Unholy Alliances 2015
Mark:We are live in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and this is Unholy Alliances!
Rhino:Oh man what a night this is going to be Mark…
Mark:Oh what a night indeed and before we kick off this show we need to talk about what happened before the show came on the air…
Rhino:Yeah we need to fill everyone in on what happened…
Mark:Before the evening kicked off here in Pittsburgh the EWA was holding a dark match featuring a couple of local independent wrestlers from the area and well Rhino… They got more than they bargained for…
Rhino:Oh yes they did…
Mark:Our EWA Cameras caught the action during the pre-show when the man known as Brock Lesnar made his presence felt…
Rhino:The Beast was unleashed…
Mark:The man who did the unthinkable has come to the EWA and is about to unleash a path of destruction and he started with these two men here tonight…
Rhino:He gave both men a couple of F5’s as you are seeing right there…
Mark:These poor men became victims of Brock Lesnar here tonight and the path of destruction he could cause here in the EWA is well… Unthinkable…
Rhino:This is a very good point…
Mark:We could see more of the Beast known as Brock Lesnar later on tonight if he happens to watch the back of one Subway…
Rhino:Subway has brought the beast that we only thought Paul Heyman could control to the EWA… So you have to wonder what that means for The Shield…
Mark:They could have a target on their back… Or maybe Paul Heyman is going to work his magic and put an end to that…
Rhino:We are going to have to wait and see… But I dont think anyone is particularly safe…
Mark:That is probably the one thing we can agree on… No one is safe… Especially with The Beast Brock Lesnar running around…
Rhino:And with The Shield as well… As numbers always matter…
Mark:That they do… We are going to see two Unholy Alliance matches tonight along with Damien Sandario as well…
Rhino:I can not wait…
Mark:Neither can I… So lets get to the…
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H walks out in to the arena…)
Mark:Well The Boss has arrived Rhino…
Rhino:And he appears he has something to say to everyone here tonight…
HHH:Cut the music…
Rhino:The fans are giving him an ear full before he even talks…
HHH:I can stand here all day if thats what you people want… I dont have a problem with that…
Crowd:Asshole…Asshole…Asshole!
HHH:Go on… Chant… Make noise… Give me your best shot because lets face it… Im the boss and I can spend all night in this ring and everyone can wait until I am done and if its takes two hours… It takes two hours… I dont really care…
Crowd:Asshole…Asshole…Asshole!
HHH:You got it all out of your system now? Are you done?
Crowd:You Suck…You Suck… You Suck!
HHH:No I dont suck… Your momma’s do…
Crowd:Assshole…Asshole…Asshole!
Rhino:The crowd is really getting to him…
Mark:I think they are…
HHH:You good now… Alright good…You know whats funny though… You know whats really funny is that you people are calling me an asshole… You people are judging me… You people who come and see my shows are calling me an asshole… For what reason? Not giving you quality entertainment? For not giving you the matches you want to see? Are you people unhappy because you havent been given certain matches when you think you want to see them? Is that why you people are unhappy… Oh wait… Thats why other people are unhappy… But exactly why are you people unhappy… For years I have given you people a reason to love me and I have given you people a reason to hate me and thats the relationship we have had… But at the end of the day all it was what it is now… Best for Business… Oh man I said that phrase…That is going to make a few people mad now… Its going to make them think about entertainment… We can not do that… I guess I should say… Whats best for wrestling? Does that W word make you feel all warm and fuzzy now? When you hear the word WRESTLING… Or better yet… Let me say the word EXTREME… That will made everything all better right?
Crowd:Asshole…Asshole…Asshole!
HHH:You know what I should do next… Since I am in charge and all… Hey Lone Jobber get out here now and give me the championship… I dont need you to lay down for me… Just hand me the belt… Let me make myself the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… I mean thats what I am good at right? Making myself things… Not like other people who open up their mouths and call themselves the Total Impact Champion and think that its actually something that is going to stick…
(Looks in to the camera)
HHH:Hi Colt Cabana…
(Triple H waves and laughs)
HHH:Wait maybe I shouldnt say that..I think that would show that I am actually paying attention… And god forbid that I do that… Pay attention to the product…
(Triple H adjusts his suit jacket)
HHH:Sorry I just needed to make sure my jacket was straight… Where was I again? Hey you over there… Can you hand me that book thats sitting on the table next to you…
(PA hands him a book with the title “Creative Control”)
HHH:Sorry let me look and see where I am here in my handy little book… You like the title of it… I thought it was very clever if I dont say so myself… Creative Control… Shame I am the only one who has it…
Crowd:Asshole…Asshole…Asshole!
HHH:Alright found my spot… Here you can have this book back… I dont need it anymore…
(Tosses book back)
HHH:There are a lot of people in the back that question me… People sit in the back and wonder is he really doing whats best for all of us… Does he really see what is going on here? Is he realizing what this place is becoming? You damn right I do… I see a bunch of people who would rather BLAME other people because they are unable to get the job done… And these are the people that you love… These are people that you admire… Because they are real… They are Hardcore… They are edgy… But they are also the people who time after time after time when given the chance to actually back up all of their smack talk… CAN NEVER GET IT DONE!
(Crowd Boos)
HHH:And this is being as real as I possibly can… Dont blame me when you drop the ball… Just blame yourselves…
Crowd:Asshole…Asshole…Asshole!
HHH:I hear it… I hear everything you all say… And next time you wanna come out to MY RING and “Shoot”… You may wanna give me the heads up and I will hire Rob Feinstein or Sean Oliver and they can ask you all of the hard hitting “Shoot” Questions that everyone seems to like in a “Shoot” interview….Like tell me about the time you wrestled Megumi Kudo and she screwed you with a dildo… Tell me what that was like… Did it hurt?
Crowd:Asshole…Asshole…Asshole!
HHH:They always say if you are going to do it.. Do it and well… Lets just do it… YOU WANT ME GONE IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT! You people want me fired? I hear you all whispering in the locker room… I see the chatter on Social Media… I see it… I hear it… If you want me gone… Do something about it… Or maybe…You just want to kick my ass… Is that what you want to do? Thats up to you… But until someone does something about it… Im the boss… Im charge… Or maybe I am just GOD!
Crowd:Asshole…Asshole…Asshole!
HHH:Bottom line is… You can disagree with me all you want… You need to remember that with out me… All of this… Wouldnt even exist… Now then… I hope we have cleared all of that up… Its time to get to the ENTERTAINMENT! You know… The EXTREME WRESTLING ALLIANCE… As tonight is UNHOLY ALLIANCES… Some people forget that… Lets see how Unholy this night can really be…
Rhino:Well that was something…
Mark:Triple H got a lot of things off of his chest by the sounds of it…
Rhino:You wonder how the locker room is going to react to what just happened…
Mark:I guess we are going to have to wait and see what they have to say…Lets get to the ring for our opening contest…
Subway & CM Punk vs Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins
Pa Announcer:Tonight’s Opening Contest is set for One Fall… Introducing first… From Wildwood, New Jersey… Weighing in at 220 Pounds…SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…
SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA… SHIELD!
(“Special Ops” plays in the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Introducing first… Representing The Shield… CM PUNK!
Mark:Subway is glaring a whole right at CM Punk…
Rhino:You can feel the tension in the air between these two men…
Mark:One of the things Subway has wanted to do and that was get his hands on CM Punk for the plot to kidnap Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:CM Punk is keeping his distance at the moment…
Mark:He is trying to back off until Subway decides to cool down…
Rhino:If they can not get close to one another… How are they even going to co-exist?
Mark:I really dont know honestly…
SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA… SHIELD!
(“Special Ops” plays in the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponents…Introducing first… Representing The Shield… SETH ROLLINS!
Rhino:CM Punk feels a little bit more confident right now…
Mark:Even though they are opponents tonight… Seth Rollins is here to help out CM Punk…
Rhino:Subway tells Seth Rollins to screw off to keep it clean…
Mark:Best way to put that… Subway is going underneath the ring and he is pulling out a singapore cane…
Rhino:Here we go…
Mark:Subway is going right after his own partner for the night CM Punk…
Rhino:Here comes Seth Rollins…
Mark:Seth Rollins gets nailed in the midsection with the singapore cane…
Rhino:CM Punk just rolled in to the ring…
Mark:Subway has his eyes set on CM Punk as he gets in to the ring…
Rhino:He is pointing the singapore cane right at CM Punk…
Mark:Subway has that look of vengeance on his mind right about now…
Rhino:CM Punk is bailing out of the ring…
Mark:Well not for long…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose!
Mark:Dean Ambrose just tossed CM Punk back in to the ring…
Rhino:There is no place for CM Punk to go right now…
Mark:Seth Rollins is back up on to his feet and Dean Ambrose just spun him inside out with a big clothesline…
Rhino:Now CM Punk has no backup…
Mark:CM Punk is being surrounded by Subway and Dean Ambrose…
Rhino:They are throwing this tag match out the window it appears…
Mark:CM Punk tries to escape… Dean Ambrose shoves him towards Subway and he nails him with the Singapore Cane!
Rhino:Thats the shot he wanted…
Mark:One more time with the Singapore Cane right across the back of CM Punk…
Rhino:CM Punk is crawling towards the corner now…
Mark:Look Out!
Rhino:Here is Roman Reigns…
Mark:Roman Reigns just pulled Dean Ambrose out of the ring…
Rhino:They are now brawling…
Mark:Subway is laying in right hands to CM Punk…
Rhino:CM Punk is trying to cover up…
Mark:Roman Reigns just sent Dean Ambrose in to the steel steps…
Rhino:He crashed hard in to the steps…
Mark:Roman Reigns is now in the ring…
Rhino:Look out Subway…
Mark:From behind Roman Reigns grabs Subway by the head…
Rhino:Subway is fighting back…
Mark:Subway whips Roman Reigns in to the ropes… Roman Reigns with a reversal… Subway comes off the ropes… Big Flying Forearm knocking Roman Reigns back in to the ropes…
Rhino:He has the power house shaken up…
Mark:CM Punk is up on his feet…
Rhino:Subway… Dont turn around…
Mark:Subway turns around right in to a Spin Kick right to the side of the head by CM Punk…
Rhino:He was blindsided with that kick…
Mark:SUPERMAN PUNCH!
Rhino:Subway is down…
Mark:Dean Ambrose is trying to get up…
Rhino:Seth Rollins…
Mark:CURB STOMP!
Rhino:Ambrose is down and out now…
Mark:CM Punk is getting Subway setup…
Rhino:He has him up for the GTS…
Mark:Here comes BROCK LESNAR!
Rhino:The Beast Has Arrived…
Mark:CM Punk drops Subway…
Rhino:CM Punk is telling the troops to back off…
Mark:Roman Reigns is resisting…
Rhino:He has that intense look on his face right now…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is an uncontrollable beast and right now he has is eyes locked in on Roman Reigns…
Rhino:Seth Rollins and CM Punk are telling Roman Reigns that they need to go…
Mark:Subway had some nice back up tonight in the form of Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:He was able to get a little bit of revenge on CM Punk…
Mark:He did get his hands on him… But I believe that was only a taste of things to come…
Rhino:I believe that to be true…
Mark:Kent Richardson is backstage right now and he has some important news for us… Kent whats up?
Kent:Hey Guys… I was just informed that the Board of Directors are in the meeting right now and it wasnt a meeting that was scheduled…
Rhino:Does it have anything to do with the comments made by Triple H?
Kent:My sources close to the situation are telling me that is in fact the reason they are meeting tonight and from what I am being told that there was a member of the board in the area tonight and they are on the conference call right now as they head to the arena…
Mark:Do you expect we are going to hear some sort of an announcement tonight?
Kent:That I can not tell you… But what I do know is that the board member is coming to the arena and most likely will have something to say… But I can not confirm that yet… I will let you know when I find out…
Mark:Thanks Kent for that update…
Rhino:I guess the board isnt too happy with Triple H…
Mark:Wonder what that means for his future… We are going to have to see… Its time for some more in ring action tonight so lets get to the ring…
Damien Sandario vs ???
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Weighing in 243 Pounds… DAMIEN SANDARIO!
(“Hallelujah” as Damien Sandario enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Annville, Pennsylvania… Weighing in at 246 Pounds… Lethal Weapon… STEVE BLACKMAN!
(“Drums In The Night” plays as Steve Blackman enters the arena…)
Mark:Its good to see Steve Blackman…
Rhino:I am surprised they knew he was still around…
Mark:He is a Pennsylvania native and he is here tonight to take on Damien Sandario…
Rhino:He looks familiar but I just cant place it…
Mark:Damien Sandario locks up with Steve Blackman… Damien Sandario locks in a side headlock and now Steve Blackman fights him off and shoots him off in to the ropes… Damien Sandario comes off the ropes and knocks down Steve Blackman with a shoulder block…
Rhino:Steve Blackman gets right back up…
Mark:Damien Sandario locks up with him again… Steve Blackman though fights him off with hard kicks right to the thighs…
Rhino:Damien Sandario is not liking the kicks…
Mark:Steve Blackman now whips Damien Sandario in to the ropes… Spin Kick!
Rhino:That took Damien Sandario right off of his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandario is rolling to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:He needs a breather for a second…
Mark:Steve Blackman isnt wasting anytime… Running Baseball Slide!
Rhino:He caught him right in the side of the head with that baseball slide…
Mark:Steve Blackman now goes out after Damien Sandario and rams him head first in to the side of the ring…
Rhino:Damien Sandario is dazed…
Mark:Steve Blackman rolls Damien Sandario back in to the ring…
Rhino:Damien Sandario is getting back up in the corner…
Mark:Steve Blackman is laying in hard kicks to Damien Sandario in the corner…
Rhino:You can hear Damien Sandario scream in pain after a few of those kicks…
Mark:Big kick right to the head of Damien Sanario…
Rhino:Sandario is dazed…
Mark:Steve Blackman connects with a dropkick!
Rhino:Damien Sandario is in trouble…
Mark:Steve Blackman with the cover 1…………2…………Kickout by Damien Sandario…
Rhino:Steve Blackman is taking it right to him and Damien Sandario didnt think he would be in this much trouble…
Mark:Damien Sandario is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He just got whipped hard in to the corner…
Mark:Steve Blackman comes charging in… Damien Sandario gets his boots up…
Rhino:Steve Blackman is staggering around…
Mark;Damien Sandario comes charging out of the corner and nails him with a Running Head Scissors!
Rhino:Steve Blackman slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandario charges and plants him with a DDT!
Rhino:There is a cartwheel right there by Damien Sandario…
Mark:Damien Sandario hooks up Steve Blackman… Full Nelson Slam!
Rhino:That move dropped him right there…
Mark:Damien Sandario hooks the leg 1…………….2…………..3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DAMIEN SANDARIO!
Rhino:What a win for the debut of Damien Sandario…
Mark:Damien Sandario is out to impress the EWA and he did so tonight…
Rhino:I would agree with that…
Mark:Kent Richardson is standing by right now and he has an update on what he reported on earlier… Kent…
Kent:Guys I am out here in the parking lot and a large limo just rolled up a few moments ago and from what I am told the member of the EWA board is indeed inside that limo…
Rhino:Has anyone gotten out of the limo?
Kent:No… Not yet… I am going to try and keep you updated and hopefully by the time we go off the air tonight we will know more..
Mark:Thanks Kent…
Rhino:Something is going to happen before we go off the air tonight… I can feel it…
Mark:Our EWA cameras are backstage right now as something is happening…
Rhino:There is Subway…
Mark:He is screaming where is he… Where is he…
Rhino:He is in search for CM Punk one would assume…
Mark:EWA officials are trying to tell him that The Shield have left the building…
Rhino:Do you believe that?
Mark:I think thats the only thing that will settle him down…
Rhino:He wants his hands on CM Punk badly…
Mark:Hopefully he gets his chance sooner rather than later… Lets get to the ring for our main event…
Lone Jobber & Tyler Breeze vs Alan Matthews & Colt Cabana
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall… Introducing first… Team Number One… From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… Dead Eye ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“Through Struggle” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 233 Pounds… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions…COLT CABANA!
(“Boom Boom” plays as Colt Cabana enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents…First… Now residing in his Seasonal residence in Santorini, Greece… Weighing in at 195 Pounds… TYLER BREEZE!
(“#MmmmGorgeous” plays as Tyler Breeze enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And his partner… From The Slaughter House… And now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta,Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions and the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:It is going to be Lone Jobber starting things out with Alan Matthews…Lone Jobber strikes Alan Matthews with a couple of straight right hands…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is fighting right back with shots of his own…
Mark:Alan Matthews knocks the EWA World Heavyweight Champion back in to the ropes… Alan Matthews whips him in to the far side… Back Elbow!
Rhino:That caught him right underneath the jaw…
Mark:Alan Matthews now scoops up Lone Jobber and slams him down to the canvas… Big Elbow right in to the chest as Alan Matthews now goes for the quick cover 1……….2….Kickout right away by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to sit up…
Mark:Alan Matthews locks in a chin lock in on Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to fight his way to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber is indeed powering back up on to his feet and now drops him with a Belly to Back Suplex… Lone Jobber now goes for his first cover of the match up 1………2……… Alan Matthews kicks right out…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up Alan Matthews and drops him with a Front Face Suplex… Another cover by Lone Jobber 1…………..2……….. Kickout by Alan Matthews once again…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Tyler Breeze tags himself in…
Rhino:Lone Jobber wasnt expecting that…
Mark:Lone Jobber stares him down as Tyler Breeze charges at Alan Matthews and nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is following up and putting the boots to Alan Matthews…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is now choking Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is really doing a number at the moment…
Mark:Tyler Breeze hooks up Alan Matthews… Stalling Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:Very nice suplex by Tyler Breeze…
Mark:Tyler Breeze covers Alan Matthews 1…………..2…………Kickout again by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is jaw jacking with his partner right now…
Mark:Tyler Breeze told him watch how this is done… Jawbreaker by Alan Matthews!
Rhino:Well that probably wasnt what Tyler Breeze was thinking about doing…
Mark:No it wasnt… As Alan Matthews goes behind Tyler Breeze and connects with a German Release Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex…
Mark:Alan Matthews looks over at his corner…
Rhino:Will he tag in Colt Cabana?
Mark:Yes he does…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is trying to crawl towards his corner…
Mark:Colt Cabana stops him from making the tag as he connected with a double axe handle shot right to the back of the head of Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is now putting the boots to him…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is trying to get back up on to his feet… Colt Cabana picks up and connects with a Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:That dropped him right on the back of his head…
Mark:Colt Cabana picks him right back up… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is in trouble now…
Mark:Colt Cabana covers Tyler Breeze 1……………….2…………Kickout by Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze needs to make a tag now to his partner Lone Jobber…
Mark:Who he is very far away from…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is bringing him back in to the corner…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets tagged back in… Alan Matthews now drives his shoulder right in to the midsection of Tyler Breeze before pulling him out of the corner… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge 1…………..2……………Kickout by Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:That one was close right there…
Mark:Alan Matthews tags Colt Cabana right back in to the match…
Rhino:Quick tags going on right now…
Mark:Colt Cabana sets up Tyler Breeze… Eat The Feet!
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:Colt Cabana with the cover 1……………..2………..3……No! Tyler Breeze got his shoulder up…
Rhino:That one was close…
Mark:Tyler Breeze really does need to make a tag…
Rhino:Colt Cabana cuts him off from making the tag…
Mark:Colt Cabana hooks him up… Brainbuster!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is in a lot of trouble right now…
Mark:Colt Cabana with the cover 1…………….2…………..3……NO!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze barely got his shoulder up on that occasion…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alan Matthews gets tagged in…
Mark:Alan Matthews sets up Tyler Breeze… DIRECT HIT!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it right there… As Tyler Breeze looks to be done…
Mark:Alan Matthews hooks the leg 1……………..2…………3…….NO! Lone Jobber came in and made the save…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Tyler Breeze really needs to get to his corner…
Rhino:He is trying to do his best to make it there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is reaching out for the tag…
Rhino:Alan Matthews grabs Tyler Breeze by the foot and is dragging him back in to the corner…
Mark:Colt Cabana gets tagged back in…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is now looking to finish him off right here and now…
Mark:Colt Cabana hooks him up… Colt 45! NO!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze escapes…
Mark:Colt Cabana turns around… SUPER MODEL KICK!
Rhino:That took everything out of Tyler Breeze right there to hit that kick…
Mark:Both men are down on the canvas right now…
Rhino:And they both men need to make a tag right about now…
Mark:Colt Cabana is crawling towards his corner…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is close to tagging in the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets the tag…
Rhino:So does Lone Jobber!
Mark:Lone Jobber with right hands to Alan Matthews and now whips him in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Colt Cabana is in the ring…
Mark:Dropkick by Lone Jobber to the other half of the EWA Tag Team Champions sending him out of the ring…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Atomic Drop!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is spinning around dazed…
Mark:DDT! Lone Jobber covers him 1…………….2…………..Kickout by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks him in the midsection… HERTIAGE! NO! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Alan Matthews just saved himself right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alan Matthews has gotten back up…
Mark:Alan Matthews sets him up… DIRECT HIT!
Rhino:He could have the EWA World Champion right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews with the cover 1……………2…………..3………NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now struggling to get to his feet…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is waiting for him…
Mark:Colt Cabana just tagged himself in…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Alan Matthews is arguing with Colt Cabana for the tag…
Rhino:Alan Matthews just shoved Colt Cabana off the top rope!
Mark:LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber hit the kick as he came off the top rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber with the cover 1……………..2………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners LONE JOBBER and TYLER BREEZE!
Rhino:Well as they always say when it comes to Unholy Alliances… You can never really trust your partner and well tonight at the end even though they worked well together at the end… They really couldnt trust one another…
Mark:What a night of action…
Kent:Guys… Guys…
Mark:What is it Kent?
Kent:The limo just opened up…
Mark:And who was inside…
Kent:You will never…
(“Here Comes The Money” begins to play inside the arena…)
Mark:Wait a minute…
Rhino:Are you kidding me?
Mark:Is it really him?
Rhino:I think it is…
Mark:Yes it is… Its SHANE McMAHON!
Rhino:The former Vice President and Commissioner of the EWA is here…
Mark:The place is in total shock right now…
Rhino:I am in total shock…
Shane:What is up Pittsburgh?
(Crowd Cheers)
Shane:Have you all missed me?
Crowd:YES!
Shane:Well I have missed you…
Crowd:Welcome Back… Welcome Back… Welcome Back!
Shane:I just happened to be in town for business today when the EWA Board of Directors called and said that we needed to have a talk and well for the last couple of hours I have been talking with the rest of the EWA Board of Directors and well… There is something that needs to be addressed… So Triple H why dont you come on out here right now…
Rhino:Oh man… This is going to get really interesting…
(“King of Kings” Plays as Triple H walks out and in to the ring…)
HHH:Its good to see you Shane… You are looking well… How are the kids?
Shane:The kids are fine… We need to have a little talk you and I?
HHH:Well I am kind of busy…
Shane:I know you are a busy man and you have a lot of responsibilities right now… But we need to talk about earlier tonight…
HHH:Shane you and I both know this is an emotional business and I just had to get a few things off of my chest…
Shane:Trust me… I know all about it… But heres the thing… They werent happy…
HHH:And do you think I was happy? Do you think I wanted to do it?
Shane:You have to remember you are no longer the King of Kings… The Cerebral Assassin…You are now the Executive Vice President of this company… You are held to a HIGHER standard than what you did earlier tonight…
HHH:Like I said Shane… Emotions… They ran wild… Just like when you fought Big Daddy Ace all of those years… Emotions get the best of you…
Shane:And thats why I am where I am right now…But Hunter, as you are very well aware… Even though I am no longer running this company… I am on the Board of Directors and well… We had a meeting tonight…
HHH:So let me guess… You are going to fine me for my actions…
Shane:No Hunter… We arent fining you… We actually think you are doing one hell of a job…
HHH:Oh really… Well then… Nice seeing you… I need to get back to work…
Shane:Wait… You are doing a hell of a job… But what you did tonight wont sit well with the boys and well that doesnt sit well with us… So on behalf of the Board of Directors… You are… SUSPENDED!
HHH:WHAT!
Shane:Im sorry Hunter…
HHH:You cant do this…
Shane:Oh but I can… Until further notice you are suspended of all active duties as Executive Vice President of the EWA… And until the board believes you are ready to return to your role as Executive Vice President…Well… I will be once again running this show!
HHH:This is BULL SHIT!
Shane:Im sorry… But as you like to say… This is BEST… For Business!
(“Here comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon leaves the ring…)
Rhino:Wow!
Mark:Shane McMahon is in charge… Triple H is livid… Good Night Everyone!
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