Beach Brawl 2015
Mark:Aloha! Welcome to Beach Brawl 2015 live from the world famous Aloha Stadium here in Honolulu, Hawaii…
Rhino:How do you like my tan?
Mark:You seem a little red…
Rhino:It does hurt a little bit… I feel asleep on the beach earlier…
Mark:There will be no falling a sleep tonight as we have one hell of a Main Event tonight that coming in we thought would be exciting but then everything changed…
Rhino:Did it ever…
Mark:As we roll the footage back from just a few days ago… Take a look…
(Footage Rolls)
Finn Balor: I became the man and that meant that for once, I wasn’t a monster. I was a man. I wouldn’t have gotten this far if it wasn’t for Lone Jobber, whom I congratulate on a fine match. I’d like to say that Jobber is going to be just fine to all the haters I hear call him nothing more than backyard wrestling trash. Of course, I thank Triple H, Shane McMahon, Subway….the list goes on and on. I am genuinely excited to be world champion because it means that everyone here is set to go on a brand new adventure and what better way to start than….
(“Hail Mary” by 2Pac kicks up)
Mark: Oh no.
Rhino: No fucking way!
Mark: Ladies and gentlemen, the joy has just absolutely died as we get all of seven feet five four hundred plus pounds of unexpected Omega showing up!
Rhino: I’m a little confused at everything going on but one thing’s for sure….Omega shows up and things go bad.
Mark: And he’s got a microphone in hand as well. Not good. Not good at all.
Omega: I bet I’m the last motherfucker you wanted to see, huh? HUH? Answer me, motherfucker! Better yet, just stand there like the little bitch you are and take it like a good prison bitch and keep yo punk ass mouth shut unless you openin’ to give a motherfucker a blow job. Yes, I am here. Yes, this is happening. Yes, I am about to mind fuck EVERYBODY! Wanna know how? Let me show you how. Hey Finn, I believe….
Finn Balor: That this belongs to you?
Omega: Good call.
Mark: He just surrendered the EWA World Heavyweight Championship, Rhino!
Rhino: Bullshit!
Omega: Your winner in executing a well-developed and concocted plan and NEW EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION….GUESS WHO, MOTHERFUCKERS!
(Footage Ends)
Mark:We apparently have a brand new EWA World Heavyweight Champion and his name is Omega…
Rhino:I am still in shock…
Mark:After Finn Balor won the World Championship at High Stakes he went on a celebration tour that ended here in Honolulu and that major announcement was dropped and it hasnt set well with the EWA Management…
Rhino:No it hasnt and I think a lot of EWA fans have lost a bit of respect for Finn Balor as of result as well…
Mark:What this means for our Main Event tonight it is very unclear as it was scheduled to be Finn Balor defending the EWA World Heavyweight Championship against Alan Matthews, Lone Jobber, Subway, Tyler Breeze and Colt Cabana… We all heard what Omega said about not defending the championship and having Finn Balor compete… Its going to make for an interesting situation…
Rhino:It feels like Omega is attempting to hold the EWA World Heavyweight Championship hostage in a way… Trying to call his own shots…
Mark:What we do know as we saw before we came on the air officially there was a closed door conference call going on with Shane McMahon and the EWA Board of Directors trying to determine exactly what is giong to happen here tonight…
Rhino:I think everyone is pretty much wondering exactly what is going to go down… I know I am thats for sure…
Mark:Now when we talk about the EWA World Heavyweight Championship being defended it will be defended inside the Extreme Elimination Chamber which is being held above the ring by four giant cranes…
Rhino:So much weight being held up right there…
Mark:What will happen in the Main Event is anyones guess and we have Kent Richardson now standing by trying to find out more… Kent…
Kent:Hey Guys… We know that Shane McMahon has been in this room for the last hour talking with a variety of different people on a conference call and I believe that they are trying to determine what the best course of action is regarding the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Hopefully we have an answer soon… But we dont have one now so I think guys we need to get the night started at least thats what I am being told by the director in my ear…
Mark:We will take it from here Kent… We are scheduled to head to the ring right now for our opening contest…
Brock Lesnar vs Kofi Kingston
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Ghana, West Africa… Weighing in at 212 Pounds… KOFI KINGSTON!
(“SOS” plays as Kofi Kingston enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Accompanied to the ring by Paul Heyman…From Minneapolis, Minnesota… Weighing in at 286 Pounds… BROCK LESNAR!
(“Next Big Thing” plays as Brock Lesnar enters the arena…)
Mark:Brock Lesnar doesnt even get in the ring and Kofi Kingston dives over the top rope down on to Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar caught him though…
Mark:Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Kofi Kingston just went flying…
Mark:Kofi Kingston gets back up on to his feet and Brock Lesnar charges and rams him right in to the side of the ring…
Rhino:The beast inside Brock Lesnar is being unleashed right now…
Mark:Kofi Kingston gets rolled in to the ring by Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:Kofi Kingston is trying to get back up on to his feet right now…
Mark:Running Dropkick!
Rhino:That knocked Brock Lesnar off the apron…
Mark:Kofi Kingston with another big head of steam dives right down on to Brock Lesnar knocking him back in to the guard rail…
Rhino:Look at Kofi Kingston go…
Mark:Kofi Kingston rolls Brock Lesnar back in to the ring…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Springboard! Caught!
Rhino:Oh no…
Mark:Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Kof Kingston got tossed around the ring…
Mark:Kofi Kingston gets back up on to his feet… Brock Lesnar hooks him up… German Release Suplex!
Rhino:Kofi Kingston was dropped right on the back of his head…
Mark:Brock Lesnar pulls him back up on to his feet and nails him with another german suplex…
Rhino:Paul Heyman is enjoying seeing his client destroy Kofi Kingston…
Mark:Brock Lesnar lifts him up on his shoulders…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:F5!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it…
Mark:Brock Lesnar isnt done…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is going to give him another one…
Mark:A Second F5!
Rhino:Thats gonna be it…
Mark:Brock Lesnar stands on the chest of Kofi Kingston 1………………2…………3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BROCK LESNAR!
Rhino:Kofi Kingston has been conquered!
Mark:The line of victims continues to grow… Last week it was Alan Matthews… This week its Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:Will there be anyone who can control this beast?
Mark:We are going to have to find out at some point… We are once again going backstage and seeing if there is an update from Kent Richardson… Kent…
Kent:Thanks guys… So far we havent heard any…
(Shane McMahon comes out of the room)
Kent:Shane… Can we get a word?
Shane:Whats up?
Kent:What is going on with the Main Event tonight?
Shane:Well as my twitter feed has been telling me… You sorta already know what I have been doing for the last hour or so…
Kent:We were alerted of the meeting…
Shane:Which is fine… What has gone down is that the EWA Board of Directors and myself had a long lengthy discussion on what we want to do?
Kent:And what did you decide?
Shane:The decision that we came up with was…
(Triple H walks up)
HHH:So can I go out there and do it now?
Shane:Are we really doing this again?
HHH:Shane you and I both know what needs to be done…
Shane:Hunter.. Go to the ring…
HHH:We are going to do it out there?
Shane:No… You are going to the ring right now… As I hear your music…
(“King of Kings” is playing in the arena…)
Shane:Its time for your match…
HHH:This isnt over…
Shane:But for you it is… Get to the ring…
HHH:Fine!
Kent:Shane…
Shane:What?
Kent:Whats the decision…
Shane:Hunter has a match… Thats the decision… Cut to the ring… Lets get this show back on track…
Triple H vs ???
Pa Announcer:On his way to the ring… From Greenwich,Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” continues to play as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Tampa, Florida… Weighing in at 285 Pounds… BIG E!
(“Three Aint Enough” plays as Big E enters the arena…)
Mark:We are underway right now as Big E is hammering Triple H with right hands…
Rhino:He is really laying in the shots to Triple H…
Mark:Big E whips Triple H in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Triple H is rolling to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Big E goes right out after Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H is being chased around the ring…
Mark:Triple H rolls back in to the ring and now nails Big E with a baseball slide as he tried to get back in to the ring…
Rhino:Smart move there by Triple H…
Mark:Triple H goes to the outside and now has Big E up against the side of the ring and nails him with right hands…
Rhino:He is just connecting with those shots…
Mark:Triple H rolls Big E back in to the ring…
Rhino:Big E is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H whips Big E in to the ropes… Running Knee!
Rhino:He took his head off right there…
Mark:Triple H covers Big E 1……………..2…………Kickout by Big E…
Rhino:Big E is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Triple H is now driving his shoulder in to the midsection of Big E…
Rhino:Triple H has control of this match up…
Mark:The question still remains is what is Shane McMahon’s decision…
Rhino:Triple H tried to get an answer but he was unsuccessful in getting the answer…
Mark:Hopefully we will find out after this match up… As Triple H just whips Big E in to the farside…
Rhino:Here comes Triple H…
Mark:Big E gets his boots up!
Rhino:Triple H is staggering around…
Mark:Big E comes out of the corner with a running clothesline…
Rhino:Triple H gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Another running clothesline by Big E taking Triple H off his feet…
Rhino:Triple H is slower getting up on to his feet…
Mark:Big E lifts Triple H up in the air… Press Slam!
Rhino:Big E has taken control…
Mark:Big E covers Triple H 1………………2…………..Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big E whips him in to the corner… Big Splash!
Rhino:The Game is dazed…
Mark:Another Big Clothesline!
Rhino:Right now Big E has him right where he wants him…
Mark:Triple H is now using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Big E wants to put him away right now…
Mark:Big E hooks him up… BIG ENDING! NO!
Rhino:Triple H slides off of his shoulder…
Mark:Big E got sent in to the corner…
Rhino:Big E is now the one who is dazed after getting shoved in to the corner…
Mark:SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Triple H just drilled him in to the mat…
Mark:The Game isnt done…
Rhino:No he isnt…
Mark:The only man in the EWA who can call his shot when it comes to the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Triple H is looking to finish off Big E here…
Rhino:Big E is back up on to his feet…
Mark:PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Thats it…
Mark:Triple H covers Big E 1…………………2………………3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:Solid win here tonight for Triple H…
Mark:Triple H is asking for a microphone…
HHH:If Shane McMahon isnt going to do it… I am… Hey Asshole! Get your Big Fat Ass Out here right now!
Rhino:Triple H is calling out Omega…
HHH:Fine… You dont want to come out here… I will do it like this… On behalf of this entire company… It gives me great pleasure to do to you what you did to me many years ago… Omega… I hereby… Str…
(“Here comes the Money” plays as Shane McMahon walks out on to the stage…)
Shane:With what power are you going to do that?
HHH:And with what power did he have then? He never earned a damn thing… At least I did… So Omega…
Shane:Hunter STOP!
HHH:Tell me a good reason why…
Shane:Because tonight… Despite what he said… There will be an EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match and it WILL be inside the Extreme Elimination Chamber… And Finn Balor wont be the one defending the championship… Since he gave up that championship… He wont be competing…Omega will… As he will DEFEND the EWA World Heavyweight Championship inside the Extreme Elimination Chamber… So Hunter… You need to get out of the ring and we need to continue with this show… Because lets face it… The odds of Omega winning tonight… Arent in his favor… So if he wants to be champion… Tonight HE will actually have to earn it…
Rhino:There you have it…
Mark:The Main Event is still on… The EWA World Heavyweight Championship will be defended inside the Extreme Elimination Chamber afterall…
Rhino:I cant wait…
Mark:Triple H wanted to strip him of the title… That didnt happen… Omega will have to defend it and try to retain it inside the chamber…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is trying to keep it all in the ring and he should at least be applauded for that…
Mark:Speaking of the ring… Its time to head back down to the ring for our next contest…
Dean Ambrose vs Luke Harper
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Cincinnati, Ohio… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… DEAN AMBROSE!
(“Retaliation” plays as Dean Ambrose enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…
(Wyatt Screech)
Bray Wyatt:We’re Here!
(“Live In Fear” plays as Luke Harper enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Representing the Wyatt Family… LUKE HARPER!
Mark:Bray Wyatt and Erick Rowan are on the top of the entrance ramp as they watch on as Luke Harper is set to go against Dean Ambrose…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose is going to have to keep an eye on them at some point…
Mark:Dean Ambrose goes right after Luke Harper nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:He is just laying them in…
Mark:Luke Harper with a hard knee right to the midsection of Dean Ambrose stopping him in his tracks for a minute…
Rhino:Luke Harper is backing him up in to the corner…
Mark:Hard knees right to the midsection of Dean Ambrose in the corner and Luke Harper follows it up with a hard elbow right to the side of the head…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Luke Harper scoops him up and slams him right down in to the canvas… Luke Harper now drops an elbow right in to the chest of Dean Ambrose…
Rhino:Luke Harper is one physical individual…
Mark:Thats for sure… Dean Ambrose is getting back up on to his feet as Luke Harper now goes right after him nailing him with hard shots right to the midsection as he backs him in to the ropes…
Rhino:He just really laid in to him there…
Mark:Luke Harper hooks up Dean Ambrose and now just drops him across the top rope…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose is just hanging there…
Mark:Luke Harper charges and nails him with a big boot knocking him down to the floor…
Rhino:Luke Harper now goes out after Dean Ambrose…
Mark:We look above us here in Aloha Stadium as we have almost 55,000 fans here in attendance as the Extreme Elimination Chamber hangs above the ring…
Rhino:I still cant wait for that match…
Mark:And that match up will take place following this one… As Luke Harper sends Dean Ambrose hard in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose is dazed…
Mark:Luke Harper charges in with a boot… Dean Ambrose ducks and Luke Harper is crotched on the guardrail…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose is looking to capitalize here…
Mark:Hard right hands by Dean Ambrose just opening up on Luke Harper…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose rolled in to the ring and broke up the count…
Mark:Luke Harper is stuck on the guardrail as Dean Ambrose is on the ring apron… Dean Ambrose charges and connects with a big clothesline coming off the ring apron…
Rhino:Hell of a move right there…
Mark:Dean Ambrose has Luke Harper now hanging on the guardrail… DDT!
Rhino:He dropped him right on his head…
Mark:Dean Ambrose quickly broke up the count once again…
Rhino:The referee had gotten to seven…
Mark:Dean Ambrose is now dragging Luke Harper back towards the ring… Luke Harper is being rolled back in to the ring by Dean Ambrose…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose is up on the top rope…
Mark:Luke Harper staggers back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Ambrose…
Mark:Flying Elbow! Right down on to Luke Harper…
Rhino:What an unique move right there…
Mark:Dean Ambrose covers Luke Harper 1……………..2…….. Kickout by Luke Harper…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt and Erick Rowan are watching on from the top of the entrance ramp still…
Mark:Luke Harper is back up on his feet in the corner… Dean Ambrose comes charging in and nails him with a dropkick…
Rhino:Luke Harper is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Back Elbow!
Rhino:Nice move…
Mark:Dean Ambrose with the cover 1……………2…………….Kickout again by Luke Harper…
Rhino:Luke Harper is once again staggering up in the corner…
Mark:Dean Ambrose is setting him up… Tornado DDT! No!
Rhino:Luke Harper shoves him off…
Mark:Dean Ambrose gets up… BIG BOOT!
Rhino:Luke Harper just took his head off right there…
Mark:Luke Harper covers Dean Ambrose 1……………..2…………… Kickout by Dean Ambrose…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Luke Harper sets him up… Sitdown Powerbomb!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Heres the cover 1………………2………..3…….NO!
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Luke Harper thought he had him after that powerbomb…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Luke Harper kicks Dean Ambrose in the midsection… Powerbomb! No!
Rhino:Dean Ambrose fights out of it…
Mark:Dean Ambrose rolls him up 1……………2………3……..NO!
Rhino:Close nearfall right there…
Mark:Luke Harper is back up… Dean Ambrose charges… Luke Harper ducks and now kicks him hard…
Rhino:That knocked him backwards…
Mark:Rebound Clothesline!
Rhino:Nice move there…
Mark:Dean Ambrose with a cover 1………….2………..3……..NO!
Rhino:Luke Harper kicked out again…
Mark:Bray Wyatt is sending Erick Rowan down to ringside…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose better watch out…
Mark:I think he just saw him…
Rhino:Erick Rowan is looking to help…
Mark:Dean Ambrose dives through the ropes and he takes out Erick Rowan…
Rhino:That is one way to stop him and thats cutting him off before he could interfere…
Mark:Erick Rowan is down… As Dean Ambrose gets back in to the ring…
Rhino:Luke Harper is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:DIRTY DEEDS! NO!
Rhino:Luke Harper fights out of it…
Mark:Luke Harper shoves him in to the ropes… TRUCK STOP!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it right there…
Mark:Luke Harper covers Dean Ambrose 1………………..2………..3…..NO!
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Luke Harper is looking to finish him off right now….
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is yelling for him to do so… As makes his way down to ringside…
SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA… SHIELD!
(“Special Ops” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Are we seeing the reunion of The Shield?
Mark:I dont know…
Rhino:I dont see them…
Mark:The Wyatts are looking around for them…
Rhino:I still dont see them…
Mark:Dean Ambrose is back up…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:DIRTY DEEDS! 1………………2…………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DEAN AMBROSE!
Rhino:Dean Ambrose just picked up the win over Luke Harper…
Mark:The Wyatts are hitting the ring…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose is quickly getting out of the ring…
Mark:He is escaping through the sea of people here in Aloha Stadium…
Rhino:Was this a little bit of mind games from Dean Ambrose?
Mark:Im not really sure…
Rhino:Me neither…
Mark:For this night Dean Ambrose got the better of the Wyatt Family as he picked up in the win over Luke Harper…
Rhino:I dont think things are finished between The Wyatt Family and Dean Ambrose…
Mark:It is far from over… Though we are now getting to the ring for our Main Event…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Extreme Elimination Chamber Match
Omega(c) vs Alan Matthews vs Colt Cabana vs Lone Jobber vs Tyler Breeze vs Subway
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER! And is for the EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! The rules are as followed two men will start out while four other men will be locked inside their pods… Every five minutes a pod will open and a random wrestler will be entered in to the match up… Now introducing first… From Washington, DC…Weighing in at 444 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… OMEGA!
(“Hail Mary” plays as Omega enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Introducing next… The Challengers… From Wildwood, New Jersey…Weighing in at 220 Pounds… SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 233 Pounds… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions…COLT CABANA!
(“Boom Boom” plays as Colt Cabana enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their Opponent…Now residing in his Seasonal residence in Santorini, Greece… Weighing in at 195 Pounds… TYLER BREEZE!
(“#MmmmGorgeous” plays as Tyler Breeze enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… Dead Eye ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“Through Struggle” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And Their opponent…From Wildwood, New Jersey…Weighing in at 220 Pounds… SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Mark:We have four men locked in the pods while Subway and Alan Matthews are about to do battle in the middle of the ring…
Rhino:Omega doesnt look happy being trapped inside the pod…
Mark:We have weapons hanging around the ring… We have one section of the chamber wall wrapped in Barbed Wire…
Rhino:People are going to get hurt in this one…
Mark:Alan Matthews is asking Subway if Brock Lesnar is going to save him this time…
Rhino:Subway is having none of the trash talk from Alan Matthews…
Mark:Subway nails Alan Matthews with hard forearm shots…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Subway whips Alan Matthews in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Alan Matthews staggers to his feet…
Mark:Subway charges in at him… This time Alan Matthews ducks his head and back drops Subway out on to the steel…
Rhino:Subway’s back hit the steel hard…
Mark:Alan Matthews now goes out on to the chamber floor and is nailing Subway with hard right hands…
Rhino:He is just laying them in…
Mark:Alan Matthews grabs a hold of Subway… German Suplex right in to the chamber wall…
Rhino:His head bounced off the chains…
Mark:Alan Matthews picks Subway back up and just throws him face first in to the chains…
Rhino:Right now Alan Matthews is just taking it right to Subway and is setting the stage for what is to come…
Mark:You have to think about the strategy in this one… Would you try and eliminate your competition early?
Rhino:If I were in the ring I know I would… Get the numbers in your favor is always key…
Mark:Alan Matthews tosses Subway back in to the ring…
Rhino:He is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews goes behind him and nails him with another German Suplex!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is full of confidence right now…
Mark:Subway has crawled over to the corner… Alan Matthews is now using his boot to choke him in the corner…
Rhino:He is just trying to choke the life out of him…
Mark:Alan Matthews is pulling him back up on to his feet and is now putting him up on the top rope…
Rhino:This is a bad spot for Subway to be in…
Mark:Alan Matthews is setting him up… Superplex!
Rhino:Subway is in trouble…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1… Explosion)
Rhino:I forgot about the explosion!
Mark:Here comes Colt Cabana… Colt Cabana is going right for Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Both men are trading shots right now…
Mark:Colt Cabana with a couple of headbutts to Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Those have stunned him…
Mark:Colt Cabana whips him in to the ropes… Alan Matthews with the reversal… Back Elbow!
Rhino:That knocked Colt Cabana off of his feet…
Mark:Colt Cabana gets back in to his feet… Alan Matthews charges in… Colt Cabana gets his boots up…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is staggering around dazed…
Mark:Colt Cabana hooks him up… Piledriver!
Rhino:Dropped him right on his head…
Mark:Colt Cabana is now going to the weapons wall…
Rhino:He just pulled off a steel chair…
Mark:Subway has made his way back up on to his feet… Colt Cabana swings and lays out Subway with that steel chair shot…
Rhino:Hell of a shot with that chair…
Mark:Colt Cabana with the cover 1…………..2………. Kickout by Subway…
Rhino:Subway is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Colt Cabana has the steel chair in position…
Rhino:Bad spot for Subway…
Mark:DDT on the Steel Chair!
Rhino:Subway could be done…
Mark:Colt Cabana covers Subway 1……………..2………….. Kickout again by Subway…
Rhino:Alan Matthews has a singapore cane…
Mark:Colt Cabana turns around and walks right in to a singapore cane shot from Alan Matthews!
Rhino:He caught him square in the head with that singapore cane shot…
Mark:Colt Cabana gets back up again and Alan Matthews cracks it across his back this time with the singapore cane…
Rhino:Right now Alan Matthews is just beating down both of his opponents…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1… Explosion)
Mark:Lone Jobber is the next man in…
Rhino:Lone Jobber goes right for Alan Matthews…
Mark:Alan Matthews swings the singapore cane… Lone Jobber ducks and now nails him with hard forearm shots… Lone Jobber backs him up in to the ropes and sends him off in to farside… Clothesline!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber is lining him up… Dropkick!
Rhino:That knocked him back in to the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber comes charging in…
Rhino:Alan Matthews grabs a chair…
Mark:Alan Matthews throws the chair right at Lone Jobber as he came charging in…
Rhino:That dazed Lone Jobber…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets Lone Jobber setup… DIRECT HIT!
Rhino:He just laid out Lone Jobber…
Mark:Colt Cabana and Subway are down as well…
Rhino:Right now Alan Matthews is proving to be the man to beat right now…
Mark:Colt Cabana staggers back up on to his feet… DEADLY DRIVER!
Rhino:Colt Cabana is out…
Mark:Alan Matthews covers Colt Cabana 1………………2………….3………… He Got Him!
Pa Announcer:Colt Cabana has been Eliminated!
Rhino:Well that was a real surprise right there…
Mark:I dont think many thought that was going to be how things went…
Rhino:Alan Matthews just said is this the best you got…
Mark:Alan Matthews as you said before is proving to be the man to beat…
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:The Stadium lights are out…
Mark:What is going on now?
(Lights Turn On)
Rhino:HOLY SHIT!
Mark:Thats… RAMPAGE!
Rhino:Troy Joseph is in the ring standing behind Alan Matthews…
Mark:Since Alan Matthews has returned to the EWA he has been calling our Rampage…
Rhino:Alan Matthews has no idea who is behind him…
Mark:Alan Matthews turns around and Troy Joseph just starts nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:The king of Juggalos is back!
Mark:Troy Joseph whips him in to the ropes… Big Clothesline!
Rhino:I dont think anyone expected this…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets back up on to his feet… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!
Rhino:He hit it!
Mark:Listen to the crowd explode in excitement for Troy “Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:Triple H said tonight was going to be historic and I dont think he meant this…
(Lights Go Off and On)
Mark:Just as he appeared… Troy Joseph has disappeared…
Rhino:Alan Matthews has been knocked out…
Mark:Subway crawls on top of Alan Matthews 1………………2………….3……….. Hes Gone!
Pa Announcer:Alan Matthews Has Been Eliminated!
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1… Explosion)
Rhino:Here comes Omega!
Mark:Omega has been unlocked from his pod and is looking to run through the competition right now…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is ready to fight…
Mark:Omega strikes with right hands…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to fight back…
Mark:Omega whips him in to the ropes… Omega goes for the big boot…
Rhino:Lone Jobber ducked the boot…
Mark:Omega turns around… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:That stunned Omega…
Mark:Omega is still standing…
Rhino:Subway is back up on to his feet…
Mark:SUBLINE!
Rhino:Omega is still standing tall…
Mark:Though he is a bit shaken…
Rhino:Subway and Lone Jobber look at one another…
Mark:Both men go charging in at Omega… Omega grabs the both by the throats… DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:The monstrous Omega has just flattened both men with that chokeslam…
Mark:Omega covers Subway 1……………..2……… Kickout by Subway…
Rhino:Omega is now going to cover Lone Jobber…
Mark:Heres the cover 1……………2…………… Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Subway has rolled out on to the chamber floor…
Mark:Subway is taunting Omega to come and get him…
Rhino:Subway wants a fight…
Mark:Omega is going to the chamber floor with him…Subway grabs Omega and goes for an irish whip… Omega with the reversal… Subway puts on the breaks…Low Blow!
Rhino:Well thats one way to get at Omega…
Mark:Subway now grabs Omega by the head and rams him in to the cage wall…
Rhino:Thats the barbed wire part of the chamber wall…
Mark:Omega is starting to bleed…
Rhino:Here is Lone Jobber…
Mark:Subway and Lone Jobber whip Omega right in to the barbed wire…
Rhino:The champion is dazed…
Mark:Double DDT!
Rhino:Omega is down…
Mark:They are going to need to keep him down…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1… Explosion)
Rhino:Here is Tyler Breeze…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is staying in his pod…
Rhino:He is going to let them deal with Omega…
Mark:Omega is back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber and Subway clothesline him back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Omega is trying to get back up on to his feet… Flying Elbow Drop! No! Omega got his knees up…
Rhino:Subway is coming in with a singapore cane…
Mark:Subway swings the cane… Omega grabs a hold of it and now nails Subway right in the midsection with the singapore cane…
Rhino:Omega has a dangerous weapon in his hands…
Mark:As Omega wipes the blood out of eyes he swings the cane and cracks it across the back of Subway…
Rhino:That was a hard shot right there…
Mark:Omega now pulls Subway back up on to his feet… KO PUNCH!
Rhino:Subway looks to be out cold…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is in the ring…
Rhino:Omega doesnt see him…
Mark:Omega turns around… SUPERMODEL KICK! NO!
Rhino:Omega caught his foot…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is realizing he just made a mistake…
Rhino:You can see it on his feet…
Mark:Omega has him by the throat…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Lone Jobber with a steel chair shot right across the back of Omega…
Rhino:That brought him down to one knee…
Mark:One more time with the steel chair right across the back of Omega…
Rhino:He is now down on both knees…
Mark:SUPERMODEL KICK!
Rhino:He nailed Omega right in the face…
Mark:Tyler Breeze covers Omega 1……………..2…………..3……….NO! Omega powers out…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is trying to talk strategy with Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Tyler is telling him what to do…
Mark:Lone Jobber just told Tyler Breeze to suck it and is now nailing Tyler Breeze with right hands…
Rhino:You knew Lone Jobber wasnt going to take orders from Tyler Breeze…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs Tyler Breeze and tosses him over the top rope and right down on to the steel chamber floor…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber climbs up the top rope and dives right down on to Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:The former EWA World Heavyweight Champion is on fire right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber now grabs a hold of the legs of Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:This is a bad position for Tyler Breeze…
Mark:SLINGSHOT IN TO THE POD!
Rhino:He just went right through the glass wall…
Mark:Tyler Breeze has been cut open…
Rhino:Oh No! That could leave a scar!
Mark:Omega has gotten back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Subway has the singapore cane…
Mark:Subway just broke the singapore cane right across the back of Omega…
Rhino:That brought him down to his knees…
Mark:Subway now hooks up Omega… DOUBLE ARM DDT!
Rhino:Subway could have Omega right here and now…
Mark:Subway covers Omega 1…………….2…………..3……… NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Omega is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Subway is looking to finish him off…
Mark:SUBLINE! NO!
Rhino:Omega ducked the Subline…
Mark:Omega scoops up Subway… SCREWDRIVER!
Rhino:Subway looks to be out…
Mark:Omega covers Subway 1…………….2…………..3………..NO!
Rhino:Subway got his shoulder up…
Mark:Omega thought for sure he had him down for the count…
Rhino:Subway is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Omega sets him up… OMEGA DRIVER!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it…
Mark:Omega covers Subway 1…………….2…………..3……………HES GONE!
Pa Announcer:Subway Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Subway is gone… We are down to three…
Mark:Look Out!
Rhino:INCOMING!
Mark:THE GIMMICK FROM THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER POD!
Rhino:HOLY SHIT!
Mark:Lone Jobber though is down after coming off the top of the chamber pod…
Rhino:Omega is down as well…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now crawling over on to Omega 1………………..2……………3…………..NO!
Rhino:Omega got his shoulder up…
Mark:The extra few seconds that it took Lone Jobber to crawl on top of Omega possibly cost him right there…
Rhino:Omega is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Omega has gotten back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber is hooking up Omega… HERTIAGE! NO! BEAUTY SHOT!
Rhino:That came out of no where…
Mark:Tyler Breeze covers Lone Jobber 1……………..2…………..3…………. HES GONE!
Pa Announcer:Lone Jobber Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:That was payback one would assume for sending him in to the glass wall…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is a bloody mess as he waits for Omega to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Omega is back up…
Mark:BEAUTY SHOT! NO!
Rhino:Omega ducked it…
Mark:Tyler Breeze staggers back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Omega is setting him up…
Mark:Tyler Breeze turns around… Omega grabs a hold of him… POWERBOMB!
Rhino:He drilled him right in to the canvas…
Mark:Omega covers Tyler Breeze 1………………..2…………..3………….NO!
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is hurting right now…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is trying to use the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Omega has him right where he wants him…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze looks to be out on his feet…
Mark:SCREWDRIVER!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it right there…
Mark:Tyler Breeze just rolled on to the chamber floor…
Rhino:He is trying to get away from Omega…
Mark:Omega is looking to finish him off…
Rhino:Omega has him…
Mark:Omega sets him up… OMEGA DRIVER! NO!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze just stabbed him in the ribs…
Mark:He just stabbed him with a piece of glass…
Rhino:That stunned Omega…
Mark:Tyler Breeze now smashes it over the head of Omega…
Rhino:Omega is stunned…
Mark:BEAUTY SHOT!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze hit it…
Mark:Tyler Breeze covers Omega 1…………….2……………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… TYLER BREEZE!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is FINALLY EWA World Heavyweight Champion!
Mark:Omega’s plan of domination and destruction has come to an end as quickly as it begun…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze pulled out a few tricks and was able to walk out of Beach Brawl as EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:What a win for Tyler Breeze… Tyler Breeze is CHAMPION! Good Night Everyone!
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