Tuesday Night Carnage 01-19-16
Mark:The road to Nightmare on EWA Boulevard takes a stop here in Louisville, Kentucky for Tuesday Night Carnage… Alongside Rhino… I am Mark… And we have a huge main event for everyone here tonight Rhino…
Rhino:Yes we do…
Mark:Our Main Event tonight will feature two men battling for a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship when The Rock takes on Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Shane McMahon stated that The Rock has been on a roll and deserved a chance at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship but he wanted to see if he can truly earn it… Which is why Alan Matthews is thrown up against The Rock…
Mark:Alan Matthews wants another chance at trying to take down Triple H… So if he can get past The Rock… He will get that opportunity…
Rhino:You have to know the Bullet Club is some where in the building tonight…
Mark:They have to be lurking around… Which means The Rock will probably need to watch his back…
Rhino:Yes he will…
Mark:After everything that went down at New Years Evil and the controversial ending in the Tag Team Championship Match… Tonight we find out what the stipulation for the rematch is going to be… As Tyler Breeze battles Lone Jobber…
Rhino:The gWo was not too happy with how New Years Evil went and tonight Tyler Breeze is looking forward to exacting some revenge for the gWo against Lone Jobber…
Mark:Cuban Pete will probably be at ringside and so could Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Where there is one gWo member… There always is another…
Mark:Its going to be an interesting night tonight… Plus the debut of two new EWA Superstars… Lets get to the ring and kick this show off right…
Roman Reigns vs Alex Bankmanship
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Spokane, Washington… Weighing in at 180 Pounds… ALEX BANKMANSHIP!
(“Remember The Name” plays as Alex Bankmanship enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Pensacola, Florida… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… ROMAN REIGNS!
(“The Truth Reigns” plays as Roman Reigns enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and we are underway right now… This is the first time we are seeing Roman Reigns in an EWA ring since The Shield left the company last year…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is over what has gone on in the past and is looking to move forward starting tonight…
Mark:Alex Bankmanship makes his EWA debut tonight as Roman Reigns connects with a couple of hard shots to Alex Bankmanship…
Rhino:He is backing him up in the corner…
Mark:Roman Reigns now drives his shoulder right in to the midsection of Alex Bankmanship…
Rhino:Bankmanship gives up almost eighty pounds to Roman Reigns so that is where Roman Reigns will have a huge advantage on Bankmanship…
Mark:More hard shoulders being driven right in to the midsection of Alex Bankmanship as Roman Reigns now whips him hard in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Alex Bankmanship is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Big Clothesline! By Roman Reigns taking him off of his feet… Roman Reigns goes for the first cover of this match up 1………..2………… Kickout by Alex Bankmanship…
Rhino:Bankmanship is making his way back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Roman Reigns comes charging in… Bankmanship moves out of the way and Roman Reigns goes shoulder first in to the ring post…
Rhino:That was a nice escape by Alex Bankmanship…
Mark:Alex Bankmanship now nails Roman Reigns with hard kicks right to the chest and upper body right now…
Rhino:He is really connecting with those kicks…
Mark:Spin Kick! Right to the face of Roman Reigns…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Bulldog!
Rhino:Roman Reigns is in trouble as Alex Bankmanship is building up some momentum…
Mark:Bankmanship with the cover 1…………2……… Kickout by Roman Reigns…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is now the one who is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alex Bankmanship with a dropkick and that knocked Roman Reigns right out of the ring through the ropes…
Rhino:Bankmanship is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Big Dive! By Alex Bankmanship taking Roman Reigns off of his feet…
Rhino:That big dive paid off right there…
Mark:Alex Bankmanship now rolls Roman Reigns back in to the ring…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is in some trouble now…
Mark:Alex Bankmanship is back up on the top rope…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Missile Dropkick! Connects!
Rhino:Nice dropkick…
Mark:Alex Bankmanship covers Roman Reigns 1…………..2……3….No! Roman Reigns gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Roman Reigns really was lucky to get his shoulder up right there…
Mark:Alex Bankmanship is now lining up Roman Reigns… Bankmanship charges… Bank Roll! No!
Rhino:Roman Reigns ducked his version of the shinning wizard aka the Bank Roll…
Mark:Roman Reigns back up on to his feet and nails Alex Bankmanship with right hands and now shoots him off in to the ropes… Samoan Drop!
Rhino:He drove him hard in to the mat with that samoan drop…
Mark:Roman Reigns covers Bankmanship 1…………….2…………3…No!
Rhino:Alex Bankmanship was able to kick out there…
Mark:Roman Reigns is now lining up Alex Bankmanship who is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He staggered back in to the corner…
Mark:Roman Reigns charges… Big Splash! No!
Rhino:Alex Bankmanship moved out of the way…
Mark:Roman Reigns staggers backwards… School Boy! 1……………..2………….3……..NO!
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Roman Reigns barely kicked out right there…
Rhino:Alex Bankmanship has him lined up…
Mark:Bank Roll!
Rhino:That could be the knock out kick right there…
Mark:Alex Bankmanship covers Roman Reigns 1………………2…………..3……….NO!
Rhino:Roman Reigns was able to kick out again…
Mark:Right now Alex Bankmanship has Roman Reigns down and in some trouble…
Rhino:Looks like Alex Bankmanship is looking to finish off Roman Reigns as he is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Roman Reigns is laid out…
Rhino:Alex Bankmanship is going to fly…
Mark:TAKE IT TO THE BANK! NO!
Rhino:Roman Reigns moved out of the way of the frog splash…
Mark:Alex Bankmanship is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Roman Reigns has him lined up…
Mark:SUPERMAN PUNCH!
Rhino:Down goes Alex Bankmanship…
Mark:That could have been the knock out shot right there…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is now lining him up…
Mark:Alex Bankmanship is staggering up on to his feet… SPEAR!
Rhino:Roman Reigns hit it…
Mark:Roman Reigns with the cover 1……………2…………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ROMAN REIGNS!
Rhino:Nice win for Roman Reigns over the debuting Alex Bankmanship…
Mark:Alex Bankmanship held his own with Roman Reigns tonight but it was not to be… Roman Reigns was still able to pull out the victory tonight… Still to come we determine a new Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… But its back to the ring for more action…
Big Daddy Ace vs Adam Blake
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in 185 Pounds… ADAM BLAKE!
(“Watchtower” plays as Adam Blake enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Boston, Mass.. Weighing in at 245 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“No More Sorrows” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Mark:We are now getting set to see Adam Blake in action here tonight in his EWA Debut against one of the vets here in the EWA Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Adam Blake is here to show us why Canada has some of the best talent in the world… And as far as best talent is concerned… He is the best of them all…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace locks up with Adam Blake and backs him up in to the ropes… Big Daddy Ace connects with a couple of hard shots as he did so… Big Daddy Ace whips Adam Blake in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Adam Blake gets right back up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now scoops him up and slams him right down to the canvas…
Rhino:Adam Blake is getting back up right away once again…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now lifts him up in to a Military Press!
Rhino:He is high up in the air in this Military Press…
Mark:Adam Blake escapes out of it and lands on his feet… Big Daddy Ace turns around and Adam Blake with a kick right to the back of the head…
Rhino:That kicked dazed Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Adam Blake charges and nails him with a running enziguri right to the back of the head of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:That took Big Daddy Ace down to his needs…
Mark:Running DDT! By Adam Blake dropping Big Daddy Ace in to the mat… Adam Blake covers Big Daddy Ace 1………..2………. Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Adam Blake charges in… Monkey Flip!
Rhino:Nice move there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets back up… Adam Blake charges in… Hurricanranna! Right in to a pin 1………….2………… Kickout by Big Daddy Ace again…
Rhino:He had to really power out right there with that kick out…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace staggers back up on to his feet… Adam Blake charges in… Flying Crossbody! Caught!
Rhino:He caught him in mid air…
Mark:Fallaway Slam!
Rhino:Nice counter by the former EWA World Heavyweight Champion Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Adam Blake 1………….2………… Kickout by Adam Blake…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now grinding away on Adam Blake…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has a side headlock in on Adam Blake…
Rhino:He is trying to slow down the pace of this match up right here and now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace lets the headlock go and just drives his knee right in to the small of the back of Adam Blake…
Rhino:Hes not done…
Mark:Another knee right there by Big Daddy Ace to the back of Adam Blake…
Rhino:Adam Blake is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace sets him up… Backbreaker!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is wearing him down right now with those repeated shots to the back…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace picks him back up and drops him with another Backbreaker!
Rhino:Adam Blake is in trouble now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Adam Blake 1…………….2…………..Kickout by Adam Blake…
Rhino:Adam Blake is trying to use the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace nails him with a hard shot right in to the back and now follows it up with a Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:He dropped him right back down in to the mat…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Adam Blake 1…………….2…………..3…..No!
Rhino:Another close near fall right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now waiting for Adam Blake to get back up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace sets him up… Running Powerslam!
Rhino:This could be it right here and now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Adam Blake 1………….2………3…….No!
Rhino:Another close near fall right there…
Mark:Adam Blake is trying to crawl to the corner right now…
Rhino:Adam Blake is trying to pull himself up in the corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now drives his shoulder right in to the midsection of Adam Blake…
Rhino:Those are some repeated hard shots in the corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now setting up Adam Blake on the top rope…
Rhino:Bad spot for Adam Blake to be in…
Mark:SUPERPLEX! NO!
Rhino:Adam Blake is blocking the superplex…
Mark:Adam Blake knocks Big Daddy Ace off the top rope…
Rhino:Adam Blake is now standing up on the top rope…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace staggers back up on to his feet… Flying Cross Body! Right in to the cover 1……………..2………….3……NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace kicked out…
Mark:A very close near fall right there as Big Daddy Ace was able to get his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Adam Blake charges in at Big Daddy Ace and takes him off of his feet with a Running Head Scissors!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace slow to get up after that head scissors…
Mark:Adam Blake connects with a Pele Kick!
Rhino:That could be a knock out shot right there with that kick…
Mark:Adam Blake covers Big Daddy Ace 1………………2………..3……No!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace staggers up… Adam Blake sets him up… Brainbuster! NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace escapes out of it…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace shoves Adam Blake in to the ropes… SPEAR!
Rhino:Nice spear by Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Adam Blake 1……………..2………..3……..NO!
Rhino:A very close near fall right there as Adam Blake was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now setting up Adam Blake…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:ACE CRUSHER! NO!
Rhino:Adam Blake escapes…
Mark:Enziguri! Right to the back of the head of Big Daddy Ace… Adam Blake now charges and clothesline Big Daddy Ace out of the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is down on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Incoming…
Rhino:Adam Blake is going to fly…
Mark:Springboard Crossbody! Right down on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:That was a big move right there by Adam Blake taking out Big Daddy Ace on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Adam Blake needs to get Big Daddy Ace back in to the ring…
Rhino:He is trying to do that right now…
Mark:Adam Blake has him rolled back in to the ring…
Rhino:Adam Blake is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is down…
Rhino:Adam Blake is going to fly again…
Mark:450 Splash! NO! Big Daddy Ace was able to get his knees up…
Rhino:That just knocked the air right out of Adam Blake…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Adam Blake 1…………….2………….3……….. NO!
Rhino:Close one there…
Mark:Adam Blake is now struggling to get back up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace is now setting him up… Sitdown Powerbomb!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with the cover 1…………….2………….3…………NO!
Rhino:Another close near fall…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is getting a little frustrated as he is unable to keep Adam Blake down…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Adam Blake staggers up… Big Daddy Ace scoops him up… Running Powerslam! Big Daddy Ace with the cover 1………….2………..3……NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now ready to finish him off…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has him lined up…
Mark:Adam Blake staggers to his feet… SPEAR! NO!
Rhino:Adam Blake moved out of the way…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace crashed right in to the corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now staggering around…
Mark:Small Package! 1………………2………….3……..NO!
Rhino:Another close near fall…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets back up on to his feet… Adam Blake goes for the Brainbuster… Big Daddy Ace blocks it and drops him with a Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:Adam Blake is now slow to get back up…
Mark:Adam Blake turns around… SPEAR!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1……………….2…………3…….NO!
Rhino:So close once again…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace says thats it…
Rhino:He is looking to finish him off right here and now…
Mark:Adam Blake is staggering back up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace sets him up… ACE CRUSHER! NO!
Rhino:Adam Blake escapes again…
Mark:School Boy! 1………………2……..
Rhino:He has the tights!
Mark:….3…. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ADAM BLAKE!
Rhino:Adam Blake just stole the victory here tonight over Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Huge victory for Adam Blake in his EWA Debut…
Rhino:This was a gutsy performance by Adam Blake in his EWA Debut as he held his own with a former EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:We are now going backstage for a moment as our cameras are catching up backstage with the EWA Tag Team Champions…
(Backstage)
Retro Playa: Hey Man, Whats up?
Lone Jobber: Where were you?
Retro Playa: I got some chicken. Want some?
Lone Jobber: Of course I do.
Retro Playa: Well, if you win tonight, you get chicken.
Lone Jobber: Well, then I guess I need to go out there, win and get some chicken.
Retro Playa: You do that, I am going to eat some chicken.
(Camera Fades)
Rhino:Well its the fight for chicken later tonight…
Mark:Lets get back to the ring for more action…
CM Punk In Action
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…
???: AWWWW EWA UNIVERSE! Dont you DARE be Sour… CLAP for the World Famous Greatest Tag Team Alive… AND FEEL THE POWER! IT’S A NEW DAY! Yes It Is!
(“New Day, New Way” plays as the New Day enter the arena…)
Rhino:Here comes Xavier Woods with his partners Big E and Kofi Kingston.
Mark: His match with a returning CM Punk is next.
Big E:Believe in the power!
Kofi:What power is that?
Big E:The power of positivity!
Xavier:Positively positive.
Kofi:Like, how positive are you that you are going to beat CM Punk tonight?
Xavier: Positive!
Kofi:Why is that?
Xavier:Because we have something that no one else has.
Big E:Should with hit them with it so soon?
Kofi:I think we should.
New Day:……… Unicorn Magic!
Rhino:Look at them with those silly horns.
Mark:Its a unicorn! I think I want one.
Rhino:You would.
Xavier:And then I become the ‘Best in the World’ right? Is that how it works?
Big E:Absolutely. But you already have that title in my book.
Kofi:So what we need everyone to do is. Repeat after us when we say ‘New Day rocks’.
Xavier:Ready?
Rhino:Oh no. Here comes the trombone.
Kofi and E:New… Day rocks! New… Day rocks! New… Day rocks!
(Static)
(“Cult of Personality” plays as CM punk enters the arena…)
Mark:Here comes CM Punk now. You think he believes in unicorn magic?
Rhino:I dont think he believes in positivity, let alone unicorn magic.
Punk:What the hell are you guys high on?
Xavier:Life! Mr. Punk.
Big E:And the power of positivity!
Punk:Well you look like you just left a Lady Gaga concert. Take those ridiculous things off your heads.
Xavier:Never!
Mark:Xavier is blowing the trombone right in Punk’s face. How disrespectful.
Rhino:Like Punk has been so respectful since his debut here?
Mark:I guess Punk’s had enough. He grabbed the trombone from Xavier and tosses it over his shoulder and out of the ring.
Rhino:Thank goodness.
Xavier:You bastard!
Mark:New Day have left the ring and are attending to their fallen trombone.
Kofi:You’re going to pay for that!
Punk:Well now that that’s out of the way. Lets get to the heart of the reason I’m here. And believe me its not to play My Little Pony with these clowns. We all know why I’m really here and it’s to pick a fight. Not with you, Xander. Not with Big T or Coffee Kingston either.
Kofi:Its Kofi!
Xavier:And Xavier!… Asshole!
Mark:New Day still outside checking on the trombone.
Punk:I’m here to pick a fight with a guy who we all know is here. We all saw him in the back enjoying his ‘retirement’. Having a nice family photo moment with Roman Reigns in the back and I can tell you from experience, that there isnt an ounce of heart between the two! If Subway thinks that the Shield is going to save him from what he has coming to him then he is sadly mistaken. The Shield is dead! Melted down into scrap metal. You see a scrap of Ambrose here. A scrap of Rollins there. And you see the sole survivor, right here. The best in the Shield… The best in the eWa… The best in the world! You see, its not about a wrestling match. Its not about the eWa and wins and losses anymore. Its personal. Its not a wrestling match I want. Its a fight! And he could pump his son up with as much steroids and bull testosterone as he wants. It isnt going to save him. He can turn Dova transgender and send her after me as well. They arent going to him. What you people seem to forget is I was the one who taught his family everything they know in this ring. But they arent a threat because I didnt teach them everything I know! I have plenty of tricks up my sleeve. And one way or another, I will get my fight with you, Jeffrey. Even if I have to burn the soul out of you to get it. If I have to take out everyone you love! If I have to kidnap your wife again! If I have to beat up these three stooges! So be it. This will end with me getting my hands on you, Jeffrey. And I will finally have the truth! Now one of you get in this ring so I can beat the hell out of you.
Rhino:Punk is really pushing Subway.
Mark:But first he might have to answer to Xavier Woods for throwing his trombone… As Xavier Woods is going to stand up against CM Punk here tonight…
Rhino:CM Punk is ready for this fight…
Mark:Xavier Woods comes charging in at CM Punk… CM Punk ducks the clothesline… CM Punk starts slapping Xavier Woods right across the face…
Rhino:He is really laying in those shots to CM Punk…
Mark:CM Punk whips Xavier Woods in to the ropes… Back Elbow!
Rhino:Big E is up on the apron..
Mark:CM Punk charges and Big E jumps off the apron…
Rhino:Xavier Woods is back up…
Mark:Xavier Woods rolls up CM Punk 1………..2……… Kickout by CM Punk…
Rhino:CM Punk is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Xavier Woods comes charging at CM Punk… CM Punk ducks and gets Xavier Woods up on his shoulders…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:Kofi Kingston is back up on the apron… CM Punk charges and spins with Xavier Woods with him on the shoulders and knocks Kofi Kingston off the apron…
Rhino:Airplane Spin!
Mark:Xavier Woods is in trouble… GTS!
Rhino:Thats it…
Mark:CM Punk covers Xavier Woods 1…………..2………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CM PUNK!
Rhino:CM Punk takes out the trombone and takes out Xavier Woods as well…
Mark:The New Day is helping Xavier Woods out of the ring…
Rhino:Xavier is rolling out of the ring holding his jaw after that Go to Sleep from Punk.
Mark:Xavier is now looking at the trombone. It looks like hes going to cry…
Rhino:Hes sobbing over the trombone and his partners are trying to comfort him…
Xavier:Worst. Match… Ever!
Mark:It looks like Punk has more to say…
Punk:You see that Jeffrey?… Thats not even a small sample of whats to come for you… First you mess with my family… Then you sucker shot me from behind… And think that you’re just going to ride off into the sunset… Or in this case, Roman Reigns’ pants… But thats fine… Because you’re going to need all the help you can get… Call up Roman… Call up Dean… Call up Seth… Put the Shield back together again and I will dismantle them brick by brick like I did the first time!…
(Cm Punk catches his breath.)
Punk:A man like Jeffrey Wade doesn’t even belong in the same building as a person like me. Its all of you people. All of you pathetic people. That come out here and you cheer his name. You cheer his antics. You cheer the ‘whoa far out man’ 420 lifestyle! You people are all part of the problem! You are all a part of what’s wrong with this company, and wrestling in general. You see you have Vince McMahon’s doofus of a son running this place. And you can’t understand that that golden McMahon touch has burnt out a long time ago. Hell, Stone Cold Steve Austin was the last great idea a McMahon had and that was all Steves idea! But unlike his father, Shane has a chance to turn it all around. And he’s a smart guy. He has an independent head on his shoulders and isnt going to listen to any glad handing yes men like daddy. Thats why I dont have any doubt that Shane will do the right thing. And not let Jeffrey Wade get away with the injustices that he has gotten away with for so long. So make the match Shane. Change the reputation. Or forever be remembered as another idiotic offspring Vince McMahon who doesnt understand whats best for business! Make the match. Allow me to get rid of, what I know has been a thorn in your side as well for some time now. Allow me to make sure that this isnt another case of false retirement like the Ric Flairs, Big Daddy Aces, William McConnells and Terry Funks of the past. Allow me to make sure that we never have to see the face of Subway ever again!… And I dont want to see any count outs. I dont want to see any disqualifications. Hell I dont even want to see pinfalls or submissions. I want a fight! I want no easy ways out! I want Jeffrey Wade’s head on a stick! And one way or another I will get it. With. Or without your approval, Shane! Even if I have to do what I said Id do, and drag his ass out of an old folks home. Pop his false teeth back in just so I can knock them the fuck out! One way or another… I will have my answers.
Rhino:Will Subway step up and fight?
Mark:I guess time will only tell… Time to determine the stipulation for the upcoming EWA Tag Team Championship Match at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…
Choose The Stipulation Match
Tyler Breeze vs Lone Jobber
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…Now residing in his Seasonal residence in Florence, Italy… Weighing in at 195 Pounds… Representing the gWo and accompanied to the ring by Cuban Pete…TYLER BREEZE!
(“#MmmmGorgeous” plays as Tyler Breeze enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House… And now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta,Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions…LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:We are now underway as Lone Jobber locks up with Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:This is a rematch from the Holiday Bowl in which Tyler Breeze was able to pick up the victory in…
Mark:The gWo also got the win via disqualification last time at New Years Evil… So the gWo and Tyler Breeze have had the number of Lone Jobber as of late…
Rhino:Can Lone Jobber rebound for his team tonight?
Mark:Lone Jobber with a headlock in on Tyler Breeze who is trying to fight his way out of it… Lone Jobber gets shoved off in to the ropes… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes and Tyler Breeze takes him down with a clothesline!
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back up…
Mark:Tyler Breeze takes him over and connects with a Hip Toss!
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back up again…
Mark:Tyler Breeze goes for another hip toss… Lone Jobber blocks and he hip tosses Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze gets back up on to his feet now…
Mark:Hip Toss Again by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze staggers back up in the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber climbs up the corner and starts laying in right hands on Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:He is giving him the old fashion ten punch in the corner…
Mark:Ten Straight Punches and Tyler Breeze staggers out of the corner and falls straight down on to the mat face first…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is now rolling to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes out after Tyler Breeze and now rams him head first in to the side of the ring…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is spinning around not knowing where he is right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber now grabs Tyler Breeze and shoves him in to the ring post…
Rhino:Right now El Presidente is taking it right to Tyler Breeze…
Mark:Watch out!
Rhino:Cuban Pete is trying to sneak up behind Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around and Cuban Pete backs away from Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Cuban Pete is telling Lone Jobber he wasnt going to do anything…
Mark:Tyler Breeze regroups and dropkicks Lone Jobber from behind…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze just rolled in and out of the ring to break the count…
Mark:Tyler Breeze now grabs a hold of Lone Jobber and scoops him up and just slammed him right on top of the steel steps…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just bounced off the steps in some pain after being slammed right down on them…
Mark:Tyler Breeze now rolls Lone Jobber back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Tyler Breeze goes behind Lone Jobber… Backstabber!
Rhino:Nice move there…
Mark:Tyler Breeze goes for first cover of this match up 1……………2……….. Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Cuban Pete’s distraction has changed the flow of this match up…
Mark:Any good manager knows when to stick their nose in to something and this is what has happened here…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is just working over the back of Lone Jobber…
Mark:As you just mention Tyler Breeze has focused in on the back as he is stretching the back of Lone Jobber right now as he drives his knee right in to the back…
Rhino:He is just pulling on his arms and driving that knee right in to the back…
Mark:Now Tyler Breeze just drives the knee in to the back repeatedly before letting the hold go…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in some pain right now as he is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Tyler Breeze whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:More damage done right there to the back of Lone Jobber…
Mark:Tyler Breeze with another cover 1…………….2……….. Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in pain as Tyler Breeze is stopping to take a selfie right now…
Mark:You can see the confidence grow in Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:He knows that he has Lone Jobber right where he wants him…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers back up on to his feet… Tyler Breeze hooks him up and drives him down with a side walk slam…
Rhino:Right down in to the mat goes Lone Jobber…
Mark:Tyler Breeze with another cover 1……………2……..3….No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is now heading to the top rope…
Rhino:I don’t know if this is a smart idea from Tyler Breeze…
Mark:Tyler Breeze flies… Flying Elbow Drop! No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber saw it coming and was able to roll out of the way… As I knew that wasnt a smart idea…
Mark:Tyler Breeze took a chance and it didnt pay off for him right there…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is back up… Lone Jobber with chops across the chest of Tyler Breeze before following up with right hands…
Rhino:He is connecting with those shots…
Mark:Tyler Breeze gets whipped in to the ropes by Lone Jobber… Clothesline!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze staggers right back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks him in the midsection… DDT!
Rhino:Planted him right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Tyler Breeze 1……………….2………..3……No! Tyler Breeze gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is starting to feel it right now…
Mark:This is a battle of two former EWA World Heavyweight Champions doing battle right now… The winner gets to determine the stipulation for the upcoming EWA Tag Team Championship Match…
Rhino:There is a lot at stake…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Tyler Breeze to get back up…
Rhino:He is slowly getting up on to his feet right now as the DDT took a lot of out him…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks him up… HERITAGE!
Rhino:That could be it right here and now…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Tyler Breeze 1……………..2………..3…………NO!
Rhino:Another close near fall right there as Tyler Breeze was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now looking to finish off Prince Pretty…
Rhino:He is setting him up for The Gimmick…
Mark:Tyler Breeze staggers up on to his feet… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Thats It!
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for the cover…
Rhino:Cuban Pete has the referee distracted…
Mark:Lone Jobber wants to know whats going on and he sees Cuban Pete up on the apron…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now grabbing a hold of Cuban Pete…
Mark:Lone Jobber is threatening Cuban Pete right now…
Rhino:Cuban Pete is begging off…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is back up…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Lone Jobber…
Mark:Tyler Breeze charges… Lone Jobber moves and Tyler Breeze runs in to Cuban Pete…
Rhino:Cuban Pete goes flying off the apron…
Mark:Lone Jobber rolls up Tyler Breeze 1……………2……………3………..NO!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze kicks out at the last second…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now lining up Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:Low Card Kick! NO!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze ducked the kick…
Mark:SUPERMODEL KICK!
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:Tyler Breeze covers Lone Jobber 1…………2………..3……….NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:So very close right there…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back up… BEAUTY SHOT! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber ducks…
Mark:Tyler Breeze staggers up… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:That time he got all of that kick…
Mark:Cuban Pete is back up on the apron…
Rhino:Lone Jobber went right for the cover…
Mark:Damien Sandow is running down to ringside…
Rhino:Here comes Retro Playa as well…
Mark:Damien Sandow is up on the apron and Retro Playa pulls him off the apron…
Rhino:Its a brawl between Retro Playa and Damien Sandow at ringside…
Mark:Damien Sandow though tossed something towards Tyler Breeze before he was yanked off the apron…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just knocked Cuban Pete off the apron with a big right hand…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is back up… Lone Jobber turns around… BIG RIGHT HAND!
Rhino:He just took brass knuckles off of his hand…
Mark:The referee didnt see it… Tyler Breeze hooks the leg 1………….2………..3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TYLER BREEZE!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze pulls it out for the gWo…
Mark:Retro Playa is now checking on his partner after that loss…
Rhino:Cuban Pete and his gWo will now get to determine the stipulation for the upcoming EWA Tag Team Championship match at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…
Mark:We are getting a team selfie right now as they head up the ramp…
Rhino:Its going to be a battle coming up at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…
Mark:Who will be challenging for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard? Lets head down to ringside to find out…
Number One Contendership for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship
The Rock vs Alan Matthews
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for One Fall and is for the Number One Contendership for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first…From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… Representing The Bullet Club… Dead Eye ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“Through Struggle” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Mark:The Rock gets face to face with Alan Matthews…
Rhino:They are ready to do battle…
Mark:The Rock lays in right hands to Alan Matthews as he backs him up in to the ropes…
Rhino:The Rock is really laying in those shots…
Mark:The Rock with a big right hand that knocked him all the way back in to the ropes… Alan Matthews bounces off the ropes and The Rock nails him with another right hand that takes Alan Matthews off of his feet…
Rhino:Alan Matthews gets back up on to his feet after that big right hand…
Mark:The Rock scoops up Alan Matthews… Alan Matthews slides off the shoulders of The Rock and shoves him off in to the ropes… The Rock comes off the ropes and Alan Matthews nails him with a back elbow…
Rhino:That took The Rock off of his feet…
Mark:The Rock gets back up on to his feet… Alan Matthews goes behind The Rock and nails him with a German Release Suplex!
Rhino:The Rock gets back up after that German Suplex…
Mark:The Rock turns around and takes another German Suplex from Alan Matthews… Alan Matthews covers The Rock 1………….2…….. Kickout by The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is crawling back to the corner…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now stomping away at The Rock in the corner…
Rhino:He is really delivering those hard boots to The Rock…
Mark:Alan Matthews pulls The Rock up off the canvas and now just drives a hard knee right in to the midsection of The Rock…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is pulling him out of the corner…
Mark:Alan Matthews hooks up The Rock… Vertical Suplex! Alan Matthews goes for another cover 1…………..2………. Kickout again by The Rock…
Rhino:Right now The Rock is having a hard time trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews whips The Rock in to the ropes… The Rock comes off the ropes and Alan Matthews drives a hard knee right in to the midsection of The Rock…
Rhino:He just knocked the wind right out of The Rock…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now setting up The Rock… Abdominal Stretch!
Rhino:The Rock is really in a bad spot right now…
Mark:The Rock is struggling to hang on right now…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is pulling back on The Rock…
Mark:The Rock needs to get out of this if he wants to survive and become the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is telling The Rock to tap out…
Mark:The referee is asking The Rock is he wants to give it up…
Rhino:The Rock is shaking his head no…
Mark:The people are trying to get behind The Rock right now… Alan Matthews wants The Rock to tap out…
Rhino:He is refusing to give it up…
Mark:Alan Matthews just throws The Rock down to the canvas breaking up the hold…
Rhino:Alan Matthews got frustrated that The Rock wouldnt give it up and is now just going back to bringing more pain to The Rock…
Mark:Alan Matthews now grabs The Rock and sets him up… Belly to Belly Suplex! Alan Matthews covers The Rock 1……………2…………3…….No!
Rhino:The Rock was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now looking to finish off The Rock…
Rhino:The Peoples Champion is really in pain…
Mark:Alan Matthews sets up The Rock… DIRECT HIT!
Rhino:Thats it… Alan Matthews is heading to Nightmare on EWA Boulevard as the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Alan Matthews hooks the leg 1…………..2………..3………. NO! The Rock is able to get his shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:The Rock is still having a hard time getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is ready to end this…
Mark:Alan Matthews sets him up… DEADLY DRIVER! NO!
Rhino:The Rock escapes!
Mark:The Rock spins Alan Matthews around… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:That drove him right in to the canvas…
Mark:Both men are down on the canvas right now…
Rhino:The Rock was able to mustard up all of the energy he could to escape and hit that spinebuster…
Mark:The Rock is now crawling around the ring and is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is back up on to his feet as well…
Mark:Alan Matthews with knees to the midsection of The Rock backing him in to the corner…
Rhino:The Rock is just being hammered right now…
Mark:More knees to the midsection by Alan Matthews to The Rock… Alan Matthews now whips The Rock in to the corner…
Rhino:The Rock is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Alan Matthews charges… The Rock ducks… Samoan Drop!
Rhino:Nice counter right there to the clothesline…
Mark:The Rock crawls on top of Alan Matthews 1…………..2…………..3….No! Alan Matthews gets his shoulder up right there…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now struggling a little bit…
Mark:The Rock is back up on to his feet and starts nailing Alan Matthews with right hands…
Rhino:The Rock is firing up with those right hands…
Mark:The Rock with a big right hand knocking Alan Matthews off of his feet…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is getting back up…
Mark:The Rock hooks up Alan Matthews… Belly To Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex by The Rock…
Mark:The Rock covers Alan Matthews 1…………..2……….3……No!
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:The Rock is now eyeing up Alan Matthews…
Rhino:The Rock is ready to put him away…
Mark:The Rock hooks up Alan Matthews… ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:Thats it!
Mark:The Rock covers Alan Matthews 1…………….2………….3……..NO! Alan Matthews was able to get his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Rock thought he had him down for the count right there…
Mark:The Rock is now lining up Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:The Rock throws off the elbow pad… The Rock comes off the ropes… PEOPLES ELBOW! NO!
Rhino:Alan Matthews moves out of the way…
Mark:The Rock is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is setting him up…
Mark:Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge! 1……………..2…………3………….NO!
Rhino:Another close near fall right there…
Mark:We have two men battling for a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Triple H is some where watching on intently…
Mark:The Rock is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alan Matthews wants one more shot at Triple H and this is chance right here and now…
Mark:The Rock turns around… DEADLY DRIVER! NO!
Rhino:The Rock is holding on to the ropes…
Mark:The Rock gets off the shoulders and now spins Alan Matthews around… ROCK BOTTOM! NO!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is fighting out of it…
Mark:Alan Matthews sets him up… DIRECT HIT! Alan Matthews covers The Rock 1…………..2………3………NO!
Rhino:Another close near fall right there…
Mark:Alan Matthews wants to walk out of here with the shot at Triple H…
Rhino:The Rock is slowly getting up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews sets him up… DEADLY DRIVER! NO!
Rhino:The Rock escapes again…
Mark:The Rock spins Alan Matthews around… ROCK BOTTOM! The Rock covers Alan Matthews 1……………..2…………..3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK!
Rhino:The Rock is walking out of here tonight as the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:It will now be The Rock vs Triple H for the gold at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…
Rhino:The Rock is one step closer to the championship as the celebration is on here in Louisville…
Mark:Look Out!
Rhino:Triple H!
Mark:Triple H just attacked The Rock from behind…
Rhino:Triple H is now putting the boots to The Rock right now…
Mark:The Rock had no idea Triple H was coming…
Rhino:Triple H is setting up The Rock…
Mark:PEDIGREE!
Rhino:The Rock has been laid out…
Mark:Triple H is standing over The Rock… These two men will meet at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…
Rhino:Who will walk out champion?
Mark;We will find out at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard… Good Night Everyone!
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