Summertime Blowout 2015
Mark:We are LIVE in South Beach… Here in Miami, Florida… This is Summertime Blowout!
Rhino:We are on the Road to Glory and this is the final stop for at least two people when the EWA World Heavyweight Championship is concerned…
Mark:That is correct as tonight the EWA World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line when Tyler Breeze defends against Finn Balor…
Rhino:One of these two men will defend the championship at Glory…
Mark:Both men have history with Triple H… Both men probably want to shut Triple H one final time and they will get their chance if they can win here tonight…
Rhino:Its the Main Event of Glory… Its the spot everyone wants and only two people can get it…
Mark:We will find out by the end of the night who will be in that spot…
Rhino:Im excited for tonight…
Mark:It is going to be a wild night here tonight… Lets not waste any time and lets get to the ring for our opening contest here at Summertime Blowout…
Colt Cabana vs Troy Joseph
Pa Announcer:Tonights opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 233 Pounds…COLT CABANA!
(“Boom Boom” plays as Colt Cabana enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…
(“Next Big Thing” plays as Brock Lesnar enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Brock Lesnar!
Mark:What is Brock Lesnar doing out here?
Rhino:He is scheduled to compete later tonight…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is going straight for Colt Cabana…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is not backing down from the fight…
Mark:Colt Cabana nails Brock Lesnar with a few right hands…
Rhino:They arent having much effect on Brock Lesnar…
Mark:Brock Lesnar ducks a shot by Colt Cabana… German Suplex!
Rhino:He just dropped him right on his head…
Mark:Subway is now at ringside…
Rhino:He is watching his partner just pick apart Colt Cabana…
Mark:Colt Cabana is getting back up on to his feet… Brock Lesnar gets him up on his shoulders… F5!
Rhino:Brock Lesnar just laid out Colt Cabana…
Mark:The question is why?
Rhino:Are you going to really ask him?
Mark:No, are you?
Rhino:Hell no…
Paul Heyman:Ladies and Gentlemen, My Name is Paul Heyman and I am the advocate for one half of the REIGNING and DEFENDING EWA Tag Team Champions… BRRRRRRROOOOOCCCCCKKKKK LLLLEEESSSNNAARRR! And tonight, my client along with his tag team partner Subway, don’t want to wait. They are ready to fight! NOW!
Rhino:Are we going to get the tag team title match now?
Mark:Im not sure…
Brock Lesnar:Wyatt Family, LETS FIGHT!
(Wyatt Screech)
Bray Wyatt: Mr. Heyman. Thank you for making it clear your intentions for a fight here tonight. I just need to let you know, my family has no issue with your men. In fact, we all have issues with one man. Dean Ambrose.
(Crowd in arena cheers)
Bray Wyatt:Mr. Ambrose is the one your clients should want to fight.
Paul Heyman:Mr. Wyatt, while Dean Ambrose is a son of a bitch for attacking me. His time will come. Right now.
Bray Wyatt:Right now, Mr. Heyman. There will be no fight.
Ambrose:Oh yes there will!
Mark:Dean Ambrose just attacked Bray Wyatt…
Rhino:How did he find him?
Mark:Dean Ambrose is mounting Bray Wyatt and is nailing him with right hands….
Rhino:Where is the rest of the Wyatt Family?
Mark:Im not sure…
Rhino:Do you think Dean Ambrose locked them out of where ever they are?
Mark:Look Out!
Rhino:There they are!
Mark:Luke Harper and Erick Rowan are pulling Dean Ambrose off of Bray Wyatt…
Rhino:They are just clubbing him with hard shots…
Mark:Bray Wyatt just yelled at them to hold him up…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose is in a bad spot right now…
Mark:Dean Ambrose just spits in the face of Bray Wyatt…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is laughing…
Mark:SISTER ABIGAIL!
Rhino:Get some help back there for Dean Ambrose…
Mark:Bray Wyatt is now cradling Dean Ambrose…
Rhino:What is he saying?
Mark:Im not sure…
Bray Wyatt:FOLLOW THE BUZZARDS!
(Wyatt Screech)
Rhino:That was intense…
Mark:We went from Brock Lesnar destroying Colt Cabana to Bray Wyatt and Dean Ambrose fighting in some undisclosed location…
Rhino:Completely weird…
Mark:It appears there will be no tag team title match here tonight…
Rhino:After what we just saw… Im not really surprised…
Mark:The intensity is heating up here in the EWA…
Rhino:With Glory fast approaching… Im not really surprised…
Mark:Speaking of Glory… Kent Richardson is standing by with Shane McMahon with an announcement about Glory… Kent…
Kent:Thanks guys… Im standing here with the man in charge of the EWA day to day operations… Shane McMahon… You really have no official title do you?
Shane:I believe its Executive Vice President of the EWA… Something to that effect…
Kent:Well Mr. EVP… You have an announcement about Glory that you want to make…
Shane:Yes I do… Me and my team have been discussing things for a while and we have decided on the exact location for Glory this year…
Kent:Where at?
Shane:On Sunday Night, September 27th, 2015 the EWA will be in Pasadena, California for Glory…
Kent:Do we have a venue?
Shane:Well if you are going to Pasadena… You can only go one place… And thats the Rose Bowl… We will be there with 100,000 of our closest friends… So there is your big announcement Kent…
Kent:Thanks Shane… Back to you guys…
Rhino:The Rose Bowl!
Mark:Glory continues to get bigger and bigger and when we arrive in Pasadena… Its going to be huge…
Rhino:I can’t wait now!
Mark:No one can… But lets get to some in ring action… Hopefully…
Lone Jobber vs Alan Matthews
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… Dead Eye ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“Through Struggle” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House… And now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta,Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and we are underway I guess with our first official contest here tonight at Summertime Blowout… As Lone Jobber locks up with Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Both men are battling for position…
Mark:Alan Matthews backs Lone Jobber up in to the ropes… Alan Matthews for a forearm… Lone Jobber ducks and now nails him with a few shots of his own…
Rhino:He is laying in the shots…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges… Alan Matthews ducks and back drops Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber lands on the ring apron…
Mark:Alan Matthews grabs him by the head and drops him across the top rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just fell off the ring apron…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now going out after Lone Jobber on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:Alan Matthews picked up a little bit of speed and kicked him right in the ribs…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews picks him up and nails him with a gutbuster…
Rhino:Alan Matthews just rolled back in to the ring to break the count…
Mark:Alan Matthews pulls Lone Jobber back up on to his feet and now drives him in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is hurting…
Mark:Alan Matthews now tosses him back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is holding on to his midsection right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews now whips Lone Jobber in to the corner…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is about to go to work…
Mark:Hard driving shoulders by Alan Matthews right in to the midsection of Lone Jobber in the corner…
Rhino:He is really doing a number on him right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews continues to drive his weight in to the midsection of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is hurting…
Mark:Alan Matthews pulls him out of the corner… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge! 1………………2…. Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Alan Matthews waits for him to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:He made sure to slam him hard with that suplex…
Mark:Right down on to the ribs of Lone Jobber… As Alan Matthews goes for another cover 1……………2…………Kickout again by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:He is moving around slowly…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is setting him up…
Mark:Abdominal Stretch!
Rhino:He is just pulling the rib cage open of Lone Jobber…
Mark:This is a really bad submission hold for Lone Jobber to be in…
Rhino:You can see he is trying to stretch and get to the ropes…
Mark:Every time Lone Jobber stretches… Alan Matthews pulls harder…
Rhino:And you can continue to see the pain on the face of Lone Jobber…
Mark:The referee is asking Lone Jobber if he wants to give it up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is shaking his head no…
Mark:Alan Matthews is telling him to give it up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber continues to say no…
Mark:Alan Matthews pulls back and now starts punching the ribs of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:That is just painful…
Mark:Alan Matthews pushes him down to the ground after those repeated shots to the ribs…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in a lot of pain right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now pulling him back up on to his feet… Belly to Belly Suplex! Alan Matthews covers him again 1………………..2………..3….No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Alan Matthews is looking to finish off Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is slow moving right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets him up on his shoulders… DEADLY DRIVER! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is able to escape out of it…
Mark:Lone Jobber shoves him in to the ropes… Alan Matthews comes off the ropes… Dropkick!
Rhino:Both men are down after that dropkick…
Mark:Lone Jobber is holding on to his ribs right now…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is getting back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber nails him with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Lone Jobber whips Alan Matthews in to the ropes… Spinning Back Elbow!
Rhino:Alan Matthews gets right back up…
Mark:Atomic Drop!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is staggered…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks him in the midsection… HERITAGE! NO! Alan Matthews drives him right back in to the corner…
Rhino:He just drove him hard in to the corner…
Mark:Alan Matthews went right back for the ribs…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is really hurting now…
Mark:Alan Matthews pulls him out of the corner… Gut Buster!
Rhino:More damage right to the ribs of Lone Jobber…
Mark:Alan Matthews covers Lone Jobber 1………………2…………3………NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got his shoulder up again…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now just stomping on the midsection of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Thats going right for the basics there…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now pulling Lone Jobber up on to his feet… Abdominal Stretch!
Rhino:I dont know how long Lone Jobber is able to hold on…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to do his best to hold on right now…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is really pulling back with the Abdominal Stretch…
Mark:You can see the pain on the face of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:The referee is asking him if he wants to give it up and he hasnt said anything…
Mark:He is asking him again and Lone Jobber is shaking his head no…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is yelling at him…
Mark:Alan Matthews is clubbing him in the midsection again…
Rhino:That is doing so much damage to him right there…
Mark:Alan Matthews is trying to pull back… Lone Jobber with a hip toss and the hold has been broken…
Rhino:That is what was needed for Lone Jobber’s survival…
Mark:He needed to get out of the hold…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews is back up on to his feet as well…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up on to his fee also…
Mark:Alan Matthews charges at Lone Jobber… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber just hit the kick right there…
Mark:Im not sure Lone Jobber got all of that kick…
Rhino:He got enough to get him down…
Mark:Lone Jobber crawls on top of Alan Matthews 1…………….2……………3……NO!
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Both men are slowly getting up on their feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is looking to take out Alan Matthews…
Mark:Lone Jobber drops him with a DDT!
Rhino:He planted him there…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Alan Matthews 1……………2………….3……….NO!
Rhino:Another close near fall right there for Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber continues to hold on his ribs…
Rhino:He is really in a lot of pain…
Mark:Alan Matthews has staggered back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber charges at Alan Matthews… Alan Matthews ducks… Alan Matthews kicks Lone Jobber right in the midsection…
Rhino:He kicked him right in the ribs…
Mark:DIRECT HIT!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Lone Jobber rolls out of the ring…
Rhino:That probably just saved him right there…
Mark:Alan Matthews quickly goes out after Lone Jobber and tosses him back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in a lot of pain…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets Lone Jobber up on his shoulders…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to fight out…
Mark:Lone Jobber spins Alan Matthews around… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:He hit it…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Alan Matthews 1…………….2………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber survives and pulls out a win here tonight over Alan Matthews…
Mark:From behind Alan Matthews attacks the ribs of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is pissed off…
Mark:Alan Matthews is just stomping at the ribs of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Here comes Troy Joseph…
Mark:Troy Joseph with a steel chair in hand and he chases Alan Matthews out of the ring…
Rhino:A good thing for Lone Jobber that Troy Joseph had his back…
Mark:As we continue to say… Things are heating up as we are getting close to Glory…
Rhino:Thats for damn sure…
Mark:Who will be in the Main Event of Glory? We know Triple H will be the challenger… But who will be the champion?
Rhino:Is it time?
Mark:Yes it is time… Its time to find out who will be headed to Glory as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Lets send it to the ring for the introductions…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match
Tyler Breeze (c) vs Finn Balor
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Bray, County Wicklow, Ireland… Weighing in at 190 Pounds… FINN BALOR!
(“Catch Your Breath” plays as Finn Balor enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…Now residing in his Seasonal residence in Santorini, Greece… Weighing in at 195 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…TYLER BREEZE!
(“#MmmmGorgeous” plays as Tyler Breeze enters the arena…)
Mark:Alright here we go Rhino… One of these two men know that after this match that they will be in the Main Event of Glory at the Rose Bowl…
Rhino:Lets go…
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H walks out to the announce booth…)
Mark:Looks like Triple H is joining us for this main event…
Rhino:Hello Triple H…
HHH:Hey Guys… I figured I would come out here and get a closer look at this match…
Mark:Well buckle in…
HHH:Im buckled… Lets go…
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up has officially begun… Finn Balor locks up with Tyler Breeze and backs him up in to the ropes…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is wanting him to back up…
HHH:Tyler will do anything to protect his face…
Mark:Tyler Breeze just slapped Finn Balor right across the face…
Rhino:Im not sure he should have done that…
Mark:Tyler Breeze ducks out of the ring…
HHH:Finn Balor has been fired up…
Mark:Finn Balor is chasing Tyler Breeze around the ring right now…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is running for his life…
Mark:Tyler Breeze rolls back in to the ring and Finn Balor follows him back in and is now putting the boots to him…
Rhino:He is really laying in the boots right now…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is just stomping away…
HHH:I will give Tyler Breeze credit he was able to out smart Finn Balor who you would have thought would have known what Tyler Breeze was trying to do…
Mark:Tyler Breeze now pulls Finn Balor up on to his feet… Stalling Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:Impressive suplex…
Mark:Tyler Breeze now covers Finn Balor for the first cover of this match up 1……………2……………..Kickout by Finn Balor…
Rhino:Finn Balor is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is laying in a few shots to him in the corner…
Rhino:Huge chop right across the chest of Finn Balor…
Mark:Tyler Breeze now whips Finn Balor in to the farside corner… Tyler Breeze charges in at Finn Balor… Finn Balor flips over Tyler Breeze… Tyler Breeze turns around… Finn Balor with a hard uppercut knocking Tyler Breeze back in the corner…
Rhino:That was a hard uppercut…
Mark:Finn Balor with a couple of more uppercuts to Tyler Breeze… Finn Balor whips Tyler Breeze in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Big Dropkick!
HHH:He got some height on that dropkick…
Mark:Tyler Breeze has rolled on to the ring apron… Finn Balor springs off the corner… Dropkick!
Rhino:That just knocked Tyler Breeze off the ring apron…
Mark:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion Tyler Breeze is frustrated on the outside of the ring right now…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Finn Balor dives over the ropes right down on to Tyler Breeze on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Hell of a dive right there…
Mark:Finn Balor is going all out right now…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is in a bit of trouble right now…
Mark:Finn Balor rolls Tyler Breeze back in to the ring…
Rhino:Finn Balor is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! 1……………..2………………Kickout by Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is in a bad spot right now…
HHH:You know Tyler Breeze right now has to be wondering if he can actually get back in to this match up against the Demon Finn Balor…
Mark:You have been in the ring with both men… What was going through your mind…
HHH:What goes through my mind is trying to find a weakness and then pick it apart…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Finn Balor charges… Slingblade!
Rhino:We could have a new EWA World Heavyweight Champion right now…
Mark:Finn Balor covers Tyler Breeze 1………………2…………..Kickout again by Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Tyler Breeze gets back up on to his feet in the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Finn Balor…
Mark:Monkey Flip! No!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze grabbed hold of him…
Mark:Tyler Breeze drops Finn Balor right across the top turnbuckle…
HHH:That was a smart move by Tyler Breeze… I will give him that…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is now choking Finn Balor…
HHH:Not sure if that is the smartest move though…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is now pulling Finn Balor back up on to his feet… Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:He drove him right in to the mat…
Mark:Tyler Breeze covers Finn Balor 1…………..2……….3….No!
Rhino:Strong kick out by Finn Balor…
Mark:Finn Balor is getting back up on to his feet… SUPERMODEL KICK!
Rhino:He got all of that kick…
Mark:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion Tyler Breeze hooks the leg 1………….2………..3……NO!
Rhino:So close right there…
HHH:You gotta watch out for a kick like that… It can come out of no where…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is now waiting for Finn Balor to get back up on to his feet…
HHH:I smell a Beauty Shot coming…
Mark:Finn Balor is up on his feet… BEAUTY SHOT! NO!
Rhino:He got out of the way of it…
Mark:Finn Balor saw it and ducked out of the way… Tyler Breeze staggers back up on to his feet and Finn Balor clotheslines him out of the ring…
HHH:Like I said… I smelled one coming and it seems like Finn Balor knew it as well…
Mark:Tyler Breeze staggers back up on to his feet… Finn Balor dives over the top rope…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze moved…
Mark:Finn Balor just crashed hard on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:That was a hard fall right there…
HHH:I have to agree with Rhino… That was a hard fall and it will probably put some doubt in the mind of Finn Balor who is known for taking high risk chances…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is rolling Finn Balor back in to the ring…
Rhino:Speaking of high risk…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is up on the top rope…
HHH:Im not sure if this is smart…
Mark:Missile Dropkick!
Rhino:He got all of that dropkick…
HHH:Well looks like it paid off…
Mark:Tyler Breeze covers Finn Balor 1…………..2………..3…….NO!
Rhino:Another close nearfall and you can see the frustrating setting in for Tyler Breeze…
HHH:This is the first time Tyler Breeze is defending a championship like the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… There is a lot of pressure that is put on you when you are champion and in your first title defense you want to do everything that you can to make sure you get the win and you dont want to be considered a transitional champion…
Rhino:I would agree with that point…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is now waiting for Finn Balor to get back up on to his feet… SUPERMODEL KICK! NO!
Rhino:Finn Balor ducked it…
Mark:Pele!
Rhino:Finn Balor hit it right there…
Mark:Finn Balor covers Tyler Breeze 1………………..2……………3……..NO!
Rhino:The champion gets his shoulder up…
Mark:The challenger Finn Balor is now getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Finn Balor is setting up Tyler Breeze…
Mark:Brainbuster!
HHH:We may be looking at new champion here boys…
Mark:Finn Balor hooks the leg 1……………..2………….3…….NO!
Rhino:That was extremely close…
HHH:I thought he had him to be honest with you guys…
Mark:Tyler Breeze the champion right now has no idea where he is..
Rhino:He is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Running Dropkick!
Rhino:That just knocked him in to the corner…
Mark:Running Dropkick! Right to the face of Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:The champion looks to be out of it…
Mark:Finn Balor is heading to the top rope…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:COUP DE GRACE!
Rhino:Finn Balor hit it…
Mark:Finn Balor covers Tyler Breeze 1………………2……………3………….ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze got his foot on the rope…
HHH:Now that was a good move by Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:The challenger Finn Balor believed he had him down for the count…
HHH:Finn Balor needs to put that behind him and he needs to finish off Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze looks completely out of it…
Mark:Finn Balor is setting him up…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:BLOODY SUNDAY! NO!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is able to escape out of it…
Mark:BEAUTY SHOT!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze hit it…
Mark:Tyler Breeze covers Finn Balor 1………………..2………………3………… HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion TYLER BREEZE!
Rhino:What a match…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is escaping here tonight as EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
HHH:Great battle…
Rhino:It looks like you know who you will be facing at Glory…
HHH:It appears that I do…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is still the EWA World Heavyweight Champion and on September 27th at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California… It will be Triple H challenging Tyler Breeze for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:That should be one hell of a night of action…
Mark:This has been a great night… Tyler Breeze is headed to Glory as EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
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