Saturday Night Torture 08-16-14

Mark:We are live in Portland, Oregon… This is Saturday Night Torture and the Road to Glory Officially kicks off tonight Rhino…

Rhino:Yes it does as we have three tournament matches scheduled tonight…

Mark:The winner of the tournament moves on to the Main Event of Glory…

Rhino:Its the spot everyone in this company wants…

Mark:Everyone wants to main event Glory for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… We have people in this tournament that are used to Main Eventing Glory… While there are a couple of people who have yet to do so…

Rhino:You have guys like Lone Jobber and William McConnell who are established main eventers at Glory and then you have people like Colt Cabana and Subway who have yet to main event Glory…

Mark:It should make for an interesting situation…

Rhino:Only one person… Usually… Can win this tournament and Main Event Glory… The question is… Who is it going to be?

Mark:Thats the question we will answer here tonight… As we are going backstage right now as I am being told something is happening… I believe Kent is back there… Kent…

Kent:Hey guys… As everyone saw earlier tonight Shawn Michaels arrived and was looking for Tyler Breeze… Well from what I am being told that Shawn Michaels has been searching around here backstage for Tyler Breeze and we are told security just had to step in…

Rhino:What does that mean?

Kent:It appears that Shawn Michaels has been asked the leave the building here tonight…

Rhino:Wow…

Kent:I hope to have an update on this story… But Shawn Michaels is going to be escorted out of the building and I believe the Tyler Breeze Championship Celebration will happen as scheduled… Back to you guys and I will let you know more when I know more..

Mark:Thanks Kent… We hope to have more on that situation later on tonight…

Rhino:Its already starting to get crazy…

Mark:Yes it is… Lets get to the ring for our opening contest…

Road to Glory Match
Big Daddy Ace vs Colt Cabana

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is a Road to Glory Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 247 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!

(“Wherever I May Roam” as Big Daddy Ace walks down to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 233 Pounds… COLT CABANA!

(“Boom Boom” plays as Colt Cabana enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell sounds and the Road To Glory Tournament officially is under way…

Rhino:Well here we go…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace and Colt Cabana lock up in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Both men are battling for position…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips Colt Cabana in to the ropes… Colt Cabana comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Colt Cabana staggers back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges and nails him with a clothesline…

Rhino:Colt Cabana gets right back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges with a clothesline and sends Colt Cabana over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Colt Cabana hit the floor hard….

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now going out after Colt Cabana on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is laying in the right hands…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace with an irish whip… Colt Cabana with a reversal and Big Daddy Ace goes right in to the steel steps…

Rhino:He went back first in to the steel steps…

Mark:Colt Cabana now rolls Big Daddy Ace back in to the ring…

Rhino:Colt Cabana is heading on to the top rope…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace staggers up on to his feet… Flying Crossbody! Colt Cabana goes for the cover 1………….2…….. Big Daddy Ace kicks out…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dropkick! By Colt Cabana…

Rhino:Nice dropkick…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets back up on to his feet… Another dropkick by Colt Cabana…

Rhino:That one caught him right underneath the chin…

Mark:Colt Cabana goes for another cover 1…………….2………… Big Daddy Ace kicks out again…

Rhino:Colt Cabana is now waiting for Big Daddy Ace to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Colt Cabana charges in and drives him back in to the corner…

Rhino:He drove him hard back first in to the turnbuckles…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace now gets irish whipped by Colt Cabana… Colt Cabana charges in… Big Daddy Ace gets his boots up…

Rhino:Colt Cabana is spinning around dazed…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges… Clothesline!

Rhino:Both men are down right now…

SIERRA… HOTEL… INDIA… ECHO… LIMA… DELTA… THE SHIELD!

Rhino:Oh No!

Mark:Thats the sound of The Shield…

Rhino:And look who is coming through the crowd…

Mark:Its all four members of the Shield… Dean Ambrose… Seth Rollins… CM Punk and Roman Reigns…

Rhino:The four members of The Shield have surrounded the ring…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace and Colt Cabana have taken notice of the four men at ringside…

Rhino:Well here they go!

Mark:The Shield have hit the ring and are attacking both Colt Cabana and Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace and Colt Cabana are trying to fight them off right now…

Mark:Ambrose and Reigns have Colt Cabana backed up in to the corner…

Rhino:Colt Cabana is in trouble now…

Mark:Dean Ambrose with an irish whip… SPEAR!

Rhino:Colt Cabana has been laid out by Roman Reigns and the spear…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace just knocked both CM Punk and Seth Rollins down…

Rhino:There is fight in Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:SUPERMAN PUNCH!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has been knocked out right there…

Mark:CM Punk is now picking up Big Daddy Ace… GTS!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is out cold…

Mark:The Shield have struck and this match has been thrown out…

Rhino:Why would The Shield be out here right now?

Mark:It appears The Shield have marching orders…

Rhino:Are they here to destroy the Road to Glory?

Mark:If they are… Why?

Rhino:I have no idea…

Mark:The Shield are leaving the same way they came and thats through the crowd…As we now go backstage as Kent Richardson is out in the parking lot…Kent…

Kent:Thanks guys… As you can see right now security is escorting Shawn Michaels off of the property…Triple H… Can I get a word?

HHH:What?

Kent:Why is Shawn Michaels being escorted out of here?

HHH:He was causing chaos backstage and disrupting things… Because of this… He is not scheduled to compete tonight… So he has no business being here… We will see Shawn again at Summertime Blowout… But we will not see him anymore tonight…

Kent:Disrupting what?

HHH:Like I said… He was causing Chaos and I dont need that happening on my show…

Kent:But what about The Shield?

HHH:What about them?

Kent:What they just did?

HHH:I didnt see what they did… Once I get back…

Kent:They just…

HHH:Like I said… Once I get back inside… I will find out whats going on… Right now I have to get this situation handled and once I do… Then I will take care of everything else… So if you would excuse me… I need to go make sure this situation is handled… Go back inside and do your job…

Kent:Okay… Back to you guys…

Mark:Interesting response from Triple H…

Rhino:Yes it was…

Mark:Lets get back to the ring for more action…

Road to Glory Match
William McConnell vs Subway

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Road to Glory Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… WILLIAM McCONNELL!

(“Giving In” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Wildwood, New Jersey… Weighing in at 220 Pounds…One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions…SUBWAY!

(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell sounds and we are underway… Subway strikes first and nails William McConnell with hard forearm shots…

Rhino:He is laying in the shots…

Mark:Subway whips William McConnell in to the ropes… William McConnell with a reversal… Subway comes off the ropes and gets nailed with a back elbow…

Rhino:Subway gets right back up…

Mark:William McConnell scoops him right up and slams him right down to the canvas…

Rhino:William McConnell is up on the middle rope…

Mark:Knee Drop! Connects off the middle rope as William McConnell drives his knee right in to the face of Subway… William McConnell goes for a quick cover 1………..2…….. Kickout by Subway…

Rhino:Subway is getting to his feet…

Mark:William McConnell with a couple of hard kicks right to the midsection of Subway and now backs him up in to the corner and lays in a few more kicks…

Rhino:His time in Japan is really showing here for William McConnell with those kicks…

Mark:William McConnell whips Subway off in to the farside corner… Running Dropkick!

Rhino:Subway is down in the corner…

Mark:One more running dropkick connects by the former EWA World Heavyweight Champion William McConnell…

Rhino:He is now dragging him out of the corner…

Mark:William McConnell covers Subway 1…………….2……….. Kickout by Subway once again…

Rhino:You can see that William McConnell seems focused in on taking out Subway tonight and moving on in the Road to Glory Tournament…

Mark:William McConnell pulls Subway back up on to his feet and connects with a snap suplex…

Rhino:William McConnell is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Subway staggers back up on to his feet… Flying Clothesline! No!

Rhino:Subway ducked the clothesline…

Mark:William McConnell is now staggering back up on to his feet… Subway nails him with forearms and follows it up with knees right in to the midsection…

Rhino:That last knee looked like it really caught him good…

Mark:You could see the pain on the face of William McConnell after that knee… Subway now whips him in to the corner…

Rhino:William McConnell is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Subway charges… Running Bulldog! No!

Rhino:William McConnell shoots him off in to the corner…

Mark:Subway spins around… Superkick!

Rhino:William McConnell connected with that kick…

Mark:William McConnell covers Subway 1………………2………..3…No!

Rhino:Subway got his shoulder up…

Mark:William McConnell now putting Subway up on the top rope…

Rhino:This is going to be a bad spot for Subway…

Mark:William McConnell hooks him up… SUPERPLEX!

Rhino:That could be it right here and now…

Mark:William McConnell with the cover 1……………2………….3….NO! Subway gets his shoulder up once again…

Rhino:Close one right there…

Mark:William McConnell now pulling Subway back up on to his feet…

Rhino:What does William McConnell have in mind right here?

Mark:William McConnell hooks him up… Brainbuster! No!

Rhino:Subway escapes…

Mark:Subway spins William McConnell around… DOUBLE ARM DDT!

Rhino:He planted him with that DDT right there…

Mark:Subway covers William McConnell 1………………2……………3……….NO!

Rhino:So close right there…

Mark:Subway thought he had him down for the count right there…

Rhino:Subway is now trying to get back up…

Mark:William McConnell is staggering to his feet… Subway nails him with right hands and now sends him in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:William McConnell is back up on to his feet again…

Mark:Subway kicks him in the midsection… PILEDRIVER!

Rhino:He spiked him on his head with that piledriver…

Mark:Subway covers William McConnell 1…………….2…………..3……..NO!

Rhino:William McConnell gets his shoulder up…

Mark:Subway thought he had him down and out right there…

Rhino:Subway is now getting in position…

Mark:William McConnell is slow to get back up on to his feet right now…

Rhino:Subway is lining him up…

Mark:SUBLINE! NO! William McConnell ducks…

Rhino:Subway hit the referee…

Mark:The referee took all of that Subline…

Rhino:Look out…

Mark:William McConnell spins Subway around… SUPERKICK!

Rhino:Thats the knockout shot right there…

Mark:There is no referee though…

Rhino:William McConnell is now thinking of his next move as he is waiting for the referee to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:William McConnell is dragging Subway in to the middle of the ring…

Rhino:William McConnell is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:I think we all know whats coming here…

Rhino:Time for a big time frog splash…

Mark:Look Out!

Rhino:What The!

Mark:Seth Rollins just shoved William McConnell off the top rope…

Rhino:Where in the hell did he come from…

Mark:William McConnell is getting back up on to his feet and is looking right at Seth Rollins…

Rhino:William McConnell is pissed…

Mark:Dont turn around…

Rhino:Oh no…

Mark:Dean Ambrose is in the ring… DIRTY DEEDS!

Rhino:Well he didnt need to turn around…

Mark:The referee is now starting to come to…

Rhino:Ambrose and Rollins are now leaving through the crowd once again…

Mark:Subway is back up on to his feet…

Rhino:I dont think he saw what happened…

Mark:No he didnt…

Rhino:William McConnell is out on his feet…

Mark:SUBLINE!

Rhino:Subway nailed him good right there…

Mark:The referee is up… Subway with the cover 1………………2……………….3………… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SUBWAY!

Rhino:With unknowing help from The Shield… Subway is moving on in the road to Glory Series…

Mark:Yes he is… Ambrose and Rollins decided to take it upon themselves to attack William McConnell and just cost him his chance to advance in the Road to Glory Series…

Rhino:And Triple H was talking about Shawn Michaels causing Chaos…

Mark:It seems like its been The Shield who has been causing the most chaos…

Rhino:Yes it has…

Mark:And now it appears we are getting set for a celebration of some sort . . .

Rhino:A celebration? I love celebrations . . . what are we celebrating?

Mark:I think it’s pretty apparent now . . .

(‘#MmmGorgeous’ plays as Tyler Breeze enters the arena with the World Heavyweight Championship around his waist. He enters the ring and grabs a microphone)

Tyler Breeze:Well? How does it look? Better than you could have imagined? I thought so too. Let me start first by saying it is an absolute honor to be out here as your NEW eWa World Heavyweight Champion! (Crowd Boos) You see, I did it. I did what everyone thought couldn’t be done. No way Tyler Breeze walks into the eWa and immediately wins the World Heavyweight Championship. Well . . . that’s EXACTLY what I did. I was right while everyone else was wrong. And with the sight of seeing it around my waist for the first time, let me say I couldn’t be more proud . . . (Looks into his phone in hand) . . . or more gorgeous (Crowd Boos) . . . Now the question on everyone’s mind, since it was blown apart at Beach Brawl . . . is what’s next for Tyler Breeze? Who’s Tyler Breeze’s next adversary? What other uggo behemoth in this company thinks they’ve got a shot? No one, I’m afraid to say, can even come close. This sight you’re taking in now with my new gold is a sight you’re going to be seeing for a very long time. (Crowd Boos) But tonight, this moment is not about my opponents . . . or whatever other wanna-breeze make up the card tonight. No . . . tonight is about me and MY achievement. Not only now am I still the single most good-looking piece of gorgeousness on the planet . . . but I am also the greatest eWa champion to ever EXIST! (Crowd Boos) And this is a moment that should not only be celebrated tonight . . . but every night going forward. However, let’s make this first night the best. Tonight I am going to present you all with the luxury of witnessing my next great pose . . . I call it ‘Champion’ . . . and frankly, I almost didn’t even believe I could become this good-looking . . . .but I did. So take out your little cell-phones . . . get your twitters ready . . . because this pose ‘Champion’, is going to blow up huge.

(Tyler rolls out of the ring and takes a few moments on each side of the ring taking in pictures from the fans with the Championship around his waist. He walks to the middle of the entrance ramp and does the same. After finishing his poses, he re-enters the ring)

Tyler Breeze:Quite breathtaking, I know. Can you imagine the publicity that’s about to gather? A man . . model . . Champion? . . The media, the world . . . they’re all talking about Tyler Breeze, the man who made the eWa finally beautiful again and not a place filled with filthy scrubs. The possibilities are endless . . . What will I conquer next? I should almost just walk out of the eWa with this championship . . do other things . . then come back in two years when hopefully I have a challenge. (Crowd Boos) Hey, don’t blame me, I’m not the one who signs the talent around here. I just defeat them. And I look good doing so. But now after you have seen my latest look called ‘Champion’ . . . let us continue to celebrate. I have something to show you up here on the Hardcore Theater. A video, that not only depicts and validates the beatdowns I have handed out since I’ve arrived here in the eWa while becoming your Champion . . . but the music is incredibly awe-inspiring just the same. Take a look and reflect.

(A video begins to play on the Hardcore Theater showing a montage of Tyler Breeze eWa highlights. The song ‘#MmmGorgeous’ is playing during the footage as Tyler can be seen lip syncing the words in the ring. While showing clips of Tyler Breeze’s matches, the Beach Brawl portion is cleverly edited, showing Breeze hitting a Beauty Shot and next holding the World Heavyweight Championship. An extensive list of credits quickly rolls up the screen after the video, all with Tyler Breeze’s name attached. Afterwards, he is seen nodding his head with a slight smile)

Rhino:You could clearly see that was edited…

Mark:I dont think Tyler Breeze noticed…

Tyler Breeze: Absolutely Amazing! Just Incredible!

(Suddenly, a large banner drops from above hovering over one side of the ring. It reads: Tyler Breeze, eWa World Heavyweight Champion, along with his portrait)

Tyler Breeze:Ohh! Wow! Even better! Tell you what, this is easily, quickly shaping up to be the best celebration I’ve ever been a part of. The video, it should be played every weekly event, heck, DAILY! And this banner, it should never leave ringside. It just looks too good . . . much like I do with the prestigious prize finally where it belongs (Looks into his phone in one hand, the other on top of the Title) right around my waist . . .

(A ringing sound is heard…)

Tyler Breeze:Excuse Me, it appears I have an important FaceTime I need to take. Hello!

Voice:Hello Mr. Breeze.

Tyler Breeze:Oh if it isnt you, Mr. Uggo, What do you want?

(Tyler Breeze’s facetime feed appears on Hardcore Theatre as the camera man is filming it)

Rhino:Its Shawn Michaels on the other end!

HBK:I just wanted to send my congrats to you… Chump… I mean… Chump…

Tyler Breeze:Thats Champ, Mr. Uggo.

HBK:Oh my bad…

Tyler Breeze:I dont have time to deal with you, I have to go deal with my adoring public now.

HBK:But I just…

(Tyler Breeze Hangs Up)

Tyler Breeze:Now where was I? Oh that’s right…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels just jump the guard rail…

Mark:Hes still here…

Rhino:Tyler Breeze thinks the cheers are for him…

Mark:Shawn Michaels gets in the ring… Tyler Breeze turns around and Shawn Michaels tackles him…

Rhino:The fight is on…

Mark:Tyler Breeze is covering up…

Rhino:Tyler Breeze wants to get out of of the ring right now…

Mark:Shawn Michaels grabs him by the hair and whips him in to the corner…

Rhino:Tyler Breeze is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Tyler Breeze ducked out of the ring and he high tails it out of here…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels was very close to knocking out Tyler Breeze with Sweet Chin Music tonight…

Mark:Tyler Breeze still has a hold of the EWA World Heavyweight Championship title belt…

Rhino:Which belongs to Shawn Michaels…

Mark:These two will meet once again at Summertime Blowout… And we will find out who really is the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Its now time to head back to the ring for our Main Event…

Road to Glory Match
Omega vs Lone Jobber

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Road to Glory Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Washington, DC… Weighing in at 444 Pounds…OMEGA!

(“Hail Mary” plays as Omega enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House… And now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta,Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…LONE JOBBER!

(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Mark:The main event is now underway as the referee calls for the bell…

Rhino:There is history between these two…

Mark:Thats for damn sure… Lone Jobber just slapped Omega…

Rhino:Omega didnt like that slap at all…

Mark:Omega now strikes Lone Jobber with right hands…

Rhino:Look at him lay in those shots…

Mark:You would have thought Lone Jobber would have been smart not to slap Omega…

Rhino:I guess he wanted to get under his skin…

Mark:Omega now whips Lone Jobber in to the farside… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes and Omega nails him with a big boot…

Rhino:Lone Jobber rolls to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Omega is now going out after Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is keeping his distance from Omega…

Mark:Omega is chasing him around the ring…

Rhino:Lone Jobber rolls back in to the ring…

Mark:Omega tries to get back in to the ring but Lone Jobber nails him with a baseball slide…

Rhino:He caught him right in the face…

Mark:Lone Jobber isnt done… Lone Jobber dives through the ropes right down on to Omega knocking him back in to the guardrail…

Rhino:Lone Jobber a step ahead right now of Omega…

Mark:Lone Jobber rolls Omega back in to the ring…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is up on the top rope…

Mark:Double Axe Handle!

Rhino:Omega is dazed…

Mark:Lone Jobber comes off the ropes and connects with a big dropkick taking Omega off of his feet…

Rhino:Nice dropkick…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Omega 1……………..2………….Kickout by Omega…

Rhino:Omega is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber with a choplock!

Rhino:That took him off of his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now going back up on to the top rope…

Rhino:Omega is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Flying Crossbody! Caught!

Rhino:Omega caught him in mid air…

Mark:Fallaway Slam!

Rhino:Nice move there by Omega sending Lone Jobber across the ring…

Mark:Omega now covers Lone Jobber 1………….2………Lone Jobber kicks out…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Omega charges and drives him back in to the corner…

Rhino:He drove him in hard…

Mark:Omega is now driving his shoulder right in to the midsection of Lone Jobber in the corner…

Rhino:He is really laying in those shoulders…

Mark:Omega now drives his knees right in to the midsection…

Rhino:Those are some hard shots…

Mark:Omega now scoops up Lone Jobber… Snake Eyes!

Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering on his feet…

Mark:Side Walk Slam!

Rhino:He drives him right in to the mat…

Mark:Omega now covers Lone Jobber 1…………….2…………….Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is holding on to his midsection right now…

Mark:Omega wraps him up… Bear Hug!

Rhino:This is not good for Lone Jobber…

Mark:He is trapped in the big and powerful arms of Omega right now…

Rhino:There is no place for him to go…

Mark:Omega trying to squeeze the life out of Lone Jobber…

Rhino:He is starting to fade away…

Mark:The referee is asking Lone Jobber if he wants to give it up…

Rhino:He is shaking his head no…

Mark:Lone Jobber is going limp and the referee is now lifting up his arms… It goes up and it goes down…

Rhino:Two more times and its all over with…

Mark:The arm goes up and down once again…

Rhino:One more time and Omega is moving on to Summertime Blowout to face Subway in the Road to Glory Finals…

Mark:The arm is up and its staying up… Lone Jobber rakes the eyes of Omega…

Rhino:Thats an escape right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber now with right hands to Omega… DDT!

Rhino:He dropped him…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Omega 1…………2…………..Kickout by Omega…

Rhino:Omega is getting back up…

Mark:Lone Jobber kicks him in the midsection… HERTIAGE!

Rhino:He planted him right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Omega again 1…………….2………….3……..NO!

Rhino:Close one right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to keep on the attack so he can put Omega away…

Rhino:Omega is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber is lining him up… LOW CARD KICK! NO!

Rhino:Omega caught his leg…

Mark:Omega lifts him up… SCREWDRIVER!

Rhino:Thats gotta be it right there…

Mark:Omega covers Lone Jobber 1……………….2……………3………..NO!

Rhino:Lone Jobber got his foot on the bottom rope…

Mark:Omega thought he had him down for the count right there…

Rhino:Good ring positioning by Lone Jobber knowing where he was…

Mark:Omega is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Omega is about to head to the Road to Glory Finals… Omega hooks him up… OMEGA DRIVER! NO!

Rhino:Lone Jobber escapes…

Mark:School Boy! 1…………………2…………..3……….. HE GOT HIM!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!

Rhino:Lone Jobber with the quick school boy and he rolled up Omega for the victory…

Mark:Lone Jobber is one step closer to the main event of the biggest show of the year…

Rhino:You can see he quickly got up the ramp and out of the ring…

Mark:He is up on the top of the ramp away from Omega’s freak… SUPERMAN PUNCH!

Rhino:Lone Jobber just got blindsided…

Mark:CM Punk lifts him up… GO TO SLEEP!

Rhino:Where did they come from?

Mark:Roman Reigns and CM Punk just left Lone Jobber laying on the entrance ramp…

Rhino:No one saw where they came from…

Mark:They just seemed to have appeared…

Rhino:They have caused so much chaos tonight…

Mark:The Shield have left their mark on tonights festivities… Is anyone safe from The Shield? Good Night Everyone!