Sabotage 2016
Mark:We are live here in Boston and this is Sabotage…
(Wyatt Screech)
???:HELP ME!
Bray Wyatt:Don’t worry, I am here to help you.
(Camera Pans Out to show Luke Harper & Erick Rowan holding Stephanie McMahon by the arms)
Bray Wyatt:Now that you are with me, no one will ever hurt you again.
(Bray Wyatt Laughs)
Stephanie:HUNTER HELP!
Bray Wyatt:Help Her Hunter, Help Her! If you dare.
(Bray Wyatt Laughs)
Bray Wyatt:You talk about how it’s all about the game and how you play it. How does it feel to have the game actually play you? Tell me, Almighty King, how does it feel to know you are helpless? How does it feel to know that I have your queen. How does it make you feel at night knowing that she is with me and not with you and your children. Tell me Almighty King, how are your children?
(Bray Wyatt Laughs)
Bray Wyatt:Don’t worry, I already know. Game On.
(Wyatt Screech)
Rhino:I have no words to describe what I just saw…
Mark:Love him or hate him, you have to feel bad for Triple H right now…
Rhino:I agree…
Mark:I don’t know if he saw that video or not…
Rhino:I assume that he did…
Mark:I would say if he didnt… He is seeing it now… We are going to try and restore some sort of order… As we need to talk about tonights Main Event as it will be for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship as Tyler Breeze defends the EWA World Heavyweight Championship in a Last Man Standing Match up against The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is looking to once again regain the EWA World Heavyweight Championship and standing in his way is one of the finest that the gWo have to offer and that is the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Prince Pretty Tyler Breeze…
Mark:Speaking of the gWo… Damien Sandow defends the FTW Championship against Subway…
Rhino:Subway is on a mission to capture the FTW Championship and tonight he gets his opportunity to do so…
Mark:We will see if he is able to get the job done… As we send it to the ring for our opening contest here at Sabotage…
Roman Reigns vs Alex Bankmanship
Pa Announcer:Tonight’s Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Spokane, Washington… Weighing in at 180 Pounds… ALEX BANKMANSHIP!
(“Remember The Name” plays as Alex Bankmanship enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Pensacola, Florida… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… ROMAN REIGNS!
(“The Truth Reigns” plays as Roman Reigns enters the arena…)
Mark:Alex Bankmanship goes to lock up with Roman Reigns…
Rhino:Roman Reigns backs him right up in to the ropes…
Mark:Alex Bankmanship just slapped Roman Reigns…
Rhino:He is trying to get under the skin of Roman Reigns…
Mark:Roman Reigns charges at Alex Bankmanship… Alex Bankmanship ducks and back drops Roman Reigns over the top rope…
Rhino:Roman Reigns lands on the ring apron…
Mark:Springboard Dropkick!
Rhino:That just knocked Roman Reigns off the ring apron…
Mark:Roman Reigns is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Alex Bankmanship…
Mark:Big Dive Through The Ropes! SUPERMAN PUNCH!
Rhino:What a move by Roman Reigns!
Mark:That Superman Punch caught Alex Bankmanship out of no where…
Rhino:Can we get a replay of that?
Mark:Lets go back to the Extreme Replay presented by CBRadioLive.com and we can see that as Alex Bankmanship was coming through the ropes… Roman Reigns loaded up his fist and connected with that Superman Punch knocking out Alex Bankmanship…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is now tossing him back in to the ring…
Mark:Roman Reigns is setting him up…
Rhino:Alex Bankmanship is dazed…
Mark:SUPERMAN PUNCH!
Rhino:That has to be a knock out shot right there…
Mark:Roman Reigns is on a mission tonight and he is taking it out on Alex Bankmanship…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is in position to strike again…
Mark:SPEAR!
Rhino:Roman Reigns just broke that man in half…
Mark:Roman Reigns covers Alex Bankmanship 1…………….2………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ROMAN REIGNS!
Rhino:Roman Reigns is destroying his competition week in and week out…
Mark:Its been a renewed focus by Roman Reigns as he continues to destroy people as you just mentioned week in and week out…
Rhino:Can anyone stop Roman Reigns?
Mark:We will have to see…
(Cameras Go Backstage to Shane McMahon’s Office)
HHH:Where is he?
Shane:Who?
HHH:Bray… WHERE IS HE?
Shane:I don’t know…
HHH:SHANE WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?
Shane:I DONT KNOW!
HHH:I want him now Shane… I WANT HIM NOW!
Shane:If I knew where he was… I would hand him over to you on a silver platter…
HHH:HE HAS MY WIFE SHANE!
Shane:HE HAS MY SISTER!
HHH:Then what exactly are we going to do about it?
Shane:I don’t know what we can do…
HHH:You don’t know what we can do… Well guess what… I know what I can do…
(Triple H storms off)
Rhino:Triple H is angry…
Mark:And he has every right to be…
Rhino:He is on the hunt for Bray Wyatt…
Mark:Question is… Where is Bray Wyatt? Lets get back to the ring for more action…
Finn Balor vs Lone Jobber
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From The Slaughter House… And now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta,Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds….LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Bray, County Wicklow, Ireland… Weiging in at 190 Pounds… FINN BALOR!
(“Catch Your Breath” plays as Finn Balor enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and we are under way… Finn Balor locks up with Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber puts a side headlock on Finn Balor…
Rhino:Finn Balor is fighting his way out of it…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets set off in to the ropes by Finn Balor… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Dropkick!
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets right back up…
Mark:Another Dropkick!
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back up again and this time a little bit slower…
Mark:Finn Balor scores with a third dropkick and now Lone Jobber is bailing out of the ring…
Rhino:Those were three nice dropkicks that were right on point from Finn Balor…
Mark:Finn Balor gets a full head of steam… Flip Dive! Right down on to Lone Jobber…
Rhino:The height that Finn Balor got as he dove over the top rope was very impressive…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now trying to get back up on to his feet and Finn Balor tosses him in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just went hard in to the steps as his back connected right on to the steel…
Mark:Finn Balor tosses Lone Jobber back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Springboard Crossbody! In to a pinfall! 1…………2…………. Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Finn Balor charges in… Monkey Flip! No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber held on to the ropes…
Mark:Finn Balor gets back up and Lone Jobber comes out of the corner with a big clothesline!
Rhino:That took him right off of his feet…
Mark:Finn Balor gets back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber kicks him in the midsection… Short Arm Clothesline!
Rhino:That was a nice short arm clothesline by El Presidente…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Finn Balor 1………….2………. Kickout by Finn Balor…
Rhino:Finn Balor is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes behind Finn Balor… Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:Dropped him right on the back of his head…
Mark:Another cover by Lone Jobber 1………….2………. Kickout by Finn Balor…
Rhino:Right now Lone Jobber has control of this match up…
Mark:Finn Balor staggers back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber scoops him up and slams him straight down in to the canvas…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is up on the middle rope…
Mark:Fist Drop!
Rhino:Nice move there…
Mark:That was Fist Drop from the middle rope and Lone Jobber goes back up on to the middle rope again and this time drops a leg right down on to Finn Balor…
Rhino:He could have him right here…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Finn Balor 1………….2…………3…No! Finn Balor kicks out…
Rhino:El Presidente is now waiting for Finn Balor to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks him in the midsection…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:HERITAGE! NO! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Nice escape by Finn Balor…
Mark:Finn Balor gets back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up on to his feet as well…
Mark:Finn Balor charges and takes Lone Jobber off of his feet with a clothesline…
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back up…
Mark:Another clothesline!
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back up again…
Mark:SLINGBLADE!
Rhino:Finn Balor could have him now…
Mark:Finn Balor covers Lone Jobber 1…………..2………..3…No! Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:Finn Balor is now out on the ring apron…
Mark:Finn Balor is waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He has him setup as Lone Jobber staggers up on to his feet…
Mark:Finn Balor is in position… Springboard Forearm! NO! LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Finn Balor 1………………..2……………..3…….NO!
Rhino:Finn Balor some how got his shoulder up…
Mark:Lets go back to the Extreme Replay presented by CBRadioLive.com and lets take a look back at that Low Card Kick from Lone Jobber…
Rhino:You can see Finn Balor has him right where he wanted him…
Mark:And at the last second Lone Jobber reached back and was able to connect with the Low Card Kick…
Rhino:Finn Balor is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber picks him up and nails him with a couple of hard shots backing him up in to the ropes…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is really laying in the shots…
Mark:Lone Jobber whips him in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:He could have him…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Finn Balor 1……………..2………….3…NO!
Rhino:Another kick out by Finn Balor…
Mark:Finn Balor is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is looking to finish him off…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks him in the midsection… HERTIAGE!
Rhino:Thats it right here and now…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Finn Balor 1………………2…………….3……….. NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is asking the referee if it was three…
Rhino:The referee is saying it was two…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now trying to figure out what he is going to do next…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber is going to fly…
Rhino:Finn Balor is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Finn Balor stops Lone Jobber on the top rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in a bad spot right now…
Mark:Top Rope Hurricanranna!
Rhino:What a move!
Mark:That was a hell of a move…
Rhino:Finn Balor could have him right here and now…
Mark:Finn Balor covers Lone Jobber 1…………….2…………..3………NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Finn Balor is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering around…
Mark:Dropkick! Sending Lone Jobber back in to the corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet after hitting the corner hard…
Mark:SLINGBLADE!
Rhino:El Presidente is in trouble…
Mark:Finn Balor is heading to the top rope…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:COUP DE GRACE! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber moved out of the way…
Mark:Finn Balor is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has him lined up…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Finn Balor 1………………2…………..3……. NO!
Rhino:Finn Balor was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now looking to finish him off right here and now…
Rhino:Finn Balor is slow to get back up…
Mark:Here it comes… THE GIMMICK! NO!
Rhino:Finn Balor ducked…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers to feet… BLOODY SUNDAY!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is out…
Mark:Finn Balor hooks the leg 1………………2………………3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner FINN BALOR!
Rhino:This was a big win for Finn Balor…
Mark:Yes it was a big win for Finn Balor as he just beat Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Finn Balor back on the winning side of the coin here tonight at Sabotage…
Mark:The next time we are on…
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Rhino:Triple H is storming to the ring…
Mark:He has a sledgehammer in hand as well…
HHH:BRAY WYATT! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!
Rhino:Triple H is livid…
HHH:BRAY WYATT… This is not me asking you.. This is me DEMANDING THAT YOU GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN!
Rhino:Is Bray Wyatt going to show up?
HHH:BRAY… BRING ME MY WIFE AND BRING ME YOUR ASS… LETS DO THIS… NOW!
(Wyatt Screech)
Bray Wyatt:Do you hear that? Listen closely if you can’t hear it.
(Screams in the background)
Bray Wyatt:Those are the sounds of your queen. Those are the sounds of your queen begging for you to come and save her. Yet you are standing out there demanding that I come to you. Why don’t you come to me?
HHH:Tell me where you are and I will come and KICK YOUR ASS!
Bray Wyatt:I like to see that fire in you. It’s something that has surely been missing. I know your wife has been missing seeing that fire.
(Bray Wyatt Laughs)
HHH:If you lay one hand on her….
Bray Wyatt:Don’t worry, I would never do anything to hurt her. Unless you force me to.
HHH:GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE NOW!
Bray Wyatt:My oh my, you are very demanding for someone who has no idea what is even going on around him. Just imagine it’s been a few weeks now and your kids must be wondering where their mother is?
HHH:DONT TALK ABOUT MY KIDS!
Bray Wyatt:Is that a tough subject for you to talk about? Is that the Almighty King’s biggest weakness, his kids?
(Bray Wyatt Laughs)
Bray Wyatt:Mr. Almighty King. I will make you a deal. You see me and my family aren’t in Boston, in fact we are far a way from Boston as a matter of fact. We are home. But I will make you a deal. It seems that you are looking for a fight, then it’s a fight that you shall get.
HHH:I WANT YOUR ASS!
Bray Wyatt:Well if you want to fight me, then you will get to fight me. But, to get to me, you also have to fight my family Mr. Almighty King.
HHH:FINE! YOU GOT IT! WHATEVER YOU WANT!
Bray Wyatt:Good. Then you have yourself a deal. Until then, I will keep your wife safe and sound. Make sure you tell your kids that Uncle Bray loves them.
(Bray Wyatt Laughs)
HHH:YOU SON OF A BITCH!
(Wyatt Screech)
Rhino:Triple H is livid right now…
Mark:He is throwing chairs around here at Ringside right now…
Rhino:I really don’t blame him…
Mark:Shane McMahon has come out and he is trying to calm him down…
Rhino:Triple H just stormed past Shane McMahon…
Mark:Triple H is going to kill Bray Wyatt when he sees him… Switching gears… As we were mentioning that our next time we are on Pay Per View will be on April 20th for Unholy Alliances… Until then its back to the ring for the FTW Championship Match up…
FTW Championship Extreme Rules Match
Damien Sandow (c) vs Subway
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the EXTREME RULES Match for the FTW CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first… The Challenger… From Wildwood, New Jersey… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The X-Core Soldier… SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Palo Alto, California… Weighing in at 247 Pounds… Representing The gWo… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… Accompanied to the ring by Cuban Pete… The FTW Champion… DAMIEN SANDOW!
(“Hallelujah” plays as Damien Sandow enters the arena…)
Mark:Subway comes out firing with right hands to the FTW Champion Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Subway is laying in the fists…
Mark:Subway with an irish whip… Damien Sandow with the reversal… Subway comes off the ropes and Damien Sandow nails him with a hard knee right in to the midsection…
Rhino:That can knock the wind right out of you…
Mark:Subway staggers back up on to his feet… Damien Sandow scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is now choking Subway…
Mark:Damien Sandow is here tonight to continue the run of the gWo…
Rhino:They have been dominating the EWA for the last few months…
Mark:Damien Sandow breaks the choke and now pulls Subway up by the hair and tosses him in to the corner… Damien Sandow now opens up on Subway in the corner with rights and lefts to the midsection…
Rhino:He is just peppering him with those shots…
Mark:Damien Sandow now with hard shots to the midsection of Subway with his shoulders…
Rhino:He is just hammering him hard with those shots…
Mark:Damien Sandow now pulls Subway out of the corner and nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:The FTW Champion Damien Sandow getting some instructions from Cuban Pete right now as he heads to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Damien Sandow is bringing a couple of steel chairs in to the ring…
Rhino:Subway is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steel Chair Shot! Right across the back of the X-Core Soldier…
Rhino:Subway is down…
Mark:Damien Sandow is now opening up the chairs and has them setup in the ring…
Rhino:Subway is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow charges and kicks him right in the midsection…
Rhino:Sandow charged and kicked him right in the ribs…
Mark:Damien Sandow now sets up Subway… Front Face Suplex In to the Steel Chairs!
Rhino:Those chairs just bent in half…
Mark:Damien Sandow covers Subway 1………..2………3…..No!
Rhino:Subway was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Cuban Pete thought that was going to keep Subway down but it didnt…
Rhino:Subway is crawling around the ring right now…
Mark:Damien Sandow pulls Subway up by his hair and tosses him in the corner and just hammers him with hard elbows to the side of the head…
Rhino:He is just driving those elbows right in to the head of Subway…
Mark:Subway is staggering out of the corner… Damien Sandow sets him up… Russian Leg Sweep!
Rhino:Subway is in trouble…
Mark:Damien Sandow now lines him up… ELBOW OF DISDAIN! NO!
Rhino:Subway rolled out of the way…
Mark:Damien Sandow now staggers back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Subway is back up as well…
Mark:Subway with hard shots to Damien Sandow backing him up in to the ropes…
Rhino:He is just laying in those shots…
Mark:Subway charges and nails him with a big running forearm…
Rhino:That forearm rocked Damien Sandow…
Mark:Subway charges and spears Damien Sandow through the ropes and both men go tumbling to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Both men hit the floor hard after that running spear…
Mark:Subway is the first one back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is back up…
Mark:Subway charges and drives Damien Sandow in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is staggering around dazed…
Mark:Double Arm DDT!
Rhino:Subway planted him right there…
Mark:Subway now grabs a hold of the steel steps…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow turns around and Subway runs him over with the Steel Steps!
Rhino:He caught him good right there…
Mark:Cuban Pete is trying to get in the face of Subway…
Rhino:That might not be a good idea…
Mark:Subway teases chasing Cuban Pete with the steps and Cuban Pete bails away to the other side of the ring…
Rhino:He moved pretty quick…
Mark:Subway now lays the steel steps down on the ground…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway scoops up Damien Sandow and slams him down on top of the steel steps…
Rhino:Subway is now getting up on the ring apron…
Mark:Subway charges and dives! Diving Elbow Drop! Connects!
Rhino:That was a big diving elbow driving his elbow right in to the chest of Damien Sandow who was laid out on the steel steps…
Mark:Subway now rolls Damien Sandow back in to the ring…
Rhino:He just needs to pin him and has the FTW Championship…
Mark:Subway covers Damien Sandow 1………………..2…………..3……….. NO!
Rhino:Damien Sandow was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Damien Sandow is now struggling to move right now…
Rhino:Subway is now picking up Damien Sandow…
Mark:Damien Sandow gets turned around as Subway kicks him in the midsection… Pulling Piledriver!
Rhino:That could be it right now…
Mark:Subway covers Damien Sandow 1………………2…………3………….NO!
Rhino:Damien Sandow was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Subway now going back to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Subway is bringing a table in to the ring…
Mark:Subway is attempting to lay Damien Sandow out on the top of the table…
Rhino:Subway is now climbing up to the top rope…
Mark:Damien Sandow is now laid out on the table…
Rhino:Subway is going to dive…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! NO!
Rhino:Damien Sandow got off the table…
Mark:Subway went crashing through the table…
Rhino:All Damien Sandow needs to do is covers Subway and he is walking out of here still the FTW Champion…
Mark:Damien Sandow covers Subway 1……………….2…………..3…………. NO!
Rhino:Subway was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Close one right there…
Rhino:Subway now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow is now setting him up… YOU’RE WELCOME!
Rhino:Thats It!
Mark:Damien Sandow covers Subway 1……………..2……………..3………….. ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Subway got his shoulder up…
Mark:Damien Sandow can not believe it…
Rhino:Cuban Pete can not believe it either here at ringside…
Mark:Damien Sandow is going to the outside and he is bringing the steel steps in to the ring…
Rhino:Looks like Damien Sandow is going to return the favor to Subway…
Mark:The Steel Steps have been laid out in the ring right now…
Rhino:Subway is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow sets up Subway…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:YOU’RE WELCOME! NO! DDT ON THE STEEL STEPS!
Rhino:What a counter!
Mark:Subway countered it in to a DDT driving Damien Sandow right in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is really dazed right now…
Mark:Subway lines him up… SUBLINE!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it…
Mark:Subway covers Damien Sandow 1……………..2…………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW FTW CHAMPION… SUBWAY!
Rhino:Subway finally becomes the FTW Champion…
Mark:Subway’s big reason for not retiring was to win the FTW Championship and tonight here at Sabotage he was able to get the job done…
Rhino:Subway finally has the success he has been hoping for…
Mark:And the gWo has one less championship in their possession… How long with Subway keep the FTW Championship is the question… We will find out… Something is going on backstage…
(Seth Rollins is seen in Shane McMahon’s office. A few moments later Rollins gets defensive as CM Punk walks into frame.)
Seth:Great. What are you doing here? You here to cost me some more match ups?
Punk:Please Seth you couldn’t wrestle your way out of a wet paper bag. And besides Dean and I had our problems long before you needed to ‘prove yourself’ to the world.
Seth:That’s just it isn’t it? You were always jealous of me! You always knew I was better!
Punk:Jealous? Hah! I’m the best in the world. What the hell do I have to be jealous of? You? Shane doesn’t even want to out you on TV. Why? Because you suck Seth. Plain and simple. You suck.
Seth:Oh yeah? You want to see how much I suck out in the ring?
Punk:(laughs)No I’d rather not. Neither would any of the people in the crowd. You can go suck on your own time.
Seth:That’s not what I mean and you know it!
(Crunching and crinkling is heard from off camera. The camera cuts to the doorway where Dean Ambrose is seen eating potato chips.)
Seth:And how long have you been standing there?!
Dean:Long enough to hear you two girls cry over who’s better.
(Ambrose walks up to Rollins and Punk and flops down on the chair next to Shane’s desk. He puts his feet up and his hands behind his head.)
Dean:Let’s face the facts. The truth of the matter is… You both suck. Both in… and out of the ring.
(Rollins and Punk look at eachother with a pissed off look, then back at Ambrose. Ambrose smirks.)
Dean:Ssssssluuurp.
Seth:Very funny Dean. Always the joker. But the only joke around here is your singles career.
Punk:Oooh. Ouch.
Dean:Yeah well Jason David Frank called from the 90s. He told me to tell you, to stop stealing his look.
(Ambrose springs out of the chair and into Rollins’ face. Punk smiles in the background.)
Seth:All I’ve wanted to do since I first met you, was to knock your teeth down your throat.
Dean:Blah blah blah something something Justin Beiber.
Seth:It’s always fun and games with you Dean. One day reality is going to set in. Its going to dawn on you that you are a nobody. A loser!
Dean:A loser that you can’t beat! And I don’t know what you’re laughing at, because you can’t either.
(Ambrose stares a hole through Punk as Punks smile fades. Just then Shane McMahon walks in.)
Shane:What the hell is going on in here? Dont even bother answering it… I dont care… With the day I have had… I dont need another damn headache…
Seth:I want Dean Ambrose in a match! Just so I can curb stomp his ass in to the mat, for good!
Shane:You want Ambrose… You got Ambrose…
Punk:Woah, hold on. What about me? I want a piece of their asses too.
Shane:Fine… The three of you… In a match… Got it?
Seth:Fine by me.
(Seth & CM Punk walk out of the office.)
Dean:Thanks for the um, staples Shane O.
(Dean Ambrose smirks as he leaves the office)
Mark:Its time for our Main Event for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Last Man Standing Match
Tyler Breeze (c) vs The Rock
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the LAST MAN STANDING MATCH for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first… The Challenger…From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…Now residing in his Seasonal residence in Florence, Italy… Weighing in at 195 Pounds… Representing the gWo… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions and the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… TYLER BREEZE!
(“#MmmmGorgeous” plays as Tyler Breeze enters the arena…)
Mark:We have been told that both Jay Mack and Cuban Pete have both been banned from ringside for this match up…
Rhino:That will make this one even…
Mark:Tyler Breeze goes to strike The Rock first… The Rock blocks and nails Tyler Breeze with right hands…
Rhino:The Rock is laying them in…
Mark:Tyler Breeze ducks a big right hand from The Rock… Tyler Breeze connects with shots of his own and now backs him in the ropes with knife edge chops…
Rhino:He is laying those chops in across the chest of The Rock…
Mark:Tyler Breeze whips The Rock in to the ropes… The Rock comes off the ropes and gets taken down with a clothesline!
Rhino:The Rock gets right back up…
Mark:Tyler Breeze charges and connects with a running dropkick to The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is now slower to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Tyler Breeze clotheslines The Rock cover the top rope and to the floor goes the Peoples Champion…
Rhino:The Rock gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Running Baseball Slide by Tyler Breeze sending The Rock in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is now going out after The Rock…
Mark:Tyler Breeze grabs a hold of The Rock and rams him head first in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze isnt done…
Mark:One more time Tyler Breeze rams The Rock’s head in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:The Rock is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Tyler Breeze nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:The Rock is down…
Mark:The Rock is trying to use the steel steps gather himself…
Rhino:Here comes Tyler Breeze…
Mark:Running Knee! Driving The Rock’s head in to the steel steps…
Rhino:That was a brutal shot there…
Mark:The referee is counting The Rock down…
Rhino:He is up to four…
Mark:The Rock is back up on to his feet at five… But is leaning up against the Steel Steps…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze isnt done…
Mark:Tyler Breeze now rams him head first in to the steel steps…
Rhino:The Rock is really dazed…
Mark:Tyler Breeze just grabbed a steel chair…
Rhino:The Rock is turning around…
Mark:Tyler Breeze swings… The Rock ducks… The Rock spins him around… DDT!
Rhino:The Rock planted him with that DDT!
Mark:Tyler Breeze is now crawling around ringside…
Rhino:He is making sure he doesnt get counted down…
Mark:The Rock gathers himself and charges and kicks Tyler Breeze right in the ribs…
Rhino:It was like he was trying to send a football through the goal posts with that kick…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is near the steel entrance ramp right now…
Rhino:He is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock hooks up Tyler Breeze… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex by The Rock…
Mark:The referee is counting down Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:He is able to get back up on at four…
Mark:The Rock now has possession of the steel chair…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze needs to watch out…
Mark:Steel Chair Shot!
Rhino:Big time shot with that chair by The Rock…
Mark:The Rock wants to win back what he considers his EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:The referee is counting down Tyler Breeze…
Mark:Four… Five… Six and Tyler Breeze is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is leaning on the guard rail…
Mark:The Rock now lines up Tyler Breeze… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:He just drove him hard in to the ground with that spinebuster…
Mark:The referee is counting Tyler Breeze down…
Rhino:The referee is up to five…
Mark:Six… Seven… Tyler Breeze is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Rock is ready to lay the smack down…
Mark:Right hands by The Rock taking Tyler Breeze off of his feet…
Rhino:The Rock wants to finish off Tyler Breeze…
Mark:The Rock has Tyler Breeze setup…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:ROCK BOTTOM ON THE STEEL RAMP!
Rhino:We are looking at the next EWA World Heavyweight Champion right here and now…
Mark:The Rock dropped him right there with that Rock Bottom…
Rhino:The referee has begun his count…
Mark:The referee is up to four… five…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is starting to move a little…
Mark:Six… Seven…. Eight…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is up!
Mark:Tyler Breeze fell back down and is now crawling up the ramp…
Rhino:He is trying to get away from The Rock…
Mark:The Rock is following Tyler Breeze up the ramp…
Rhino:The Rock is basically stalking his pray at the moment…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Rock is pulling him back up on to the feet…
Mark:The Rock is now setting up Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:The Rock sets it up… ROCK BOTTOM! NO! LOW BLOW!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze caught him with that low blow…
Mark:SUPERMODEL KICK!
Rhino:The Rock is out…
Mark:Tyler Breeze just flipped the script on the Peoples Champion with two back to back moves…
Rhino:The referee is counting The Rock out…
Mark:Four… Five…
Rhino:Can The Rock get back up?
Mark:Six… Seven… Eight… The Rock has gotten back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is now going in on the attack…
Mark:Thez Press! With right hands by Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is laying in the right hands…
Mark:The Rock is trying to get back up on to his feet… Tyler Breeze kicks him in the midsection… PILEDRIVER! On to the Steel!
Rhino:The Rock is down…
Mark:The referee is counting once again…
Rhino:Is this it for The Rock?
Mark:Four… Five… Six…
Rhino:The Rock is starting to move…
Mark:Seven… Eight… The Rock is back up…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is lining up The Rock…
Mark:BEAUTY SHOT!
Rhino:Thats It!
Mark:The Rock is out…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is going to walk out of here still the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:The referee is counting out The Rock…
Rhino:Can The Rock get up?
Mark:Four…Five…Six…
Rhino:Its getting close…
Mark:Seven… Eight… Nine… TEN! NO! The Rock is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:That was really close right there…
Mark:Tyler Breeze with a clothesline taking The Rock off of his feet…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is looking around…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is climbing up the Sabotage Set…
Rhino:What in the world is Tyler Breeze going to do now?
Mark:Tyler Breeze is standing on Hardcore Theatre…
Rhino:The Rock is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Tyler Breeze dives… BEAUTY SHOT FROM HARDCORE THEATRE!
Rhino:Oh My God!
Mark:Tyler Breeze is down…
Rhino:But The Rock is out…
Mark:The referee is counting both men down right now…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze has started to move…
Mark:Four…Five…Six…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is up…
Mark:Seven…Eight…Nine… TEN! NO!
Rhino:Some how The Rock was able to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is now trying to figure out his next move…
Rhino:The Rock looks to be completely out of it…
Mark:Tyler Breeze sets him up… POWERBOMB! NO!
Rhino:The Rock escapes…
Mark:Tyler Breeze turns around… Clothesline!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock lines him up…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is dazed…
Mark:ROCK BOTTOM OFF THE STAGE THROUGH A TABLE!
Rhino:HOLY SHIT!
Mark:The Rock and Tyler Breeze are down and out…
Rhino:Neither man is moving…
Mark:Lets go to the Extreme Replay presented by CBRadioLive.com as we can see The Rock drive Tyler Breeze off the stage and both men went crashing through the table…
Rhino:The referee is counting both men down and out right now…
Mark:Three… Four…Five…
Rhino:No movement yet…
Mark:Six… Seven… Eight…Nine…
Rhino:The Rock is up…
Mark:TEN! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… THE ROCK!
Rhino:The Rock is once again the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:This was a battle between both men and now The Rock is able to walk out of here as the brand new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze gave it everything he had… But it was not his night…
Mark:The Rock is champion tonight… But will be able to escape as champion after Unholy Alliances… Good Night Everyone!
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