Friday Night Frenzy 06-20-14
Mark:We have arrived here in Knoxville, Tennessee for Friday Night Frenzy Rhino and I am being told right off the top that we have breaking news…
Rhino:Do you have any idea what this breaking news is?
Mark:No I do not… However… What I was told that following the opening contest of the evening that the EWA Commissioner Triple H will be breaking the news to the entire audience and everyone in the back as well…
Rhino:Well thats interesting…
Mark:We are told that this is going be an announcement that will have an effect on the future of the company… But from there I know nothing…
Rhino:Well okay then…
Mark:But before we get to all of that we have a big night of Extreme Wrestling Alliance action including tonight we will be seeing The Shield’s CM Punk in action…
Rhino:And we know if CM Punk is around… The other members of The Shield will be around as well…
Mark:You probably can bank on that… Ten days before they square off against one another at High Stakes… William McConnell and Lone Jobber will be in action against mystery opponents from their past…
Rhino:I cant wait to see who Triple H has lined up to face them…
Mark:They have a big past so who knows who he could have lined up for them…
Rhino:It could be anyone…
Mark:It really could…
Pa Announcer:Excuse Me…. May I have your attention please…
Rhino:Whats going on?
Pa Announcer:I have just been informed that Tyler Breeze has entered the building…
Rhino:Well alright then…
Mark:Also tonight we will determine a new Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship when Colt Cabana squares off against Subway in an Extreme Rules Match…
Rhino:Subway wants one more crack at Shawn Michaels while Colt Cabana wants his first opportunity to take down the Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:We know that Shawn Michaels will be watching this one closely…
Rhino:As he should…
Mark:It is time however to start this show off with the Singles Debut here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance of Tyler Breeze as he goes up against the Big Tyme Playa Big Daddy Ace… Lets get to the ring for the introductions…
Tyler Breeze vs Big Daddy Ace
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 247 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“Wherever I May Roam” as Big Daddy Ace walks down to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…Now residing in his Seasonal residence in Santorini, Greece… Weighing in at 195 Pounds… TYLER BREEZE!
(“#MmmmGorgeous” plays as Tyler Breeze enters the arena…)
Mark:The King of the Selfie Tyler Breeze takes one final selfie before entering the ring to square off with Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is not really sure what to make out of Tyler Breeze…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for a right hand… Tyler Breeze backs away from the right hand and ducks between the ropes…
Rhino:He says not the face…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets backed up by the referee… Tyler Breeze now locks up with Big Daddy Ace… Tyler Breeze gets the headlock in on Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is fighting right out of it…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace shoves Tyler Breeze in to the ropes and takes him off of his feet with a Shoulder Block!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now scoops him right up and slams him down to the canvas… Big Daddy Ace comes off the ropes and drops an elbow right in to the chest of Tyler Breeze and goes for the quick cover 1…………..2…….. Kickout by Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is getting up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace lifts Tyler Breeze up in the air for a Press Slam and dumps him over the top rope and to the floor goes Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:He hit the floor hard…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is trying to back up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace goes for a baseball slide… Tyler Breeze pulls him out of the ring and grabs Big Daddy Ace and tosses him in to the guard rail…
Rhino:Nice counter there by Prince Pretty…
Mark:Tyler Breeze now rolls Big Daddy Ace in to the ring…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is up on the top rope…
Mark:Missile Dropkick! By Tyler Breeze taking Big Daddy Ace right off of his feet… Tyler Breeze goes right for the cover 1……………..2……………Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace now slow to get back up to his feet…
Mark:Tyler Breeze with a couple of hard kicks right to the side of Big Daddy Ace and now charges and nails him with an enziguri right to the back of the head…
Rhino:He got him good right in the back of the head…
Mark:Tyler Breeze with another cover 1……………..2…………. Big Daddy Ace kicks out…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze waits for Big Daddy Ace to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Tyler Breeze takes him over with a snap suplex and goes right for another cover 1……………..2………….Kickout again by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is now heading back up on to the top rope…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is going to fly…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! No!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace ducked…
Mark:That high risk move didnt pay off for Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:No it didnt…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has him lined up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace strikes him hard with shots right to the face…
Rhino:Not The Face!
Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips him in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace scoops him up… Running Powerslam!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is in trouble here…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for the cover 1……………….2…………..3……No!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze got his shoulder up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now setting up Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:This wont be good for Tyler Breeze…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace sets him up… Powerbomb!
Rhino:He drove him hard right in to the mat…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Tyler Breeze again 1………………….2…………….3………NO!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze got his shoulder up once again…
Mark:So close right there…
Rhino:There is a little bit of fight left in the King of Cuteville…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now getting in to position…
Rhino:If Big Daddy Ace hits this… I dont think there will be any fight left in Tyler Breeze…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:I dont think he knows where he is right now…
Mark:Tyler Breeze turns around… SPEAR! NO!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze moved out of the way…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace just drove his shoulder in to the corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:BEAUTY SHOT!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze hits it…
Mark:Tyler Breeze hooks the leg 1……………….2……………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TYLER BREEZE!
Rhino:What an upset!
Mark:Tyler Breeze just beat the former EWA World Heavyweight Champion Big Daddy Ace in his first ever match here in the EWA…
Rhino:This is a huge win for the career of Tyler Breeze…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace missed a big move and Tyler Breeze was able to capitalize and hit the Beauty Shot for the win as we just saw on the Extreme Replay brought to you by CB Radio Heard Saturday Nights Midnightish ET on the Wild Talk Radio Network…
(“King of Kings” plays in the arena…)
Mark:By the sounds of the music Rhino… It looks like we are going to hear whatever this breaking news is from the EWA Commissioner Triple H…
Rhino:I cant wait to hear what he has to say…
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HHH:A few years ago when Shawn and I were given the role of EWA Commissioner… We had one goal… To make this a better place… When I took control and was the sole commissioner of the EWA I had one another goal… To do whats best for each and every one of you… That was my mission… And I think I have done a great job at delivering this to all of you… While some would say that some of my actions were biased… I would disagree… I think I was doing whats best for everyone on the roster… Whether they just started here or have been here for twelve years or even fifteen years… Whatever the case may be…There have been some though who have sent complaints to the Board of Directors… And well… They had a meeting… And I have to come out here and deliver some bad news… The board of directors have decided that as of June 20th, 2014… I am no longer the EWA Commissioner…
(Crowd Cheers)
Rhino:Are you kidding me?
Mark:Triple H is no longer the EWA Commissioner…
HHH:Which means I am out of a job now…
(Crowd Cheers)
HHH:I am glad to see you are happy… I was doing what was BEST for all of YOU and you cheer that I got fired…
Rhino:This is one unforgiving crowd…
Mark:It really is…
HHH:Later on tonight a member of the board of directors will come out here and announce who will be in charge of the day to day operations going forward here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… I will say this to one person in particular… I hope you are happy Omega… This is what you wanted right? Now you got it…
Rhino:Whats the deal there?
Mark:We have known for years that Triple H and Omega havent gotten along and I guess Omega got people to complain to the board of directors or something…
Rhino:I guess so?
HHH:So I would like to thank everyone out there for the opportunity to have served as your EWA Commissioner… Goodbye!
Rhino:Is this the last time we will ever see Triple H?
Mark:I have no idea… But we will find out who is in charge of this company later tonight… But its back to the ring for our next contest…
SIERRA… HOTEL… INDIA… ECHO… LIMA… DELTA… THE SHIELD!
(“Special Ops” plays as CM Punk enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… On his way to the ring… Representing The Shield… From Chicago, Illinois… CM PUNK! And his opponent… Already in the ring… BRAD SANDERS!
Mark:A local independent star known as Brad Sanders gets to go at it tonight with CM Punk…
Rhino:CM Punk is ready to go…
Mark:The Shield has been the center of controversy after their actions at May-Hem when they were the ones to eliminate Omega…
Rhino:They handle some business for Triple H at May-Hem and that may have played in to Triple H being relieved of his duties as EWA Commissioner here tonight…
Mark:Brad Sanders though goes right after CM Punk nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:Brad Sanders knows that this is his opportunity to impress the EWA Board of Directors and the possibility of getting himself a job here in the EWA…
Mark:Brad Sanders whips CM Punk in to the ropes… Brad Sanders goes for a dropkick… CM Punk holds on to the ropes…
Rhino:CM Punk saw the dropkick coming…
Mark:Brad Sanders gets back up on to his feet and CM Punk takes him off of his feet with a clothesline… Brad Sanders gets right back up and CM Punk nails him with a spin kick right to the midsection… CM Punk nails with him another hard clothesline…
Rhino:He really laid in to him with that clothesline…
Mark:Brad Sanders is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He has staggered back in to the corner…
Mark:CM Punk charges in and nails Brad Sanders with a big running knee in to the corner…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:Running Bulldog!
Rhino:CM Punk is in complete control right now…
Mark:Brad Sanders doesnt know where he is right now…
Rhino:And I think he is about to Go to Sleep…
Mark:You are right about that… CM Punk gets him up on his shoulders… GTS!
Rhino:Now he has been put to sleep by the Shield’s CM Punk…
Mark:CM Punk hooks the leg 1…………..2……….3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CM PUNK!
Rhino:CM Punk makes quick work of Brad Sanders tonight…
Mark:The Hounds of Justice lurk around the building…
Rhino:You never know when they will strike…
Mark:With them having the four on one advantage at all times… I dont know if there is anyone stupid enough to mess with The Shield…
Rhino:I know I wouldnt…
Mark:We will see if anyone dares to mess with The Shield come High Stakes… When they will be in action… But against who? We will just have to wait and see… As its the one night of the year where everyones fate hangs in the balance with a Spin of the High Stakes Gimmick Wheel…
Rhino:I always enjoy High Stakes…
Mark:It will be an enjoyable event on June 30th when we are live from Baltimore, Maryland… Its now back to the ring for our next contest…
Lone Jobber vs Mystery Opponent From His Past
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From The Slaughter House… And now residing in the EWA Offices in Altanta,Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…
(“Boy Toy” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Wait a second…
Mark:Look at the grin on Lone Jobber’s face right now…
Rhino:He gets to face the EWA World Heavyweight Champion Shawn Michaels…
Mark:And here he is… The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:This is going to be an epic match up…
Mark:It doesnt look like Shawn Michaels is dressed to compete though…
Rhino:Maybe he didnt know he was fighting…
Mark:Maybe?
HBK:Cut the music! Hey Jobbs… Whats Up? How is it hanging? Anyway… I can tell you are excited to see me… But I dont want to disappoint you… But I feel like I am… I am not the man you are facing here tonight…
Rhino:That grin and smile just got wiped away off of Lone Jobber’s face…
HBK:I was just hanging around backstage and a member of the board of the directors walked up to me and told me about what happened with Triple H and then told me that I needed to come out here and introduce to you the man you will be facing here tonight… Which I guess makes me the Special Guest PA Announcer for this contest… So lets try this… Ahem… And His Opponent… Weighing in at 147 Pounds… AMAZING RED!
(“Seeing Red” plays as Amazing Red enters the arena…)
Mark:Its been a while since we have seen Amazing Red here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Rhino:Yes it has…
Mark:It appears that Shawn Michaels has joined us for commentary for this match up… Shawn Welcome…
HBK:Thanks for having me…
Mark:Amazing Red locks right up with Lone Jobber as Lone Jobber backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:You can see that Lone Jobber would have the power advantage…
Mark:Shawn why are you here on commentary?
HBK:I have been told to deliver some facts during this match up… It seems like Triple H did some research that the Board of Directors got a hold of for this match up…
Mark:Well alright then… Lone Jobber whips Amazing Red off in to the ropes… Amazing Red comes off the ropes and takes him right off of his feet with a Running Hurricanranna!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet… Amazing Red nails him with a dropkick and it sends Lone Jobber out of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is a bit stunned right now…
Mark:Amazing Red dives over the top rope with a sunset flip and lands right down on to Lone Jobber…
HBK:I was always impressed with this kid…
Mark:Amazing Red is now bringing Lone Jobber back in to the ring…
Rhino:He is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Amazing Red springs off the top rope and nails him with a huge dropkick…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in trouble…
Mark:Amazing Red covers Lone Jobber 1…………..2…………Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber staggers up on to his feet…
Mark:Red Eye!
Rhino:Big move right there…
Mark:Amazing Red covers Lone Jobber 1……………2………….3…No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got his shoulder up…
HBK:I know I am supposed to be giving you guys some facts but I am just sitting here impressed by Amazing Red tonight…
Rhino:I am as well…
Mark:With the board of directors watching… Amazing Red is heading to the top rope…Infrared!
Rhino:He hit it…
Mark:Amazing Red with the cover 1………………2………..3….NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber kicked out…
HBK:I should note to you guys… The reason for this match up was that Lone Jobber was suppose to face someone from his past and while many might not remember this… But I believe Lone Jobber would…
Rhino:Whats that?
HBK:It was back on July 14th, 2004… Almost ten years ago… That Amazing Red BEAT Lone Jobber for the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:I completely forgot about that…
Rhino:Me too…
HBK:Which is why he was chosen for this match up…
Mark:Interesting… Amazing Red charges… RED STAR PRESS! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got his knees up…
HBK:That was the move Amazing Red used to win the championship ten years ago…
Mark:This time Lone Jobber was able to see it coming…
Rhino:Amazing Red staggers back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber is able to get back up… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:He got all of that kick right there…
HBK:Thats not as impressive as Sweet Chin Music… Just pointing that one out…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to shake off the earlier attack…
Rhino:Amazing Red is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber sets him up… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Thats it right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the legs 1…………………2………………3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber I would say survived Amazing Red here tonight…
HBK:I think he was completely surprised by Amazing Red…
Rhino:I would agree with you there…
Mark:Thanks for joining us tonight Shawn…
HBK:My pleasure…
Mark:If Lone Jobber was surprised by Amazing Red… I can only imagine who William McConnell will face later tonight…
Pa Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen… Tyler Breeze Has Left The Building!
Mark:Thanks for that announcement… But it now appears we are going to get a lesson of some sort.
Rhino:I hope it’s a good one…
Mark:As do I Rhino, there appears to be a table being setup in the ring with some items on it.
Rhino:This looks interesting…
Mark:It sure does, as promised here comes the Intellectual Savior of the Masses . . .
(“Hallelujah” plays as Damien Sandow enter the arena… He grabs a microphone once inside…)
Damien Sandow: Greetings. Fortunately for all of you southern folk here in Knoxville, Tennessee (Crowd Cheers) . . . eWa has decided to give me the night off from physical competition (Crowd Cheers) In order to give me the opportunity to enlighten all of you! (Crowd Boos) But while all of you will mutually benefit . . . One of you out there especially, will be selected to be at the forefront of tonight’s lesson. Tonight I will focus not on the masses as a whole, but instead enlightening one of you on an individual basis! (Crowd Boos) Silence! Who should it be? Whom is up to the task? (Damien starts rotating and pointing out to the audience) Which one of you thinks you can represent the state of Tennessee better than all of your peers? Hmm? Who shall it be? . . . . . Aha! YOU! (Damien points to a man wearing a cowboy hat seated behind Mark & Rhino) Yes you! Make your way up here partner . . . Don’t be shy.
(Security motions the male to hop over the rail as he is led to the stairs and into the ring)
Damien Sandow: (Damien shakes the man’s hand) Hello . . or should I say Howdy? Apologies if I embraced you wrong . . . Tell me, what is your name?
Man: Uh, Dan…
Damien Sandow: Very well Dan. It appears it was in your destiny to be chosen tonight . . . whether it was your appalling flannel shirt . . . enormous belt buckle . . . or outrageous John Wayne like headgear . . . I feel you are the perfect one for this lesson. Knoxville, will you give it up for Dan, one of your own?! (Crowd Slightly Cheers) . . . Dan, are you ready for your lesson?
Man: I think so…
Damien Sandow: Then let us not waste time any longer . . . behold Dan . . . A TEST!
(Damien removes the cloth covering the table revealing a large chess board with pieces already set…)
Damien Sandow: First . . . a bit of history . . the set of items you see before you is a game of intelligent competition called Chaturanga . . . it originated from the Gupta Empire in Eastern India thousands of years ago before then being adopted by Islamic Inhabitants of the Persian Empire where then it was called Shatranj . . . These pieces, while molded to reflect the modern western appearances of the game today, are enhanced with a Persian resemblance to pay homage to the legion of predecessors who have evolved the game’s influence. In its centuries of growth it has been known as the game of nobles testing all important elements of the human mind. The game I’m talking about, just so all of you mentally depleted members of the unwashed masses are clear, is chess! (Crowd Boos) Dan, how about you take a seat, you look as if you’re about to pass out.
(The man laughs and sits at the only seat at the table)
Damien Sandow: Several of the most valuable components of the human mind are tested exquisitely inside the game of Shatranj . . . Something you should all pay attention to is how such an enriching activity can relate to a common life as most all of you live. Life is like Shatranj . . . or chess if you must . . . in that the game itself is based on the means of self-improvement. To succeed in chess . . and to succeed in life takes three things . . . Foresight . . . Circumspection . . . and Caution. Your ability to consider your consequences . . survey the territory . . . and decide with patience . . . is the basis of how to succeed in chess as well as in life. Tell me, Dan, do you have these qualities? (Dan appears to agree) Very well then, we’ll see if you are telling the truth. I will give you three chances to prove your worth. Do you know the rules?
Man: Yes I do . . .
Damien Sandow: Please, don’t get cocky. You’ve likely already done enough being one of the few in this sea of mindless sheep who knows how to play. (Crowd Boos) . . Dan, please begin, your move first . . .
(The man appears to move a piece then moves it back)
Damien Sandow: We haven’t all day young cowboy, move your pawn.
(The man makes his move and Damien makes his immediately. Dan moves again and again Damien moves immediately. Again and again a few more times until Damien appears excited)
Damien Sandow: CHECKMATE! (Crowd Boos while Damien quickly resets the pieces) Not bad, but surely you can do better than that! Again, your move first!
(Same pattern commences, only a few moves less)
Damien Sandow: CHECKMATE! Why would you even THINK of moving your knight there! Are you trying to lose?! (Damien moves the pieces back again) This is your last shot to show you have any kind of intelligence underneath that hideous display of decline in Westernized moronic head fashion . . .
(The man makes one move, Damien again makes his. The man makes another…)
Damien Sandow: UNBELIEVABLE! YOU REALLY ARE AS DUMB AS YOU LOOK! CHECKMATE . . AGAIN!! (Damien picks up his piece and slams it down in place as the crowd boos) I mean look at this! Camera, here! Look at this evidence of unintelligent moral decay! A record breaking victory! . . . (Damien slaps all the pieces off the board onto the mans face and chest, the crowd boos loudly again) . . You Ignoramous! Congratulations! You have embarrassed yourself . . You have embarrassed your family . . and you have embarrassed the entire STATE of Tennessee! (Crowd Boos) SILENCE!!! . . . Your public display of ignorance and a lacking of any form of inventive creative merit is surpassed only by that ridiculous hat on top of your head, leave my ring, you are dismissed! . . . (The man begins to exit) Leave the ring! Leave the Building! Leave this rotten town! And Leave the United States of America! . . . . . . . You’re Welcome! . . .
(“Hallelujah” plays and Damien Sandow leaves the ring…)
Rhino:Well that was quite interesting to say the least.
Mark:It usually is with Damien Sandow.
Rhino:Should I feel worse for Damien or for the kid?
Mark:That’s a good question, but now let’s get set for our next match in the evening…
Omega vs Demon Child
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD!
(“Remember The Name” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Washington, DC… Weighing in at 444 Pounds…OMEGA!
(“Hail Mary” plays as Omega enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Demon Child goes right after Omega…
Rhino:He tried to take the big man off of his feet with a quick takedown…
Mark:Omega saw it coming and side stepped him…
Rhino:Omega is looking to rebound after being taken out by The Shield in the Rumble at May-Hem…
Mark:Demon Child now goes in with strikes to Omega…
Rhino:Omega is firing back with strikes of his own…
Mark:This is the first match up for Demon Child since he basically retired at Glory last year…
Rhino:Its wrestling… Retirements dont always last…
Mark:Demon Child goes behind Omega… Omega nails him with elbows right to the side of the head… Omega whips Demon Child off in to the ropes… Demon Child gets back body dropped by Omega…
Rhino:He got sent high in to the air…
Mark:The always angry Omega charges in and drives him hard in to the corner…
Rhino:He really smashed him hard in to the corner…
Mark:Demon Child is now staggering out of the corner… Omega hooks him up… Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:He drives him right in to the mat…
Mark:Omega covers Demon Child 1……………..2…………..Kickout by Demon Child…
Rhino:Demon Child is now rolling out of the ring…
Mark:Omega is going out right after him…
Rhino:This is gonna get interesting now…
Mark:Omega catches Demon Child from behind…
Rhino:He was walking up the ramp and got taken down by Omega…
Mark:Omega now drags him back down to ringside… Omega now with an irish whip… Demon Child with the reversal and Omega goes crashing in to the steel steps…
Rhino:He went shoulder first right in to the steps…
Mark:Demon Child rolls back in the ring and breaks the ten count and goes back out after Omega…
Rhino:That was smart of Demon Child…
Mark:Demon Child grabs the arm of Omega and smashes it across the steel steps…
Rhino:He doesnt look to be done…
Mark:Demon Child once again smashes the right arm of Omega across the steel steps…
Rhino:Hes still not done…
Mark:Demon Child one more time smashes the arm across the steel steps…
Rhino:He has a focus does Demon Child…
Mark:Demon Child rolls Omega back in to the ring…
Rhino:He still not done again…
Mark:Now he has Omega’s arm and smashes it across the ring post!
Rhino:Omega’s arm has to be hurting right about now…
Mark:Demon Child now locks in the Cross Arm Breaker!
Rhino:Omega is trapped in the center of the ring…
Mark:Demon Child needs to really lock it in and keep Omega from the ropes…
Rhino:Omega is trying to power himself to the ropes…
Mark:Hes trying to stretch out and get to the rope…
Rhino:You can see that Demon Child is really pulling back on the arm of Omega…
Mark:Demon Child has it locked…
Rhino:Omega is still trying to get to the ropes…
Mark:Omega is able to get his leg on to the bottom rope and the hold must be broken…
Rhino:Demon Child really has a good game plan going right now…
Mark:Omega is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Demon Child has him in position…
Mark:CROSSFACE!
Rhino:Demon Child has it locked in…
Mark:Omega is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:Hes trying to use whatever strength he has left to get to the ropes…
Mark:Demon Child is really pulling back on the head and neck of Omega…
Rhino:It appears Omega is on the verge of tapping out here to Demon Child…
Mark:I thought I would never hear those words…
Rhino:I never thought I would ever say those words…
Mark:The referee is asking Omega if he wants to give it up…
Rhino:Omega told him to fuck off…
Mark:Omega powers to the ropes and the hold must be broken…
Rhino:The damage though has been done to Omega by Demon Child…
Mark:Omega is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Demon Child has him lined up…
Mark:HEART STOPPER! NO!
Rhino:Omega caught his foot…
Mark:Omega spins him around and nails him with a clothesline!
Rhino:He did that with his bad arm too and that hurt Omega…
Mark:Demon Child is now getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Omega is lining him up…
Mark:Omega is nailing him with jabs with his left hand instead of his right… Omega kicks him in the midsection… DDT!
Rhino:He planted him right there…
Mark:Demon Child now staggers to his feet… Omega with his left arm sends Demon Child in to the ropes… Big Boot!
Rhino:He could have him right there…
Mark:Omega with the cover 1……………..2…………..3…..NO!
Rhino:Demon Child kicked out…
Mark:Omega is now waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Demon Child is back up…
Mark:CHOKESLAM! NO!
Rhino:Omega’s right arm gave out…
Mark:He want for it and just couldnt get him up…
Rhino:Demon Child needs to take advantage…
Mark:DEMON DROP! NO!
Rhino:Omega shoved him off in to the ropes…
Mark:Omega now kicks him in the midsection… OMEGA DRIVER!
Rhino:He drilled him right in to the mat…
Mark:Omega with the cover 1……………..2……………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner OMEGA!
Rhino:Omega used whatever strength he had left in his arm and was able to hit the Omega Driver for the victory…
Mark:Hard fought battle there for Omega to survive tonight…
SIERRA… HOTEL… INDIA… ECHO… LIMA… DELTA… THE SHIELD!
(“Special Ops” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Oh no!
Mark:It looks like The Shield are coming for Omega…
Rhino:The Hounds of Justice are ready to strike down an injustice I would assume…
Mark:An injustice they at least believe there is…
Rhino:Good point…
Mark:All four members of the Shield are now surrounding Omega who is in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Omega has no one watching his back…
Mark:They may be the Hounds of Justice… Omega is the EWA’s Lone Wolf I guess you can say…
Rhino:I guess you could…
Mark:Here we go! Its a four on one attack!
Rhino:Omega is trying to fight them off…
Mark:He is trying to do his best… As he just sent Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins in to each other…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:CM Punk just kicked Omega right in to the back of the head…
Rhino:Big kick…
Mark:SPEAR!
Rhino:Omega just got taken out by a spear from Roman Reigns…
Mark:CM Punk is now giving out directions to the other members of the Shield…
Rhino:I think I know whats coming…
Mark:Roman Reigns sets up Omega… TRIPLE POWERBOMB!
Rhino:The Shield have just laid out Omega once again…
Mark:Two shows in a row… Omega has been taken out by the Hounds of Justice…
Rhino:It looks like Justice Has Been Served…
Mark:I guess it has tonight… We are still going to hear from the board of directors here in a little bit… But now its time to find out who Triple H had setup for William McConnell’s Mystery Opponent…
William McConnell vs Mystery Opponent From His Past
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“Giving In” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…
Rhino:Who is it going to be?
Pa Announcer:From Detroit, Michigan… Weighing in at 317 Pounds… KEVIN NASH!
(“Wolfpac” plays as Kevin Nash enters the arena…)
Mark:This should be an interesting showdown…
Rhino:Any reason why this is the opponent for William McConnell?
Mark:I was just handed that information… Back when William McConnell was known as Psycronic…
Rhino:That was a long ass time ago…
Mark:Back in 2002 to be exact… Kevin Nash beat Psycronic in a Triple Threat Match for the EWA Championship…
Rhino:Interesting…
Mark:While Psycronic didnt get pinned in that match… Kevin Nash did end up winning the championship when he pinned Rob Van Dam in the Electric Cage Match…
Rhino:Very interesting…
Mark:William McConnell taunts Kevin Nash and Kevin Nash drives his knee right in to the midsection of William McConnell…
Rhino:He nailed him good right there…
Mark:William McConnell gets driven back in to the corner by Kevin Nash…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is opening up on William McConnell in the corner…
Mark:Kevin Nash with more knees right to the midsection of William Mcconnell…
Rhino:He is really knocking the wind out of William McConnell…
Mark:Kevin Nash whips William McConnell in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Kevin Nash…
Mark:Kevin Nash charges in… William McConnell gets his boots up…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is spinning around dazed…
Mark:William McConnell with a couple of hard chops across the chest of Big Sexy Kevin Nash…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is getting his chest lit up…
Mark:William McConnell kicks Kevin Nash right in the knee bringing him down to one knee and nails him with a DDT!
Rhino:He planted Kevin Nash with that DDT…
Mark:William McConnell covers Kevin Nash 1……………2………….. Kickout by Kevin Nash…
Rhino:Kevin Nash gets up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell backs Kevin Nash up in to the corner…
Rhino:He is climbing up the corner…
Mark:William McConnell lays in the right hands…
Rhino:The fans are counting along…
Mark:Six… Seven and Kevin Nash shoves William McConnell off of him…
Rhino:William McConnell gets right back up…
Mark:William McConnell charges in at Kevin Nash and Kevin Nash nails him with a Big Boot!
Rhino:He took his head off with the Big Boot!
Mark:Kevin Nash now picks up William McConnell… Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:Vintage Kevin Nash!
Mark:Kevin Nash covers William McConnell 1……………..2……………3…….NO!
Rhino:William McConnell got his shoulder up…
Mark:Kevin Nash just pulled down the strap…
Rhino:You know whats coming now once the strap comes down…
Mark:Kevin Nash kicks William McConnell in the midsection…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:JACKKNIFE! NO! William McConnell escapes out of it…
Rhino:William McConnell just landed on his feet…
Mark:SUPERKICK!
Rhino:He caught him right in the back of the head with that kick…
Mark:Kevin Nash looks to be out on his feet…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:DUAL SHOCK!
Rhino:He hit it!
Mark:William McConnell covers Kevin Nash 1……………..2………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:Both William McConnell and Lone Jobber survived the challenges thrown at them by the former EWA Commissioner Triple H…
Mark:Which means they are both ready for what is to come at High Stakes when the two men meet in a Ladder Match with a Guaranteed Title Shot hanging above them…
Rhino:We will finally have a true winner of the rumble decided at High Stakes…
Mark:Yes we will…
(“Famous” plays in the arena…)
Mark:I think we are about to hear from a member of the EWA Board of Directors…
Max Simmons:Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is Max Simmons and I am here representing the EWA Board of Directors. Earlier this evening, a ruling was handed down by myself and the rest of the board of directors, which relieved Triple H of his duties as the EWA Commissioner. We felt that Mr. Helmsley served his time as the EWA Commissioner and that we felt it was the right time to make this change, as it would be in the best interest of everyone involved.
Rhino:It seems like the board has been meeting on this topic for a while by the sounds of it…
Mark:It does appear this way…
Max Simmons:Therefore, on behalf of the entire Extreme Wrestling Alliance Board of Directors, I would like to introduce to you, the man who will be making all the calls regarding the day to day operations going forward here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance. Please welcome, the New Executive Vice President of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Rhino:Who is it?
(“King of Kings” plays in the arena…)
Max Simmons:TRIPLE H!
Rhino:What!?!
Mark:I thought he was fired…
Rhino:Me too…
HHH:Did you really think you were going to get rid of me that easily? You see the Board of Directors realized that I was doing such a great job as EWA Commissioner… That I deserved a Promotion… Can you believe that? So here I stand before each and everyone of you… As the NEW Executive Vice President of the EWA! But enough about me… Its about the EWA and its roster… So Lets get to our Main Event!
Number One Contenders Extreme Rules Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship
Subway vs Colt Cabana
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is an Extreme Rules Match for the Number One Contenders Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 233 Pounds… COLT CABANA!
(“Boom Boom” plays as Colt Cabana enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Wildwood, New Jersey… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Mark:Well the bell sounds and this match up is underway…
Rhino:Something doesnt seem right…
Mark:What do you mean?
Rhino:Im looking at Subway and he just doesnt seem to be moving around the ring as he usually does…
Mark:Colt Cabana goes for a couple of right hands and they land…
Rhino:Subway isnt fast to react to the right hands as he normally does…
Mark:Colt Cabana whips Subway off in to the ropes… Subway comes off the ropes and Colt Cabana nails him with a Hurricanranna!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Subway is staggering to his feet… And I can see what you mean Rhino… He doesnt seem interested right now…
Rhino:He just doesnt seem like himself…
Mark:Colt Cabana charges in and nails Subway with a clothesline in the corner…
Rhino:Subway is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Colt Cabana scoops up Subway and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is up on the middle rope…
Mark:Leg Drop!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Colt Cabana covers Subway 1…………….2………3……. Its Over!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner COLT CABANA!
Rhino:Colt Cabana is now the number one contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Subway just rolled out of the ring and is sorta walking off with his head hanging down as he walks to the back…
Rhino:It doesnt seem like he was fully in to this match up…
Mark:Either way… What we do see is that Colt Cabana is the Number One Contender and he will battle Shawn Michaels for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at High Stakes… Whats up with Subway? Can Colt Cabana become the New EWA World Heavyweight Champion? Who will get the contract at High Stakes? We will find out at High Stakes… Good Night Everyone!
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