Sabotage 2014
Mark:Welcome everyone to Green Bay, Wisconsin… Welcome to Sabotage!
Rhino:Oh man this is going to be an interesting night Mark…
Mark:Oh yes it will be… As in our Main Event this evening it will be for the first time in years The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels defending the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… And he will be defending against a former EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Damien Sandow never was pinned to lose the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at the end of the year…
Mark:He continues to remind us of that fact as well…
Rhino:Oh yes he does…
Mark:Which leads to the question of… Can Damien Sandow end Shawn Michaels title reign before he gets out of the blocks?
Rhino:We all know the talent of Damien Sandow… But we know the talent of Shawn Michaels as well… If Shawn Michaels were to lose tonight… He may have to question himself going forward…
Mark:You can never count out Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Oh no you cant…
Mark:Especially Rhino when the EWA World Heavyweight Championship is on the line…
Rhino:Thats for damn sure…
Mark:We are going to see if Shawn Michaels can continue to ride the momentum he started at the Extreme Bowl…
Rhino:I have a feeling we are going to see a match up we will remember for a long time…
Mark:This is probably very true…
Rhino:I cant wait…
Mark:Neither can I… But thats our Main Event… There is so much we will be needing to get to tonight as well…
Rhino:Oh yes there is…
Mark:So lets stop wasting any more time and get to our opening contest here at Sabotage…
Omega vs Brock Lesnar vs Colt Cabana
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Washington, DC… Weighing in at 444 Pounds…OMEGA!
(“Hail Mary” plays as Omega enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Minneapolis, Minnesota… Weighing in at 286 Pounds… BROCK LESNAR!
(“Next Big Thing” plays as Brock Lesnar enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their Opponent…
Rhino:They arent waiting for any opponent…
Mark:Omega went right after Brock Lesnar on the entrance ramp…
Rhino:Someone has pissed off Omega…
Mark:Omega nails Brock Lesnar with straight right hands…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is fighting back…
Mark:Brock Lesnar just caught Omega with a hard shot right underneath the jaw…
Rhino:That rocked Omega…
Mark:Brock Lesnar now charges and drives Omega in to the ring post…
Rhino:Omega just went hard back first in to the ring post…
Mark:Brock Lesnar isnt done… As Brock Lesnar drives him one more time in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:He has the big man dazed…
Mark:Omega gets rolled back in to the ring by Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:Omega is right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Brock Lesnar charges and drives him back in to the corner…
Rhino:Omega came out the aggressor but its Brock Lesnar who hasnt taken control of this match up…
Mark:Colt Cabana I think is doing the right thing and is staying out of this one…
Rhino:I would agree with you there…
Mark:Brock Lesnar drives his shoulder repeatedly in to the midsection of Omega…
Rhino:He is trying to knock the wind right out of Omega…
Mark:Brock Lesnar now whips Omega off in to the farside corner… Brock Lesnar charges in… Omega gets his boots up…
Rhino:Brock is dazed….
Mark:Omega now comes out of the corner and nails Brock Lesnar with a running clothesline!
Rhino:That spun Brock Lesnar inside out with the velocity of that clothesline…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Omega has hits wits about him again…
Mark:Omega lifts him up in the air… Press Slam!
Rhino:Brock Lesnar just went crashing in to the canvas…
Mark:Brock Lesnar tries to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Omega has him lined up…
Mark:Omega picks up Brock Lesnar… Chokeslam!
Rhino:He just drove him right in to the canvas…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:You can see Omega is enjoying laying in this beating on Brock Lesnar right now…
Mark:Brock Lesnar turns around… SPEAR!
Rhino:Omega is in complete control of Brock Lesnar…
Mark:Right now Omega is making a statement to the entire EWA Locker Room…
Rhino:He is destroying Brock Lesnar… If I was anyone in that locker room… I would be worried right now…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is a legit athlete and he is being destroyed by Omega right now…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is staggering to his feet…
Mark:Omega hooks him up… FACE DUNK!
Rhino:Hell of a move right there by Omega driving Brock Lesnar right in to the canvas…
Mark:I think all the air has been taken out of the sails of Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:I would agree with you there Mark… I think at anytime Omega can put this match up away…
Mark:Omega is now looking to finish of Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:You can see that he has that look in his eyes…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is trying to get back up…
Rhino:He just looks to be out on his feet…
Mark:Omega hooks him up… OMEGA DRIVER!
Rhino:Thats it right there…
Mark:Omega has sealed the fate of Brock Lesnar as he hooks the leg 1…………………2…………..3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner OMEGA!
Rhino:Omega just dominated Brock Lesnar…
Mark:Brock Lesnar tried to attack the monster known as Omega but Omega rebounded and dominated ever since…
Rhino:That he did…
Mark:Omega is looking to get back in to the championship title picture here in the EWA and after that victory… Hes on his way to… As we now get set…
(“King of Kings” Plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:I was going to say we get set for our next contest… But I guess we are being joined by the EWA Commissioner Triple H…
HHH:Cut the damn music…
Crowd:Asshole…Asshole…Asshole!
HHH:I am an asshole for shutting off my own music… I can already tell its going to be one of those nights… Coming to this building tonight I had one agenda and that was to address the situation with Big Daddy Ace… And I will here in just a second… But as I was riding to the building this evening I was alerted by my staff that I needed to hear something and well… Subway… You really wanna start this game again? You wanna call me out… Well…. I have something to say to you…
Rhino:Subway did have some harsh words for Triple H…
Mark:Yes he did… Im surprised Triple H has kept his cool so far talking about him after what Subway had to say…
HHH: But first lets talk about Big Daddy Ace…As everyone saw I had Big Daddy Ace arrested… The reason I had Big Daddy Ace arrested was to teach that man a lesson… If you try and put your hands on me… You will suffer as a result of it… After doing some thinking I did not press any charges against Big Daddy Ace and he was released from jail that next morning… You see Ace… You needed a reminder that I RUN THIS SHOW… This is MY HOUSE… So if you think you are going to get away with jumping your boss and not suffering for it… You have another thing coming…
Rhino:You didnt need to have the man arrested…
Mark:He cant hear you…
Rhino:I know… But he will…
HHH:So Ace lets just say that was just your first warning… If you wanna pull another stunt like you did at the Extreme Bowl… When you attacked me unprovoked… Then well… We will have a SERIOUS problem on our hands…
Rhino:I think we already do…
HHH:Now as far as the next time you people will see Big Daddy Ace in this ring again… Well… That wont be happening anytime soon…
Crowd:Asshole…Asshole…Asshole!
HHH:You see Big Daddy Ace decided that he is bigger than this company and believes that no one else deserves the spotlight… So instead of giving him more of the spotlight… I am taking that spotlight away from him…That being said though… Big Daddy Ace will be reporting to work next week…
Rhino:I thought he just suspended him…
HHH:Just not as a wrestler… What your role next week will be Ace… Well… Just you wait… Because I have something in mind just for you Ace and trust me… I am going to make you earn that paycheck you need… Especially to support all of your outside habits…
Crowd:We Want Ace… We Want Ace… We Want Ace!
HHH:You want Ace… You will get him next week… For now… Since Big Daddy Ace wanted to HOG the spotlight from the rest of the roster… Lets put the spotlight on other people…Like Subway…
(Crowd Cheers)
HHH:Another one of these guys who want to go… Hey Look at Me…Look at me down here… I need some attention… Well guess what Subway… You got my attention… You want me to shoot… Lets shoot… Dont blame me for your faults… Dont blame me because of the fact that you cant be as “Extreme” as you once were… Dont blame me the fact that you have lost a step… Dont blame me for your faults… Thats the deal Subway… You can talk about this and that… But the fact is… This company is about doing whats best for everyone… Not everyone wants to jump off of steel cages through flaming barbed wire tables anymore… I have done it… You know I have done it… Me and you battled all around this damn country doing it… But thats a long time ago Subway… Its 2014… People change… But im sorry you are still stuck in your ways from back in the day… Im sorry you cant change with the times… But if you wanna go Extreme… DO IT… I dare you to Subway… I dare you to take things to an extreme level… Because if you do… You may not like how it turns out for you…
Crowd:Asshole…Asshole…Asshole!
HHH:Come on… Call me an asshole all you want… If you people knew what I deal with every single day of the week… You wouldnt be calling me an asshole… I am just doing whats best for each and everyone of you… And for every single person in that locker room…
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)(
Rhino:Its Subway!
Mark:Subway is coming down to the ring and he has a barbed wire bat…
Rhino:Triple H seems worried…
HHH:Oh look you wanna take me up on my offer… You wanna come out here and get all extreme dont you Subway…
Mark:Subway is smirking at Triple H right now…
HHH:Dont come any closer…
Rhino:Subway isnt listening to Triple H…
HHH:Subway… Dont you even…
Mark:Subway just lit the barbed wire bat on fire and is getting in the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is bailing…
Mark:Listen to the fans erupt…
Crowd:Subway… Subway… Subway!
Mark:I guess Triple H wasnt expecting Subway to come out here…
Rhino:But he did… And these people are excited for it…
Mark:It looks like Subway is about to become another headache for Triple H…
Rhino:Is a new era of Hardcore about to be upon us?
Mark:If Subway has his way… I think it is… I am being told Kent Richardson is trying to catch up with Triple H… Kent…
Kent:Triple H… Triple H…
HHH:What?
Kent:What was that?
HHH:You tell me what that was… Subway wants to bring back the extreme… Fine… Next Week… He will get exactly what he wants… He will be in a Hardcore Exhibition… Against the opponents of my choosing…
Kent:Hardcore Exhibition?
HHH:Yes… Hardcore Exhibition… If Subway wants to go Hardcore… He wants to go Extreme… Fine… He can bring anything he wants with him… But he just needs to realize… Whatever he brings… Can hurt him… Just as much as he can hurt others…
Kent:Well you guys heard it… Subway is in a Hardcore Exhibition against mystery opponents…
Rhino:Thats what I thought he said… He said opponents…
Mark:I wonder who Triple H is going to have lined up for Subway next week… But its time for the EWA Total Impact Championship Match here at Sabotage…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Scott Steiner(c) vs Dolph Ziggler
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Hollywood, Florida… Weighing in at 213 Pounds… DOLPH ZIGGLER!
(“Here to Show The World” plays as Dolph Ziggler enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Detroit, Michigan… Weighing in at 276 Pounds…The EWA Total Impact Champion… SCOTT STEINER!
(“Holla If Ya Hear Me” plays as Scott Steiner enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and here we go…
SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA… THE SHIELD!
(“Special Op” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Look out!
Mark:Here comes The Shield!
Rhino:But why?
Mark:There must be an injustice that needs to be settled…
Rhino:I guess so…
Mark:Scott Steiner and Dolph Ziggler are looking like they are having each others backs right now…
Rhino:The Shield have surrounded the ring right now…
Mark:Here We Go! The Shield is attacking Scott Steiner and Dolph Ziggler…
Rhino:You have Ambrose and Ziggler going at it…
Mark:Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins have Scott Steiner double teamed in the corner… Dean Ambrose just drove Dolph Ziggler head first in to the middle turnbuckle…
Rhino:Scott Steiner just got hit hard with a clothesline from Roman Reigns…
Mark:Headlock Driver! By Dean Ambrose…
Rhino:Ziggler is out…
Mark:SUPERMAN PUNCH! By Roman Reigns to Scott Steiner…
Rhino:The Shield isnt done…
Mark:The Shield has Dolph Ziggler… TRIPLE POWERBOMB!
Rhino:Dolph Ziggler is out…
Mark:Scott Steiner looks to be suffering the same fate right about now…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:TRIPLE POWERBOMB!
Rhino:Scott Steiner has been knocked out as well…
Mark:The Shield is instructing the referee to count both men out…
Rhino:The match up did start…
Mark:The referee just counted both men down to a ten count…
Rhino:Seth Rollins just grabbed the EWA Total Impact Championship away from the time keeper…
Mark:The Shield is standing tall and they now have possession of the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Rhino:Is the Shield the EWA Total Impact Champions now?
Mark:I have no idea… But they are leaving with the championship in their possession…
Rhino:Question is… Does anyone dare to take the championship belt away from them?
Mark:Would You?
Rhino:Me… Of course not…
(Static)
Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen… Welcome to the Dirt Sheet! With your host… VIC VENOM!
Vic Venom:Good Evening Everyone, my name is Vic Venom and I am here to give you all the dirt with in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance that you need to know.. On to our first story.
Announcer:First Story!
Venom:The word going around the locker room that someone is about to make a huge power play. We arent talking about a normal power play like in hockey. Oh no, someone within the EWA Locker Room is looking to make a huge investment in to the EWA. What we can tell you is that this person is looking to buy controlling interest with in the company and then SELL OFF the company for spare parts. Many in the locker room are concerned with this, even if they arent going to talk about it publicly.
Announcer:Second Story!
Venom:Word is, an EWA Legend is about to make his return to the Extreme Wrestling Alliance, after taking a few months off. This superstar decided that it was in his best interest to return after his departure a while back. When the locker room heard that this superstar was coming back, the quote was “I cant believe I am saying this, but I am glad he is coming back”. We can tell you that when you find out about who this superstar, you will be saying the same exact thing.
Announcer:Final Story!
Venom:A locker room veteran is about to make an announcement that will surprise many people when he finally comes clean. We are told that when this announcement is made, people will no longer be looking at this superstar like they used to. This has been the Dirt Sheet, we will see you all next week!
(Static)
Rhino:Well that sure was interesting…
Mark:It sure was… Lets get set for our Main Event…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Damien Sandow
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall and is for the EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing First… The Challenger…From Palo Alto, California… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… DAMIEN SANDOW!
(“Aleluya De El Mesias” plays as Damien Sandow enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and we are underway… Shawn Michaels locks up with Damien Sandow…Both men battle for position… Shawn Michaels goes behind Damien Sandow and puts a hammerlock on… Damien Sandow reverses and goes behind Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:He now has the hammerlock on Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels fights out of it and takes Damien Sandow over with a snapmare… Shawn Michaels now has a chinlock locked on Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is grinding away…
Mark:Damien Sandow fights back up on to his feet and now shoves Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes and Damien Sandow takes him off his feet with a shoulder block…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels takes a second to get back up on this feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow and Shawn Michaels lock up a second time… Shawn Michaels locks in a headlock in on Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is screaming Shawn Michaels is pulling on his hair…
Mark:Shawn hasnt touched his hair and the referee is saying it…
Rhino:Now he is!
Mark:The referee didnt see it as Damien Sandow was screaming… Damien Sandow though fights out of it and nails Shawn Michaels with a belly to back suplex…
Rhino:He dropped him right on his head…
Mark:Damien Sandow goes for the quick cover 1…………..2……..Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow whips Shawn Michaels in to the corner and Shawn Michaels flips over the turnbuckles….
Rhino:He is walking across the ring apron…
Mark:Damien Sandow charges and knocks Shawn Michaels off the ring apron and Shawn Michaels goes crashing to the floor…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels hit the floor hard…
Mark:Damien Sandow goes right out to get Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Damien Sandow knows that to win the EWA World Heavyweight Championship he needs to have Shawn Michaels in the ring…
Mark:Damien Sandow rolls Shawn Michaels back in to the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow with a couple of shots to Shawn Michaels and now whips him in to the ropes and takes him off of his feet with a hip toss!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets right back up…
Mark:Damien Sandow scoops up Shawn Michaels and slams him right back down to the canvas…
Rhino:Damien Sandow has him lined up…
Mark:Elbow of Disdain!
Rhino:He dropped that elbow right in to the chest of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Damien Sandow covers Shawn Michaels 1………………2……….Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow hooks him up… Backbreaker!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Damien Sandow picks him back up and nails him with a second backbreaker…
Rhino:Smart gameplan by the former EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Damien Sandow covers Shawn Michaels again 1……………….2…………Kickout again by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow grabs Shawn Michaels and whips him back first in to the turnbuckles…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels hit the corner hard…
Mark:Shawn Michaels staggers out of the corner… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Another hard fall right on to the back by Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Damien Sandow has zeroed in on a target on the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in a bit amount of pain right now…
Mark:You can see him holding on to his back as he is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Damien Sandow waits for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow hooks up Shawn Michaels… Abdominal Stretch!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in trouble right here…
Mark:Damien Sandow has his back stretched wide open right now…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in a lot of pain at the moment…
Mark:The referee is asking if Shawn Michaels wants to give it up…
Rhino:He is shaking his head no…
Mark:Damien Sandow is grabbing the ropes…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in a lot more pain right now…
Mark:The referee didnt see him grabbing the ropes and is asking Shawn Michaels again if he wants to give it up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels continues to say no…
Mark:Damien Sandow is once again grabbing the ropes…
Rhino:More screaming by Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Damien Sandow is saying for Shawn Michaels to give it up…
Rhino:The referee still doesnt see that he is grabbing the ropes…
Mark:Shawn Michaels continues to say no…
Rhino:The damage is being done to Shawn Michaels right now…
Mark:Damien Sandow is grabbing the ropes…
Rhino:This time the referee sees him…
Mark:The referee is yelling at him to let go of the ropes…
Rhino:He has until five to break it…
Mark:The referee kicks Damien Sandows hand off the ropes… Hiptoss by Shawn Michaels!
Rhino:The referee wasnt putting up with the cheating of Damien Sandow…
Mark:Both men are down right now…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is back up first…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is being picked up by Damien Sandow… Damien Sandow goes for a right hand… Shawn Michaels blocks and nails Damien Sandow with a couple of shots… Damien Sandow follows it up with a hard kick right to the stomach…
Rhino:That hurt Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Damien Sandow whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… Flying Forearm!
Rhino:Both men are down again…
Mark:Shawn Michaels nips up!
Rhino:Here comes The Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Damien Sandow gets back up on to his feet… Atomic Drop!
Rhino:Damien Sandow is dazed…
Mark:Shawn Michaels takes him off of his feet with a scoop slam!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has his second wind right now…
Rhino:Oh yes he does…
Mark:Shawn Michaels comes off the top rope… Flying Elbow Drop! Connects!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels could have him right here and now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Damien Sandow 1……………..2…………..3…No! Damien Sandow kicks out…
Rhino:Close call right there…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now tuning up the band…
Rhino:Its looks like we are about to hear some Sweet Chin Music…
Mark:Damien Sandow is staggering up on to his feet… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO!
Rhino:Damien Sandow ducked the kick…
Mark:YOU’RE WELCOME!
Rhino:Damien Sandow hit it…
Mark:Damien Sandow covers Shawn Michaels 1………………….2……………….3………….NO!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got his shoulder up…
Mark:Damien Sandow thought he had Shawn Michaels finished right there…
Rhino:He thought he was the new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Damien Sandow just tossed Shawn Michaels out of the ring…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is a little frustrated right now…
Mark:Damien Sandow grabs Shawn Michaels and whips him hard in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:More damage being done to the back of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Damien Sandow isnt done as he drives him back first in to the guardrail…
Rhino:Damien Sandow has done a lot of damage to the back of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Damien Sandow rolls Shawn Michaels back in to the ring…
Rhino:Damien Sandow believes that this is it right here…
Mark:Damien Sandow covers Shawn Michaels 1………………2…………….3………NO!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got his shoulder up again…
Mark:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion Shawn Michaels is trying to get back up…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is looking to once again finish him off…
Mark:Damien Sandow hooks him up again… YOU’RE WELCOME!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it right here and now…
Mark:Damien Sandow covers Shawn Michaels 1…………………2…………………..3………….. ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got his foot on the ropes…
Mark:Damien Sandow is screaming that he hit the mat a third time…
Rhino:The referee is explaining to Damien Sandow that his foot was on the rope…
Mark:Damien Sandow doesnt want to hear that… He wants the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:He is screaming that he is the champion…
Mark:Damien Sandow just grabbed the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:He is demanding that the referee raise his hand…
Mark:The referee is refusing to do so…
Rhino:The referee just took the belt away from Damien Sandow…
Mark:Damien Sandow is yelling at the referee…
Rhino:He is livid…
Mark:Damien Sandow turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks the leg 1………………2…………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion… SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:Damien Sandow started to argue with the referee and he forgot about Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Yes he did… Which gave Shawn Michaels plenty of time to recover and he was able to hit Sweet Chin Music and is walking out of here still the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:When Damien Sandow wakes up… He is going to be livid some more…
Mark:I bet he will… But for now… Shawn Michaels is still champion… Good Night Everyone!
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