Nightmare on EWA Boulevard 2015

Mark:We are live in the Worlds Most Famous Arena here in New York City… Welcome to Nightmare on EWA Boulevard!

(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)

Rhino:Looks like we are going to be joined by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:He has Megumi Kudo finally back by his side…

Rhino:But he still doesnt seem happy about it…

Mark:There is something going on and you can tell we are about to hear about it…

Subway:So was this your plan all along Hunter? Was this your plan to get under my skin? Hunter, your plans never ever work on…

(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Rhino:I guess Triple H doesnt want to hear any more from Subway…

HHH:You really think this was my idea?

Subway:Of course it fucking was Hunter. You are a fucking two face lying son of a bitch. You always have been and you always will be.

HHH:Subway I really thought that after all of these years you would actually have learned… Sometimes you just make a bunch a crap up in your head and you believe it is real… Just like this whole thing with Megumi… I had nothing to do with it…

Subway:Bullshit!

Mark:Subway is getting right in the face of Triple H right now…

SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA… SHIELD!

(“Special Ops” plays in the arena…)

Mark:Oh no…

Rhino:Here we go…

HHH:Cut that damn music… Boys… Stay back…

Rhino:Is Triple H calling off The Shield?

Mark:I think he is…

Subway:What you dont need your goon squad?

HHH:This has nothing to do with them… Its between me and you right now… Subway… I had nothing to do with your bitch being kidnapped…

Subway:Did you just call her a bitch?

HHH:Well thats what she is…

Mark:Subway is pissed…

Rhino:This is about to explode…

Mark:Megumi Kudo just shoved slapped Triple H right across the face…

Rhino:Woah!

Mark:Megumi Kudo with another slap across the face of Triple H…

Rhino:Subway is enjoying it…

Mark:Triple H grabs Megumi Kudo by the hair…

Rhino:Leave her alone Triple H…

Mark:Triple H grabs a hold of her… SUBLINE!

Rhino:Subway just laid out the boss…

Mark:Megumi Kudo is getting on top of Triple H and is just hammering him with rights and lefts…

Rhino:She is getting revenge on Triple H…

Mark:Subway is pulling her off and they are both leaving the ring right now…

Rhino:We are going to see Subway later on in the night when he defends his EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

Mark:You and I both know Rhino that Triple H isnt going to be happy once he gets to his feet…

Rhino:No he wont be…

Mark:You can already see that he is pissed off as he is being helped from the ring by a couple of officials right now…

Rhino:If I were the EWA World Heavyweight Champion right now… I would be worried what type of revenge that Triple H could be looking for…

Mark:Triple H says he does whats best for business… Going for revenge probably wouldnt be best for business… But what is best for business is getting to the ring for in ring action here at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…

Tyler Breeze In Action

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Currently in the ring… From Brooklyn, New York… The BROOKLYN BRAWLER! His opponent…Now residing in his Seasonal residence in Santorini, Greece… Weighing in at 195 Pounds… TYLER BREEZE!

(“#MmmmGorgeous” plays as Tyler Breeze enters the arena…)

Rhino:Tyler Breeze is looking at the Brooklyn Brawler like he is a complete uggo…

Mark:Brooklyn Brawler strikes Tyler Breeze with a couple of right hands…

Rhino:Tyler Breeze is trying to cover up his face right now…

Mark:Brooklyn Brawler whips Tyler Breeze in to the ropes… Big Clothesline!

Rhino:Tyler Breeze gets back up on to his feet…

Mark:Tyler Breeze quickly ducked out of the ring…

Rhino:He needs a moment… I think the smell of Brooklyn Brawler is over whelming Tyler Breeze at this moment…

Mark:He is holding his nose at the moment…

Rhino:Tyler Breeze is taking his time getting back in to the ring…

Mark:Brooklyn Brawler goes after Tyler Breeze and Tyler Breeze ducks between the ropes…

Rhino:He just said back that smelly piece of garbage up…

Mark:You can tell he isnt a fan of the Brooklyn Brawler…

Rhino:The referee is backing him away from Tyler Breeze like he has to do by rule…

Mark:Tyler Breeze jumps Brooklyn Brawler as he was being backed up by the referee…

Rhino:Look at him taking advantage of the situation…

Mark:Tyler Breeze backs Brooklyn Brawler up in to the corner and is just laying hard kicks right to the chest of Brooklyn Brawler…

Rhino:He is now choking him with his boot…

Mark:The referee is telling Tyler Breeze to break the choke right now…

Rhino:Brooklyn Brawler is coming out of the corner…

Mark:SUPERMODEL KICK!

Rhino:That could have been the knock out shot right there…

Mark:Tyler Breeze isnt done as he is mounting Brooklyn Brawler and laying in repeated shots right now…

Rhino:He is really hammering him with hard shots…

Mark:Tyler Breeze now finally gets off of Brooklyn Brawler…

Rhino:The Brooklyn Brawler is crawling around the ring trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Tyler Breeze is looking to finish him off right now…

Rhino:This could be the end for Brooklyn Brawler…

Mark:Brooklyn Brawler staggers up on to his feet… BEAUTY SHOT!

Rhino:He just knocked out the Brooklyn Brawler right there…

Mark:Tyler Breeze hooks the leg 1……………2……………3……….ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TYLER BREEZE!

Rhino:Tyler Breeze picks up the win here tonight over the Brooklyn Brawler…

Mark:Tyler Breeze just picked up a microphone…

Tyler Breeze:Now that I have disposed of that uggo, I can make my intentions very clear. The Gorgeous One will be the next EWA World Heavyweight Champion!

Rhino:Simple and to the point from Tyler Breeze…

Mark:It appears Tyler Breeze is turning his focus on the EWA World Heavyweight Championship and finally capturing the championship… We will see if he will be apart of the Extreme Bowl… Which will be the next time we are on Pay Per View on February 18th… We are now going backstage to Kent Richardson…

Kent:Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m pleased to welcome you to another episode of…. (just as the announcer tries to finish, he is handed a paper from the director telling him to read it verbatim.)) This crap again? Folks I do apologize as we are going to a taped interview recorded from this mystery man. We all know who it is, it’s…

(Feed cuts and the tape begins to roll, as is similar to the prior promos, dark, cold, and full of wonder. The camera has panned from darkness to a wall of what appears to be trophies. One is the eWa World Title. Rumors were true, he is a former champion. Finally we cut to a tv, and is showing a Christmas promo from a familiar foe. The promo ends and we hear something like a chair break. Finally..lights come on…only to go off, with TV on in a blue tint and this former champion facing away from the camera).

Anger…it’s a great fuel to ignite ones soul. A soul that was nearly taken too soon. Yet here you are going back to the freak show remnants to wish all Merry Christmas. How touching, because if I get my way, that will be the last Christmas you’ll ever get to see. You won’t go to Hell, not even in Michigan, and Heaven won’t take a joke of a juggalo like you. Off to purgatory for your fails on earth. Congrats, but don’t think when I step back in the ring, my first match will be against you. Oh no! You gotta prove to be worthy in the ring with me, chump. Why don’t you clear that ring rust against jay mack. I hear he’s a loser, and certainly not a gatekeeper. Or maybe our “beloved” booker will have you face CM Punk. You remember him right? He use to go on ninety hour promo rants and put everyone to sleep with his “sermons”. This version of Punk doesn’t do that. Nah he’s in that Nexus Light or Straight Edge 2.0, or a fail of a group known as the shield. U want me to believe, ok I believe in The Shield, but not you four buffoons, I believe in Michael chilkis, the real shield! And you steal the Champ’s wife. Wow, real classy. I doubt that Subway will let that distract him from wanting to bleed all of you out like I want to do to TJ.. yup I went there. I’m breaking the fourth wall, hey Adam Renolds how ya doing? ((Camera finally pans up, but still not at his face)). You want an answer? I think I just summarized up what I want, if u give me that, than yes. I’ll play ball in your squared circle, but my rules. Or I walk. You try booking me against that freak first match back, I walk. It’s call poor booking! How bout I make it easy. You have me face that loser CM Punk. He ain’t doing anything, his other buddies are in matches, or don’t ya got the stones to book the match? I can label you a puss too? I’m surrounded by not butt holes rather pussies. Great, now..the point is, make the match, and TJ, u better get ready. That’s not a warning, that’s a promise. I’M back and you all best beware of the man you all fear!

(Feed fades to black)

Rhino:Will Triple H make the match?

Mark:Guess time is going to tell… Lets get back to the ring for the EWA Tag Team Championship Match…

EWA Tag Team Championship Match
Lone Jobber & Colt Cabana(c) vs Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… The Challengers…

SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA… SHIELD!

(“Special Ops” plays in the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Representing The Shield… ROMAN REIGNS and SETH ROLLINS! Their Opponents… The EWA Tag Team Champions… First…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 233 Pounds… COLT CABANA!
 
(“Boom Boom” plays as Colt Cabana enters the arena…)
 
Pa Announcer:His partner… From The Slaughter House… And now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta,Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…LONE JOBBER!
 
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… It is going to be Lone Jobber starting things out with Seth Rolllins…

Rhino:Wait a minute…

Mark:Here comes the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Rhino:Subway is coming out and he is carrying a chair wrapped in barbed wire…

Mark:Subway is coming right for The Shield…

Rhino:Subway is telling Lone Jobber and Colt Cabana to back away for a minute…

Mark:Subway charges at Seth Rollins with the Barbed Wire Chair…

Rhino:Seth Rollins got out of the ring…

Mark:Roman Reigns jumped off the apron as well…

Rhino:They are going to try and keep their distance away from the crazy EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Subway is intense as we have ever seen him right now…

HHH:Someone get him out of that ring right now!

Mark:Triple H is pissed off…

Rhino:EWA Security is trying to get him out of the ring…

Mark:Subway is slowly backing down…

Rhino:EWA Security is able to get him out of the ring so that this match up can actually begin…

Mark:Subway doesnt look happy right now…

Rhino:I wouldnt blame him…

Mark:EWA Officials have gotten things under control as Subway has been taken to the back… Lone Jobber and Seth Rollins are trading shots right now in the middle of the ring… Lone Jobber whips Seth Rollins in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Seth Rollins went for a ride right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber scoops up and slams Seth Rollins right back down in to the canvas…

Rhino:He is now putting the boots to Seth Rollins…

Mark:Lone Jobber drags Seth Rollins towards the corner and tags in Colt Cabana…

Rhino:They need to work together if they are going to defeat The Shield and walk out of here still EWA Tag Team Champions…

Mark:Double Vertical Suplex by the Art of KJOB right now… Colt Cabana with the cover 1………..2………..Seth Rollins kicks out…

Rhino:Colt Cabana is now putting the boots to Seth Rollins…

Mark:Colt Cabana is now up on the middle rope and drops the leg right down on Seth Rollins… Colt Cabana with another cover 1………….2………….Kickout by Seth Rollins once again…

Rhino:Seth Rollins is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Colt Cabana hooks up Seth Rollins and nails him with a shoulder breaker…

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:Colt Cabana with another cover 1…………….2………….Kickout again by Seth Rollins…

Rhino:Colt Cabana is pulling Seth Rollins back up on to his feet…

Mark:Colt Cabana with an irish whip…

Rhino:Blind tag…

Mark:Colt Cabana goes for a clothesline… Seth Rollins ducks…

Rhino:Colt is waiting for him to come off the ropes…

Mark:Seth Rollins holds on to the ropes… Colt Cabana begins to charge in… Seth Rollins gets his boots up…

Rhino:Colt Cabana is staggering around…

Mark:Big Clothesline! By Roman Reigns…

Rhino:He took his head off with that clothesline…

Mark:Roman Reigns with a cover 1……………….2…………………Kickout

Rhino:Colt Cabana is now slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Roman Reigns now backs him up in to the corner and just lays in the shoulders to the midsection of Colt Cabana…

Rhino:He is driving all of the air out of Colt Cabana…

Mark:Roman Reigns now with a hard irish whip…

Rhino:Colt Cabana is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Roman Reigns with another big clothesline!

Rhino:Colt Cabana is in some trouble now…

Mark:Seth Rollins gets tagged back in…

Rhino:Colt Cabana is trying to get to his feet…

Mark:Springboard Knee!

Rhino:He caught him good right there…

Mark:Seth Rollins with the cover 1………………..2……………Kickout by Colt Cabana…

Rhino:Close one right there…

Mark:Seth Rollins is now heading up on to the rope rope…

Rhino:Seth Rollins is looking to take a chance right now…

Mark:Colt Cabana gets to his feet and stops Seth Rollins up on the top rope…

Rhino:That is not the position he wanted to be in right now…

Mark:Colt Cabana now hooks up Seth Rollins… SUPERPLEX!

Rhino:Both men are down in the middle of the ring right now…

Mark:Colt Cabana crawls on top of Seth Rollins 1………………….2……………3………..NO! Roman Reigns came in and broke it up…

Rhino:That was a really close nearfall right there…

Mark:Seth Rollins is now crawling back towards his corner…

Rhino:Colt Cabana is crawling towards his as well…

Mark:Roman Reigns gets the tag and he stops Colt Cabana from getting to his corner to tag in Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber really wanted to be tagged in right there…

Mark:Roman Reigns is now putting the boots back to Colt Cabana…

Rhino:He is really stomping him in to the mat right now…

Mark:Roman Reigns is now pulling Colt Cabana back up on to is feet… Stalling Vertical Suplex! No!

Rhino:Lone Jobber came in to the ring…

Mark:Low Card Kick!

Rhino:That just saved his tag team partner…

Mark:He is now urging Colt Cabana to come and make the tag…

Rhino:Roman Reigns crawls back towards his corner…

Mark:Seth Rollins gets tagged in…

Rhino:So does Lone Jobber…

Mark:Lone Jobber blocks the right hand from Seth Rollins and is now opening up on him with right hands of his own…

Rhino:He really is laying in the shots…

Mark:Lone Jobber whips him in to the ropes… Big Dropkick!

Rhino:He caught him square on right in the face with it…

Mark:Lone Jobber just knocked Roman Reigns off the apron…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is in control…

Mark:Seth Rollins staggers up on to his feet… HERTIAGE!

Rhino:He planted him right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber with the cover 1……………….2……………3…………..NO! Seth Rollins got his shoulder up…

Rhino:So close right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Seth Rollins to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:He is looking to put him away right here and now…

Mark:Seth Rollins staggers to his feet… STEEL CHAIR SHOT! By Roman Reigns!

Rhino:The referee just called for the bell…

Mark:He just laid out Lone Jobber from behind with that Steel Chair…

Rhino:Colt Cabana is in the ring…

Mark:Seth Rollins just attacked him from behind…

Rhino:Roman Reigns has the Steel Chair lined up…

Mark:Steel Chair Shot! By Roman Reigns laying out Colt Cabana as well…

Rhino:They have just laid out the EWA Tag Team Champions…

Mark:EWA Officials are trying to help Colt Cabana and Lone Jobber get out of the ring right now…

Rhino:They are also trying to have security get Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins out of the ring as well…

SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA… SHIELD!

(“Special Ops” plays in the arena…)

Rhino:Here come CM Punk and Dean Ambrose…

Mark:It appears we are now getting set for our Main Event…

EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match
Subway(c) vs Dean Ambrose

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for One Fall and is for the EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first… The Challenger… Making his way to the ring… Representing The Shield… DEAN AMBROSE!

Rhino:We now have all four members of The Shield here at ringside and they are talking over strategy…

Mark:They shouldnt all be out here for this match up…

Rhino:They destroyed what probably was Subway’s backup in this match up…

Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Wildwood, New Jersey… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… SUBWAY!

(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)

Mark:Well Subway is here and we are about to have a fight on our hands…

Rhino:The other three members of The Shield are surrounding the ring right now…

Mark:Dean Ambrose is ready to fight for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

Rhino:Subway is telling Dean Ambrose to call off his goons…

Mark:He wants this to be One on One…

Rhino:Well here we go…

Mark:The other three members of The Shield are now on the ring apron…

Rhino:We need to get them out of here right now…

Mark:Someone has to…

Rhino:This going to be a Four on One mugging of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Subway looks around and he knows he has no where to run right now…

Rhino:This could be the last time we see Subway in an EWA Ring…

Mark:This is not best for… WHAT THE HELL!?!

Rhino:WHAT!?!

Mark:CM Punk just attacked Dean Ambrose from behind!

Rhino:What the hell is going on here…

Mark:CM Punk is just pounding on Dean Ambrose with kicks right to the back…

Rhino:Rollins and Reigns just attacked Subway…

Mark:Its a two on one attack on Subway right now…

Rhino:What in the world is going n here…

Mark:Roman Reigns is holding down Subway… CURB STOMP!

Rhino:Seth Rollins just knocked out the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:CM Punk has Dean Ambrose up on his shoulders… GO TO SLEEP!

Rhino:Dean Ambrose is knocked out…

Mark:CM Punk and Seth Rollins are now picking up Dean Ambrose…

Rhino:They are telling Roman to spear him…

Mark:Roman Reigns is having second thoughts…

Rhino:They just said do it…

Mark:Roman Reigns SPEARS Dean Ambrose!

Rhino:I dont believe what I am seeing right now…

Mark:Dean Ambrose is out… Subway is out…

Rhino:The Shield arent done…

Mark:Seth Rollins just brought a table in to the ring…

Rhino:What are they doing here?

Mark:Subway is being laid out on the table…

Rhino:They arent done…

Mark:The Shield has Dean Ambrose… TRIPLE POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE AND RIGHT ON TO SUBWAY!

Rhino:Oh My God!

Mark:The Shield have made a statement tonight…

Rhino:They have also turned their back on one of their own…

Mark:I dont believe what I am seeing right now…

Rhino:Wait a minute…

Mark:CM Punk just pulled something out of his boot…

Rhino:Its the contract…

Mark:No….

Rhino:Hes not going to…

Mark:It appears CM Punk is cashing in the contract…

Rhino:He is telling the referee that he is cashing it in…

Mark:This isnt right…

Rhino:Subway is out cold…

Mark:Seth Rollins just pulled the body of Subway out of the rubble…

Rhino:No… Dont do this…

Mark:The referee is being forced to ring the bell…

Rhino:Dont do it like this…

Mark;CM Punk covers Subway 1…………………2………………3……….. NEW CHAMPION! DAMN IT!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion… CM PUNK!

Rhino:I dont believe it…

Mark:The Shield has the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… And in their path… They destroyed both Subway and Dean Ambrose…

Rhino:Why did they turn on Ambrose?

Mark:I have no idea… But CM Punk… Is the Heavyweight Champion of the World… Good Night Everyone!

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