Tuesday Night Carnage 07-24-12
Mark:We are live in Phoenix, Arizona… For Tuesday Night Carnage!
Rhino:Its hot here in Phoenix…
Mark:Its Hot Everywhere!
Rhino:This is a very good point… I blame Al Gore…
Mark:Why do you blame Al Gore?
Rhino:Okay, Fine… I blame Lone Jobber…
Mark:That’s better… Speaking of Lone Jobber he is in the Main Event tonight as he teams with The Phantom to take on Steven Stone & $tewie Franchize in our Main Event…
Rhino:That is going to be a hell of a match up…
Mark:Those four men will also compete in the Main Event of Beach Brawl for the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Rhino:That will also be a hell of a battle as well…
Mark:It should be an interesting night… We should get started with our opening contest here at Tuesday Night Carnage…
Shawn Michaels vs Mascara de la Muerte
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall…Introducing first…From Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico… Weighing in at 150 Pounds… MASCARA DE LA MUERTE!
(“Badass” plays as Mascara de la Muerte enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte charges right at Shawn Michaels and takes him off of his feet with a Running Headscissors!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte nails Shawn Michaels with a couple of hard forearm shots…
Rhino:He is laying them in right now…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte whips Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes and nails him with a Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:That took Shawn Michaels off of his feet…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte covers Shawn Michaels 1…………..2…………….Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting back up…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte is now backing Shawn Michaels up in to the corner…
Rhino:He is nailing him with shots…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte whips Shawn Michaels off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Mascara de la Muerte…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte charges in… Monkey Flip!
Rhino:That sent Shawn Michaels half away across the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Mascara de la Muerte is charging in again…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte charges at Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels ducks the clothesline… Mascara de la Muerte comes off the ropes and Shawn Michaels nails him with a Hiptoss!
Rhino:Mascara de la Muerte gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte charges at Shawn Michaels… Another Hiptoss!
Rhino:Mascara de la Muerte is getting back up slower this time…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now lays in chops across the chest of Mascara de la Muerte…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Shawn Michaels whips Mascara de la Muerte off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Mascara de la Muerte staggers back up…
Mark:Atomic Drop! By Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Mascara de la Muerte is spinning around…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is up on the top rope… Flying Elbow Drop!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels hit the elbow…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now tuning up the band…
Rhino:Mascara de la Muerte is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte staggers to his feet… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels hit the kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Mascara de la Muerte 1…………………2…………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:Strong victory for Shawn Michaels here tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage…
Mark:Shawn Michaels continues to pick up victories week after week here in the EWA…
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella appears on Hardcore Theater)
Doug Kinsella:Hello Shawn, as you can see I am here at the airport and I am purchasing a ticket to fly to Beach Brawl 2012 and well, I have decided to accept your challenge. So I will see you there.
Rhino:Looks like we have a big match up now scheduled for Beach Brawl…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is smirking as he is looking forward to this one…. As we now get set for more action..
Lilith Evans vs Anton Hinston
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!
(“Thoughtless” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Pa Announer:Her opponent… From Odense, Denmark… Weighing in at 200 Pounds… ANTON HINSTON!
(“King of My World” plays as Anton Hinston enters the arena…)
Mark:Anton Hinston locks up with Lilith Evans… Lilith Evans gets backed up in the ropes… Anton Hinston nails her with a couple of elbows to the side of the head…
Rhino:He is really laying them in…
Mark:Anton Hinston whips Lilith Evans off in to the ropes… Lilith Evans comes off the ropes and takes Anton Hinston off of his feet with a Running Headscissors…
Rhino:Anton Hinston gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Anton Hinston gets up on to his feet by the ropes… Lilith Evans charges at him… Anton Hinston ducks and back drops Lilith Evans over the top rope…
Rhino:Lilith Evans lands on the ring apron…
Mark:Anton Hinston charges in… Lilith Evans slides back in to the ring underneath the legs of Anton Hinston… Lilith Evans now with a Roll Up! 1……………2……… Kickout by Anton Hinston…
Rhino:Anton Hinston gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Anton Hinston charges and nails Lilith Evans with a clothesline…
Rhino:He caught her good with that clothesline…
Mark:Lilith Evans attempts to get back up on to his feet… Anton Hinston charges and nails her with a running dropkick right to the head of Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Anton Hinston covers Lilith Evans 1……………2…………..Kickout by Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is now slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Anton Hinston hooks up Lilith Evans and nails her with a DDT!
Rhino:He planted her right there…
Mark:Anton Hinston covers Lilith Evans 1………………..2…………….Kickout again by Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Anton Hinston is now making his way up on to the top rope…
Mark:This young man is looking to take a chance right here…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Anton Hinston is up on the top rope…
Rhino:He is going to fly…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! No!
Rhino:Lilith Evans duck out of the way…
Mark:Sometimes you hit a big move and sometimes you miss…
Rhino:That time he missed for sure…
Mark:Anton Hinston is now slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is lining him up…
Mark:TORTURED!
Rhino:She hit it…
Mark:Lilith Evans with the cover 1……………..2…………….3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LILITH EVANS!
Rhino:Lilith Evans pulls out the victory tonight…
Mark:Anton Hinston brought it today but Lilith Evans was able to move out of the way and pick up the victory… As we now get back to the ring for more action…
Alexis Laree vs Road Dogg
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Marietta, Georgia… Weighing in at 236 Pounds… ROAD DOGG!
(“Oh You Didn’t Know” plays as Road Dogg enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Alexis Laree just attacked Road Dogg from behind…
Rhino:This is a very unusual side from Alexis Laree…
Mark:It clearly caught Road Dogg off guard right here…
Rhino:Alexis Laree just sent him right in to the ring post…
Mark:Road Dogg is dazed at the moment as he just stumbled in to the ring…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now quickly going to the top rope…
Mark:We just saw in the last match that sometimes moves like this dont pay off…
Rhino:That’s a good point…
Mark:Road Dogg staggers up on to his feet… Missle Dropkick!
Rhino:She connected with that dropkick right there…
Mark:Road Dogg looks to be out of it… Alexis Laree covers Road Dogg 1…………….2………….3…….NO!
Rhino:Close nearfall right there…
Mark:Road Dogg is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He has made his way up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges in… Road Dogg gets his boots up…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now staggering around dazed…
Mark:Road Dogg is now connecting with jabs to Alexis Laree…
Rhino:He is peppering her with those jabs…
Mark:Road Dogg goes for the big right hand… Alexis Laree ducks…
Rhino:Road Dogg spins around…
Mark:CHICK KICK!
Rhino:She hit the kick…
Mark:Road Dogg is out on his feet… LAREE DDT!
Rhino:Road Dogg gets planted…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Road Dogg 1………………2……….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:Strong win for Alexis Laree here…
Mark:She is trying to send a message to The Pac that she isnt going to back down from them… As we now get set for more action..
Troy Joseph vs Brock Lesnar
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first..From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds…TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Minneapolis, Minnesota… Weighing in at 286 Pounds… BROCK LESNAR!
(“Next Big Thing” plays as Brock Lesnar enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and here we go..
Rhino:They are just slugging it out with one another…
Mark:Brock Lesnar hammers Troy Joseph with right hands…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is firing back…
Mark:Troy Joseph backs him up in to the ropes and now sends him off in to the farside… Brock Lesnar with a reversal… Troy Joseph comes off the ropes… Shoulder Block! By Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:That knocked Troy Joseph off of his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph gets back up on to his feet… Brock Lesnar charges at Troy Joseph and drives him back in to the corner…
Rhino:He is now taking it to him in the corner…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is driving his shoulder right in to the midsection of Troy Joseph…
Rhino:He is trying to drive all the air out of Troy Joseph…
Mark:Brock Lesnar now whips Troy Joseph off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Brock…
Mark:Running Shoulder! No!
Rhino:Troy Joseph moved out of the way…
Mark:Brock Lesnar went shoulder first in to the ring post…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is staggering backwards…
Mark:Troy Joseph goes behind Brock Lesnar and nails him with a German Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex by Troy Joseph…
Mark:Troy Joseph now stomps away at Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph whips Brocks Lesnar off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Nice move…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Brock Lesnar 1…………2…………Kickout by Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is now getting back up…
Mark:Troy Joseph nails him with right hands and now hooks him up… Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:He drove him right in to the mat…
Mark:Troy Joseph with another cover 1………..2……….Kickout again by Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is trying to get back up…
Mark:Troy Joseph with a kick to the midsection… Facebuster!
Rhino:He drove him face first in to the canvas…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:He is going to fly…
Mark:Swanton Bomb! No!
Rhino:Brock Lesnar got his knees up right there…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now grabbing at his ribs right now…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Brock Lesnar charges and thrusts him in to the corner…
Rhino:He is going right for the injured ribs…
Mark:Brock Lesnar hooks him up… Backbreaker!
Rhino:Troy Joseph is in trouble…
Mark:Brock Lesnar covers Troy Joseph 1……………2………3……NO!
Rhino:Close nearfall right there…
Mark:Troy Joseph continues to hold on to his ribs…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is calling for it…
Mark:Troy Joseph turns around… F5!
Rhino:Brock Lesnar hit it…
Mark:Brock Lesnar with the cover 1……………2…………3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BROCK LESNAR!
Rhino:Big win for Brock Lesnar tonight over the former EWA Total Impact Champion Troy Joseph…
Mark:It didn’t seem like Troy Joseph was all there tonight…
Rhino:You might be right about that one… It didn’t seem like the old Troy Joseph…
Mark:Hopefully he can rebound… Now its back to the ring for our next contest here at Tuesday Night Carnage…
Dante Daevain vs Randy Orton
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From the First Heaven… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Representing the Pac..DANTE DAEVAIN!
(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RANDY ORTON!
(“Voices” Plays as Randy Orton enters the arena…)
Mark:Dante Daevain squares off with Randy Orton… Randy Orton nails Dante Daevain with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Dante Daevain with a hard knee right to the midsection of Randy Orton and now follows it up with shots of his own…
Rhino:He is putting it to him…
Mark:Dante Daevain whips Randy Orton off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Randy Orton staggers up on to his feet…
Mark:Dante Daevain charges and nails Randy Orton with a Big Boot!
Rhino:That knocked Randy Orton out of the ring…
Mark:Randy Orton is trying to regroup on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is going out after him…
Mark:Dante Daevain nails Randy Orton with a couple of shots and now scoops up Randy Orton… Dante Daevain goes to drive Randy Orton in to the ring post but Randy Orton slides out…
Rhino:Randy Orton just shoved Dante Daevain in to the ring post…
Mark:Randy Orton is following up with hard uppercuts…
Rhino:He is laying them in to Dante Daevain right now…
Mark:Randy Orton now whips Dante Daevain in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is staggered…
Mark:Randy Orton charges and takes him off of his feet with a clothesline!
Rhino:Hard clothesline right there…
Mark:Randy Orton is now rolling Dante Daevain back in to the ring…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton charges and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker… Randy Orton covers Dante Daevain 1……………..2………….Kickout by Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Randy Orton isnt letting Dante Daevain get back up…
Mark:He is stomping away at Dante Daevain right now…
Rhino:He is just really hammering him with those boots…
Mark:Dante Daevain is sitting up… Randy Orton with a flip neckbreaker…
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Dante Daevain 1………………2…………..Kickout by Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton is lining him up… Inverted Backbreaker!
Rhino:Nice move as Dante Daevain is in trouble…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Dante Daevain 1………………….2………………3……No!
Rhino:Dante Daevain was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Dante Daevain is in a bad postion right now…
Rhino:Randy Orton is stalking Dante Daevain right now…
Mark:Randy Orton has him lined up…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:RKO! NO!
Rhino:Dante Daevain shoved him off…
Mark:Dante Daevain shoved him in to the corner…
Rhino:Randy Orton is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Dante Daevain hooks him up… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:He connected with that reverse DDT…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Randy Orton 1…………………2……………3…No!
Rhino:Randy Orton got his shoulder up…
Mark:Randy Orton is now trying to get back up on to his feet… Dante Daevain hooks him up… Shoulder Breaker!
Rhino:Dante Daevain is starting to get in a bit of a groove…
Mark:Randy Orton is trying to shake off the shoulder breaker… Dante Daevain scoops him up again… Running Powerslam!
Rhino:Randy Orton is in trouble…
Mark:Dante Daevain with the cover 1………………..2……………3……….NO!
Rhino:Randy Orton kicked out at the last second…
Mark:Randy Orton is now in the bad way…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is looking to finish him off right now…
Mark:Randy Orton is out on his feet… Dante Daevain hooks him up… FALL OF MAN! NO!
Rhino:Randy Orton is fighting out of it…
Mark:Dante Daevain spins around… RKO!
Rhino:Randy Orton hit it…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Dante Daevain 1………………….2…………………3………NO!
Rhino:Dante Daevain got his foot on the ropes…
Mark:So close right there…
Rhino:Randy Orton is aruging with the referee right now…
Mark:He thought he had him down for the count…
Rhino:Randy Orton is now lining him up…
Mark:Here it comes… PUNT KICK! NO!
Rhino:Dante Daevain moved his head…
Mark:Dante Daevain is back up…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:FALL OF MAN!
Rhino:He hit it…
Mark:Dante Daevain hooks the leg 1……………….2……………3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DANTE DAEVAIN!
Rhino:Dante Daevain pulls out the victory…
Mark:Big win tonight for Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Best performance we have seen out of Randy Orton in a while…
Mark:Yes it was… As we now get set for our next contest here at Tuesday Night Carnage…
PyroManiAxe vs AJ Styles
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Lotus Pod… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… PYROMANIAXE!
(“Assassins” plays as PyroManiAxe enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent..From Gainesville, Georgia… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… AJ STYLES!
(“I Am” plays as AJ Styles enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this macth up is underway… PyroManiAxe nails AJ Styles with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:PyroManiAxe with an irish whip… AJ Styles springs off the ropes and nails PyroManiAxe with a clothesline…
Rhino:Nice counter to the irish whip…
Mark:PyroManiAxe gets back up… AJ Styles charges and nails him with a Flying Forearm!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:AJ Styles covers PyroManiAxe 1…………….2………….Kickout by PyroManiAxe…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:AJ Styles now scoops up PyroManiAxe and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:AJ Styles moves out to the outside of the ring on the ring apron…
Mark:AJ Styles with a Springboard Splash!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:AJ Styles covers PyroManiAxe 1……………2…………Kickout by PyroManiAxe…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:AJ Styles with a couple of hard elbows to PyroManiAxe right now and backs him up in to the corner… AJ Styles with an irish whip sending PyroManiAxe off in to the farside… AJ Styles charges in… PyroManiAxe with a back elbow…
Rhino:AJ Styles is spinning around…
Mark:PyroManiAxe nails AJ Styles with a Roundhouse Kick!
Rhino:Nice kick right there…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers AJ Styles 1…………….2……………Kickout by AJ Styles…
Rhino:AJ Styles is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:PyroManiAxe hooks up AJ Styles… Spinebuster!
Rhino:He drives him right in to the canvas…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers AJ Styles 1…………….2………. Kickout by AJ Styles…
Rhino:AJ Styles is now trying to get back up…
Mark:PyroManiAxe scoops up AJ Styles and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is going to fly… Shooting Star Press!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers AJ Styles again 1………………..2…………..3….NO!
Rhino:Very close near fall right there…
Mark:AJ Styles is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is lining him up…
Mark:AJ Styles turns around… Spear!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe could have him right there…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers AJ Styles 1……………….2…………………..3…….NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is now looking to put AJ Styles away right now…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is now putting AJ Styles up on the top rope…
Mark:AJ Styles is in trouble…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe has him setup…
Mark:SUPERPLEX! NO!
Rhino:AJ Styles is fighting him off…
Mark:AJ Styles knocked him off the top rope…
Rhino:AJ Styles is now standing up on the top rope…
Mark:PyroManiAxe staggers to his feet…
Rhino:AJ Styles is going to fly…
Mark:Flying Crossbody!
Rhino:AJ Styles hit it…
Mark:AJ Styles with the covers PyroManiAxe 1………………….2…………….3…..NO!
Rhino:Close fall right there…
Mark:AJ Styles is now waiting for PyroManiAxe to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:AJ Styles lines him up… PELE KICK!
Rhino:AJ Styles connects with the kick…
Mark:AJ Styles covers PyroManiAxe 1………………….2……………….3…………NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is now trying to get back up…
Rhino:AJ Styles is waiting for him to get back up…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is back up and AJ Styles backs him up in to the corner… Tornado DDT!
Rhino:AJ Styles lays out PyroManiAxe…
Mark:AJ Styles is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:AJ Styles is going to fly…
Mark:Spinal Tap! No!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe moves out of the way…
Mark:AJ Styles is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is back up as well…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is nailing AJ Styles with right hands…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is laying in the shots…
Mark:PyroManiAxe kicks AJ Styles in the midsection… Stunner!
Rhino:AJ Styles is in trouble…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers AJ Styles 1…………………2………………..3…………NO!
Rhino:So very close…
Mark:PyroManiAxe thought he had him down for the count right there…
Rhino:AJ Styles is trying to get back up to his feet…
Mark:PyroManiAxe kicks AJ Styles in the midsection…
Rhino:He is setting him up for the third degree burn…
Mark:Powerbomb! No!
Rhino:AJ Styles escapes out of it…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is now turning around… AJ Styles kicks PyroManiAxe in the midsection…STYLES CLASH! NO!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is fighting out of it…
Mark:PyroManiAxe shoves AJ Styles off in to the corner…
Rhino:AJ Styles is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:SPEAR!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe hit the spear…
Mark:PyroManiAxe with the cover 1……………2…………3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner PYROMANIAXE!
Rhino:Very nice win here tonight for PyroManiAxe…
Mark:Really competitive match between these two tonight…
Rhino:It was very back and forth…
Mark:Its now time to send it to the ring for our main event…
Lone Jobber & The Phantom vs Steven Stone & $tewie Franchize
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall…Introducing first..From New Orleans, Louisiana… Weighing in at 275…Representing the Pac… THE PHANTOM!
(“Nothing Else Matters” plays as The Phantom enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds….El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First…From Atlantic City, New Jersey… Weighing in at 250 Pounds… STEVEN STONE!
(“Not Ready to Die” plays as Steven Stone enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner…From Manhattan, New York… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… $TEWIE FRANCHIZE!
(“Power” plays as $tewie Franchize enters the arena…)
Mark:$tewie Franchize starts things out with The Phantom… The Phantom nails $tewie Franchize with chops right across the chest…
Rhino:He is laying in the chops to the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:The Phantom kicks $tewie Franchize in the midsection and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker… The Phantom goes for a quick cover 1…………2……. Kickout by $tewie Franchize…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Phantom now hooks up $tewie Franchize and nails him with a hangman’s neckbreaker…
Rhino:Nice back to back neckbreakers by The Phantom…
Mark:The Phantom covers $tewie Franchize again 1…………….2………Kickout again by $tewie Franchize…
Rhino:The Phantom is bringing $tewie Franchize back in to the corner…
Mark:The Phantom now tags in Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is ready to do a number on $tewie Franchize…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a couple of right hands and now shoots him off in to the ropes… Clothesline!
Rhino:Nice clothesline…
Mark:Lone Jobber moves him closer to the corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is moving up on to the middle rope…
Mark:Leg Drop! No!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize moved out of the way out of the leg drop…
Mark:$tewie Franchize gets to his corner and tags in Steven Stone…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steven Stone nails Lone Jobber with right hands and now sends him off in to the ropes… Hiptoss!
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets right back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around and Steven Stone kicks him in the midsection… Double Arm Backbreaker!
Rhino:Nice backbreaker right there…
Mark:Steven Stone covers Lone Jobber 1……………….2………..Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Steven Stone is pulling Lone Jobber back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steven Stone kicks Lone Jobber in the midsection… Powerbomb!
Rhino:He lays out with that powerbomb…
Mark:Steven Stone covers Lone Jobber 1………………2………….. Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Steven Stone tags in $tewie Franchize…
Mark:Steven Stone and $tewie Franchize whip Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Double Shoulder Block!
Rhino:Nice double team move right there…
Mark$tewie Franchize covers Lone Jobber 1……………2…………Kickout by Lone Jobber once again…
Rhino:Lone Jobber needs to make a tag right now…
Mark:$tewie Franchize hooks up Lone Jobber… T-Bone Suplex!
Rhino:He dropped him on his head right there…
Mark:$tewie Franchize covers Lone Jobber 1………………………2……………..3…NO!
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now trying to crawl to his corner…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize tags in Steven Stone…
Mark:Steven Stone and $tewie Franchize whip Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Double Clothesline! No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber ducked the double clothesline…
Mark:Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Double Clothesline!
Rhino:He took both men off of their feet…
Mark:This is where he needs to get to his corner and make the tag…
Rhino:He is trying to get there…
Mark:Lone Jobber dives and makes the tag…
Rhino:Steven Stone is back up…
Mark:Steven Stone goes for a right hand… The Phantom blocks and nails Steven Stone with shots…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Steven Stone gets sent in to the ropes by The Phantom… Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:He took him right off of his feet…
Mark:Steven Stone is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Phantom is lining him up…
Mark:The Phantom hooks up Steven Stone… Russian Leg Sweep!
Rhino:The Phantom is feeling it…
Mark:The Phantom covers Steven Stone 1…………………….2……………..3……….NO!
Rhino:Close nearfall right there…
Mark:Steven Stone is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Phantom has him lined up…
Mark:Moment of Silence!
Rhino:The Phantom hit it…
Mark:The Phantom covers Steven Stone 1…………………..2………………3…………NO!
Rhino:So close once again…
Mark:The Phantom now has a look like he is reayd to put Steven Stone away…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:IN CONFESSION!
Rhino:The Phantom has it locked in…
Mark:Will Steven Stone Tap Out?
Rhino:He looks like he will…
Mark:$tewie Franchize comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:He just saved his partner right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is in the ring…
Rhino:The brawl is on…
Mark:Lone Jobber chagres at $tewie Franchize and clotheslines him over the top rope and both men hit the floor hard…
Rhino:Both Steven Stone and The Phantom are getting back up on to their feet…
Mark:$tewie Franchize gets back up… LOW CARD KICK! NO! LOW BLOW!
Rhino:That’s one way to stop the kick…
Mark:The Phantom is looking to put Steven Stone away…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is in the ring…
Mark:$tewie Franchize turns The Phantom around… BLACK TIGER DRIVER!
Rhino:The Phantom has been laid out…
Mark:Steven Stone now covers The Phantom 1………………..2……………….3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners STEVEN STONE AND $TEWIE FRANCHIZE!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize and Steven Stone get the victory in tonights Main Event…
Mark:These four men will meet for the EWA Total Impact Championship in a Four Way Elimination Match at Beach Brawl…
Rhino:That is going to be one hell of a match up…
Mark:Who will walk out as EWA Total Impact Champion? We will find out at Beach Brawl! Good Night Everyone!
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