May-Hem 2015
Mark:The stars are out tonight as the May-Hem is about to begin… We are live in St. Louis, Missouri for May-Hem 2015!
Rhino:Have you seen all of the people who are backstage tonight…
Mark:We have a locker room full of hungry superstars from the past and present who are looking for one thing and that is to earn a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship and the one way to earn that title shot is by winning the May-Hem Rumble…
Rhino:This one of the most exciting matches in the history of this company and you never know who will be apart of the action…
Mark:Some of the names we do know will include the likes of Finn Balor, Triple H, Colt Cabana, Members of The Shield and more…
Rhino:My gut tells me we will see some people we have enjoyed from the past and I think we are going to be surprised by some of the names we see tonight…
Mark:I am with you there… Also tonight the EWA World Heavyweight Championship is going to be on the line when Lone Jobber defends against Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Will Alan Matthews be the one to end the reign of Lone Jobber?
Mark:I guess we are going to find out tonight…
Rhino:Lone Jobber always knows how to pull out that victory when its a big time situation and tonight is one of those big time situations…
Mark:Also this evening we will finally see CM Punk and Subway meet one on one with the winner being the Last Man Standing…
Rhino:For months this has been building and tonight we finally get to see them meet… Finally…
Mark:It is all going down tonight and lets get to the ring for our opening contest here at May-Hem…
Triple H vs Finn Balor
Winner Enters Number Thirty, Loser Enters Number One in the May-Hem Rumble
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for One Fall… Introducing first…From Bray, County Wicklow, Ireland… Weighing in at 190 Pounds… FINN BALOR!
(“Catch Your Breath” plays as Finn Balor enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go as this is a rematch from Thursday Night Chaos where Finn Balor made a surprise debut here in the EWA…
Rhino:He surprised everyone including Triple H when he was Shane McMahon’s choice of opponents for him…
Mark:Triple H locks up with Finn Balor as both men are battling for position… Triple H backs Finn Balor right up in to the corner… Triple H goes for a right hand… Finn Balor ducks and now puts Triple H in the corner and is just opening up on Triple H…
Rhino:Look at him lay in the shots right now…
Mark:Triple H is now staggering out of the corner… Finn Balor nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Finn Balor hits him with a dropkick and Triple H bails out of the ring…
Rhino:That dropkick rocked Triple H for a moment…
Mark:Finn Balor continues to bring the fight to Triple H…
Rhino:He is picking up right where he left off at Thursday Night Chaos…
Mark:Finn Balor with a big dive over the top rope and he lands right on Triple H…
Rhino:That was a big dive right there…
Mark:Finn Balor now rolls Triple H back in to the ring…
Rhino:Finn Balor is up on the top rope…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! Quick cover 1……………2……….. Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering once again back up on to his feet…
Mark:Finn Balor nails him with a couple of hard forearm shots and now whips Triple H in to the ropes.. Triple H with the reversal… Running High Knee!
Rhino:Triple H is about take control…
Mark:Triple H is indeed taking control as he mounts Finn Balor and lays in right hands…
Rhino:Look at him just open up on Finn Balor…
Mark:Triple H now pulls Finn Balor back up on to his feet and whips him hard in to the farside corner… Triple H is now driving his shoulder right in to the midsection of Finn Balor…
Rhino:He is driving the air right out of Finn Balor…
Mark:Repeated shots in the corner by Triple H… Finn Balor staggers out of the corner… Backbreaker! Triple H goes right for the cover 1……………2…………Kickout by Finn Balor…
Rhino:Triple H is focusing in on the back of Finn Balor right now…
Mark:Triple H has him laid out on his stomach and drives a big knee right in to the back of Finn Balor…
Rhino:Triple H isnt done…
Mark:One more knee right in to the back of Finn Balor…
Rhino:Finn Balor is hurting and you can see what Triple H’s strategy is… He is trying to injure Finn Balor to wear him down not just in this match up but to injure him for the May-Hem Rumble that is coming up later on tonight…
Mark:Finn Balor is now trying to get back up on to his feet… Triple H hooks him up and connects with a nice vertical suplex… Triple H with a cover 1………….2……….Kickout again by Finn Balor…
Rhino:Triple H is now jaw jacking with some fans at ringside who are trying to get behind Finn Balor…
Mark:Triple H needs to watch his mouth sometimes… It will get him in to trouble…
Rhino:It is the reason why he is back in the ring wrestling instead of running this company…
Mark:Finn Balor is now struggling to get to his feet… As he is using the ropes to pull himself back up on to his feet… Triple H strikes him with right hands backing him up in to the ropes…
Rhino:He really caught him good with that right hand…
Mark:Triple H now whips him in to the ropes… Spinebuster!
Rhino:He drove him right to the mat with that spinebuster…
Mark:Triple H covers Finn Balor 1………….2…………..3……..No!
Rhino:Finn Balor got his shoulder up…
Mark:That was a close near fall right there as Finn Balor was able to get his shoulder up…
Rhino:Triple H is looking to finish Finn Balor off right now…
Mark:Triple H kicks Finn Balor in the midsection…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:PEDIGREE! NO! Finn Balor with a Jackknife Pin! 1………………2……….3…….NO!
Rhino:Finn Balor almost stole the match from Triple H right there…
Mark:Both men are up on their feet… Triple H connects with a big running clothesline…
Rhino:Triple H is angered now…
Mark:Triple H is mounting Finn Balor and is laying in the right hands again…
Rhino:He is screaming at Finn Balor as well…
Mark:Triple H is now picking Finn Balor back up on to his feet and sends him in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Triple H…
Mark:Triple H charges in… Finn Balor gets his feet up…
Rhino:Triple H is now dazed…
Mark:Finn Balor comes out of the corner and nails him with a spin kick!
Rhino:That took Triple H right off of his feet…
Mark:Finn Balor waits for Triple H to get back up on to his feet and he does as he lays in forearm shots right to Triple H…
Rhino:He is just hammering away with shots right now…
Mark:Finn Balor whips Triple H in to the ropes… The Game comes off the ropes… Slingblade!
Rhino:Triple H is in some trouble now…
Mark:Finn Balor with the cover 1………………2……………Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:Finn Balor now in control of this match up as he is waiting for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Finn Balor lines up Triple H… Pele Kick!
Rhino:That could be the knockout kick there…
Mark:Triple H though just rolled out of the ring…
Rhino:Smart move right there by Triple H…
Mark:It was a real veteran move by Triple H getting out of the ring…
Rhino:Finn Balor is now heading up on to the top rope right now…
Mark:Triple H turns around and Finn Balor comes flying off the top rope right down on to Triple H on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Finn Balor has Triple H exactly where he wants him right now…
Mark:Finn Balor rolls Triple H back in to the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to get to his feet…
Mark:Running Dropkick!
Rhino:That knocked Triple H hard in to the turnbuckles…
Mark:Finn Balor is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:He is looking to finish him off right here and now…
Mark:COUP DE GRAVE! NO!
Rhino:Triple H rolled out of the way of the double foot stomp…
Mark:That would have ended it for Triple H if Finn Balor was able to connect with the Double Foot Stomp…
Rhino:Triple H is back up on his feet…
Mark:Finn Balor turns around and runs in to a clothesline from Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H took his head off right there…
Mark:Triple H covers Finn Balor 1……………..2………….3……..NO!
Rhino:Finn Balor was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Finn Balor is getting up on to his feet slowly… Triple H hooks him up… DDT!
Rhino:He just got planted right there with that DDT…
Mark:Triple H with another cover 1…………….2……………3………..NO!
Rhino:So very close once again… Triple H thought he had him down for the count right there..
Mark:Triple H is getting frustrated right now…
Rhino:He is having a hard time keeping Finn Balor down for a three count…
Mark:Triple H is now looking to setup Finn Balor here…
Rhino:Finn Balor is a little bit dazed…
Mark:Triple H lines him up… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Triple H just drove him right in to the canvas…
Mark:Triple H covers Finn Balor again 1………………..2………….3……….NO!
Rhino:Finn Balor once again kicked out… And once again Triple H is livid…
Mark:Triple H knows what is at stake right now if he can beat Finn Balor… He will be able to enter number thirty in the May-Hem Rumble…
Rhino:You can see the frustration build on his face…
Mark:Triple H is now looking to finish Finn Balor off…
Rhino:Finn Balor is staggering to his feet…
Mark:Triple H goes to kick him in the midsection… Finn Balor catches the foot of Triple H and spins him around… Heel Kick!
Rhino:That caught Triple H right in the face…
Mark:Triple H just rolled to the outside of the ring after that kick…
Rhino:Triple H needs a second to gather himself after that kick right to the head…
Mark:Finn Balor is picking up a full head of steam…
Rhino:Triple H better look out…
Mark:Finn Balor dives through the ropes… STEEL CHAIR SHOT!
Rhino:Triple H just nailed Finn Balor right in the head with that chair shot…
Mark:The referee just called for the bell…
Rhino:Triple H has been disqualified…
Mark:The frustration finally got to Triple H as he was unable to keep Finn Balor down for a three count and he ends up nailing him right in the head with the steel chair…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner as a result of a Disqualification… FINN BALOR!
Rhino:Triple H is pissed off right now…
Mark:Triple H has Finn Balor… PEDIGREE! On the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Officials needs to get out here and stop Triple H…
Mark:They are out now as they are escorting him to the back… What this all means is that if Finn Balor is able to recover he will be entering number thirty in the May-Hem Rumble… While Triple H will be entering at number one…
Rhino:This match up was a game changer when it comes to the May-Hem Rumble…
Mark:Everything is truly up in the air… Now though we switch gears and get set for the Last Man Standing Match between Subway and CM Punk…
Last Man Standing
CM Punk vs Subway
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the LAST MAN STANDING MATCH… Introducing first…
SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA… SHIELD!
(“Special Ops” plays in the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Representing The Shield… CM PUNK! His Opponent… From Wildwood, New Jersey…Weighing in at 220 Pounds… SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Mark:CM Punk and Subway arent even waiting to fight it out in the ring as they are fighting on the entrance ramp…
Rhino:They have been waiting a long time to get at one another…
Mark:CM Punk with hard shots to Subway backing him up in the ramp…
Rhino:Subway is coming back with hard shots of his own…
Mark:Subway with a big shot knocking CM Punk off of his feet… CM Punk is trying to get back up and Subway runs and kicks him right in the ribs…
Rhino:That probably didnt feel good…
Mark:CM Punk is now rolling down the ramp a little ways after being kicked… Subway catches up to him and mounts him and starts nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:He is really firing away with those shots…
Mark:For how long Subway has waited for this moment… Every time he connects with a shot to CM Punk it has to feel good…
Rhino:CM Punk is trying to get to his feet…
Mark:Subway grabs him by the back of the head and slams him right down in to the steel ramp…
Rhino:His head just bounced right off of the ramp…
Mark:CM Punk is trying to at least get to his knees while Subway is looking underneath the ring for something…
Rhino:There is something underneath there that he wants…
Mark:We should mention that the rest of the members of The Shield have been banned from interfering in this match up…
Rhino:Shane McMahon stepping up and doing the right thing there…Keeping them away from this match up as this is all about CM Punk and Subway…
Mark:Subway has founded what he is looking for and has found himself a singapore cane…
Rhino:That doesnt look like a normal singapore cane…
Mark:No that cane looks to be wrapped up in barbed wire…
Rhino:CM Punk is up on his feet…
Mark:Subway charges and nails CM Punk right in the ribs with that barbed wire cane…
Rhino:CM Punk is bent over…
Mark:Big shot right across the back with that barbed wire singapore cane…
Rhino:Subway isnt done…
Mark:One more time right across the back goes the singapore cane… As you can see the flesh being ripped off the back of CM Punk as he is beginning to bleed from where the barbed wire struck…
Rhino:He is hurting…
Mark:Subway lays the cane down at the bottom of the ramp and now has a hold of CM Punk…
Rhino:What is he going to do here?
Mark:Subway with a Suplex right on the barbed wire singapore cane…
Rhino:More barbed wire being driven right in to the back of the Straight Edge Superstar…
Mark:CM Punk is in some pain now…
Rhino:The referee is checking on CM Punk…
Mark:Subway is now pulling a table from out underneath the ring…
Rhino:The referee is starting to count CM Punk down…
Mark:He is up to four before Subway pulls him back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Subway just slapped him right across the face…
Mark:Subway has the table setup and is laying CM Punk out on the table…
Rhino:Subway is about to put CM Punk away right now…
Mark:Subway is up on the ring apron… Running Elbow Drop Through The Table! CM PUNK MOVED!
Rhino:Subway went crashing right through the table…
Mark:At the very last second CM Punk was able to sit up and roll off the table as Subway went crashing down right through the table…
Rhino:This is a chance for CM Punk to get back in to this match up…
Mark:CM Punk is now picking up the singapore cane…
Rhino:He is about to get some revenge…
Mark:CM Punk with a hard shot right across the back of Subway… One more time CM Punk cracks the barbed wire singapore cane across the back of Subway…
Rhino:CM Punk is now ripping the shirt off of Subway…
Mark:He is trying to expose more of his back… As he nails him one more time right across the back with the singapore cane…
Rhino:That was a hard and brutal shot right there as Subway’s back is now bleeding like CM Punk’s was earlier…
Mark:CM Punk is now pulling a couple of steel chairs out from underneath the ring…
Rhino:What does he have planned here?
Mark:CM Punk nails Subway across the back with the steel chair…
Rhino:CM Punk says thats it…
Mark:CM Punk picks Subway up… GO TO SLEEP!
Rhino:Thats probably it…
Mark:CM Punk survived the onslaught from Subway and now has hit the GTS and has knocked out Subway…
Rhino:The referee is counting right now…
Mark:Four… Five…
Rhino:Not sure if he is going to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Six…Seven… Eight… Subway is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:CM Punk can not believe that he got up after the GTS…
Mark:CM Punk now grabs Subway by the head and rams him right in to the steel steps…
Rhino:CM Punk is now trying to move some of the broken table out of the way…
Mark:He actually screamed at the referee to move the table…
Rhino:CM Punk is now opening up the two chairs he pulled out from underneath the ring…
Mark:CM Punk has Subway in position… POWERBOMB RIGHT IN TO THE STEEL CHAIRS!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it right there…
Mark:Look at those chairs… They went basically destroyed as Subway went crashing through those chairs…
Rhino:Subway isn’t moving right now…
Mark:The referee’s count has begun…
Rhino:CM Punk is happy with himself right now…
Mark:Four… Five… Six…
Rhino:No movement…
Mark:Seven… Eight… Nine… TEN! NO! Subway got back up on to his feet…
Rhino:CM Punk was screaming stay down and Subway got up…
Mark:CM Punk just kicked him right in the side of the head…
Rhino:CM Punk is starting to get frustrated a little bit that Subway continues to get up…
Mark:CM Punk now has the barbed wire singapore cane and cracks it across his back one more time and tells him to just stay down…
Rhino:Subway is refusing to stay down…
Mark:CM Punk is waiting for him to turn around…
Rhino:Here comes the GTS…
Mark:CM Punk has him up on his shoulders… GO TO SLEEP! NO!
Rhino:Subway escapes…
Mark:DOUBLE ARM DDT!
Rhino:He dropped CM Punk with that DDT…
Mark:CM Punk and Subway are both down right now…
Rhino:They are both trying to fight to their feet…
Mark:The referee is counting both men down…
Rhino:Who will be the first one to their feet…
Mark:Four… Five and CM Punk is up first…
Rhino:Subway is up as well…
Mark:CM Punk comes charging at Subway and Subway side steps him and shoves him in to the ring post…
Rhino:CM Punk is staggering around dazed…
Mark:Subway charges… SUBLINE!
Rhino:Subway hit it…
Mark:The referee is counting CM Punk down at the moment…
Rhino:Subway is pulling out another table from underneath the ring…
Mark:CM Punk is up at six…
Rhino:Subway just noticed that he got back up…
Mark:Subway just picked up what was ever left of the steel chair and threw it right at the head of CM Punk…
Rhino:He caught him right in the side of the head…
Mark:Subway is pulling out a ladder…
Rhino:Subway has something sick and twisted in mind now…
Mark:CM Punk is back up on his feet at the count of four… Subway charges in… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Subway just hit the ground hard…
Mark:CM Punk is now reaching underneath the ring for some sort of weapon…
Rhino:CM Punk I think has found something…
Mark:It appears to be another steel chair…
Rhino:Subway is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steel Chair Shot!
Rhino:Subway just got laid out by the steel chair shot…
Mark:CM Punk is now dragging Subway back closer to the table…
Rhino:It looks like CM Punk is going to get some use out of this table…
Mark:CM Punk first though is standing Subway up right by the ring post…
Rhino:Here comes the knockout shot…
Mark:Roundhouse Kick! NO! Subway ducked and CM Punk just kicked the ring post…
Rhino:That was a bad miss…
Mark:Subway grabs the chair that CM Punk had and he knocks him right in the back with the chair knocking him right on to the table…
Rhino:CM Punk is down…
Mark:While Subway is going up… And by up… I mean up the ladder…
Rhino:This is a huge risk for Subway right now…
Mark:INCOMING! ELBOW DROP OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:OH MY GOD!
Mark:That was almost a twelve foot drop from the top of the ladder through the table…
Rhino:Both men are down…
Mark:The referee is counting…
Rhino:I dont know if Subway is actually going to be able to get up…
Mark:Four… Five…
Rhino:No movement at all from either man…
Mark:Six… Seven…
Rhino:No real movement…
Mark:Eight… Nine…
Rhino:Subway is up!
Mark:TEN! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SUBWAY!
Rhino:Subway got his revenge and walked out the Last Man Standing tonight…
Mark:What a battle these two men just had…
Rhino:They both went to war and Subway comes out on the winning side of this war…
Mark:It appears the issues between Subway and CM Punk have finally come to ahead and Subway can finally move on…
Rhino:For now…
Mark:As always nothing is ever truly settled… But for this night… Subway is victorious… As our medical staff is getting CM Punk on a stretcher as he has yet to move after being driven through the table…
Rhino:I think he was knocked out cold…
Mark:Hopefully we will be able to get an update on CM Punk… As he gets stretchered to the back we would like to remind you to check out CBRadioLive.com, the official home of CB Radio… Its time now for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship showdown between Alan Matthews and the champion Lone Jobber…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match
Lone Jobber(c) vs Alan Matthews
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first…From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… Dead Eye ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“Through Struggle” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent..From The Slaughter House… And now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta,Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions and the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Both men lock up in the center of the ring… Alan Matthews locks in the side headlock in on Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to fight his way out of it…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets shoved off in to the ropes… Lone Jobber goes for a clothesline… Alan Matthews ducks and goes right behind Lone Jobber and nails him with a German Release Suplex…
Rhino:Nice suplex right out of the gate by Alan Matthews…
Mark:That suplex has made Lone Jobber slow down for a moment…
Rhino:He is taking a second in the corner to gather himself…
Mark:Both men now lock back up in the center of the ring… Lone Jobber locks in the headlock this time and takes Alan Matthews over and begins grinding away with the headlock…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to keep him grounded… Alan Matthews gets back up on to his feet and nails him with a belly to back suplex to break the headlock…
Rhino:Dropped him right on his head…
Mark:Alan Matthews goes for a quick cover 1…………2……….Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Alan Matthews connects with a couple of hard forearms in the corner… Alan Matthews now whips him in to the far side…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Alan Matthews nails him with an over the head belly to belly suplex… As Alan Matthews goes right for the cover 1……………..2………..Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is slower to get up on to his feet after that suplex…
Mark:Lone Jobber is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Alan Matthews…
Mark:Alan Matthews charges… Lone Jobber ducks and pulls down the top rope and Alan Matthews goes flying over the top rope and to the floor goes the challenger…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now going right out of the ring after his challenger…
Mark:Lone Jobber with an irish whip and he sent him right in to the guard rail…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is staggering around…
Mark:Low Card Kick!
Rhino:Big time kick right there…
Mark:As Lone Jobber now gets back in to the ring…
Rhino:He really connected with that kick…
Mark:The referee is up to five… Six…
Rhino:Can Alan Matthews get back in to the ring in time?
Mark:Seven… Eight… Nine and Alan Matthews is able to beat the count…
Rhino:Lone Jobber almost got the victory there on a count out…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now putting the boots right to Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Hes stomping right on the back of Alan Matthews…
Mark:Lone Jobber now pulls him up on to his feet… Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:He was driven hard right in to the mat…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Alan Matthews 1…………….2……….. Kickout by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is having a hard time right now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber helps him to his feet and backs him up in to the corner… Lone Jobber with a hard knife edge chop right across the chest of the challenger…
Rhino:He really laid that chop in good…
Mark:One more chop right across the chest by the champion right now… As Lone Jobber is putting Alan Matthews up on the top rope…
Rhino:This is a bad spot for the challenger to be in right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks him up… SUPERPLEX!
Rhino:He could have him right here and now…
Mark:Lone Jobber with the cover 1………….2……………..3……..NO!
Rhino:Alan Matthews was able to get his shoulder before the referee could count to three…
Mark:Alan Matthews is trying to get to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has him eyed up…
Mark:HERITAGE! NO! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Nice counter there by Alan Matthews…
Mark:Both men are down for the moment as they both are trying to figure out a way to get up on their feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews is up as well… Lone Jobber goes for a right hand… Alan Matthews ducks and now nails him with a Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering backwards…
Mark:Alan Matthews now hooks him up… Fishermans Suplex with a Bridge! 1……………….2……….3..No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber was able to kick out right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now the one who is dazed a little bit…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is trying to compose himself after all of the brutal attacks he has taken from Lone Jobber…
Mark:Alan Matthews sets up Lone Jobber… DIRECT HIT! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber escapes…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks Alan Matthews in the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:He just dropped him right on his head…
Mark:Lone Jobber with the cover 1…………2…………..3……….NO!
Rhino:Alan Matthews was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now setting up his next move as Alan Matthews struggles to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He has him lined up…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK! NO!
Rhino:Alan Matthews ducked the kick this time…
Mark:Alan Matthews sets the EWA World Heavyweight Champion up… DIRECT HIT!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it…We have a new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Alan Matthews with the cover 1………………..2………….3………….NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber barely gets his shoulder up…
Mark:So very close right there…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is trying to figure out his next move right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is staggering to his feet… Alan Matthews hooks him up… FISHERMAN’S BRAIN BUSTER!
Rhino:Thats it… Lone Jobber has to be out cold…
Mark:Alan Matthews hooks the leg 1………………2……………3……………. ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Another close call right there…
Mark:Alan Matthews is yelling at the referee telling him that was three…
Rhino:It looked very close to me…
Mark:We look at the Extreme Replay brought to us by CBRadioLive.com and you can see just a split second before the referee’s hand was about to hit the mat Lone Jobber was able to get his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was very close…
Mark:Alan Matthews now waits for the EWA World Heavyweight Champion to get up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber looks to be out of it…
Mark:I am not sure he knows where he is right about now…
Rhino:I think you may be right and we are looking at the next EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Alan Matthews is setting up Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:DEADLY DRIVER! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber just raked the eyes of Alan Matthews…
Mark:Alan Matthews turns around… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:That time Lone Jobber got all of the kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber falls on top of Alan Matthews 1……………….2…………….3………..NO!
Rhino:That one was really close as well…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets his right shoulder up at the last second…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has him lined up…
Mark:Alan Matthews turns around… GIMMICK! NO!
Rhino:Alan Matthews ducks out of the way…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers up… DEADLY DRIVER! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber escapes again…
Mark:THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:He hit it…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Alan Matthews 1……………..2…………..3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:What a highly competitive match between these two men…
Mark:Alan Matthews came very close on multiple occasions on becoming EWA World Heavyweight Champion but he was unable to hit the one more that would have put Lone Jobber away…
Rhino:Still very good match and effort by both men…
Mark:It is Lone Jobber however who leaves May-Hem as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:The question is… Who will be next in line for Lone Jobber?
Mark:Well the winner of the May-Hem rumble could be that man… As the winner gets a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship any time that they choose… Who will that person be? Its time to find out as we get set for the May-Hem Rumble…
30 Man May-Hem Rumble
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the 30 Man Over The Top May-Hem Rumble! The Winner of the Rumble gets a Guaranteed Shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Man who drew Number One! From Greenwich, CT… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Introducing number two…BLAKE BENNIT!
(“Sexy Boy” plays as Blake Bennit enters the arena…)
Mark:Blake Bennit has returned to the EWA for this one night to possibly capture a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:He appears to have aged a few years since the last time we have seen him…
Mark:Triple H nails Blake Bennit with right hands…
Rhino:Blake Bennit is firing back at Triple H…
Mark:Triple H whips Blake Bennit in to the ropes… Triple H ducks his head and Blake Bennit kicks him right in to the head…
Rhino:Triple H is spinning around…
Mark:Blake Bennit nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Blake Bennit grabs Triple H by the head and tosses him over the top rope…
Rhino:Triple H landed on the apron…
Mark:Blake Bennit comes charging at Triple H… Triple H moves and now he knees him right in the head…
Rhino:Hell of a move there by Triple H getting out of the way of the charging Blake Bennit…
Mark:Triple H gets back in to the ring and now goes to work on Blake Bennit just stomping away at him…
Rhino:Blake Bennit is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H is now backing him up in the corner…
Rhino:He is just hammering him with shots…
Mark:Triple H grabs a hold of Blake Bennit and nails him with a short arm clothesline…
Rhino:He takes his head off right there…
Mark:Triple H picks up Blake Bennit and tosses him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Blake Bennit Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Triple H doesnt have very long to breathe right now…
Mark:No he doesnt…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
(“Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck” plays as Justin Credible enters the arena…)
Mark:Its Justin Credible!
Rhino:Former Multi-time champion here in the EWA…
Mark:Former member of Degeneration X as well…
Rhino:Triple H seems happy to see Justin Credible at the moment…
Mark:Triple H shakes the hand of Justin Credible…
Rhino:Looks like they arent going to fight but instead they are going to work together…
Mark:Which is good news for Triple H…
Rhino:He could use all of the breaks that he can get…
Mark:Yes indeed… Wait a second… Justin Credible just spun Triple H around and nailed him with a big right hand…
Rhino:Well I guess Justin Credible wasnt part of this plan that Triple H had cooked up…
Mark:Justin Credible is just nailing Triple H with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Justin Credible whips Triple H in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Triple H is staggering up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Justin Credible climbs the ropes and just nails Triple H with right hands…
Rhino:Those were ten straight punches right to the head of Triple H…
Mark:The Game is staggering out of the corner and Justin Credible nails him with a big clothesline…
Rhino:Triple H should just stay on the mat right now and not even try to get up…
Mark:Justin Credible is now pulling him up on to his feet and puts him in the corner and is trying to dump him over the top rope…
Rhino:Triple H is locking his arms in the ropes…
Mark:Justin Credible is trying to break the arms free…
Rhino:Can Triple H hang on?
Mark:So far he is… As he just poked Justin Credible in the eye…
Rhino:Triple H is now able to get his feet back on the ground… Which is where you need them to be in this type of match…
Mark:That is for sure…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
Rhino:Who is it going to be?
(“Real American” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Its Hulk Hogan!
Mark:The Immortal one has arrived!
Rhino:Listen to the fans go crazy for Hulk Hogan!
Mark:Hulkamania is Running Wild!
Rhino:Wait a minute… Thats not Hulk Hogan… Thats Curtsi Axel!
Mark:The fans just noticed that its not exactly who they thought it was going to be as they arent as loud as they once were…
Rhino:So its Axelmania running wild?
Mark:Hes going try to run wild here… As Curtis Axel gets in the ring he goes right after Justin Credible and nails him with a big right hand…
Rhino:That knocked him off of his feet…
Mark:Triple H charges in at Curtis Axel… Big Boot!
Rhino:Maybe Axelmania is going to run wild!
Mark:From behind Justin Credible nails Curtis Axel with a clothesline…
Rhino:Curtis Axel is getting right up on to his knees…
Mark:He is back up on his feet…
Rhino:Curtis Axel is hulking up!
Mark:Justin Credible goes for a right hand… Curtis Axel blocks…
Rhino:He is trying to do it again…
Mark:Curtis Axel blocks and now wags his finger at Justin Credible…
Rhino:Curtis Axel is all fired up…
Mark:Right hands by Curtis Axel… Curtis Axel with an irish whip… Big Boot!
Rhino:You know whats coming here…
Mark:Curtis Axel is cupping his ear…
Rhino:He is getting the fans in to this…
Mark:Axelmania is running Wild! BIG LEG DROP!
Rhino:Curtis Axel is on fire…Listen to the fans…
Mark:Triple H from behind grabs Curtis Axel and tosses him out of the ring…
Rhino:Triple H had enough of Axelmania running wild…
Pa Announcer:Curtis Axel Has Been Eliminated!
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
Rhino:So long Curtis Axel… Welcome…
(“Hello Ladies” plays as Val Venis enters the arena…)
Rhino:Val Venis!
Mark:Val Venis is looking to make his mark here tonight in the May-Hem Rumble and he goes right for Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H seems to be the target of everyone so far in this match up…
Mark:Val Venis is trying to dump him out of the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is hanging on in the corner…
Mark:You would expect Triple H to be the biggest target in this match up as he has been the man in charge for a long time and everyone new or old probably would like to eliminate him so they dont have to hear him brag that he won the May-Hem Rumble…
Rhino:He probably wouldnt let anyone live it down…
Mark:And nor should he if it were to happen… But he has a long way to go if he is going to make that happen…
Rhino:He also needs to get his feet back on the ground as well because if he doesnt then all of that talk probably wouldnt mean very much…
Mark:No it wouldnt…
Rhino:Justin Credible is back up on his feet…
Mark:Val Venis and Justin Credible are now going at it as Triple H was able to get his feet back on the ground…
Rhino:Which is the safe place for them to be…
Mark:Justin Credible is now trying to dump Val Venis out of the ring…
Rhino:Val Venis is trying to hang on…
Mark:The crowd is getting excited again…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
Rhino:Who is next?
(“Party Up” plays as Whiplash enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Whiplash!
Mark:Its a nemesis of Triple H from back in the day…
Rhino:The master of the small package…
Mark:Whiplash comes charging right at Triple H… Triple H ducks… Back Body Drop! Whiplash hit the floor hard…
Pa Announcer:Whiplash has been Eliminated!
Rhino:How long was he even in the ring?
Mark:I would have to say that was less than five seconds…
Rhino:That has to be one of the quickest eliminations in the May-Hem Rumble history…
Mark:The EWA research staff will probably figure out that stat at some point… We are though waiting on official word on how long he was in the ring for…
Rhino:It wasnt very long…
Mark:No it really wasnt… As the EWA Production Team is reviewing the footage…
Rhino:Are we going to see a replay?
Mark:The folks in the truck are telling me we are about to see an Extreme Replay…
Rhino:Can I do the plug?
Mark:Sure!
Rhino:This Extreme Replay brought to you by CBRadioLive.com!
Mark:And here we go as they have a counter on the screen as well… Whiplash comes in the ring and charges right at Triple H…
Rhino:He is full speed ahead too…
Mark:Triple H ducked and back dropped him out of the ring and as he hit the floor it was 4.78 seconds…
Rhino:Thats not a long time at all…
Mark:So there you have it so the EWA stat guy can figure out if that was a record at some point…
Rhino:At least we have an official time…
Mark:Its always good to have it for the official records…
Rhino:Meanwhile all of this has given Triple H a chance to recover…
Mark:While Val Venis has reversed it on Justin Credible and he is now the one trying to hang on…
Rhino:Can he do it?
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
Rhino:Who is next?
(“Hail to the Chief” plays as Dick Bush enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its the Evil President Dick Bush….
Mark:Welcome back Dick Bush…
Rhino:Doesnt he know that he has been out of office for years now?
Mark:I dont think he cares…
Rhino:He is handing out buttons to people at ringside…
Mark:What do they say?
Rhino:Can we get a close up?
Mark:It looks like it says Four More Years of Dick…
Rhino:I dont know if I can handle four more years of Dick…
Mark:Dick Bush is continuing to hand out the buttons to the fans…
Rhino:He needs to get in the ring…
Mark:Is he trying to avoid making history?
Rhino:I think you may be right…As Whiplash was eliminated so quickly it probably has put some fear in to Dick Bush…
Mark:Triple H just asked for a button…
Rhino:Dick Bush is giving Triple H a button…
Mark:Triple H though just used it to sucker him in and he is now pulling Dick Bush in to the ring…
Rhino:Start the clock!
Mark:Dick Bush is telling Triple H to think about what he is doing…
Rhino:Triple H is offering his hand…
Mark:Could Dick Bush help Triple H get re-elected?
Rhino:We hold elections?
Mark:No… But you probably have to think thats whats going on in the mind of Dick Bush right now…
Rhino:Very true…
Mark:Triple H is holding up the hand of Dick Bush and is showing him off to the crowd…
Rhino:He is trying to get a chant started…
Mark:He is trying to get the fans to chant… We Want Dick…
Rhino:All of the ladies are getting in to the chant…
Mark:We all know that Dick Bush is a ladies man…
Rhino:They all want Dick…
Mark:Triple H kicks Dick Bush in the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Well he just killed Dick Bush’s erection…
Mark:Erection?
Rhino:I meant Election…
Mark:Triple H just tossed Dick Bush out of the ring…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
Pa Announcer:Dick Bush Has Been Eliminated!
(“Hallelujah” plays as Damien Sandario enters the arena…)
Mark:Its Damien Sandario!
Rhino:Val Venis going right after Damien Sandario…
Mark:Damien Sandario with hard right hands to Val Venis…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Damien Sandario now nails him with a short arm clothesline…
Rhino:Damien Sandario is coming in to the ring on fire at the moment…
Mark:Triple H is trying to get Justin Credible out of the ring but he is hanging on at the moment…
Rhino:He has his legs wrapped around the ropes…
Mark:Val Venis gets back up on to his feet and Damien Sandario nails him with a big clothesline…
Rhino:Val Venis is getting up on to his feet a little bit slower…
Mark:Damien Sandario is now backing him up in to the ropes and is attempting to eliminate him from this match up…
Rhino:This match up is all about a constant struggle…
Mark:What do you mean by that?
Rhino:I mean its a struggle for everyone in this match up to always keep their balance and stay grounded… It is really a test to see who is able to keep their balance the best and who has enough strength to always stay in control…
Mark:Staying in control is a hard thing in this match up…
Rhino:Yes it is… Because the longer you are in this match up the more tired you become and that leaves you in a position where people can take advantage of you…
Mark:You always need to be watching your back…
Rhino:That is for sure…As you never know who will be coming from where and what direction and how many… It really is a true test of ones ability to survive…
Mark:Yes I would agree with you there…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
Rhino:Who is next?
(“Crank It Up” plays as Big Show enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its The Big Show!
Mark:The World’s Largest Athlete…
Rhino:Business has sure picked up now…
Mark:You can see everyone in the ring just stopped what they were doing and are looking right at Big Show…
Rhino:This is where you have to work together to get rid of the biggest man in this match up…
Mark:Here we go… Big Show is in the ring and Justin Credible goes right after Big Show and he eats a Headbutt…
Rhino:That knocked him right off of his feet…
Mark:Triple H just took a big elbow right to the side of the head and staggered back in to the ropes…
Rhino:Val Venis is now trying to take care of the Big Show…
Mark:Big Show lifts Val Venis up in the air…
Rhino:Bad spot to be in…
Mark:Big Show tosses Val Venis right at Damien Sandario…
Rhino:That is killing two birds with one stone right there…
Mark:Triple H nails Big Show with a couple of right hands before being taken out with a headbutt…
Rhino:That took Triple H off his feet…
Mark:Justin Credible just went for a superkick…
Rhino:Big Show caught the kick…
Mark:Big clothesline by the Big Show…
Rhino:He just took his head off with that clothesline…
Mark:Val Venis is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Big Show has him eyed him…
Mark:This isnt going to be good for Val Venis…
Rhino:Big Show has him setup…
Mark:CHOKESLAM! NO! Its a three on one attack…
Rhino:Damien Sandario, Triple H and Justin Credible all attacked Big Show from behind…
Mark:Its time they are using the gang up strategy right now…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
Rhino:Here is someone else who is going to be able to help…
(“Cant Touch This” plays as Jay Jixhel enters the arena…)
Rhino:Jay Jixhel has entered at number ten…
Mark:Its now a four on one attack on the Big Show as they attempt to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:Jay Jixhel is hanging back before even entering the ring…
Mark:Which if you think about it… With what is going in the ring might be a smart idea…
Rhino:Yeah it is…
Mark:Big Show is starting to fight these four men off…
Rhino:He is doing his best to escape…
Mark:Triple H just got sent backwards with a headbutt by Big Show…
Rhino:Big Show is such a strong human being…
Mark:It is why he is the Worlds Largest Athlete… Hes big and strong…
Rhino:Its no wonder everyone is trying to gang up on him…
Mark:Big Show just smashed Val Venis and Justin Credible’s heads together…
Rhino:Damien Sandario is the only one left with the Big Show now…
Mark:Big Show just tossed him across the ring…
Rhino:Jay Jixel is up on the top rope…
Mark:He is looking to sneak attack the Big Show…
Rhino:This could be good strategy…
Mark:Incoming! Jay Jixel jumps from the top rope… KNOCK OUT PUNCH!
Rhino:How in the world did he see him?
Mark:He must have heard the footsteps or something… I have no idea…
Rhino:He just turned around and knocked him right out…
Mark:Lets take a look at the Extreme Replay again brought to us by CBRadioLive.com…
Rhino:Look at that… He saw him on Hardcore Theatre…
Mark:Big Show saw him on Hardcore Theatre and was able to quickly turn around and knock him out with a big right hand…
Rhino:Jay Jixel is still laid out on the mat…
Mark:Big Show is now scooping him up and tossed him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Jay Jixhel Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:At least he lasted longer than Whiplash…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA… SHIELD!
(“Special Ops” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Its Seth Rollins!
Mark:Seth Rollins is making his way through the crowd and is heading to the ring…
Rhino:Triple H and Justin Credible are now double teaming Big Show…
Mark:They are once again trying to do their part and get Big Show out of the ring…
Rhino:They have him lined up against the ropes…
Mark:These types of match ups are every man for themselves until the biggest man shows up…
Rhino:Pretty much…
Mark:Damien Sandario is now joining in on the effort…
Rhino:Seth Rollins has finally made it in to the ring…
Mark:Seth Rollins just tossed Val Venis out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Val Venis Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:He quickly got him out of the ring… Not sure if that was smart strategy or not…
Mark:It does leave one less person in the ring to help…
Rhino:But it is one less person who could eliminate you… It really is a tough call what you should do there…
Mark:Seth Rollins choose to get rid of him so we will see if that strategy pays off or not…
Rhino:I guess we will…
Mark:They have Big Show off of his feet…
Rhino:They could have him right now…
Mark:Big Show is trying to balance out his weight right now and get his feet back on the ground…
Rhino:He is trying to fight off this assault…
Mark:Big Show is able to get his feet on the ground for the moment but is still in a bad spot…
Rhino:Yes he is…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA… SHIELD!
(“Special Ops” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Its Roman Reigns!
Mark:Its the other member of The Shield who is in this match up…
Rhino:Now you know why Seth Rollins was just sitting back and watching…
Mark:He was waiting for his buddy Roman Reigns to join him in the ring…
Rhino:Big Show just fought off the three men…
Mark:He is now looking right at Seth Rollins…
Rhino:Seth Rollins is backing up towards the ropes…
Mark:Roman Reigns is in the ring…
Rhino:Seth Rollins just told him to turn around…
Mark:Big Show turns around… SUPERMAN PUNCH!
Rhino:Big Show is still standing…
Mark:Roman Reigns lines him up again… SUPERMAN PUNCH!
Rhino:That one knocked him down to his knees…
Mark:Triple H is talking with Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins right now…
Rhino:Are they working together?
Mark:We always knew they were…
Rhino:It looks like these three men are on the same page right now…
Mark:Oh no…
Rhino:They arent going to try it…
Mark:Seth Rollins and Triple H are holding up Big Show…
Rhino:They cant get him up can they?
Mark:Here it comes… TRIPLE POWERBOMB OUT Of THE RING!
Rhino:Holy Shit!
Pa Announcer:Big Show Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Triple H played the part of CM Punk for the Triple Powerbomb and they were able to eliminate the Big Show…
Mark:Impressive strength shown by Roman Reigns right there…
Rhino:It was really impressive…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
Rhino:Who is it going to be now?
(“Man in the Box” plays as Tommy Dreamer enters the arena…)
Mark:Its the Innovator of Violence!
Rhino:Tommy Dreamer is headed right in to the ring…
Mark:Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins just jumped Tommy Dreamer as he entered the ring…
Rhino:They arent even going to let him gain some momentum at all…
Mark:Meanwhile Triple H just grabbed Justin Credible from behind and tossed him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Justin Credible Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:So long Justin Credible…
Mark:That was a good effort by Justin Credible tonight…
Rhino:Yes it was…
Mark:Damien Sandario is now trying to get Triple H out of the ring…
Rhino:Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns are attempting to get Tommy Dreamer out of the ring…
Mark:Tommy Dreamer just bit the forehead of Roman Reigns…
Rhino:Thats one way to stay alive…
Mark:Seth Rollins didnt like seeing that and he just kicked Tommy Dreamer right in the side of the head…
Rhino:That was hard shot right there…
Mark:Tommy Dreamer is now slow to get back up on to his feet after that kick…
Rhino:Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns have him surrounded…
Mark:What are they going to do to him here?
Rhino:Roman Reigns has him tied up…
Mark:Seth Rollins is just laying in right hands to Tommy Dreamer…
Rhino:Tommy Dreamer is defenseless at this point…
Mark:They are now dragging him by the head towards the ropes…
Rhino:This should be the end of Tommy Dreamer…
Mark:Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns toss Tommy Dreamer out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Tommy Dreamer Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:See ya next year Tommy…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
(“Voices” plays as Randy Orton enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Randy Orton!
Mark:St. Louis’ own Randy Orton…
Rhino:The Viper!
Mark:Randy Orton is coming in to the ring and he nails Seth Rollins with a clothesline…
Rhino:That was a nice clothesline…
Mark:Big uppercut to Roman Reigns knocked him back in to the corner…
Rhino:Damien Sandario is going after Randy Orton…
Mark:RKO!
Rhino:Damien Sandario is out cold after that RKO…
Mark:From behind Triple H nails Randy Orton with a clothesline…
Rhino:That should slow down his momentum right there…
Mark:Triple H is beating down on Randy Orton with clubbing blows right to the back…
Rhino:He is just hammering him with hard shots…
Mark:Triple H picks up Randy Orton… Jawbreaker! By Randy Orton!
Rhino:That will stop Triple H’s attack…
Mark:Randy Orton whips Triple H in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:The Viper is still firing…
Mark:Seth Rollins comes charging in at Randy Orton… Powerslam to Seth Rollins!
Rhino:Randy Orton is in complete control of this match up right now…
Mark:SPEAR!
Rhino:Roman Reigns just blindsided him with that Spear…
Mark:Randy Orton was starting to really feel it and then he ate the spear from Roman Reigns…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is now trying to get Randy Orton back up on to his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton was out after that Spear…
Rhino:Roman Reigns has him up…
Mark:Roman Reigns tosses Randy Orton out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Randy Orton Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:The St. Louis crowd isnt happy about that elimination…
Mark:No they arent… As the hometown hero was taken out of this match up…
Rhino:Roman Reigns just laughs at the crowds reaction…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
(“Cant Touch This” plays as Ned Tesseract enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its the other half of Camera Chaos…
Mark:Ned Tesseract just look right at Roman Reigns and im not sure Ned is happy with his life decisions right now…
Rhino:I dont think he wants to get in the ring with Roman Reigns right now…
Mark:Ned Tesseract is slowly trying to get in the ring…
Rhino:He just hopped on the apron and then quickly hopped off…
Mark:Seth Rollins just slid out of the ring…
Rhino:Ned Tesseract doesnt see Seth Rollins…
Mark:Ned Tesseract just turned around walked right in to Seth Rollins…
Rhino:Seth Rollins just tossed Ned Tesseract in to the ring…
Rhino:Ned Tesseract is screwed right now…
Mark:He just backed up in to Roman Reigns…
Rhino:This is not going to be good for Ned Tesseract…
Mark:Roman Reigns whips Ned Tesseract in to the ropes… SUPERMAN PUNCH!
Rhino:Well that had to knock him out…
Mark:Roman Reigns is trying to scrape him up off the canvas…
Rhino:So long Ned Tesseract…
Mark:Roman Reigns tosses Ned Tesseract out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Ned Tesseract Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Triple H has Damien Sandario on the ropes…
Mark:He is close to getting Damien Sandario out of the ring…
Rhino:Damien Sandario is trying to hold on…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
(“Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy” plays as Godfather enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its time to get a board the HOOOOOOOOOOOO TRAIN!
Mark:Its The Godfather!
Rhino:All Aboard!
Mark:The Godfather comes right in to the ring and starts hammering Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns with right hands…
Rhino:He is just laying them in…
Mark:The Godfather nails Roman Reigns with a clothesline…
Rhino:Seth Rollins has staggered up in the corner…
Mark:The Godfather charges in at Seth Rollins… HO TRAIN!
Rhino:Seth Rollins is dazed…
Mark:The Godfather is all fired up…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Godfather is trying to get Roman Reigns up on his shoulders…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:PIMP DROP! NO!
Rhino:Roman Reigns escapes out of it…
Mark:Roman Reigns shoves Godfather off in to the ropes… SPEAR!
Rhino:He just speared the hell out of The Godfather…
Mark:Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns are now pulling him up off the mat…
Rhino:I think this is the end of the Ho Train…
Mark:Rollins and Reigns dump The Godfather out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:The Godfather Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:The Godfather had a little bit of a run but the numbers of The Shield caught up to him…
Mark:If anyone is going to have a chance to win this match up you are going to have to get The Shield split up…
Rhino:This is very true and I dont know if anyone is going to be able to…
Mark:Triple H just tossed Damien Sandario out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Damien Sandario Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Damien Sandario has a nice run in this match up as he hung around for a while…
Mark:You now have The Shield and Triple H left alone in the ring…
Rhino:Will this alliance stay in tact?
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
(“Medal” plays as Kurt Angle enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its the Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle…
Mark:Kurt Angle is heading to the ring and he is just laying in shots to Roman Reigns with right hands…
Rhino:Look at him good…
Mark:Kurt Angle nails him with a big right hand knocking him off of his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Triple H…
Mark:Over the head Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Hell of a suplex right there…
Mark:Seth Rollins is coming charging in at Kurt Angle… Kurt Angle slips behind him… German Suplex!
Rhino:Kurt Angle is just throwing suplexs left and right…
Mark:Triple H comes charging in again… Angle Slam!
Rhino:Kurt Angle is completely on fire…
Mark:Roman Reigns is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Kurt Angle is setting him up for the Angle Slam…
Mark:Here it comes…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is up…
Mark:ANGLE SLAM! NO!
Rhino:Seth Rollins attacks…
Mark:Its now a two on one beat down on Kurt Angle by The Shield…
Rhino:They are just beating him down…
Mark:Kurt Angle needs some help right now if he is going to survive in this match up…
Rhino:Roman Reigns just drove Kurt Angle right in to the corner…
Mark:They are trying to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:Kurt Angle is trying to hang on to the ropes…
Mark:Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins are trying to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:Kurt Angle is almost out of the ring…
Mark:He is trying to hang on…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
(“Retaliation” plays as Dean Ambrose enters the arena…)
Rhino:Ambrose!
Mark:The Lunatic Fringe is out!
Rhino:He is out to save Kurt Angle for the moment…
Mark:Dean Ambrose is opening up on Seth Rollins with right hands…
Rhino:He is just taking it right to Seth Rollins…
Mark:Dean Ambrose whips Seth Rollins in to the ropes… Big Clothesline!
Rhino:Roman Reigns just dumped Kurt Angle out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Kurt Angle Has Been Eliminated!
Mark:Dean Ambrose is about to get his hands right on Roman Reigns…
Rhino:Here is a showdown right here…
Mark:Dean Ambrose goes for Roman Reigns and Triple H just jumped Dean Ambrose from the side…
Rhino:Thats a blindside attack right there…
Mark:Triple H is just putting the boots to Dean Ambrose…
Rhino:Seth Rollins and Triple H are both putting the boots to Dean Ambrose…
Mark:This is just a mugging of Dean Ambrose…
Rhino:And you can see that they are enjoying this…
Mark:Triple H is now pulling Dean Ambrose up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H wants to just take it right to Dean Ambrose…
Mark:Triple H is just nailing Dean Ambrose with straight right hands…
Rhino:He is really just opening up on him…
Mark:Triple H whips Dean Ambrose in to the ropes… SPINEBUSTER! NO! DDT!
Rhino:Hell of a counter right there by Dean Ambrose…
Mark:Roman Reigns is pulling Dean Ambrose up by his hair right now and is tossing him in to the corner…
Rhino:Bad spot for Dean Ambrose to be in right now…
Mark:Roman Reigns charges in at Dean Ambrose… Dean Ambrose gets his feet up…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is dazed…
Mark:Big Clothesline out of the corner by Dean Ambrose taking Roman Reigns off of his feet…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
(“Enter Sandman” plays as Sandman enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its The Sandman!
Mark:The Sandman has arrived…
Rhino:Well he will be arriving…
Mark:Its probably going to take him a couple of minutes to get through the crowd and finish his beer…
Rhino:Yes it will…
Mark:Meanwhile as The Sandman makes his way to the ring…Dean Ambrose is fighting with Seth Rollins… Dean Ambrose tosses Seth Rollins over the top rope…
Rhino:Seth Rollins just landed on the ring apron…
Mark:He just saved himself there…
Rhino:He really did…
Mark:Dean Ambrose turns around… Springboard Clothesline! By Seth Rollins…
Rhino:Nice move there by Seth Rollins…
Mark:Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns are throwing Dean Ambrose in to the corner…
Rhino:They are trying to get rid of the Lunatic…
Mark:Dean Ambrose has his arms really wrapped in the ropes right now…
Rhino:He is trying to stay in this match up…
Mark:Triple H has made his way up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Sandman has made it in to the ring…
Mark:Triple H just got hit in the midsection with the singapore cane!
Rhino:Sandman isnt done…
Mark:One more shot across the back of Triple H by the Sandman with the singapore cane…
Rhino:Triple H is hurting…
Mark:Sandman just hit Seth Rollins with the cane as well…
Rhino:The Sandman is coming to help Dean Ambrose…
Mark:Sandman now swings the cane at Roman Reigns…
Rhino:Roman Reigns blocked the cane…
Mark:Roman Reigns grabs a hold of the singapore cane and now breaks it in half…
Rhino:Sandman wont be swinging that cane anymore…
Mark:The Sandman just opened up a beer and spit it in the face of Roman Reigns…
Rhino:Roman Reigns didnt like that…
Mark:Seth Rollins just kneed The Sandman right in the back…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is now just putting the boots right to The Sandman…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
(“Mmmm Gorgeous” plays as Tyler Breeze enters the arena…)
Mark:Its Tyler Breeze!
Rhino:One of the favorites to win the May-Hem rumble is entering at Number Twenty…
Mark:He got a good draw in this match up…
Rhino:Yes he did… Its not the best draw but its a lot better than what Triple H got… Though to Triple H’s credit he is still hanging in there…
Mark:Tyler Breeze goes right for Triple H and is trying to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:You gotta go after the person who is the most tired and thats Triple H since he has been in the ring since the beginning…
Mark:Dean Ambrose is trying to get Seth Rollins out of the ring…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is trying to get rid of The Sandman…
Mark:Seth Rollins has tied himself up in so many knots in the ropes…
Rhino:He is like a spider at the moment…
Mark:The Sandman is on the verge of elimination…
Rhino:This is true test of endurance this match up…
Mark:That is for sure…
Rhino:Sandman is almost out…
Mark:Roman Reigns with a headbutt and The Sandman lands on the apron…
Rhino:The Sandman is still alive…
Mark:SUPERMAN PUNCH!
Rhino:Well not anymore…
Pa Announcer:The Sandman Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Time to go back to the bar for The Sandman…
Mark:He will get back there in time for Last Call…
Rhino:He is always there for Last Call…
Mark:Roman Reigns is now helping Seth Rollins stay in the ring…
Rhino:He is hammering with shots to the back of Dean Ambrose…
Mark:Roman Reigns is trying to get Dean Ambrose out of the ring…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
(“Written in the Stars” plays as Stardust enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Stardust!
Mark:The Alter Ego of Cody Rhodes… Stardust is here and he is heading right in to the ring…
Rhino:Seth Rollins just caught him with a running dropkick…
Mark:Stardust slid in and got up on his feet and got caught right away with a dropkick…
Rhino:Seth Rollins got some nice height on that dropkick…
Mark:Lets take a look again on the Extreme Replay brought to us by CBRadioLive.com and yes you can see the height right there…
Rhino:He caught him square in the face as well…
Mark:Stardust is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He seems a little bit shaken up…
Mark:Seth Rollins is trying to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:Stardust is hanging on to the ropes…
Mark:Triple H has reversed positions with Tyler Breeze and is now trying to get Tyler Breeze out of the ring…
Rhino:You have to wonder how much more Triple H has left in the tank…
Mark:You can see that his strength isnt there as it once was earlier in this match up…
Rhino:Remember he went fifteen minutes with Finn Balor in our opening contest and he has been in the ring here over forty minutes…
Mark:At some point that is all going to catch up to him…
Rhino:It has to… Especially the longer this match up goes…
Mark:As well with the fact he this is only his second night of actual in ring competition in almost two years so at some point conditioning is going to play a huge role for Triple H…
Rhino:Im not sure if he is going to be able to survive this entire match…
Mark:If he doesnt it will make a lot of superstars in the locker room very happy…
Rhino:Oh yeah they will be…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
(“Walk” plays as Rob Van Dam enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Rob Van Dam!
Mark:The Whole Fucking Show has arrived in St. Louis…
Rhino:Listen to the ovation for the former EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:We saw his long time tag team partner Justin Credible before and now Rob Van Dam is here to probably do what he does best and thats put on a Five Star Show…
Rhino:Well he is Mr. Pay Per View…
Mark:Rob Van Dam goes right for Triple H nailing him with forearms as he backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:He is just laying in the shots…
Mark:Seth Rollins just charged at Rob Van Dam and ate a spin kick…
Rhino:That was a nice kick…
Mark:RVD charges at Triple H in the corner… Monkey Flip!
Rhino:He just sent him half way across the ring with that monkey flip…
Mark:Tyler Breeze spins RVD around and nails him with hard shots…
Rhino:Look at Tyler Breeze goes…
Mark:Tyler Breeze whips RVD in to the ropes… RVD with a reversal… Spin Kick!
Rhino:Nice kick again by RVD…
Mark:Tyler Breeze rolls towards the corner after that kick…
Rhino:Rob Van Dam is heading up on to the top rope… I dont think thats a smart place to be…
Mark:FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!
Rhino:Beautiful move… Just not sure if it was worth the risk…
Mark:Rob Van Dam is putting on a show for the fans here in St. Louis…
Rhino:Triple H is back up…
Mark:Triple H is now trying to dump RVD out of the ring…
Rhino:Rob Van Dam landed on the ring apron…
Mark:RVD with a shoulder block and gets back in to the ring…
Rhino:He saved himself right there…
Mark:Rob Van Dam has many tricks up his sleeve tonight…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
(“Huka Blues” plays as Sabu enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Sabu!
Mark:Another one of Rob Van Dam’s tag team partners…
Rhino:He is the Homicidal, Suicidal, Genocidal, Death Defying Sabu!
Mark:Sabu with steel chair in hand and throws it right at the face of Stardust…
Rhino:That stunned Stardust…
Mark:Sabu now holds the chair up… VAN DAMINATOR! To Stardust!
Rhino:We havent seen the Van Daminator in so long…
Mark:Stardust looks to be out of it…
Rhino:I would be too if I got hit like that…
Mark:Sabu is trying to Stardust out of the ring…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose just went after Seth Rollins…
Mark:He tackled him and is just laying in right hands…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is trying to pull Dean Ambrose off of Seth Rollins…
Mark:Dean Ambrose with a big right hand to Roman Reigns knocking him off of his feet…
Rhino:Rob Van Dam is now going after Roman Reigns and is trying to eliminate him…
Mark:Roman Reigns is hanging on now but is in some trouble…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose is trying to get Seth Rollins out of this match up…
Mark:Seth Rollins is once again tying himself up in the ropes…
Rhino:Its a bad spot for Seth Rollins right now…
Mark:Who is going to win this May-Hem Rumble?
Rhino:Who is next to come out?
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
(“Boom Boom” plays as Colt Cabana enters the arena…)
Rhino:Speaking of favorites… Many have been predicting that this will be the year for Colt Cabana to win this May-Hem Rumble…
Mark:Lets see if he can make those peoples predictions come true…
Rhino:He has a lot to prove and the proving needs to start now…
Mark:Colt Cabana comes right in to the ring and he dumps Sabu over the top rope…
Pa Announcer:Sabu Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:There went Sabu…
Mark:Colt Cabana is now taking it to Stardust…
Rhino:He is just laying in the shots…
Mark:Colt Cabana now grabs Stardust and tosses him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Stardust Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:That is two quick eliminations by Colt Cabana…
Mark:Colt Cabana is very fresh and he is just ready to leave his mark in this match up…
Rhino:From behind Colt Cabana just went after Dean Ambrose…
Mark:He is just clubbing him with hard shots…
Rhino:He really is just pounding away at him…
Mark:Colt Cabana tosses Dean Ambrose over the top rope…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose lands on the apron…
Mark:Dean Ambrose slides right back in underneath the bottom rope…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is now trying to go after Tyler Breeze…
Mark:Colt Cabana really doesnt care who he goes after… He is just trying to leave his mark in this match up…
Rhino:Everyone in the ring stands in his way of what he wants to accomplish and thats to win the May-Hem Rumble… So everyone is fair game…
Mark:You are right everyone is fair game…
Rhino:The only people to really be working together are Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns…
Mark:They have been getting a little bit of help from Triple H as well…
Rhino:So if I were someone who hasnt gotten in the ring yet I would want to break up that alliance as soon as possible if you are going to have a chance at winning this match up…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
(“Break Away” plays as Adam Rose enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Party Time!
Mark:The Exotic Express has arrived here in the EWA as Adam Rose enters the May-Hem Rumble…
Rhino:Colt Cabana goes right after him…
Mark:Colt Cabana and Adam Rose are trading right hands back and forth at the moment…
Rhino:They are really going at it…
Mark:Adam Rose kicks Colt Cabana in the midsection and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Adam Rose charges at Colt Cabana… Colt Cabana catches him… Atomic Drop!
Rhino:His rose buds must be hurting after that Atomic Drop…
Mark:Colt Cabana now with right hands before grabbing him by the hair and tossing him out of the ring…
Rhino:Well the party is over… Just as quickly as it started…
Mark:Maybe next time for Adam Rose…
Rhino:Tonight just wasnt his night…
Mark:We have five more people still to come in to this match up…
Rhino:We do know that Finn Balor is coming in at Number Thirty… But beyond that we have no idea who is coming in when and who is still to come…
Mark:The only name that I have left on my list was Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:Thats right…
Mark:Everyone is going to be a complete surprise…
Rhino:We have seen a lot of surprises and familiar faces tonight so far…
Mark:Which makes you really wonder Rhino who is still to come tonight…
Rhino:Triple H brought up Shawn Michaels name leading up to the match up… Do we think he is going to be in this match up?
Mark:I havent heard anything if he was in the area… So I would assume no… But you never know…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:Dean Ambrose almost got Seth Rollins out of the ring but he was able to hang on…
Rhino:It sounds like we are going to find out who is next…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
(“Feedback” plays as Mr. Anderson enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its MISSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEERRRRR ANNNNNNDDDEEERRRSSOOOONNN!
Mark:Did you enjoy saying it like that?
Rhino:ANDERSOOOONNNN!
Mark:Are you done now?
Rhino:Yes…
Mark:Mr. Anderson hits the ring and he goes right for Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to hang on…
Mark:He is trying to wrap his arms around the ropes to keep himself in this match up…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is trying to get Rob Van Dam out of this match up…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is hanging on with Roman Reigns…
Rhino:This is a true battle of who is going to be able to hang on the longest right now…
Mark:There is a lot at stake in this match up as the winner gets a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at any time they choose…
Rhino:Which is a very big deal…
Mark:Basically you can call the shots and dictate the EWA World Heavyweight Championship title picture…
Rhino:Which is a big thing in this company as everyone wants control of their destiny…
Mark:Winning this match up you can truly control your destiny…
Rhino:Which is why everyone is trying so hard to keep themselves in this match up…
Mark:Colt Cabana just knocked Rob Van Dam off the apron…
Pa Announcer:Rob Van Dam Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:It was fun while it lasted for Rob Van Dam…
Mark:Thats a third elimination for Colt Cabana in this match up…
Rhino:He has come in and changed the course of this match up since he has entered…
Mark:Yes he has and you heard him the entire time leading up to this match up that he was looking to make his mark and prove that this is his time to shine and right now he is showing it a little bit…
Rhino:He needs to keep it up…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
(“What Does Everybody Want” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Al Snow!
Mark:Former EWA World Heavyweight Champion Al Snow has entered this match up at number twenty seven…
Rhino:Al Snow has good of chance as any at coming in and winning this match up…
Mark:Colt Cabana and Al Snow are going back and forth right now with right hands…
Rhino:They are just throwing shots back and forth…
Mark:Look at them go… Al Snow locks the arms of Colt Cabana… Headbutts!
Rhino:Headbutt City!
Mark:He is just laying in the headbutts to Colt Cabana…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is dazed…
Mark:Al Snow scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is hanging on right now…
Mark:Triple H almost has him out of the ring…
Rhino:You can see that if this was earlier in this match up I think Triple H could have gotten him out of the ring… But Triple H has been worn down and he doesnt have the energy to get him out of the ring in one shot…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is able to get his feet grounded again…
Rhino:As this match continues on conditioning is key and I think Triple H is holding up well for the most part even if he doesnt have the strength he once did to start…
Mark:Al Snow attempts to dump Colt Cabana out of the ring…
Rhino:Colt Cabana just slid off the shoulder of Al Snow…
Mark:Colt Cabana is looking to eliminate Al Snow right here…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose has Seth Rollins up in the air…
Mark:Seth Rollins could be eliminated from this match up…
Rhino:Here is Roman Reigns to make the save…
Mark:He just saved his partner right there…
Rhino:That was a close call for Seth Rollins…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
(“Next Big Thing” plays as Brock Lesnar enters the arena…)
Rhino:Well… Here comes the Pain!
Mark:The Beast is unleashed as it Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:The complexion of this match up has completely changed right now…
Mark:Tyler Breeze goes after Brock Lesnar… Brock Lesnar slides behind Tyler Breeze… German Suplex!
Rhino:Here comes Mr. Anderson…
Mark:German Suplex!
Rhino:Look at him go…
Mark:Colt Cabana eats a Belly to Belly Suplex from Brock Lesnar!
Rhino:Its Suplex City here at the May-Hem Rumble!
Mark:Seth Rollins charges at Brock Lesnar… Over the head Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Look at Brock Lesnar go…
Mark:Dean Ambrose charges… German Suplex!
Rhino:He is laying everyone out with suplexs right now…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is back up on to his feet… Brock Lesnar grabs a hold of him… Belly to Belly Suplex OVER the top rope!
Pa Announcer:Mr. Anderson Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:See you Mr. Anderson…
Mark:Al Snow is back up as well.. Brock Lesnar lifts him up and he tosses Al Snow out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Al Snow Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Two quick eliminations for Brock Lesnar…
Mark:Triple H is now face to face with Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:Now here is a showdown people have been waiting to see…
Mark:The Beast vs The Game… Triple H goes for a right hand… Brock Lesnar blocks and just opens up on Triple H…
Rhino:He is just punching him with straight right hands…
Mark:Brock Lesnar goes behind Triple H… German Release Suplex!
Rhino:Triple H has been dropped right on the back of his head with that suplex…
Mark:Triple H is now curled up in the corner…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is trying to get rid of Dean Ambrose…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He is trying to back away from Brock Lesnar…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
(“Here to Show The World” plays as Dolph Ziggler enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Dolph Ziggler!
Mark:The Showoff is here and he is going right for Brock Lesnar… As Dolph Ziggler jumps right on Brock Lesnar and is connecting with right hands…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar just threw him off…
Mark:Dolph Ziggler jumps back on him and connects with more right hands…
Rhino:Dolph Ziggler gets thrown off again…
Mark:Dolph Ziggler charges at Brock Lesnar… This time Brock Lesnar catches him…
Rhino:Bad spot for Dolph Ziggler…
Mark:Fall away slam! As Brock Lesnar just sent Dolph Ziggler over the top rope and to the floor goes Dolph Ziggler…
Pa Announcer:Dolph Ziggler Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Thats what happens when you deal with the Beast… You get destroyed…
Mark:And thats what has just happened to Dolph Ziggler…
Rhino:He got destroyed by Brock Lesnar…
Mark:There is only one man left to come in this match up…
Rhino:And that would be Finn Balor…
Mark:Will Finn Balor be able to control the beast? Right now Colt Cabana just came from behind and is trying to dump Brock Lesnar out of the ring…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is keeping his feet grounded…
Mark:Which is you are going to win thats what needs to happen…
Rhino:If Colt Cabana is going to make his name in this match up he needs to get rid of Brock Lesnar…
Mark:So many people have been hanging on in this match up… They all want a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Only one man can win this match up…
Mark:Will it be Finn Balor? Lets find out…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
(“Catch Your Breath” plays as Finn Balor enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here he comes…
Mark:The Demon inside Finn Balor is about to be unleashed…
Rhino:He went toe to toe with Triple H earlier tonight to earn this position in this match…
Mark:Finn Balor goes right for Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:He is just nailing him with shots…
Mark:Finn Balor whips him in to the ropes… SLINGBLADE!
Rhino:Hell of a move right there…
Mark:Finn Balor lifts up Tyler Breeze and tosses him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Tyler Breeze Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:So long Tyler Breeze…
Mark:Finn Balor and Seth Rollins are now face to face…
Rhino:This is a hell of a match up…
Mark:Finn Balor with a few shots and whips him in to the ropes… Seth Rollins with the reversal… Seth Rollins ducks his head and Finn Balor kicks him right in the head and now kicks right to the midsection of Seth Rollins…
Rhino:He is lethal with those kicks…
Mark:Big roundhouse kick right to the head of Seth Rollins…
Rhino:That could have been a knockout blow right there…
Mark:Triple H spins Finn Balor around… PELE!
Rhino:Hell of a kick there…
Mark:Brock Lesnar just dumped Colt Cabana out of the ring…
Rhino:Colt Cabana landed on the apron…
Mark:Colt Cabana just rolled back in to the ring…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is face to face with Finn Balor…
Mark:Finn Balor charges… Brock Lesnar catches him… Belly to Belly Suplex! No! Finn Balor landed on his feet…
Rhino:How did he do that?
Mark:Finn Balor with a few kicks to Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:He is laying in those kicks…
Mark:Dropkick!
Rhino:That staggered Brock Lesnar…
Mark:Another dropkick…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is still staggered…
Mark:A Third Dropkick…
Rhino:Triple H just pulled down the rope…
Mark:Brock Lesnar just went over the top rope thanks to a Finn Balor dropkick and Triple H pulling down the ropes…
Pa Announcer:Brock Lesnar Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:The unexpected teamwork just eliminated Brock Lesnar…
Mark:Seth Rollins is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Dean Ambrose…
Mark:Dean Ambrose charges at Seth Rollins and he dumps Seth Rollins out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Seth Rollins Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Seth Rollins has finally been eliminated from this match up after coming in at number eleven…
Mark:Roman Reigns is mad… Roman Reigns charges… Dean Ambrose ducks and pulls down the ropes and Roman Reigns has been Eliminated as well!
Pa Announcer:Roman Reigns Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:The Shield is finally gone…
Mark:Dean Ambrose is happy that he finally got rid of The Shield from this match up…
Rhino:Roman Reigns isnt happy as he is trying to get back in to the ring…
Mark:Officials are pulling him back…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:From behind Triple H just dumped Dean Ambrose out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Dean Ambrose Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:The distraction there just allowed Triple H to get rid of Dean Ambrose…
Mark:We are now down to the final three men…
Rhino:Colt Cabana and Finn Balor are going at it right now…
Mark:Colt Cabana gets Finn Balor up on his shoulders… Finn Balor escapes… PELE!
Rhino:Colt Cabana is dazed…
Mark:Finn Balor charges at Colt Cabana… Colt Cabana ducks and back drops Finn Balor…
Rhino:Finn Balor lands on the apron…
Mark:Colt Cabana thinks he has him gone… Finn Balor with a springboard dropkick!
Rhino:Colt Cabana turned right around in to that dropkick…
Mark:Colt Cabana is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Finn Balor…
Mark:Triple H just intercepted Finn Balor and tosses him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Finn Balor Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:He used Finn Balor’s own momentum to eliminate him…
Mark:We are down to the final two…
Rhino:Watch out for Colt Cabana…
Mark:Colt Cabana grabs Triple H by the tights and tosses him out of the ring…
Rhino:Colt Cabana believes he has done it…
Mark:Triple H is hanging on…
Rhino:How is he still hanging on…
Mark:Triple H just rolled back in to the ring…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is now putting the boots to Triple H…
Mark:Colt Cabana is now picking up Triple H… Powerbomb!
Rhino:That has to be it for Triple H… He has to be completely worn out…
Mark:Colt Cabana now scoops up Triple H…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is about to win the May-Hem Rumble…
Mark:Colt Cabana runs with Triple H… Triple H slides off the shoulder of Colt Cabana and he dumps Colt Cabana out of the ring… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:Triple H has done it…
Mark:Triple H has won the May-Hem rumble…
Rhino:He went from start to finish and has won the May-Hem Rumble…
Mark:What a moment for the career of Triple H… He has finally won the May-Hem Rumble…
Rhino:He is now back in the hunt for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:If I were Lone Jobber… I would be looking out… But for now… Triple H Has Won the May-Hem Rumble… What a Night of May-Hem! Good Night Everyone!
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