EWA Presents May-Hem 2012
Mark:We are live in Orlando, Florida for May-Hem…
Rhino:I always love May-Hem…
Mark:This is the one night of the year when thirty men compete to earn a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Tonight will be featuring the return of Omega to active competition for this one night…
Mark:It will be interesting to see how dominant he can be or if there will be any ring rust…
Rhino:He will have many challenges standing in front of him…
Mark:The likes of The Phantom, Mr. Anderson, Shawn Michaels, Triple H and Lone Jobber among others plan on standing in his way of winning the royal rumble…
Rhino:I am very excited…
Mark:So am I… So lets get started here live in Orlando… For May-Hem!
$tewie Franchize vs James Storm
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Leiper’s Fork, Tennessee… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… The Cowboy JAMES STORM!
(“Longneck & Rednecks” plays as James Storm enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Manhattan, New York… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… $TEWIE FRANCHIZE!
(“Power” plays as $tewie Franchize enters the arena…)
Mark:$tewie Franchize nails James Storm with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:$tewie Franchize whips James Storm off in to the ropes… James Storm with a reversal… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize staggers back up on to his feet…
Mark:James Storm charges at $tewie Franchize and takes him off of his feet with a clothesline!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is staggering back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:James Storm climbs up the ropes in the corner and just nails $tewie Franchize with right hands…
Rhino:The crowd is counting along…
Mark:Ten straight punches by the Cowboy James Storm…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:James Storm hooks up $tewie Franchize and nails him with a Stalling Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:Hell a suplex right there…
Mark:James Storm covers $tewie Franchize 1…………..2………..Kickout by $tewie Franchize…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:James Storm now hooks up $tewie Franchize… Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is in trouble…
Mark:James Storm covers $tewie Franchize 1…………….2……………..Kickout again by $tewie Franchize…
Rhino:James Storm is taking it right to $tewie Franchize at the moment…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:James Storm is lining him up…
Mark:Double Knee Backbreaker! No!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize held on to the ropes…
Mark:James Storm’s head bounced off the canvas…
Rhino:James Storm is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is shaking off the attack…
Rhino:James Storm is back up on to his feet…
Mark:$tewie Franchize hooks up James Storm… Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:He sent him half way across the irng…
Mark:$tewie Franchize covers James Storm 1…………..2……………..Kickout by James Storm…
Rhino:James Storm is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:$tewie Franchize hooks up James Storm… T-Bone Suplex!
Rhino:James Storm dropped right on his head…
Mark:$tewie Franchize covers James Storm 1…………2…………3….NO!
Rhino:James Storm was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:James Storm is now trying to get back up…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize looks like he is ready to put him away…
Mark:James Storm turns around…EXECUTIVE ACTION! NO!
Rhino:James Storms fights out of it…
Mark:James Storm sends $tewie Franchize off in to the corner…
Rhino:James Storm has him lined up…
Mark:LAST CALL! NO!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize ducked the Superkick…
Mark:$tewie Franchize kicks James Storm in the midsection… HOSTILE TAKEOVER!
Rhino:He it it the Front Flip Piledriver…
Mark:$tewie Franchize covers James Storm 1…………….2…………..3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner $TEWIE FRANCHIZE!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize debuts here in the EWA with a win over James Storm…
Mark:Still to come tonight the EWA World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line when William McConnell defends against AJ Styles… But now its time to settle it all when the EWA Total Impact Championship in a Three Way Dance…
EWA Total Impact Championship Three Way Dance
Dante Daevain(c) vs Steve Austin vs Troy Joseph
Pa Announcer:This Next Contest is a Three Way Dance for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers…From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds…STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“Glass Shatters” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds…TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent…From the First Heaven… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Representing the Pac…The EWA Total Impact Champion…DANTE DAEVAIN!
(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)
Mark:Steve Austin goes right for Troy Joseph and starts to nail him with straight right hands…
Rhino:The Texas Rattlesnake is opening up on Troy Joseph…
Mark:Steve Austin backs Troy Joseph up in to the ropes… Steve Austin charges and clotheslines Troy Joseph over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Steve Austin smirks after he sent him over the top rope…
Mark:Dante Daevain spins Steve Austin around… Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex right there…
Mark:Steve Austin staggers back up in to the corner… Dante Daevain charges in and nails Steve Austin with a running clothesline..
Rhino:Steve Austin is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Dante Daevain nails Steve Austin with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now backing Steve Austin in to the corner…
Mark:He is now using his boot and choking the life out of the Texas Rattlesnake…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph is on the ring apron… Dante Daevain turns around… Troy Joseph launches himself in to the ring with a Flying Shoulder Block!
Rhino:That knocked Dante Daevain off of his feet…
Mark:Dante Daevain staggers back up on to his feet… Troy Joseph lays in the right hands to Dante Daevain and now whips him off in to the ropes… Flying Back Elbow!
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph hooks him up.. Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Dante Daevain is spinning around…
Mark:Dropkick! By Troy Joseph and that knocks Dante Daevain through the ropes and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Hell of a dropkick right there…
Mark:Steve Austin is back up on to his feet… Steve Austin kicks Troy Joseph in the midsection… STUNNER! NO!
Rhino:Troy Joseph shoves Steve Austin in to the ropes…
Mark:Steve Austin comes off the ropes… Troy Joseph ducks his head… Steve Austin puts on the breaks and kicks Troy Joseph right in the head…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is spinning around…
Mark:Steve Austin charges… Lou Thez Press!
Rhino:Steve Austin is hammering him with right hands…
Mark:Steve Austin comes off the ropes… Big Elbow!
Rhino:He nailed him right in the face…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Steve Austin is now hammering him with shots…
Mark:Steve Austin is stomping away at Troy Joseph..
Rhino:Steve Austin has Troy Joseph down in to the corner…
Mark:Steve Austin is on fire right now…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is back in the ring and he has a steel chair in hand…
Mark:Dante Daevain from behind nails Steve Austin with a Steel Chair Shot!
Rhino:He caught him right in the back with that chair shot…
Mark:Dante Daevain has the chair laid out in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Steve Austin is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dante Daevain now hooks up Steve Austin… Brainbuster!
Rhino:He dropped him right on the chair head first…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now going for a Crossface!
Rhino:Steve Austin is in trouble right now…
Mark:Steve Austin is trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is pulling back on the neck of Steve Austin…
Mark:Will Steve Austin tap out?
Rhino:Steve Austin is trying to get to the ropes…
Mark:Steve Austin is reaching for the ropes…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is moments away from retaining the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:Steve Austin is trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:Here comes Troy Joseph…
Mark:Troy Joseph breaks up the crossface…
Rhino:It looked like Steve Austin was about to tap out…
Mark:Troy Joseph just now tossed Dante Daevain out of the ring…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now waiting for Steve Austin to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph charges… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!
Rhino:Steve Austin is out…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now locking in the Boston Crab!
Rhino:Steve Austin is trapped in the center of the ring…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now moments away from becoming the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Will Steve Austin tap out this time?
Rhino:Hes not really fighting to the ropes…
Mark:Dante Daevain is back in the ring…
Rhino:Steve Austin is starting to crawl…
Mark:Dante Daevain charges in and nails Troy Joseph with a clothesline from behind…
Rhino:That was a hard shot right there…
Mark:It looked like to me and maybe it was just me… But it looked like Steve Austin was on the verge of tapping out…
Rhino:It did look like it…
Mark:Troy Joseph and Dante Daevain are now trading shots back and forth…
Rhino:They are laying in the shots to one another…
Mark:Troy Joseph is able to back Dante Daevain up in to the ropes..Troy Joseph sends Dante Daevain off in to the ropes… Dante Daevain with a reversal… Troy Joseph comes off the ropes… Big Boot!
Rhino:Dante Daevain took him off of his feet with that big boot…
Mark:He nailed him right in the face…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now waiting for Troy Joseph to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:FALL OF MAN!
Rhino:Dante Daevain hit it…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now locking in the Crossface!
Rhino:Troy Joseph is in alot of trouble…
Mark:Troy Joseph is trying to make his way to the ropes…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is on the verge of retaining the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:Troy Joseph is getting close to the ropes…
Rhino:He is almost there…
Mark:Dante Daevain turns Troy Joseph around and gets him back in to the center of the ring…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is trapped…
Mark:There is no place for Troy Joseph to go…
Rhino:He looks like he is about to tap out…
Mark:Troy Joseph arm is about to tap out…
Rhino:Steve Austin is back up…
Mark:Steve Austin comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Steve Austin pulls Dante Daevain up…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:STONE COLD STUNNER!
Rhino:Steve Austin hit it…
Mark:That Stunner sent Dante Daevain out of the ring…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Steve Austin is lining up Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Steve Austin is ready to put Troy Joseph away…
Mark:STONE COLD STUNNER! NO!
Rhino:Troy Joseph counters…
Mark:Steve Austin comes off the ropes… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!
Rhino:Troy Jospeh hit it…
Mark:Troy Joseph isnt done… STF!
Rhino:Steve Austin is trapped in the center of the ring…
Mark:Dante Daevain is trying to get back up on to his feet and in the ring…
Rhino:Steve Austin is trying to fight to the ropes…
Mark:Steve Austin is struggling…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is back in the ring…
Mark:STEVE AUSTIN TAPS OUT!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Total Impact Champion TROY JOSEPH!
Rhino:Troy Joseph has regained the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:Dante Daevain was close to coming in and breaking it up but Steve Austin tapped out before he could…
Rhino:Troy Joseph though is walking out with the gold…
Mark:Right now its time for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Ladder Match
William McConnell(c) vs AJ Styles
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Ladder Match and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Gainesville, Georgia… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… AJ STYLES!
(“I Am” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Where is AJ Styles?
Mark:I have no idea…
Rhino:This is his big chance at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
(“Giving In” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Mark:William McConnell is walking down to the ring with a smirk on his face…
Rhino:I wonder if he has something to do with this…
Mark:It looks like William McConnell is asking for a Microphone…
McConnell:Come on AJ, I am ready to fight, so where are you?
Rhino:Look at that smirk on his face…
McConnell:Well, since my belt is hanging up there already, referee… Ring The Bell…
Rhino:William McConnell just forced the referee to ring the bell…
Mark:William McConnell is grabbing a ladder and is bringing it in to the ring…
Rhino:He is going to get his belt and retain his title…
Mark:William McConnell is climbing up for his belt… Wait we are being told that EWA Officials have spotted AJ Styles knocked out backstage…
Rhino:That bastard…
Mark:William McConnell pulls down his title…
Rhino:He keeps his title…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion WILLIAM McCONNELL!
McConnell:Say it right…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL FUCK THE EWA World Heavyweight Champion… WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:William McConnell is smirking and leaving as Champion…
Mark:We will find out now someone who will eventually compete for the gold… As it is now time for the Royal Rumble!
30 Man Royal Rumble Match
Pa Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen it is now time for the 2012EWA Royal Rumble! The winner of this match will earn themselves a future EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match… Now introduce the Number One Entrant…From Green Bay, Wisconsin… MR. ANDERSON!
(“Feedback” plays as Mr. Anderson enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Entrant Number Two… WHIPLASH!
(“Party Up” plays as Whiplash enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… The winner receives a future EWA World Heavyweight Title Match…
Rhino:Whiplash is back for his yearly chance to get back in to the EWA…
Mark:It hasnt worked in past years… But who knows it may work this year…
Rhino:They are ready to go…
Mark:Mr. Anderson nails Whiplash with right hands…
Rhino:He is hammering him with those shots…
Mark:Mr. Anderson whips Whiplash off in to the ropes… Whiplash comes off the ropes…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson ducked his head…
Mark:Whiplash puts on the breaks and kicks Mr. Anderson right in the head…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Whiplash nails him with a clothesline!
Rhino:He took his head off with that shot…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is staggering back up on to his feet in the corner…
Rhino:Whiplash is now going after him in the corner..
Mark:He is trying to dump him over the top rope…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is holding on in the corner…
Mark:One of Whiplash’s big claims to fame was the night he beat DX in a Handicap match…
Rhino:DX wasnt happy about that loss…
Mark:I believe Shawn Michaels and Triple H blamed that loss on Rob Van Dam and Justin Credible…
Rhino:I believe you are right about that…
Mark:Whiplash almost has Mr. Anderson over…
Rhino:He is trying to hang on…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Oh You Didnt Know” plays as Billy Gunn enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here comes Billy Gunn!
Mark:One half of the New Age Outlaws has arrived on the scene…
Rhino:He is going right for Whiplash…
Mark:Billy Gunn nails him with right hands…
Rhino:That last one knocked him off of his feet…
Mark:Billy Gunn nailed him with a hell of a right hand…
Rhino:Now Billy Gunn is going to try and throw out Mr. Anderson…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is holding on as he nails Billy Gunn with elbows right to the side of the head…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson just wants to get his feet back on the ground…
Mark:Billy Gunn is now the one in trouble…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is trying to toss him out of the ring…
Mark:Whiplash is now helping Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:They are trying to eliminate him…
Mark:Billy Gunn has been in Royal Rumbles in the past so he knows his way around the ring…
Rhino:Well he is a long time veteran…
Mark:Billy Gunn is able to nail them both of them with shots…
Rhino:He is able to get his feet back under him…
Mark:Billy Gunn now comes out of the corner and nails them both with a double clothesline…
Rhino:That took both men off of their feet…
Mark:Billy Gunn now is picking up Whiplash…
Rhino:He is trying to get him out of the ring…
Mark:Whiplash is hanging on…
Rhino:He has his legs tied up…
Mark:He knows that this is his only chance of making a comeback…
Rhino:He doesnt want to go just yet…
Mark:Whiplash falls on to the ring apron and rolls back in to the ring underneath the bottom rope…
Rhino:He survives right there…
Mark:Who will survive next?
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Hello Ladies” plays as Val Venis enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its the 2007 Winner of the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational Tournament…
Mark:Wasnt it a cup?
Rhino:I thought it was a tournament?
Mark:Guess you are right…
Rhino:Did Val Venis ever get a trophy for winning it?
Mark:I dont remember…
Rhino:I think someone needs to get on that…
Mark:Anyway… Val Venis hits the ring and he is going right for Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:They are trading shots back and forth…
Mark:Val Venis gets the upper hand on Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:He is backing him up in to the corner…
Mark:Val Venis is now trying to get Mr. Anderson out of the ring…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is holding on right now…
Mark:I dont think hes been able to fully get going…
Rhino:Everyone has been gunning for him since this match up began…
Mark:Val Venis has him hanging over the top rope…
Rhino:You can see the look on his face that he knows he is in trouble…
Mark:We could be seeing the end of Mr. Anderson in this match up…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is trying to hang on….
Mark:Mr. Anderson slides back in underneath the bottom rope…
Rhino:He just saved himself there…
Mark:Whiplash is barely hanging on right now…
Rhino:Billy Gunn has him on the verge of going out in the corner…
Mark:It looks like we are about to see the next person in this match up…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Lymp Wrist’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here comes Lymp Wrist!
Mark:This man never reached his peak here in the EWA…
Rhino:Yeah he did have trouble reaching his full potiential growth in his EWA Career…
Mark:But he is here tonight to try and reach it…
Rhino:Im not sure how good of a shot he has…
Mark:Lymp Wrist is going right for Whiplash…
Rhino:They are trading shots back and forth…
Mark:Whiplash has taken control of the situation and has Lymp Wrist backed up in to the corner…
Rhino:He is trying to get him out of the ring…
Mark:Whiplash has Lymp Wrist hanging over the top rope…
Rhino:He is trying to hang on…
Mark:Whiplash is trying get him out…
Rhino:I think this may be the end for Lymp Wrist…
Mark:Lymp Wrist is able to hang on…
Rhino:Im surprised by that…
Mark:On the other side of the ring Mr. Anderson has Val Venis in trouble…
Rhino:The tide has turned there…
Mark:Mr. Anderson has Val Venis hanging on the ropes…
Rhino:We could see our first elimination right here…
Mark:Val Venis with a hard elbow right to the side of the head of Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:That is allowing Val Venis to get back in to the ring…
Mark:Billy Gunn now goes right after Val Venis…
Rhino:Well there is no rest for Val Venis…
Mark:No there isnt…
Rhino:As he was done with Mr. Anderson and Billy Gunn went right after him…
Mark:Val Venis is hanging on…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Absolute Power” plays as Omega enters the arena…)
Rhino:Business is about to pick up right now…
Mark:Here comes Omega!
Rhino:And he is ready to make an impact…
Mark:Whiplash goes right after Omega…
Rhino:Not a smart move right there…
Mark:Omega grabs Whiplash and tosses him right out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Whiplash Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Here comes Lymp Wrist…
Mark:Omega stares right at Lymp Wrist…
Rhino:He just stopped dead in his tracks…
Mark:Omega grabs Lymp Wrist and nails him with a huge headbutt!
Rhino:That knocked him right off of his feet…
Mark:Omega now lifts Lymp Wrist high in the air…
Rhino:This is not going to be good at all for Lymp Wrist…
Mark:Omega press slams Lymp Wrist over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Lymp Wrist Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Thanks for coming…
Mark:Omega now sets his eyes on his next target…
Rhino:Who will his next target be?
Mark:Billy Gunn gets up in to the grill of Omega…
Rhino:Billy Gunn isnt going to back down…
Mark:Billy Gunn with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:Not having any real effect…
Mark:Billy Gunn goes for an irish whip… Omega with a reversal… Billy Gunn comes off the ropes… Big Boot!
Rhino:He took Billy Gunn’s head off with that shot…
Mark:Billy Gunn is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He needs to stay away from Omega if he is going to survive this match up…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“bWo” plays as Stevie Richards enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Big Stevie Cool!
Mark:Stevie Richards is heading to the ring…
Rhino:Stevie Richards is not getting right in to the ring…
Mark:I dont blame him…
Rhino:Why would you want to get in there with Omega when he is on a roll like this…
Mark:Thats a very good point right there..
Rhino:Thanks…
Mark:Val Venis is going right after Omega…
Rhino:Val Venis is hammering him with shots…
Mark:Omega is just absurbing the shots right now…
Rhino:This is a dominant Omega we are seeing right now…
Mark:Omega grabs Val Venis by the hair and tosses him in to the corner…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:Omega charges in… Big Splash!
Rhino:That was a hell of a splash right there…
Mark:Val Venis is now staggering out of the corner…
Rhino:Look out Val Venis…
Mark:Omega grabs Val Venis by the throat… Chokeslam!
Rhino:He was drilled right in to the canvas…
Mark:Omega now grabs Val Venis and pulls him back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:Omega tosses Val Venis over the top rope and Val Venis is gone…
Pa Announcer:Val Venis Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Thanks for the memories Val Venis…
Mark:Stevie Richards still hasnt come in to the ring just yet…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is trying to toss Billy Gunn out of the ring…
Mark:Billy Gunn is hanging on…
Rhino:Omega is telling Stevie Richards to get in the ring…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“bWo” plays as Blue Meanie enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its the Blue Meanie!
Mark:I guess we now know why Stevie Richards wasnt going right in to the ring…
Rhino:I guess so…
Mark:Here they go… Blue Meanie and Stevie Richards going right after Omega…
Rhino:Its a double team attack…
Mark:They are having their way with him right now…
Rhino:That they are…
Mark:Blue Meanie and Stevie Richards whip Omega off in to the corner…
Rhino:Omega is coming out of the corner…
Mark:Stevie Kick!
Rhino:Hell of a kick right there…
Mark:Omega is still standing…
Rhino:Stevie Richards is shocked…
Mark:Stevie Richards lines up with the kick again… STEVIE KICK! NO!
Rhino:Omega catches his boot…
Mark:Omega spins Stevie Richards around and nails him a hard clothesline…
Rhino:He took his head off with that clothesline…
Mark:From behind Blue Meanie is nailing Omega with shots…
Rhino:Omega is shaking them off…
Mark:Omega grabs Blue Meanie and now tosses him out of the ring..
Pa Announcer:Blue Meanie Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Omega is now going to work over Mr. Anderson in the corner…
Mark:He is just nailing Mr. Anderson with hard shots…
Rhino:Omega is trying to get him out of the ring…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is trying to hang on…
Rhino:Omega is having a bit of an issue right now trying to get Mr. Anderson out of the ring…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Hit The Floor” Plays as Johnny Legion enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Johnny Legion!
Mark:The most talked about man of all time…
Rhino:Are you serious?
Mark:No I am kidding…
Rhino:Thank god..
Mark:Johnny Legion charges right in to the ring…
Rhino:Oh no…
Mark:Johnny Legion jumps Omega from behind…
Rhino:He jumped right on the back of Omega…
Mark:He is trying to put the sleeper hold on him…
Rhino:I dont think its going to work…
Mark:Omega yanks Johnny Legion off his back and throws him right down in to the canvas…
Rhino:Johnny Legion is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Omega lifts Johnny Legion up…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:Omega with a press slam and sends Johnny Legion over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Johnny Legion Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Thanks for coming Johnny…
Mark:Maybe next year we will see the real Johnny Legion…
Rhino:Maybe… Who knows…
Mark:Look Out!
Rhino:Its a three on one gang up right now…
Mark:Mr. Anderson, Stevie Richards and Billy Gunn are now triple teaming Omega…
Rhino:They are trying to work together to eliminate Omega…
Mark:It may be the only way to do it is if they work together…
Rhino:Its a good strategy…
Mark:They have Omega off of his feet..
Rhino:He is hanging on to the ropes though…
Mark:Can they get him out of the ring?
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Sexy Boy” plays as Blake Bennit enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Blake Bennit!
Mark:The former EWA World Champion is headed right in to the ring…
Rhino:Blake Bennit is deciding what he wants to do…
Mark:It looks as though Blake Bennit is going to help and try to eliminate Omega…
Rhino:So its now a four on one attack…
Mark:The question is can they get him out of the ring…
Rhino:They are on the verge of getting him out of the ring…
Mark:Omega is fighting them off…
Rhino:He is one strong man…
Mark:Omega shoves Mr. Anderson and Stevie Richards away…
Rhino:Omega is hammering Billy Gunn and Blake Bennit with shots…
Mark:Omega has gotten his feet back on the ground…
Rhino:So much for that…
Mark:Omega charges at Stevie Richards and nails him with a hard clothesline…
Rhino:He nailed him right in the head with that clothesline…
Mark:Billy Gunn and Mr. Anderson are now fighting in the corner…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is on the verge of eliminating Billy Gunn right now…
Mark:Omega is now trying to get Stevie Richards out of the ring…
Rhino:Can Stevie Richards hang on?
Mark:Blake Bennit is trying to regroup in the corner…
Rhino:He knows he has a long fight ahead of him if he wants to earn a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:They all do…
Rhino:This is a good point…
Mark:Sounds like we are about to find out who the next man in this match up is going to be…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Triple H!
Mark:Here comes Triple H…
Rhino:He is heading right to the ring and hes going right for Omega…
Mark:Blake Bennit gets right in Triple H’s way…
Rhino:Thats not a smart move…
Mark:Blake Bennit goes for a right hand… Triple H blocks and he nails Blake Bennit with a big right hand…
Rhino:That knocked him off of his feet…
Mark:Blake Bennit gets right back up and Triple H whips him off in to the ropes… Spinebuster!
Rhino:Blake Bennit is in some trouble now…
Mark:Triple H charges at Blake Bennit… Big Clothesline sending Blake Bennit out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Blake Bennit Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:So long Blake Bennit…
Mark:Stevie Richards from behind…
Rhino:He just nailed Triple H with a hard shot right to the back of the head…
Mark:Not a good move right there…
Rhino:Stevie Richards is now nailing Triple H with a couple of shots in the corner…
Mark:Triple H fights Stevie Richards off…
Rhino:Stevie Richards is charging right back at him…
Mark:Stevie Richards charges at Triple H… The Game ducks his head… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Stevie Richards lands on the ring apron…
Mark:Triple H charges at Stevie Richards and knocks her off the ring apron…
Pa Announcer:Stevie Richards Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Triple H has come out on fire…
Mark:Omega has set back and watched them go at it…
Rhino:Triple H and Omega have just spotted one another…
Mark:Business is now going to really pick up…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Oh You Didnt Know” plays as Road Dogg enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here comes the other half of the New Age Outlaws…
Mark:From behind Billy Gunn nails Omega with a clothesline…
Rhino:That knocked him towards the corner…
Mark:Road Dogg is now heading right over and is helping Billy Gunn try and eliminate Omega…
Rhino:They will need to work together if they are going to have any shot at getting Omega out of the ring…
Mark:Triple H is now working over Mr. Anderson in the corner…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is trying to wrap himself up in the ropes…
Mark:He is trying to hang on…
Rhino:Speaking of hanging on…
Mark:Road Dogg and Billy Gunn have gotten Omega’s feet off the ground…
Rhino:They are on the verge of getting him out of the ring…
Mark:Can the big man hold on?
Rhino:Im not sure…
Mark:Omega hangs on as he is able to get his feet back on the ground as he nailed them both with a couple of shots…
Rhino:They are trying to once again get him out of the ring…
Mark:Its gonna be a struggle…
Rhino:Look out on the other side…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is trying to hang on…
Rhino:His legs are kicking up in the air…
Mark:Triple H dumps him over the top rope but Mr. Anderson lands on the ring apron…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson saved himself…
Mark:Triple H is now trying again but Mr. Anderson is turning the tables on him now…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is now trying to get Triple H out of the ring…
Mark:Omega just shoved both Road Dogg and Billy Gunn backwards…
Rhino:They are now looking at one another…
Mark:Billy Gunn and Road Dogg charge at Omega… Double Clothesline by Omega!
Rhino:Omega took them off of their feet…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Diesel Blues” plays as Kevin Nash enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here comes Kevin Nash…
Mark:Kevin Nash is heading to the ring and Omega is ready for a fight…
Rhino:Kevin Nash and Omega are ready to go…
Mark:Here they go… Omega and Kevin Nash trading shots back and forth…
Rhino:This is two big men trading shots back and forth…
Mark:Each shot is rocking the other…
Rhino:They are both standing but they are a bit staggered…
Mark:Omega goes for a right hand… Kevin Nash blocks and nails Omega with right hands… Kevin Nash now whips Omega off in to the ropes… Shoulder Block!
Rhino:No movement on either side…
Mark:That was a hell of a collission there and nothing happened…
Rhino:These are two strong men…
Mark:From behind Road Dogg and Billy Gunn once again attack Omega…
Rhino:Its now a two on one assault once again…
Mark:Mr. Anderson just attacked Kevin Nash from behind…
Rhino:You always need to watch your back in this type of match up…
Mark:You really do…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to get back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is trying to get Kevin Nash out of the ring…
Rhino:Kevin Nash looks on the verge of going over…
Mark:Triple H from behind attacks Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:Triple H just saved his long time DX partner…
Mark:Kevin Nash and Triple H are working on trying to get Mr. Anderson out of the ring…
Rhino:It looks like he is on the verge of going out…
Mark:Mr. Anderson slips back in to the ring…
Rhino:Omega is in a bit of trouble…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Voices” Plays as Randy Orton enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here comes the Legend Killer…
Mark:Randy Orton heads right down to the ring…
Rhino:He is ready for a fight…
Mark:Randy Orton goes right after Billy Gunn…
Rhino:He is nailing him with right hands…
Mark:Inverted Backbreaker!
Rhino:Here comes Road Dogg…
Mark:Road Dogg charges at Randy Orton… Randy Orton ducks the clothesline…
Rhino:Watch out!
Mark:RKO!
Rhino:He hit it…
Mark:Randy Orton lays out the Road Dogg with the RKO…
Rhino:He now needs to get back up on to his feet so that he can eliminate him…
Mark:Look out Randy… As Omega grabs him by the throat…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:CHOKESLAM! NO!
Rhino:Randy Orton fights out of the chokeslam…
Mark:RKO! NO!
Rhino:Omega blocks it…
Mark:Randy Orton gets shoved off in to the ropes and Omega nails him with a big boot…
Rhino:He nailed him right in the face with that big boot…
Mark:Mr. Anderson fights back in to the ring and is now fighting with Kevin Nash…
Rhino:Triple H has moved over to Randy Orton…
Mark:He is trying to get Randy Orton over the top rope…
Rhino:Randy Orton has his arms wrapped around the ropes…
Mark:He is doing everything he can to keep himself in this match up…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson continues to hang on as well…
Mark:Randy Orton with a thumb to the eye of Triple H and gets his feet back on the ground…
Rhino:He has now turned the tide with Triple H…
Mark:Meanwhile the New Age Outlaws are back on the attack trying to get rid of Omega…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Nothing Else Matters” plays as The Phantom enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here comes The Phantom…
Mark:One of the members of The Pac really wants to make an impact in this match up…
Rhino:You know he would love another crack at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:The Phantom pulls Billy Gunn off of Omega and starts to nail him with shots…
Rhino:He is really opening up on Billy Gunn…
Mark:The Phantom sends Billy Gunn off in to the ropes… Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:He caught him good right there…
Mark:Triple H is on the verge of going over the top rope…
Rhino:Can The Game hang on?
Mark:Triple H finds a way to get back in to the ring…
Rhino:That was a close call right there…
Mark:Billy Gunn is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He seems to be a little out of it right now…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is still hanging in there in this match up…
Rhino:He started number one…
Mark:The Phantom hooks up Billy Gunn for a suplex…
Rhino:Billy Gunn is trying to fight out of it…
Mark:The Phantom gets him up and drops him across the top rope…
Rhino:This is a bad position for Billy Gunn to be in right now…
Mark:He is hanging on the top rope…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:Big Kick! Right to the face of Billy Gunn and that knocks him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Billy Gunn Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Billy Gunn lasted a while…
Mark:The Phantom though ended his run in this match up…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:Mr. Anderson from behind nails The Phantom with a clothesline…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson picked his spot right there…
Mark:The Phantom is now trying to get back up…
Rhino:Road Dogg is on the verge of going out…
Mark:You can see that Omega is a little frustrated that he cant get Road Dogg out of the ring…
Rhino:I think he thought he would have by now…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is trying to get The Phantom over the top rope…
Rhino:The Phantom is holding on…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Here comes Lone Jobber…
Rhino:He is coming in at number sixteen…
Mark:Which means we are a little more than half way through this match up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber believes that he is the odds on favorite to win this Royal Rumble…
Mark:The question is… How big of target is on him because of that?
Rhino:Thats a good point right there… You have to think people will be gunning for him…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes right in to the ring and attacks Randy Orton from behind…
Rhino:Lone Jobber and Randy Orton are trading shots…
Mark:Road Dogg just slid back in to the ring…
Rhino:Look at Lone Jobber now open up on Randy Orton…
Mark:The Phantom with a hard shot to get back in to the ring…
Rhino:Watch out Randy…
Mark:Lone Jobber whips Randy Orton off in to the ropes… Low Card Kick!
Rhino:He caught him straight on with that kick…
Mark:Randy Orton is basically out on his feet…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good…
Mark:Lone Jobber tosses Randy Orton out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Randy Orton Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:So long Randy…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around and he walks right in to Triple H…
Rhino:These two men are now exchanging words…
Mark:You have to wonder what they are talking about…
Rhino:They both just pointed at Omega…
Mark:Are these two going to work together to get rid of Omega?
Rhino:If they are… Thats a really smart move on their part…
Mark:I would agree… And it looks like it as Triple H and Lone Jobber both walk over to Omega…
Rhino:These two are former World Tag Team Champions…
Mark:Yeah they did hold gold together…
Rhino:Triple H just backed away…
Mark:Omega turns around and just nailed Lone Jobber with a big right hand…
Rhino:That knocked him off of his feet…
Mark:I think Triple H just set up Lone Jobber right there…
Rhino:I think he did…
Mark:You can see the smirk on the face of Triple H after that…
Rhino:The Phantom almost has Mr. Anderson out of the ring…
Mark:Triple H is now working on Road Dogg and trying to get him out of the ring…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Survive” plays as Taz enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here comes the Human Suplex Machine!
Mark:Former FTW Champion Taz has enter this match up…
Rhino:He is ready for a fight…
Mark:Mr. Anderson got back in to the ring…
Rhino:Look out!
Mark:The Phantom charges at Taz… Taz ducks the clothesline… T-Bone Tazplex!
Rhino:Hell of a Tazplex right there…
Mark:The Phantom is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Taz is waiting for Mr. Anderson to turn around…
Mark:Road Dogg is almost out…
Rhino:He is barely hanging on!
Mark:Taz from behind… German Tazplex!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson was just dropped on the back of his head…
Mark:That wasnt a good landing for him…
Rhino:No it wasnt…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is now struggling to get back up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is hanging on…
Mark:Omega almost has him out of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to survive…
Mark:Road Dogg just slid back in to the ring…
Rhino:He is lucky to still be in this match up…
Mark:He is doing everything that he can to survive this match up…
Rhino:Omega gets frustrated and lets Lone Jobber slide back in to the ring…
Mark:Taz hooks up Mr. Anderson… T-Bone Tazplex!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson looks to be out of it…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Rebirth” plays as Steele enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here comes William Steele…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is staggering around on his feet…
Rhino:Steele hits the ring…
Mark:Steele Grabs Mr. Anderson and tosses him out of the ring….
Pa Announcer:Mr. Anderson Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson lasted a long time in this match up…
Mark:He started number one and lasted until number 18… He lasted almost thirty four minutes in this match up…
Rhino:Impressive feet for Mr. Anderson…
Mark:Which now makes Omega the longest lasting person in this match up right now…
Rhino:The Phantom and Steele are now double teaming Omega…
Mark:The Pac partners are looking to work together to get rid of Omega…
Rhino:They have as good of a shot as any to do so…
Mark:Omega is trying to hang on right now…
Rhino:Taz is trying to get Triple H out of the ring…
Mark:Look out from behind…
Rhino:Its Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets a hold of Taz and tosses Taz ot of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Taz Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Did Lone Jobber just help Triple H?
Mark:It looks like he did…
Rhino:I am kinda confused on why Lone Jobber would save Triple H right there…
Mark:It is quite odd…
Rhino:Well nevermind…
Mark:Lone Jobber is going right back to work and is trying to get Triple H out of the ring…
Rhino:Looks like Lone Jobber wants to be the one to get rid of Triple H…
Mark:Now that makes a little bit more sense…
Rhino:Yes it does…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Huka Blues” plays as Sabu enters the ring…)
Rhino:Its Sabu!
Mark:The Homicidal…Suicidal… Genocidal maniac known as Sabu has arrived…
Rhino:Sabu is about to launch himself in to the ring…
Mark:Sabu launches himself in to the ring and Kevin Nash caught him!
Rhino:Uh Oh!
Mark:Kevin Nash with Snake Eyes!
Rhino:He was dropped face first on the top turnbuckle…
Mark:Kevin Nash follows it up with a Big Boot!
Rhino:He took his face off…
Mark:Triple H just slid back in to the ring…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is starting to feel it…
Mark:Kevin Nash now has Sabu hanging over the ropes…
Rhino:The Pac has Omega almost out of the ring…
Mark:Omega fights his way back in to the ring…
Rhino:Kevin Nash almost has Sabu eliminated…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber just nailed him with the kick right to the back of the head…
Mark:Kevin Nash is hanging over the ropes…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:Lone Jobber from behind tosses Kevin Nash over the top rope…
Pa Announcer:Kevin Nash Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:So long Kevin Nash…
Mark:Lone Jobber seems proud of himself right there…
Rhino:He was able to get rid of one of Triple H’s partners in this match up… So you know that had to make him happy…
Mark:It seems to be the case…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now trying to get Sabu out of the ring…
Mark:Omega is now trying to get The Phantom out of the ring…
Rhino:Steele is having trouble trying to get back up…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here comes The Heartbreak Kid!
Mark:Shawn Michaels enters this match up as Number Twenty…
Rhino:Thats a good number for him…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is in the ring…
Rhino:Road Dogg has staggered back up…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:That just knocked Road Dogg out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Road Dogg Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Good bye Road Dogg…
Mark:Shawn Michaels isnt done…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is going right for Lone Jobber…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with chops across the chest of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:He is lighting him up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Flying Forearm Shot!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels nips right back up…
Mark:Sabu just grabbed Shawn Michaels by the head…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good…
Mark:Sabu grabs Shawn Michaels and goes to toss Shawn Michaels out of the ring… Shawn Michaels with a reversal and he tosses Sabu out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Sabu Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Thanks for coming Sabu…
Mark:Steele has gotten back up on to his feet and now Shawn Michaels is trying to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is working over Lone Jobber…
Mark:We have people trying to hang on left and right…
Rhino:People will do what ever they can to survive in this type of match up…
Mark:This match is a golden opportunity for someone…
Rhino:No doubt about that…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“The Real Deal” plays as D-Lo Brown enters the arena…)
Rhino:D-Lo Brown?
Mark:Chest protector and all!
Rhino:I am actually shocked by this one…
Mark:D-Lo Brown comes right in to the ring and helping out Steele…
Rhino:They are trying to get Shawn Michaels out of the ring…
Mark:You never know who will show up in this type of match up…
Rhino:The Phantom just slid back in to the ring…
Mark:I am surprised that no one has been able to get rid of Omega…
Rhino:The big man continues to be impressive…
Mark:He has lasted a long time…
Rhino:The Phantom is trying to get back up…
Mark:Omega charges… The Phantom got his boots up… Spin Kick!
Rhino:That rocked Omega…
Mark:Omega is now staggering backwards…
Rhino:The Phantom has him by the ropes…
Mark:The Phantom is trying to get Omega out of the ring….
Rhino:Omega is now in a bad position…
Mark:We just talked about how long he has lasted but he may not be lasting very much longer…
Rhino:He is doing everything he can to stay in this match up…
Mark:Omega continues to make sure that one foot is either wrapped up or close to the ground…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just slid back in to the ring…
Mark:Triple H was very close to eliminating him…
Rhino:Triple H isnt done though…
Mark:Triple H is just putting the boots to Lone Jobber in the corner…
Rhino:He is just stomping away at him…
Mark:You would think this is a bad position but he is on the ground rather than being off of his feet…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Thoughtless” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here comes the former EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Alexis Laree storms right down in to the ring…
Rhino:We havent seen her in action in a few months…
Mark:Alexis Laree comes down in to the ring and shes going right for D-Lo Bown…
Rhino:She is exchanging shots with D-Lo Brown…
Mark:D-Lo Brown takes control of Alexis Laree and sends her off in to the ropes… D-Lo Brown goes for the clothesline…
Rhino:Alexis Laree ducked the clothesline…
Mark:D-Lo Brown turns around… Low Blow!
Rhino:Well that stops him right in his tracks…
Mark:CHICK KICK!
Rhino:She caught him good with that kick…
Mark:Triple H is trying to get Lone Jobber out of the ring…
Rhino:He is barely hanging on…
Mark:Steele has Shawn Michaels on the verge of elimination…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is barely hanging on right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree tosses D-Lo Brown out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:D-Lo Brown Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:That was an unimpressive performance I must say by D-Lo Brown…
Mark:Yeah I dont think it was his best effort…
Rhino:Alexis Laree though is proud of herself…
Mark:Wait whats going on here?
Rhino:Four men in white coats are coming to the ring…
Mark:Alexis Laree doesnt look happy…
Rhino:It looks like they are coming for her…
Mark:Alexis Laree jumps over the top rope and has just eliminated herself from this match up…
Pa Announcer:Alexis Laree Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now trying to escape through the crowd…
Mark:The men in the white coats are chasing her through the crowd…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“American Nightmare” plays Jeremy Johnson enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here comes Jeremy Johnson…
Mark:This man had a lot of potential a few years ago…
Rhino:Then he just fell off the face of the earth…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson is going right after Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:The Impact Player is looking to make his impact felt in this match up…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson just grabs Shawn Michaels and starts driving his shoulder right in to the midsection of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:He is just driving the wind right out of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson looks to be in great condition…
Rhino:He really does…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson whips Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Look at the fire in Jeremy Johnson…
Mark:Triple H just spun Jeremy Johnson around…
Rhino:Watch Out!
Mark:DDT! No! Jeremy Johnson drives him back in to the corner….
Rhino:Jeremy Johnson is now doing the same thing to Triple H…
Mark:He is trying to drive the wind right out of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:The Phantom was just back dropped on to the ring apron…
Mark:Omega charges… The Phantom moves and climbs back in to the ring…
Rhino:He just saved himself right there…
Mark:Triple H continues to get hammered in the corner by Jeremy Johnson…
Rhino:He is just laying in the shots right now…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson charges in…
Rhino:Triple H got his boots up…
Mark:Triple H is now fighting out of the corner…
Rhino:He is laying in the right hands…
Mark:Triple H with a big right hand that staggered Jeremy Johnson…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Walk” plays as Rob Van Dam enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its the Whole Fucking Show!
Mark:Rob Van Dam is making his way down to the ring…
Rhino:He is ready to fight…
Mark:Triple H with another big right hand to Jeremy Johnson…
Rhino:That knocked him off of his feet…
Mark:RVD is on the top rope…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Leaping Kick! Right to Steele!
Rhino:RVD connected with that kick…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson is now staggering to his feet… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that kick…
Mark:Triple H and Shawn Michaels now pick up Jeremy Johnson and they toss him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Jeremy Johnson Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Omega charges at RVD…
Mark:RVD nails him with a Spin Kick!
Rhino:That knocked him back in to the ropes…
Mark:RVD is now trying to eliminate Omega…
Rhino:The Phantom is helping RVD at the moment…
Mark:They are trying to get him out of this match up…
Rhino:Steele is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H is working over Steele in the corner…
Rhino:He is trying to eliminate Steele…
Mark:Steele is struggling to hold on right now…
Rhino:Triple H has him hanging over the ropes…
Mark:The Phantom just saw that his partner is in trouble…
Rhino:From behind The Phantom attacks Shawn Michaels…
Mark:He just saved Steele right there…
Rhino:Steele was on the verge of being eliminated from this match up…
Mark:The Phantom is now working on Shawn Michaels and trying to get him out of the ring…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Meet Your Maker” plays as Mondo The Masterful enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Mondo The Masterful…
Mark:We saw him earlier tonight interacting with Lone Jobber…
Rhino:It seems like Mondo is ready…
Mark:Mondo enters the ring…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges and clotheslines him right out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Mondo The Masterful Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Well that was quick!
Mark:It sure was…
Rhino:Mondo wasnt even able to get out of the blocks…
Mark:It looks like Mondo The Masterful will have to wait another year…
Rhino:I dont think he should ever be invited back after that performance…
Mark:You may be right about that…
Rhino:Omega is now trying to get Rob Van Dam out of the ring…
Mark:RVD has himself wrapped tightly around those ropes…
Rhino:He is doing everything he can to stay in this match up…
Mark:Steele is doing the same on the other side of the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to eliminate him…
Mark:This has been a hell of a Royal Rumble so far…
Rhino:We still have what five more people to be introduced in to this match up…
Mark:You are right…
Rhino:Only one person can win this match up…
Mark:One contract… One winner… The question is… Who will it be?
Rhino:That is the question everyone wants answered…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is almost out of the ring…
Rhino:The Phantom has him leveraged…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to hang on…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Rhino:Shawn Michaels slides back in to the ring…
Mark:Its Doug Kinsella!
Rhino:The former EWA World Champion is making a surprise appearance in this Royal Rumble…
Mark:We were to believe that after last years Glory that Doug Kinsella was finished with the EWA…
Rhino:I guess once you have EWA in your blood… You never really go away…
Mark:I guess thats true…
Rhino:Just ask Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Good point… Doug Kinsella is attacking Triple H from behind right now…
Rhino:He is just going after anyone at this point…
Mark:Doug Kinsella pushes Triple H aside and is trying to toss Steele out of the ring…
Rhino:It looks like he is going to do it…
Mark:Doug Kinsella lifts him over the top rope but Steele lands on the ring apron…
Rhino:Close call right there…
Mark:Triple H and Doug Kinsella are now trading shots back and forth right now…
Rhino:They are really going at it…
Mark:Triple H whips Doug Kinsella off in to the ropes… Knee Buster!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering around dazed…
Mark:Triple H goes for a clothesline… Doug Kinsella ducks… Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Nice counter right there by Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now spins Doug Kinsella around and nails him with chops across the chest…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is lighting up Doug Kinsella’s chest…
Mark:Shawn Michaels whips Doug Kinsella in to the corner… Shawn Michaels is now trying eliminate Doug Kinsella..
Rhino:He is hanging on right now…
Mark:Steele and The Phantom are now trying to help Rob Van Dam get rid of Omega…
Rhino:Its a three on one attempt right now…
Mark:This is their chance to get rid of him…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Thoughtless” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here comes Lilith Evans…
Mark:Lilith Evans comes charging right in to the ring… Rob Van Dam charges… Lilith Evans takes him off of his feet with a running headscissors…
Rhino:Nice move there…
Mark:RVD gets back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Lilith Evans again…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks up RVD… DDT!
Rhino:She planted him with that DDT…
Mark:Watch out…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is behind Lilith Evans…
Mark:Doug Kinsella nails Lilith Evans with a reverse DDT!
Rhino:Remember that Doug Kinsella was once a Womens Champion here in the EWA…
Mark:This is true…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now trying to eliminate Lilith Evans…
Mark:Lilith Evans is holding on to the ropes right now…
Rhino:How long can she hang on for…
Mark:Omega knocks Steele and Phantom off of him…
Rhino:This is a hell of a Royal Rumble we are seeing thus far…
Mark:Triple H just went right for Omega…
Rhino:Now here we go…
Mark:Triple H and Omega trading shots right now…
Rhino:Omega just knocked him off of his feet with a big right hand…
Mark:Triple H gets back up and dives at Omega knocking him back in to the corner…
Rhino:Omega is getting nailed with right hands from Triple H…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now joining in on the party…
Rhino:They are now trying to eliminate Omega…
Mark:I think they have a good chance at doing so…
Rhino:If they cant do it… I dont think anyone can…
Mark:You may be right about that…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Wolfpac” plays as David The Midget enters the arena…)
Mark:Its David!
Rhino:This is a first…
Mark:I dont think we have ever had a Midget in the Royal Rumble…
Rhino:I think you are right about that…
Mark:Lilith Evans slides back in to the ring…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella and The Phantom are tied up in the corner…
Mark:Lilith Evans is now trying to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:David The Midget is in the ring…
Mark:From below… David The Midget gets underneath Lilith Evans and lifts her up over the top rope…
Pa Announcer:Lilith Evans Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Wait!
Mark:What?
Rhino:Did we really just see that?
Mark:Yes we did…
Rhino:David The Midget just eliminated Lilith Evans…
Mark:That has to be a first…
Rhino:I think so…
Mark:Right now though Steele and Phantom are looking at David The Midget…
Rhino:They are now chasing David The Midget around the ring…
Mark:This is not going to be good…
Rhino:The Phantom stops…
Mark:David continues to run…
Rhino:David The Midget is trapped…
Mark:There is no where for him to go…
Rhino:They have him cornered…
Mark:Steele and The Phantom grab David The Midget and toss him out of the ring…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here comes the X-Core Soldier…
Mark:Subway is ready for a fight…
Rhino:He has a good number too…
Mark:He is coming in at Number 29…
Rhino:Which means only one more man left to enter this match up…
Mark:Subway nails Steele with right hands…
Rhino:He is just laying them in…
Mark:Subway grabs Steele and tosses him right out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Steele Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:So long Steele…
Mark:He put up a hell of a fight tonight…
Rhino:The Phantom and Subway are now trading shots…
Mark:Subway is backing him up in the corner…
Rhino:He is just knocking him down in the corner…
Mark:Subway charges… Running Knee!
Rhino:He just drove his knee right in to the face of The Phantom…
Mark:Subway is now waiting for The Phantom to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:Rob Van Dam and Subway just backed up in to one another…
Rhino:This is gonna be good…
Mark:Subway and Rob Van Dam are now trading shots back and forth with one another…
Rhino:Look at the two of them go…
Mark:Subway goes for a kick… RVD catches it… Step over Kick!
Rhino:Nice move right there by RVD…
Mark:RVD is now leaping up on the top rope…
Rhino:Bad Spot to be in…
Mark:Triple H charges and knocks RVD right off the top rope…
Rhino:RVD hit the floor hard…
Pa Announcer:Rob Van Dam Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:So Long RVD…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Giving In” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Rhino:William McConnell is Number Thirty?!?!
Mark:How in the world did he pull this one off?
Rhino:I have no idea…
Mark:William McConnell is coming down in to the ring and he is bringing a Glass Chair in to the ring with him…
Rhino:The Fuck the EWA World Heavyweight Champion is looking to do some real damage in this match up…
Mark:William McConnell walks right past RVD and on to the ring apron…
Rhino:What is he going to do with that chair…
Mark:Triple H turns around… William McConnell smashes the Glass Chair over the head of Triple H!
Rhino:Holy Shit!
Mark:That was a knock out shot right there…
Rhino:William McConnell now enters the ring…
Mark:William McConnell tosses Triple H right out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Triple H Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:William McConnell just made his impact felt right there…
Mark:William McConnell looks at everyone else in this match up and just basically says Fuck You to everyone else…
Rhino:William McConnell just eliminated himself…
Pa Announcer:William McConnell Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:It looks like William McConnell’s objective was to get rid of Triple H…
Mark:Thats what he did…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is looking right at William McConnell with a confused look…
Mark:Watch out… The Phantom just got tossed out of the ring by Omega…
Pa Announcer:The Phantom Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:We are now down to five…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is trying to get rid of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good…
Mark:Doug Kinsella tosses Shawn Michaels over the top rope…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels hangs on…
Mark:Doug Kinsella thinks he has Eliminated Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:He hasnt…
Mark:Shawn Michaels skins the cat back in to the ring…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella doesnt see…
Mark:Shawn Michaels grabs Doug Kinsella from behind and tosses Doug Kinsella out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Doug Kinsella Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is pissed…
Mark:Doug Kinsella isnt finished…
Rhino:He cant come back in to the ring…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is back in the ring and he just attacked Shawn Michaels from behind…
Rhino:Poor sportsmanship being displayed right now…
Mark:It really is… Doug Kinsella grabs Shawn Michaels and now he tosses him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Shawn Michaels Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella just screwed Shawn Michaels out of this Royal Rumble…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is leaving with a smile on his face…
Rhino:He shouldnt be smiling…
Mark:We are now down to three…
Rhino:We have Omega… Lone Jobber and Subway…
Mark:Subway and Lone Jobber need to work together…
Rhino:Yes they do…
Mark:Subway and Lone Jobber go right for Omega…
Rhino:Omega is trying to fight them both off…
Mark:He is doing everything he can…
Rhino:Can they get him off his feet…
Mark:They have him hanging over the ropes…
Rhino:This is the moment people have been waiting for…
Mark:Omega is leaning…
Rhino:Hes trying to get back on the ground…
Mark:Omega gets his feet back on the ground…
Rhino:Omega is now fighting them off…
Mark:Subway gets nailed with a big boot…
Rhino:He took his head off…
Mark:Lone Jobber is lining up Omega…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:He got all of the kick…
Mark:That knocked Omega back in to the corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber needs to capitalize right now…
Mark:Omega is getting out of the corner…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:SUBLINE!
Rhino:Subway hit it…
Mark:That knocked Omega down in the corner…
Rhino:Omega is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Omega looks to be out of it…
Rhino:Here comes Subway again…
Mark:SUBLINE! NO! Omega ducks and back drops Subway out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Subway Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:We are down to the final two…
Mark:Lone Jobber is ready to end it…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber Hit it!
Mark:That knocked Omega over the top rope…
Rhino:Omega lands on the apron…
Mark:Lone Jobber thought he knocked him to the outside…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just noticed it…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges…
Rhino:Omega catches him…
Mark:Omega grabs Lone Jobber by the throat…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good…
Mark:CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:Lone Jobber fights out of it…
Mark:Both men are on the ring apron…
Rhino:They are fighting on the ring apron…
Mark:They are just nailing each other with right hands…
Rhino:They are just going back and forth…
Mark:Low Dropkick!
Rhino:That just brought Omega down to one knee…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now backing up…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK! NO!
Rhino:Omega grabbed the foot…
Mark:Omega grabs Lone Jobber… CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:Lone Jobber hits the ground…
Mark:Omega Has Won…
Rhino:Omega isnt even going back in to the ring…
Mark:Omega is walking to the back and he is leaving Orlando as the winner of the Royal Rumble…
Rhino:Omega is the winner and things are going to get real interesting around here…
Mark:You are right about that…
Rhino:Hold on a second…
Mark:What?
Rhino:Omega left… But I didnt hear the bell ring…
Mark:You know you are right…
Rhino:There wasnt even an official announcement…
Mark:Wait a second…
Rhino:What?
Mark:Look who is getting the ring…
Rhino:Oh My God…
Mark:David The Midget is back in the ring!
Rhino:Wait a second… Is he?
Mark:The bell just sounded!
Rhino:Are you kidding me?
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DAVID THE MIDGET!
Rhino:Are you serious?
Mark:David The Midget was never eliminated…
Rhino:David The Midget now has earned himself a future title shot…
Mark:What in the world has just happened?
Rhino:I have no idea…
Mark:We are out of time… Good Night Everyone!
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