Extreme Bowl 2014
Mark:We are live at Safeco, Field in Seattle… We are in front of 68,451 Fans… This is the Extreme Bowl and this is an amazing site to see Rhino…
Rhino:It sure is…
Mark:We usually save our big stadium shows for Glory but the EWA has out done themselves tonight for the Extreme Bowl…
Rhino:Oh hell yeah…
Mark:You have everyone here including members of the World Champion Seattle Seahawks!
Rhino:Lets Go Seahawks!
Mark:But getting down to business in what should be one of the biggest match ups in the history of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… The EWA World Heavyweight Championship is on the line when Omega, Damien Sandow, Lone Jobber, Big Daddy Ace and Shawn Michaels battle for the gold…
Rhino:What about William McConnell?
Mark:EWA Commissioner Triple H is hoping that William McConnell shows up…
Rhino:If he does… That will make that match up that much bigger…
Mark:Damien Sandow has been dominating the EWA since he made his debut during the summer last year and has been a role ever since including being a former EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:He wasnt the one pinned when he lost that championship…
Mark:That is a good point so he is looking to once again be champion along with Omega who I guess you can technically say is the EWA World Heavyweight Champion since he never lost the title… But the belt is in possession of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:I think Omega’s number one target is going to be Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:You would have to assume so… Then you have Lone Jobber who for the last couple of months hasnt been himself and then as he showed up here tonight… The old Lone Jobber decide to show up and play his game… And his game is the Extreme Bowl…
Rhino:He has to be the “Odds on Favorite” to win this match up…
Mark:This is his match up… And then you have Shawn Michaels competing in his first match up in almost what sixteen months…
Rhino:Something like that…
Mark:There is definitely a lot at stake here tonight with the EWA World Heavyweight Championship on the line…
Rhino:That is for damn sure…
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Championship is on the line as well and thats how we are going to be starting tonight off…
Rhino:Lets do this thing…
Mark:Yes lets do this thing… Lets get to the ring for our opening contest here at the Extreme Bowl…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Scott Steiner(c) vs Colt Cabana
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in a 233 Pounds… COLT CABANA!
(“Boom Boom” plays as Colt Cabana enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Detroit, Michigan… Weighing in at 276 Pounds…The EWA Total Impact Champion… SCOTT STEINER!
(“Holla If Ya Hear Me” plays as Scott Steiner enters the arena…)
Mark:Colt Cabana attacks Scott Steiner as he was getting in the ring…
Rhino:The referee called for the bell right away…
Mark:Colt Cabana goes to the outside after Scott Steiner and drives Scott Steiner face first in to the guard rail…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is staggering around…
Mark:Colt Cabana now grabs Scott Steiner and drops him with a front suplex on to the guard rail…
Rhino:What is Colt Cabana going to do here?
Mark:Colt Cabana now up on the ring apron and drops the leg right across the back of Scott Steiner…
Rhino:Hell of a move right there by the challenger…
Mark:Colt Cabana is now bringing the EWA Total Impact Champion back in to the ring…
Rhino:Scott Steiner is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Colt Cabana hooks up Scott Steiner… Double Underhook Backbreaker!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Scott Steiner now gets back up on to his feet and Colt Cabana with a chop lock…
Rhino:He took Steiner’s legs right from underneath him…
Mark:Colt Cabana grabs Scott Steiner by the legs… Scott Steiner powers out and pushes Colt Cabana back in to the corner…
Rhino:Scott Steiner is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Colt Cabana comes out of the corner… Scott Steiner grabs him and nails him with a Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex by the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Colt Cabana gets back up on to his feet… Scott Steiner hooks him up again… Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:That sent Colt Cabana half way across the ring…
Mark:The challenger is getting back up on to his feet… Scott Steiner charges and takes him out with a clothesline…
Rhino:Colt Cabana gets right back up…
Mark:Scott Steiner nails him with another clothesline…
Rhino:This time Colt Cabana is slower to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Scott Steiner now puts Colt Cabana up on the top rope…
Rhino:He connected with a couple of hard shots as he put him up on the top rope…
Mark:Scott Steiner hooks up Colt Cabana… Superplex! No!
Rhino:Colt Cabana is fighting him off…
Mark:Colt Cabana knocks Scott Steiner off the top rope…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is standing on the top rope…
Mark:Frog Splash!
Rhino:Colt Cabana connected with it…
Mark:Colt Cabana went for the cover thinking that he could win this match up via pinfall…
Rhino:Its Submission or knockout…
Mark:Colt Cabana realizes this and is now heading to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is bringing a table in to the ring…
Mark:It looks like the challenger has something in mind right here…
Rhino:Colt Cabana has the table setup in the corner…
Mark:Scott Steiner is getting back up on to his feet… Colt Cabana with an irish whip… Scott Steiner with a reversal… Colt Cabana puts on the breaks…
Rhino:He almost went through the table he setup…
Mark:Scott Steiner charges and Colt Cabana nails him with a back elbow…
Rhino:Scott Steiner is dazed…
Mark:Colt Cabana trips him up… Canadian Bacon Leaf!
Rhino:Colt Cabana has it locked on…
Mark:Its an inverted Cloverleaf…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is trying to get to the ropes…
Mark:Colt Cabana has it locked in…
Rhino:We are looking at the next EWA Total Impact Champion right now…
Mark:Scott Steiner is trying to power his way to the ropes…
Rhino:Scott Steiner is getting close…
Mark:Colt Cabana pulls him back away from the ropes…
Rhino:The referee is asking if he wants to give it up…
Mark:Scott Steiner is saying no…
Rhino:He is trying to make one more attempt at getting to the ropes…
Mark:Colt Cabana is trying to fight him from doing so…
Rhino:Scott Steiner is getting close…
Mark:Scott Steiner finally makes it to the ropes…
Rhino:Colt Cabana thinks Scott Steiner tapped out…
Mark:The referee is telling him that he didnt…
Rhino:Colt Cabana isnt happy with that…
Mark:Scott Steiner is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:You can tell the EWA Total Impact Champion is hurting right here and now…
Mark:Scott Steiner is on his feet… Colt Cabana hooks him up… Piledriver!
Rhino:Scott Steiner is in a lot of trouble right now…
Mark:Colt Cabana is looking like he is ready to finish off Scott Steiner…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is looking to become the next EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Colt Cabana has him setup… CHICAGO CRAB!
Rhino:He doesnt have it quite locked in yet…
Mark:Scott Steiner is fighting out of it…
Rhino:If Cabana can get him turned over this will be it…
Mark:Scott Steiner powers out and launches Colt Cabana in the air…
Rhino:Colt Cabana went flying backwards and through the table!
Mark:What power by Scott Steiner…
Rhino:Colt Cabana crashed through that table and he is hurting now…
Mark:Scott Steiner is getting back up on to his feet and is dragging Colt Cabana out of the rubble…
Rhino:What is Scott Steiner going to do here…
Mark:Scott Steiner hooks him up… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Colt Cabana is down…
Mark:Scott Steiner turns him over… STEINER RECLINER!
Rhino:Scott Steiner has it locked in…
Mark:Colt Cabana has been out knocked out since he went through the table…
Rhino:The referee is checking on Colt Cabana…
Mark:The referee asks Colt Cabana if he wants to give it up…
Rhino:He is shaking his head no…
Mark:Scott Steiner pulls back harder… Colt Cabana Taps Out!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion… SCOTT STEINER!
Rhino:Scott Steiner pulled out this victory over Colt Cabana…
Mark:Colt Cabana gave it his all tonight and was almost and I mean almost the new EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:Tonight just wasnt his night though…
Mark:No it wasnt… But which one of these five men you see on your screen right now… Will leave this building as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion tonight…
Rhino:That is a good question…
Mark:You can see all five men preparing for what should be a classic showdown of epic proportions tonight in our Main Event…
Rhino:That is for damn sure…
Mark:We have a camera setup in the parking lot and right now Kent Richardson is out back… Kent…
Kent:Hey guys… Yeah I have been here for the last couple of hours waiting to see if William McConnell would show up tonight…
Rhino:Any sign of him?
Kent:As of now… There hasnt been any sign of him… From what I have heard through sources… The private plane that was sent to Evansville to pick up William McConnell did land earlier today here at the Seattle Airport… There was a limo at the airport to pick him up as well and I do know that the limo is no longer at the airport…
Mark:Do you believe he is on his way here?
Kent:If he was on the plane… Then yes I would assume that William McConnell is on his way here to Safeco Field to compete in the Extreme Bowl…
Rhino:Thats huge news if thats true…
Mark:Keep us updated Kent…
Kent:I will try and do my best…
Rhino:Well we may be seeing not only the return of Shawn Michaels… But also the return of William McConnell as well…
Mark:Well lets get to our next match up…
Subway vs Randy Orton
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Wildwood, New Jersey… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RANDY ORTON!
(“Voices” Plays as Randy Orton enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Randy Orton nails Subway with a couple of hard shots…
Rhino:Subway is firing back with a couple of shots of his own…
Mark:Randy Orton with a hard uppercut to Subway knocking him off of his feet…
Rhino:Subway is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway backs up in to the corner… Randy Orton charges in and nails him with a couple of hard right hands and a couple of uppercuts…
Rhino:He is laying in the shots…
Mark:Randy Orton with an irish whip sending Subway in to the farside corner… Subway staggers out of the corner… Randy Orton nails him with a back body drop…
Rhino:Subway staggers back up on to his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton charges… Subway ducks and pulls down the top rope and Randy Orton goes flying over the top rope…
Rhino:Randy Orton hit the floor hard…
Mark:Randy Orton gets back up on to his feet… Subway charges… Baseball Slide!
Rhino:He just nailed him right in the face with that baseball slide…
Mark:Randy Orton is now dazed… Subway goes after him on the outside and whips him right in to the ring post…
Rhino:Randy Orton is staggering around…
Mark:Subway rolls Randy Orton back in to the ring…
Rhino:The viper is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway charges and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker!
Rhino:Randy Orton gets back up…
Mark:Subway nails Randy Orton with a couple of hard kicks right to the midsection…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Randy Orton catches Subway’s last kick… Enziguri!
Rhino:Nice counter by Subway…
Mark:Randy Orton is staggering around… Subway hooks him up… Double Arm DDT!
Rhino:He dropped him with that DDT…
Mark:Subway covers Randy Orton 1……………..2…………… Randy Orton gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Randy Orton is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway hooks up Randy Orton… Suplex! No! Randy Orton blocked and hit a suplex of his own…
Rhino:Nice counter there…
Mark:Subway gets back up… Randy Orton whips him in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Subway is in trouble after that powerslam…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Subway 1……………..2…………..Kickout by Subway…
Rhino:Subway slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton now with a couple of hard right hands to Subway and is now backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:He is just laying in the shots to Subway…
Mark:Randy Orton with an irish whip sending Subway in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Randy Orton…
Mark:Randy Orton charges in… Subway gets his feet up…
Rhino:Randy Orton is staggering around dazed right now…
Mark:Subway comes out of the corner and kicks Randy Orton right in the side of the head…
Rhino:He caught him good right there…
Mark:Subway now scoops up Randy Orton and has him tied up in the Tree of Woe!
Rhino:Bad spot for Randy Orton to be in right now…
Mark:Subway charges in… Running Dropkick!
Rhino:He nailed him right in the face right there…
Mark:Subway is now looking to put Randy Orton away right now…
Rhino:Randy Orton is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway has him lined up… SUBLINE!
Rhino:Thats It!
Mark:Subway covers Randy Orton 1………………..2…………….3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SUBWAY!
Rhino:Subway gets back on the winning track tonight against Randy Orton…
Mark:Subway looks to get back in to the title picture here in the EWA and the win over Randy Orton helps…
Rhino:Yes it does…
Mark:We are being told Kent has something for us… Kent…
Kent:The Limo that was coming from the airport has just pulled up here in the parking lot… No one has gotten out of the limo yet… But the limo is here…
Mark:Thanks Kent… Well Rhino… Looks like he is here…
Rhino:Guess so…
Mark:Its now time for the debut of Dean Ambrose here in the EWA…
Dean Ambrose vs ???
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Currently in the ring… DEWEY BARNES! His opponent… From Cincinnati, Ohio… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… DEAN AMBROSE!
(“Playing The Saints” plays as Dean Ambrose enters the arena…)
Mark:This is the in ring debut of Dean Ambrose and as you and I both know this is a dangerous man…
Rhino:Yes he is…
Mark:Hopefully he stays away from the announce booth and stays in the ring…
Rhino:He better…
Mark:Dean Ambrose goes right on the attack of Dewey Barnes… As Dean Ambrose nails Dewey Barnes with a few right hands and now whips him off in to the ropes… Big Clothesline!
Rhino:He was looking to take Dewey’s head off right there…
Mark:Dean Ambrose mounts Dewey Barnes and nails him with right hands…
Rhino:He is just opening up on Dewey…
Mark:Dean Ambrose picks up Dewey Barnes and sets him up… Suplex Powerbomb!
Rhino:Nice move by Dean Ambrose…
Mark:Dean Ambrose just stomps right on the face of Dewey Barnes…
Rhino:Look at Dean Ambrose just taunts the fans right now…
Mark:He is trying to get under their skin…
Rhino:That is what he is good at…
Mark:Dean Ambrose with a Twisting Elbow Drop right to the chest of Dewey Barnes…
Rhino:Dewey Barnes is just taking a beating here in the debut of Dean Ambrose…
Mark:Dewey Barnes is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:I would just stay down if I was Dewey Barnes…
Mark:Snap DDT! Dropping Dewey Barnes right on his head…
Rhino:You can see the intensity in Dean Ambrose…
Mark:Dean Ambrose now picks up a beaten down Dewey Barnes…
Rhino:Just finish this off Dean… Leave the poor kid alone…
Mark:HEADLOCK DRIVER!
Rhino:Thats it right there…
Mark:Dean Ambrose covers Dewey Barnes 1…………………2……………3…NO! Dean Ambrose pulled up Dewey Barnes…
Rhino:Come on Dean… Just end it will ya…
Mark:Dean Ambrose is picking up Dewey Barnes… HEADLOCK DRIVER!
Rhino:Come on Dean just cover him now…
Mark:Dean Ambrose covers Dewey Barnes a second time 1……………..2………..3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DEAN AMBROSE!
Rhino:Dean Ambrose impressive in his EWA Debut…
Mark:The dangerous Dean Ambrose has arrived here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Rhino:Everyone on the roster better look out… Dean Ambrose has arrived…
Mark:We are now getting set for our main event… Lets check in one last time with Kent Richardson… Kent…
Kent:Hey Guys… Security has surrounded the limo here in the parking lot… No one has gotten out…
Rhino:Well we are getting close…
Kent:I know guys… I…
Mark:Kent sorry to interrupt… But something is happening here in the arena right now…
(“Giving In” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Thats William McConnell’s music…
Mark:Was he not in that limo?
Rhino:I guess not…
Mark:The fans are on their feet right now waiting for William McConnell to make his entrance here in Safeco Field…
Rhino:You can feel the excitement in the air right now…
Mark:68,000 fans are on their feet right now for the return of William McConnell…
Rhino:Here we go!
Mark:Thats not William McConnell… Thats Triple H!
Rhino:What the hell is going on here?
Mark:Triple H is on the stage and the fans inside the building are not happy…
Rhino:Those cheers turned in to boos really quickly with Triple H out here now…
Mark:Looks like Triple H is going to speak now…
HHH:Are you people honestly surprised to see me?
(Crowd Boos)
HHH:Did you really expect William McConnell to show up here tonight?
(Crowd Screams Yes)
HHH:Then once again William McConnell has let each and everyone of you down…Because I can tell you right now… Kent Richardson there is no one inside that limo you have been watching… William McConnell is NOT here tonight…
(Crowd Boos)
HHH:I sent the plane… I got him the limo and William McConnell decided that tonight he was not going to be here… Once again letting each and every single one of you down…
Crowd:You Suck…You Suck… You Suck!
HHH:Dont blame me… This isnt my doing… I did the right thing here… I gave him the invitation… I told him I would get him here and he decided not to be here… So if you have anyone to blame its him… Its not me…
Crowd:Asshole…Asshole…Asshole!
Rhino:You have 68,000 people calling Triple H an asshole… Its fantastic…
HHH:So tonight William McConnell will miss out on the BIGGEST MATCH in EWA History… But like I said tonight is going to be one of the BIGGEST matches in EWA History so lets not waste any…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:SPEAR!
Rhino:Someone just speared Triple H off the stage!
Mark:What the hell just happened?
Rhino:I dont know…
Mark:A man in a hooded jacket just speared Triple H off the stage…
Rhino:Who in the hell would do such a thing?
Mark:Thats Big Daddy Ace!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is smirking as the crowd is excited once again…
Ace:Hey Hunter, Shut Up!
(Crowd Cheers)
Ace:Its time to fight! Heres your belt!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just gave a referee the championship…
Mark:The Triple Tier Cage had been lowered as Triple H was talking and now we have an official hooking up the championship at the very top of the Triple Tier Cage…
Rhino:EWA Medical staff is helping Triple H to the back right now…
Mark:I think once he recovers Big Daddy Ace is in a lot of trouble… But with Big Daddy Ace out here… Its time for the Extreme Bowl!
Extreme Bowl 2014
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match
Omega vs Damien Sandow vs Big Daddy Ace vs Lone Jobber vs Shawn Michaels
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP and is the EXTREME BOWL! Introducing first… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 247 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“Wherever I May Roam” as Big Daddy Ace walks down to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Palo Alto, California… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… DAMIEN SANDOW!
(“Aleluya De El Mesias” plays as Damien Sandow enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From The Slaughter House… And now residing in the EWA Offices in Altanta,Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From Washington, DC… Weighing in at 444 Pounds…The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…OMEGA!
(“Hail Mary” plays as Omega enters the arena…)
Mark:All five men have been locked inside the Triple Tier Cage…
Rhino:This is going to be good…
Mark:You have all five me in the ring looking at their surroundings…
Rhino:You have to wonder what is going through everyones mind as they stand in the ring knowing that only one of them is going to leave as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes right for Omega…
Rhino:And we are off!
Mark:Big Daddy Ace and Omega are trading right hands…
Rhino:Damien Sandow leaves the ring and is going right for the ladder…
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber just shared a look with one another and both men just left the ring…
Rhino:They are surrounding Damien Sandow…
Mark:Damien Sandow went for the ladder and Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber have him surrounded… Big Daddy Ace is backing Omega in to the corner…
Rhino:There is no where for Damien Sandow to go…
Mark:Damien Sandow is trying to make a deal with either Shawn Michaels or Lone Jobber…
Rhino:It doesnt look like either man is going for the deal he is offering…
Mark:Shawn Michaels strikes Damien Sandow with a right hand…
Rhino:Lone Jobber nails Damien Sandow with a right hand…
Mark:They are going back and forth trading shots on Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just sent Omega in to the farside corner…
Mark:Damien Sandow is dazed… Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber grab Damien Sandow by the trunks and they toss him right in to the cage wall…
Rhino:Damien Sandow bounced right off the cage…
Mark:One more time for good measure as Lone Jobber and Shawn Michaels toss Damien Sandow in to the cage…
Rhino:Im shocked to see the team work by Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber…
Mark:I wouldnt expect it to last long…
Rhino:Probably not…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace dives in to the corner… Omega caught him… Fallaway Slam! By Omega sending Big Daddy Ace across the ring…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels grabs ahold of Damien Sandow… Atomic Drop!
Rhino:Damien Sandow is dazed again…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs Damien Sandow and now nails him an Atomic Drop of his own…
Rhino:They are trying to out do one another right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now grabs Damien Sandow and tosses him in to the cage…
Rhino:He just bounced right off the cage…
Mark:Lone Jobber now has Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Sandow is screaming for them to stop…
Mark:Lone Jobber tosses Damien Sandow in to the cage…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is just laying on the ground and not moving…
Mark:I think he is tired of bouncing around…
Rhino:Omega has Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Omega just pressed Big Daddy Ace up in to the air and he hit the top of the cage above them…
Rhino:Ouch!
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is staggering back up on to his feet… Omega nails Big Daddy Ace with a clothesline…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber are looking at one another once again…
Mark:They look to be talking out a strategy right now…
Rhino:It seems like they know what is ahead of them and thats Omega…
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber roll back in to the ring…
Rhino:They are now looking right at Omega…
Mark:You are looking at three of the most controversial men in EWA history right now…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just told Shawn… Lets do this…
Mark:Both men make the move right for Omega…
Rhino:Here we go…
Mark:Omega is trying to fight off both Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber right now…
Rhino:Look at them go…
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber whip Omega in to the ropes… Double Dropkick!
Rhino:That took Omega right off of his feet…
Mark:Omega is now staggering back up…
Rhino:Here they come…
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber clothesline Omega over the top rope and to the floor goes Omega…
Rhino:Its Shawn Michaels and the DX Dude working together one more time… Who knew…
Mark:Now they both look at the cage and look at each other and now they are both making a race for the ladder…
Rhino:Here they go…
Mark:Both men are now pulling on the ladder…
Rhino:Neither man is willing to give up the ladder…
Mark:Its a tug of war going on right now…
Rhino:Neither side is winning…
Mark:Damien Sandow charges at both men and drives them backwards in to the cage wall with an assist from the ladder…
Rhino:Damien Sandow just got his revenge on both men are the same time…
Mark:Damien Sandow now has control of the ladder…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow nails him right in the face with the ladder…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back up…
Mark:Damien Sandow charges and nails Shawn Michaels right in the face with the ladder as well..
Rhino:Damien Sandow told them take that…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is up on the top rope and he dives right down on to Damien Sandow!
Rhino:Damien Sandow didnt see that coming at all…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now slides the ladder in to the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace wants to be the first one to make his way in to the second tier of this Triple Tier Cage…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has the ladder setup…
Rhino:Omega is getting back in to the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace was half way up the ladder…
Rhino:Omega grabs Ace by the leg…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace just kicked Omega in the face and continues to climb up the ladder…
Rhino:What is Ace doing here?
Mark:SPEAR OFF THE LADDER!
Rhino:Hell of a move right there by Big Daddy Ace taking out Omega…
Mark:Omega got taken out by that spear…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow just pulled Big Daddy Ace out of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber just rolled back in to the ring…
Mark:Looks like Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber are now climbing their way in to the second cage…
Rhino:Damien Sandow and Big Daddy Ace are trading shots on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has Damien Sandow… Damien Sandow reverses Big Daddy Ace and sends him off in to the side of the cage…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber have made their way in to the second tier of the cage…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace staggers around and Damien Sandow nails him with a DDT!
Rhino:Damien Sandow is now looking underneath the ring for something…
Mark:What could he be looking for?
Rhino:He has found a pair of handcuffs!
Mark:Damien Sandow looks right at Omega and just grabbed him by the arm and has just handcuffed Omega to the bottom rope…
Rhino:That was a smart move by Damien Sandow as it is taking Omega out of this match up for the time being…
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber look around and here they finally go… As Shawn Michaels nails Lone Jobber with a couple of chops right across the chest…
Rhino:Lone Jobber fires back with a couple of chops of his own…
Mark:Its a chop fest going on inside the second tier of the cage…
Rhino:Woooo!
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks Shawn Michaels in the midsection and tosses him in to the cage wall!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is hurting after that…
Mark:Shawn Michaels staggers around and gets taken down with a clothesline…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just got knocked back in to the cage wall by Damien Sandow…
Mark:Lone Jobber just pulled down a steel chair…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber nails Shawn Michaels right across the back with the steel chair…
Rhino:Lone Jobber isnt done…
Mark:Another steel chair shot right across the back of the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:Omega is trying to break free of the handcuffs…
Mark:Damien Sandow is climbing up the ladder in to the second cage…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is lining up Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Damien Sandow from behind grabs the chair from Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber turns around and Damien Sandow nails him right in the face with the Steel Chair…
Rhino:Look at Omega frustrated that he cant yank the cuff off the rope…
Mark:Damien Sandow now pulls down a singapore cane and nails Shawn Michaels right in the head with the cane…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has been busted wide open by Damien Sandow…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is moving around in the first cage…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is now mounting Shawn Michaels…
Mark:He is just laying in the right hands to the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:The blood is really flowing from the forehead of Shawn Michaels right now…
Mark:Damien Sandow grabs Shawn Michaels and just grates his face right across the cage…
Rhino:He is ripping at the forehead of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back up on to his feet and he just pulled down a guitar…
Rhino:Damien Sandow doesnt see it…
Mark:Damien Sandow turns around and walks right in to a Guitar Shot! From Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Thats a new tune from Lone Jobber…
Mark:Its a head banging tune…
Rhino:Yes it is…
Mark:Lone Jobber now has a hold of the singapore cane…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is lining up Damien Sandow…
Mark:Low Blow! By Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:He was able to climb up the ladder as all of this was going on…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now grabs Lone Jobber and tosses him aggressively in to the cage wall…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is hurting …
Mark:Big Daddy Ace grabs him again and tosses him in to the other side of the cage wall…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is trying to get back up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace runs him over with a clothesline!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace right now has taken control of this match up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to exit the cage door… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:As Big Daddy Ace opened the door Shawn Michaels nailed him with Sweet Chin Music…
Mark:That was a knock out kick right there by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was blindsided by it…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now opening up the cage door…
Rhino:Omega just broke out of the handcuffs…
Mark:Here we go…
Rhino:Omega looks up and says screw it…
Mark:What does he mean by that?
Rhino:What he means is what hes doing now…
Mark:He just kicked the cage door open and is now climbing up the side of the cage…
Rhino:We have a pissed off giant among us now and if you are going to win the EWA World Heavyweight Championship you are going to have to go through him it looks like…
Mark:Damien Sandow and Shawn Michaels have gotten out of the second cage and are now fighting with one another…
Rhino:You have Lone Jobber and Big Daddy Ace both laid out…
Mark:SUPERKICK! NO!
Rhino:Damien Sandow ducked the superkick…
Mark:YOU’RE WELCOME!
Rhino:Damien Sandow just planted Shawn Michaels right in to the cage…
Mark:Omega is up on the cage now…
Rhino:Here we go…
Mark:Omega is going right for Damien Sandow… Damien Sandow goes for a right hand… Omega blocks and nails him with right hands…
Rhino:Omega is just unloading on Damien Sandow right now…
Mark:Omega lifts Damien Sandow up high in the air…
Rhino:Oh No!
Mark:Omega is going to toss Damien Sandow off the top of the cage…
Rhino:I think we are about to have a flying sandow…
Mark:Low Card Kick!
Rhino:That just saved Damien Sandow…
Mark:Lone Jobber took down Omega with that kick…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is now trying to crawl around the cage…
Mark:Omega is getting back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber hooks him up… HERTIAGE! NO! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:That send Lone Jobber crashing in to the cage…
Mark:Damien Sandow is crawling around the cage to the other side…
Rhino:Omega has a hold of Lone Jobber…
Mark:Omega throws Lone Jobber through the cage door back in to the second cage…
Rhino:Lone Jobber hit the door hard…
Mark:Omega now sees Damien Sandow trying to climb up the second cage to the third cage…
Rhino:Look out Sandow…
Mark:Omega is climbing up the cage as well…
Rhino:Its a race to see who gets up there first…
Mark:Damien Sandow is up first…
Rhino:Omega is up as well…
Mark:Omega grabs on to Damien Sandow as he started to try and climb up the third cage…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Damien Sandow…
Mark:Omega grabs him by the throat… CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:He just sent Damien Sandow crashing down on to the top of the first cage!
Mark:There is no one right now standing in the way of Omega…
Rhino:All Omega has to do is climbing up the third cage and pull down the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Did you hear that sound?
Rhino:What was it?
Mark:Big Daddy Ace just smacked Omega right in the leg with a singapore cane…
Rhino:That will slow down the big man…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now climbing up the cage with the singapore cane…
Rhino:The fight is about to be on right now on top of the second tier of the cage…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace nails Omega right in the back with the singapore cane…
Rhino:He is lining him up one more time…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace swings… Omega blocks it…
Rhino:Omega now has control of the cane…
Mark:Omega swings…Big Daddy Ace ducks and Omega breaks the cane across the cage…
Rhino:Look out!
Mark:RUNNING SPEAR OFF THE CAGE!
Rhino:Both Men just fell off the top of the second tier of the cage…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace speared himself and Omega off the cage…
Rhino:Both men are now laid out on the cage right now and there is no movement in sight from the two…
Mark:Now look who is about to take advantage of the situation and thats Lone Jobber…
Rhino:The master of the bowl and the Odds on Favorite is now climbing up the second cage…
Mark:Lone Jobber now is up on the second cage and is looking to climb up the third cage right now…
Rhino:He is slowly getting up the cage…
Mark:Look who is climbing up the other side…
Rhino:Its Shawn Michaels…
Mark:I dont think Lone Jobber sees him climbing up the other side…
Rhino:I didnt see it at first…
Mark:Lone Jobber looking like he has a clear path to the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Shawn is up on the second cage now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is pulling himself up and now Shawn Michaels pulls him down…
Rhino:Here we go…
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber are now trading shots back and forth right now on top of the second cage…
Rhino:They are really laying in to one another…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for a clothesline… Shawn Michaels ducks… Lone Jobber turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber ducked the kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs Shawn Michaels and is trying to toss him off the cage…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is stopping it…
Mark:Damien Sandow… Damien Sandow is up on the other side of the cage…
Rhino:He is quickly trying to climb up the third cage…
Mark:No one sees him…
Rhino:Lone Jobber and Shawn Michaels are too focused on each other…
Mark:Lone Jobber just tossed Shawn Michaels in to the third cage…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels bounced off the cage wall…
Mark:Lone Jobber finally sees Damien Sandow trying to get up the cage…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just pulled him down…
Mark:Omega and Big Daddy Ace have both started to move right now…
Rhino:They are barely moving but they are moving…
Mark:Damien Sandow and Lone Jobber are now going back and forth right now…
Rhino:Omega is up on his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is up on his feet as well as they both are trying to climb up the cage on opposite sides…
Rhino:They are both moving slowly…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for clothesline… Damien Sandow ducks… YOU’RE WELCOME!
Rhino:Lone Jobber has been just dropped all the way down on to the top of the first cage…
Mark:The only thing standing in the way of Damien Sandow is himself…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is looking to become the next EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is up on the second tier of the cage…
Rhino:Omega has gotten up as well…
Mark:Damien Sandow is close to the top of the third cage…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is up now on the top of the second cage…
Mark:Shawn Michaels pulls Damien Sandow down…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is trying to hang on…
Mark:Damien Sandow is now down on top of the second cage…
Rhino:They are exchanging shots…
Mark:Omega is looking to climb up the second cage…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges… SPEAR! NO!
Rhino:Omega moved out of the way…
Mark:Omega spins Big Daddy Ace around…
Rhino:Omega has Big Daddy Ace by the throat…
Mark:CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:He just drove him down in to the cage…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is out…
Rhino:Damien Sandow has a bloody Shawn Michaels hooked up…
Mark:YOU’RE WELCOME! NO!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels escapes…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn hit the kick…
Mark:Damien Sandow just fell off the top of the cage…
Rhino:Sandow is down…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is climbing up the cage…
Rhino:Omega is trying to get up the cage…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is up on the top of the third cage…
Rhino:Omega is on top of the second cage…
Mark:Shawn Michaels Grabs The Title! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Has Done It!
Mark:Shawn Michaels has won the Extreme Bowl…
Rhino:What a classic battle this was…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is standing on top of the Triple Tier Cage a bloody mess… But he is standing there as Champion…
Rhino:His kids will see their father return home as Champion…
Mark:All five men battled through hell and back tonight… But it was Shawn Michaels who was able to come out on top with the championship…
Rhino:What a battle… What a showdown…
Mark:What a night… Shawn Michaels is once again EWA World Heavyweight Champion! Good Night Everyone!
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