Friday Night Frenzy 05-11-12
Mark:We are live in Charleston, South Carolina… As the Road to May-Hem begins here at Friday Night Frenzy…
Rhino:Oh this should be a hell of a show…
Mark:In action tonight we will see William McConnell battle James Storm…
Rhino:That should be fun…
Mark:Also in a heated battle we will see Triple H take on Randy Orton…
Rhino:Those two are ready to get at one another and I cant wait to see it…
Mark:Also tonight marks the return of Subway to an EWA Ring…
Rhino:The X-Core Soldier is Back!
Mark:Subway is back and ready for business… Plus Shane McMahon is here tonight as well…
Rhino:Oh this is getting exciting…
Mark:So lets get started with our opening contest…
Lilith Evans vs The Boogeyman
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first….From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!
(“Thoughtless” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From The Bottomless Pit… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… THE BOOGEYMAN!
(“Gonna Get You” plays as Boogeyman enters the arena…)
Mark:Lilith Evans has a tough challenge ahead of her tonight…
Rhino:The Boogeyman is a strange man…
Mark:That he sure is…
Rhino:What is he doing right now…
Mark:He just pulled worms right out of his trunks…
Rhino:That’s disgusting…
Mark:The Boogeyman is putting them down his throat…
Rhino:Lilith Evans seems grossed out and so am I…
Mark:Lilith Evans now kicks him right in the head…
Rhino:The Boogeyman is choking on the worms…
Mark:The Boogeyman is now staggering back around…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is hooking him up…
MarkTORTURED!
Rhino:She could have him right here…
Mark:Lilith Evans covers The Boogeyman 1……………….2…………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LILITH EVANS!
Rhino:That was quick!
Mark:The Boogeyman’s early actions with the worms cost him here tonight…
Rhino:She took advantage and was able to lay him out while the worms were stuck in his throat…
Mark:The Boogeyman is being attended to right now here by the EWA Medical Staff and we are told that later on tonight that Shane McMahon will be here…
Rhino:Oh wow… The boss is here…
Mark:The Boss is here tonight and has a big announcement to make regarding May-Hem from what we are told…
Rhino:Oh I cant wait for that…
Mark:As we do wait we are going to head to our next contest here tonight at Friday Night Frenzy…
Lone Jobber vs Steve Austin
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds…STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“Glass Shatters” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds….El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Lone Jobber and Steve Austin lock up in the center of the ring… Steve Austin nails Lone Jobber with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Steve Austin backs Lone Jobber up in to the ropes with those right hands…Steve Austin goes for a big right hand… Lone Jobber ducks the right hand and back drops Steve Austin over the top rope…
Rhino:Steve Austin lands on the ring apron…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around and charges at Steve Austin and knocks him off the ring apron…
Rhino:Steve Austin hit the floor hard…
Mark:Steve Austin is staggering back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber dives through the ropes and lands right on Steve Austin on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs Steve Austin by the head and now rams Steve Austin’s head right in to the ring steps…
Rhino:Steve Austin is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs Steve Austin and sends him off in to guardrail… Steve Austin with a reversal and Lone Jobber goes hard in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now the one who is dazed…
Mark:Steve Austin lays out Lone Jobber with a hard clothesline…
Rhino:Lone Jobber’s head just bounced off the ground…
Mark:Steve Austin now rolls Lone Jobber back in to the ring…
Rhino:He is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steve Austin lays in to Lone Jobber with right hands and now sends Lone Jobber off in to the corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Steve Austin nails him with a big clothesline! Steve Austin covers Lone Jobber 1…………………..2…………….Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steve Austin backs Lone Jobber up on to the corner and now begins to stomp away at the midsection of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:He is stomping a mudhole in him right now…
Mark:Steve Austin now sticking his boot right underneath the throat of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:He is choking the life out of him right now…
Mark:Steve Austin now pulls Lone Jobber out of the corner and nails him with a vertical suplex… Steve Austin covers Lone Jobber 1………………….2………….Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steve Austin now hooks up Lone Jobber… Hangman’s Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in trouble…
Mark:Steve Austin covers Lone Jobber 1………………..2…………….Kickout again by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is struggling right now…
Mark:Steve Austin is now pulling Lone Jobber back up on to his feet… Steve Austin with a kick to to the midsection..
Rhino:He is setting him up…
Mark:Piledriver! No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber with a back body drop…
Mark:Nice counter right there…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber blocks the right hand from Steve Austin and lays in with right hands…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is starting to open on Steve Austin…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks Steve Austin the midsection and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker… Lone Jobber covers Steve Austin 1………………..2…………… Kickout by Steve Austin…
Rhino:Steve Austin is getting back up…
Mark:Steve Austin staggers around… Lone Jobber scoops up Steve Austin and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Splash!
Rhino:That’s a new top rope move for Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Steve Austin 1………………2………………….3..No!
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Steve Austin is now trying to get back up on to his…
Rhino:He is getting up a bit slower…
Mark:Steve Austin turns around… Lone Jobber lines him up… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber hit the kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Steve Austin 1……………………2…………….3…………NO!
Rhino:Very close near fall right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Steve Austin to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is ready to put him away right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up Steve Austin… HERTIAGE! NO!
Rhino:Steve Austin drives him back in to the corner hard…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now staggering out of the corner…
Rhino:That was the counter Steve Austin needed right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber comes out of the corner and gets nailed with a big right hand…
Rhino:Lone Jobber staggers back up…
Mark:Steve Austin whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Lou Thez Press!
Rhino:He is laying in the right hands…
Mark:Steve Austin now comes off the ropes… Big Elbow Drop!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in trouble…
Mark:Steve Austin covers Lone Jobber 1……………….2……………..3………..NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now really dazed staggering to his feet…
Rhino:Steve Austin is looking to put him away…
Mark:Steve Austin kicks him in the midsection… STUNNER! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber escapes…
Mark:Backslide! 1………………….2………………..3…………NO!
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Both men get back up… Steve Austin charges and nails Lone Jobber with a big clothesline…
Rhino:Steve Austin means business right now…
Mark:Steve Austin pulls Lone Jobber right back up… Kick to the midsection… STUNNER! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber shoved him off in to the corner…
Mark:Steve Austin staggers out of the corner… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber hit it…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Steve Austin 1………………….2…………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber pulled out the victory here tonight over Steve Austin…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will see the EWA World Champion…
Rhino:Its the F-The EWA World Champion….
Mark:Right we dont need William McConnell coming after me… We will see him in action later tonight… Its back to the ring now for more action…
Billy Gunn w/Road Dogg vs The Phantom w/GraveDigger
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first..From New Orleans, Louisiana… Weighing in at 275…Representing the WolfPac… Accompanied to the ring by Gravedigger… THE DRAGON!
(“Wolfpac” plays as The Dragon enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Hoston, Texas… Weighing in at 266 Pounds… Accompanied by Road Dogg… BILLY GUNN!
(“Oh You Didn’t Know” plays as Billy Gunn enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway…
Rhino:Its retro week for the wolfpac…
Mark:Billy Gunn locks up with The Dragon…
Rhino:They are battling for position…
Mark:Billy Gunn powers The Dragon back in to the corner… Billy Gunn is now lighting up the chest of The Phantom with knife edge chops…
Rhino:He is laying in the chops…
Mark:Billy Gunn sends The Dragon off in in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Billy Gunn…
Mark:Billy Gunn charges in at The Dragon… Big Clothesline!
Rhino:The Dragon is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Billy Gunn charges from behind… Running Bulldog! No! The Dragon shoves him off in to the ropes… Billy Gunn comes off the ropes… Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:Nice move right there by The Dragon…
Mark:The Dragon goes for a quick cover 1…………2………….. Kickout by Billy Gunn…
Rhino:Billy Gunn is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Dragon with a couple of shots to Billy Gunn and now whips him off in to the ropes… Dropkick!
Rhino:He caught him square in the face with that dropkick…
Mark:The Dragon goes for another cover 1………………2…………….Kickout by Billy Gunn once again…
Rhino:Billy Gunn is struggling right now…
Mark:The Dragon hooks up Billy Gunn and drops him with a Face First Suplex!
Rhino:He drops him right in to the canvas…
Mark:The Dragon covers Billy Gunn once again 1……………….2…………..Another kickout by Billy Gunn…
Rhino:Right now The Dragon seems to be a step ahead of Billy Gunn…
Mark:Gravedigger watches on approvingly…
Rhino:Road Dogg is worried about Billy Gunn right now…
Mark:Billy Gunn is staggering up on to his feet in the corner…
Rhino:He seems a bit dazed right now…
Mark:The Dragon charges in… Billy Gunn gets his boots up…
Rhino:The Dragon is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Billy Gunn comes out of the corner and nails him with a Clothesline!
Rhino:That spun him inside out right there…
Mark:Billy Gunn covers The Dragon 1………………..2…………Kickout by The Dragon…
Rhino:The Dragon is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Billy Gunn now goes behind The Dragon… One and Only!
Rhino:He dropped him right there…
Mark:You can see on the face of Gravedigger he is worried right now…
Rhino:I would be…
Mark:Billy Gunn covers The Dragon 1…………………..2………………3…………NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Billy Gunn thought he had him beat…
Rhino:I think he waited an extra second and that may have cost him the victory right there…
Mark:Billy Gunn is now waiting for The Dragon to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Dragon seems to be out of it…
Mark:The Dragon is back up on to his feet… Gravedigger is worried…
Rhino:Billy Gunn has him setup…
Mark:Fameasser! No!
Rhino:The Dragon ducks away…
Mark:The Dragon spins Billy Gunn around… RAIN OF FIRE!
Rhino:He could have him right here…
Mark:The Dragon covers Billy Gunn 1………………….2…………………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE DRAGON!
Rhino:The Phant… I mean The Dragon gets the victory…
Mark:Nice solid victory here tonight for The Dragon… But we arent wasting any time as we are going right back to the ring for our next contest…
Mr. Anderson vs Masked Man
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Green Bay, Wisconsin… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… MISTER ANDERSON!
(“Feedback” plays as Mr. Anderson enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Wildwood, NJ… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The X-Core Soldier SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Mark:Tonight marks the return of Subway…
Rhino:He looks to be in great shape…
Mark:It was revealed that he was the mystery man who attacked Mr. Anderson last week…
Rhino:And now Subway is looking to get back in to fighting condition and back in to the EWA scene full time..
Mark:Mr. Anderson is laying in the smack talk right now…
Rhino:He is just chewing his ear off…
Mark:Subway slaps Mr. Anderson right across the face!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson didn’t like that…
Mark:Mr. Anderson goes for a right hand… Subway blocks and he just nails Mr. Anderson with right hands…
Rhino:He is opening up on him…
Mark:Subway now whips Mr. Anderson off in to the ropes… Mr. Anderson grabs on to the ropes and slides out of the ring…
Rhino:Subway had him lined up for a big right hand and Mr. Anderson ducked out of the way and out of the ring…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is trying to compose himself…
Rhino:Here comes Subway…
Mark:Subway is chasing Mr. Anderson around the ring…
Rhino:The chase is on…
Mark:Mr. Anderson runs around the ring and rolls him back in to the ring…
Rhino:Subway follows him back in…
Mark:Mr. Anderson catches him as he comes back in to the ring and dives on him and nails him with hard shots right to the back of the head of Subway…
Rhino:Subway is getting hammered right now…
Mark:Mr. Anderson pulls him back up on to his feet and now hooks him up and nails him with a suplex… Mr. Anderson comes off the ropes and nails him with a leg drop…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson has taken control of this contest…
Mark:He has changed the pace of this match up… Mr. Anderson hooks up Subway… Hangman’s Neckbreaker! Mr. Anderson goes right for the cover 1…………..2…………..Kickout by Subway…
Rhino:Subway is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mr. Anderson lays in to Subway and knocks him back in to the corner…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is laying in elbows right to the side of the head of Subway…
Mark:Mr. Anderson whips Subway off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Mr. Anderson…
Mark:Mr. Anderson charges in… Subway gets his boots up…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is spinning around…
Mark:Subway charges out of the corner and tackles him right off of his feet and nails Mr. Anderson with right hands…
Rhino:He is just laying in the right hands…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is trying to get back up on to his feet… Subway kicks Mr. Anderson in the midsection and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker… Subway covers Mr. Anderson 1…………..2…….. Kickout by Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Subway gets him in the corner and just lays in the right hands to Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:He has him down in the corner…
Mark:Subway charges in… Running Dropkick! Right to the face of Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:Hell of a move right there…
Mark:Subway covers Mr. Anderson 1…………………..2……………..3…No!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Subway is waiting for him to turn around…
Mark:Subway hooks up Mr. Anderson… Double Arm DDT! No! Mr. Anderson counters out of it and sends Subway off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson lays him out there with that powerslam…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is now heading to the top rope…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is going to fly…
Mark:Kenton Bomb! No!
Rhino:Subway got his knees up…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is staggering around dazed…
Rhino:Subway is back up on to his feet….
Mark:Subway hooks up Mr. Anderson… Double Arm DDT!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is in trouble…
Mark:Subway covers Mr. Anderson 1………………..2……………3………….NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Subway is now wiating to put Mr. Anderson away for good right now…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway charges… SUBLINE! NO!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson ducked out of the way…
Mark:Mr. Anderson spins Subway around… MIC CHECK!
Rhino:Subway has been laid out…
Mark:Mr. Anderson covers Subway 1…………………2……………3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MISTER ANDERSON!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson pulled out the victory here tonight over Subway…
Mark:Subway had a little rust but he looked pretty good overall…
Rhino:It will only be a matter of time before Subway is back on track and in a groove…
Mark:Lets now get back to the ring for more action…
Troy Joseph vs AJ Styles
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Gainesville, Georgia… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… AJ STYLES!
(“I Am” plays as AJ Styles enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds…TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)
Mark:Troy Joseph and AJ Styles lock up in the center of the ring… AJ Styles nails Troy Joseph with forearm shots…
Rhino:AJ Styles is laying them in…
Mark:AJ Styles whips Troy Joseph off in to the ropes and nails him with a dropkick! AJ Styles goes right for the cover 1…………..2…………Kickout by Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:AJ Styles with a couple of chops to Troy Joseph and backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:He is laying him in with chops…
Mark:AJ Styles whips Troy Joseph off in to the farside… Troy Joseph with a reversal sending AJ Styles in to the corner…
Rhino:AJ Styles is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Troy Joseph nails AJ Styles with a Flapjack!
Rhino:AJ Styles went chest first right in to the canvas…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers AJ Styles 1……………..2…………..Kickout by AJ Styles…
Rhino:AJ Styles is now getting back up…
Mark:Troy Joseph nails AJ Styles with right hands and now sends him off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:He drives him right in to the mat…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers AJ Styles again 1…………….2…………….Kickout by AJ Styles…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is putting the boots to AJ Styles…
Mark:Troy Joseph now hooks up AJ Styles and nails him with a Gutwrench Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex right there…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers AJ Styles once again 1………………2………….Kickout by AJ Styles once again…
Rhino:AJ Styles is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:AJ Styles is back up on to his feet by the ropes… Troy Joseph charges in… AJ Styles ducks and pulls down the rope and Troy Joseph goes to the outside…
Rhino:Troy Joseph hit the ground hard…
Mark:Troy Joseph is staggering to his feet… AJ Styles launches himself over the top rope and he flips and lands right on top of Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Hell of a move right there by AJ Styles…
Mark:AJ Styles took a chance right there and it paid off…
Rhino:AJ Styles now rolls Troy Joseph back in to the ring…
Mark:AJ Styles is now standing on the ring apron as Troy Joseph is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He is getting up slowly…
Mark:AJ Styles with a springboard clothesline!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:AJ Styles covers Troy Joseph 1……………..2……………3…No! Troy Joseph got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph is up in the corner… AJ Styles charges in and nails him with a Flying Forearm Smash!
Rhino:AJ Styles connected with that shot…
Mark:Troy Joseph is staggering out of the corner…
Rhino:AJ Styles has him lined up…
Mark:Pele Kick!
Rhino:Hell of a kick right there…
Mark:AJ Styles covers Troy Joseph 1…………………2……………..3…………NO!
Rhino:Troy Joseph was able to get his shoulder up right there…
Mark:AJ Styles is now waiting for Troy Joseph to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He looks to be out of it…
Mark:AJ Styles charges and nails Troy Joseph right in the back of the head with a Running Enziguri Kick!
Rhino:He caught him good with that kick right there…
Mark:AJ Styles covers Troy Joseph once again 1………………..2…………….3…………NO!
Rhino:Very close nearfall right there…
Mark:AJ Styles is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:AJ Styles is going to fly…
Mark:Frog Splash! No!
Rhino:Troy Joseph got his knees up…
Mark:That drove the wind right out of AJ Styles…
Rhino:AJ Styles is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Troy Joseph is back up on to his feet and he nails AJ Styles with right hands…
Rhino:He is opening up on him…
Mark:Troy Joseph lays in to him and backs him up in to the corner… Troy Joseph whips AJ Styles off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:AJ Styles is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Back Body Drop!
Rhino:He went flying high in the air right there…
Mark:AJ Styles is slowly getting back up on to his feet… STUNNER!
Rhino:Troy Joseph could have him right here and now…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers AJ Styles 1………………..2………………..3…………NO!
Rhino:AJ Styles barely got his shoulder up right there…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is going to fly…
Mark:Swanton Bomb! Connect!
Rhino:Troy Joseph could have him right here and now…
Mark:Troy Joseph hooks the leg 1…………………..2…………………3…………….NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Troy Joseph thought he had AJ Styles down and out right there…
Rhino:He just asked the referee and he was telling him it was two…
Mark:AJ Styles is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is looking to put him away right here…
Mark:Here comes Steve Austin…
Rhino:Troy Joseph sees him coming down to the ring…
Mark:Steve Austin has a beer can in hand…
Rhino:What is he going to do with the can…
Mark:Steve Austin fakes like he is going to throw the can at Troy Joseph…
Rhino:AJ Styles is back up…
Mark:Troy Joseph turns back around… PELE KICK!
Rhino:That could be a knock out kick right there…
Mark:AJ Styles covers Troy Joseph 1………………….2……………….3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner AJ STYLES!
Rhino:AJ Styles picks up the victory tonight over Troy Joseph…
Mark:Steve Austin is in the ring and he gets on top of Troy Joseph and just lays in to him with right hands…
Rhino:Steve Austin now has the beer can…
Mark:Steve Austin smashes the beer can right in to the face of Troy Joseph…
Rhino:That busted open Troy Joseph…
Mark:Officials are now trying to get Steve Austin out of the ring…
Rhino:I think Troy Joseph is going to be looking for revenge…
Mark:I believe so too… As we now get back to the ring for more action…
Non Title Match
Dante Daevain vs Elvis Jones
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match set for one fall… Introducing first…From Washnington, DC… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… The Natural ELVIS JONES!
(“Perfection” plays as Elvis Jones enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Representing the Wolfpac… The EWA Total Impact Champion… DARK DEMON!
(“Wolfpac” plays as Dark Demon enters the arena…)
Mark:Elvis Jones charges and nails Dark Demon as he tried to get in to the ring…
Rhino:He knocked him right off the apron…
Mark:Elvis Jones is now going out after the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:Dark Demon is getting back up…
Mark:Elvis Jones comes off the side of the ring and nails Dark Demon with a Double Axe Hammer!
Rhino:Nice shot right there…
Mark:Elvis Jones rolls Dark Demon right back in to the ring…
Rhino:Elvis Jones is now heading right to the top rope…
Mark:Dark Demon is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Elvis Jones is going to fly…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! Connects!
Rhino:That takes Dark Demon off of his feet…
Mark:Elvis Jones covers Dark Demon 1……………….2……………..Kickout by Dark Demon…
Rhino:Dark Demon is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Elvis Jones nails Dark Demon with a couple of right hands and now backs him up in to the ropes…
Rhino:Elvis Jones has something in mind right here…
Mark:Elvis Jones whips Dark Demon off in to the ropes… Dropkick! No!
Rhino:Dark Demon held on to the ropes…
Mark:Elvis Jones staggers back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Dark Demon…
Mark:Dark Demon charges… Running Big Boot!
Rhino:That took his head off right there with that Big Boot…
Mark:Elvis Jones is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Dark Demon has him lined up…
Mark:Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:He sent Elvis Jones half way across the ring…
Mark:Elvis Jones is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Dark Demon has him in position…
Mark:FALL OF MAN!
Rhino:Dark Demon has laid out Elvis Jones…
Mark:Dark Demon covers Elvis Jones 1………………2…………..3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DARK DEMON!
Rhino:Dark Demon destroys Elvis Jones…
Mark:He did destroy Elvis Jones… As we now get set to hear from the EWA Vice President.. Shane McMahon!
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon enters the arena…)
Shane:At the end of this month… The Extreme Wrestling Alliance will be presenting the annual May-Hem event… My first announcement is that at May-Hem… The EWA Total Impact Championshi will be on the line a Three Way Elimination Match… When Dante Daevain defends against Troy Joseph and Steve Austin… Also May-Hem will feature 30 Man over the top rope May-Hem Royal Rumble… With the winner earning a contract to complete for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship any time that they choose… We have been working the phones and exchanging messages with some of the biggest names in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance from the past to compete in this 30 Man Royal Rumble and it will probably be one of… If not… The Biggest Royal Rumble in the history of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… Names already signed up for this match up include the man who returned tonight in the X-Core Soldier Subway… The Godfather of Extreme Rob “Vertigo” Parks will return to the EWA and compete in the Royal Rumble… Current EWA Superstars like Mr. Anderson… Randy Orton…The Phantom… Lilith Evans… Will be in this match up… Names like Triple H will be in the Royal Rumble… Another name will be The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels walks out in to the arena and down in to the ring…)
HBK:I heard my name so I figured that was my cue to actually come down to this ring…
Shane:What can I do for you Shawn?
HBK:Well… I need to know if this is legit..
Shane:Is what legit…
HBK:This! (Hands Shane McMahon a piece of paper)
Shane:Let me have a look here…
HBK:As I got this from the EWA Executive Committee earlier this week and I need to know if this is actually true…
Shane:I hate to say it…This is legit…
HBK:Are you serious?
Shane:Im sorry Shawn…
HBK:Damn it!
Shane:I hate to do this… But by rule of the EWA Executive Committee… I hear by announce that… Degeneration X has been STRIPPED of the EWA Tag Team Championships!
Rhino:Oh Wow!
Mark:That’s huge news…
Shane:Im sorry Shawn…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just walks out of the ring…
Mark:The EWA Executive Committee has stripped DX of their tag team titles…
Rhino:I wonder why…
Mark:I am sure we will find out… But now we have to compose and get set for our next contest…
Triple H vs Randy Orton
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RANDY ORTON!
(“Voices” Plays as Randy Orton enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and here we go… Triple H and Randy Orton are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:They are ready to tear in to one another…
Mark:Triple H strikes first and nails Randy Orton with right hands…
Rhino:Randy Orton is firing right back with right hands of his own…
Mark:They are trading shots back and forth right now…
Rhino:They are really laying in to one another…
Mark:Randy Orton takes control of Triple H as he nails him with a couple of uppercuts…
Rhino:The third one took Triple H off of his feet…
Mark:Triple H gets right back up on to his feet… Randy Orton scoops and slams Triple H down to the canvas… Randy Orton comes off the ropes and drives a knee right in to the face of Triple H… Randy Orton covers Triple H 1…………..2……….. Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton with a couple of more uppercuts to Triple H and backs him up in to the ropes… Randy Orton whips Triple H off in to the ropes… Triple H comes off the ropes… Back Elbow!
Rhino:The Game gets right back up…
Mark:Randy Orton hooks him up and nails with a snap suplex… Randy Orton goes right for the cover 1………2…….. Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H is getting back up slower…
Mark:Randy Orton goes behind Triple H and nails him with a Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:He dropped him right on his head…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Triple H 1…………..2…………….Kickout by Triple H one more time…
Rhino:Randy Orton is now waiting for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton now goes behind Triple H again… Olympic Slam! No!
Rhino:Triple H escapes out of it…
Mark:Triple H shoves Randy Orton off in to the ropes… Randy Orton comes off the ropes… Running High Knee!
Rhino:That took Randy Orton right off of his feet…
Mark:Triple H mounts Randy Orton and nails him with right hands…
Rhino:Triple H is just opening up on Randy Orton…
Mark:Randy Orton is staggering back up… Triple H nails him with a couple of chops across the chest and now sends him off in to the ropes… Big Clothesline!
Rhino:That took Randy Orton off of his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton is now rolling to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Randy Orton is taking a break…
Mark:Triple H is going out after him…
Rhino:Randy Orton is walking up the ramp…
Mark:Triple H from behind nails Randy Orton with a clothesline…
Rhino:Randy Orton was trying to compose himself and Triple H wouldn’t let that happen…
Mark:Triple H pulls Randy Orton up on to his feet… Triple H hooks up Randy Orton and nails him with a Vertical Suplex right on the entrance ramp!
Rhino:Nice suplex right there…
Mark:Randy Orton is holding on to his back as he gets back up on to his feet… Triple H grabs Randy Orton and nails him with a hiptoss!
Rhino:He sent him right on to the steel again…
Mark:Randy Orton is trying to crawl back to ringside right now..
Rhino:Triple H has taken back control of this match up…
Mark:Randy Orton gets back up on to his feet… Triple H charges and drives Randy Orton back in to the side of the ring…
Rhino:That had to hurt…
Mark:You could see the pain on his face right there…
Rhino:Triple H now rolls Randy Orton back in to the ring…
Mark:Triple H whips Randy Orton off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Randy Orton is in trouble…
Mark:Triple H covers Randy Orton 1………………….2………………..3…..NO!
Rhino:Close nearfallr ight there…
Mark:Randy Orton is trying to get back up…
Rhino:The Game has him in position…
Mark:Triple H whips Randy Orton in to the ropes… SPINEBUSTER! NO! DDT!
Rhino:Hell of a counter right there by Randy Orton…
Mark:Both men are down on the canvas… As Randy Orton crawls on top of Triple H 1…………….2…………..3…No!
Rhino:Triple H gets his shoulder up…
Mark:Randy Orton is now back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Game is back up on to his feet as well…
Mark:Randy Orton now hooks up Triple H… Inverted Backbreaker!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Triple H again 1………………….2…………….3……….NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Randy Orton is now doing that slow walk and is slowly stomping away at Triple H….
Rhino:He is just stomping him on different part of his body…
Mark:Randy Orton is now waiting for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering up…
Mark:Olympic Slam!
Rhino:That time he was able to hit…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Triple H 1…………………2……………3………..NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Randy Orton is now taunting Triple H…
Rhino:He is now waiting for The Game to get back up…
Mark:He is going to put him away…
Rhino:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:Randy Orton spins Triple H around… RKO! NO!
Rhino:Triple H blocks it…
Mark:Triple H shoves Randy Orton off in to the ropes… Randy Orton comes off the ropes… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Triple H hit it…
Mark:Triple H covers Randy Orton 1………………….2……………..3…………..NO!
Rhino:Triple H thought he had Randy Orton down for the count right there…
Mark:It wasn’t to be…
Rhino:Triple H is now looking to put Randy Orton away…
Mark:Triple H kicks Randy Orton in the midsection… PEDIGREE! NO!
Rhino:Randy Orton escapes…
Mark:Randy Orton counters the Pedigree… RKO!
Rhino:That’s it!
Mark:Randy Orton covers Triple H 1…………………….2…………………3……….. ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:The Game some how kicked out…
Mark:Randy Orton cant believe it…
Rhino:He is arguing with the referee…
Mark:Triple H is still down on the canvas…
Rhino:Randy Orton is lining him up…
Mark:You know what Randy Orton has in mind right now…
Rhino:Triple H is struggling to get back up…
Mark:Randy Orton charges… PUNT! NO!
Rhino:Triple H moved out of the way…
Mark:Triple H with a School Boy! 1…………………2……………….3……….NO!
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Both men are back up on their feet… Triple H goes for a clothesline… Randy Orton ducks…Triple H gets spun around… RKO! NO!
Rhino:Triple H fights out of it…
Mark:Triple H spins Randy Orton around… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:The Game hit it…
Mark:Triple H covers Randy Orton 1…………………2………….3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:The Game pulled this one out…
Mark:Hell of a match up between these two men right here tonight…
Rhino:After hearing the news Triple H was stripped of the EWA Tag Team Titles… He was still able to focus and pick up the victory tonight…
Mark:We know he will be one of the thirty in the May-Hem Royal Rumble at May-Hem… But right now its time for our Main Event…
Non Title Match
William McConnell vs James Storm
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Non Title Match set for one fall… Introducing first…From Leiper’s Fork, Tennessee… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… The Cowboy JAMES STORM!
(“Longneck & Rednecks” plays as James Storm enters the arena…)
Pa Announer:His Opponent…From Evansville, Indiana.. Weighing in at 235 pounds.. The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…WILLIAM MCCONNELL!
(“Giving In” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go…
Rhino:Wait a minute… William McConnell is asking for a Microphone…
McConnell: Get it right, I am the FUCK The EWA World Heavyweight Champion! Now do it again!
Pa Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen… The Fuck The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… WILLIAM McCONNELL!
McConnell:Much better…
Mark:Now we can get started…William McConnell locks up with James Storm… Wiliam McConnell goes for a headlock…
Rhino:James Storm is fighting right out of it…
Mark:James Storm sends William McConnell off in to the ropes… William McConnell comes off the ropes and James Storm nailed him with a Shoulder Block!
Rhino:William McConnell takes a moment before getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell gets back up and goes for a collar and elbow tie up again and goes right in for the headlock… James Storm shoves him off again… William McConnell holds on to the ropes…
Rhino:He knows whats coming…
Mark:James Storm charges right in and clotheslines William McConnell over the top rope…
Rhino:That didn’t go as planned for William McConnell…
Mark:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is taking a moment to get back in to the ring…
Rhino:William McConnell needs to start taking this match up seriously…
Mark:William McConnell walks back in to the ring and now wants to do a collar and elbow tie up one more time… Both men lock up and this time James Storm locks in the headlock…
Rhino:William McConnell is telling the referee he is being choked…
Mark:The referee is telling James Storm to break it up…
Rhino:James Storm says he wasn’t choking him…
Mark:Thumb to the eye by William McConnell…
Rhino:Cheap shot right there…
Mark:William McConnell backs James Storm in to the corner… Wiliam McConnell with an irish whip… Reversal by James Storm and William McConnell flips in the corner…
Rhino:William McConnell is staggering around…
Mark:James Storm nails him with a big clothesline!
Rhino:Hell of a clothesline right there…
Mark:James Storm covers William McConnell 1…………2………….. Kickout by William McConnell…
Rhino:William McConnell is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:James Storm now hooks up William McConnell… Stalling Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:I always enjoy the stalling vertical suplex…
Mark:James Storm covers William McConnell again 1……………….2………….. Kickout again by William McConnell…
Rhino:Right now William McConnell is in a bit of trouble…
Mark:William McConnell is getting back up on to his feet… Double Knee Backbreaker!
Rhino:Nice move right there and William McConnell could be done for…
Mark:James Storm covers William McConnell again 1……………2………..3….NO!
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:James Storm is now waiting for William McConnell to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:James Storm is feeling it right now…
Mark:William McConnell struggles to get back up… James Storm kicks him in the midsection… EYE OF THE STORM! NO!
Rhino:William McConnell slides out of it…
Mark:James Storm turns around… SUPERKICK!
Rhino:Hell of a kick right there by William McConnell…
Mark:William McConnell is now trying to gather himself right now…
Rhino:James Storm is struggling to get back up…
Mark:William McConnell isnt wasting anytime… DUAL SHOCK!
Rhino:William McConnell hit it…
Mark:William McConnell covers James Storm 1…………….2………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:William McConnell wasn’t going to waste anymore time with James Storm and instead of trying to out wrestle James Storm he went for the kill and got the victory…
Mark:James Storm had control… But The EWA World Champion was able to hit a couple of big moves and take control and get the victory…
Rhino:William McConnell stands tall…
Mark:Wait a minute!
Rhino:Here comes Subway!
Mark:Subway is charging to the ring and hes carrying a barbed wire bat!
Rhino:William McConnell made the challenge for next week and I think we have it…
Mark:Subway has a match and he just lit the barbed wire on fire…
Rhino:That chased William McConnell out of the ring…
Mark:Looks like we have Subway and William McConnell next Tuesday… Good Night Everyone!
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