Summertime Blowout 2012
Mark:We are live in Los Angeles, California… This is Summertime Blowout… The Final Event of the Summer…
Rhino:I really hate when summer ends…
Mark:Why is that?
Rhino:No more BBQ’s…
Mark:Right you like to eat…
Rhino:It means I need to wait a whole year for another BBQ…
Mark:Such a shame… But back to reality here tonight in our Main Event the EWA Total Impact Championship will be on the line when Randy Orton challenges Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Can Lone Jobber hold on the gold heading in to Glory?
Mark:That is a question that will need to be answered…
Rhino:Randy Orton seems primed and ready to take the gold from Lone Jobber…
Mark:Also tonight we will be continuing the EWA Tag Team Title Tournament…
Rhino:Plus the return of the Heartbreak Hotel…
Mark:Its going to be an exciting night… So lets get to the ring for our opening contest here at Summertime Blowout…
$tewie Franchize vs Alexis Laree
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first..From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Beautiful Dangerous” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her Opponent…From Manhattan, New York… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… $TEWIE FRANCHIZE!
(“Power” plays as $tewie Franchize enters the arena…)
Mark:$tewie Franchize locks up with Alexis Laree…
Rhino:He has her locked in a side headlock…
Mark:Alexis Laree is trying to fight out of it…
Rhino:He really is grinding away with the headlock…
Mark:Alexis Laree with elbows to the midsection and shoves $tewie Franchize off in to the ropes… $tewie Franchize comes off the ropes… Dropkick!
Rhino:Nice dropkick right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree goes right for the cover 1……………..2……….Kickout by $tewie Franchize…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree nails him with forearm shots backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:She is laying in those shots…
Mark:Alexis Laree whips $tewie Franchize off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges with a clothesline… $tewie Franchize ducks the clothesline… Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Nice counter right there…
Mark:$tewie Franchize covers Alexis Laree 1……………..2…………..Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:$tewie Franchize now scoops up Alexis Laree and slams her right down to the canvas…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is putting the boots right to Alexis Laree…
Mark:Alexis Laree is trying to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is dazed as she is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:$tewie Franchize with hard shots to Alexis Lare backing her up in to the corner…
Rhino:He is really laying in the shots…
Mark:$tewie Franchize now drives his shoulder right in to the midsection of Alexis Laree…
Rhino:He really is driving the air out of Alexis Laree…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is now putting Alexis Laree up on the top rope…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize has her setup on the top rope…
Mark:Superplex! No!
Rhino:Alexis Laree is fighting $tewie Franchize off the top rope…
Mark:Alexis Laree knocks $tewie Franchize off the top rope…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree comes off the top rope… Flying Crossbody! Connects! Heres the cover 1…………………2……………3…….NO!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is lining up $tewie Franchize…
Mark:CHICK KICK!
Rhino:Alexis Laree hit the kick…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers $tewie Franchize 1……………..2………..3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:Strong victory for Alexis Laree here tonight…
Mark:Still to come tonight the EWA Total Impact Championship will be on the line when Lone Jobber defends against Randy Orton… But its back to the ring for more action…
PyroManiAxe vs Benjamin J. Franklin
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Lotus Pod… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… PYROMANIAXE!
(“Assassins” plays as PyroManiAxe enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Philadelphia, Pa… Weighing in at 315 Pounds… BENJAMIN J. FRANKLIN!
(“Money” plays as Benjamin J. Franklin enters the arena…)
Mark:PyroManiAxe nails Benjamin J. Franklin with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying in the fists…
Mark:PyroManiAxe comes off the ropes and nails him with a Flying Fist!
Rhino:That flying fist knocked Benjamin J. Franklin back in to the ropes…
Mark:PyroManiAxe charges at Benjamin J. Franklin… Benjamin J. Franklin ducks and back drops PyroManiAxe out of the ring…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe hit the floor hard…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin now goes after PyroManiAxe on the outside of the ring… Benjamin J. Franklin scoops up PyroManiAxe and drops him face first right across the top of the steel guard rail…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin now whips PyroManiAxe off right in to the other side guardrail…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is staggering around…
Mark:Big Clothesline! By Benjamin J. Franklin spinning PyroManiAxe inside out…
Rhino:That was a hell of a clothesline…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin now rolls PyroManiAxe back in to the ring…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin whips PyroManiAxe off in to the ropes… Samoan Drop!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is in trouble…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin covers PyroManiAxe 1………………….2……………..Kickout by PyroManiAxe…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin with right hands to PyroManiAxe…
Rhino:He is laying in the shots right now…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin now whips PyroManiAxe in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is in a bad position right now…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin covers PyroManiAxe 1…………………..2………..3…No!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin is now waiting for PyroManiAxe to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is struggling right now…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin whips PyroManiAxe in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Benjamin J. Franklin…
Mark:Big Splash! No!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe moved out of the way…
Mark:PyroManiAxe from behind nails Benjamin J. Franklin with a Neckbreaker!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Frog Splash!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe hit the big frog splash right there…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers Benjamin J. Franklin 1…………………2………………..3……….NO!
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin got his shoulder up…
Mark:Very close near fall right there…
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:PyroManiAxe charges in… SPEAR! NO!
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin moved out of the way…
Mark:PyroManiAxe hit the corner hard…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is staggering around dazed…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin spins PyroManiAxe around… ALMIGHTY DOLLAR!
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin hit it…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin covers PyroManiAxe 1……………….2…………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BENJAMIN J. FRANKLIN!
Rhino:Strong victory here tonight for Benjamin J. Franklin…
Mark:Still to come tonight… Wait a minute I am being told something is happening backstage… Kent can you hear us?
Kent:Yes I can guys… I was out here in the parking lot and I just saw Alexis Laree back here…
Rhino:What is she doing?
Kent:She just picked up a baseball bat and just started to destroy a car back here…
Rhino:Do you know who’s car it is?
Kent:No I dont… But from what I can see is that its completely smashed up…
Mark:Can you get a word with her?
Kent:I am going to try… Alexis… Alexis…
Alexis:What?
Kent:What are you doing?
Alexis:Just sending a little message… Dante… I am coming for you…
Kent:She just walked off and it looks like she just destroyed the Pac’s car…
Rhino:You never cross a woman…
Mark:Guess Not… But its back to the ring for more action…
EWA Tag Team Title Tournament Match
Bobby Roode & AJ Styles vs Mr. Anderson & Brock Lesnar
*The Losing Team Will Be Eliminated From The Tournament*
Pa Announcer:This next match up is set for one fall and is a EWA Tag Team Title Tournament Match… Introducing first… Team Number One…Weighing in at a combined weight of 455 Pounds… The Team of AJ STYLES & BOBBY ROODE!
(“I Am” plays as AJ Styles & Bobby Roode enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their Opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 529 Pounds… BROCK LESNAR and MISTER ANDERSON!
(“Feedback” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Where are they?
Mark:I have no idea…
Rhino:AJ Styles and Bobby Roode are looking around…
Mark:I dont think they are going to show up…
Rhino:That’s kind of sad…
Mark:I would agree with you…
Rhino:You basically are disrespecting everyone in the locker room when you dont care enough to show up for your match…
Mark:It looks like that’s what Mr. Anderson and Brock Lesnar have done tonight… As the referee has counted both men out of this match up…
Pa Announcer:The Winners of the match as a result of a Count Out… AJ STYLES and BOBBY ROODE!
Rhino:These two men really didn’t earn this victory…
Mark:No they didn’t… But Brock Lesnar and Mr. Anderson really disrespected this company tonight…
Rhino:Yeah they did…
Mark:Well we will have another Tag Team Title Tournament match up later on in the show… But its back to the ring for more action…
CM Punk vs Steven Stone
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first…From Atlantic City, New Jersey… Weighing in at 250 Pounds… STEVEN STONE!
(“Not Ready to Die” plays as Steven Stone enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Form Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 218 Pounds… CM PUNK!
(“Cult Of Personality” plays as CM Punk enters the arena…)
Mark:CM Punk nails Steven Stone with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying in the shots…
Mark:CM Punk whips Steven Stone in to the ropes… Steven Stone with a reversal… CM Punk comes off the ropes… Steven Stone nails him with a Hiptoss!
Rhino:CM Punk gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steven Stone kicks CM Punk in the midsection and hooks up CM Punk… Stalling Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex right there by Steven Stone…
Mark:Steven Stone covers CM Punk 1…………..2…….Kickout by CM Punk…
Rhino:CM Punk is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steven Stone with a couple of shots and now whips CM Punk off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:CM Punk is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Swinging Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Steven Stone covers CM Punk again 1……………2…………Kickout by CM Punk…
Rhino:Steven Stone is now waiting for CM Punk to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steven Stone kicks CM Punk in the midsection… DDT!
Rhino:CM Punk dropped right on his head…
Mark:Steven Stone covers CM Punk 1……………..2……………Kickout by CM Punk once again…
Rhino:CM Punk is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:CM Punk has staggered back upo n to his feet… Steven Stone gets CM Punk up on his shoulders…
Rhino:Bad position for CM Punk to get in right now…
Mark:Steven Stone hooks him up… Death Valley Driver! No!
Rhino:CM Punk escapes out of it…
Mark:CM Punk is now nailing Steven Stone with shots…
Rhino:He is firing back with those shots…
Mark:CM Punk whips Steven Stone off in to the ropes… Flying Back Elbow!
Rhino:Nice shot right there…
Mark:CM Punk covers Steven Stone 1……………..2…………Kickout by Steven Stone…
Rhino:CM Punk is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Steven Stone is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:CM Punk is going to fly…
Mark:Double Axe Handle!
Rhino:That takes Steven Stone off of his feet…
Mark:CM Punk covers Steven Stone 1…………..2…………..Kickout by Steven Stone…
Rhino:Steven Stone is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:CM Punk is on the ring apron…
Rhino:Steven Stone is spinning around…
Mark:Springboard Clothesline! By CM Punk…
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:CM Punk covers Steven Stone 1………………2………..3…..NO!
Rhino:Steven Stone was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:CM Punk is now waiting for Steven Stone to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:CM Punk is lining him up…
Mark:Roundhouse Kick! No!
Rhino:Steven Stone ducked the kick…
Mark:Steven Stone with a hard kick to the midsection… Black Tiger Driver!
Rhino:CM Punk is in trouble…
Mark:Steven Stone with the cover 1………………..2…………….3…………NO!
Rhino:CM Punk was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:So very close right there…
Rhino:CM Punk is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steven Stone is now setting him up on the top rope…
Rhino:Steven Stone is going to put CM Punk away right now…
Mark:NO REMORSE! NO!
Rhino:CM Punk fights out of it…
Mark:CM Punk back drops Steven Stone off the top rope…
Rhino:Steven Stone is down on the canvas…
Mark:CM Punk is now standing up on the top rope… Flying Elbow Drop!
Rhino:CM Punk hit the big elbow drop right there…
Mark:CM Punk is now calling for the GTS…
Rhino:Steven Stone is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:CM Punk hooks him up… GTS!
Rhino:Steven Stone is out…
Mark:CM Punk covers Steven Stone 1……………..2………………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CM PUNK!
Rhino:CM Punk with a strong victory tonight over Steven Stone…
Mark:CM Punk continues to pick up victories here in the EWA since coming back… As right now its time for the return of the Heartbreak Hotel!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:Here Comes the Heartbreak Kid!
HBK:Ladies and Gentlemen… Welcome to the Heartbreak Hotel!
(Crowd Cheers Loudly)
HBK:Tonight folks on this special edition of the Heartbreak Hotel I will be bringing out a man who for the last two months has ducked my challenges and refused to show up… Even after saying he would be here to fight me at Beach Brawl… But tonight I am not asking this man to fight… I am just asking this man to show up and be my guest on the Heartbreak Hotel…But you see what I hold in my hand right here is a contract… For the biggest night of the year… This is a contract for a match up at Glory… Where I will go one on one with my guest at this time… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Open Your Eyes” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Where is he?
HBK:Well… Color me surprised Doug Kinsella isnt here…I mean come on Doug… I just asked you to be a guest… Just to…
(Doug Kinsella appears on Hardcore Theater)
Doug Kinsella:Shawn, Hello. I am up here. Sorry I couldn’t be there tonight. I was really looking forward to being a guest on the Heartbreak Hotel. As I know how much of an honor it is to be on the Heartbreak Hotel. But Shawn, I have something to tell you.
Rhino:Wait a minute!
Mark:Doug Kinsella just jumped Shawn Michaels in the ring…
Rhino:While everyone was looking at Hardcore Theater Doug Kinsella came in to the ring…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is just putting the boots to Shawn Michaels right now…
Rhino:He is just stomping away at Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Doug Kinsella sets up Shawn Michaels… FINAL ENCOUNTER!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has just laid out Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is standing over Shawn Michaels and he just picked up the contract…
Rhino:He is signing the contract!
Mark:Doug Kinsella just signed the contract and is standing over a fallen Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is going to be looking for revenge…
Mark:Shawn Michaels will get his chance for revenge when he goes One on One with Doug Kinsella at Glory… As officials are helping Shawn Michaels out of the ring… We get set for our next contest…
EWA Tag Team Title Tournament Match
Big Daddy Ace & Josh Stewart vs Dante Daevain & The Phantom
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a EWA Tag Team Title Tournament Match up… Introducing first… Team Number One…Weighing in at a combined weight of 523 Pounds… The Team of JOSH STEWART & BIG DADDY ACE… The ROCKSTAR SYNDICATE!
(“Black Days Begin” plays as Josh Stewart and Big Daddy Ace enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 570 Pounds… Representing The Pac… DANTE DAEVAIN & THE PHANTOM!
(“Wolfpac” plays as Dante Daevain & The Phantom enter the arena…)
Mark:It will be Josh Stewart locking up with The Phantom to start things out in this match up… The Phantom nails Josh Stewart with right hands…
Rhino:The Phantom is laying them in…
Mark:The Phantom whips Josh Stewart off in to the ropes… Josh Stewart comes off the ropes… Spin Kick!
Rhino:That kick took Josh Stewart’s head off right there…
Mark:The Phantom covers Josh Stewart 1…………….2………..Kickout by Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Phantom with strikes to Josh Stewart as he backs him up in to the corner… The Phantom whips Josh Stewart off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is coming out of the corner…
Mark:The Phantom charges at Josh Stewart… Josh Stewart ducks the clothesline…Josh Stewart spins around and nails The Phantom with a Jawbreaker!
Rhino:The Phantom is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Big Clothesline! By Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now laying in the boots to The Phantom…
Mark:Josh Stewart is dragging The Phantom over to the corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace gets tagged in…
Mark:Josh Stewart and Big Daddy Ace hook up The Phantom… Double Suplex!
Rhino:Nice double team move right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Josh Stewart 1…………….2………..Kickout by The Phantom…
Rhino:The Phantom is getting back up slowly…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with right hands to The Phantom… Big Daddy Ace with an irish whip…
Rhino:Blind Tag!
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges and nails The Phantom with a Flying Shoulder Block!
Rhino:He took The Phantom off of his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace turns around… Swinging Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:Nice move right there by Dante Daevain…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace didn’t see that move coming at all… Dante Daevain covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………..2……….Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dante Daevain with shots to Big Daddy Ace backing him up in to the ropes… Dante Daevain with an irish whip… Big Daddy Ace comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace went flying high in the air…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace staggers up on to his feet… Running Big Boot!
Rhino:Dante Daevain took his head off with that big boot…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Big Daddy Ace 1……………2……………Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now bringing Big Daddy Ace back in to the corner…
Mark:Dante Daevain tags in The Phantom…
Rhino:Bad spot for Big Daddy Ace to be in…
Mark:Dante Daevain and The Phantom setup Big Daddy Ace… Worlds Biggest Headache!
Rhino:Nice combination right there…
Mark:A dropkick and Russian Leg Sweep combo has Big Daddy Ace in trouble right now… The Phantom covers Big Daddy Ace 1……………….2…………..Kickout again by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace needs to tag Josh Stewart back in to this match up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Phantom is lining him up…
Mark:Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:He caught him good right there…
Mark:The Phantom covers Big Daddy Ace 1……………..2…………3..No!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace again was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:The Phantom brings Big Daddy Ace over to the corner…
Rhino:Dante Daevain gets tagged back in…
Mark:Double Gutbuster by The Pac!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in a lot of trouble right now…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Big Daddy Ace 1………………..2…………….3………….NO! Josh Stewart comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:He just saved his partner right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is setting him up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace turns around… FALL OF MAN! NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is fighting out of it…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace sends Dante Daevain off in to the ropes… SPEAR!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace hit the spear…
Mark:Now what Big Daddy Ace needs to do is make the tag in to Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is making his way to his corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is doing the same…
Rhino:Josh Stewart really wants the tag…
Mark:Dante Daevain tags in The Phantom…
Rhino:Josh Stewart gets the tag!
Mark:The Phantom goes for a strike… Josh Stewart blocks and nails The Phantom with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Josh Stewart whips The Phantom off in to the ropes… STO!
Rhino:That took The Phantom off of his feet…
Mark:The Phantom is getting back up… Shinning Wizard!
Rhino:The Phantom is in trouble…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers The Phantom 1……………….2………………..Kickout by The Phantom…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now lining up The Phantom…
Mark:Brain Stew! No! The Phantom ducked the kick… School Boy! 1…………………2………………..3……..NO!
Rhino:Josh Stewart was able to kick out…
Mark:Both men get back up on to their feet… The Phantom charges at Josh Stewart… Josh Stewart ducks the clothesline… The Phantom turns around… RETURN OF THE STEW!
Rhino:Josh Stewart hit the 720 Round House kick…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers The Phantom 1………………2……………….3……….NO! Dante Daevain comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Josh Stewart was a half a second away from picking up the victory right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now charges at Dante Daevain… Dante Daevain ducks and back drops Big Daddy Ace to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace hit the floor hard…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now getting back up on to his feet… FEAT OF FOOT!
Rhino:Double Superkick by The Phantom and Dante Daevain…
Mark:The referee is getting Dante Daevain out of the ring…
Rhino:The Phantom could have the win right here…
Mark:The Phantom covers Josh Stewart 1…………………2……………….3………….NO! Josh Stewart gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:The Phantom tags back in Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:It looks like The Phantom and Dante Daevain are looking to put Josh Stewart away right here and now…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is setting him up…
Mark:NOT YOUR DAY! NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just Speared The Phantom…
Mark:Dante Daevain though hit the power bomb on Josh Stewart…
Rhino:The referee is trying to get Big Daddy Ace out of the ring…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now getting in the face of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace and Dante Daevain are now trading shots…
Mark:The referee wants to get Big Daddy Ace out of the ring…
Rhino:He is able to get him out of the ring…
Mark:Dante Daevain turns around… RETURN OF THE STEW!
Rhino:He hit the kick…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Dante Daevain 1………………2…………..3…………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners JOSH STEWART and BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:By winning this match up Josh Stewart and Big Daddy Ace have advanced to the finals of the EWA Tag Team Title Tournament…
Mark:Which means they will be competing for the EWA Tag Team Titles at Glory…
Rhino:Who will they be fighting is the question…
Mark:Next week we will see a match up between Bobby Roode and AJ Styles taking on The Pac…
Rhino:A rematch from last week…
Mark:The winner of that match will face Big Daddy Ace and Josh Stewart at Glory…
Rhino:That will make things very interesting…
Mark:Right now its time to see if Lone Jobber can keep his EWA Total Impact Championship in our Main Event…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Lone Jobber(c) vs Randy Orton
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RANDY ORTON!
(“Voices” Plays as Randy Orton enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Lone Jobber nails Randy Orton with right hands…
Rhino:Randy Orton is firing back…
Mark:Randy Orton is nailing Lone Jobber with hard uppercuts…
Rhino:Hes getting him right underneath the jaw…
Mark:Randy Orton backs Lone Jobber up in to the ropes after those uppercuts… Randy Orton with an irish whip… Lone Jobber with a reversal… Randy Orton comes off the ropes… LOW CARD KICK! NO!
Rhino:Randy Orton held on to the ropes…
Mark:Lone Jobber went for the kick and Randy Orton saw it coming…
Rhino:Randy Orton now ducks out of the ring…
Mark:Randy Orton is walking around the ring right now…
Rhino:Look out!
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion dives through the ropes right on to Randy Orton…
Rhino:Nice move right there by Lone Jobber catching Randy Orton off guard…
Mark:Lone Jobber now grabs Randy Orton and drives his head right in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Randy Orton is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Lone Jobber nails Randy Orton with a clothesline…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is taking it right to the challenger at the moment…
Mark:Lone Jobber now has Randy Orton by the legs…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Randy Orton…
Mark:Slingshot! Right in to the ring post!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber now rolls Randy Orton back in to the ring…
Rhino:The Legend Killer is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now up on the top rope…
Rhino:Randy Orton has staggered back up…
Mark:Missle Dropkick! No!
Rhino:Randy Orton moved out of the way…
Mark:Lone Jobber crashed and burned… Randy Orton is now putting the boots right to Lone Jobber…
Rhino:He is just stomping away at him right now…
Mark:Randy Orton drags Lone Jobber over to the corner… Randy Orton charges and drives his knee right in to the face of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:The tide has turned right now…
Mark:Randy Orton pulls Lone Jobber out of the corner… Randy Orton hooks up Lone Jobber… Inverted Backbreaker!
Rhino:Nice move right there by Randy Orton…
Mark:Randy Orton is now rolling to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Randy Orton is bringing a couple of steel chairs in to the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet… Randy Orton charges and takes him off of his feet with a clothesline…
Rhino:Randy Orton is now setting up the steel chairs…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers to his feet… Randy Orton hooks up Lone Jobber.. Suplex! Right in to the Steel Chairs!
Rhino:That has to hurt…
Mark:The referee is checking on Lone Jobber right now…
Rhino:The referee is saying that Lone Jobber can continue…
Mark:Lone Jobber is struggling… Randy Orton hooks him up… Crossface!
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is trapped right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to crawl towards the ropes…
Rhino:Randy Orton continues to pull back on the neck of Lone Jobber…
Mark:You can see the pain on the face of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get to the ropes…
Mark:Lone Jobber reaches out and grabs the ropes…
Rhino:Randy Orton needs to break the hold…
Mark:Randy Orton is now folding up one of the chairs he dropped Lone Jobber on…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is really hurting right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is out on his feet… RKO! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber counters…
Mark:Lone Jobber spins Randy Orton around… HERTIAGE!
Rhino:He planted him right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now picking up the steel chair…
Rhino:He is looking to knock Randy Orton out right here…
Mark:Randy Orton staggers up on to his feet… STEEL CHAIR SHOT! NO! RKO!
Rhino:Randy Orton ducked the chair shot and hit the RKO…
Mark:The referee is checking on Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber can continue says the referee…
Mark:CROSSFACE!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in trouble now…
Mark:Randy Orton is really pulling back on the neck of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:It looks like Lone Jobber is on the verge of tapping out…
Mark:We are looking at the crowing of a new EWA Total Impact Champion right here and now…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is fading…
Mark:Lone Jobber Taps! THE ROPES! And now grabs on to the ropes…
Rhino:Randy Orton thought Lone Jobber tapped out…
Mark:It wasn’t to be however…
Rhino:Lone Jobber rolled to the outside of the ring…
Mark:He is just trying to rest…
Rhino:Randy Orton is now going out after Lone Jobber…
Mark:Randy Orton rolls Lone Jobber back in to the ring…
Rhino:Wait what does Lone Jobber have?
Mark:It looks like he grabbed the Glass Bat he brought down to the ring…
Rhino:I dont think Randy Orton sees it…
Mark:Lone Jobber is hiding it well..
Rhino:Randy Orton is stalking Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber is staggering up with Glass Bat in hand… Randy Orton spins Lone Jobber around… GLASS BAT RIGHT TO THE HEAD!
Rhino:That’s the knockout shot right there…
Mark:The referee is checking on Randy Orton…
Rhino:There is no movement from Randy Orton…
Mark:The referee calls for the bell… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber some how pulled this one out…
Mark:The Glass Bat was the answer for Lone Jobber as he was able to get it in to the ring without Randy Orton seeing and he knocked him out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber continues to stand tall as the EWA’s Only Champion…
Mark:What does this mean for Glory?
Rhino:I think it means that Lone Jobber is the only champion heading in the biggest show of the year…
Mark:You know how much of an ego boost that will be for Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Oh you know it will be…
Mark:We will see you at Glory… Good Nig…
(“Here Comes The Money” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Wait a second…
Mark:The Boss is Here!
Rhino:Shane McMahon is here in Los Angeles…
Mark:I guess this show isnt over just yet…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is coming to the ring and he has something to say…
Shane:Well, sorry I am late… This isnt normally how we close things especially on a Pay Per View Night and what a Pay Per View it has been here tonight… Execpt for the whole Mr. Anderson and Brock Lesnar not showing up routine…That was classy… But that’s not the reason I am out here… I am out here to talk about Glory… Now I could have waited to say this… But I cant… You see the reason I was late is because I have been in meetings all day and all night long with the EWA Executive Committee and we have been talking all about what we are going to be doing about Glory… The EWA’s Biggest Show of the Year…You see I called the meeting of the EWA Executive Committee because I had to address the one issue that’s been hanging over this company since High Stakes… And that’s the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… You see a few weeks ago I came out here in front of everyone and I told everyone that on the EWA’s Biggest Night the EWA would have its EWA World Heavyweight Championship back… And that’s what I am giving you… You see everyone in this company has been objecting this… The EWA Executive Committee isnt behind this decision… But as the Boss around here… I am making this decision… The EWA World Heavyweight Championship will RETURN to the Extreme Wrestling Alliance at Glory!
Rhino:How is that going to happen?
Mark:I have no idea…
Shane:You see I have this plan… And it will all come together at Glory… So be ready… Because I will bring home… What is rightfully ours… What this means is this…
(Static Begins to play on the screen and video begins to play on Hardcore Theater of William McConnell wrestling in Europe)
Announcer 1: William McConnell hooks up Fit Finlay… DUAL SHOCK!
Announcer 2: What a Move That Was!
Announcer 1: William McConnell hooks the leg 1……..2…..3… THIS MATCH UP IS OVER!
Announcer 3: The Winner of this contest… The FTEWA World Heavyweight Champion, WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(Static Plays Again as Footage Fades to Black)
Mark:Shane McMahon is Pissed! Good Night Everyone!
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