Halloween Hellraiser 2015

Mark:We are live here in Houston Texas! This is Halloween Hellraiser… Dressed as your scary announcers are myself and Rhino…

Rhino:What, you dont like my Donald Trump?

Mark:You were trying to be Donald Trump?

Rhino:Yes, you don’t see it?

Mark:Not really… Donald’s suits don’t usually have food stains on them…

Rhino:Okay how about this… You’re Fired!

Mark:Doesn’t work…

Rhino:Fine… Then I will be Mark Madden…

Mark:I dont think that works either…

Rhino:Well then im screwed… Do I at least get some candy?

Mark:At the end of the night you can get some candy…

Rhino:Awesome!

Mark:Speaking of awesome… Hanging above the ring tonight is the structure known as the Hell in a Cell and tonight two men will enter and only one man will leave as EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Rhino:Oh I can not wait for this…

Mark:Tonight it will be Subway battling Triple H for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship inside Hell in a Cell and Subway wants to prove tonight that he is better than Triple H and that he deserves to be the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Rhino:Subway is coming in as focused as ever and has no plans on leaving this building tonight without the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

Mark:Triple H though plans on crushing those dreams of Subway…

Rhino:That he does… Triple H doesnt want to give up the championship without a fight and tonight The Game plans on bringing that fight…

Mark:Speaking of bringing the fight… It will be Lone Jobber defending the EWA Tag Team Championships against Finn Balor and Alan Matthews… The Bullet Club…

Rhino:Is Lone Jobber going at it alone or does he actually have a partner?

Mark:We will see when the match takes place… One person who wont be competing is Colt Cabana…

Rhino:Did he take his ball and go home?

Mark:Colt Cabana took his ball and went home apparently so the dozen of you who were excited for Colt Cabana… Well… Sorry… What are you doing?

Rhino:I am selling my Colt Cabana action figure on Ebay…

Mark:I didnt know he had an action figure…

Rhino:This is custom… I made it… I think I can get two dollars for it on Ebay…

Mark:I think thats pretty high… Anyway… Its Halloween and lets have some fun as we get set for our opening contest here tonight at Hellraiser…

Skulls & Bones Match
Troy Joseph vs Tyler Breeze

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall and is the Skulls and Bones Match…Introducing first…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds…TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!

(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…Now residing in his Seasonal residence in Santorini, Greece… Weighing in at 195 Pounds… TYLER BREEZE!

(“#MmmmGorgeous” plays as Tyler Breeze enters the arena…)

Mark:As you can see we have a bunch of skulls and bones places around ringside and they are the only weapons that are legal in this type of match up…

Rhino:Which should make things interesting to see which weapon each man chooses to use in this match…

Mark:Tyler Breeze goes to slap Troy Joseph right across the face… Troy Joseph blocks the slap and now slaps Tyler Breeze right across the face…

Rhino:Tyler wasnt happy with that slap…

Mark:Troy Joseph now with straight right hands sending Tyler Breeze back in to the ropes… Troy Joseph whips him in to the far side… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Tyler Breeze goes flying in to the air…

Mark:Tyler Breeze staggers back up on to his feet… Troy Joseph charges and clotheslines him over the top rope and to the floor goes Tyler Breeze…

Rhino:Tyler Breeze needs a breather…

Mark:He isnt going to get one as Troy Joseph dives through the ropes and knocks Tyler Breeze back in to the steel guardrail…

Rhino:Troy Joseph took a chance and it paid off right there…

Mark:Troy Joseph now tosses Tyler Breeze back in to the ring…

Rhino:Troy Joseph also tossed a bucket of skulls and bones in to the ring as well…

Mark:Rampage has now made his way to the top rope…

Rhino:Tyler Breeze is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Flying Crossbody! Cover 1……………2………….. Kickout by Tyler Breeze…

Rhino:Tyler Breeze is now slow to get up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph is waiting for him and he slams him right down back in to the mat…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is now looking through the bucket of skulls and bones…

Mark:Troy Joseph just picked up what looks like to be an arm…

Rhino:Tyler Breeze gets to his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph runs Tyler Breeze over with a clothesline using the arm bone…

Rhino:That was unique…

Mark:Tyler Breeze gets back up and get knocked down again with another clothesline from the arm bone…

Rhino:Tyler Breeze is slower this time getting to his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph charges and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker… Troy Joseph goes for the cover 1…………….2…………. Kickout again by Tyler Breeze…

Rhino:Right now Rampage is having his way with Prince Pretty…

Mark:Prince Pretty Tyler Breeze is trying to get back up on to his feet in the corner…

Rhino:Troy Joseph has a skull…

Mark:Troy Joseph just smacked Tyler Breeze right in the head with that skull…

Rhino:Tyler Breeze is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:DDT!

Rhino:He planted him right there…

Mark:Troy Joseph with another cover 1……………..2…………3…No! Tyler Breeze gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:That was a close nearfall…

Mark:Troy Joseph is now heading back up on to the top rope…

Rhino:Troy Joseph has Prince Pretty down and is now looking to put him away…

Mark:Troy Joseph is going to fly… Senton Bomb! NO!

Rhino:Tyler Breeze got his knees up…

Mark:That was the counter Tyler Breeze needed in this match up…

Rhino:I would agree with you there…

Mark:Troy Joseph staggers back up on to his feet… Tyler Breeze kicks him right in the midsection… Tyler Breeze hooks him up… Brainbuster!

Rhino:He just dropped Troy Joseph right on his head…

Mark:Tyler Breeze covers Troy Joseph 1…………2…………Kickout by Troy Joseph…

Rhino:Tyler Breeze just picked up another arm bone…

Mark:This one has a hand attached to it and Tyler Breeze just slapped him in the face with it…

Rhino:He isnt stopping…

Mark:Repeated slaps by Tyler Breeze using the arm bone and hand…

Rhino:Thats a nice use of a weapon…

Mark:Tyler Breeze is now digging in the bucket…

Rhino:He just pulled out a leg…

Mark:Tyler Breeze drives the leg bone right in to the midsection of Troy Joseph…

Rhino:We are seeing some real fire and intensity coming from Prince Pretty right now…

Mark:Troy Joseph is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet… Tyler Breeze grabs a hold of him… Suplex right on to the top rope…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is hanging there…

Mark:Tyler Breeze breaks the leg bone across the back of Troy Joseph as Troy Joseph falls back hard in to the ring…

Rhino:Watch out for flying bones…

Mark:Tyler Breeze covers Troy Joseph 1……………….2………..3….NO!

Rhino:Troy Joseph was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Tyler Breeze is now waiting for Troy Joseph to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:He has him in position right now…

Mark:Troy Joseph staggers to his feet…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:SUPERMODEL KICK! NO!

Rhino:Troy Joseph ducked underneath…

Mark:Tyler Breeze turns around… Stunner!

Rhino:Rampage hit the stunner…

Mark:Troy Joseph falls on top of Tyler Breeze for the cover 1…………….2…………..3……..NO!

Rhino:So very close right there…

Mark:Troy Joseph thought he had him after that stunner…

Rhino:Tyler Breeze is trying to use the ropes right now to get back up on to his feet as he is still abit stunned from that stunner…

Mark:Troy Joseph is now setting up Tyler Breeze… SITDOWN POWERBOMB!

Rhino:Thats gotta be it right there…

Mark:Troy Joseph with the cover 1…………….2…………3………NO!

Rhino:So very close again by Troy Joseph…

Mark:He tried to put him away back at Tuesday Night Carnage and is now trying to do the same here at Halloween Hellraiser…

Rhino:Tyler Breeze a former EWA World Heavyweight Champion doesnt go down without a fight…

Mark:Tyler Breeze is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Rampage is looking to finish him off…

Mark:RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! NO!

Rhino:Tyler Breeze moved out of the way…

Mark:School Boy! With the tights! 1……………..2…………3…………. ITS OVER!

Rhino:No its not!

Mark:You are right… Its not over as the referee is waving it off as he saw at the last second Tyler Breeze holding the tights…

Rhino:Tyler Breeze is getting furious with the referee right now…

Mark:The referee is explaining to him that he had the tights and he can’t win like that…

Rhino:Tyler Breeze just shoved the referee…

Mark:The referee shoves Tyler Breeze back… SCHOOL BOY! 1…………….2…………….3……… NO!

Rhino:Tyler Breeze kicked out…

Mark:Tyler Breeze gets back up on to his feet… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!

Rhino:Troy Joseph hit it…

Mark:Troy Joseph isn’t moving either…

Rhino:What the hell happened…

Mark:We are being told we have an Extreme Replay brought to us by CBRadioLive.com that will explain what happened…

Rhino:Look at Tyler Breeze’s hand…

Mark:As Troy Joseph hit him Tyler Breeze broke a skull over the head of Troy Joseph…

Rhino:Well that explains why both men are down…

Mark:Tyler Breeze is now the one crawling on top of Troy Joseph…

Rhino:Tyler Breeze is having a hard time moving…

Mark:Tyler Breeze gets his arm over Troy Joseph… Heres the cover 1……………….2………3……..NO!

Rhino:Troy Joseph got his shoulder up…

Mark:So very close right there… Both men are still having a hard time moving around…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is trying to get up…

Mark:Tyler Breeze is dazed as he is up on to his feet…

Rhino:Troy Joseph gets back up…

Mark:SUPERMODEL KICK! NO!

Rhino:Troy Joseph caught the kick…

Mark:Troy Joseph spins him around… Clothesline! No!

Rhino:Tyler Breeze ducks…

Mark:BEAUTY SHOT!

Rhino:Tyler Breeze hit it…

Mark:Tyler Breeze with the cover 1……………2…………3…….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TYLER BREEZE!

Rhino:Some how and some way Tyler Breeze pulled this one out…

Mark:Troy Joseph put up a fight but Tyler Breeze pulled out the victory in the end…

Rhino:Good showing by both men…

Mark:It will be a fight to the end tonight as we get set now for the Buried Alive Match between Bray Wyatt and Dean Ambrose…

Buried Alive Match
Bray Wyatt vs Dean Ambrose

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the BURIED ALIVE MATCH! Introducing first…From Cincinnati, Ohio… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… DEAN AMBROSE!

(“Retaliation” plays as Dean Ambrose enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…

(Wyatt Screech)

Bray Wyatt:Houston… WE’RE HERE!

(“Broken Out of Love” plays in the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Accompanied to the ring by Luke Harper and Erick Rowan… Weighing in at 285 Pounds… BRAY WYATT!

(Lights Turn On)

Mark:Dean Ambrose is being surrounded by the Wyatt Family just like he was at Glory…

Rhino:I dont think Dean Ambrose is surprised that Bray Wyatt didnt come out here alone…

Mark:It isnt what the Wyatt Family does…

Rhino:There is nothing that the referee can do about it either…

Mark:Dean Ambrose goes right after Bray Wyatt standing on the ring apron…

Rhino:Here comes Harper and Rowan…

Mark:Dean Ambrose is fighting all three men off…

Rhino:He is doing his best to at least…

Mark:Dropkick to Luke Harper knocking him right in to Erick Rowan…

Rhino:Dean Ambrose is bailing out of the ring…

Mark:He is grabbing a steel chair…

Rhino:Dean Ambrose is coming in to the ring and is ready for the fight…

Mark:Steel Chair shot to Luke Harper…

Rhino:And another one…

Mark:Erick Rowan comes charging in and gets nailed with a steel chair shot of his own…

Rhino:One more for good measure…

Mark:Bray Wyatt goes in for the attack but backs away as Dean Ambrose turned around with the steel chair…

Rhino:Bray Wyatt is backing out of the ring…

Mark:Dean Ambrose is coming after him with the steel chair…

Rhino:Bray Wyatt is pleading with him on the ramp way right now…

Mark:Dean Ambrose nails Bray Wyatt in the midsection with the steel chair… One more shot right across the back…

Rhino:Dean Ambrose is enjoying this…

Mark:Bray Wyatt is trying to crawl up the ramp right now…

Rhino:Dean Ambrose is telling him he can run but he can’t hide…

Mark:Dean Ambrose swings the chair but Bray Wyatt moves out of the way…

Rhino:Dean Ambrose is laughing right now…

Mark:Dean Ambrose has struck some fear in to the mind of Bray Wyatt right now…

Rhino:Dean Ambrose is lining up Bray Wyatt again…

Mark:Look Out!

Rhino:Luke Harper just attacked Dean Ambrose from behind…

Mark:Here is Erick Rowan… Its now a two on one attack right now on Dean Ambrose…

Rhino:They are just stomping away right at Dean Ambrose…

Mark:Bray Wyatt is now instructing his family…

Rhino:He is telling them to drive him in to the steel…

Mark:Double Chokeslam! No! DOUBLE DDT! By Dean Ambrose…

Rhino:Bray Wyatt can not believe what is happening right now…

Mark:Bray Wyatt comes charging at Dean Ambrose… Dean Ambrose ducks the clothesline… Swinging Neckbreaker!

Rhino:Dean Ambrose is on fire right now…

Mark:Dean Ambrose is setting up Bray Wyatt… DIRTY DEEDS!

Rhino:Bray Wyatt is down…

Mark:Dean Ambrose is now dragging Bray Wyatt away from his family and over to the grave site…

Rhino:Dean Ambrose is going to bury Bray Wyatt alive right now…

Mark:Dean Ambrose just threw him up the hill…

Rhino:Dean Ambrose is finally going to put this whole thing with the Wyatt Family behind him…

Mark:Bray Wyatt is really not moving at the moment…

Rhino:Dean Ambrose is up the hill with Bray Wyatt…

Mark:Dean Ambrose just told Bray Wyatt to see him in hell and Dean Ambrose tosses Bray Wyatt in to the grave..

Rhino:Now all he has to do is bury him alive…

Mark:Dean Ambrose is grabbing the shovel…

Rhino:Bury him Dean… Bury him…

Mark:The dirt is starting to… LOOK OUT!

Rhino:Luke Harper!

Mark:Big clothesline from behind by Luke Harper…

Rhino:Erick Rowan is pulling Bray Wyatt out of the grave…

Mark:Erick Rowan is helping up Bray Wyatt as Luke Harper is putting the boots to Dean Ambrose…

Rhino:Bray Wyatt seems to have regained his composure…

Mark:Bray Wyatt is now having Harper and Rowan hold up Dean Ambrose…

Rhino:Bray Wyatt is trash talking Dean Ambrose…

Mark:Dean Ambrose just spit in the face of Bray Wyatt…

Rhino:That just pissed Bray Wyatt off…

Mark:SISTER ABIGAIL!

Rhino:He just drove him right in to the hard grave site…

Mark:Dean Ambrose is being dumped in to the grave right now…

Rhino:All three men are now dumping dirt on Dean Ambrose…

Mark:Dean Ambrose is being buried alive by the Wyatt Family…

Rhino:The referee needs to stop it…

Mark;Dean Ambrose has been Buried Alive! The referee calls for the bell!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BRAY WYATT!

Rhino:The Wyatt Family just won this match… Not Bray Wyatt…

Mark:It was a whole family effort that took out Dean Ambrose tonight…

Rhino:The Wyatt Family are real proud of themselves right now…

Mark:They got what they wanted done tonight…

(Wyatt Screech)

Rhino:And now they are gone…

Mark:As officials try to get Dean Ambrose out of the grave… Our Next Pay Per View is November 2 Dismember at the end of November… We hope to see you there… As we now get set for the EWA Tag Team Championship Match…

EWA Tag Team Championship Trick Ladder Match
Lone Jobber (c) vs Finn Balor & Alan Matthews

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the TRICK LADDER MATCH and is for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… Representing the Bullet Club… The team of FINN BALOR and ALAN MATTHEWS!

(“Last Chance Saloon” plays as Finn Balor and Alan Matthews enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From The Slaughter House… And now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta,Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions…LONE JOBBER!

(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Rhino:The question now remains who is his partner going to be?

Mark:I have no idea…

Rhino:Whats that sound?

Mark:Its The Retro Playa!

(“Play That Funky Music” plays as The Retro Playa enters the arena…)

Rhino:But I thought…

Mark:So did I…

Rhino:I have no idea…

Mark:The Retro Playa and Lone Jobber are now squaring off with The Bullet Club’s Finn Balor and Alan Matthews…

Rhino:This should be fun even though its really strange…

Mark:I agree with you… As Lone Jobber fights with Finn Balor…

Rhino:Retro Playa and Alan Matthews are trading shots…

Mark:Retro Playa is lighting up the chest of Alan Matthews…

Rhino:Woo!

Mark:Retro Playa whips Alan Matthews in to the ropes… Alan Matthews with the reversal… Retro Playa comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Finn Balor just nailed Lone Jobber with a dropkick…

Mark:Both Retro Playa and Lone Jobber stagger up on to their feet…

Rhino:Here comes The Bullet Club…

Mark:Double Dropkick sending both Lone Jobber and Retro Playa to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Nice double team right there from the Bullet Club…

Mark:Finn Balor has a look in his eye right now…

Rhino:He has something in mind…

Mark:Finn Balor with a running start and leaps over the top rope and lands right down on both Lone Jobber and Retro Playa on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Big time dive paid off right there…

Mark:Alan Matthews is now following them all out of the ring…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is going after Lone Jobber…

Mark:Alan Matthews whips Lone Jobber right in to the steel steps…

Rhino:He just went shoulder first in to the steps…

Mark:Finn Balor with a dropkick knocking Retro Playa right back in to the steel guard rail…

Rhino:The domination is being shown right now from both Finn Balor and Alan Matthews…

Mark:They werent thrown off with the appearance of Retro Playa…

Rhino:Im not sure if either man knows who Retro Playa is… Or was… Im not even sure…

Mark:Thats a very valid point…

Rhino:Alan Matthews has the ladder…

Mark:Alan Matthews and Finn Balor with a double team as they run over Lone Jobber with the ladder…

Rhino:Retro Playa is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Bullet Club does the same exact thing to Retro Playa…

Rhino:The champions are down and out right now…

Mark:The ladder is now being tossed in to the ring…

Rhino:Finn Balor is now looking to make the climb to the EWA Tag Team Championship…

Mark:Alan Matthews is working over Lone Jobber right now with right hands…

Rhino:Finn Balor is almost near the championships…

Mark:Retro Playa comes in and shoves the ladder over and Finn Balor goes crashing in to the canvas…

Rhino:That was a big fall right there…

Mark:Retro Playa just saved the match up for his team right there…

Rhino:Finn Balor is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Retro Playa hooks him up… Atomic Drop!

Rhino:Finn Balor is staggering around…

Mark:Flying Forearm Shot!

Rhino:Retro Playa nips up!

Mark:Retro Playa is firing up right now…

Rhino:Retro Playa is now setting back up the ladder…

Mark:Finn Balor is staggering back up on to his feet in the corner…

Rhino:Alan Matthews just dropped Lone Jobber face first across the steel guard rail…

Mark:Big dropkick by Retro Playa knocking Finn Balor out of the ring…

Rhino:Retro Playa is now beginning to climb up the ladder…

Mark:There is no one in the ring to stop him right now…

Rhino:Well there wasnt…

Mark:POWERBOMB OFF THE LADDER!

Rhino:Alan Matthews got back in to the ring and stopped Retro Playa in his tracks…

Mark:Alan Matthews now just tossed Retro Playa out of the ring…

Rhino:He tossed him right over the top rope and Retro Playa hit the floor hard…

Mark:Alan Matthews is now climbing up the ladder…

Rhino:He wants to win this match up for his team…

Mark:Can Alan Matthews pull down the EWA Tag Team Championships?

Rhino:He is getting close…

Mark:Lone Jobber is back in the ring and is attacking Alan Matthews from behind…

Rhino:He is hammering with hard shots right across the back…

Mark:Lone Jobber has Alan Matthews stopped on the ladder…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now climbing up the other side of the ladder…

Mark:Alan Matthews is slowly climbing back up the other side now…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is nailing him with shots…

Mark:THE GIMMICK OFF THE LADDER!

Rhino:Holy Crap!

Mark:Both men are down right now…

Rhino:Alan Matthews took more of the fall right there…

Mark:Lets take a look at the Extreme Replay presented by CBRadioLive.com and look at the rotation Lone Jobber got right there for The Gimmick…

Rhino:It was quite impressive…

Mark:Retro Playa is back in the ring…

Rhino:Finn Balor is back in the ring as well…

Mark:Finn Balor with hard shots to Retro Playa and now whips him in to the ropes… Sling Blade!

Rhino:Retro Playa is a bit dazed as he tries to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Pele Kick!

Rhino:That knocked him right off of his feet…

Mark:Finn Balor now charges at Retro Playa… Dropkick! No! Retro Playa moved out of the way…

Rhino:Finn Balor ate nothing but turnbuckle right there…

Mark:Finn Balor is now staggering to his feet…

Rhino:Retro Playa is in position as he is tapping his foot…

Mark:SUPERKICK!

Rhino:What a kick by Retro Playa…

Mark:Since it is Retro Playa I guess that was the Main Event Kick?

Rhino:I guess that works…

Mark:Retro Playa is now trying to position the ladder… Alan Matthews just kicked the ladder over and it nailed Retro Playa in the face…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up though…

Mark:Alan Matthews was creative even though he wasnt able to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up Alan Matthews… HERTIAGE! NO! Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Nice escape there…

Mark:Retro Playa charges at Alan Matthews… MAIN EVENT KICK! NO!

Rhino:Alan Matthews ducks and dumps Retro Playa back out of the ring…

Mark:Alan Matthews now sets up Lone Jobber… DEADLY DRIVER!

Rhino:Lone Jobber is knocked out after that shot…

Mark:Alan Matthews is now looking to get the gold and bring the championships home to the Bullet Club…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is beginning his slow climb to the championships…

Mark:There is no one standing in his way right now…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is almost at the top of the ladder…

Mark:His fingertips are on the belts…

Rhino:He is so close…

Mark:Retro Playa is on the top rope and leaps and knocks Alan Matthews off the ladder…

Rhino:Retro Playa took a risk and it paid off right there…

Mark:Finn Balor is back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Finn Balor is now climbing up the ladder…

Mark:Retro Playa is climbing up the other side as well…

Rhino:It is a raise to the EWA Tag Team Championships…

Mark:Both men are now battling on top of the ladder…

Rhino:They are trading shots back and forth…

Mark:Finn Balor drives Retro Playa’s head in to the top of the ladder…

Rhino:Retro Playa is dazed…

Mark:Finn Balor is reaching up for the championships…

Rhino:He is so close…

Mark:Retro Playa with a shot to the midsection and a kick to the head…

Rhino:Finn Balor just fell off the ladder…

Mark:Retro Playa is now reaching up…

Rhino:He is close to the gold…

Mark:Alan Matthews is back up and gets Retro Playa off the ladder and has him up on his shoulders…

Rhino:Really bad spot for Retro Playa to be in…

Mark:LOW CARD KICK!

Rhino:Retro Playa and Alan Matthews just fell over the top rope and to the floor…

Mark:Lone Jobber just sacrificed his own partner there…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now climbing up the ladder…

Mark:Lone Jobber is reaching up…

Rhino:Finn Balor is trying to get up the ladder…

Mark:Lone Jobber pulls down the titles… Finn Balor is too late! ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and STILL EWA Tag Team Champions…LONE JOBBER and RETRO PLAYA!

Rhino:What a fight this was… It was a battle for the championships and in the end Lone Jobber was able to win the match up for his team…

Mark:Both teams tried and in the end Retro Playa and Lone Jobber walk out of here as champions… Who will walk out with the EWA World Heavyweight Championship? Lets find out now!

EWA World Heavyweight Championship Hell in a Cell Match
Triple H (c) vs Subway

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the HELL IN A CELL MATCH set for one fall and is for the EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first… The Challenger… Accompanied to the ring by Paul Heyman… From Wildwood, New Jersey… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The X-Core Soldier SUBWAY!

(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Game TRIPLE H!

(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Mark:The Cell is now coming down around both men right now…

Rhino:Paul Heyman is now being locked out of the cell…

Mark:These two men are ready to go to hell and back for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

Rhino:This is the match up Subway wanted and now he has his chance to dethrone The Game and walk out of here as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:The referee calls for the bell and we are underway… Triple H and Subway are trash talking back and forth right now…

Rhino:Triple H is telling him that there is no chance that he is walking out of here with the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

Mark:Subway strikes first with a right hand… Triple H follows it up with a right hand of his own…

Rhino:They are trading shots back and forth…

Mark:Repeated right hands by both men as Rhino mention going back and forth… Triple H gets the advantage and starts to back Subway up in to the ropes with repeated right hands… Triple H whips him in to the ropes and nails him with a big clothesline!

Rhino:Subway gets right back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Triple H goes after him and goes for a right hand… Subway blocks and now switch places with Triple H and begins opening up with right hands to Triple H…

Rhino:Subway is just laying them in…

Mark:Subway knocks Triple H down in the corner with a couple big right hands…

Rhino:Subway is now getting a full head of steam…

Mark:Big Running Knee! By Subway right to the head of Triple H…

Rhino:Triple H’s neck snap back there…

Mark:Subway now pulls him back up on to his feet and hip tosses him out of the corner…

Rhino:The Game is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Subway now comes charging in at Triple H… Triple H cuts him off and kicks him right in the gut…

Rhino:That stopped him in his tracks…

Mark:Triple H grabs Subway.. Hot Shot!

Rhino:Subway is spinning around…

Mark:Triple H kicks him in the midsection… PEDIGREE! NO!

Rhino:Subway quickly escapes out of it…

Mark:Triple H is telling Subway that he was this close to finishing him off with that Pedigree…

Rhino:Some gamesmanship right there by Triple H…

Mark:Subway is now getting back up on to his feet and right in to the face of Triple H daring him to hit him… Triple H reaches back and goes for a right hand… Subway blocks… Subway with a couple of hard forearm shots to Triple H backing him up in to the ropes… Triple H gets sent in to the ropes… Big Knee! Right in to the midsection of Triple H…

Rhino:That stopped Triple H in his tracks…

Mark:Subway now lines him up… SUBLINE! NO!

Rhino:Triple H ducked away…

Mark:Subway is now telling Triple H that he almost had him…

Rhino:Now Subway is showing some gamesmanship….

Mark:Triple H gets back up on to his feet and Subway nails him with a couple of hard shots backing him up in to the corner…

Rhino:Subway is now climbing up the corner…

Mark:Ten straight right hands… No! He got up to eight and now Triple H drops him right across the top turnbuckle…

Rhino:Subway is dazed…

Mark:Triple H grabs a hold of Subway and now tosses him out of the ring…

Rhino:Business is now going to pick up here…

Mark:Triple H grabs a hold of Subway and now tosses him in to the side of the steel cage…

Rhino:Subway just bounced off the cage…

Mark:Triple H grabs a hold of Subway one more time and tosses him right back in to the cell wall…

Rhino:Subway continues to bounce right off the cell…

Mark:Triple H with a running start now drives him back first in to the cell…

Rhino:Subway is staggering around dazed…

Mark:Short Arm Clothesline! By the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Rhino:Triple H is just taking it right to the challenger Subway at the moment continuing to drive him in to the cell…

Mark:Subway gets back up on to his feet and Triple H charges and drives him back in to the cell wall again…

Rhino:Paul Heyman is now trying to distract Triple H…

Mark:Triple H just told Paul Heyman to Suck It… Triple H charges in again… This time Subway moves and Triple H goes crashing in to the steel…

Rhino:That distraction by Paul Heyman paid off right there for Subway…

Mark:There isnt much Paul Heyman can do from outside of the cell but that was the one thing he was able to do…

Rhino:Subway is now looking underneath the ring for something…

Mark:Subway has a singapore cane and nails Triple H right in the back with the cane…

Rhino:Subway isnt done…

Mark:Repeated shots right across the back of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion right now by his challenger Subway… Subway with one big shot right across the head to Triple H…

Rhino:That was a hard shot…

Mark:Triple H looks to have been busted open there…

Rhino:Subway is picking up Triple H…

Mark:Subway is now grinding Triple H’s face in to the steel fencing of the cell wall as he is trying to bust that cut open even larger right now…

Rhino:It is a smart move by Subway to do just that…

Mark:Subway now rolls Triple H back in to the ring…

Rhino:Subway still has hold of the singapore cane…

Mark:Triple H is now staggering back up on to his feet… Subway swings and connects with the singapore cane right in to the face of Triple H…

Rhino:The Game is really bleeding right now…

Mark:Subway covers Triple H 1…………….2……….. Kickout by Triple H…

Rhino:Subway is now going back to the outside of the cage…

Mark:Subway has a hold of a steel chair…

Rhino:This could be bad news for the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Subway now waits for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:The Game is bloody as he is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Subway Swings! Subway Connects!

Rhino:Down goes Triple H after that chair shot…

Mark:Subway now covers Triple H 1……………….2……….3…No! Triple H gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Subway now has the chair in position…

Mark:Subway sets him up… PILEDRIVER on the STEEL CHAIR!

Rhino:That could be it right there…

Mark:Subway covers Triple H again 1…………….2………….3…….NO!

Rhino:Triple H kicks out again…

Mark:Paul Heyman is screaming on the outside of the cage for the referee to count faster…

Rhino:Paul Heyman wants his client Subway to walk out of here as the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

Mark:Subway is now wedging the steel chair in between the turnbuckles right now…

Rhino:I can see where this is going…

Mark:Subway is pulling Triple H up on to his feet… Subway with Triple H launches him right in to the steel chair head first…

Rhino:I think Triple H is out after that…He has to be after going head first in to a steel chair…

Mark:Subway covers Triple H again 1………………2…………3……NO!

Rhino:Another kickout by Triple H…

Mark:Subway thought he had him there…

Rhino:The Game is really a bloody mess at the moment…

Mark:Triple H is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Subway has him right where he wants him…

Mark:Subway charges… SUBLINE! NO! Triple H ducks and back drops Subway out of the ring…

Rhino:This is the moment Triple H needed right here…

Mark:Triple H has a chance to regroup or at the very least wipe the blood out of his eyes…

Rhino:Subway did hit the floor hard…

Mark:Triple H is wiping the blood out of his eyes as he rolls to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Triple H is looking underneath the ring for something…

Mark:What did he just find?

Rhino:Are those brass knuckles?

Mark:Triple H is putting a pair of brass knuckles on his fist… Triple H is now mounting Subway and is just hammering him with right hands right to the forehead with those brass knuckles…

Rhino:Look at how hard he is connecting with those shots…

Mark:You know what Triple H’s plan is here…

Rhino:He is trying to make Subway bleed and he is accomplishing that as we speak…

Mark:Subway has been busted open and now Triple H picks him up and tosses him head first right in to the cage…

Rhino:Subway’s body just slid down the cage after being thrown in to it like he was…

Mark:Triple H is now returning the favor and is using the cage to bust Subway wider open…

Rhino:Its like they are using the steel fence as a cheese grater…

Mark:That is exactly what they are doing…

Rhino:Now both men are bleeding and are really just covered in blood at the moment…

Mark:Triple H still with the brass knuckles connects with a Big Right Hand!

Rhino:That one really busted him wide open…

Mark:Triple H now tosses Subway back in to the ring…

Rhino:Triple H just ditched the brass knuckles for the time being…

Mark:He put them back in to his tights…

Rhino:Subway is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Triple H has him lined up… Knee Buster! Big Clothesline!

Rhino:Big combination of moves right there by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Triple H covers the challenger Subway 1………………2…………3…..NO!

Rhino:Subway got his shoulder up…

Mark:Subway is now crawling around the ring…

Rhino:Look at how bloody the mat is right now…

Mark:It is covered in blood… As both challenger and champion are losing a lot of blood…

Rhino:We have no doctors trying to come in and stop these men from bleeding…

Mark:No we dont… Subway is up on his feet… Triple H lines him up… SPINEBUSTER!

Rhino:Triple H just planted him in to the mat…

Mark:Triple H covers Subway again 1……………..2………….3……………NO!

Rhino:Another kickout by Subway…

Mark:Triple H thought he had him down for the count there…

Rhino:Subway still has some fight left in him…

Mark:Triple H is now looking to finish him off right here and now…

Rhino:Its Pedigree Time!

Mark:Triple H hooks up Subway… PEDIGREE! NO! BACK BODY DROP!

Rhino:Subway escapes the Pedigree…

Mark:If Triple H were to hit the Pedigree it would have been all over…

Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas right now trying to get back up on to their feet…

Mark:Triple H is pulling himself back up on to his feet slowly…

Rhino:Subway is back up…

Mark:Subway charges at Triple H and he tackles him through the ropes and both men go flying to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:They hit the ground hard did both men…

Mark:Subway is the first one back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Triple H is staggering around as well…

Mark:Subway has this really strange look in his eye right now…

Rhino:He looks to be in FTW Mode Now!

Mark:Subway charges at Triple H and DRIVES him through the steel cage door!

Rhino:Two bloody men just flew through a cage door… WOW!

Mark:Both men are down on the outside of the cell…

Rhino:Paul Heyman is trying to encourage his client Subway to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Subway is now back up…

Rhino:Triple H is back up as well…

Mark:Subway with an irish whip… Triple H with a reversal… Subway goes in to the cage… But doesnt at the same time…

Rhino:What does that mean?

Mark:Just Look!

Rhino:OH!

Mark:Subway is climbing up the cell!

Rhino:Subway wants to go to the top of the cell and wants to have this fight up there…

Mark:Triple H is looking up at Subway right now…

Rhino:Paul Heyman is screaming at Triple H saying are you scared?

Mark:Big Right Hand to Paul Heyman!

Rhino:Well that may shut up Paul Heyman for the moment…

Mark:Triple H is now climbing up the cell…

Rhino:This is exactly what Subway wants…

Mark:The referee can’t do anything about it either…

Rhino:No he can’t…

Mark:Triple H and Subway are now on top of the cell…

Rhino:The fight is on!

Mark:Triple H and Subway are trading right hands back and forth…

Rhino:They are slugging it out just like they did at the start of this match up…

Mark:Triple H with a big right hand and knocks Subway off of his feet…

Rhino:Subway is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Triple H comes charging in… Subway ducks the clothesline and spins Triple H around… DDT!

Rhino:Triple H was driven right in to the steel…

Mark:Subway is now moving around the cage…

Rhino:Triple H is slowly getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Running Knee! By Subway knocking Triple H back off his feet…

Rhino:Triple H is bouncing around on the top of the cell…

Mark:Subway is now really looking to do some more damage to the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Rhino:This could be the moment that will allow Subway to win the championship right now… As the champion is in a very bad position on the top of this cell…

Mark:Subway is now setting up Triple H… PULLING PILEDRIVER! NO! BACK BODY DROP!

Rhino:INCOMING!

(Crash)

Mark:Subway just went crashing through our announce table!

Rhino:HOLY SHIT!

Mark:Subway is not moving…

Rhino:No he isnt…

Mark:We need to get a medical staff out here right now to check on Subway…

Rhino:Paul Heyman is running over to check on his client…

Mark:Lets take a look at the Extreme Replay presented by CBRadioLive.com and as you can see Subway attempted to deliver the Pilediver right in to the steel but Triple H countered and Subway went flying back first through our announce table…

Rhino:Subway still hasnt moved…

Heyman:WE NEED HELP! THIS MAN HAS A FAMILY!

Mark:Triple H is climbing down the side of the cage right now…

Rhino:Paul Heyman is telling him to stay away from Subway…

Mark:Triple H is telling Paul Heyman this is what his client asked for and this is what his client is getting…

Rhino:Triple H has made it to the ground and is he is telling the medical staff to get out of the way…

Mark:Triple H is dragging Subway around the cell and back inside it…

Rhino:I honestly dont think Subway would have been happy if the referee had stopped this match up because of that fall…

Mark:Triple H is tossing Subway back in to the ring right now…

Rhino:Subway is really out of it…

Mark:Both men covered in blood have gone from hell and back so far…

Rhino:Triple H looking to put him away for good…

Mark:Triple H covers Subway and this is over… 1………………2……………….3……..NO!

Rhino:WHAT!?!

Mark:Subway got his shoulder up…

Rhino:Triple H is laughing right now that Subway kicked out…

Mark:Subway I guess out of instinct just kicked out like he normally would…

Rhino:I suppose thats all that was…

Mark:Triple H covers him again 1……………..2…………3……..NO!

Rhino:Subway kicked out again…

Mark:Triple H I think has had enough of that…

Rhino:I think he is going to finish him off for good now…

Mark:Triple H picks up Subway… Kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE!

Rhino:Thats it…

Mark:I agree with you thats it…

Rhino:Hell of an effort shown by Subway…

Mark:Triple H covers Subway 1………………2…………..3…………… NO!

Rhino:WHAT!?!

Mark:How in the world did Subway kick out of the Pedigree?

Rhino:I have no idea…

Mark:Triple H is a little bit puzzled now…

Rhino:Triple H has done everything he could there and he hit the Pedigree and Subway kicked out…

Mark:Triple H is asking the referee when Subway kicked out and he said right at the end…

Rhino:Subway has barely moved other than getting his shoulders up…

Mark:Triple H is now pulling Subway back up on to his feet… Triple H hooks him up… PEDIGREE! NO! LOW BLOW!

Rhino:Subway just mustard enough energy right there for that low blow…

Mark:Subway falls on Triple H 1…………………2……………3……..NO!

Rhino:Close one there…

Mark:Subway is now starting to move around and trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Triple H is trying to get back up on to his feet as well…

Mark:A bloody challenger waits for the bloody champion to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:SUBLINE!

Rhino:New Champion!

Mark:Thats going to be it…

Rhino:Subway hit the move that he needed to hit…

Mark:Subway covers Triple H as he looks to walk out of Hell in a Cell as champion 1………………….2……………….3……………NO!

Rhino:WHAT!?!

Mark:Subway hit his move and he thought that was it…

Rhino:The challenger just rolled to the outside of the ring…

Mark:I am still wondering how Subway is moving right now…

Rhino:These men have been through a lot…

Mark:Subway just pulled out a Barbed Wire 2×4!

Rhino:This is getting intense now…

Mark:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet right now…

Rhino:He has no idea what is coming his way…

Mark:Subway nails Triple H right in the midsection with the Barbed Wire 2×4! One more time right across the back!

Rhino:Triple H just went straight down in to the mat after that shot…

Mark:Subway is now covering Triple H 1…………….2…………3……….NO!

Rhino:Another close one right there…

Mark:We have two men right now who all they want to do is leave here as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion and are willing to risk everything to get the job done…

Rhino:Subway has the Barbed Wire 2×4…

Mark:Subway swings and lays it right in to the face of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion!

Rhino:Thats the knock out shot…

Mark:Subway covers Triple H one more time 1………………..2……………3………….. ITS NOT OVER!

Rhino:How is this match up still going?

Mark:I have no idea honestly… Right now its the will of two men to keep this fight going…

Rhino:Paul Heyman just tossed Subway something…

Mark:He just tossed him a lighter…

Rhino:Oh no!

Mark:Subway is lighting the Barbed Wire on Fire!

Rhino:HOLY CRAP!

Mark:The Barbed Wire 2×4 is on fire!

Rhino:This is it…

Mark:The Game staggers to his feet…

Rhino:New Champion coming right here!

Mark:Subway swings… FLAMING BARBED WIRE SHOT! NO!

Rhino:WHAT!

Mark:Triple H ducks it and kicks it out of Subway’s hands…

Rhino:Triple H kicks Subway right in the midsection…

Mark:Triple H picks up the Flaming Barbed Wire 2×4! Triple H swings and CONNECTS!

Rhino:HOLY SHIT!

Mark:Subway just got hit in the face with the flaming 2×4!

Rhino:He is rolling around in pain…

Mark:Triple H lifts him up and hooks him up… PEDIGREE!

Rhino:Thats gotta be it…

Mark:Triple H covers Subway 1………………2……………3……………. ITS FINALLY OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion TRIPLE H!

Rhino:What a battle…

Mark:Triple H survives…

Rhino:Both men need some medical attention right now…

Mark:They spilled their blood and guts for this match up… As these two men just gave it everything they had inside of them inside Hell in a Cell…

Rhino:They really pulled out everything they possibly could think of in this one…

Mark:In the end… Triple H is still the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Good Night Everyone!

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