May-Hem 2014
(Earlier Today)
Paul Heyman:Ladies and Gentlemen, My Name is Paul Heyman and I am the advocate for the man who will tonight make the BIGGEST Impact on the Extreme Wrestling Alliance, that man’s name is Jeremy Johnson. And my client will Jeremy Johnson will CONQUER the 2014 May-Hem Rumble, like my other Client, BRRROOOCCCKKK LESSSNAR, CONQUERED The STREAK!
(Static Cut)
The Rock:Finally… THE ROCK has Come Back to CLEVELAND! And Finally, The Rock for one night only has decided to make his return BACK to the Extreme Wrestling Alliance! And tonight in front of the Millions… AND Millions of The Rock’s fans… The Rock will layeth the smacketh down on ALLLLLL twenty nine of their roody poo candy asses! Because tonight The Rock walks down that isle… Throws all them sum bitches over the top rope and walks out the WINNER of the 2014 May-Hem Rumble… IF YOU SMELLLLLLLALALALALALA WHAT THE ROCK… IS… COOKIN!
(Static Cut)
Whiplash:Eh Yo! Tonight, its not about my small package… Tonight is about Whippin Some Ass! Thats right bitches, Whiplash is back and ready to kick all of your asses… My time is here and you all better get the fuck out of my way. You twenty nine other men will realize that when I win this rumble, you will all know that you DONT FUCK WITH THE WHIPLASH!
(Static Cut)
Dragon:Yo Prodigy.
Prodigy:Yo Dragon.
Dragon:Lets look at all of this competition shall we. You have a bunch of hasbeens, a bunch of neverwas… And then you have us.
Prodigy:The greatest tag team ever!
Dragon:Dont any of you forget it. And tonight, twenty eight other men will realize that you DONT MESS WITH THE BEST, BECAUSE YOU WILL END UP LIKE THE REST! And Thats Tossed Out of the ring, as one of us walks out the winner of the May-Hem Rumble!
Prodigy:EWA… PREPARE TO BE IMMORTIALIZED!
(Static Cut)
Hulk Hogan:Whats up Maniacs! Ive said my prayers… Ive eaten my vitamins… And tonight Hulkamaniacs… I run Wild on the Entire EWA! Because tonight Brother, The man with the Twenty Four Inch Pythons is gonna pick you all up and dump you over the top rope, one by one, until I walk out the winner Brother! So EWA Maniacs… Whatcha Gonna Do what Hulk Hogan and his Hulkamanics win the May-hem Rumble and Run Wild On YOU!
(Static Cut)
Mark:We are live in Cleveland, Ohio… Welcome to May-Hem!
Rhino:Are they here?
Mark:Who?
Rhino:Those guys…
Mark:What guys?
Rhino:Those guys from last year…
Mark:No they arent here…
Rhino:Are you sure?
Mark:Yes!
Rhino:Okay, I feel better then…
Mark:There is no takeover here… But tonight is about stars from the past and present competing in the 30 Man over the top rope May-Hem Rumble with the winner getting guaranteed shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship when ever they choose…
Rhino:Everyone seems to be here for this show…
Mark:As we heard early today the likes of The Rock, Jeremy Johnson, Hulk Hogan and even Whiplash are here tonight to make an impact…
Rhino:Thats for damn sure…
Mark:That is to go along with the rest of the EWA roster who are scheduled to compete in the May-Hem Rumble… Including Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Dont Forget about Lone Jobber
Mark:Right… Also have former EWA World Champion Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Omega…
Mark:Of course there is Omega and even the returning William McConnell…
Rhino:Are we sure he is here?
Mark:Last I checked… He is here…
Rhino:Because I remember the Extreme Bowl… They said he was here and he never did show up for the Extreme Bowl…
Mark:Yes but that was everyone hoping he would be here for the Extreme Bowl… He is here for the May-Hem Rumble…
Rhino:Alright…
Mark:Also tonight the EWA World Heavyweight Championship is going to be on the line when Shawn Michaels defends against Subway…
Rhino:That should be a good battle…
Mark:And it will be a TLC Match…
Rhino:That just adds to the excitement…
Mark:It sure does Rhino… It sure does… And we arent going to waste anytime and we are going to kick the night off with the EWA World Heavyweight Championship on the line…
Rhino:Oh Boy!
Mark:Lets get to the ring…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship TLC Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Subway
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall and is the TLC Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first… The Challenger… From Wildwood, New Jersey… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:The belt is hanging above the ring…
Rhino:We have two EWA greats facts to face in the center of the ring…
Mark:What better way to kick off May-Hem 2014!
Rhino:Oh Yeah!
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:What the? You said they werent here!
Mark:I guess I was…
(Lights Go On as camera pans)
Rhino:Rebel?
Mark:Looks like Rebel accidentally hit the switch…
Rhino:He scared the crap out of me…
Mark:I think he scared the crap out of everyone… Anyway… Back to the ring… The bell sounds and we are underway…
Rhino:There is trash talking going on back and forth between both men…
Mark:Subway strikes first with hard forearm shots to Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels fires back with a couple of hard chops right across the chest…
Rhino:Wooo!
Mark:Shawn Michaels with an irish whip… Subway with a reversal… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway charges… Shawn Michaels ducks and pulls down the top rope and Subway goes over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:He hit the floor hard…
Mark:Subway gets back up on to his feet… Shawn Michaels launches himself over the top rope and right down on to the challenger on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels took an early chance and it paid off…
Mark:Shawn Michaels nails Subway with hard right hands on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:He is now pulling him back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels grabs a hold of Subway and rams him in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:He went head first in to the guard rail…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now rolls Subway back in to the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is up on the top rope…
Mark:Subway is back up and Shawn Michaels connects with a double axe handle off the top rope right down on to Subway…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is now heading back to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is bringing a steel chair in to the ring…
Rhino:Business is now picking up with a chair being brought in to the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with the chair and he cracks Subway right across the back with the steel chair…
Rhino:He caught him good right there…
Mark:Subway is on his knees and Shawn Michaels nails him right across the back one more time with that steel chair…
Rhino:That has to hurt…
Mark:It sure does… As Shawn Michaels is now wedging the chair in between the turnbuckles…
Rhino:What does he have in mind here?
Mark:Subway is getting up to his feet… Shawn Michaels grabs him by the head and walks him over to the corner…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:Shawn Michaels attempts to drive Subways head in to the chair… Subway blocks and rams Shawn Michaels head on to the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is spinning around…
Mark:Subway grabs Shawn Michaels and now tosses him head first in to the steel chair…
Rhino:That didnt go as Shawn Michaels had planned…
Mark:You can see the dent Shawn Michaels head to just made right there…
Rhino:Subway is now unwedging the chair…
Mark:Subway has the chair and he nails Shawn Michaels right in the midsection with the chair…
Rhino:Subway isnt done…
Mark:Subway lays the chair out on the ground and now picks up Shawn Michaels and slams him right down on to the steel chair…
Rhino:He went back first in to the chair…
Mark:Subway now goes to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Subway is bringing a table in to the ring…
Mark:He is also setting up a table up around the ring…
Rhino:He has something in mind does the X-Core Solider…
Mark:Subway now back in the ring… Shawn Michaels is back up on to his feet and Subway with a spin kick right to the midsection of Shawn Michaels and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:Subway now is setting up the table he brought in to the ring…
Mark:Subway has the table setup and is now laying Shawn Michaels out on the table…
Rhino:He is just laying in to him with right hands…
Mark:Subway now goes up to the top rope…
Rhino:Subway is going to fly!
Mark:Big Splash! Connects! Driving Shawn Michaels through the table!
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is down…
Mark:He is hurting too…
Rhino:Subway is now going to the outside and is bringing a ladder in to the ring…
Mark:After that big splash its Subways chance to make his climb to the top rope to retrieve the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Subway has the ladder setup…
Mark:Subway is now climbing up the ladder…
Rhino:He is getting close to becoming the next EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He is grabbing at the leg of Subway…
Mark:Subway kicks Shawn Michaels away…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just grabbed the chair…
Mark:Subway reaches up and Shawn Michaels nails him right across the back with the Steel Chair!
Rhino:That is gonna stop him…
Mark:One more time Shawn Michaels nails him with the steel chair!
Rhino:Subway just fell off the ladder…
Mark:He hit the canvas hard…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now stomping at the face of Subway…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now closes up the ladder…
Rhino:He is bringing it to the corner…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has the ladder setup in the corner… Shawn Michaels grabs Subway and throws him face first in to the ladder…
Rhino:Subway is now down on the canvas…
Mark:Shawn Michaels climbs the corner and is now on the top rope…
Rhino:What is he doing here?
Mark:Shawn Michaels rides the ladder right down on to the challenger Subway…
Rhino:Vintage Shawn Michaels!
Mark:Subway is hurting…
Rhino:It doesnt look like Shawn Michaels is done…
Mark:He has just gone back to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:He is bringing another steel chair in to the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has the chair and lays it on the mat…
Rhino:What is he doing with Subway?
Mark:Shawn Michaels grabs Subway and lays him down face first on the chair…
Rhino:Oh no… Hes not going to do what I think he is going to do?
Mark:I think he is…
Rhino:We are about to see some brain cells scrambled…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has the other chair… CONCHAIRTO!
Rhino:Subway has to be out cold after that conchairto…
Mark:Shawn Michaels thinks so and he is now grabbing a hold of the ladder…
Rhino:Shawn has the ladder setup…
Mark:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is making his climb up the the ladder…
Rhino:He is getting close to walking out of here as still the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is getting close…
Rhino:Subway is up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels reaches up for the championship… Subway pushes the ladder over!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is hanging on to the EWA World Heavyweight Championship!
Mark:He is hanging in midair…
Rhino:There is no place for Shawn Michaels to go right now but down…
Mark:Shawn is trying to unhook the championship… Subway has Shawn Michaels by the legs… Subway yanks him down… POWERBOMB!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels driven right in to the canvas without the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Nice job by Subway to stop Shawn Michaels from pulling down the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Subway now has a hold of the ladder…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Subway charges and nails Shawn Michaels right in the face with the ladder and it knocks him back in to the ropes…
Rhino:Uh oh!
Mark:Subway charges and he knocks Shawn Michaels over the top rope with the ladder…
Rhino:Big time move right there by Subway…
Mark:Subway is now opening up the ladder…
Rhino:Thats not near the championship…
Mark:What is he doing?
Rhino:Subway just rolled to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Subway is now repositioning the table he had setup earlier and is now laying Shawn Michaels out on the table…
Rhino:Subway is back in the ring…
Mark:What is this man going to do?
Rhino:Whatever it is… Its going to be huge!
Mark:Subway is up on the ladder…
Rhino:Incoming!
Mark:FLYING ELBOW DROP OFF THE LADDER! MISSED!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels moved!
Mark:Subway just went crashing through the table…
Rhino:That moved could have just cost Subway the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Subway wanted to put Shawn Michaels away for good.. But it back fired…
Rhino:Can we see a replay?
Mark:You asked and you shall receive… As we see on the Extreme Replay brought to us by CB Radio… Heard Saturday Nights at Midnightish ET on wildtalkradio.com…. Subway leaped off the ladder and at the very last second Shawn Michaels saw him coming and he rolled off the table and Subway crashed right through it…
Rhino:That was fifteen feet in the air…
Mark:Subway is hurting on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just crawled back in to the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michael is now setting up the ladder and is going to make his climb to retain the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:There is no one is his way right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is beginning his slow climb to the championship…
Rhino:He is almost there…
Mark:Subway is back in the ring…
Rhino:How is he even standing?!?
Mark:Subway pushes the ladder over and Shawn Michaels goes crashing in to the top rope!
Rhino:He went side first in to the rope…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is spinning around dazed… SUBLINE!
Rhino:Subway hit it!
Mark:Subway just laid out the EWA World Heavyweight Champion with the Subline!
Rhino:Subway is now trying to setup the ladder…
Mark:Shawn Michaels isnt moving…
Rhino:Subway is climbing up to get the championship…
Mark:He is moving slowly up the ladder…
Rhino:He is getting close to the championship…
Mark:Subway reaches and Shawn Michaels pulls him down a couple of rungs!
Rhino:Subway had his finger tips on the championship…
Mark:Shawn Michaels yanks him off the ladder…
Rhino:Subway doesnt look happy being yanked off…
Mark:Subway goes for a clothesline… Shawn Michaels ducks… Subway turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Subway has to be out cold after Sweet Chin Music…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is looking to climb the ladder…
Rhino:He is on his way to retaining the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is getting close to the EWA World Heavyweight Championshp hanging above the ring…
Rhino:Subway is starting to move…
Mark:Subway has the chair…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has the title…
Mark:No He Doesnt! Subway nailed him right across the back with the steel chair…
Rhino:That just stopped Shawn Michaels in his tracks…
Mark:Subway is now climbing up the other side of the ladder…
Rhino:He slid the chair in between the ladder…
Mark:Subway and Shawn Michaels are now battling at the top of the ladder…
Rhino:The Heavyweight Championship hangs above their heads…
Mark:Shawn Michaels goes for a right hand and Subway blocks and drives Shawn Michaels head right in to the top of the ladder…
Rhino:Subway is reaching down for the chair…
Mark:Subway now reaches back…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:Subway swings… Shawn Michaels blocks and grabs the chair from Subway…
Rhino:Uh oh!
Mark:Shawn Michaels hits Subway right in the head with the chair!
Rhino:Subway is dazed…
Mark:Shawn Michaels swings again… Big Chair Shot!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just knocked Subway Off The Ladder!
Mark:That second chair shot knocked out Subway…
Rhino:That was a huge shot…
Mark:Shawn Michaels reaches up and he grabs the championship! Its Over!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion SHAWN MICHAELS!
Mark:By one small hair… Shawn Michaels is walking out of May-Hem still the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:What a match up we just witnessed here tonight between these two men…
Mark:They battled and battled…But tonight was Shawn Michaels night..
Rhino:Yes it was…
Mark:We are going backstage right now as something is happening… Kent…
Kent:Thanks Mark… We are outside of Triple H’s office looking to get word with Triple H…
(Knocks on Door)
Kent:Triple H, can we get a word?
(Door Opens)
HHH:So do we have an understanding…
CM Punk:Yes We do…
HHH:Good… Now get it done…
Kent:Punk?
CM Punk:Whats Up Kent?
Kent:What are you doing here?
CM Punk:Why dont you ask him…
Kent:Hunter?
HHH:We just made a really nice business deal…
Kent:What kind of deal?
HHH:Lets just say… The Shield turned in their front row tickets for a few spots in the rumble…
Kent:Why?
HHH:Because I need them to take care of some business… Some Big Nasty Business… If you know what I mean…
Kent:No I Dont…
HHH:Well you will find out… Anything else?
Kent:I guess not…
HHH:Then let the May-Hem continue… Shall we?
Kent:I guess so…Mark.. Back to you…
Mark:Thanks Kent… We are told that no Dirt Sheet was sent in this week… So it will return next time… But now its time for the 2014 May-Hem Rumble!
30 Man Over The Top Rope May-Hem Rumble
Winner Gets a Guaranteed Shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the 30 Man Over The Top May-Hem Rumble! The Winner of the Rumble gets a Guaranteed Shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Man who drew Number One! From Washington, DC… Weighing in at 444 Pounds…OMEGA!
(“Hail Mary” plays as Omega enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Introducing Number Two… From Princeton, Minnesota… BOB BACKLUND!
(“Hail to the Chief” plays as Bob Backlund enters the arena…)
Mark:Well Omega got his wish and he is starting out Number One…
Rhino:Unfortunately for Bob Backlund he drew number two…
Mark:Yes he did… Bob Backlund is taking his time right now as he tries to square off against the pissed off giant known as Omega…
Rhino:He hasnt been a happy camper as of late…
Mark:When has Omega ever been happy?
Rhino:I have no idea… Thats a good point…
Mark:Bob Backlund offers a handshake to Omega… Omega grabs him by the arm and nails him with a hard shoulder block…
Rhino:He was not going to offer up any sort of Handshake…
Mark:Bob Backlund gets back up on to his feet and Omega grabs him and tosses him in to the corner…
Rhino:Omega is opening up on the 64 Year Old Bob Backlund…
Mark:Omega now with a huge hip toss sending Bob Backlund right across the ring…
Rhino:It seems like Omega is just toying around with Bob Backlund…
Mark:This was not the fight Bob Backlund probably signed up for…
Rhino:He signed up to compete and he should have realized he was going to end up in the ring with the pissed off giant at some point…
Mark:I guess you are right about that one… As Bob Backlund is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Omega has him lined up…
Mark:Big Boot!
Rhino:That takes his head off right there…
Mark:Omega now grabs Bob Backlund and lifts him up high in the air and presses him over the top rope and to the floor goes Bob Backlund…
Rhino:Good bye Mr. Backlund…
Pa Announcer:Bob Backlund Has Been Eliminated!
(10…9…8…7….6…5…4…3…2…1)
Rhino:Who is it going to be!
(“Hava Nagila” plays as Barry Horowitz enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Barry Horowtiz!
Mark:One of all of the classic all time jobbers in Wrestling History…
Rhino:You mean every Jewish person makes a good jobber…
Mark:Well we dont have to look much further than our resident Jobber… Lone Jobber…
Rhino:He is the Keeper of the Kipah and the Hebrew Hero…
Mark:Barry Horowitz goes right after Omega nailing him with a couple of hard shots…
Rhino:They arent having any real effect…
Mark:Barry Horowitz connects with a dropkick!
Rhino:That moved Omega about an inch…
Mark:He is patting himself on the back for that…
Rhino:I wouldnt be patting myself on the back for that one just yet…
Mark:Barry Horowitz goes for a second dropkick and Omega swats him away…
Rhino:Told ya…
Mark:Omega is now picking Barry Horowtiz up and grabs his arm and is using Barry Horowtiz’s arm to pat himself on the back…
Rhino:Omega is having some fun with Barry Horowitz right now…
Mark:Omega now whips Barry Horowtiz in to the ropes… Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Big suplex right there!
Mark:Omega now grabs Barry Horowtiz by the head and tosses him out of the ring…
Rhino:So long Barry Horowtiz…
Pa Announcer:Barry Horowitz Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Omega is two for two on eliminations so far…
Mark:Yes he is…
Rhino:You have to wonder Mark, can Omega keep this up the entire time…
Mark:At some point the number games probably will catch up with Omega…
Rhino:You would have to assume that they would… But you never know…
Mark:You never really do…
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(“Desperado” plays as Terry Funk enters the arena…)
Mark:Its the Living Legend himself Terry Funk!
Rhino:The Funker!
Mark:Terry Funk is crazy enough to get in the ring with Omega…
Rhino:He is Middle Aged and Crazy…
Mark:I think he is past middle age at this point…
Rhino:You may be right…
Mark:Terry Funk unloads on Omega with chops right across the chest…
Rhino:He is laying in the chops…
Mark:Terry Funk steps on the toes of Omega and now grabs him by the head and nails him with a Headbutt!
Rhino:I think that headbutt staggered Terry Funk more than it did Omega…
Mark:Terry seems a little dazed… Omega grabs him by the head and nails him with a Headbutt!
Rhino:That knocked Terry Funk off of his feet…
Mark:Terry Funk now tries to get back up on to his feet… Omega nails him one more time with a Headbutt…
Rhino:Omega is very hard headed…
Mark:Thats for damn sure… As Omega now puts Terry Funk up on his shoulders… F5!
Rhino:He just planted him in the center of the ring…
Mark:Omega now pulling him back up on to his feet… Omega tosses Terry Funk out of the ring…
Rhino:Sorry Funker!
Pa Announcer:Terry Funk Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Terry Funk tried…
Mark:He really did try… But again Omega is Seven Foot Plus and over four hundred pounds… Terry Funk is 69 Years Old…
Rhino:I just hope he is okay after being tossed out of the ring…
Mark:Hopefully he is… As EWA Officials are helping him to the back as we speak…
Rhino:This is going exactly as Omega had planned…
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(“Whats Up People plays as Purgatory enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Purgatory!
Mark:Omega has a big grin on his face right now…
Rhino:Purgatory mentioned some sort of master plan…
Mark:Looks like this is part of the said master plan…
Rhino:Purgatory strutting down to the ring…
Mark:Purgatory gets in the ring and is now face to face with Omega…
Rhino:Here we go…
Mark:Purgatory says lift me!
Rhino:Lift Me?
Mark:Omega grabs Purgatory by the trunks and tosses him right out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Purgatory Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:The Plan Worked?
Mark:I guess it did…
Rhino:I suppose…
Mark:If the plan was for an easy elimination for Omega… Well that had to be his easiest Elimination so far here in to the 2014 May-Hem Rumble…
Rhino:That indeed it was…
Mark:Purgatory gives Omega the thumbs up after being eliminated from the match up…
Rhino:Omega is now screaming to the crowd is that the best you got…
Mark:It appears that things are working out exactly as Omega has had planned…
Rhino:He wants to win the Rumble to piss off Triple H and everyone else in the EWA that had desires of winning this match up…
Mark:So far he is on his way…
Rhino:There are a lot of people still to come though Mark…
Mark:That is very true as Purgatory was only number five…
Rhino:So maybe Purgatory didnt get the best number after all…
Mark:Maybe he really didnt…
Rhino:I wonder who is going to be the next man in this match up…
Mark:Sounds like its time to find out…
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(“Devious” plays as Christopher Daniels enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels!
Mark:One half of the tag team known as Bad Influence… Christopher Daniels is here and he has an apple-tini in his hand…
Rhino:Ive had a few of them… They are very good…
Mark:Did you have it because you thought it was just a tiny apple?
Rhino:I would like to plead the fifth on that one…
Mark:Christopher Daniels gets in the ring and tosses the apple-tini right in the face of Omega…
Rhino:That stuff can blind you…
Mark:Christopher Daniels goes right after Omega and nails him with hard kicks…
Rhino:Omega still cant see…
Mark:Christopher Daniels charges and nails Omega with a running kick right to the back of the head…
Rhino:That kick just stunned Omega…
Mark:Christopher Daniels now charges at Omega… Omega ducks and back drops Christopher Daniels over the top rope!
Rhino:Daniels landed on the ring apron…
Mark:Christopher Daniels now nails Omega with a hard forearm shot…
Rhino:That backs him up a little bit…
Mark:Springboard Forearm! By Christopher Daniels!
Rhino:Omega is rocked…
Mark:Omega is dazed on his feet right now… Christopher Daniels charges in and nails him with an Enziguri!
Rhino:Omega is still standing but he is dazed…
Mark:Christopher Daniels hooks up Omega… Last Rites! No!
Rhino:Omega blocked it…
Mark:Omega sends Christopher Daniels in to the ropes… Big Boot!
Rhino:He caught him right in the face with that big boot right there did Omega…
Mark:That is gonna stop Christopher Daniels right in his tracks…
Rhino:Oh it sure did…
Mark:Christopher Daniels is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He is getting up slow…
Mark:Omega grabs him by the throat… Chokeslam!
Rhino:Daniels was just planted in the canvas by that chokeslam from Omega…
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(“Devious” plays as Frankie Kazarian enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Frankie Kazarian…
Mark:Its the other half of Bad Influence…
Rhino:Good timing by Frankie Kazarian…
Mark:Kazarian comes right in to the ring and he nails Omega with a springboard dropkick!
Rhino:Nice dropkick by Frankie Kazarian…
Mark:Frankie Kazarian is now helping his partner Christopher Daniels back up on to his feet…
Rhino:If you are going to be get rid of Omega… You are going to need to use the numbers to your advantage…
Mark:That is what Bad Influence is looking to do right now…
Rhino:Which is the only strategy they have…
Mark:Bad Influence whip Omega in to the corner… Frankie Kazarian charges and nails him with a Flying Forearm Smash!
Rhino:Here comes Daniels…
Mark:Christopher Daniels nails him with one as well…
Rhino:Omega is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Bad Influence has him lined up… Double Superkick! No!
Rhino:Omega ducked the kicks…
Mark:Bad Influence turns around… Double Clothesline!
Rhino:They just got their heads taken off right there…
Mark:Omega now tosses Frankie Kazarian in to the corner…
Rhino:Hes not done…
Mark:Omega now sends Christopher Daniels in to Frankie Kazarian in the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Omega…
Mark:Big Splash!
Rhino:He just squashed them in the corner…
Mark:Both members of Bad Influence are now staggering out of the corner…
Rhino:They are in trouble right now…
Mark:Omega grabs them both by their head…
Rhino:Uh Oh!
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(“Rockhouse” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Who is coming out now?
Mark:Its Purgatory!
Rhino:But hes already been eliminated!
Mark:Looks like Purgatory has now joined the New World Order…
Rhino:So its nWo Purgatory…
Mark:Bad Influence gets tossed out of the ring by Omega…
Pa Announcer:Frankie Kazarian and Christopher Daniels have been Eliminated!
Rhino:So long Bad Influence…
Mark:So nWo Purgatory is making his way in to the ring…
Rhino:So which member of the n W o does Purgatory remind you off Mark…
Mark:He sort of reminds me of Syxx…
Rhino:I was thinking that too…
Mark:I think its the greasy hair that does it for me…
Rhino:I would agree…
Mark:Right nWo Purgatory gets in the face of Omega…
Rhino:Omega is trying to catch his breath after dealing with Bad Influence…
Mark:nWo Purgatory shoves Omega…
Rhino:Uh Oh…
Mark:Omega reaches back… Finger Poke!
Rhino:What The?!?
Mark:Omega with a Finger Poke of I guess Doom? As Purgatory goes stumbling backwards and over the top rope…
Pa Announcer:nWo Purgatory Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:That was one of the strangest eliminations I have ever seen…
Mark:It seems like the plan is continuing to work for Omega and his side kick for this match up Purgatory…
Rhino:It does indeed look like it is…
Mark:Omega is now trying to regroup…
Rhino:He took a beating with Bad Influence in the ring…
(10…9…8…7….6…5…4…3…2…1)
(“Real American” plays as Hulk Hogan enters the arena…)
Rhino:Oh My!
Mark:Listen to the ovation for Hulk Hogan!
Rhino:You can barely hear yourself in this arena right now…
Mark:All of the Cleveland Hulkamanics are going nuts for the Legendary Hulk Hogan…
Rhino:Business is now picking up I must say…
Mark:Hulk Hogan is headed right in to the ring and is going face to face with Omega…
Rhino:Here we go…
Mark:Omega goes for a right hand… Hulk Hogan blocks it and nails Omega with one of his own…
Rhino:Big shot right there…
Mark:Hulk Hogan goes for a shot and Omega this time blocks and takes Hulk Hogan down with a clothesline…
Rhino:He caught him good with that clothesline…
Mark:Omega is now beating down on Hulk Hogan…
Rhino:The fans cheers have now turned to boos…
Mark:Omega now nails Hulk Hogan with a hard shot right to the back of Hulk Hogan…
Rhino:Did you see that?
Mark:See what?
Rhino:Hogan didnt feel it…
Mark:Omega hits him again…
Rhino:Look… He didnt feel it…
Mark:Listen to the crowd Rhino…
Rhino:They know whats coming right now…
Mark:Hulk Hogan is Hulking Up Here in Cleveland!
Rhino:Its been years since we have seen this…
Mark:Omega goes for a right hand… Hulk Hogan blocks it and points at Omega…
Crowd:YOU!
Rhino:Here we go now…
Mark:Big right hands by Hulk Hogan…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Hulk Hogan now comes off the ropes… Big Clothesline!
Rhino:Omega is dazed…
Mark:Hulk Hogan now with a big irish whip… Omega comes off the ropes… Big Boot!
Rhino:He hit the boot!
Mark:Omega staggers back in to the ropes…
Rhino:Omega is about to be eliminated and the fans are loving it…
Mark:Hulk Hogan charges… Big Clothesline! Omega Ducks! Hulk Hogan gets dumped out of the ring….
(10…9…8…7….6…5…4…3…2…1)
(“Break it Down” plays in the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Hulk Hogan Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:The fans arent happy that Hulk Hogan was eliminated…
Mark:No they arent…
Rhino:But look who is coming to the ring right now…
Mark:I guess we can call this Degenerate Purgatory…
Rhino:Thats as good of name as any I would suppose…
Mark:Degenerate Purgatory out in his DX Shirt is coming to the ring…
Rhino:He is spitting water everywhere…
Mark:You can clearly see who he is mocking this time…
Rhino:Especially with the fake nose he is wearing…
Mark:Thats a big nose he has…
Rhino:It is…
Mark:Degenerate Purgatory just told Omega to Suck It…
Rhino:Dont anger the big man…
Mark:Omega now grabs Degenerate Purgatory by the nose…
Rhino:Not the nose!
Mark:Omega kicks him in the legs and brings him down to his knees and tells him to Suck it…
Rhino:Crowd just booed him big time there…
Mark:Omega now grabs Degenerate Purgatory and has him by the hair…
Rhino:Watch Out!
(10…9…8…7….6…5…4…3…2…1)
(“Are You Ready For This” plays as Dragon enters the arena…
Mark:Omega tosses out Degenerate Purgatory!
Pa Announcer:Degenerate Purgatory Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Its Dragon!
Mark:One half of the former EWA Tag Team Champions…
Rhino:Dragon is a big man…
Mark:Dragon starts nailing Omega with hard shots…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Dragon now backs Omega up in to the corner and laying in elbows right to the side of the head…
Rhino:I think Omega is wondering if he should have eliminated Degenerate Purgatory so quickly…
Mark:He may be regretting it right about now…
Rhino:I guess so…
Mark:Dragon whips Omega off in to the corner… Dragon charges… Big Splash!
Rhino:Omega staggers out of the corner…
Mark:Dragon kicks him in the midsection and drops him with a DDT!
Rhino:He has Omega off his feet finally…
Mark:Omega is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Dragon is backing him up in to the corner…
Mark:Dragon is now trying to lift Omega out of the ring…
Rhino:He is trying to overpower Omega…
Mark:He seems like he has the advantage right now…
Rhino:Look at Dragon go…
Mark:Omega looks to be on the verge of being eliminated…
Rhino:Omega wont be happy to be eliminated right now by Dragon…
Mark:No I dont think he will be… But Omega nails Dragon right in the head with a kick and he is able to get his feet back on the ground…
Rhino:He just saved himself right there…
Mark:That indeed he did…
(10…9…8…7….6…5…4…3…2…1)
(“bWo” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Its Blue Purg?
Mark:I guess so… Blueatory?
Rhino:I dont think that sounds good…
Mark:Fine we will go with Blue Purg… Blue Purg hits the ring…
Rhino:He may actually have to lift a finger here…
Mark:You mean instead of getting eliminated by one…
Rhino:Yes…
Mark:Blue Purg is now attacking Dragon from behind…
Rhino:He is clubbing him with shots…
Mark:Blue Purg whips Dragon in to the ropes… Dragon with a reversal… Blue Purg comes off the ropes… Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:Big move by Dragon right there…
Mark:That has taken Blue Purg out for the moment…
Rhino:Look out!
Mark:Omega grabs Dragon by the arm… Short Arm Clothesline!
Rhino:He just spun Dragon inside out right there…
Mark:That was a hell of a clothesline…
Rhino:It really was…
Mark:Omega now grabs Dragon and tries to toss him out of the ring…
Rhino:Blue Purg is back up…
Mark:Blue Purg was about to run at Dragon but Omega told him to stop…
Rhino:Dragon gets back in the ring…
Mark:Dragon goes for a right hand… Omega blocks and nails him with a headbutt!
Rhino:That knocks Dragon backwards…
Mark:Dragon is dazed by the ropes… Omega charges.. Big Clothesline!
Rhino:Dragon is gone…
Pa Announcer:Dragon Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:That was a tough elimination for Omega…
Mark:I think it was his toughest to date…
(10…9…8…7….6…5…4…3…2…1)
(“Are You Ready For This” plays as Prodigy enters the arena…)
Rhino:I dont think its going to get any easier…
Mark:Its Dragon’s tag team partner Prodigy…
Rhino:Hes not happy…
Mark:Omega just told Blue Purg to stay where he is…
Rhino:The fight is about to be on…
Mark:Omega and Prodigy are now trading shots back and forth right now…
Rhino:Look at them go…
Mark:Omega is hammering him back in to the corner… Omega goes for a big right hand… Prodigy ducks and now is opening up on Omega in the corner…
Rhino:He is just hammering him with shots…
Mark:Big Uppercut! By Prodigy…
Rhino:Omega is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Bulldog!
Rhino:Omega just planted right in to the canvas…
Mark:Here comes Blue Purg! Superkick! By Prodigy!
Rhino:That knocks him out of the picture for the moment…
Mark:Omega is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Omega is up…
Mark:Prodigy whips him in to the ropes… Spin Kick! Omega ducked!
Rhino:That didnt go as planned…
Mark:Prodigy is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Omega has him lined up…
Mark:Prodigy turns around… Omega grabs him by the throat… Double Clutch Powerbomb!
Rhino:He just drilled him in to the mat…
Mark:You heard the mat shake right there…
Rhino:That was three hundred pounds being thrown right in to the mat hard…
(10…9…8…7….6…5…4…3…2…1)
(“Let The Bodies Hit The Floor” plays as Whiplash enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Whiplash!
Mark:Whiplash charges right in to the ring…
Rhino:Uh Oh!
Mark:Omega catches him right away and tosses him right out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Whiplash Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:See you next year Whiplash…
Mark:There goes all the prep work on Whiplash…
Rhino:I dont think Omega cares about the prep work…
Mark:I guess not…I think he was in the ring for ten seconds…
Rhino:I think thats about right…
Mark:We hope to get official confirmation on that at some point…
Rhino:Prodigy is staggering to his feet…
Mark:Omega grabs him by the head and tosses him out of the ring!
Pa Announcer:Prodigy Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:The list continues to grow for Omega…
Mark:Omega just looked at Blue Purg…
Rhino:He told him to come here…
Mark:Blue Purg walks over to Omega and Omega with a full head of steam tosses him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Blue Purg Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:I believe if I do my math correctly that was elimination number thirteen for Omega…
Mark:Thats a lot of men that have been eliminated by Omega in this match up…
Rhino:It is an impressive total that Omega has accomplished thus far in this match up…
Mark:He said he wanted to eliminate everyone in this match up…
Rhino:It would be an EWA first…
Mark:So he is on his way there and we have sixteen more men to join this match up…
Rhino:Can Omega eliminate Sixteen more men?
Mark:That is the million dollar question…
(10…9…8…7….6…5…4…3…2…1)
(“Mmmm Gorgeous” plays as Tyler Breeze enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Tyler Breeze!
Mark:The newest member to the EWA roster Tyler Breeze is out and his first test is to compete in the 2014 May-Hem Rumble…
Rhino:Thats a hell of a way to make your EWA Debut…
Mark:The Selfie King… Prince Pretty himself… Tyler Breeze is at ringside…
Rhino:He is taking his time getting in the ring…
Mark:Hes more focused on taking the perfect selfie at the moment…
Rhino:I dont blame him… Because I think he realizes what is standing in the ring in front of him…
Mark:Its a fired up Omega…. That would make anyone think twice before getting right in the ring…
Rhino:Which is why it seems like Tyler Breeze is going to use these next couple of minutes and just make Omega wait…
Mark:I dont know if making the monster known as Omega wait is a good or bad thing…
Rhino:The longer he waits may give Omega more time to recover…
Mark:Which is why I said it could be a bad thing…
Rhino:I am agreeing with you…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is up on the ring apron now…
Rhino:He hasnt gotten in the ring yet…
Mark:Tyler Breeze comes back down off the ring apron…
Rhino:Like we said he hasnt gotten in the ring yet…
Mark:Omega came after him and he backed down for a moment…
Rhino:It seems like Tyler Breeze knows what he is doing I suppose…
Mark:Tyler Breeze just took another Selfie…
Rhino:He just looked at Omega and thought about taking a selfie with Omega…
Mark:I dont think thats smart…
Rhino:No I dont think it is…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is once again up on the apron…
Rhino:Omega is daring him to get in to the ring…
(10…9…8…7….6…5…4…3…2…1)
SIERRA… HOTEL… INDIA… ECHO… LIMA… DELTA… THE SHIELD!
(“Special Op” plays as Seth Rollins enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Seth Rollins!
Mark:Tyler Breeze is about to get in the ring…
Rhino:He just told Omega to turn around…
Mark:Springboard Dropkick! By Seth Rollins…
Rhino:Nice move there by Seth Rollins…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is now in the ring…
Rhino:Its now two on one on Omega…
Mark:They are just stomping away at Omega…
Rhino:They are just trying to weaken the big man…
Mark:Omega is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze and Seth Rollins look at one another…
Mark:Tyler Breeze goes and gets nailed with a big side kick from Omega…
Rhino:Here comes Rollins…
Mark:Seth Rollins with a running enziguri right to the back of the head of Omega…
Rhino:That has stunned Omega…
Mark:Omega is now to one knee…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Tyler Breeze charges… BEAUTY SHOT!
Rhino:Omega looks to be out right now…
Mark:Now they have to get the big man back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Which is going to be a hard task…
Mark:Seth Rollins and Tyler Breeze are working together and they have Omega up against the ropes…
Rhino:They are trying to dump him out of the ring right now…
Mark:Omega is trying to hang on the best he can right now…
Rhino:If they can get the right leverage Omega could be eliminated here any second…
Mark:Omega’s feet are off the ground but he quickly gets them back on the ground…
Rhino:You always need to stay grounded…
Mark:Omega is fighting them off as he shoves them both away right now…
Rhino:Omega is standing again…
Mark:Omega is going after Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:Seth Rollins just clipped him from behind…
Mark:Very smart move right there by Seth Rollins…
Rhino:Yes it was…
(10…9…8…7….6…5…4…3…2…1)
(“Giving In” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Mark:Its William McConnell!
Rhino:The Nightmare that is William McConnell and it seems people are pretty excited to see William McConnell…
Mark:The former EWA World Heavyweight Champion has finally made his return to the EWA after six months or so…
Rhino:Its been a while…
Mark:William McConnell hits the ring and dives right on top of Omega…
Rhino:He is just laying in the right hands is William McConnell…
Mark:Look at him just open up on Omega…
Rhino:He is letting out some frustrations right about now…
Mark:William McConnell is now leading the charge to get the game plan started on eliminating Omega from this match up…
Rhino:Omega is being lifted up on to his feet…
Mark:They are dragging him over to the corner…
Rhino:They are using the corner to help them get Omega out of the ring…
Mark:We have three men right now trying to get Omega out of the ring…
Rhino:He is trying to hold on the best he can right now…
Mark:This is a very tough position for Omega to be in…
Rhino:Omega has his arm tied up in the corner…
Mark:He has it wrapped up so he can be tossed out of the ring…
Rhino:That is smart positioning by Omega…
Mark:He is trying to get them off of him…
Rhino:He just kicked Tyler Breeze in the head…
Mark:Hes able to get one of his feet back on the ground…
(10…9…8…7….6…5…4…3…2…1)
(“Job Squad” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Its Vintage Purgatory!
Mark:Its Old School Purgatory in the Job Squad T-Shirt…
Rhino:Why am I not really surprised…
Mark:Old School Purgatory is in the ring…
Rhino:William McConnell meets him right in the center of the ring…
Mark:Well here we go now…
Rhino:Purgatory doesnt seem like he wants any trouble…
Mark:William McConnell turns around and Old School Purgatory attacks William McConnell from behind…
Rhino:He caught him with a hard shot right to the back of the head…
Mark:Old School Purgatory is now putting the boots right to William McConnell…
Rhino:William McConnell is trying to fight his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:Rollins and Breeze have Omega on the edge right now…
Rhino:He could be gone…
Mark:Old School Purgatory hooks up William McConnell up for a Brainbuster… William McConnell gets out of it and goes behind Old School Purgatory and nails him with a Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:Old School Purgatory got dropped right on his head…
Mark:William McConnell now waits for Old School Purgatory to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Old School Purgatory is back up…
Mark:SUPERKICK!
Rhino:That just knocked him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Old School Purgatory Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Well that was the first elimination not done by Omega…
Mark:Well the history making moment for Omega has come to an end…
Rhino:Well Omega’s run in this match up could be coming to an end right here as well…
Mark:Omega though just got back down on to the ground…
Rhino:He has just knocked Tyler Breeze and Seth Rollins away…
Mark:William McConnell jumps right at him and backs him in to the corner…
Rhino:Did to see the leaping ability of William McConnell right there? That was impressive…
Mark:There is still some pretty good spring in his step…
(10…9…8…7….6…5…4…3…2…1)
SIERRA… HOTEL… INDIA… ECHO… LIMA… DELTA… THE SHIELD!
(“Special Op” as Dean Ambrose enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here comes another member of the Shield… Dean Ambrose…
Mark:Dean Ambrose has hit the ring and William McConnell is once again looking to instruct the troops…
Rhino:He is trying to lead the way…
Mark:Dean Ambrose just shoved William McConnell out of the way…
Rhino:He said hes got this…
Mark:William McConnell didnt seem to appreciate being pushed aside like that…
Rhino:He just spun Dean Ambrose around…
Mark:William McConnell goes for a right hand and gets knocked down by a right hand by Dean Ambrose…
Rhino:You can see that the lunatic Dean Ambrose doesnt take directions from William McConnell…
Mark:It doesnt look like he is going to…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins are now working over Omega in the corner…
Mark:Tyler Breeze just grabbed William McConnell from behind and tried to toss William McConnell out of the ring…
Rhino:William McConnell landed on the ring apron…
Mark:This match up is every man for themselves… As much as they thought about working together to get rid of Omega… Well this is about winning the match…
Rhino:This is so true…
Mark:William McConnell drives his shoulder in to Tyler Breeze and William McConnell gets back in to the ring…
Rhino:He is opening up on Tyler Breeze…
Mark:William McConnell is now backing Tyler Breeze up in to the corner… William McConnell charges in and Tyler Breeze gets his knees up…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is now trying to eliminate William McConnell…
Mark:What a big moment this would be for Tyler Breeze to eliminate William McConnell from this match up…
Rhino:It would be a huge moment to start off his EWA Career… To eliminate one of the greatest champions in the history of this company…
Mark:Omega is fighting off The Shield on the other side of the ring…
Rhino:Omega is still too powerful for both Rollins and Ambrose…
Mark:But you can see Omega isnt moving around as fast as he was earlier in the match up…
Rhino:He has been in the ring for just about forty minutes at this point…
Mark:Which is a very long time to be in this type of match up…
(10…9…8…7….6…5…4…3…2…1)
SIERRA… HOTEL… INDIA… ECHO… LIMA… DELTA… THE SHIELD!
(“Special Op” plays as Roman Reigns enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Roman Reigns!
Mark:The third member of the Shield has hit the ring…
Rhino:Here we go…
Mark:Roman Reigns is going right after Omega…
Rhino:This is going to be a moment to remember right here…
Mark:Roman Reigns nails Omega with hard shots…
Rhino:Omega is firing back with shots of his own…
Mark:Omega now whips Roman Reigns in to the ropes… Roman Reigns comes off the ropes… Omega goes for a clothesline…
Rhino:Roman ducked the clothesline…
Mark:Roman Reigns comes off the other side… SPEAR!
Rhino:Omega has just been Speared by Roman Reigns!
Mark:That was a hell of a spear right there…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is fired up…
Mark:The three members of the Shield right now are looking at one another…
Rhino:They arent going to do what I think they are going to do…
Mark:It looks like thats the plan…
Rhino:The question is… Can they do it?
Mark:We are finding out… Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose have Omega in position…
Rhino:Holy!
Mark:Roman Reigns has him up…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:Wait a minute…
Rhino:Where are they going!?!
Mark:TRIPLE POWERBOMB TO OMEGA! OUT OF THE RING!
Rhino:HOLY SHIT!?!
Mark:The Shield Just Triple Powerbombed Omega out of the ring!
Pa Announcer:Omega Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:I can not believe what I just saw…
(10…9…8…7….6…5…4…3…2…1)
(“Voodoo Child” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Mark:No one in the arena can believe what they just saw…
Rhino:That had to be one of the most impressive eliminations in the history of the May-Hem Rumble…
Mark:Omega dominated this match up for the first forty minutes… But the Shield took care of him…
Rhino:I still cant believe it…
Mark:Officials are out to check on Omega who hit his head hard on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Demon Child is in the ring…
Mark:As we try to get focus back in the ring… Demon Child has returned to the EWA and this is his return match in the May-Hem Rumble…
Rhino:He is going right after William McConnell…
Mark:If you are going after anyone… Hes one to go after right now…
Rhino:Seeing as The Shield have the numbers advantage right now…
Mark:Omega is being helped out of the arena and he just shoved the officials away…
Rhino:Omega is storming back towards the ringside area…
Mark:Security is being sent to the ring right now…
Rhino:They are trying to get him away from ringside…
Mark:We have what looks to be about 10 off duty cops at ringside right now trying to keep Omega away from the ring…
Rhino:Can these ten men stop him?
Mark:If he knows whats best… He would leave the ringside peacefully…
Rhino:The Shield is taunting Omega right now…
Mark:They had his number tonight…
Rhino:They sure did…
Mark:Omega is leaving as they are taking him out on the side of the stage right now…
Rhino:I think we are going to have a pissed off giant…
Mark:So whats different?
Rhino:Im not sure…
(10…9…8…7….6…5…4…3…2…1)
(“Wherever I May Roam” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:The Boston Badass has entered the rumble at Number 22…
Rhino:Hes ready to fight…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes right after Roman Reigns…
Rhino:The fight is on…
Mark:Both men are trading right hands back and forth…
Rhino:Look at them go…
Mark:William McConnell just poked Demon Child in the eyes to get his feet back on the ground…
Rhino:Here come Ambrose and Rollins…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace fights both men off…
Rhino:The numbers are too much for Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Roman Reigns attacks him and now its a three on one attack on Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:This is a bad spot for anyone to be in right now…
Mark:Tyler Breeze just got knocked in to Roman Reigns…
Rhino:Uh Oh…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is trying to back away from Roman Reigns…
Rhino:Roman Reigns just tossed him in to the corner…
Mark:Roman Reigns is just delivering shots to Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is in trouble now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace just fought Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins off with a double clothesline!
Rhino:Nice move right there by Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Roman Reigns is trying to get Tyler Breeze out of the ring…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is trying to hang on…
Mark:Im not sure how much longer he can hang on…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get Seth Rollins out of the ring…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is trying to stay in…
Rhino:Here comes Ambrose…
Mark:Ambrose helps Roman Reigns get Tyler Breeze out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Tyler Breeze Has Been Eliminated!
(10…9…8…7….6…5…4…3…2…1)
(“Boom Boom” plays as Colt Cabana enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Colt Cabana…
Mark:Colt Cabana believes its his time to win the May-Hem Rumble…
Rhino:He believes everyone is focused on everyone else and that he will pull this one out tonight…
Mark:We are going to see about that one…
Rhino:Yes we will…
Mark:Colt Cabana comes right in the ring and he is going right after everyone in his sight…
Rhino:He just took Rollins out with a big right hand…
Mark:Dropkick! By Cabana to William McConnell…
Rhino:Look out for Dean Ambrose…
Mark:Dean Ambrose charges at Colt Cabana… Colt Cabana stops him in his tracks… Atomic Drop!
Rhino:Dean Ambrose is spinning around…
Mark:Big Clothesline! By Colt Cabana knocking Dean Ambrose off of his feet…
Rhino:Colt better watch out…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace spins Colt Cabana around and nails him with a Spinebuster!
Rhino:He drove him right in to the mat…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now bringing Colt Cabana over to the corner…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is now trying to hang in the ring…
Mark:Demon Child is now going after William McConnell and trying to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:People have paired off and have left The Shield alone…
Mark:Which is a very odd strategy…
Rhino:It really is…
Mark:The Shield steps back and is now talking some sort of strategy with one another…
Rhino:You have to think that they have the odds in their favor to win the Rumble…
Mark:William McConnell fights his way back in to the ring…
Rhino:Demon Child almost had him out but he couldnt get William McConnell over…
Mark:William McConnell is now trying to get Demon Child out of the ring…
(10…9…8…7….6…5…4…3…2…1)
(“Snapped” plays as Sid Vicious enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Sid!
Mark:The former EWA World Champion… The Psychotic Sid Vicious has arrived…
Rhino:He looks as intense as ever…
Mark:There is never a time that Sid Vicious is never intense…
Rhino:Look at his eyes…
Mark:Sid Vicious enters the ring and The Shield go right after Sid Vicious…
Rhino:This may not turn out as well as Sid Vicious may hope…
Mark:Sid Vicious blocks a shot by Seth Rollins and tosses him in to the corner…
Rhino:Look out Dean…
Mark:Dean Ambrose gets tossed in the corner by Sid Vicious as well…
Rhino:Sid and Roman Reigns are now face to face in the center of the ring…
Mark:Sid Vicious kicks Roman Reigns in the midsection…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:Sid Vicious is setting up Roman Reigns for a powerbomb…
Rhino:Look out!
Mark:From behind Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose jump Sid Vicious from behind…
Rhino:Its a three on one beatdown of Sid Vicious right now…
Mark:This is what The Shield is good at…
Rhino:They are dominating Sid Vicious right now…
Mark:The Shield are now setting up Sid Vicious… TRIPLE POWERBOMB!
Rhino:Sid Vicious has been laid out in the center of the ring…
Mark:Roman Reigns now grabs Sid Vicious and tosses him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Sid Vicious Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:The Shield is dominating right now…
Mark:Demon Child turns around and he just backed up in to Roman Reigns…
Rhino:Uh Oh…
Mark:This is a bad spot for Demon Child to be in right now…
Rhino:He is surrounded by The Shield right now…
Mark:Demon Child is trying to back off…
Rhino:He knows he is in trouble…
Mark:You can see the fear on his face…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Superkick! By William McConnell to Demon Child…
(10…9…8…7….6…5…4…3…2…1)
(“Hallelujah” plays as Damien Sandow enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Damien Sandow!
Mark:William McConnell now grabs the body of Demon Child and tosses him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Demon Child Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Damien Sandow is taking his time to get in to the ring…
Mark:Colt Cabana has just attacked Roman Reigns from behind…
Rhino:Earlier it was about getting Omega out of this match… I think the next game plan is to get The Shield out of the ring…
Mark:I think that should be the gameplan… But this is the Rumble… I dont know if you can think that far ahead…
Rhino:Very true…
Mark:Damien Sandow is in the ring and is now squaring off with Seth Rollins…
Rhino:He is trying to get Seth Rollins out of the ring…
Mark:Roman Reigns is on the verge of getting eliminated by Colt Cabana…
Rhino:Cabana is trying to make his mark and thats to eliminate someone like Roman Reigns…
Mark:Dean Ambrose and Big Daddy Ace are squaring off in the corner…
Rhino:William McConnell has taken a step back for a second as everyone else is paired off with one another…
Mark:I guess he has no interest in helping anyone else…
Rhino:Hes trying to save his energy…
Mark:This late in to the match I think thats a good idea…
Rhino:As we are getting closer to the end of the rumble…
Mark:That we are… Big Daddy Ace has Dean Ambrose on the verge of going out of the ring…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose is trying to survive…
Mark:Roman Reigns just slid back in to the ring…
Rhino:Look at Rollin’s body right now… Hes all wrapped up in the corner…
(10…9…8…7….6…5…4…3…2…1)
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Mark:Its The Rock!
Rhino:Its The Most Electrifying Man in Sports and Entertainment…
Mark:The Peoples Champion is headed right in to the ring and he is squaring off with William McConnell…
Rhino:William McConnell told The Rock to bring it…
Mark:William McConnell goes for a right hand… The Rock blocks and starts laying in the right hands to William McConnell…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:The Rock whips William McConnell in to the ropes… Spinebuster!
Rhino:The Spine on the pine got delivered by The Rock…
Mark:The Rock now setting up for the Peoples Elbow…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:The Rock comes off the ropes… PEOPLES ELBOW! NO!
Rhino:William McConnell nipped up…
Mark:The Rock missed the elbow…
Rhino:The Rock is staggering to his feet after missing the elbow…
Mark:William McConnell now grabs The Rock and tosses him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:The Rock Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:The Rock really didnt last long in this years rumble…
Mark:I guess its back to Hollywood for The Great One…
Rhino:Guess it is…
Mark:Seth Rollins just kicked Damien Sandow in the head…
Rhino:He seems dazed after that kick right to the head…
Mark:Seth Rollins now charges at Damien Sandow… Sandow ducks the clothesline and spins Seth Rollins around… YOU’RE WELCOME!
Rhino:He just slammed him right in to the mat…
Mark:Seth Rollins is in trouble after that move by Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is now waiting for Seth Rollins to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow tosses Seth Rollins over the top rope…
Rhino:Seth Rollins landed on the apron…
Mark:He just slid right back in to the ring…
Rhino:He was close to being eliminated right there…
(10…9…8…7….6…5…4…3…2…1)
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Its Lone Jobber!
Rhino:Hes a former Rumble winner…
Mark:He has as good of shot as any to win this years Rumble…
Rhino:Hes going right for Dean Ambrose…
Mark:Lone Jobber and Dean Ambrose are trading shots back and forth…
Rhino:Look at them go at it right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a hard kick right to the midsection… Hertiage!
Rhino:He planted him in to the mat…
Mark:Lone Jobber now grabs Dean Ambrose by the head and tosses him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Dean Ambrose Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:The Shield dont have the numbers that they once did a few moments ago… As they are down one man…
Mark:Damien Sandow has Seth Rollins on the verge of being eliminated…
Rhino:He is trying to hang on…
Mark:Lone Jobber and William McConnell are now face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:The history between these two men is incredible…
Mark:You can feel the tension in the air…
Rhino:You sure can…
Mark:Colt Cabana just attacked Lone Jobber from behind…
Rhino:Lone Jobber didnt see him coming…
Mark:Colt Cabana is now bringing Lone Jobber to the corner and is opening up on him…
Rhino:Hes trying to get him out of the ring…
Mark:Roman Reigns is trying to get Big Daddy Ace out of the ring right now…
Rhino:You can see Big Daddy Ace is hanging on for his life right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is able to slide back in underneath the bottom rope…
Rhino:Watch out for Seth Rollins…
Mark:Seth Rollins goes for a Springboard… Damien Sandow shakes the ropes and Seth Rollins crotches himself on the top rope…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:Damien Sandow with a running boot and Seth Rollins has been knocked to the floor…
Pa Announcer:Seth Rollins Has Been Eliminated!
(10…9…8…7….6…5…4…3…2…1)
SIERRA… HOTEL… INDIA… ECHO… LIMA… DELTA… THE SHIELD!
(“Special Op” plays as CM Punk enters the arena…)
Rhino:The Shield is getting some back up now…
Mark:At least Roman Reigns does…
Rhino:Yes he does…
Mark:CM Punk and William McConnell are now trading shots back and forth right now…
Rhino:CM Punk is unloading on the former EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:CM Punk whips William McConnell in to the ropes… Dropkick!
Rhino:That dropkick took William McConnell off of his feet and he is backing up in to the corner…
Mark:CM Punk now charges in… Running Knee!
Rhino:Big Knee…
Mark:William McConnell is staggering out of the corner… Running Bulldog!
Rhino:William McConnell is down in the center of the ring…
Mark:Look Out! SPEAR! By Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just took him out with a Spear!
Mark:Holy Hell I dont think CM Punk saw that spear coming…
Rhino:No he did not…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to toss CM Punk out of the ring…
Rhino:CM Punk is hanging on the ropes…
Mark:He just slid back in to the ring…
Rhino:It wont stop Big Daddy Ace from trying to eliminate him…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to dump him out of the ring…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is trying to get William McConnell out of the ring…
Mark:He is trying to but McConnell is holding on right now as well…
Rhino:We have two men left to enter this rumble…
(10…9…8…7….6…5…4…3…2…1)
(“American Nightmare” plays as Jeremy Johnson enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its The Impact Player Jeremy Johnson…
Mark:One of them Paul Heyman Guys who dominated the thing we used to call Monthly…
Rhino:Now we are talking way back…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson and Roman Reigns are face to face…
Rhino:I dont think Jeremy Johnson is afraid of Roman Reigns…
Mark:No hes not and here they go…
Rhino:They are throwing rights and lefts back and forth…
Mark:Look at this fight that is breaking out between these two men right here and right now…
Rhino:They are not holding back…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson with a hard kick to the midsection and now gets him setup… Gutwrench Powerbomb! By Jeremy Johnson to Roman Reigns…
Rhino:What an impressive move there by Jeremy Johnson…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson is now lifting Roman Reigns up and has him up on his shoulder… Roman Reigns slides off the shoulder of Jeremy Johnson and slams him in to the corner…
Rhino:He drove him hard in to the corner…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson now staggers out of the corner… SPEAR!
Rhino:Roman Reigns just speared him out of his boots…
Mark:Roman Reigns really did a number to Jeremy Johnson…
Rhino:Roman Reigns isnt done…
Mark:Roman Reigns now grabs Jerermy Johnson and tosses him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Jeremy Johnson Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:So long Impact Player…
Mark:He wasnt in long but the minute he was in the ring everyone took notice…
Rhino:They sure did…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to dump Roman Reigns out of the ring…
Rhino:He has him on the ropes right now…
(10…9…8…7….6…5…4…3…2…1)
(“Famous” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Who is Number 30?
Mark:Lets find out…
Rhino:Are you kidding me?
Mark:I can not believe what I am seeing right now…
Rhino:Me neither…
Mark:Its Kent Richardson…
Rhino:Is he lost?
Mark:I have no idea…
Rhino:Better question… Is He Stupid?
Mark:I think he has a death wish…
Rhino:He has a track suit on and a helmet…
Mark:At least he is coming in to the ring prepared…
Rhino:I guess he is…
Mark:Kent Richardson gets in the ring and gets stopped by William McConnell…
Rhino:William McConnell is telling him to get out of the ring…
Mark:Hes gonna get hurt…
Rhino:I think we are going to need a new backstage announcer…
Mark:William McConnell just told him… I gave you the easy way out… William McConnell now kicks him in the midsection and now grabs him by the pants and tosses him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Kent Richardson Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:So Long Kent…
Mark:Colt Cabana and William McConnell are once again going at it…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has Damien Sandow on the ropes…
Mark:Roman Reigns has Big Daddy Ace lined up… SPEAR! NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace moved out of the way…
Mark:Roman Reigns hit the corner hard…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a big clothesline and sends him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Roman Reigns Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:We are down to the final six men in this match up…
Mark:CM Punk isnt happy…
Rhino:No hes not…
Mark:CM Punk charges at Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace sees him coming…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace ducks and back drops CM Punk out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:CM Punk Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:We are down to five men now…
Mark:One of these five men will get a guaranteed shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Who will it be?
Mark:SUPERKICK!
Rhino:William McConnell just superkicked Big Daddy Ace back in to the ropes…
Mark:McConnell charges and Big Daddy Ace gets clotheslined out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Big Daddy Ace Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:William McConnell just sent one of his long time rivals packing…
Mark:We are down to four men right now…
Rhino:The Action is picking up hot and heavy…
Mark:It sure is…
Rhino:Damien Sandow from behind…
Mark:Damien Sandow just tried to eliminate William McConnell…
Rhino:William McConnell is hanging on…
Mark:Look Out! Colt Cabana just tossed Damien Sandow out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Damien Sandow Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:He just accidentally saved William McConnell from being eliminated…
Mark:Lone Jobber now spins Colt Cabana around… DDT! No!
Rhino:Colt Cabana drives him back in to the corner…
Mark:Colt Cabana lifts up Lone Jobber in the air and is trying to toss him out of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is holding on to the ropes…
Mark:Lone Jobber though is hanging on the other side of the ropes on the ring apron…
Rhino:He is now grappling with Colt Cabana…
Mark:He is trying to pull Colt Cabana over the ropes…
Rhino:William McConnell…
Mark:McConnell from behind lifts up Colt Cabana and helps Lone Jobber dump Colt Cabana out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Colt Cabana Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:We are down to two men…
Mark:Lone Jobber and William McConnell…
Rhino:The men with the most history…
Mark:Lone Jobber and William McConnell are grappling with one another…
Rhino:Lone Jobber pulls William McConnell on the ring apron with him…
Mark:This is a bad spot for both men to be in right now…
Rhino:You can see that they want the other one to be eliminated…
Mark:They are trading shots back and forth while trying to hang on to the rope…
Rhino:Both men dont want to lose this match up…
Mark:Both men continue to slug it out…
Rhino:They both look like they are slipping…
Mark:Look Out!
Rhino:What The!
Mark:Colt Cabana just came in to the ring and he just knocked both men off the apron!
Rhino:Both men hit the floor…
Mark:They hit at the same time!
Rhino:Who Won?
Mark:Im not sure… But Colt Cabana just cost both men from winning this match up on their own…
Rhino:Yes he did…
Mark:Colt Cabana just ran out of the building through the crowd… I guess if he couldnt win… No one could…
Rhino:I guess so…
Mark:Looks like we are about to hear the official word…
Pa Announcer:The referees have ruled that both mens feet hit the floor at the same time… There for… The Winner of this match is…
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H walks out on to the stage…)
HHH:The Winner of this match up is… No One!
Rhino:What?
Mark:Whats he talking about? Someone has to win…
HHH:Before everyone boos and hisses at me… Listen clearly… You all saw what happened… Both men fell off the side of the ring as the same time… There for neither man could win it on their own… Which means neither man has won this match up… Yet!
Rhino:Yet?
HHH:Next month at our High Stakes Pay Per View on June 30th… We are going to take what they call a Briefcase and we are going to stick a contract inside it… We are going to put that contract above the ring and the only way to get that contract down is with a ladder… So in other words… To Determine the Winner of the May-Hem Rumble and who gets the guaranteed World Title Shot… We are going to have William McConnell and Lone Jobber battle One on One… IN A LADDER MATCH!
Rhino:Oh My!
Mark:Thats a huge match up there…
HHH:Good Luck!
Mark:We leave May-Hem with no winner… But at High Stakes… There Will Be A Winner! Good Night Everyone! What a Night!
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