Pandemonium
Mark:We are in Topeka, Kansas… This is Pandemonium!
(Wyatt Screech)
Tonight, I continue the quest of creating a new legacy.
I continue the quest of ending the old legacy.
The only way to do it, is by destroying it myself.
Which is why tonight, I have allowed someone to show up tonight, so I can put an end to the legacy once and for all.
Tonight I put an end, to the Hall of Fame. Trust Me, it ends, Tonight!
DOWN WITH THE MACHINE!
RUN!
(Wyatt Screech)
Rhino:Woah…
Mark:It appears tonight Bray Wyatt steps inside the ring tonight and will be facing a member of the EWA Hall of Fame…
Rhino:There is only one person that can be…
Mark:Maybe he is the Answer that will put an end to this whole Bray Wyatt path of destruction…
Rhino:Hopefully he can…
Mark:Beyond that cryptic message tonight… We will be seeing the EWA World Heavyweight Championship on the line in a Chaos Chamber Match…
Rhino:What the hell is a Chaos Chamber Match?
Mark:I have no idea… But we are going to find out what it is all about together later tonight when Finn Balor defends the championship against Subway…
Rhino:Subway has come up short his last two chances at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Will this be three wins in a row for Finn Balor over Subway? Or does Subway have something up his sleeve?
Mark:We will get that answered here tonight… But we arent going to waste anymore tonight as we send it to the ring for the FTW Championship Match to kick off the show here tonight…
FTW Championship Extreme Rules Match
Retro Playa(c) vs ???
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is the Extreme Rules Match for the FTW CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first… From The Slaughter House Basement… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… The FTW Champion… RETRO PLAYA!
(“Play That Funky Music” plays as Retro Playa enters the arena…)
Rhino:Who will his opponent be?
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Kansas City… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… BARON CORBIN!
(“Superhuman” plays as Baron Corbin enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and we are underway…
Rhino:I don’t think Retro Playa was expecting it to be Baron Corbin…
Mark:The man who goes by the Nickname The Lone Wolf is here in the EWA and is looking to cause some chaos and destruction of his own… Retro Playa goes right after Baron Corbin nailing him with hard shots…
Rhino:Not having much effect on Baron Corbin…
Mark:Baron Corbin shoves Retro Playa backwards in to the ropes… Retro Playa comes off the ropes and nails him with a running forearm…
Rhino:That shook him a little bit…
Mark:Retro Playa bounces off the ropes… Flying Forearm! No!
Rhino:Baron Corbin ducked it…
Mark:Retro Playa staggers back up on to his feet and Baron Corbin runs him over with a big clothesline…
Rhino:Retro Playa is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Baron Corbin charges and punts him right in the ribs…
Rhino:That was a hell of a punt…
Mark:Retro Playa clutches right on to his ribs… Baron Corbin picks up Retro Playa… Gutbuster!
Rhino:He dropped him right across his knee with that gutbuster…
Mark:Retro Playa is trying to get back up on to his feet again but Baron Corbin picks him back up and drops him with a gutbuster again…
Rhino:The midsection is the target of Baron Corbin…
Mark:Baron Corbin now steps right on the ribs of Retro Playa…
Rhino:Baron Corbin is just taking it right to the FTW Champion showing off his power and strength…
Mark:Baron Corbin picks up back up and drops him with a third gutbuster… Baron Corbin now covers Retro Playa 1……………2………. Kickout by Retro Playa…
Rhino:Retro Playa is struggling to get up on his feet right now as he is holding on to his ribs…
Mark:Baron Corbin sets him up… Sidewalk Slam!
Rhino:Drops him right in to the canvas does the Lone Wolf…
Mark:Baron Corbin covers Retro Playa again 1…………..2……….. Kickout again by Retro Playa…
Rhino:Baron Corbin just rolled to the outside of the ring and is bringing a steel chair in to the ring…
Mark:Baron Corbin is now standing over Retro Playa and drives the Steel Chair right in to the ribs of Retro Playa…
Rhino:Repeated shots with that steel chair…
Mark:The FTW Champion is in a lot of trouble right now…
Rhino:Baron Corbin just nailed him with one more big shot with the top of the chair…
Mark:Baron Corbin now covers Retro Playa again 1…………………2……..3…..No! Retro Playa gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:A close nearfall right there…
Mark:Baron Corbin is now waiting for the FTW Champion Retro Playa to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Baron Corbin has him lined up…
Mark:Big Boot! No!
Rhino:Retro Playa ducks the boot…
Mark:Retro Playa fires up with right hands to Baron Corbin…
Rhino:Retro Playa just raked the eyes of Baron Corbin…
Mark:Retro Playa now grabs the chair and drives in to the midsection of Baron Corbin…
Rhino:That brought him down to one knee…
Mark:Retro Playa with a big shot with the Steel Chair right across the back of Baron Corbin…
Rhino:Baron Corbin is now down…
Mark:Retro Playa now mounts Baron Corbin and nails him with right hands…
Rhino:Retro Playa is trying to fight off the pain he is feeling right now as he goes on the attack on Baron Corbin…
Mark:Baron Corbin is getting back up on to his feet… Retro Playa hooks him up and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker… Retro Playa with the cover 1………2……….. Kickout by Baron Corbin…
Rhino:Retro Playa is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Baron Corbin is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Retro Playa is going to fly…
Mark:Double Axe Handle! Takes Baron Corbin off of his feet… Retro Playa with another cover 1………….2……… Kickout by Baron Corbin…
Rhino:Retro Playa just went to the outside and brought in a singapore cane…
Mark:Retro Playa is back up on the top rope…
Rhino:Baron Corbin staggers back up on to his feet…
Mark:Singapore Cane Shot! From the top rope by Retro Playa…
Rhino:Nice use of the cane right there…
Mark:Retro Playa covers Baron Corbin 1…………..2…….3…No! Baron Corbin gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Retro Playa is now heading back up on to the top rope…
Mark:MOONSAULT! NO!
Rhino:Baron Corbin got his knees up!
Mark:More damage right there to the ribs of the FTW Champion…
Rhino:Retro Playa clutches at his ribs again as that high risk move didnt pay off this time for the FTW Champion Retro Playa…
Mark:One too many chances…
Rhino:That is why they call them high risk…
Mark:Retro Playa is back up on to his feet… Big Boot!
Rhino:Retro Playa rolled out of the ring after getting hit with that big boot from Baron Corbin…
Mark:Baron Corbin now rolls to the outside of the ring to go back after Retro Playa…
Rhino:Baron Corbin just sent Retro Playa right in to the steel steps…
Mark:Baron Corbin is leaving his mark on the FTW Champion right now…
Rhino:Retro Playa staggers to his feet…
Mark:END OF DAYS!
Rhino:He hit it on the outside of the ring though… He needs to get Retro Playa back in to the ring…
Mark:Baron Corbin tosses Retro Playa back in to the ring…
Rhino:We could have a new FTW Champion right now…
Mark:Baron Corbin with the cover 1…………….2…………..3………..NO!
Rhino:That time it took Baron Corbin to get Retro Playa back in to the ring cost him right there…
Mark:Baron Corbin is looking to hit the End of Days a second time on Retro Playa…
Rhino:Retro Playa is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Baron Corbin sets him up… END OF DAYS! NO! DDT!
Rhino:What a counter by Retro Playa!
Mark:Both men are down now…
Rhino:Retro Playa at the last second was able to find a counter to the End of Days…
Mark:Baron Corbin is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Retro Playa is staggering back up…
Mark:Baron Corbin charges at Retro Playa… Retro Playa ducks the clothesline and now spins Baron Corbin around… Atomic Drop!
Rhino:Baron Corbin is dazed…
Mark:Retro Playa comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm!
Rhino:That takes him off of his feet…
Mark:Retro Playa heads to the top rope…
Rhino:This didnt pay off last time…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! CONNECTS!
Rhino:He could have him right now…
Mark:Retro Playa with the cover 1……………..2………….3…….NO!
Rhino:Baron Corbin was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Retro Playa is looking to finish him off right now as he picks up the steel chair…
Rhino:Baron Corbin staggers back up on to his feet…
Mark:Retro Playa swings… Baron Corbin ducks! Big Boot in to the Steel Chair!
Rhino:Retro Playa could be knocked out now…
Mark:Baron Corbin doesnt go for the cover but instead goes right to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Baron Corbin is bringing the steel steps in to the ring…
Mark:Baron Corbin is waiting for Retro Playa to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Retro Playa seems out of it…
Mark:Baron Corbin charges… SUPERKICK IN TO THE STEEL STEPS!
Rhino:That knocked them right back in to the face of Baron Corbin…
Mark:Retro Playa falls on top of Baron Corbin 1………………2…………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL FTW CHAMPION… RETRO PLAYA!
Rhino:Retro Playa retains the gold in a huge battle against Baron Corbin…
Mark:Retro Playa celebrates another successful title def… Wait a minute! From behind Baron Corbin just attacked Retro Playa…
Rhino:He hit him with a huge clothesline from behind…
Mark:Baron Corbin now puts the boots to the FTW Champion…
Rhino:What is he going to do now?
Mark:END OF DAYS!
Rhino:The FTW Champion has been laid out by Baron Corbin…
Mark:Baron Corbin isnt done…
Rhino:He is now positioning the steel steps in the middle of the ring…
Mark:We need more officials out here to stop this…
Rhino:Yes we do…
Mark:Baron Corbin is setting up Retro Playa… Wait a minute!
Rhino:Lone Jobber!
Mark:Lone Jobber hits the ring with a steel chair in hand and he just chased Baron Corbin out of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber comes to the aid of his on and off again tag team partner Retro Playa…
Mark:He just saved Retro Playa from impending doom right there…
Rhino:It was a good thing that Lone Jobber was there to make the save…
Mark:We will see Lone Jobber in action a little bit later on as he helps Retro Playa back up on to his feet as officials help Retro Playa to the back… As they do so we get set now for our next contest…
Colt Cabana vs Damien Sandow
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 233 Pounds… COLT CABANA!
(“Boom Boom” Plays as Colt Cabana enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Palo, Alto… Weighing in at 247 Pounds… Representing the GWO and one half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… DAMIEN SANDOW
(“Hallelujah” plays as Damien Sandow enters the arena…)
Mark:Long time rivals are about to do battle right now…
Rhino:Usually we would see Cuban Pete at ringside with Damien Sandow but he is in the back preparing for his upcoming match up with Colt Cabana…
Mark:Colt Cabana locks up with Damien Sandow… Damien Sandow with a quick go behind and takes Colt Cabana off of his feet…
Rhino:Nice wrestling move there…
Mark:Damien Sandow locks in the headlock in on Colt Cabana…
Rhino:He is grinding away with that headlock…
Mark:Colt Cabana fights his way back up on to his feet… Hard shots to the midsection of Damien Sandow as Colt Cabana shoves him off the ropes… Colt Cabana goes for a shoulder block and connects knocking Damien Sandow off of his feet…
Rhino:Damien Sandow gets right back up…
Mark:Colt Cabana nails him with a running shoulder block and it knocks him right back off of his feet…
Rhino:Damien Sandow slower to get up this time around…
Mark:Colt Cabana now charges… Damien Sandow ducks and pulls down the top rope and Colt Cabana goes flying over the top rope and to the floor after his missed the clothesline…
Rhino:Damien Sandow now goes right out after Colt Cabana on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Colt Cabana gets his head driven in to the side of the ring by Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Running Back Elbow! By Damien Sandow taking Colt Cabana off of his feet…
Rhino:Damien Sandow rolled in and out of the ring to break up the referees count…
Mark:Colt Cabana gets his back up on to his feet and Damien Sandow scoops him up and slams him straight down on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Damien Sandow now climbs up on the ring apron…
Mark:Leaping Elbow Drop! Connects by Damien Sandow…
Rhino:He dropped it right down in to the chest of Colt Cabana…
Mark:Damien Sandow now throws Colt Cabana back in to the ring…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow sets him up… Russian Leg Sweep! Damien Sandow goes right for the cover 1…………2……. Kickout by Colt Cabana…
Rhino:Damien Sandow now waits for Colt Cabana to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow sets him up… Full Nelson Facebuster! No!
Rhino:Colt Cabana fights his way out of it…
Mark:Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Nice move by Colt Cabana to daze Damien Sandow…
Mark:Running Uppercut! By Colt Cabana taking Damien Sandow off of his feet… Quick cover by Colt Cabana 1……….2………. Kickout by Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is now putting the boots right to Damien Sandow…
Mark:Damien Sandow is now trying to get back up on to his feet… Colt Cabana sets him up… Running Shoulder Breaker!
Rhino:Another nice move by Colt Cabana…
Mark:Another cover 1………….2………… Kickout by Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is staggering back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Colt Cabana charges in… Running Splash!
Rhino:Damien Sandow is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Bionic Elbow!
Rhino:He could have him right now…
Mark:Colt Cabana covers Damien Sandow 1…………..2………3….No!
Rhino:Damien Sandow got his shoulder up after that Bionic Elbow…
Mark:Colt Cabana is now waiting for Damien Sandow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He is getting up slowly…
Mark:Damien Sandow is up… Colt Cabana gets him up on to his shoulders… Airplane Spin!
Rhino:Old School right there!
Mark:Big Lariat! By Colt Cabana!
Rhino:That took Damien Sandows head off right there…
Mark:Damien Sandow seems to be out of it…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is setting him up…
Mark:Cabanarama!
Rhino:That could be it right there after that Cradle DDT!
Mark:Colt Cabana covers Damien Sandow 1…………..2……….3………NO!
Rhino:Damien Sandow was able to get his shoulder up right there…
Mark:Colt Cabana is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:He is going to take a chance right here and now…
Mark:Damien Sandow staggering up and falls back in to the ropes and knocks down Colt Cabana…
Rhino:He just crotched himself right there…
Mark:Damien Sandow now is climbing up the ropes… SUPERPLEX!
Rhino:Both men are down after that superplex…
Mark:Damien Sandow crawls on top of Colt Cabana 1……………2………..3…. NO!
Rhino:Colt Cabana was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Damien Sandow is now waiting for Colt Cabana to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Damien Sandow has him lined up…
Mark:SILENCER!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it…
Mark:Damien Sandow with the cover 1……………..2…………3…….. NO!
Rhino:Colt Cabana was able to get his shoulder up right there…
Mark:So very close for Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow sets him up… YOU’RE WELCOME! NO!
Rhino:Colt Cabana fights out of fit…
Mark:Colt Cabana goes behind Damien Sandow… Roll Up! 1…………..
Rhino:He has the tights!
Mark:2………………..3…………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner COLT CABANA!
Rhino:Colt Cabana used the tights to steal the win away from Damien Sandow…
Mark:Damien Sandow is talking with the referee saying he used the tights…
Rhino:The referee is saying he didnt see it…
Mark:Colt Cabana sneaks out of here with a victory tonight over one half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… Now we will see if CM Punk can take out Cuban Pete…
CM Punk vs Cuban Pete
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 218 Pounds… CM PUNK!
(“Cult of Personality” plays as CM Punk enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Representing the GWO… CUBAN PETE!
(“Cuban Pete Sally Sweet” plays as Cuban Pete enters the arena…)
Mark:Cuban Pete is ready to go here at CM Punk…
Rhino:He has been doing a lot of training as of late to get ready for this match up…
Mark:CM Punk and Cuban Pete are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:CM Punk is giving some lip service to Cuban Pete…
Mark:CM Punk just slapped Cuban Pete right across the face…
Rhino:Cuban Pete just slapped him right back…
Mark:CM Punk goes for a right hand… Cuban Pete blocks and nails him with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying in the shots…
Mark:Cuban Pete whips CM Punk off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:CM Punk is staggering back up on to his feet after that back drop…
Mark:CM Punk turns around and walks right in to a big right hand from Cuban Pete…
Rhino:CM Punk rolls out of the ring for a moment…
Mark:Cuban Pete is coming out firing here against CM Punk…
Rhino:CM Punk is getting back in to the ring…
Mark:CM Punk locks up with Cuban Pete and locks in a headlock…
Rhino:CM Punk is taunting him as he has the headlock locked in…
Mark:Cuban Pete shoves him off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Another one right there…
Mark:CM Punk gets back up… Samoan Drop! By Cuban Pete… Cuban Pete now covers CM Punk 1………..2……. Kickout by CM Punk…
Rhino:CM Punk is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Cuban Pete comes after CM Punk in the corner… CM Punk grabs him by the tights and yanks him in to the middle turnbuckle…
Rhino:That was a sneaky move by CM Punk that paid off for him…
Mark:CM Punk is now putting the boots to Cuban Pete in the corner…
Rhino:He is really laying in those boots…
Mark:CM Punk is now choking Cuban Pete with his boot in the corner…
Rhino:CM Punk now lining up Cuban Pete…
Mark:Running Dropkick!
Rhino:He caught him square in the face…
Mark:CM Punk now pulls Cuban Pete out of the corner and now goes for the cover 1…………2……. Kickout by Cuban Pete…
Rhino:CM Punk is now waiting for Cuban Pete to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Cuban Pete gets up and CM Punk takes him off of his feet with a Running Enziguri right to the back of the head…
Rhino:That brought Cuban Pete down to his knees…
Mark:Shinning Wizard!
Rhino:Cuban Pete could be in a lot of trouble now…
Mark:CM Punk covers Cuban Pete again 1…………2………3…No!
Rhino:Cuban Pete was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Cuban Pete is now struggling to get back up on to his feet… CM Punk sets him up… Roundhouse kick right to the side of the head of Cuban Pete…
Rhino:He could be out after that kick…
Mark:Cuban Pete is down and CM Punk is headed to the top rope…
Rhino:CM Punk is going to fly…
Mark:FLYING ELBOW DROP! NO!
Rhino:Cuban Pete rolled out of the way…
Mark:CM Punk ate nothing but canvas right there on that elbow drop…
Rhino:Cuban Pete is back up on to his feet…
Mark:CM Punk turns around and eats some right hands from Cuban Pete…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Big right hand takes CM Punk off of his feet…
Rhino:He is staggering right back up…
Mark:CM Punk turns around and Cuban Pete kicks him in the midsection… POWERBOMB!
Rhino:He drilled him right in to the mat with that powerbomb…
Mark:Cuban Pete covers CM Punk 1……………….2………..3……. NO!
Rhino:CM Punk gets his shoulder up…
Mark:Cuban Pete is now grabbing CM Punk by the legs…
Rhino:What is he going to do here?
Mark:GIANT SWING!
Rhino:Cuban Pete is showing off some power right there…
Mark:Ten rotations on that giant swing…
Rhino:Im dizzy…
Mark:Cuban Pete is a bit dizzy as well but he falls on top of CM Punk for the cover 1…………2………..3….. NO!
Rhino:CM Punk was able to kick out at the last second…
Mark:Cuban Pete failed to hook the leg right there and if he was able to he may have gotten the win…
Rhino:Cuban Pete is now waiting for CM Punk to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:CM Punk staggers up on to his feet… Roundhouse Kick! No!
Rhino:CM Punk ducked the kick…
Mark:CM Punk now gets Cuban Pete up on his shoulders…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:GO TO SLEEP! NO!
Rhino:Cuban Pete rakes the eyes to escape…
Mark:Cuban Pete now shoves CM Punk in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Cuban Pete…
Mark:Cuban Pete comes charging in… CM Punk moves and Cuban Pete goes shoulder first in to the ring post…
Rhino:CM Punk rolled out of the ring…
Mark:CM Punk is picking up a steel chair…
Rhino:Cuban Pete is just hanging there…
Mark:STEEL CHAIR SHOT!
Rhino:Cuban Pete has been knocked out by the chair shot…
Mark:The referee calls for the bell…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner as a result of a Disqualification… CUBAN PETE!
Rhino:CM Punk doesnt seem to care right now…
Mark:Colt Cabana has now come to the ring now as both men are putting boots to Cuban Pete in the corner…
Rhino:He is already knocked out cold…
Mark:CM Punk has Cuban Pete up on his shoulders… GO TO SLEEP!
Rhino:The GWO has come out!
Mark:CM Punk hits the GTS and bails out of the ring with Colt Cabana as Tyler Breeze and Damien Sandow make their way in the ring a half second too late to save Cuban Pete from taking the GTS from CM Punk…
Rhino:This battle is far from over between these two sides…
Mark:That is for damn sure… But now Lone Jobber is able to battle a team from his past…
Lone Jobber vs Team Better Than You
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Handicap Match set for one fall… Introducing first… From The Slaughter House…Weighing in at 235 Pounds….LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponents… From Atlanta, Georgia… Blake Bennit… Whiplash and The Threat… TEAM BETTER THAN YOU!
(“Sexy Boy Remix” plays as Team Better Than You enter the arena…)
Mark:It looks like it will be Blake Bennit starting things out against Lone Jobber…
Rhino:These are two long time rivals right here…
Mark:Blake Bennit strikes first with right hands to Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber strikes back with right hands of his own…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets whipped in to the ropes by Blake Bennit… Blake Bennit with a reversal and nails Lone Jobber with a dropkick…
Rhino:That caught him square in the jaw right there on that dropkick…
Mark:Lone Jobber now gets back up on to his feet as Blake Bennit holds him wide open as The Threat gets tagged in to the ring…
Rhino:Years ago everyone believed out of this trio that The Threat was actually the Biggest threat amongst the group…
Mark:These three men were going to be at one point the cornerstones of the EWA’s foundation but their careers never took off like EWA Management had hoped which is why we see them on a rare occasions from time to time…
Rhino:Sometimes you have it… Sometimes you done…
Mark:The Threat now takes Lone Jobber over with a snap suplex and floats over in to a cover 1………….2………. Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:The Threat is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around and gets slammed right down to the canvas…
Rhino:Whiplash gets tagged in…
Mark:Moonsault! Connects by Whiplash… Who goes right for the cover 1………..2………… Kickout by Lone Jobber again…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet on the other side of the ring…
Mark:Whiplash nails him with chops right across the chest…
Rhino:He is laying in those chops…
Mark:Bray Wyatt set up this match up as another way of screwing with the legacy of the EWA and he supposedly will be fighting a member of the EWA Hall of Fame later on tonight…
Rhino:There is only one man it can be… Which Lone Jobber knows of very well…
Mark:Whiplash tags in Blake Bennit… Double suplex by Whiplash and Blake Bennit… Blake Bennit covers Lone Jobber 1…………..2………….. Kickout by Lone Jobber again…
Rhino:Another quick tag is made this time to The Threat…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Threat has him lined up…
Mark:The Threat whips him in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:He could have him after that powerslam…
Mark:The Threat with the cover 1…………..2………. Kickout again by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Whiplash and Blake Bennit just talked over strategy in the corner…
Mark:Whiplash gets tagged in by The Threat who just slammed Lone Jobber down to the canvas…
Rhino:Whiplash is back up on the top rope…
Mark:Frog Splash! Connects!
Rhino:He could have him right there…
Mark:1…………….2…………..3…..No! Lone Jobber is able to get his shoulder up…
Rhino:Blake Bennit is now asking for the tag from Whiplash…
Mark:Blake Bennit is telling Whiplash to hold up Lone Jobber…
Rhino:This was the strategy they must have been talking about a moment ago in the corner…
Mark:Blake Bennit lines him up… SEXY BOY KICK! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber ducked the kick…
Mark:Whiplash is out after that kick…
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:The Threat gets tagged back in… The Threat charges in… Lone Jobber moves…
Rhino:Nothing but turnbuckles right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber spins The Threat around… DDT!
Rhino:He planted him with that DDT!
Mark:Blake Bennit is now in the ring…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:Blake Bennit charges at Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber side steps Blake Bennit and tosses him out of the ring…
Rhino:The Threat is back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber now tosses The Threat out of the ring…
Rhino:Whiplash is back up…
Mark:Whiplash tosses Lone Jobber out of the ring…
Rhino:Whiplash is celebrating…
Mark:Lone Jobber skins the cat back in the ring…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:Lone Jobber now tosses Whiplash over the top rope and out of the ring…
Rhino:Its like he just eliminated them all from the May-Hem Rumble…
Mark:The Threat is back up on the top rope…
Rhino:Turn around Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:He caught him flying off the top rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers him 1…………….2………..3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber pulls out the win here tonight over Team Better Than You…
Mark:Whiplash and Blake Bennit just jumped Lone Jobber from behind…
Rhino:Its a two on one attack right now…
Mark:Here comes Retro Playa!
Rhino:Retro Playa is saving the day for Lone Jobber like Lone Jobber did for him earlier on…
Mark:Retro Playa has his ribs taped up… Whiplash charges in… SUPERKICK!
Rhino:He took him out with that kick…
Mark:Blake Bennit turns around… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber and Retro Playa just took care of Team Better Than You…
(Video on Hardcore Theater begins to play)
Rhino:Whats happening?
Mark:Its Baron Corbin!
Rhino:What is he doing?
Mark:Baron Corbin is attacking Ned and Jay backstage…
Rhino:Why is he attacking them?
Mark:I guess its revenge for earlier… As Retro Playa and Lone Jobber head backstage as we speak…
Rhino:Baron Corbin has them them both laying…
Mark:Retro Playa and Lone Jobber arrive as Baron Corbin as disappeared after the damage has been done to both men…
Rhino:Who can stop the Lone Wolf?
Mark:I don’t know….
(Wyatt Screech)
Bray Wyatt:Topeka, I’m Here!
(“Live in Fear” plays as Bray Wyatt enters the arena…)
Mark:Bray Wyatt is in the ring and he looks ready for a fight…
Bray Wyatt:Where oh Where is the savior? Where oh where is the answer? Who is going to stop my path of rage? Which legend of the hall, will come and stop me!
(“Survive” plays as Taz enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Taz!
Mark:Its The Human Suplex Machine!
Rhino:He is one of the original hall of famers…
Mark:Taz comes out and gets right in the face of Bray Wyatt…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is laughing right in the face of Taz…
Mark:Taz tells Bray Wyatt to fuck off…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt laughs again…
Mark:Taz slugs Bray Wyatt with a big right hand… Taz continues to open up on Bray Wyatt…
Rhino:Look at him go…
Mark:Taz hooks up Bray Wyatt… T-Bone Tazplex!
Rhino:What a TazPlex…
Mark:Taz is telling Bray Wyatt to bring it on…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Bray Wyatt charges at Taz… Taz catches him… Over the Head Belly to Belly Tazplex!
Rhino:That was a big Tazplex…
Mark:Bray Wyatt is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Taz is now waiting for Bray Wyatt to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:TAZMISSION!
Rhino:Taz has it locked in…
Mark:Bray Wyatt is struggling to get out of it…
(Wyatt Screech)
Rhino:Whats happening?
(Wyatt Screech)
Mark:Harper and Rowan…
Rhino:They are surrounding the ring right now…
Mark:Taz throws Bray Wyatt aside…
Rhino:Taz is going after Harper…
Mark:Luke Harper jumps off of apron…
Rhino:Taz turns around…
Mark:URA-NAGE!
Rhino:Bray Wyatt just slammed Taz right in to the mat…
Mark:Bray Wyatt used his disciples to his advantage…
Rhino:Taz is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:SISTER ABIGAIL!
Rhino:Taz has been laid out…
Mark:Bray Wyatt covers Taz 1…………..2…………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BRAY WYATT!
Rhino:Bray Wyatt just sent a message that he can be the most dangerous man in the EWA especially with Luke Harper and Erick Rowan by his side…
Bray Wyatt:See what happens, SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
(Bray Wyatt Laughs)
Bray Wyatt:Next time, any hall of famers or legends that think you can take down me and my family. We will be ready.
DOWN WITH THE LEGACY!
(Wyatt Screech)
Rhino:Who will accept their challenge?
Mark:We will find out… But its time for our Main Event…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Chaos Chamber Match
Finn Balor(c) vs Subway
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for One Fall and is the CHAOS CHAMBER MATCH for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…Introducing first… The Challenger… From Wildwood, New Jersey… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The X-Core Soldier SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Bray, County Wicklow, Ireland… Weiging in at 190 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… FINN BALOR!
(“Catch Your Breath” plays as Finn Balor enters the arena…)
Mark:A Steel Cage with a roof on it has been lowered around the ring…
Rhino:There are a lot of different things sticking out from the roof of this chamber…
Mark:We will see what happens as the referee calls for the bell…
Rhino:Can Subway overcome the odds?
Mark:Lets find out… Subway strikes Finn Balor with forearm shots…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Subway lays in the shots to Finn Balor and now backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Subway is laying them all in right now in the corner…
Mark:Subway now whips Finn Balor off in to the corner… Subway comes charges in but Finn Balor gets his elbow up in to the face of Subway…
Rhino:Subway is spinning around…
Mark:Finn Balor comes charging out of the corner and nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Subway gets right back up…
Mark:Finn Balor nails him with another clothesline…
Rhino:Subway gets back up again…
Mark:Dropkick! Finn Balor goes for the cover 1………….2……… Kickout by Subway…
Rhino:Subway is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway is back up in the corner… Finn Balor charges… Monkey Flip!
Rhino:That sent Subway across the ring…
Mark:Finn Balor is now waiting for Subway to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Subway staggered back up in to the other corner…
Mark:Finn Balor charges in again… Monkey Flip! No!
Rhino:Subway held on this time…
Mark:Finn Balor staggers back up on to his feet… Subway charges and nails him with a Swinging Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Nice move there by Subway…
(Buzzer Sounds)
Mark:Watch Out!
Rhino:Holy!
Mark:Flames are now shooting out from the top of the cage…
Rhino:Subway and Finn Balor are trying to duck the flames…
Mark:They talk about chaos… Flames being shot out from the top of the chamber… That is chaos…
Rhino:Yes it is…
Mark:Finn Balor dives low and takes the legs out of Subway…
Rhino:The flames have now stopped…
Mark:Finn Balor took advantage of the chaos and now working over the right leg of Subway…
Rhino:Finn Balor is pulling Subway back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dragon Screw!
Rhino:Subway is grabbing on to his right knee right now…
Mark:Subway is trying to get back on to his feet…
Rhino:Finn Balor is watching him get back on to his feet…
Mark:Subway turns around and Finn Balor with a running dropkick to the right leg of Subway taking him right off of his feet…
Rhino:Finn Balor is picking apart of Subway…
Mark:Subway is trying to use the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Finn Balor is watching him move around…
Mark:Finn Balor clips the legs out of Subway once again…
Rhino:Subway is in a lot of pain right now…
Mark:Finn Balor is enjoying putting the punishment on Subway…
Rhino:Finn Balor is now climbing up on to the top rope…
Mark:Subway is limping back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Finn Balor is lining him up…
Mark:Look Out!
Rhino:Thumbtacks are falling from the chamber…
Mark:Subway is ducking and so is Finn Balor…
Rhino:Thumbtacks are sticking out of the back of Finn Balor…
Mark:Subway now shakes the ropes and Finn Balor is stuck on the top rope…
Rhino:There a bunch of thumbtacks now laying all over the mat…
Mark:Subway now climbs up the top rope… SUPERPLEX IN TO THE THUMBTACKS!
Rhino:Both men went crashing in to the thumbtacks…
Mark:Subway now crawls on top of Finn Balor 1…………..2……….3……No!
Rhino:Finn Balor gets his shoulder up at the last second…
Mark:Finn Balor is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Subway is now limping back up on to his feet…
Mark:Finn Balor is back up and Subway is up and starts nailing Finn Balor with forearm shots…
Rhino:Subway is trying to get some sort of muscle behind those shots but he is having a hard time with his knee right now…
Mark:Subway whips Finn Balor off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop in to the Thumbtacks!
Rhino:Look how many thumbtacks are sticking out of the back of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion right now…
Mark:Subway has some thumbtacks sticking out of him as well…
Rhino:Finn Balor is getting up slowly…
Mark:Subway now kicks Finn Balor in the midsection… PILEDRIVER!
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion dropped right on his head…
Mark:Subway covers Finn Balor 1…………..2…………3…..No!
Rhino:Finn Balor gets his shoulder up…
Mark:Subway is trying to get his blood flowing in his leg…
Rhino:Finn Balor is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway has Finn Balor lined up…
Rhino:Here it comes…
(Lights Out)
Rhino:What is happening now?
(Lights Turn On)
Mark:Blood being dumped over both men from the top of the chamber…
Rhino:Both men are covered in blood right now…
Mark:Look at these two warriors cover all in blood…
Rhino:This may have saved Finn Balor… As Subway was looking to finish off Finn Balor…
Mark:Subway charges… PELE KICK!
Rhino:Finn Balor caught Subway with that kick…
Mark:Finn Balor is now trying to climb up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Subway is down…
Mark:COUP DE GRACE!
Rhino:Finn Balor hit it…
Mark:Finn Balor covers Subway 1……………2…………3…………. NO!
Rhino:Subway was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Cover all in blood the challenger is able to get his shoulder up…
Rhino:Finn Balor is now trying to finish off Subway…
Mark:Subway is struggling to get up on to his feet…
Rhino:A bloody champion ready to finish off his bloody challenger…
Mark:Finn Balor sets him up… BLOODY SUNDAY! NO!
Rhino:Subway escapes…
Mark:A Barbed Wire Bat just dropped from the top of the chamber…
Rhino:Subway grabs the bat…
Mark:Finn Balor turns around… BARBED WIRE BAT TO THE SKULL!
Rhino:That has to be a knockout shot right there…
Mark:Finn Balor is trying to get up…
Rhino:Subway lines him up…
Mark:SUBLINE!
Rhino:Subway hit it…
Mark:Subway covers Finn Balor 1………………2…………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… SUBWAY!
Rhino:Subway survives the Chaos Chamber…
Mark:Subway pulls out of here tonight as the brand new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:But can he keep the title…
Mark:We know Finn Balor will be his next challenge…
Rhino:Subway can celebrate tonight… But how long will it last?
Mark:We will find out…Good Night Everyone!
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