Saturday Night Torture 02-11-12

Mark:We are live in Wheeling, West Virginia for Saturday Night Torture and what a night of action we have for everyone here tonight including our Main Event…

Rhino:Our Main Event is personal…

Mark:It Will be Alan Matthews returning to the ring to take on James Farrell…

Rhino:Former Horsemen Members Collide…

Mark:And it will be No Holds Barred…

Rhino:That should be good…

Mark:Also tonight we will see the EWA World Champion Lone Jobber in action… As well as the EWA Total Impact Championn Shawn Michaels as well…

Rhino:Plus we are going to see a couple of Extreme Bowl Qualification Matches…

Mark:This should be a fun night and lets get to the ring for our opening contest…

Steve Austin vs Micheal Mars

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Content is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 252 pounds… MICHEAL MARS!

(“Im a Boss” plays as Micheal Mars enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!

(“Glass Shatters” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell sounds and here we go… Micheal Mars nails Steve Austin with a couple of hard chops across the chest and now whips Steve Austin in to the ropes… Steve Austin with a reversal… Steve Austin goes for a clothesline… Micheal Mars ducks the clothesline and comes off the ropes… Flying Crossbody! 1………..2…….Kickout by Steve Austin…

Rhino:Steve Austin is getting back up…

Mark:Micheal Mars hooks up Steve Austin…. Backbreaker! Micheal Mars goes for the cover again 1……………..2……….Kickout again by Steve Austin…

Rhino:Micheal Mars is going to work over the back of Steve Austin…

Mark:Micheal Mars drives his knee right in to the lower back of Steve Austin…

Rhino:He is continuing to drive the knee right in to the lower back of the Texas Rattle Snake…

Mark:Micheal Mars hooks up Steve Austin and nails him with another backbreaker…

Rhino:Steve Austin is hurting right now…

Mark:Micheal Mars hooks up Steve Austin and drives him in to the mat with a suplex… Micheal Mars covers Steve Austin 1…………….2………….Kickout by Steve Austin once again…

Rhino:Right now Micheal Mars is taking it right to Steve Austin…

Mark:Steve Austin is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:He is pulling himself back up in to the corner…

Mark:Micheal Mars drives his shoulder in to Steve Austin and drives him hard back in to the turnbuckles…

Rhino:Micheal Mars is coming out really aggressive in this match up…

Mark:Micheal Mars whips Steve Austin hard in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Steve Austin is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Micheal Mars charges… Steve Austin ducks and nails him with a back body drop…

Rhino:Steve Austin is holding on to his back…

Mark:Micheal Mars gets back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Steve Austin is waiting for Micheal Mars to turn around…

Mark:Micheal Mars turns around and walks right in to a big right hand from Steve Austin…

Rhino:Stone Cold isnt done…

Mark:Steve Austin lays in the right hands and now whips Micheal Mars off in to the ropes… Big Clothesline!

Rhino:Micheal Mars gets right back up…

Mark:Steve Austin kicks Micheal Mars in the midsection and now scoops him up…Micheal Mars slides off the shoulder of Steve Austin…

Rhino:Micheal Mars is able to escape…

Mark:Steve Austin turns around… Micheal Mars kicks him in to the midsection… Double Arm DDT!

Rhino:He dropped him with that DDT…

Mark:Micheal Mars covers Steve Austin 1……………….2………….3….No!

Rhino:Steve Austin was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Steve Austin is now getting back up slowly…

Rhino:Micheal Mars is setting him up…

Mark:Red Haze! No!

Rhino:Steve Austin slides out of the Crucifix Powerbomb…

Mark:Steve Austin with more right hands to Micheal Mars and sends him off in to the ropes… Lou Thez Press!

Rhino:He continues with the right hands…

Mark:Steve Austin comes off the ropes… Big Elbow! Right to the face of Micheal Mars…

Rhino:Steve Austin is feeling it right now…

Mark:Micheal Mars is now slowly getting abck up on to his feet… As you can see he a bit dazed…

Rhino:Steve Austin has him lined up…

Mark:Micheal Mars turns around… STONE COLD STUNNER!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…

Mark:Steve Austin covers Micheal Mars 1………………….2……………3………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STEVE AUSTIN!

Rhino:Stone Cold gets the victory here tonight…

Mark:Stone Cold wins here in our opening contest and still to come tonight in our Main Event… Alan Matthews looks to get revenge on one of his former partners in the Horsemen as he will take on James Farrell… But its back to the ring for more action…

Minimum Rage vs CM Punk

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 222 Pounds…CM PUNK!

(“This Fire Burns” plays as CM Punk enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Toledo, Ohio… Weighing in at 250 Pounds… MINIMUM RAGE!

(“Happy” plays as Minimum Rage enters the arena…)

Mark:CM Punk nails Minimum Rage with a couple hard shots to open up this contest… Minimum Rage comes back with a couple of shots..

Rhino:They are trading shots back and forth…

Mark:Minimum Rage whips CM Punk off in to the ropes… Back Elbow!

Rhino:CM Punk gets right back up on to his feet…

Mark:Minimum Rage scoops up CM Punk and slams him straight down to the canvas… Minimum Rage comes off the ropes and drops a leg right down on to CM Punk and goes for a cover 1…………..2……..Kickout by CM Punk…

Rhino:CM Punk is getting back up…

Mark:Minimum Rage scoops up CM Punk and nails him with a shoulder breaker… Minimum Rage covers CM Punk 1…………2…………Kickout again by CM Punk…

Rhino:Minimum Rage is now waiting for CM Punk to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:CM Punk is back up on to his feet… Minimum Rage hooks up CM Punk… Powerbomb!

Rhino:Hard powerbomb right there…

Mark:Minimum Rage covers CM Punk 1……………..2………….Kickout once again by CM Punk…

Rhino:CM Punk is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Minimum Rage is backing CM Punk up in to the corner…

Rhino:Look up at the ramp…

Mark:That’s Gregory Davidson and Steele…

Rhino:They look to be just watching whats going on in this match up…

Mark:Minimum Rage is now putting CM Punk up on the top rope…

Rhino:He is setting him up…

Mark:Minimum Rage hooks up CM Punk…Superplex! No!

Rhino:CM Punk shoves Minimum Rage off the top rope…

Mark:Minimum Rage is staggering back up on to his feet…

Rhino:CM Punk is standing on the top rope…

Mark:Flying Clothesline! By CM Punk…

Rhino:That took him right off of his feet…

Mark:CM Punk covers Minimum Rage 1……………….2………….Kickout by Minimum Rage…

Rhino:Minimum Rage is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:CM Punk with a couple hard elbows and now whips Minimum Rage off in to the ropes… Dropkick! By CM Punk…

Rhino:Nice dropkick…

Mark:CM Punk covers Minimum Rage 1………………..2…………Kickout by Minimum Rage again…

Rhino:Minimum Rage is trying to get back up…

Mark:Steele and Gregory Davidson are standing on the top of the ramp and they are playing what looks to be Rock, Paper, Scissors…

Rhino:Well… Im not sure what to say about that one…

Mark:CM Punk now sees them both out there…

Rhino:He is screaming at both of them…

Mark:I cant understand what he is saying…

Rhino:It just looks like he is trying to get their attention…

Mark:Minimum Rage is back up on to his feet… CM Punk turns around… Spear!

Rhino:The distraction could cost CM Punk right here and now…

Mark:Minimum Rage covers CM Punk 1……………….2…………….3……..NO!

Rhino:Close nearfall right there…

Mark:There is disappointment on the face of Steele as Scissors just lost to Rock…

Rhino:Dont you know you should always throw Rock…

Mark:Minimum Rage is now waiting for CM Punk to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:He is looking to put CM Punk away right now…

Mark:CM Punk is back up on to his feet… Minimum Rage hooks up CM Punk… BAILOUT! NO!

Rhino:CM Punk is fighting out of it…

Mark:CM Punk with back elbows to the side of the head of Minimum Rage… CM Punk with a Roundhouse Kick!

Rhino:That was a hell of a kick right there…

Mark:CM Punk now sends Minimum Rage off in to the corner… Running Knee!

Rhino:Minimum Rage is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Running Bulldog!

Rhino:CM Punk has control of the match…

Mark:Minimum Rage is slowly getting back up…

Rhino:Steele just lost again in Rock, Paper, Scissors…

Mark:CM Punk hooks up Minimum Rage…. GO TO SLEEP!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:CM Punk covers Minimum Rage 1……………..2…………..3……ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CM PUNK!

Rhino:CM Punk wins tonight over Minimum Rage…

Mark:Still to come tonight we will find out who is going to the Extreme Bowl as we will have two qualifying matches… But its back to the ring for more actions…

Alexis Laree vs Kane

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 323 Pounds… KANE!

(“Veil of Fire” plays as Kane enters the arena…)

Rhino:Look Out!

Mark:James Farrell just jumped Kane…

Rhino:What in the world is he doing?

Mark:Im not quite sure…

Rhino:Alexis Laree who is going through personal problems has been seen aligning with James Farrell and his crew as of late…

Mark:Her marriage is in trouble…

Rhino:James Farrell just drove Kane right in to the steel steps…

Mark:Kane is being destroyed right now as James Farrell just rolled Kane in to the ring…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is now climbing in the ring like shes ready to fight…

Mark:James Farrell is encouraging her…

Rhino:Kane is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Alexis Laree lines up Kane… CHICK KICK!

Rhino:Big kick right there…

Mark:Kane was out before he got in the ring and he is now out cold… As Alexis Laree covers James Farrell 1……………….2…………3….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALEXIS LAREE!

Rhino:Alexis Laree gets the win after the James Farrell attack…

Mark:I am being told that after our next contest the EWA Vice President Shane McMahon will be addressing the crowd and will have a huge announcement regarding to the 2012 Extreme Bowl… As we now get back to the ring for our next contest…

Dante Daevain vs The Rock

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall….Introducing first….From the First Heaven… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Representing the Pac…DANTE DAEVAIN!

(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!

(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… The Rock nails Dante Daevain with right hand…

Rhino:He is laying them in…

Mark:The Rock backs Dante Daevain up in to the ropes… The Rock goes for a big right hand… Dante Daevain ducks and now puts The Rock back in to the ropes and nails The Rock with a couple of hard shots…

Rhino:He is laying them in…

Mark:Dante Daevain whips The Rock off in to the ropes… Big Boot!

Rhino:That caught him right in the face…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers The Rock 1………….2…………..Kickout by The Rock…

Rhino:The Rock is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dante Daevain is pulling The Rock back up on to his feet and backs him up in to the corner…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is hammering him with shots in the corner…

Mark:Dante Daevain whips The Rock off in to the farside corner… Dante Daevain charges in… The Rock gets his boots up…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is spinning around…

Mark:The Rock comes out of the corner and nails him with a hard clothesline…

Rhino:The Rock caught him good with that clothesline…

Mark:Dante Daevain gets back up on to his feet… The Rock hooks him up… Belly to Belly Suplex!

Rhino:Hell of a suplex right there…

Mark:The Rock covers Dante Daevain 1………….2…………….Kickout by Dante Daevain…

Rhino:The Rock is now laying in the boots to Dante Daevain…

Mark:He is really stomping away at Dante Daevain…

Rhino:The big man is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Rock whips Dante Daevain off in to the ropes… Samoan Drop!

Rhino:Dante Daevain is in a bit of trouble right now…

Mark:The Rock covers Dante Daevain 1………………..2………………Kickout again by Dante Daevain…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is still feeling the effects of what happened last week at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…

Mark:Dante Daevain is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:The Rock is waiting for him to turn around…

Mark:Rock Bottom! No!

Rhino:Dante Daevain is fighting out of it…

Mark:Dante Daevain spins The Rock around and nails him with right hands… Dante Daevain whips The Rock off in to the ropes… Swinging Side Walk Slam!

Rhino:Big move right there…

Mark:Dante Daevain is slow to get back up…

Rhino:The Rock is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up The Rock… Belly to Belly Brainbuster!

Rhino:Hard shot right there…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers The Rock 1……………….2………..3…..NO!

Rhino:The Rock was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Dante Daevain is now waiting for The Rock to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is looking to put The Rock away right now…

Mark:The Rock staggers to his feet…Last Look to Heaven! No!

Rhino:The Rock fights out of it…

Mark:Backslide! 1…………………..2…………..3………NO!

Rhino:Dante Daevain was able to kick out…

Mark:The Rock is back up…

Rhino:So is Dante Daevain…

Mark:The Rock spins Dante Daevain around… ROCK BOTTOM! NO!

Rhino:Dante Daevain fights out of it again…

Mark:FALL OF MAN!

Rhino:The Rock has been laid out…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers The Rock 1………………2……………3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DANTE DAEVAIN!

Rhino:Dante Daevain pulls out the victory here tonight…

Mark:Will Dante Daevain get a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship in the near future? The person to answer that question is probably Shane McMahon and he is about to make his way to the ring…

(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon enters the arena…)

Shane:Well things have gotten quite interesting here in the EWA as of late…And it usually has to do with as crowned by Lone Jobber… Its Bowlin’ Season… As coming up on February 29th, 2012 it will be the 12th Annual Extreme Bowl live from Baltimore, Maryland… And the reason I am out here tonight is to make a huge announcement in regards to the Extreme Bowl.. And this announcement has to do with the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… You see at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard the match up ended with out a clear winner… So what am I suppose to do? Well I have decided to have at the Extreme Bowl… The EWA World Heavyweight Championship be put on the line when Lone Jobber defends the title against Dante Daevain… Which means… That…

(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Lone Jobber: Let me get this straight Shane, you are going to leave me, the Extreme Bowler, the man who put that match up on the map and you are going to leave me out of the match up? Do you know who I am? Do you know that the only reason that match up is worth a damn is because of me? Anyone who wins that match up and they dont beat, will not be a real extreme bow champion? You do realize all of this?

Shane:What are you talking about?

Lone Jobber:You just said that I will be defending the EWA World Heavyweight Championship against Dante Daevain, which means I wouldn’t be in the Extreme Bowl…

Shane:I Never once said that…

Lone Jobber:So I am doing what then?

Shane:You are defending the EWA World Heavyweight Championship against Dante Daevain and four other men… Which includes the two winners of matches here tonight at Saturday Night Torture…

Lone Jobber:Well Okay Then…

Shane:Dont you know never to…

(“Giving In” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)

Rhino:Now what does Will Want?

Mark:Im not sure…

Shane:What do you want?

McConnell: Here.

Shane:Whats this?

McConnell: Just read it.

Mark:McConnell handed Shane McMahon what looks to be a contract and has now started to walk to the back…

Shane:Will… Wait a second…

Rhino:Will has stopped on the top of the stage and he has a smirk on his face…

Shane:Since you got yourself a little contract here that says you are in the Extreme Bowl… Then well… I guess you are in the Extreme Bowl…

Lone Jobber:So that’s three, who are the other three?

Shane:Well we will determine two more later and well… The Sixth Man is um… This Guy…

Mark:Look Out! SPEAR!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just Speared William McConnell on the top of the stage…

Shane:Big Daddy Ace is the sixth man in the Extreme Bowl… So Jobber… Happy Bowlin’ Season Everyone…

(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon leaves the ring…)

Rhino:Well things just got really interesting for the Bowl..

Mark:It has… As we now get back to the ring for more action…

Extreme Bowl Qualification Match
Elvis Jones vs The Crow

Pa Announcer:This next contest is an Extreme Bowl Qualifying Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Washnington, DC… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… The Natural ELVIS JONES!

(“Perfection” plays as Elvis Jones enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in at 270 Pounds… THE CROW!

(“Twist of Cain” plays as The Crow enters the arena…)

Mark:Elvis Jones locks up with The Crow…

Rhino:They are battling for position…

Mark:Elvis Jones gets backed up in to the corner by The Crow… The Crow nails him with a couple of shots…

Rhino:He is nailing him hard in the chest with those shots…

Mark:A couple of hard uppercuts and now sends Elvis Jones off in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Elvis Jones is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:The Crow charges and nails him with a Swinging Neckbreaker… The Crow covers Elvis Jones 1………………..2…………Kickout by Elvis Jones…

Rhino:Elvis Jones is now getting back up…

Mark:The Crow hooks him up and nails with a Russian Leg Sweep… The Crow goes for another cover 1………………2…………..Kickout by Elvis Jones…

Rhion:The Crow is now pulling Elvis Jones back up on to his feet…

Mark:He is nailing him back in to the corner with a couple of hard shots and now sends him for a ride in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Elvis Jones is coming out of the corner…

Mark:The Crow takes him right down with a clothesline and he goes for another quick cover 1……………………2…………….Kickout once again by Elvis Jones…

Rhino:Elvis Jones is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Crow is now backing him back up in to the corner…

Rhino:He continues to lay in the shots…

Mark:Elvis Jones is now being placed on the top rope by The Crow…

Rhino:This is not a position that Elvis Jones wants to be in…

Mark:The Crow hooks him up… Superplex! No!

Rhino:Elvis Jones is blocking it…

Mark:Elvis Jones with a couple of hard right hands and knocks him off the top rope…

Rhino:Elvis Jones is now standing up on the top rope…

Mark:The Crow staggers back up on to his feet… Flying Clothesline!

Rhino:He caught him good for that clothesline…

Mark:The Crow is now staggering up on to his feet… Elvis Jones hooks him up… Fisherman’s Suplex! With a Bridge 1…………….2…………Kickout by The Crow…

Rhino:Well look at the top of the ramp…

Mark:That’s Dante Daevain and The Phantom…

Rhino:I wonder what they are doing out here…

Mark:The Phantom is holding a clipboard…

Rhino:Looks like they are doing some scouting maybe?

Mark:The Crow is now staggering up… Elvis Jones hooks up The Crow… Gutwrench Suplex! 1………………2………3….No!

Rhino:Close nearfall right there…

Mark:The Crow is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Elvis Jones is setting him up…

Mark:Elvis Jones kicks The Crow in the midsection… Piledriver! No! Back Body Drop!

Rhino:That was a save himself counter right there…

Mark:Elvis Jones is now slow to get back up…

Rhino:Dante and The Phantom shook their head at what just happened…

Mark:The Crow is nailing Elvis Jones with a couple of right hands and now whips him off in to the ropes… Dropkick! No!

Rhino:Elvis Jones held on to the ropes…

Mark:The Crow is now staggering up on to his feet…

Rhino:Elvis Jones is waiting for him to turn around…

Mark:Elvis Jones sets him up… Running Powerslam!

Rhino:He drives him right in to the mat…

Mark:Elvis Jones is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:It looks like he is going to fly…

Mark:GENOCIDE!

Rhino:The Swanton Bomb Connected!

Mark:Elvis Jones covers The Crow 1………………….2…………..3………… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ELVIS JONES

Rhino:A nice bounce back victory for Elvis Jones…

Mark:It was a nice victory for Elvis Jones and he will be one of the six men in the 2012 Extreme Bowl along with Dante Daevain, Lone Jobber, Big Daddy Ace and apparently William McConnell…

Rhino:So that means one spot left…

Mark:We will be determining one more a little later on in the show… But its now time to see the EWA Total Impact Champion Shawn Michaels in action…

Non Title Match
Shawn Michaels vs Johnny Rotten

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is a non title match… Introducing first…From Boulder, Colorado… Weighing in at 450 Pounds… JOHNNY ROTTEN!

(“Down with the Sickness” plays as Johnny Rotten enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds…Representing Degeneration X… The EWA Total Impact Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)

Mark:Shawn Michaels gets right up in the face of Johnny Rotten and nails the big man right across the chest with knife edge chops…

Rhino:He is laying the shots…

Mark:Shawn Michaels whips Johnny Rotten in to the ropes… Johnny Rotten with a reversal and Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Shoulder Block!

Rhino:That took Shawn Michaels right off of his feet…

Mark:Shawn Michaels gets back up on to his feet… Johnny Rotten scoops up Shawn Michaels and slams him straight down to the canvas… Johnny Rotten comes off the ropes… Splash!

Rhino:He drives all of his waist right in to the chest of Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Johnny Rotten covers Shawn Michaels 1……………2………Shawn Michaels kicks out…

Rhino:Johnny Rotten is now stepping right on the chest of Shawn Michaels…

Mark:He is trying to drive the air right out of the Heartbreak Kid…

Rhino:You could see the pain on the face of the EWA Total Impact Champion…

Mark:Johnny Rotten picks Shawn Michaels up on to his feet and he whips Shawn Michaels off in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Here comes Johnny Rotten…

Mark:Johnny Rotten charges in… Big Splash!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering out of the corner after that big splash…

Mark:Johnny Rotten scoops up Shawn Michaels… Front Slam! Driving all of his weight and Shawn Michaels right in to the canvas…

Rhino:He crushed him right there…

Mark:Johnny Rotten covers Shawn Michaels 1………………..2……………..Kickout by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is holding on to his ribs at the moment…

Mark:He has had a lot of weight dropped on them repeatedly…

Rhin:Johnny Rotten is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Johnny Rotten whips Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Samoan Drop!

Rhino:Once again driven right in to the canvas hard…

Mark:Johnny Rotten covers Shawn Michaels again 1……………………2…………3..No!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Johnny Rotten now picking up Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Johnny Rotten hooks up Shawn Michaels… Powerbomb! No! DDT!

Rhino:Nice counter right there by Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Both men are down on the canvas right there…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Johnny Rotten is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Johnny Rotten charges at Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels ducks the clothesline and he nails him with chops right across the chest…

Rhino:He is laying in the chops once again…

Mark:Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm!

Rhino:Johnny Rotten is dazed…

Mark:Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes again… Flying Forearm!

Rhino:That one took Johnny Rotten off of his feet…

Mark:Shawn Michaels nips back up…

Rhino:Johnny Rotten is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Low Dropkick! By Shawn Michaels as he takes the legs out from underneath Johnny Rotten…

Rhino:Johnny Rotten is on his knees…

Mark:DDT! By Shawn Michaels dropping Johnny Rotten right there…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Flying Elbow Drop!

Rhino:Big time elbow drop right there…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now tuning up the band for some Sweet Chin Music…

Rhino:The big man is really out of it…

Mark:Johnny Rotten gets up on to his feet… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:There it is…

Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Johnny Rotten 1…………….2…………3…….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels takes the pounding from the big man and comes back with a strong victory…

Mark:The Showstopper continues to be strong as he heads in to Extreme Bowl to defend his championship… Speaking of the Extreme Bowl its time to determine the next man to be apart of the Extreme Bowl..

Extreme Bowl Qualification Match
Troy Joseph vs The Phantom

Pa Announcer:This next contest is an Extreme Bowl Qualification Match and is set for one fall…Introducing first…From New Orleans, Louisiana… Weighing in at 275…Representing the Pac… THE PHANTOM!

(“Nothing Else Matters” plays as The Phantom enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds…TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!

(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)

Mark:Troy Joseph strikes The Phantom with a couple of right hands… Troy Joseph goes for a third but it is blocked by The Phantom who nails him with a couple of kicks to the sides of Troy Joseph…

Rhino:You can see that Troy Joseph is bandaged up from the attack by Triple H at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…

Mark:The Phantom whips Troy Joseph off in to the ropes… Roundhouse Kick! By The Phantom and he now goes for the cover 1……………2………..Kickout by Troy Joseph…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is making his way back up on to his feet after that kick…

Mark:The Phantom with a couple of chops to Troy Joseph and now whips him off in to the ropes… Dropkick!

Rhino:He caught him square in the face with that dropkick…

Mark:The Phantom covers Troy Joseph again 1…………2………..Kickout by Troy Joseph…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Phantom charges… Troy Joseph ducks and back drops The Phantom over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:The Phantom is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph launches himself over the top rope right down on to The Phantom…

Rhino:Nice move there from the former EWA Total Impact Champion…

Mark:Troy Joseph is now laying in the right hands to The Phantom…

Rhino:He is laying them in….

Mark:Troy Joseph now grabs The Phantom by the head and rams him head first in to the steel ring post…

Rhino:The Phantom is staggering around dazed…

Mark:Clothesline! By Troy Joseph taking him off of his feet…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is now tossing The Phantom back in to the ring…

Mark:Troy Joseph is now up on the top rope…

Rhino:The Phantom is back up on to his feet…

Mark:Flying Shoulder Block!

Rhino:Hell of a move right there by Troy Joseph…

Mark:Troy Joseph covers The Phantom 1…………………2………….Kickout by The Phantom…

Rhino:The Phantom is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph with a couple of right hands to The Phantom and now whips him off in to the ropes… Powerslam!

Rhino:The Phantom is in some trouble…

Mark:Troy Joseph covers The Phantom 1………………..2…………..Kickout again by The Phantom…

Rhino:The Phantom is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph kicks The Phantom in to the midsection… Stunner! No!

Rhino:The Phantom blocks it…

Mark:Troy Joseph comes off the ropes… Spin Heel Kick!

Rhino:Nice move right there by The Phantom…

Mark:The Phantom is now trying to shake off the attack of Troy Joseph and now he covers The Phantom 1……………….2………….Kickout by Troy Joseph…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is now staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:The Phantom hooks up Troy Joseph… Single Arm DDT!

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:The Phantom goes for a Crossface!

Rhino:He is trying to lock it in…

Mark:The Phantom has the Crossface locked in on Troy Joseph…

Rhino:He is struggling to get to the ropes…

Mark:You can see the pain on the face of Troy Joseph right now…

Rhino:The Phantom continues to pull back…

Mark:Troy Joseph is now crawling towards the ropes…

Rhino:He is getting close…

Mark:Troy Joseph reaches out and finally gets to the ropes…

Rhino:A lot of damage has been done to the arm of Troy Joseph…

Mark:You can see he is favoring his arm as he tries to get back up on to his feet… Enziguri!

Rhino:The Phantom caught him good right there…

Mark:The Phantom covers Troy Joseph 1……………………..2……………3……NO!

Rhino:Troy Joseph was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:The Phantom is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Flying Crossbody! No!

Rhino:Troy Joseph ducked out of the way…

Mark:That high risk move didn’t pay off for The Phantom…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is now getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Phantom has staggered back up… Troy Joseph goes for a right hand and connects…

Rhino:That hurt his arm though…

Mark:Troy Joseph now with a couple of jabs with his left hand and now whips The Phantom off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:The Phantom is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph hooks him up… Front Face Suplex!

Rhino:The Phantom driven right in to the canvas…

Mark:Troy Joseph is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is going to fly…

Mark:Swanton Bomb! Connects!

Rhino:The Phantom is in trouble…

Mark:Troy Joseph covers The Phantom 1……………………..2…………….3………NO!

Rhino:So very close right there…

Mark:The Phantom is now struggling to get back up…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is eyeing him up…

Mark:Stunner! No!

Rhino:The Phantom blocked it again…

Mark:The Phantom hooks him up… MOMENT OF SILENCE!

Rhino:The Phantom could have him right now…

Mark:The Phantom covers Troy Joseph 1……………….2…………….3……..NO!

Rhino:So very close right there…

Mark:Troy Joseph is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:The Phantom is looking to finish off Troy Joseph…

Mark:IN CONFESSION!

Rhino:The Phantom is trying to lock in the Crucifix Armbar…

Mark:The Phantom is moments away from heading to the Extreme Bowl…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is fading away…

Mark:The referee is checking on Troy Joseph…

Rhino:He looks to be out of it…

Mark:Troy Joseph taps….. The ropes and now grabs a hold of the ropes and the hold has to be broken…

Rhino:The Phantom thought he had him beat…

Mark:The Phantom is now waiting for Troy Joseph to get up on to his feet…

Rhino:This could be it right here…

Mark:MOMENT OF SILENCE! NO!

Rhino:Troy Joseph shoves him off…

Mark:The Phantom comes off the ropes… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Troy Joseph covers The Phantom 1……………….2………………….3………….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TROY JOSEPH!

Rhino:Troy Joseph is heading to the 2012 Extreme Bowl…

Mark:This was a hell of a battle between these two men…

Rhino:It really was…

Mark:Well we now all six men who will be in the Extreme Bowl… Its now time to see the EWA World Heavyweight Champion in action…

Non Title Match
Lone Jobber vs Uncle Sam

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match set for One Fall… Introducing first… From Ft. Wayne, Indiana… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… UNCLE SAM!

(“Happy” plays as Uncle Sam enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds….The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!

(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Mark:Uncle Sam attacks Lone Jobber as he comes in to the ring…

Rhino:He is just hammering him with right hands…

Mark:Uncle Sam is hammering Lone Jobber with left and right hands…

Rhino:Look at him open up on the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Uncle Sam whips Lone Jobber off in to the farside corner… Hard Clothesline! By Uncle Sam as he came out of the corner…

Rhino:He caught him good…

Mark:Uncle Sam covers Lone Jobber 1……………..2…………Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up…

Mark:Uncle Sam hooks up Lone Jobber and nails him with a Vertical Suplex… Uncle Sam floats over in to a cover 1……………2……………Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Uncle Sam is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up…

Mark:Uncle Sam goes behind Lone Jobber… Belly to Back Suplex!

Rhino:Uncle Sam is really taking it to him right now…

Mark:Lone Jobber is in trouble as Uncle Sam covers him 1……………..2…………Kickout again by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now trying to get back up…

Mark:Uncle Sam whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Uncle Sam ducks his head… Lone Jobber puts on the breaks and now kicks Uncle Sam right in the head…

Rhino:Uncle Sam is now spinning around…

Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up Uncle Sam… Swinging Neckbreaker!

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now putting the boots to Uncle Sam…

Mark:Uncle Sam is now struggling to his feet… Lone Jobber charges from behind… Running Bulldog!

Rhino:Hes driven headfirst right in to the canvas…

Mark:Uncle Sam is getting back up… Lone Jobber hooks him up… Reverse DDT!

Rhino:Uncle Sam is in trouble…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Uncle Sam 1……………….2………….3..No!

Rhino:Close one right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Uncle Sam to get back up… LOW CARD KICK!

Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Uncle Sam 1…………………2……….3….NO!

Rhino:Another close one right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now looking to put him away…

Rhino:Uncle Sam is struggling up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber lines him up… THE GIMMICK!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Uncle Sam 1………………2……….3…….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!

Rhino:Despite the Early attack… Lone Jobber was able to recover and have an impressive victory over Uncle Sam…

Mark:The EWA World Champion is looking strong heading in to the Extreme Bowl… Right now things get a little personal in our Main Event…

No Holds Barred
Alan Matthews vs James Farrell

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is No Holds Barred and is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Boston, Mass.. Weighing in at 258 Pounds… Representing The Horsemen…JAMES FARRELL!

(“Hepburn Heights” plays as Jame Farrell enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… ALAN MATTHEWS!

(“David De La Hoz” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)

Mark:Well here we go… Alan Matthews and James Farrell are trading shots back and forth…

Rhino:Look at them tare in to one another…

Mark:They are just slugging it out right now… Alan Matthews takes charge as he nails James Farrell with hard uppercuts…

Rhino:He is nailing him with shots right now…

Mark:Alan Matthews is now backing James Farrell up in the corner…

Rhino:He continues to lay in the uppercuts right now…

Mark:Alan Matthews pulls James Farrell out of the corner… Snap Suplex!

Rhino:Nice quick suplex…

Mark:Alan Matthews now gets on top of James Farrell and nails him with right hands…

Rhino:He continues to just lay them in…

Mark:Alan Matthews pulls James Farrell now back up on to his feet…

Rhino:The uppercuts continue…

Mark:Alan Matthews sends James Farrell for the ride in to the ropes… Big Clothesline!

Rhino:James Farrell is now rolling out of the ring…

Mark:Hes trying to escape the attack of Alan Matthews…

Rhino:James Farrell is walking up the ramp…

Mark:Alan Matthews from behind clotheslines James Farrell…

Rhino:He is not letting him escape this fight…

Mark:Alan Matthews now picks up James Farrell and nails him with a suplex right on the ramp…

Rhino:You could see that hurt…

Mark:James Farrell gets up on to his feet… Alan Matthews hooks him up… Belly to Back Suplex!

Rhino:Dropped right back in to the steel…

Mark:Alan Matthews is enjoying this so far as he now picks up James Farrell and is bringing him back down to ringside…

Rhino:James Farrell looks to be out of it…

Mark:Alan Matthews with an irish whip… James Farrell with a reversal and Alan Matthews goes in to the steel guard rail…

Rhino:That was what James Farrell needed to do to save himself in this match up…

Mark:James Farrell now slowly walks over to Alan Matthews and now grabs him and drops him across the steel guard rail…

Rhino:James Farrell is grabbing a steel chair…

Mark:Steel Chair Shot! By James Farrell right across the back of Alan Matthews and it drives him hard in to the guardrail…

Rhino:That was an effective move right there…

Mark:James Farrell now pulls Alan Matthews off the guardrail and now stands over him…

Rhino:He has the steel chair in hand…

Mark:James Farrell drives the chair right in to the midsection of Alan Matthews…

Rhino:He is continuing to drive it right in to his midsection…

Mark:Alan Matthews is now the one hurting…

Rhino:Those were repeated shots right to the ribs…

Mark:James Farrell now rolls Alan Matthews back in to the ring…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is struggling to get back up…

Mark:James Farrell hooks up Alan Matthews… Spinebuster!

Rhino:He is driven right in to the canvas…

Mark:James Farrell covers Alan Matthews 1…………………2……………..Kickout by Alan Matthews…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is now trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…

Mark:James Farrell hooks up Alan Matthews… Piledriver!

Rhino:Alan Matthews gets dropped right on his head…

Mark:James Farrell is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:James Farrell is going to fly…

Mark:Shooting Star Press! No!

Rhino:Alan Matthews got his knees up…

Mark:The air of James Farrell just got driven out of him right there…

Rhino:James Farrell is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Alan Matthews nails him with a couple of shots… And now goes behind James Farrell.. German Suplex!

Rhino:Nice suplex right there…

Mark:These two are just going back and forth delivering big time moves to one another…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is looking to do some damage…

Mark:Texas Cloverleaf!

Rhino:James Farrell is now in trouble…

Mark:James Farrell is trying to crawl to the ropes…

Rhino:You could see the pain on his face…

Mark:James Farrell is trying to reach for the ropes…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is trying to keep him away from the ropes…

Mark:James Farrell reaches out for the ropes and Alan Matthews pulls him away from the ropes…

Rhino:James Farrell is now once again trying to crawl to the ropes…

Mark:The referee is asking if he wants to give it up…

Rhino:James Farrell is shaking his head no…

Mark:James Farrell is crawling towards the ropes right now…

Rhino:He is getting close to the ropes…

Mark:James Farrell grabs the ropes and the hold must be broken…

Rhino:A lot of damage has been done…

Mark:James Farrell is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is now bringing the steel chair in to the ring…

Mark:James Farrell is spinning around dazed… Steel Chair Shot!

Rhino:He caught him good with that shot…

Mark:Alan Matthews now covers James Farrell 1…………………….2……………3……NO!

Rhino:Close nearfall right there…

Mark:Alan Matthews is now positioning the steel chair…

Rhino:James Farrell is struggling to get back up…

Mark:Alan Matthews hooks him up… DIRECT HIT! On to the Chair!

Rhino:This could be it right here…

Mark:Alan Matthews hooks the leg 1…………………..2……………..3………….NO!

Rhino:So very close…

Mark:Alan Matthews is now looking to finish him off right here and now…

Rhino:James Farrell is in a lot of trouble…

Mark:Alan Matthews has him up… DEADLY DRIVER! NO!

Rhino:James Farrell raked his eyes…

Mark:James Farrell spins him around… DDT!

Rhino:He dropped him with that DDT…

Mark:James Farrell turns him over and covers him 1………………2……………..Kickout by Alan Matthews…

Rhino:James Farrell is now waiting for Alan Matthews to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:James Farrell whips Alan Matthews off in to the ropes… Powerslam! On to the Steel Chair!

Rhino:Alan Matthews is now the one in trouble…

Mark:James Farrell with the cover 1…………………2…………..3…No!

Rhino:Alan Matthews was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:James Farrell is now going for it… END OF DAYS!

Rhino:The Triangle Choke is Locked in!

Mark:There is no place for Alan Matthews to go right now…

Rhino:He is trapped in the center of the ring…

Mark:The referee is asking if Alan Matthews wants to give it up…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is shaking his head no…

Mark:Alan Matthews is trying to crawl to the ropes…

Rhino:Hes getting close…

Mark:James Farrell is yelling for him to tap out…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is starting to fade…

Mark:James Farrell wants to end this right now and he wants Alan Matthews to tap out…

Rhino:I think hes about to get it…

Mark:Alan Matthews stretches and he is able to get his feet on the ropes…

Rhino:The hold needs to be broken now…

Mark:James Farrell is now heading to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:He is bringing a table in to the ring…

Mark:I think he is going to finish off Alan Matthews once and for all right now…

Rhino:The table has been setup…

Mark:Alan Matthews is being laid out on the table…

Rhino:James Farrell is now slowly heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:James Farrell is standing up on the top rope…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is off the table…

Mark:Alan Matthews with a couple of shots to James Farrell and James Farrell crotches the top rope…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is now climbing up the top rope…

Mark:Alan Matthews has James Farrell up on his shoulders… DEADLY DRIVER OFF THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE!

Rhino:Oh My God!

Mark:Alan Matthews crawls on top of James Farrell 1…………………….2……………….3………….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALAN MATTHEWS!

Rhino:What a fight this was…

Mark:Alan Matthews gets his revenge on James Farrell here tonight…

Rhino:These two men gave it whatever they could and Alan Matthews gets the job done…

Mark:Hes gotten his revenge on James Farrell… Is CM Punk Next? We shall see! We will see you at Extreme Bowl! Good Night Everyone!

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