May-Hem 2016
Mark:We are in Nashville, Tennessee for what could go down as the Most Historic Night in the history of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… This is May-Hem… Here at Ringside I am Mark alongside with my partner in crime Rhino…
Rhino:This could be the last time you and I ever work together…
Mark:It could well be… The future of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance is at stake as Triple H is risking everything to battle Bray Wyatt in our Main Event… As he basically put up the control of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance on the line… The position that Shane McMahon holds will be given to Bray Wyatt if he were to win tonight…
Rhino:That is a scary proposition… What happens if Bray Wyatt gets control of this company? It could bring more chaos than a combination of Purgatory and Omega… It could be the most unstable this company has ever been… If there is even a company when it is all set and done…
Mark:Triple H has a lot at stake… This company as a whole has its entire future at stake… No one knows what will happen when this night is over if Bray Wyatt were to win…
Rhino:Which is why you would assume everyone is banking on Triple H to come through…
Mark:We all know when it comes to big time matches Triple H’s record is better than most… So if anyone is going to come up big and save the EWA from Bray Wyatt it would be Triple H…
Rhino:I really hope that he is able to get it done… I am not his biggest fan but I do like my job and I would like to keep it…
Mark:What happens tonight will change the history of this company one way or the other… The future of two of the champions of the EWA is at stake tonight including Retro Playa defending the FTW Championship against Subway in a Ladder Match…
Rhino:This will be a rematch from their encounter from a couple of weeks back when Retro Playa won the FTW Championship from Subway…
Mark:Subway is looking to recapture the championship he lost to Retro Playa…
Rhino:It should be a hell of a match up…
Mark:As in EWA Tradition tonight will be the 30 Man over the top Rumble with the winner getting a guaranteed shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship any time that they choose…
Rhino:From Tyler Breeze to Colt Cabana to even Cuban Pete and Lone Jobber… Plus Legends from the EWA past will all be involved in the 30 Man May-Hem Rumble… Should be a lot of fun…
Mark:We will find out who is in the EWA Hall of Fame as well…
Rhino:I cant wait to find out who that is…
Mark:And to kick us off tonight we will be stepping inside the Steel Cage as Finn Balor defends his EWA World Heavyweight Championship against Roman Reigns…
Rhino:Is Roman Reigns The One to stop The Reign of Finn Balor?
Mark:We will answer that question now as we send it to the ring for our opening contest here at May-Hem…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Steel Cage Match
Finn Balor (c) vs Roman Reigns
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall and is for the EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! And is the STEEL CAGE MATCH with the only ways to win are by pinfall, submission or escaping the cage… Now introducing first… The Challenger…From Pensacola, Florida… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… ROMAN REIGNS!
(“The Truth Reigns” plays as Roman Reigns enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Bray, County Wicklow, Ireland… Weiging in at 190 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… FINN BALOR!
(“Catch Your Breath” plays as Finn Balor enters the arena…)
Mark:Both men are in the cage and the door is shut as the bell sounds as we kick off May-Hem with the EWA World Heavyweight Championship showdown…
Rhino:Roman Reigns earned his shot back at Saturday Night Torture and is looking to continue his dominance here tonight against Finn Balor…
Mark:Finn Balor strikes Roman Reigns with a couple of hard forearms…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is fighting back with right hands of his own…
Mark:Finn Balor with a kick to the midsection and now whips Roman Reigns off in to the ropes… Roman Reigns gets taken down with a clothesline…
Rhino:Roman Reigns pops right back up…
Mark:Finn Balor with a couple of more forearms backing Roman Reigns in to the corner… Finn Balor goes for a right hand… Roman Reigns ducks and now puts Finn Balor in the corner…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is now opening up on Finn Balor…
Mark:Right Hands being laid in to the face of Finn Balor by Roman Reigns… Roman Reigns with a hard irish whip sending Finn Balor in to the corner…
Rhino:Finn Balor is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Clothesline! By Roman Reigns taking Finn Balor right off of his feet…
Rhino:Finn Balor gets back up on to his feet a little slowly…
Mark:Roman Reigns scoops up Finn Balor and slams him straight down in to the canvas… Roman Reigns comes off the ropes and drops an elbow right in to the chest of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is now stomping right in to the chest of Finn Balor…
Mark:Roman Reigns pulls Finn Balor back up on to his feet and he hooks him up and connects with a vertical suplex… Roman Reigns goes for the first cover of this match up 1……………2……… Kickout by Finn Balor…
Rhino:Finn Balor is trying to get back up…
Mark:Roman Reigns helps him up and just delivers a few hard shots right in to the ribs of Finn Balor…
Rhino:He is delivering hard shot after hard shot right to the midsection of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Roman Reigns now backs Finn Balor in to the corner and is driving his shoulder right in to the midsection of Finn Balor…
Rhino:He really is focusing in right now is Roman Reigns…
Mark:Roman Reigns with a bit of a head of steam and drives a running shoulder block in to the midsection of Finn Balor…
Rhino:Finn Balor just grabbed his ribs…
Mark:He went down right to the mat in a lot of pain right there…
Rhino:This is smart by Roman Reigns as the main area the spear targets is the ribs of Finn Balor and is he is able to do damage to that area now… Once he is able to hit the spear it will be all over for the EWA World Heavyweight Champion Finn Balor…
Mark:Good point…
Rhino:Thank You…
Mark:Finn Balor struggles to get back up on to is feet as Roman Reigns grabs a hold of him and has him locked in a Bear Hug…
Rhino:That will do even more damage to those ribs…
Mark:Finn Balor is in a lot of pain as you can see it on his face every time Roman Reigns squeezes those ribs…
Rhino:He has no where to go as the ropes wont help Finn Balor in the steel cage…
Mark:Roman Reigns continues to apply more and more pressure…
Rhino:Finn Balor looks to be in a tremendous amount of pain right now…
Mark:Roman Reigns now lifts him up higher and has him on his shoulder… Roman Reigns charges and drives him back first in to the steel cage…
Rhino:Thats one way to use the steel cage to your advantage right there and Roman Reigns did it…
Mark:Roman Reigns picks him back up and has him up in the same position and drives him right in to the other side of the steel cage…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is really taking it to the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Roman Reigns covers Finn Balor 1………………2…………… Kickout by Finn Balor…
Rhino:Finn Balor is really struggling to move around the ring as he is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Roman Reigns sets up Finn Balor… Gutbuster!
Rhino:He drove him hard right down on to his knees…
Mark:Finn Balor is curled up in a ball right now holding on to his ribs… As Roman Reigns covers him 1…………….2………3….No!
Rhino:Finn Balor was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Roman Reigns just stomped Finn Balor right in the ribs…
Rhino:Finn Balor is in a bad way…
Mark:Roman Reigns is now lining him up…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is looking to finish him off…
Mark:Finn Balor staggers to his feet… SUPERMAN PUNCH! NO!
Rhino:Finn Balor ducked…
Mark:Roman Reigns turns around… Pele Kick!
Rhino:That was out of desperation…
Mark:Finn Balor is trying to regroup and get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Finn Balor is staggering back up near the corner…
Mark:Roman Reigns is back up and now charges at Finn Balor… Finn Balor moves and Roman Reigns goes shoulder first in to the ring post…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is staggering around dazed…
Mark:Slingblade!
Rhino:Roman Reigns is down…
Mark:Finn Balor covers Roman Reigns 1…………..2……….3…No!
Rhino:Roman Reigns gets his shoulder up…
Mark:Roman Reigns is now getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Finn Balor looks to be ready to fight now…
Mark:Finn Balor grabs Roman Reigns by the head and now tosses him in to the Steel Cage Wall!
Rhino:Roman Reigns is staggering around dazed…
Mark:Finn Balor tosses Roman Reigns in to the other side cage wall…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is staggering around some more…
Mark:Finn Balor charges… Running Enziguri!
Rhino:Finn Balor caught him right in the back of his head…
Mark:Finn Balor covers Roman Reigns 1…………………2…………..3….No!
Rhino:Roman Reigns got his shoulder up…
Mark:Finn Balor is now looking to finish off Roman Reigns right now…
Rhino:Finn Balor is headed to the top rope…
Mark:Roman Reigns is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Finn Balor is going to fly…
Mark:Missile Dropkick!
Rhino:Finn Balor got all of that dropkick…
Mark:Finn Balor covers Roman Reigns 1……………….2……….3…….No!
Rhino:Roman Reigns was able to get his shoulder up again…
Mark:This is a battle for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Finn Balor is headed back to the top rope…
Mark:Roman Reigns is back up…
Rhino:Roman Reigns just stopped Finn Balor on the top rope…
Mark:Roman Reigns is just rammed Finn Balor’s head back in to the cage…
Rhino:That has dazed the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Roman Reigns sets up Finn Balor… SUPERPLEX!
Rhino:Finn is down…
Mark:Roman Reigns covers Finn Balor 1…………….2……….3………..NO!
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is still alive…
Mark:Roman Reigns thought he had him after that Superplex…
Rhino:Finn Balor is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Roman Reigns is lining him up…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:SUPERMAN PUNCH! NO!
Rhino:Finn Balor ducked it again…
Mark:Finn Balor goes for the Enziguri again… Roman Reigns ducks…
Rhino:Finn Balor staggers up…
Mark;SUPERMAN PUNCH!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it…
Mark:Roman Reigns covers Finn Balor 1…………….2…………..3…………NO!
Rhino:Finn Balor was able to get his shoulder up at the last second…
Mark:Roman Reigns thought he had the championship after that Superman Punch…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Championship is at stake… As both men are giving everything they have right now for the championship…
Mark:Roman Reigns is now lining up Finn Balor…
Rhino:Finn Balor has staggered up…
Mark:SPEAR! NO! Finn Balor moves out of the way…
Rhino:Roman Reigns went shoulder first in to the turnbuckle…
Mark:SLINGBlADE!
Rhino:Finn Balor is holding on to his ribs as he gets back up…
Mark:Finn Balor sets him up…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:BLOODY SUNDAY! NO!
Rhino:Roman Reigns escapes…
Mark:Finn Balor turns around… SUPERMAN PUNCH!
Rhino:We could have a new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Roman Reigns is setting him up again…
Rhino:Finn Balor is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Roman Reigns charges… SPEAR THROUGH THE CAGE DOOR!
Rhino:The bell just sounded…
Mark:Both men went crashing through the cage door and to the floor which is why the bell just rang…
Rhino:Looks like we have a new champion…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion… FINN BALOR!
Rhino:What?!
Mark:We are looking back at the footage now via the Extreme Replay presented by CBRadioLive.com… As we look here at the Spear… We can see Finn Balor landed on the ground first after the Spear…
Rhino:Wow…
Mark:Roman Reigns thought he had just won the championship and can’t believe that Finn Balor still has the championship…
Rhino:The spear worked but it just didnt work well enough for Roman Reigns…
Mark:Finn Balor is still the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Now we are going backstage as Kent Richardson is standing by with Shane McMahon… Kent…
(Backstage with Shane McMahon)
Kent:Shane, the last time we spoke a few hours ago you were showing some grave concern about tonights Main Event… Is there anything you wished to add on to those statements from earlier?
Shane:If I wasn’t concerned then there would be a really big issue? Are you concerned?
Kent:Yes.
Shane:Good. Everyone should be concerned right now… This companies future is at stake… There is no tomorrow if Triple H doesnt win tonight… Because I don’t know what tomorrow will look like… Im scared…
Kent:Before that tonight you will be inducting someone in to the EWA Hall Of Fame… Any hints?
Shane:I can tell you that the person going in to the EWA Hall of Fame… Will NOT be one of the EWA Legends competing in the May-Hem Rumble tonight… Thats the only answer I can give you…
Kent:Thanks Shane… Back to you guys at ringside…
(Camera back at ringside)
Rhino:Shane is worried… Thats not a good sign…
Mark:The future of the EWA hangs in the balance… And so does the FTW Championship… As we send it to the ring for the introductions…
FTW Championship Ladder Match
Retro Playa (c) vs Subway
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the LADDER MATCH and is for the FTW CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first… The Challenger… From Wildwood, New Jersey… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The X-Core Soldier… SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House Basement… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… The FTW Champion… RETRO PLAYA!
(“Play That Funky Music” plays as Retro Playa enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds as both men are looking up at the FTW Championship hanging above them right now…
Rhino:Subway wants his belt back and is going to stop at nothing from getting it back…
Mark:Subway strikes first nailing Retro Playa with right hands… Subway whips Retro Playa in to the ropes… Retro Playa comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Retro Playa gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway charges and clotheslines Retro Playa over the top rope and to the floor goes the FTW Champion…
Rhino:Subway is rolling right to the outside…
Mark:Retro Playa gets up and Subway charges with a running back elbow taking Retro Playa right off of his feet…
Rhino:Subway is coming right out firing…
Mark:Retro Playa gets back up again and Subway scoops him right up and slams him straight down in to the protective mats here at ringside…
Rhino:Subway is grabbing the steel steps…
Mark:Retro Playa turns around as he gets up and Subway nails him right in to the face with the Steel Steps!
Rhino:He is trying to knock out the FTW Champion so he can have an easier road to the FTW Championship…
Mark:It is a tough climb to get up the ladder and pull down the championship…
Rhino:Subway still has the Steel Steps in hand…
Mark:Retro Playa is up and gets hit right in the head with the steel steps…
Rhino:Retro Playa looks to be down and out right now…
Mark:Subway is now sliding the ladder in to the ring…
Rhino:Subway sees Retro Playa trying to move around before he gets in to the ring…
Mark:Subway hooks up Retro Playa… Double Arm DDT!
Rhino:Subway has laid out the FTW Champion right now…
Mark:Subway is in the ring and is looking to position the ladder right underneath the FTW Championship hanging above the ring…
Rhino:Retro Playa is starting to crawl around a little bit…
Mark:Subway has started to climb up the ladder…
Rhino:He wants his FTW Championship back…
Mark:Subway is getting close to the FTW Championship…
Rhino:Retro Playa is up on the top rope…
Mark:Dropkick in to the ladder!
Rhino:Subway just went flying off the ladder!
Mark:It was the only move Retro Playa could make as he probably couldnt have gotten in the ring to stop Subway any other way…
Rhino:I would agree with you there Mark…
Mark:Subway is now getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Retro Playa is back up as well…
Mark:Retro Playa with chops across the chest of the challenger Subway and he now whips him in to the ropes… Subway with a reversal… Subway goes for a clothesline…
Rhino:Retro Playa ducks it…
Mark:Retro Playa comes off the other side… Flying Forearm!
Rhino:Retro Playa is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway is back up… Atomic Drop!
Rhino:Subway is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Retro Playa with a clothesline taking Subway off of his feet…
Rhino:Subway gets right back up…
Mark:Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:Subway dropped right on the back of his head…
Mark:Retro Playa is now closing up the ladder…
Rhino:Subway is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway turns around and Retro Playa runs him over with the ladder…
Rhino:He caught him right in the head with the ladder…
Mark:Retro Playa is now standing over Subway and drives the ladder right in to the midsection of the challenger…
Rhino:That was brutal shot to the ribs…
Mark:Retro Playa now has the ladder laid out on to the mat…
Rhino:Retro Playa is attempting to lay Subway out on the ladder…
Mark:Subway has been laid out on the ladder and now Retro Playa climbs up the top rope…
Rhino:Retro Playa is going to fly…
Mark:Moonsault! No!
Rhino:Retro Playa crashed and burned with that moonsault…
Mark:Subway rolled out of the way and is now getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Retro Playa is back up on to his feet after that crash and burn…
Mark:Subway with right hands to the FTW Champion as he whips him in to the ropes… Retro Playa comes off the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Subway is now leaning the ladder up in the corner…
Mark:Retro Playa has staggered back up on to his feet… Subway with an irish whip sending the FTW Champion right in to the ladder!
Rhino:Retro Playa is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Subway charges and drives him right back in to the ladder…
Rhino:Retro Playa is hurting as he is again staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Bulldog!
Rhino:Retro Playa is in a lot of trouble right now…
Mark:Subway leans the ladder back up in the corner and now is picking up Retro Playa…
Rhino:Subway is tying Retro Playa up in the Tree of Woe on the ladder…
Mark:This is a dangerous spot to be in for the FTW Champion…
Rhino:Here comes Subway!
Mark:Running Dropkick! Nailing Retro Playa right in the face!
Rhino:Retro Playa falls off the ladder and the ladder just fell right down on him… That must have not felt good…
Mark:I don’t think it did… Subway is now going to position the ladder underneath the FTW Championship that is hanging above the ring…
Rhino:Retro Playa is still moving around a little bit…
Mark:Running Leg Drop!
Rhino:Now he isnt moving…
Mark:Subway is now beginning his climb to the FTW Championship…
Rhino:The championship that Subway lost a couple of weeks back at Saturday Night Torture is so close…
Mark:He is finger tips away right now…
Rhino:Can he pull down the championship?
Mark:Retro Playa shoves the ladder over!
Rhino:Subway just bounced head first off the top rope…
Mark:Retro Playa just saved this match up for himself once again…
Rhino:Subway is struggling to get back up on to his feet after bouncing off the top rope…
Mark:Retro Playa has gotten back up on to his feet… More chops to the chest by Retro Playa… Right hands follow up the chops as Retro Playa backs him up in to the ropes… Retro Playa with an irish whip… Subway comes off the ropes and Retro Playa nails him with a Dropkick!
Rhino:He caught him square in the jaw with that dropkick…
Mark:Subway gets back up on to his feet… Retro Playa scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Retro Playa is now heading back to the top rope…
Mark:Retro Playa is going to fly again…
Rhino:Subway is back up…
Mark:Subway stops Retro Playa on the top rope…
Rhino:Retro Playa is in a bad position right now…
Mark:Subway climbs the top rope… SUPERPLEX!
Rhino:Both men are down after that Superplex…
Mark:Subway just rolled to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:He has something in mind…
Mark:Subway is bringing a table in to the ring…
Rhino:Subway is bringing the wood to this fight…
Mark:Retro Playa is trying to crawl back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Subway has the table in the ring now…
Mark:Running Knee! By Subway…
Rhino:That will slow down Retro Playa for the moment…
Mark:Retro Playa is down as Subway is setting up the table…
Rhino:The table has been setup…
Mark:Subway is now waiting for Retro Playa to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Retro Playa is staggering up…
Mark:SUBLINE! NO!
Rhino:Retro Playa ducks…
Mark:Subway turns around… SUPERKICK!
Rhino:Retro Playa got all of that kick…
Mark:Retro Playa has knocked out Subway for the moment with that superkick…
Rhino:Retro Playa isnt done…
Mark:Retro Playa is now laying Subway out on the table…
Rhino:Retro Playa has just re-positioned the ladder…
Mark:Subway is down and out on the table…
Rhino:Retro Playa is climbing the ladder… He is no where near the FTW Championship…
Mark:FLYING ELBOW DROP OFF THE LADDER THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:What a Move!
Mark:Lets take a look at the elbow drop on the Extreme Replay presented by CBRadioLive.com…
Rhino:Look how pretty that elbow drop was…
Mark:Subway is down and out after that elbow drop…
Rhino:Retro Playa is now re-positioning the ladder…
Mark:Retro Playa is beginning his climb to pull down his FTW Championship…
Rhino:Subway is trying to crawl towards the ladder…
Mark:Retro Playa has his fingertips on the belt…
Rhino:He is one rung away…
Mark:Subway is at the bottom of the ladder… Retro Playa reaches up and pulls down the FTW Championship! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL FTW CHAMPION… RETRO PLAYA!
Rhino:Retro Playa survives May-Hem with the FTW Championship…
Mark:Subway tried to get back to stop it… But he was too late… Retro Playa is still the FTW Champion…
Rhino:Great battle between these men…
Mark:Who will survive the May-Hem Rumble… Its time to find out…
30 Man May-Hem Rumble
Winner Gets a Shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship
Pa Announcer:It is now time for the 30 Man Over The Top Rope May-Hem Rumble! The Winner of the Rumble gets a Guaranteed Shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first… The Man who drew Number One… From Atlanta, Georgia… GOLDBERG!
(“Invasion” plays as as Goldberg enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Introducing the man who drew number two… From Marietta, Georgia… THE ROAD DOGG!
(“Oh You Didnt Know” plays as Road Dogg enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go! Road Dogg goes right after Goldberg nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:Road Dogg is connecting with those shots…
Mark:Road Dogg backs Goldberg up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Road Dogg… Goldberg with a reversal… Road Dogg comes off the ropes and Goldberg knocks Road Dogg off of his feet with a Shoulder Block!
Rhino:Road Dogg gets back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Goldberg tells Road Dogg to bring it on…
Rhino:Road Dogg is trying to gather himself at the moment…
Mark:Road Dogg now locks up with Goldberg…
Rhino:Road Dogg is trying out power Goldberg…
Mark:Which isnt going to happen…
Rhino:No it isnt…
Mark:Goldberg shoves Road Dogg right back in to the corner…
Rhino:Road Dogg is puzzled…
Mark:Road Dogg now charges at Goldberg… Goldberg lifts him up high in the air… Press Slam!
Rhino:Goldberg just dropped him straight down to the canvas…
Mark:Road Dogg gets back up on to his feet slowly… Goldberg charges in and clotheslines him off of his feet…
Rhino:Goldberg is now waiting for Road Dogg to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:I smell a Spear coming…
Rhino:I can smell it too…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
Rhino:Who is it?
(“Oh You Didnt Know” plays as Billy Gunn enters the arena…)
Rhino:How lucky is this for Road Dogg…
Mark:Billy Gunn comes charging in right after Goldberg nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:He is really hammering with those right hands…
Mark:Road Dogg is back up as well and they are now double teaming Goldberg…
Rhino:They are beating the man down…
Mark:Road Dogg and Billy Gunn aka the New Age Outlaws hook up Goldberg and nail him with a Double Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:Nice double team…
Mark:Not so fast…
Rhino:Goldberg is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Road Dogg and Billy Gunn don’t know it…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:The New Age Outlaws turn around and Goldberg lays them out with a double clothesline!
Rhino:Goldberg just took their heads off…
Mark:Billy Gunn is the first one back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:SPEAR!
Rhino:Billy Gunn just got speared out of his boots…
Mark:Billy Gunn is now staggering back up and Goldberg clotheslines him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Billy Gunn Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Road Dogg is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Goldberg is lining him up…
Rhino:Here it comes!
Mark:SPEAR!
Rhino:Road Dogg was taken off of his feet with that spear…
Mark:Goldberg quickly lifts him up and Press Slams Road Dogg on to Billy Gunn on the outside of the ring!
Pa Announcer:Road Dogg Has Been Eliminated!
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“Enter Sandman” plays as The Sandman Enters the arena…)
Mark:Goldberg just got rid of the New Age Outlaws and is now going to face off against the Beer Drinking Sandman…
Rhino:He is no Hardcore Hak…
Mark:No he isnt… That was also a bad joke…
Rhino:I know… Im sorry…
Mark:Sandman is taking his time getting to the ring…
Rhino:Of course he is… He knows what is standing in front of him…
Mark:Sandman has one final beer as he gets to ringside…
Rhino:I think he had about four just getting through the crowd…
Mark:Of course… Because it is The Sandman…
Rhino:Goldberg is waiting for Sandman to finally get in to the ring…
Mark:Sandman finally gets in to the ring with Singapore Cane in hand… Sandman swings… Goldberg ducks the cane…
Rhino:Goldberg now has the cane…
Mark:Goldberg just broke the cane in half…
Rhino:Sandman didnt like that at all…
Mark:Sandman strikes Goldberg with right hands… Goldberg fights back with knees right to the midsection of The Sandman…
Rhino:The Sandman may throw up… Goldberg better stop that…
Mark:He is an old school Beer Drinker… I think he will be okay…
Rhino:I hope so… I don’t like the smell of puke…
Mark:Who actually likes the smell of puke?
Rhino:Good question… If you like the smell of puke I guess people can tweet us at EWA_Zone…
Mark:They could do that if they choose to…
Rhino:It would be cool if someone did…
Mark:That they liked the smell of puke or just tweeted us?
Rhino:Either one…
Mark:Goldberg kicks The Sandman in the midsection… JACKHAMMER!
Rhino:Vintage Goldberg!
Mark:Goldberg grabs a hold of The Sandman and just tossed him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:The Sandman Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Goldberg just shouted… Who’s Next?
Mark:Lets find out…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“The Truth Reigns” plays as Roman Reigns enters the arena…)
Rhino:Now here is a match up people may have wanted to see…
Mark:Goldberg and Roman Reigns…
Rhino:They are finally face to face…
Mark:Roman Reigns isnt backing down from Goldberg… Goldberg whips Roman Reigns in to the ropes… Roman Reigns comes off the ropes… Goldberg goes for a shoulder block and Roman Reigns holds his ground…
Rhino:There was no movement there…
Mark:Goldberg comes off the ropes again and nails him with another shoulder block…
Rhino:Still no real movement…
Mark:Goldberg comes off the ropes again… Roman Reigns comes charging and nails him with a shoulder block and that rocked Goldberg backwards…
Rhino:That caught Goldberg off guard…
Mark:Roman Reigns and Goldberg are now face to face again…
Rhino:A bit of trash talking going on between both men…
Mark:Roman Reigns shoves Goldberg…
Rhino:Goldberg now shoves Roman Reigns…
Mark:Its a bit of a back and forth shoving match up right now…
Rhino:Neither man is giving an inch…
Mark:Roman Reigns goes for a clothesline… Goldberg ducks and starts opening up on Roman Reigns with right hands…
Rhino:He is striking well right now…
Mark:Roman Reigns now gets whipped in to the ropes by Goldberg… Goldberg goes for a clothesline… Roman Reigns ducks and now comes off the ropes and takes him out with a flying clothesline!
Rhino:Roman Reigns is now getting in position…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“Outcast” plays as Heath Slater enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Heath Slater!
Mark:Heath Slater comes charging in to the ring… Roman Reigns turns his attention… SUPERMAN PUNCH!
Rhino:Heath Slater just got taken right out with that superman punch…
Mark:Heath Slater now staggers back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Look out!
Mark:Big clothesline and Heath Slater gets clotheslined over the top rope by Roman Reigns…
Pa Announcer:Heath Slater Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:So long Heath Slater…
Mark:Roman Reigns is now locking his fist again…
Rhino:Goldberg is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Goldberg spins around… SUPERMAN PUNCH!
Rhino:Roman Reigns got all of that Superman Punch!
Mark:Goldberg is now down on the mat…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is trying to get him out of the ring…
Mark:Goldberg is doing his best to hang on to the ropes right now…
Rhino:I think because he knocked him out it is a little harder to get him out of the ring…
Mark:Goldberg now rolls back underneath the ropes and back in to the ropes…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is now backing off and waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:He is going to use his power and strength to get rid of Goldberg right now…
Rhino:Roman Reigns has him lined up for another Superman Punch…
Mark:Goldberg turns around… SUPERMAN PUNCH! NO! SPEAR!
Rhino:One hell of a spear right there by Goldberg…
Mark:Both Roman Reigns and Goldberg are down now after that spear…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“Outcast” plays as Curtis Axel enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Curtis Axel!
Mark:This is his opportunity right now with both men down…
Rhino:He needs to capitalize on it…
Mark:Curtis Axel is trying to get Roman Reigns out of the ring…
Rhino:This is going to be a tough task…
Mark:Curtis Axel lifts him up and tosses Roman Reigns over the top rope…
Rhino:Roman Reigns landed on the ring apron…
Mark:Curtis Axel thinks he eliminated him…
Rhino:He is now going after Goldberg…
Mark:Curtis Axel now attempts to dump Goldberg over the top rope…
Rhino:He almost has him…
Mark:Curtis Axel tosses Goldberg over the top rope…
Rhino:He also landed on the apron…
Mark:Curtis Axel didnt wait to see if he got him out of the ring…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is back in the ring…
Mark:Curtis Axel turns around… SUPERMAN PUNCH!
Rhino:Curtis Axel is out on his feet…
Mark:SPEAR!
Rhino:Curtis Axel is out!
Mark:Roman Reigns now grabs Curtis Axel and tosses him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Curtis Axel Has Been Eliminated!
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“Self High Five” plays as Diamond Dallas Page enters the arena…)
Mark:With Goldberg and Roman Reigns once again face to face… Here comes DDP!
Rhino:This should be interesting…
Mark:Roman Reigns just whipped Goldberg in to the corner…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is now turning his attention to DDP…
Mark:Roman Reigns goes for a right hand… DDP blocks and starts nailing him with right hands… Spinning Clothesline!
Rhino:Nice move there by DDP…
Mark:DDP waits for Roman Reigns to get back up on to his feet… DDP hooks him up and nails him with a Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:DDP is starting to feel it…
Mark:Goldberg spins DDP around… Goldberg goes for a clothesline… DDP ducks… DDP spins Goldberg around… DIAMOND CUTTER!
Rhino:BANG!
Mark:DDP now grabs Goldberg and tosses him out of the ring!
Pa Announcer:Goldberg Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Goldberg just felt the Diamond Cutter and it changed the course of this match up completely…
Mark:It sure has… As Diamond Dallas Page is trying to get Roman Reigns out of the ring in the corner…
Rhino:Roman Reigns has himself tied up in the ropes so he cant be dumped out of the ring…
Mark:Diamond Dallas Page is trying to do his best to get him out of the ring… As we are getting set to find out who the next man in the rumble is going to be…
Rhino:Who is it?
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“Shoot for the Stars” plays as Bo Dallas enters the arena…)
Rhino:Many people BOLIEVE that Bo Dallas could walk out of Nashville as the winner of the 30 Man Over the top rope Rumble…
Mark:Are you one of those people who bolieve it?
Rhino:I am on the fence…
Mark:You don’t fully Bolieve in Bo Dallas…
Rhino:I cant say that I completely Bolieve in Bo Dallas…
Mark:What is stopping you from bolieving?
Rhino:I just need to see it happen in front of my eyes…
Mark:What do you need to see?
Rhino:A miracle!
Mark:Bo Dallas is now in the ring and goes for DDP…
Rhino:He has DDP by the hair…
Mark:Bo Dallas grabs DDP and tosses him right out of the ring!
Pa Announcer:Diamond Dallas Page Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:I BOLIEVE NOW!
Mark:You bolieve now that DDP has been Eliminated?
Rhino:Yes…
Mark:Was that the miracle you were hoping for?
Rhino:Yes it was… I fully BOLIEVE in Bo Dallas…
Mark:Bo Dallas just left the ring through the middle ropes…
Rhino:Its the Bo Train!
Mark:Bo Dallas is doing his victory lap around the ring after eliminating Diamond Dallas Page from this match up…
Rhino:Bo Train… Bo Train… Bo Train!
Mark:Bo Dallas is now getting back in to the ring…
Rhino:Oh No!
Mark:SPEAR!
Rhino:OH NO! NOT BO!
Mark:Bo Dallas was just speared out of his boots by Roman Reigns…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“Hallelujah” plays as Damien Sandow enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its one Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… Damien Sandow!
Mark:The Intellectual Savior of the Masses! And a member of the GWO…
Rhino:He is a former EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:This could be his shot to get back in to the title hunt here in the EWA…
Rhino:Which is completely up for grabs right now…
Mark:Yes it is…
Rhino:He needs to help Bo Dallas though…
Mark:Why does he need to help Bo Dallas?
Rhino:Because I BOLIEVE in BO DALLAS!
Mark:Well there just went Bo Dallas as Roman Reigns just tossed him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Bo Dallas Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:I bolieve that NEXT year will be Bo Dallas’ year…
Mark:You bolieve?
Rhino:I BOLIEVE!
Mark:Damien Sandow now takes his shots at Roman Reigns backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:He is just laying hard shots right in to Roman Reigns…
Mark:Roman Reigns who came up short earlier tonight in the Steel Cage Match is looking to rebound and get another crack at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:We will see if he is able to do just that…
Mark:Roman Reigns is now hanging on for his life…
Rhino:Can he hang on long enough?
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“Huka Blues” plays as Sabu enters the arena…)
Mark:Its Sabu!
Rhino:The Suicidal…
Mark:Homicidal…
Rhino:Genoocidal…
Mark:Death Defying…
Rhino:SABU!
Mark:Sabu heads to the ring with his trusty steel chair in hand…
Rhino:He always seems to have a steel chair in hand no matter where he goes…
Mark:I think its because he always likes to sit down…
Rhino:You think so?
Mark:I would like to believe it…
Rhino:I think its because he just likes to hit people with it…
Mark:Damien Sandow turns around and Sabu just threw the chair right in to the face of Damien Sandow…
Rhino:See!
Mark:Well yeah he does indeed like to throw chairs at people…
Rhino:Like he just did there…
Mark:Yes like he did just there…
Rhino:He still has the chair…
Mark:Roman Reigns catches the thrown chair… Spin Kick! Right in to the steel chair…
Rhino:The chair was just knocked right in to the face of Roman Reigns…
Mark:Roman Reigns is staggering around dazed…Sabu sets up Roman Reigns… DDT!
Rhino:He dropped him with that DDT!
Mark:Sabu is now opening up the chair…
Rhino:Sabu is going to fly…
Mark:Triple Jump… NO! Damien Sandow shoves Sabu off the top rope and he goes flying to the floor!
Pa Announcer:Sabu Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:The crowd is getting excited now…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“Dangerous Politics plays as Heidenreich enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Heidenreich!
Mark:Former EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Heidenreich is here to make an impact in the 2016 May-Hem Rumble…
Rhino:He is going right after Roman Reigns…
Mark:Big Boot to Roman Reigns!
Rhino:Damien Sandow is now going for him…
Mark:Damien Sandow goes for a right hand… Blocked by Heidenreich… Heidenreich kicks Damien Sandow in the midsection… Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:Heidenreich has come to play tonight…
Mark:Damien Sandow now staggers back up on to his feet in one corner…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is back up in another…
Mark:Running Corner Clothesline! To Damien Sandow by Heidenreich…
Rhino:Here comes one for Roman Reigns…
Mark:Big running clothesline in the corner by Heidenreich to Roman Reigns!
Rhino:Heidenreich is on fire…
Mark:Heidenreich is now trying to toss Damien Sandow over the top rope…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is hanging on to the ropes as tight as he can right now..
Mark:Can Heidenreich get him over to the top rope?
Rhino:He is trying his best to do so right now…
Mark:Meanwhile Roman Reigns is able to gather himself here in this match up…
Rhino:He has been through a lot so far tonight so this breather will come in handy hopefully for him…
Mark:Damien Sandow is able to get underneath the bottom rope and back in to the ring…
Rhino:Nice escape by Damien Sandow with the ability to get back in to the ring…
Mark:Roman Reigns now goes from behind and is trying to get Heidenreich over the top rope…
Rhino:Roman Reigns just looked over at Damien Sandow for some help..
Mark:Damien Sandow yelled… You got this…
Rhino:Heidenreich is trying to hang on right now…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“Gold-lust” plays as Goldust enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Goldust!
Mark:The bizarre one has hit the ring…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is trying to make a deal with Goldust right now…
Mark:Why would Goldust agree to a deal with Damien Sandow?
Rhino:Because they can help each other out?
Mark:Its every man for themselves though…
Rhino:You gotta do what you gotta do to survive I suppose…
Mark:Heidenreich slides back in underneath the bottom rope…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is still trying to get Heidenreich out of the ring…
Mark:Goldust and Damien Sandow make a deal…
Rhino:See this a good move…
Mark:They are now going after Roman Reigns… From Behind Damien Sandow attacks Goldust…
Rhino:I told you he shouldnt trust him…
Mark:You said he should trust him…
Rhino:No I didnt…
Mark:Yes you did…
Rhino:Clearly I said he shouldnt trust him…
Mark:No you clearly said it would be good for them to trust each other so they can get further in the match up…
Rhino:I think you misunderstood me…
Mark:No I heard you perfectly fine…
Rhino:No you didnt…
Mark:Im pretty sure I did…
Rhino:This match up is every man for themselves Mark… You cant trust anyone…
Mark:Thats what I said!
Rhino:Lies… I know what you said…
Mark:Then what exactly did I say?
Rhino:What you said was…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
Rhino:No time for that… Its…
(“MmmGorgeous” plays as Tyler Breeze enters the arena…)
Rhino:Now there is someone that Damien Sandow can trust…His tag team championship partner Tyler Breeze!
Mark:Another former EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is trying to get Goldust out of the ring…
Mark:Tyler Breeze and Damien Sandow are both trying to get rid of Goldust right now…
Rhino:I am not sure how much longer Goldust will be able to hold on right now…
Mark:They almost have him over the top rope…
Rhino:What did Damien Sandow just do?
Mark:He just bit the fingers of Goldust…
Rhino:Gross…
Mark:That just loosen the grip of Goldust and Goldust goes falling to the outside…
Pa Announcer:Goldust Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:So long Goldust…
Mark:Damien Sandow and Tyler Breeze are talking over more strategy right now…
Rhino:They seem to be watching Heidenreich trying to get rid of Roman Reigns…
Mark:They know exactly what they want to do…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“Written in the Stars” plays as Stardust enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Stardust! The brother of Goldust…
Mark:Stardust entering the match up means we are half way through the 30 men who will compete here in the 2016 May-Hem Rumble…
Rhino:Stardust is here to stick up for his brother…
Mark:Stardust goes right after the EWA Tag Team Champions…
Rhino:He is taking it to both men…
Mark:Stardust takes both men down with a double clothesline…
Rhino:Damien Sandow staggers back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Ten straight right hands by Stardust to one half of the EWA Tag Team Champions Stardust…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:SUPERMODEL KICK!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze just took Stardust head off with that supermodel kick…
Mark:That he did Rhino…As now Tyler Breeze is trying to eliminate Stardust…
Rhino:Stardust is hanging on for his life right now…
Mark:Just like Roman Reigns is on the other side of the ring…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow and Tyler Breeze just dumped Stardust over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Pa Announcer:Stardust Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:So much for Stardust trying to stick up for his brother…
Mark:He gave it his best shot…
Rhino:If he really gave it his best shot he would have eliminated one of the EWA Tag Team Champions… But clearly he didnt…
Mark:So you are saying he didnt give it his best?
Rhino:Thats exactly what I am saying…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“Veil of Fire” plays as Kane enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its the Big Red Machine!
Mark:Kane has hit the ring and is going right for the EWA Tag Team Champions…
Rhino:This is not good for them…
Mark:Big hard shot right to the throat of Tyler Breeze takes him off of his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Damien Sandow…
Mark:Damien Sandow just eats a big boot from Kane!
Rhino:I don’t think he liked the taste of that big boot…
Mark:No he didnt…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:CHOKESLAM! NO!
Rhino:Damien Sandow just attacked Kane from behind…
Mark:Tyler Breeze and Damien Sandow are now putting the boots to Kane…
Rhino:This is why they are the EWA Tag Team Champions… They always have each others back…
Mark:Which will play a big part in this match up…
Rhino:Yes it will…
Mark:YOU’RE WELCOME!
Rhino:Damien Sandow just drilled Kane right in to the mat…
Mark:Tyler Breeze and Damien Sandow quickly get Kane up on to his feet…
Rhino:Look at them work…
Mark:Tyler Breeze and Damien Sandow toss Kane right out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Kane Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:I am shocked at how fast Kane has been eliminated from this match up… I really thought he would have lasted longer…
Mark:I thought he would have as well…
Rhino:SUPERMAN PUNCH!
Mark:Heidenreich just ate a big time Superman Punch from Roman Reign…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:From behind The EWA Tag Team Champions grab a hold of Roman Reigns and toss him out of the ring!
Pa Announcer:Roman Reigns Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Roman Reigns had been in the ring for over twenty two minutes before being eliminated…
Mark:Impressive showing for Roman Reigns…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“The Second Coming” plays as Seth Rollins enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Seth Rollins!
Mark:Some would call him the future of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Rhino:Some would… Some wouldnt… You never know…
Mark:Seth Rollins goes right for Heidenreich who was struggling to get back up on to his feet in the corner…
Rhino:I think he was paying close attention to what was going on with the gWo and realizes maybe he should avoid them for now…
Mark:That would be smart strategy…
Rhino:It would…
Mark:A Shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship is on the line here in this match up where it is every man for themselves…
Rhino:Which means it could come down to Tyler Breeze and Damien Sandow battling for a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Both are former EWA World Heavyweight Champions who probably hope to get the championship back at some point in their respective EWA Careers…
Rhino:That is the goal for everyone to be the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Seth Rollins has Heidenreich almost over the ropes…
Rhino:Heidenreich is trying to hang on…
Mark:Seth Rollins is able to dump him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Heidenereich Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:So long Heidenreich…
Mark:Seth Rollins is now looking at what is in front of him…
Rhino:And that is the EWA Tag Team Champions…
Mark:Seth Rollins is trying to work out a deal with the EWA Tag Team Champions…
Rhino:Seth Rollins always has a game plan…
Mark:But can he talk himself out of this situation…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its THE ROCK!
Mark:The former EWA World Heavyweight Champion is headed to the ring and he is ready to fight…
Rhino:Yes he is…
Mark:Seth Rollins is tasting right hands from The Rock…
Rhino:He just got taken off of his feet with a big right hand…
Mark:The EWA Tag Team Champions charge at The Rock… The Rock ducks the double clothesline… The Rock hits them with a Double Clothesline of his own!
Rhino:Look at The Rock go…
Mark:Seth Rollins staggers back up on to his feet… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:The Rock just drilled him in to the mat with that Spinebuster…
Mark:Look Out! SUPERMODEL KICK! NO!
Rhino:The Rock just ducked the kick…
Mark:The Rock is setting him up… ROCK BOTTOM! NO!
Rhino:Damien Sandow just attacked him from behind…
Mark:Tyler Breeze and Damien Sandow are now putting the boots to The Rock…
Rhino:Seth Rollins is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Seth Rollins is now joining in on the party…
Rhino:Its a three on one attack on The Rock right now…
Mark:The odds are clearly not in his favor right now…
Rhino:No they arent…
Mark:Three men just stomping away at the back of the former EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“Retaliation” plays as Dean Ambrose enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Dean Ambrose!
Mark:Seth Rollins isnt happy…
Rhino:He had that Oh Shit look on his face…
Mark:Dean Ambrose is storming to the ring…
Rhino:He is going right for Dean Ambrose…
Mark:Both men are just slugging it out right now…
Rhino:Look at them go back and forth with right hands…
Mark:Dean Ambrose with a huge kick to the midsection… DIRTY DEEDS!
Rhino:He got all of that one…
Mark:Seth Rollins pops up on to his feet…
Rhino:He is just out on his feet…
Mark:Dean Ambrose charges… Big Clothesline! Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose both go tumbling over the top rope and to the floor…
Pa Announcer:Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins Have Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Dean Ambrose just eliminated himself from this match up by accident…
Mark:His momentum just took him over the top rope…
Rhino:There was nothing he could do to stop the momentum…
Mark:Seth Rollins is leaving through the crowd so he doesnt have to go any where near Dean Ambrose…
Rhino:That may be a good thing for Seth Rollins…
Mark:Right now Damien Sandow and Tyler Breeze are trying to eliminate The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is hanging on the best that he can right now…
Mark:Look how he has his feet position in the ropes…
Rhino:That is clearly someone who has been in a Royal Rumble before…
Mark:Yes it clearly is… He knows his way around the ring…
Rhino:He is The Rock after all…
Mark:They are continuing to try to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:How much longer can he hang on for?
Mark:He has to hang on as long as he can…
Rhino:It seems like its going to be tough to stay like that for a long time…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“Diesel Blues” plays as Kevin Nash enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Kevin Nash!
Mark:Big Daddy Cool!
Rhino:Diesel!
Mark:Big Sexy!
Rhino:Oz!
Mark:Oz?
Rhino:Yes… Oz!
Mark:I don’t think he would be happy with you mentioning Oz…
Rhino:Okay fine… VINNY VEGAS!
Mark:I don’t think he is going to be happy you called him Vinny Vegas either…
Rhino:Why not?
Mark:Because he doesnt want to be remembered for being either of those characters…
Rhino:My bad… Can we just erase those comments from the archive…
Mark:No…
Rhino:Why not?
Mark:That isnt how this works…
Rhino:Damn It!
Mark:Damien Sandow is fighting with Kevin Nash…
Rhino:He is trying to get the big man in the corner…
Mark:Kevin Nash turns the tables on Damien Sandow and now starts nailing him with big knees in the corner…
Rhino:He is just connecting with those knees…
Mark:Kevin Nash is just driving the air right out from Damien Sandow… Kevin Nash hooks him up… Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is trying to hang on now…
Mark:The Rock almost has Tyler Breeze out of the ring…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Lone Jobber!
Mark:Lone Jobber comes right in to the ring and he goes right for Kevin Nash…
Rhino:Lone Jobber isnt afraid of anyone…
Mark:Lone Jobber with right hands to Kevin Nash…
Rhino:He is trying to back him up in to the ropes…
Mark:Lone Jobber backs him up in to the ropes… Lone Jobber now charges… Clothesline! NO! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Kevin Nash just back dropped Lone Jobber over the top rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber landed on the apron…
Rhino:He was lucky to land on the apron…
Mark:Kevin Nash turns around… Lone Jobber slingshots himself back in to the ring and nails Kevin Nash with a Shoulder Block!
Rhino:Kevin Nash is staggering backwards…
Mark:Lone Jobber comes off the ropes and nails Kevin Nash with another shoulder block…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is rocking again…
Mark:Flying Shoulder Block!
Rhino:That one knocked Kevin Nash in to the ropes…
Mark:Lone Jobber lines him up… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Kevin Nash just went over the top rope and to the floor…
Pa Announcer:Kevin Nash Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:That was a big elimination in this match up…
Mark:Yes it was…
Rhino:Damien Sandow and Tyler Breeze are trying to get The Rock out of the ring…
Mark:The Rock is hanging on the best that he can right now…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“Meet The Master” plays as Mondo The Masterful enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Mondo The Masterful!
Mark:Lone Jobber is smirking seeing that Mondo The Masterful is coming to the ring…
Rhino:Mondo looks ready to fight…
Mark:Yes he does…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is telling him to bring the fight…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful charges at Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber ducks the clothesline and now spins him around… Kick to the midsection… The Heritage!
Rhino:He just planted him with The Heritage…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now trying to scoop Mondo The Masterful up off the mat…
Rhino:He has to dump him out of the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber is dragging him to the ropes…
Rhino:Mondo is trying to hang on…
Mark:The Rock on the other side of the ring just barely survived elimination as he slid underneath the bottom rope…
Rhino:That was a close one for The Rock…
Mark:Lone Jobber has Mondo off of his feet and he dumps him over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Pa Announcer:Mondo The Masterful Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:I don’t think Mondo was so masterful in this May-Hem Rumble…
Mark:No he wasnt…
Rhino:Well there is always next year…
Mark:If there is even a next year…
Rhino:Thats a good point…
Mark:If Bray Wyatt wins in our Main Event… There may not be a next year…
Rhino:I have been caught up in all of the excitement of the Rumble and forgot that it looms…
Mark:Triple H will have to defeat Bray Wyatt to keep control of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance in the hands of Shane McMahon…
Rhino:Which is what we all want…
Mark:No one wants to see Bray Wyatt in control of the EWA…
Rhino:No we don’t…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“Crank It Up” plays as The Big Show enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Big Show!
Mark:The Worlds Largest Athlete is coming to the ring…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is big… But Big Show… He is REALLY Big…
Mark:Big Show comes right in to the ring and Lone Jobber goes right after him and he eats a headbutt from Big Show…
Rhino:Here comes Tyler Breeze…
Mark:Big Show nails him with a big headbutt as well…
Rhino:It is now Damien Sandow’s turn…
Mark:Big Boot!
Rhino:Big Show is just taking everyone out…
Mark:The Rock turns around… CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:Big Show is standing tall over everyone right now…
Mark:They are all going to need to work together to get rid of the Big Show…
Rhino:That is easier said than done…
Mark:Yes it is…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is back up on to his feet…
Mark:So is Damien Sanodw…
Rhino:Big Show just grabbed them both by the necks…
Mark:DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:Down go the EWA Tag Team Champions…
Mark:Big Show is unstoppable…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now up…
Mark:KNOCKOUT PUNCH!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is knocked out…
Mark:Bodies lay at the feet of the Big Show…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Rhino:Subway has arrived!
Mark:Subway is now trying to shake off his loss a little while ago when he lost to Retro Play in the FTW Championship Ladder Match…
Rhino:Subway is taking the Sabu approach…
Mark:He just threw a chair right at Big Show…
Rhino:That shook the big man…
Mark:Subway picks back up the chair and nails him in the midsection…
Rhino:He is just trying to use the chair to knock him back to the ropes…
Mark:That is smart strategy by Subway…
Rhino:One more shot!
Mark:Big Show is dazed… Subway charges and nails him with a clothesline!
Rhino:That knocked him backwards some more…
Mark:Subway charges with another clothesline…
Rhino:Big Show is almost near the ropes…
Mark:Subway charges in again… Clothesline! No!
Rhino:Big Show grabs him by the throat…
Mark:CHOKESLAM! NO! DOUBLE SUPERKICK!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze and Damien Sandow just hit a double superkick on Big Show…
Mark:Big Show is up against the ropes… Triple Clothesline by Tyler Breeze, Damien Sandow and Subway!
Rhino:Big Show is gone!
Pa Announcer:Big Show Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:That was nice team work right there…
Mark:Damien Sandow and Tyler Breeze now turn their attention right to Subway and are backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:They are taking turns with shots to Subway…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“Bad Boy” plays as Scott Hall enters the arena…)
Rhino:The other half of the Outsiders Scott Hall has arrived here in the May-Hem Rumble…
Mark:The former Extreme Bowl winner back in the day as Razor Ramon…
Rhino:Can he win his first ever May-Hem Rumble?
Mark:Scott Hall nails The Rock with right hands… Big right hand that knocks The Rock right off of his feet…
Rhino:The Rock is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Scott Hall sets him up… Fallaway Slam!
Rhino:Vintage Scott Hall!
Mark:Scott Hall is now calling for The Edge…
Rhino:This could put The Rock away…
Mark:Scott Hall has The Rock up… THE EDGE! NO!
Rhino:The Rock escapes…
Mark:The Rock spins Scott Hall around… ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:The Rock just planted him…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs a hold of The Rock and quickly tosses him out of the ring!
Pa Announcer:The Rock Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Lone Jobber just took advantage of a situation and scored with a big elimination right there getting rid of The Rock…
Mark:The Rock was one of the favorites to win the May-Hem Rumble…
Rhino:And Lone Jobber was able to eliminate him from contention…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now trying to get Scott Hall out of the ring…
Rhino:Scott Hall is hanging on for his life…
Mark:So is Subway on the other side of the ring…
Rhino:Can Subway hang on?
Mark:Scott Hall gets dumped over the ropes but lands on the ring apron…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“I Want It All” plays as Teddy Teal enters the arena…)
Rhino:What The hell?
Mark:Is that Teddy?
Rhino:Lone Jobber can not believe his eyes right now…
Mark:Boy has Teddy grown…
Rhino:I believe he turns nine years old this year…
Mark:I didnt know that Teddy aged…
Rhino:Neither did I… But I am just taking a wild guess…
Mark:Lone Jobber is laughing seeing Teddy come to the ring…
Rhino:He is all decked out in teal ring gear…
Mark:We are being told that Teddy is on Twitter as well… At EWAsTeddyTeal…
Rhino:How can a stuff animal have a twitter?
Mark:Its like cats having an instagram… Its a thing…
Rhino:Well okay then…
Mark:Teddy is in the ring and he goes to hug Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is very puzzled at what is going on here?
Mark:Teddy tries to belly to belly suplex Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber blocked it…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a Belly to Belly Suplex of his own to Teddy Teal…
Rhino:I dont think thats the real Teddy…
Mark:You think?
Rhino:Just a hunch…
Mark:Lone Jobber now grabs Teddy Teal and tosses him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Teddy Teal Has Been Eliminated!
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“Boom Boom” plays as Colt Cabana enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here comes Colt Cabana…
Mark:Colt Cabana comes right in to the ring and he just dumped Scott Hall right out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Scott Hall Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:So long Scott Hall…
Mark:Colt Cabana from behind dumps Damien Sandow and Tyler Breeze out of the ring!
Rhino:Double Elimination!
Pa Announcer:Damien Sandow and Tyler Breeas Have Been Eliminated!
Rhino:The EWA Tag Team Champions had a good run here in the May-Hem rumble…
Mark:Colt Cabana just came in as a house of fire and eliminated three people in less than a minute…
Rhino:Lone Jobber and Colt Cabana are now face to face in the center of the ring…
Mark:Here they go!
Rhino:They are slugging it out…
Mark:Both men are just going back and forth trading shot after shot right now…
Rhino:They are opening up on one another…
Mark:Colt Cabana whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Thez Press! With right hands by Colt Cabana…
Rhino:He is laying those right hands in…
Mark:Colt Cabana turns around… SUBLINE!
Rhino:Subway just blindsided him with that Subline…
Mark:Colt Cabana didnt see that one coming at all,,,
Rhino:Subway is now trying to eliminate Colt Cabana from this match up…
Mark:Colt Cabana is trying to hang on right now…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:He seems a little out of it as he gets up in the corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber now gathers himself and is trying to help Subway get rid of Colt Cabana…
Mark:Can Colt Cabana hang on?
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“U Cant Touch This” plays as Ned Tesseract enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its one half of Camera Chaos… Ned Tesseract!
Mark:Here he comes with a full head of Steam…
Rhino:Subway spots him coming in to the ring…
Mark:Subway grabs Ned and uses all of his momentum and runs him across the ring and over the top rope goes Ned Tesseract!
Pa Announcer:Ned Tesseract Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:That has to be one of the quickest eliminations in the history of the May-Hem rumble…
Mark:Someone will probably go back and research what the quickest elimination in history was…
Rhino:What do think this one was?
Mark:By all accounts it looked like this one was close to six seconds…
Rhino:I think the stat guy will probably have to dig through all of the footage to find out who was the quickest elimination if it wasnt Ned Tesseract…
Mark:We will see if he does or doesnt…
Rhino:Yes we will…
Mark:Colt Cabana just slid back in to the ring…
Rhino:Subway is now trying to get Lone Jobber out of the ring…
Mark:Can Lone Jobber hang on?
Rhino:He has his feet tied up in the ropes pretty good right now…
Mark:A veteran of past Royal Rumbles… Lone Jobber knows how to survive…
Rhino:Colt Cabana just attacked Subway from behind…
Mark:He caught him with a good double axe handle right to the back of the head…
Rhino:He did rock him with that shot…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“U Cant Touch This” plays as Jay Jixel enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Jay Jixel!
Mark:The other half of Camera Chaos…
Rhino:Hopefully he stays in the ring longer than Ned did…
Mark:Jay Jixhel nails Colt Cabana with right hands… Colt Cabana now blocks the right hands and nails him with an atomic drop!
Rhino:He has double the time already…
Mark:Another Atomic Drop!
Rhino:Jay Jixhel is staggering around dazed…
Mark:Colt Cabana now clotheslines him over the top rope and to the floor goes Jay Jixhel…
Pa Announcer:Jay Jixhel Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Jay Jixhel will at least have some bragging rights over Ned Tesseract for a while…
Mark:There is at least that…
Rhino:Subway almost has Lone Jobber eliminated from this match up…
Mark:There is only one man left to enter this match up…
Rhino:This will be a prized spot for anyone to enter…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Buzzer)
(“gWo MmmGorgeous Remix” plays as Cuban Pete enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Cuban Pete!
Mark:Shane McMahon did challenge Cuban Pete to compete in the May-Hem Rumble and here he is…
Rhino:We now have the final four men in this match up…
Mark:From behind… Cuban Pete just tossed Subway out of the ring!
Pa Announcer:Subway Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:We are now down to three…
Mark:Cuban Pete just went face to face with Colt Cabana…
Rhino:Here we go…
Mark:Colt Cabana nails him with right hands…
Rhino:Cuban Pete is firing back with right hands of his own…
Mark:Colt Cabana kicks him in the midsection… Powerbomb! No!
Rhino:Cuban Pete escapes…
Mark:Spin Kick!
Rhino:Nice kick by Cuban Pete!
Mark:Cuban Pete now grabs Colt Cabana by the legs…
Rhino:What is he going to do here?
Mark:GIANT SWING!
Rhino:Look at the rotation on the swing by Cuban Pete…
Mark:Twelve Rotations on that Giant Swing…
Rhino:Impressive!
Mark:Cuban Pete is a little dazed after that swing…
Rhino:Watch out!
Mark:LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…
Mark:Cuban Pete falls back in to the ropes… Lone Jobber with a big clothesline and it sends Cuban Pete over the top rope and to the floor!
Pa Announcer:Cuban Pete Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:From Behind!
Mark:Colt Cabana lifts Lone Jobber up and over the top rope…
Rhino:Colt Cabana has done it…
Mark:Wait! No he hasnt…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is hanging on…
Mark:Lone Jobber skins the cat like Shawn Michaels has done in the past back in to the ring…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is celebrating…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs Colt Cabana from behind and tosses him out of the ring! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber just picked up a huge win by winning the May-Hem Rumble!
Mark:He now gets a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship any time he chooses…
Rhino:Lone Jobber knows how valuable that is…
Mark:With the uncertain future that hangs in the balance… This contract will come in handy…
Rhino:Yes it will…
Mark:Lone Jobber takes his celebration to the back… As we now get set for the introduction for the 2016 EWA Hall of Fame…
(“Here comes the Money” plays as Shane McMahon enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here is Shane O Mac to do the introduction…
Shane:There are many things that this company represents… But the one thing that this company represents more than anything else is Excellence… And there is one man who in the history of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance that truly represents that word… Excellence. That man is the person who will be inducted in to the Extreme Wrestling Alliance Hall of Fame this year… Before I announce who this man is… I will state that we did reach out to this person and they informed us that their schedule would not allow to them to appear here tonight… But we have given them an open opportunity to appear in front of you… The fans of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance at any point in time to accept this honor… Now with that said… The person who is being inducted in to the Extreme Wrestling Alliance has won every single major championship that the EWA has ever offered… He has had historical battles with some of the greats in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance including memorable moments with the likes of the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels… The Game Triple H… Who he won his first World Championship from… He has had a personal war with Big Daddy Ace and he has gone toe to toe in every match imaginable with Lone Jobber…
Rhino:I think I know who it is…
Shane:While I may have never seen eye to eye with this individual at all times… It is my honor and privilege to induct… The one time Psycronic.. The one time Psyko Boy… The Glorious One himself… The Answer William McConnell in to the EWA HALL OF FAME!
(Crowd Cheers Loudly)
Shane:On behalf of the entire Extreme Wrestling Alliance… We would like to thank you Will for everything you have ever done for us… And your impact on the EWA will never be forgotten…
Crowd:Thank You Will… Thank You Will… Thank You Will!
Shane:Thank You Will!
(Video Package plays highlighting the career of William McConnell)
Rhino:It is awesome to know that William McConnell will always be in the EWA Hall of Fame…
Mark:He is one of the all time greats… But now the future hangs in the balance… Lets go to the ring for the introductions…
Hell in a Cell Match
Triple H vs Bray Wyatt
*If Bray Wyatt Wins He Gets Control of the EWA
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the HELL IN A CELL MATCH set for one fall… Introducing first… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“The Game” Plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…
(Wyatt Screech)
Bray Wyatt:Nashville… I’M HERE!
(“Live in Fear” plays as Bray Wyatt enters the arena…)
Mark:Bray Wyatt is pacing back and forth outside of the cage…
Rhino:Triple H is yelling for him to get inside the cage…
Mark:Is Bray Wyatt having second thoughts about entering the cage?
Rhino:Triple H is all fired up and I think that look in Triple H’s eyes may be having Bray Wyatt second guessing this decision…
Mark:Triple H is waiting no longer as he is going out of the cell right after Bray Wyatt…
Rhino:Here we go…
Mark:Triple H is laying in the right hands to Bray Wyatt on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Look at him just lay in the shots to Bray Wyatt…
Mark:Triple H grabs Bray Wyatt and tosses him face first in to the steel cage…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is staggering backwards…
Mark:Triple H grabs him one more time and now rams Bray Wyatt head first in to the steel cage…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is a little dazed after that second shot…
Mark:I would be as well…
Rhino:You notice that Triple H didnt come to the ring tonight with the King of Kings Music… He came out tonight with The Game… Showing that tonight the Cerebral Assassin has come to fight for this company…
Mark:Triple H kicks Bray Wyatt in the midsection…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:PEDIGREE! NO! Bray Wyatt escapes away from Triple H…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is walking up the ramp to compose himself…
Mark:Triple H charges and clotheslines Bray Wyatt from behind!
Rhino:Triple H is not letting Bray Wyatt get away…
Mark:Triple H turns Bray Wyatt over and goes to mount him but Bray Wyatt kicks Triple H in the gut…
Rhino:That will slow Triple H down for a moment…
Mark:Bray Wyatt back up on to his feet and now grabs Triple H by the neck and tosses him over his shoulders and right down on to the steel…
Rhino:Big toss by Bray Wyatt…
Mark:Bray Wyatt is now stomping Triple H on the ramp…
Rhino:He is just putting the boots to him…
Mark:Bray Wyatt now hooks up Triple H up and nails him with a suplex on to the steel ramp…
Rhino:The Game is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Bray Wyatt now pulls Triple H up on to his feet and is dragging him by the head towards the cell…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is about to return the favor…
Mark:Bray Wyatt now tosses Triple H head first in to the cell…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering around…
Mark:Bray Wyatt now opens up to the cell door and now puts Triple H’s head in the opening…
Rhino:Dont do this…
Mark:Bray Wyatt slams the door right on the head of Triple H!
Rhino:Triple H head must be ringing right now…
Mark:Bray Wyatt and Triple H are now both inside the cell and this match up is officially underway…
Rhino:The cell is being locked…
Mark:Triple H is back up on to his feet and Bray Wyatt nails Triple H with hard right hands…
Rhino:He is just hammering him with shots…
Mark:Bray Wyatt throws Triple H in to the side of the steel cage…
Rhino:Triple H went back first in to the cage…
Mark:Bray Wyatt is yelling at the fans right now…
Rhino:They are getting on him right now…
Mark:Bray Wyatt now tosses Triple H back in to the ring…
Rhino:First time both men have been in the ring in this match up…
Mark:Triple H gets up on to his feet and Bray Wyatt takes him off of his feet with a clothesline…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is bringing the fight right back to Triple H who brought it at the very beginning before the bell officially sounded…
Mark:Triple H is now being choked by Bray Wyatt…
Rhino:There is nothing the referee can do about the choke…
Mark:Bray Wyatt is just yelling in the face of Triple H to give it up…
Rhino:He wants to hear Triple H quit and give him completely control of the EWA…
Mark:Bray Wyatt now pulls Triple H back up on to his feet and tosses him across the ring…
Rhino:The Cerebral Assassin is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Bray Wyatt charges and drives Triple H right in to the corner… Triple H is trying to stand up straight in the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Bray Wyatt…
Mark:Bray Wyatt charges with a clothesline!
Rhino:Triple H is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Bray Wyatt lifts him up and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:He drilled him in to the canvas with a lot of force…
Mark:Bray Wyatt now goes back to choking Triple H…
Rhino:Again there is nothing that the referee can do about it…
Mark:Triple H is trying to crawl to the ropes but they do nothing for him…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt let the choke hold go…
Mark:Triple H is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet… Bray Wyatt charges and knees him right in the midsection knocking Triple H through the ropes and to the floor…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt goes right out after Triple H on the outside…
Mark:Bray Wyatt grabs Triple H and throws him in to the cage…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is a monster like none other than we have ever seen here in the EWA… He might not be one of the biggest we have ever seen… But he is one of the most dangerous…
Mark:Triple H pulls himself up on to his feet… Bray Wyatt charges… Triple H side steps him and Bray Wyatt goes crashing in to the steel…
Rhino:Triple H needs to capitalize right away…
Mark:Triple H grabs a hold of Bray Wyatt and just opens up with right hands as he has him leaned up against the steel cell wall…
Rhino:Triple H is just laying in those shots…
Mark:Triple H grabs him by the hair and yanks him back in to the cage wall…
Rhino:Triple H isnt done…
Mark:One more time Triple H yanks Bray Wyatt’s head backwards and he goes in to the steel cell wall…
Rhino:Triple H is now tossing Bray Wyatt in to the ring…
Mark:Triple H also now has a steel chair…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Bray Wyatt turns around and Triple H lays him out with a Steel Chair Shot!
Rhino:Triple H isnt done with the chair…
Mark:Bray Wyatt rolls on to his back and Triple H just smashes him repeatedly with chair shot after chair shot right across the back of Bray Wyatt…
Rhino:That was six chair shots right across the back of Bray Wyatt…
Mark:The chair has been bent because of the repeated shots across the back of Bray Wyatt…
Rhino:Triple H just threw the chair down after letting all of that aggression out…
Mark:Triple H turns him over and now drops a knee right in to the face of Bray Wyatt… As Triple H now mounts Bray Wyatt and just opens up with right hands…
Rhino:He is trying to bust him open with those right hands…
Mark:So far no luck on busting Bray Wyatt open…
Rhino:But those punches are having an effect right now…
Mark:Ten straight right hands to the forehead of the Eater of Worlds Bray Wyatt…
Rhino:Triple H is now wedging the steel chair in between the turnbuckles…
Mark:Triple H is pulling Bray Wyatt up by his hair…
Rhino:The Game has something in mind…
Mark:Triple H throws Bray Wyatt head first in to the steel chair that was wedged in the corner…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is out on his feet as he just fell backwards…
Mark:Triple H has gone to the outside of the ring and is getting another steel chair…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H back in the ring… Bray Wyatt turns around and Triple H nails him with the Steel Chair!
Rhino:Bray Wyatt was busted open after that chair shot…
Mark:Triple H is now once again mounts Bray Wyatt and nails him with straight right hands…
Rhino:He is making the cut worse…
Mark:More blood is starting to flow from the forehead of Bray Wyatt…
Rhino:You can see some satisfaction on the face of Triple H right now as he is finally able to do some damage to Bray Wyatt and make him pay for all of the suffering he has been going through the last few months…
Mark:Bray Wyatt is really bleeding right now…
Rhino:That is a lot of blood…
Mark:Triple H is now laying the chair out in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is setting up Bray Wyatt…
Mark:PEDIGREE! NO! LOW BLOW!
Rhino:Bray Wyatt just low blowed Triple H and that just stopped his momentum big time…
Mark:The Eater of Worlds had to do something to slow down Triple H and that was what he resorted to…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:He is attempting to wipe the blood out of his eyes right now…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt just looked at the blood on his hands and just laughed…
Mark:Bray Wyatt now mounts Triple H and starts nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is returning the favor…
Mark:Bray Wyatt picks Triple H up now… Powerbomb!
Rhino:He just drilled him right in to the mat…
Mark:Bray Wyatt comes off the ropes… Running Senton Splash!
Rhino:Bray Wyatt isnt done…
Mark:Bray Wyatt lays the chair underneath Triple H… Bray Wyatt comes off the ropes… Running Senton Splash!
Rhino:That had to hurt the back of Triple H…
Mark:It was a smart move on Bray Wyatt’s part to even give him a little bit of credit… Most people put the weapon on top of the opponent which does damage to the opponent… But also does damage to them… Bray Wyatt changed it around and didnt suffer the damage… Which was smart…
Rhino:You hated saying that didnt you?
Mark:Yes I did…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is now trying to figure out his next move…
Mark:Triple H is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…Bray Wyatt whips Triple H in to the ropes… Running Avalanche!
Rhino:He just took Triple H right off of his feet…
Mark:Bray Wyatt is starting to feel it right now…
Rhino:The fans are getting on Bray Wyatt some more right now…
Mark:The future of the EWA hangs in the balance right now…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt just went to the outside of the ring and is bringing a couple of steel chairs in to the ring…
Mark:The New Face of Fear Bray Wyatt has the chairs opened up…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Bray Wyatt sets him up… STANDING SIDE SLAM THROUGH THE CHAIRS!
Rhino:Those chairs just bent right in half…
Mark:Bray Wyatt covers Triple H for the first time 1……………….2…………3………NO!
Rhino:Triple H was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Bray Wyatt is telling him to stay down…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt just pulled a couple of more chairs out from underneath the ring and is bringing them in to the ring right now…
Mark:Those chairs have once again been opened up…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is pulling Triple H up on to his feet…
Mark:STANDING SIDE SLAM THROUGH THE CHAIRS AGAIN!
Rhino:Those chairs just like the first set bent right in half…
Mark:Bray Wyatt covers Triple H again 1………………..2………..3……….NO!
Rhino:Triple H kicks out again…
Mark:Bray Wyatt is getting annoyed that he thought Triple h would have stayed down after those side slams…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is picking up one of the bent chairs and is folding it up…
Mark:Triple H staggers up on to his feet… Bray Wyatt lines him up… STEEL CHAIR SHOT!
Rhino:Triple H is busted wide open after that steel chair shot…
Mark:Bray Wyatt is yelling at him to bleed…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is mounting Triple H now…
Mark:Big time right hands from the Destroyer Bray Wyatt…
Rhino:Triple H is really bleeding right now…
Mark:Bray Wyatt tosses Triple H out of the ring…
Rhino:What is he going to do outside of the ring?
Mark:Well it appears he is using the cage wall as a cheese grater…
Rhino:Well that would do it…
Mark:You can see the steel just ripping at the flesh of Triple H…
Rhino:He is ripping that cut wide open…
Mark:Both men are losing a lot of blood…
Rhino:They have lost a lot of blood and Triple H continues to loose some as Bray Wyatt continues to grate his face in to that steel…
Mark:The future of the EWA is in the hands of Triple H… Bray Wyatt is looking to rip it away from him like he is doing his flesh right now…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is picking up Triple H…
Mark:Triple H gets tossed head first in to the steel…
Rhino:The Game is in a lot of trouble right now…
Mark;Bray Wyatt just tossed Triple H in to the ring…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is searching for something underneath the ring…
Mark:Bray Wyatt has found the sledgehammer…
Rhino:He is going to finish Triple H off with his own weapon…
Mark:That would be very fitting if that were to happen…
Rhino:The Game is struggling to get back up…
Mark:Bray Wyatt is lining up The Game with the Sledgehammer…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:SLEDGEHAMMER! NO! SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:The Game just saved himself right now…
Mark:The instincts of Triple H just paid off for him right there countering that shot with a spinebuster… Triple H falls on top of Bray Wyatt 1………………2…………3……NO!
Rhino:Bray Wyatt was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Triple H is now slowly getting to his feet…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is getting back up slowly as well…
Mark:Triple H scores now with a couple of right hands and shoots him off in to the ropes… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:He just drilled him right back in to the canvas…
Mark:Triple H is as quickly as he can picking up Bray Wyatt… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Triple H is going to save the company…
Mark:Triple H covers Bray Wyatt 1……………………..2………………3……………NO!
Rhino:Bray Wyatt just kicked out of the Pedigree…
Mark:Thats a very rare occurrence…
Rhino:Not many people have ever kicked out of the Pedigree and Bray Wyatt just did…
Mark:Triple H is now looking to finish of Bray Wyatt…
Rhino:Triple H has the sledgehammer!
Mark:Bray Wyatt is staggering to his feet…
Rhino:Look Out!
(Wyatt Screech)
Rhino:WHAT THE HELL!
(Lights Turn On)
Mark:Harper and Rowan!
Rhino:They are trying to break the cage door open…
Mark:This has Triple H distracted…
Rhino:They werent suppose to come anywhere near the cell…
Mark:They are doing anything they can to save their leader…
Rhino:Shane McMahon!
Mark:Shane McMahon just ran and dove on top of both men…
Rhino:He is here trying to help out his brother in law Triple H…
Mark:The Game is on the outside of the ring trying to stop them from getting in to the cage…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is now climbing up the cell and is taunting Harper and Rowan…
Mark:Shane McMahon is challenging them to come fight him on top of the cell…
Rhino:Is Shane McMahon nuts?
Mark:I think he is… Erick Rowan and Luke Harper are now climbing up to the top of the cell with Shane McMahon…
Rhino:I think Bray Wyatt yelled to get him…
Mark:Bray Wyatt and Triple H are now trading shots on the outside of the ring right now…
Rhino:They are two bloody men slugging it out…
Mark:Triple H grabs Bray Wyatt and now tosses him in to the steel wall!
Rhino:Shane McMahon has a steel chain in his hand and is wrapping his fist with it…
Mark:Harper and Rowan go on the attack on Shane McMahon…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is trying to survive this two on one attack right now…
Mark:Shane McMahon is sacrificing himself for this company right now…
Rhino:The chain just got knocked out of his hands…
Mark:Triple H just brought a table in to the ring…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt has just staggered up…
Mark:Triple H takes him off of his feet with a clothesline…
Rhino:Triple H just rolled back in to the ring to finish setting up the table…
Mark:Shane McMahon just got double clotheslined by Harper and Rowan on top of the Hell in a Cell…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt just got tossed back in to the ring by Triple H…
Mark:Triple H notices the Sledgehammer again…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is getting back up to on his feet…
Mark:SLEDGEHAMMER TO THE SKULL!
Rhino:Thats the knockout shot to the Bloody Bray Wyatt…
Mark:Triple H covers Bray Wyatt 1………………….2………………3………………. ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Bray Wyatt some how just got his shoulder up…
Mark:Triple H can not believe it…
Rhino:Triple H is now trying to figure out what to do…
Mark:Bray Wyatt is rolling around the ring…
Rhino:Oh No… Look at the top of the cell…
Mark:INCOMING!
Rhino:HOLY SHIT!
Mark:DOUBLE CHOKESLAM OFF THE TOP OF THE CELL! SHANE MCMAHON JUST WENT CRASHING THROUGH THE FRENCH ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Rhino:We need help out here for Shane McMahon…
Mark:Shane McMahon isnt moving…
Rhino:The medical team cant get to Shane McMahon because of the cell…
Mark:Triple H just noticed what happened…
Rhino:He has a concerned look on his face right now…
Mark:Triple H turns his attention back to Bray Wyatt… Triple H picks him up… Bray Wyatt rakes the eyes… SISTER ABIGAIL!
Rhino:Oh No!
Mark:Bray Wyatt covers Triple H 1………………2……………..3………………….ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Oh Thank God!
Mark:Triple H was able to get his shoulder up at the very last second…
Rhino:Harper and Rowan are now trying to climb down the cell right now…
Mark:Bray Wyatt is now bringing a ladder in to the ring…
Rhino:What is he going to do with a ladder…
Mark:Bray Wyatt has it setup in the corner…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Bray Wyatt with an irish whip… Triple H with a reversal and Bray Wyatt just went crashing in to the ladder…
Rhino:That just backfired…
Mark:Triple H kicks him in the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:YES!
Mark:Triple H covers Bray Wyatt 1…………………2………………………….
Rhino:The referee just got pulled out of the ring by Luke Harper…
Mark:They were able to break in to the cell…
Rhino:Damn It!
Mark;Triple H had this match up where he wanted it…
Rhino:Triple H is now fighting off both Harper and Rowan…
Mark:Triple H just made them both collide in to one another…
Rhino:The Game is back in the ring…
Mark:Triple H picks up Bray Wyatt… SLEDGEHAMMER!
Rhino:Bray Wyatt just nailed Triple H in the face with the sledgehammer…
Mark:The Game is out on his feet… SLEDGEHAMMER TO THE SKULL!
Rhino:That had to be the knockout shot right there…
Mark:Bray Wyatt is now instructing Harper and Rowan right now…
Rhino:They just opened up the ladder and put a table in position…
Mark:Bray Wyatt is climbing a ladder…
Rhino:What is he doing?
Mark:Triple H is being fed to Bray Wyatt now…
Rhino:Oh no…
Mark:SISTER ABIGAIL OFF THE LADDER THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mark:Bray Wyatt rolls on top of Triple H… 1…………….2…………….3……………. ITS OVER!
Rhino:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BRAY WYATT!
Rhino:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mark:Bray Wyatt is now in charge…
Rhino:We are doomed…
Mark:Bray Wyatt is now in charge…
Rhino:You just said that…
Mark:It bares repeating… Bray Wyatt is now in charge of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Rhino:Triple H did everything in his power…
Mark:The numbers were too much… Harper and Rowan who werent suppose to be involved… Got involved…
Rhino:This was a bloody brawl in the cell…
Mark:Triple H however comes up short… As medical attention has come out for both Triple H and Shane McMahon… But starting at midnight… Bray Wyatt is in charge…
Rhino:I don’t know what we are going to do…
Mark:The world as we know it… Is about to change… Bray Wyatt and the Wyatt Family now reign supreme here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance!
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