Nightmare on EWA Boulevard 2014
Mark:We are live in Dallas, Texas… This is NIGHTMARE on EWA Boulevard!
Rhino:Oh man the first big event of 2014… This should be a hell of a night…
Mark:It is shaping up to be an interesting night that is for damn sure as tonight we have two huge exciting matches that will sure get people talking Rhino…
Rhino:Oh yes we do…
Mark:Our first of two huge matches which will be starting off tonights show is for the EWA Total Impact Championship when Scott Steiner defends the EWA Total Impact Championship against Subway…
Rhino:Subway is looking to regain what he once held and thats the EWA Total Impact Championship… While on the other hand you have Scott Steiner who is looking to make a statement that his time is now and that Subway’s time is up…
Mark:It should be an intense show down considering what happened the last time the two men squared off…
Rhino:That is for damn sure…
Mark:Our big main event this evening is going to feature Damien Sandow challenging Omega for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Damien Sandow lost the EWA World Heavyweight Championship back at New Years Evil and now he is looking to regain the title when he takes out Omega…
Mark:Omega is looking to keep his reign as champion in tact as he has been under pressure to prove that it wasnt a one month hot streak for him…
Rhino:He waited a long time to win the championship and he hopes he can leave this building tonight as EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:The X Factor in this match up is Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:This is true…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace will be the Special Guest Referee in this showdown… So we will see what role he will play… If he plays any role in the outcome…
Rhino:I dont think he cares who walks out of Nightmare on EWA Boulevard as EWA World Heavyweight Champion… He just wants the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:This is very true… Anything can happen tonight… So lets get to the ring and start the night off right with the EWA Total Impact Championship on the line…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Scott Steiner vs Subway
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Wildwood, New Jersey… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Detroit, Michigan… Weighing in at 276 Pounds…The EWA Total Impact Champion… SCOTT STEINER!
(“Holla If Ya Hear Me” plays as Scott Steiner enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this battle is underway…Subway strikes Scott Steiner and nails him with hard shots…
Rhino:He is laying in the shots…
Mark:Subway knocks Scott Steiner back in to the ropes… Subway comes charging in with a big forearm shot and it knocks Scott Steiner over the top rope…
Rhino:Scott Steiner lands on the apron…
Mark:Subway charges at Scott Steiner again… Scott Steiner drives his shoulder right in to the midsection of Subway stopping his momentum…
Rhino:Nice move…
Mark:Scott Steiner grabs ahold of Subway and gives him a suplex… Subway lands on the ring apron…
Rhino:They are trading a couple of shots…
Mark:Scott Steiner grabs a hold of Subway and tosses him off the ring apron right down on to the guard rail…
Rhino:Subway hit the guardrail hard…
Mark:Scott Steiner now goes after Subway and scoops him up and drops him throat first on the steel guard rail…
Rhino:He isnt done…
Mark:One more time he drops Subway right across the top of the steel…
Rhino:Subway is holding on to his face right now…
Mark:Scott Steiner now picks up the former EWA Total Impact Champion and drags him closer to the entrance ramp…
Rhino:What is he going to do with him here?
Mark:Scott Steiner hooks up Subway and nails him with a suplex right down on to the steel…
Rhino:Scott Steiner was proud of himself after that move…
Mark:Subway is now crawling up the ramp right now…
Rhino:He is trying to get himself together…
Mark:Subway is getting up on to his feet and Scott Steiner charges and nails him with a hard clothesline…
Rhino:Subway is in trouble here…
Mark:Scott Steiner picks him back up… Press Slam and he drops him right down on to the steel…
Rhino:Subway just clutched his ribs…
Mark:He landed hard on the steel…
Rhino:Scott Steiner is taunting the fans here in Dallas…
Mark:Scott Steiner is looking around right now…
Rhino:He looks like has something in mind…
Mark:Subway is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He is getting up slowly…
Mark:Scott Steiner nails him with a couple of hard shots right across the back…
Rhino:He just hammered him back down to the ground…
Mark:Scott Steiner is now pulling Subway back up on to his feet…
Rhino:This is bad news for Subway…
Mark:Scott Steiner has him up in the air…
Rhino:He is not going to do this…
Mark:Subway rakes the eyes and gets out of the grips of Scott Steiner…
Rhino:Scott Steiner was looking to press slam him off the stage…
Mark:Scott Steiner turns around and Subway nails him with a couple of hard shots right to the face… DDT!
Rhino:He drove him face first right in to the steel…
Mark:Scott Steiner is now getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Subway is waiting for him…
Mark:Subway grabs Scott Steiner and he whips him right in to the set…
Rhino:That had to hurt…
Mark:Scott Steiner is staggering around dazed…
Rhino:Here comes Subway…
Mark:Running Bulldog!
Rhino:He drove him right down in to the steel…
Mark:Subway is looking to change the momentum of this match up…
Rhino:Scott Steiner is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Scott Steiner is up on his feet…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Subway charges! Subway tackles Scott Steiner and drives him off the stage!
Rhino:Both men just went crashing through the table sitting below the stage…
Mark:Neither man is moving right now…
Rhino:The referee is checking on both men right now…
Mark:Subway risked his own body for the sake of trying to take out the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:He sure did…
Mark:Lets go back to the Extreme Replay presented by CBRadio.eWazone.com… As you can see the look of determination on the eyes of Subway he just tackled Scott Steiner right away and speared him off the stage and both men crashed down hard through that table…
Rhino:Im not sure which man took the harder fall…
Mark:Subway has made his way back up on to his feet…
Rhino:You can hear the fans excitement seeing that Subway is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway is pushing the officials away from Scott Steiner…
Rhino:Subway wants to win the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:That is very evident…
Rhino:What is he doing here?
Mark:Subway grabs Scott Steiner and is dragging him back down to ringside…
Rhino:He is going to finish this in the ring so he can walk out of this building tonight as the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:The fans in Dallas are behind Subway… Subway has Scott Steiner and he now whips him right in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Scott Steiner went shoulder first right in to those steps…
Mark:Subway is now moving the steps around…
Rhino:What is he going to do now?
Mark:Subway is grabbing a hold of the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:This could be it right here…
Mark:Subway hooks up Scott Steiner… PILEDRIVER! NO!
Rhino:Scott Steiner countered out of it with a low blow…
Mark:That was a pure as hell cheap shot right there by the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:It is legal in this match up…
Mark:Scott Steiner is now trying to gather himself right now…
Rhino:I dont think he has fully recovered after falling off the stage…
Mark:I dont think he has… As Scott Steiner is up on his feet…
Rhino:Subway is crawling around…
Mark:Scott Steiner grabs Subway and drives him right in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:Subway is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Scott Steiner charges and nails him with a shoulder block…
Rhino:That took him off of his feet…
Mark:Scott Steiner is now looking underneath the ring for something…
Rhino:He has something in mind right here…
Mark:Scott Steiner just pulled out a table…
Rhino:Business is picking up right here…
Mark:Scott Steiner has the table opened up…
Rhino:Subway is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Scott Steiner is now hooking up his challenger…
Rhino:He is looking to put him away right here and now…
Mark:Scott Steiner hooks him up… POWERBOMB! NO! DDT! THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:What a counter by Subway!
Mark:Subway just saved himself by giving the DDT to Scott Steiner through the table…
Rhino:Subway is down and so is Scott Steiner…
Mark:Subway is using the ring apron to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Subway is climbing up on the side of the ring…
Mark:Scott Steiner is still laying in the pieces of the broken table…
Rhino:Subway just grabbed a piece of the broken table…
Mark:Incoming! Subway dives off the ring apron with a piece of the broken table and drives it right in to the face of the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:That was one way to use a piece of a table…
Mark:I dont think anyone was expecting to see that from Subway…
Rhino:I dont think they were Mark…
Mark:Subway is now pulling Scott Steiner back up on to his feet and is throwing him in to the ring…
Rhino:Subway is looking to finish off Scott Steiner right now…
Mark:Subway is looking underneath the ring and he has found himself the barbed wire 2×4…
Rhino:We are now in the wheel house of the X-Core Soldier…
Mark:Scott Steiner is trying to get up on to his feet…
Rhino:Subway is lining him up…
Mark:Subway charges… Scott Steiner ducks and knocks the Barbed Wire 2×4 out of the hands of Subway…
Rhino:Did you hear the fans boo?
Mark:I sure did… Scott Steiner kicks Subway in the midsection… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Scott Steiner is doing what he can to protect himself and he sure did by getting out of the way of the Barbed Wire 2×4 Shot…
Mark:Scott Steiner is now on the outside of the ring and is bringing a steel chair in to this match up…
Rhino:He is looking to do damage the old fashion way with a steel chair…
Mark:Subway gets his feet and Scott Steiner nails Subway right across the back with the steel chair…
Rhino:That hurt…
Mark:Scott Steiner isnt done as he loads up and nails him once again right across the back with the steel chair!
Rhino:Those are some hard chair shots right there…
Mark:Scott Steiner now takes the point of the chair and drives it right in to the small of the back of his challenger…
Rhino:You can see the pain on the face of Subway after feeling that chair shot…
Mark:Subway is trying to get to his feet…
Rhino:Subway knows if he stays on the ground he could be knocked out and lose this chance to regain the EWA Total Impact Championship….
Mark:Scott Steiner with the chair and nails Subway right in the head!
Rhino:Subway looks to be done for after that chair shot…
Mark:Scott Steiner is telling the referee to call for the bell…
Rhino:The referee is saying no…
Mark:Scott Steiner is yelling at the referee…
Rhino:He is screaming that Subway is knocked out…
Mark:Subway isnt knocked out…He is starting to move…
Rhino:Scott Steiner thought he was done for…
Mark:Scott Steiner picks back up the steel chair… Scott Steiner swings… Subway ducks the chair shot…
Rhino:Subway has the chair…
Mark:Subway nails Scott Steiner right in the face with the steel chair!
Rhino:That was a hard shot with the steel chair…
Mark:Subway is now returning the favor as he nailing Scott Steiner with repeated shots across the back with the steel chair…
Rhino:He is just laying those shots in right now…
Mark:Scott Steiner is rolling around in pain right now…
Rhino:Subway is now wedging the steel chair in between the turnbuckles…
Mark:Scott Steiner is getting to his feet…
Rhino:Subway has something in mind right here and now…
Mark:Subway grabs Scott Steiner and throws him head first in to the steel chair…
Rhino:That has to be a knock out shot…
Mark:Scott Steiner is staggering backwards out of the corner…
Rhino:He looks really dazed…
Mark:Subway hooks him up… Double Arm DDT!
Rhino:He planted him with that DDT!
Mark:Subway goes right for it… Crossface!
Rhino:Subway knows he has to make him tap out if he is going to want to win the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:He is going to try and make him pass out from the pain…
Rhino:He is pulling back hard on the head and neck of Scott Steiner…
Mark:Scott Steiner is trying to fight through the pain…
Rhino:The referee is asking him if he wants to give it up…
Mark:Scott Steiner is telling the referee no…
Rhino:He is trying to fight his way to the ropes…
Mark:Subway continues to pull back hard on the neck of Scott Steiner…
Rhino:You can see the pain on his face…
Mark:Scott Steiner looks like he wants to tap out…
Rhino:He looks very close to doing so…
Mark:Subway trying to make it so he taps out… But Scott Steiner gets to the ropes…
Rhino:Subway looked to be a half a second or two to becoming the next EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Scott Steiner is trying to use the ropes to get back up…
Rhino:Subway has him lined up…
Mark:Scott Steiner staggers around… SUBLINE!
Rhino:Subway hit it…
Mark:We are about to crown a new EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:The referee is checking on Scott Steiner…
Mark:I think he is out cold…
Rhino:Scott Steiner is moving a bit…
Mark:The referee says he can continue…
Rhino:Subway is picking back up the Barbed Wire 2×4…
Mark:This is going to be the end right here…
Rhino:Oh No… What is he doing?
Mark:Subway just lit the Barbed Wire 2×4 on Fire!
Rhino:Oh My God!
Mark:Scott Steiner is getting to his feet…
Rhino:This wont be good for Scott Steiner…
Mark:Subway charges…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Steiner ducks…
Rhino:Steiner grabs the Flaming Barbed Wire 2×4…
Mark:Subway turns around… FLAMING BARBED WIRE 2×4 RIGHT TO THE FACE OF SUBWAY!
Rhino:Holy Shit!
Mark:Subway is rolling around in pain…
Rhino:He just basically took a fire ball right to the face…
Mark:Scott Steiner quickly gets on top of Subway… STEINER RECLINER!
Rhino:Scott Steiner has it locked in…
Mark:The referee is asking Subway if he wants to give it up… Subway shakes his head yes… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion… SCOTT STEINER!
Rhino:Scott Steiner just retained the EWA Total Impact Championship in a hard fought battle with Subway…
Mark:We have medical officials coming out to check on Subway…
Rhino:Subway had no choice but to give up…
Mark:His face was burning…
Rhino:Officials have put a towel on the face of Subway and are helping him to the back…
Mark:It looks like he will have a couple of new hardcore stories to tell his kids one day…
Rhino:Thats for damn sure…
Mark:Still to come if that wasnt crazy enough we have Omega and Damien Sandow for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… But we now go backstage to our newest colleague Renee Young…
(The camera cuts to the back where Renee Young is seen with a mic. She immediately walks up to a guy leaning against a wall with his head down and back to the camera, for an interview. She taps him on the shoulder.
Renee:Excuse me, Dean?
(The guy ignores her and starts to hum to himself.)
Renee:Um, Dean?
(The guy continues to ignore her.)
Renee:Maybe I should uh…
(The guy grabs Renee by the back of her head and pulls it in close to his. He stares deep into her eyes as they stand forehead to forehead.)
Dean:WHAT?!!!
Renee:I uh just…
Dean: WHAT?!!! WHAT IS IT?!
Renee:I just wanted to ask you a few questions.
(Dean pushes her away.)
Dean:Can’t you see I’m busy here? Can’t you see I have a match to get ready for?
Renee:Um, Dean, you just signed a contract, like, not even a few moments ago. You’re not booked yet.”
Dean:Yeah, I did. I did just like you asked. I did what everyone wanted. I signed a contract to be here in the… The…
Renee:Extreme Wrestling Alliance?
Dean:Ah yeah, the Extreme Wrestling Alliance. What a fitting place for a person like me. I know a thing or two about extreme. Like when I was 7 and my dad didn’t like how dry thanksgiving dinner was, so he picked up a serving tray and bashed my mother in the face with it… A little extreme huh?… Or when my sister was getting picked on by one of her classmates for the glasses she wore, so she broke a bottle over her head and damn near cut that bitches throat?… Just a a tad extreme don’t you think?
Renee:Oh my god, that’s horrible.
Dean:Oh don’t worry Renee. It is Renee right?
Renee:Yes.
(Dean puts his arm around Renee and pulls her in close to him. She is obviously uncomfortable as she’s trying to pull away but Dean keeps her close.)
Dean:Hmm, you smell good Renee. Like the inside of my moms purse. I like it. Its like a hint of peppermint, with a whole lot of menthol cigarettes. My mom used to keep Tootsie Rolls in there. Relax a bit. You’re scared I can see. I kind of like that too. The little tremble that you’re trying so desperately to hide. I can see where my reputation proceeds me. It always does and always did. Extreme? You don’t even know the meaning of the word. You think those things that happened in my past, Renee, was extreme? Well the door are about to get blown right off this place then, because you haven’t seen a damn thing yet!
(Dean grabs the microphone from Renee.)
Dean:See the thing is, I’m not a very normal guy. No no. See the thing is, I am very strange. Well you if you’ve seen the things I have then you’d be a little strange too. Or a lottle strange? Is that a word? The opposite of little bit! You’d probably be damn near useless! Tied up in a padded room if you lived one day in my life! But not me…
(Renee starts to try to back away from Dean Ambrose. Dean lets her back off a bit before pulling her right back in. He starts to run his fingers through her hair.)
Dean:You see I’m a fighter. A warrior. I may not be best at hammerlocks. I’m a little baffled at the point of a collar and elbow tie up. I may not be able to do a Sharpshooter like Bret the Hitman Hart!… But I know I’m great at one thing. The thing I have done my entire life. Every day growing up. I damn sure know how to fight. I may not be the best “rassler”. But I damn sure know how to split someone’s head wide open. I damn sure know how to make sure that that person never fucks with me again after I’m done!
(Renee starts pulling away again. Dean pushes her back against the wall.)
Dean:So I’m sorry dear. What was it you wanted to ask me again?
Renee:N-n-n-noth…
Dean:BULLSHIT!!!
(A horrified expression overcomes Renee’s face.)
Dean:You stood right in this spot, while I was standing here minding my own damn business… And you said you had questions for me? What are they?
Renee:I-I-I
Dean:WHAT IS IT?!!!
Renee:…..
(Renee breaks down and starts to whimper a bit.)
Dean:Oh no. Not that. Anything but that.
(Ambrose shows a look of concern for Renee. He lowers himself to her line of sight with the same sympathetic look.)
Dean:STOP IT!!!!
(She leans away from Dean in fear and tries to muffle her cries.)
Dean:That’s better. You’re really beautiful Renee you know that. Like my high school sweet heart.
Renee:Th-th-th-thanks.
Dean:I would buy her flowers all the time. Not just on occasions like most guys do. Nah, all the time. Like 7 days a week. I told her I loved her every chance I could… And you know what she did for me?
(Renee shakes her head no.)
Dean: SHE CHEATED ON ME WITH MY BROTHER!!!… You see it was right then and there. I learned that no matter what you do for another person. No matter how much you cherish their company. No matter how much you let them know what they mean to you. They will always figure out a way to stab you in the back. That’s why I live my life, for me. No one else. Me. I make my own rules. I break my own rules. I march to the beat of my own drum. Then I take that drum and I bash it over someone’s head! I’m weird like that. I like weird things. I like to feel pain. It lets me know I’m still alive. I like that. I like to feel alive. You see, nobody ever had much expectations from me. Hell, most said I wouldn’t amount to anything. They said I couldn’t wrestle. I did. They said I’d never be champion. I was. They said I’d never be a star. Well I don’t know if I want to be a so called star. I don’t know how that fits into my plans but I damn sure know that I have made it to the top of every company I have ever worked for. So would that make me a star?… Yeah I think so… When I go out to that ring! Whether you hear boos or cheers! It doesn’t matter… Because you know as well as I do, that every single person in that arena, every single person watching at home, everyone who’s ever had the slightest bit of interest in this business…. Knows the name… Dean… Ambrose… Believe.
(Dean Ambrose drops the mic in front of Renee and walks off camera. The camera stays on Renee. She starts whimpering a bit and starts to cry again. With her back still against the wall from before she slides down the wall to the floor and sits there with her face in her hands crying. The camera fades as we go back to ringside)
Mark:That was very uncomfortable…
Rhino:Yes it was…
Mark:Lets get back to the ring…
Lone Jobber vs Calvin Lumas
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Cameron, North Carolina… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… CALVIN LUMAS!
(“Ultranumb” plays as Calvin Lumas enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… THE ULTIMATE JOBBER!
(“Unstable” plays as Ultimate Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Its The Ultimate Jobber!
Rhino:Thats a new name…
Mark:Calvin Lumas goes right after Ultimate Jobber…
Rhino:That is having no effect on it Ultimate Jobber… Who for some reason… His face paint is a Jewish Star…
Mark:Thats truly fitting for the Ultimate Jobber…Calvin Lumas kicks Ultimate Jobber right in the midsection… DDT!
Rhino:Ultimate Jobber gets right back up…
Mark:Look at Ultimate Jobber just high step in place… Calvin Lumas goes for a right hand… Ultimate Jobber blocks and nails Calvin Lumas with right hands…
Rhino:Ultimate Jobber is just laying in the shots…
Mark:Ultimate Jobber comes off the ropes… Flying Shoulder Tackle!
Rhino:Calvin Lumas gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Calvin Lumas turns around and gets nailed again with a Flying Shoulder Tackle!
Rhino:Calvin Lumas is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Ultimate Jobber lifts him up… Press Slam!
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:Big Splash! By Ultimate Jobber! Who goes for the cover 1………………2………..3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ULTIMATE JOBBER!
Rhino:That was different…
Mark:The Ultimate Jobber picks up a big win tonight…
Rhino:I guess you can call it big…
Mark:Can The Ultimate Jobber win the Extreme Bowl? We will find out the next time we are live on Pay Per View… As we now get set for…
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H walks out in to the arena…)
Mark:I guess we arent going to our next contest…
Rhino:No we arent…
Mark:As we now are being joined by the EWA Commissioner Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H looks like he has stuff to get off his chest…
HHH:A couple of weeks ago I sat down with Kent Richardson to discuss the stage of affairs with in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance and I announced that on February 28th, 2014 we will be presenting the Extreme Bowl… Which is our annual tradition of allowing EWA Superstars to compete inside the Triple Tier Cage… And this year like it has been the last few years the EWA World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line in the Triple Tier Cage…And you see I came out here and told everyone that I was going to make that match big… I was going to do whatever I can to make that match a match that will get everyone talking…And that is exactly what I was trying to do… With Big Daddy Ace and Lone Jobber already involved in this match up… Along with the winner of tonights World Title Match being added… This match up needed something more… This match up needed a guy who was going to do whatever it took to bring down the house… This match up needed someone who quite frankly is one of the greatest of all time… This match up needed… William McConnell… But so far I have not heard a word from William McConnell… No Emails… No written letters… No Phone Calls… No instant messages… No Skype Chats… No Video Chats… No google hangouts… No Snap Chats… No Facebook Messages… Nothing… Not even a tweet…Nothing… William McConnell has been been silent and I am getting tired of waiting… Im getting tired of waiting for William McConnell to respond to something… So here is what I am going to do…
(“Boy Toy” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Wait a minute? Could it be?
Mark:Yes It is! Its Shawn Michaels!
Rhino:Listen to the crowd goes crazy for the Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:We havent seen Shawn Michaels in almost ten months here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Rhino:But why is he here?
Mark:Triple H looks to be surprised to see Shawn Michaels here…
Rhino:We havent heard much mention of Shawn Michaels in a long time… Especially since Triple H took control of things here in the EWA…
HHH:Hey Shawn… Whats up?
Crowd:HBK…HBK…HBK!
HBK:Whats up Hunter? Its been a little while since you and I have seen each other…
HHH:Yeah, how have you been? You are looking in good shape…
HBK:Well you know me… Been hanging out at the ranch… You know that whole thing…
HHH:How are the kids?
HBK:The kids are good…
HHH:What brings you to Dallas?
HBK:Well this is Texas… This is my home state and well… I figured I would pop by and say hi to a few people…
HHH:Well thats good… Glad you were able to do that…
HBK:It was nice catching up with guys and well… I was trying to get a hold of you before the show started but every time I came by… You werent in your office… Your assistant told me you were in meetings…
HHH:Yeah its been a busy day… Like today has been so long its felt like more like 18 days rather than just one day… Thats how busy things have been for me today…
HBK:Well that makes sense… By the way… Since when did you get an assistant?
HHH:He just sorta showed up one day and never left…
HBK:Right… I guess thats sorta how things go these days… One minute something happens and then bam it just snow balls from there…
HHH:Pretty much…
HBK:I heard you talking a minute ago about not returning Phone Calls or tweets or whatever…
HHH:Yeah I havent heard anything from William McConnell and I was about to address that…
HBK:Well thats what I wanted to come out here… Speaking of not returning Phone Calls… Thats sorta whats been going on with you…
(Crowd Boos)
HHH:What do you mean? I always return phone calls…
HBK:You always return phone calls… Except mine…
(Crowd Boos Louder)
HHH:Well… I just…
HBK:I know… I know… You are a busy busy man… You are the EWA Commissioner now and you have all of these responsibilities…
HHH:You know how it is…
HBK:I know exactly how it is… Once you put on that power suit… You just sorta forget things sometimes…
HHH:Well… Yea…
HBK:And I get that and what not… But heres the thing Hunter… If I remember correctly… You and I are the EWA Commissioner… Or I should say… We WERE the EWA Commissioner together…
HHH:You just said it yourself Shawn… You have been busy as that ranch…
HBK:Right I have been at the ranch… Taking care of my kids… Being Dad… But a couple of months ago I got a package in the mail saying that basically I am no longer EWA Commissioner and that you were taking over full time responsibilities and duties as the day to day commissioner of the EWA…
HHH:Well I just…
HBK:You just… Now I got this package a couple of months ago in the mail…But it was dated for back in September….
(Crowd Boos)
HBK:I got this package in December…
HHH:Um…Well you know how the mail service is with all the Holidays and whatnot… Things get backed up…
HBK:Now when I got this package I called you and you didnt return my calls… So I tried booking a flight to come see you in the offices… But you know as luck would have it… My tickets got unbooked… My flights got changed… I tried coming to the shows and well… My flights were changed… Because someone didnt want me here…
HHH:You are always welcomed here Shawn…
HBK:Really? I talked to your wife and she told me that you…
HHH:Leave my wife out of this Shawn…
HBK:Fine… But you knew I was coming tonight didnt you?
HHH:I had no idea…
HBK:Dont lie to me Hunter… You knew I was coming… I spoke to your wife and she told you I was coming… So here I am!
Crowd:HBK…HBK…HBK!
HBK:Now for the reason WHY I am here Hunter… You are so focused on trying to get William McConnell back… You are so focused on that… You are forgetting about another guy who has done everything in this company… You have forgotten about one of the greatest champions of ALL TIME… You have forgotten about… ME!
Crowd:HBK…HBK…HBK!
HBK:And you see Hunter… While I may not be the Commissioner anymore… I do still know how to pull some strings… And well… You are going to like this one…Because as you said… You wanna make this one of the biggest matches in EWA History… As you have Big Daddy Ace… You have Lone Jobber… You may or may not have William McConnell… But the one thing you will have… Is… H…B…K!
Rhino:Holy Crap!
Mark:Shawn Michaels is in the Extreme Bowl?!?
HBK:Thats right… The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels has ENTERED the Extreme Bowl!
Rhino:This is Huge…
Mark:Triple H didnt look happy…
HBK:Are you okay with this… Boss?
HHH:You havent wrestled in a long time… Are you sure you wanna do this?
HBK:You said it yourself… I look good… And you better believe it… I WANT THIS!
HHH:Well if thats what you want… Then you got it!
HBK:Im glad you see things my way Hunter… Because if you didnt… Just because we are boys… I would have had to knock your teeth down your throat!
Crowd:HBK…HBK…HBK!
HHH:Well there you have it… Shawn Michaels in the EXTREME BOWL! And if your not down with that… Shawn has two words for ya…
HBK:SUCK IT!
(“Break It Down” plays as Shawn Michaels and Triple H leave the ring…)
Rhino:You could tell that Triple H wasnt too happy about this…
Mark:No I dont think he was… As those two may be friends… But right now they dont look to be on the same page at all… Lets get to the ring for our main event…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match
Special Referee-Big Daddy Ace
Omega(c) vs Damien Sandow
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Special Guest Referee…BIG DADDY ACE!
(“Absolute Zero” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now introducing the participants… First… From Palo Alto, California… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… DAMIEN SANDOW!
(“Aleluya De El Mesias” plays as Damien Sandow enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Washington, DC… Weighing in at 444 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…OMEGA!
(“Hail Mary” plays as Omega enters the arena…)
Mark:Damien Sandow jumps the EWA World Heavyweight Champion on the ramp…
Rhino:He saw his opportunity and is taking advantage of it…
Mark:Damien Sandow threw his shirt in the face of Omega and went on the attack…
Rhino:Damien Sandow just ripped the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Belt off of Omega…
Mark:Damien Sandow with the belt… Omega turns around and Damien Sandow nails the EWA World Heavyweight Champion right in the face with the belt…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is shouting that this is my belt… This is my belt…
Mark:Damien Sandow still has the title belt and he nails Omega right across the face with the championship one more time…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace needs to get control of this situation…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace just took the belt away from Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Damien Sandow just said how dare you…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is telling Damien Sandow to get it in the ring…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is yelling back at him saying he will do whatever he wants…
Mark:Damien Sandow now has a steel chair…
Rhino:This match hasnt officially started so this is all legal…
Mark:Omega gets up and gets nailed right in the head with the steel chair…
Rhino:You have to wonder if Damien Sandow would be getting away with this if there was a normal referee in charge…
Mark:Damien Sandow is now dragging Omega down to ringside…
Rhino:He is getting him in the ring…
Mark:Damien Sandow is saying ring the bell and Big Daddy Ace does… Damien Sandow hooks up Omega… TERMINUS!
Rhino:Damien Sandow hit it…
Mark:Damien Sandow covers Omega as Big Daddy Ace makes the count 1……………..2……………3……..NO!
Rhino:Omega kicked out…
Mark:Damien Sandow is livid…
Rhino:He is flipping out on Big Daddy Ace right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is telling him it was only two…
Rhino:Damien Sandow thought it was going to be three…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is telling Damien Sandow to go back and focus on Omega…
Rhino:Omega is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow clips the legs right out from underneath Omega…
Rhino:That was smart of Damien Sandow…
Mark:Damien Sandow though is going to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:He is bringing a steel chair in to the ring…
Mark:Damien Sandow is looking to knock out Omega with the steel chair…
Rhino:I dont think Big Daddy Ace is going to allow that to happen…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace grabs the chair from Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Damien Sandow doesnt like that…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is tossing the chair out of the ring…
Rhino:Sandow has brass knuckles…
Mark:BIG RIGHT HAND! To Omega with the Brass Knuckles!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace didnt see the brass knuckles…
Mark:Omega looks to be out cold… Damien Sandow covers Omega 1…………………..2………………3……..NO!
Rhino:Omega kicked out again…
Mark:Damien Sandow can not believe it…
Rhino:Damien Sandow just asked Big Daddy Ace if he knows how to count to three…
Mark:Damien Sandow is now for some reason going to the top rope…
Rhino:It looks like Damien Sandow is going to try something high risk…
Mark:He just said watch this… BIG SPLASH! NO!
Rhino:Omega moved out of the way…
Mark:Damien Sandow tried something we arent used to seeing and it didnt work for him…
Rhino:Omega is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow is staggering up on to his feet… Omega nails Damien Sandow with a couple big haymakers…
Rhino:He caught him good….
Mark:Big Chop right across the chest of Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Owwww!
Mark:Omega now grabs Damien Sandow and lifts him up in the air… Press Slam in to a Back Breaker!
Rhino:Nice combination right there!
Mark:Damien Sandow is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Omega is waiting for him…
Mark:Omega lifts him up on his shoulder… Running Powerslam! Omega goes for the cover 1……………..2……… Kickout by Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is rolling out of the ring…
Mark:He is trying to get away from Omega…
Rhino:Omega is following him out of the ring…
Mark:Damien Sandow is trying to walk up the ramp and Omega grabs him by the hair…
Rhino:What is going to do with Damien Sandow?
Mark:Omega lifts up Damien Sandow… Press Slam! IN TO THE CROWD!
Rhino:Someone catch Damien!
Mark:Damien Sandow is being crowd surfed around the building right now…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is telling the crowd to let him down…
Mark:The fans are having fun…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is having a good laugh at this right now…
Mark:Damien Sandow is surfed back to ringside and Omega grabs him by the throat… Chokeslam!
Rhino:He drove him hard right in to the ground…
Mark:Omega now rolls Damien Sandow back in to the ring…
Rhino:Omega climbs back in to the ring…
Mark:Omega picks up Damien Sandow… F5!
Rhino:Damien Sandow looks to be out of it…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace makes the count as Omega goes for the cover 1………………2………………3…NO!
Rhino:Damien Sandow got his shoulder up…
Mark:Close nearfall right there…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Omega whips Damien Sandow in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Omega…
Mark:Big Splash! No!
Rhino:Damien Sandow moved out of the way…
Mark:School Boy! 1………………..2…………….3……NO! Omega kicks out…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Omega is back up on to his feet… Damien Sandow charges at Omega and walks right in to a Big Boot!
Rhino:Down goes Damien Sandow…
Mark:Omega is now putting Damien Sandow up on the top rope…
Rhino:This wont be good for Damien Sandow…
Mark:Omega hooks up Damien Sandow… SUPERPLEX! NO!
Rhino:Damien Sandow blocks it…
Mark:He just poked Omega in the bad eye and headbutts him off the top rope…
Rhino:Omega hit the canvas hard…
Mark:Damien Sandow is back up on the top rope… ELBOW DROP! Connects!
Rhino:That time high risk paid off for Damien Sandow…
Mark:Damien Sandow covers Omega 1………………..2………….3………..NO!
Rhino:Omega got his shoulder up…
Mark:We were close to having a new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Omega is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow has something in mind for Omega… Corkscrew Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Omega is in trouble after that…
Mark:Damien Sandow covers Omega again 1………………..2……………..3…….NO!
Rhino:Omega kicks out again…
Mark:Damien Sandow is starting to get frustrated again…
Rhino:He is yelling more in the direction of Big Daddy Ace again…
Mark:Damien Sandow hooks up Omega… YOU’RE WELCOME! NO!
Rhino:Omega blocks it…
Mark:Omega shoves Damien Sandow in to the ropes… Damien Sandow comes off the ropes… Swinging Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:He planted Damien Sandow right there…
Mark:Omega covers Damien Sandow 1………………….2……………………3………..NO!
Rhino:Another close nearfall right there…
Mark:Omega thought he had him…
Rhino:I am impressed by Big Daddy Ace calling this match up down the middle…
Mark:Omega is now looking to put Damien Sandow away once and for all right here and now…
Rhino:The former EWA World Heavyweight Champion staggers up on to his feet…
Mark:Omega hooks him up… SCREWDRIVER!
Rhino:Thats it…
Mark:Omega hooks the leg 1………………..2……………….3…………… ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Damien Sandow got his other foot on the rope…
Mark:Omega is now looking for something else that will put Damien Sandow away…
Rhino:Not many people kick out of the Screwdriver…
Mark:I wouldnt say he kicked out…
Rhino:Good point…
Mark:Omega is now setting up Damien Sandow… OMEGA DRIVER! NO!
Rhino:Damien Sandow is able to escape out it…
Mark:Omega spins around and just took a kick right to the side of the head…
Rhino:That knocked him silly…
Mark:DDT!
Rhino:Nice DDT there by Damien Sandow…
Mark:Damien Sandow covers Omega again as Big Daddy Ace makes the count 1…………………2…………….3………NO!
Rhino:Omega kicked out again…
Mark:Omega is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is setting him up…
Mark:German Suplex! With a Bridge! 1…………………..2………………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Cham…
Rhino:What is Big Daddy Ace doing?
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is telling the PA Announcer something…
Rhino:What is he saying?
Mark:I cant hear him…
Rhino:Well get closer…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace just grabbed the EWA World Heavyweight Championship belt and is leaving through the crowd with the title…
Rhino:Where is he going?
Mark:Why is he taking the belt?
Rhino:Triple H is storming to the ring…
Pa Announcer:The official in charge has ruled that both men’s shoulders were down on the canvas, there fore there is NO WINNER!
Rhino:Wait What?
Mark:Thats why Big Daddy Ace just took the title belt…
Rhino:Triple H doesnt look happy…
Mark:Neither are the men in the ring…
Rhino:The question is… Who is the champion?
Mark:I dont know… This just makes the Extreme Bowl… That much Bigger! Good Night Everyone!