Halloween Hellraiser 2016

Mark:We are live here in Orlando, Florida for what is considered to be the most spookiest day of the year… Where people dress up as their favorite heroes and villains…

Rhino:I would say the last six months have been the spookiest days of the years…

Mark:With the future in doubt… We have survived to once again be with you here live for Halloween Hellraiser…

Rhino:We will rebuild!

Mark:Not even a fire can hold us down… We are back and we are live tonight with a huge show lined up for everyone…Which includes two huge House of Horrors Extreme Elimination Chamber Match Ups…

Rhino:This has to be a first…

Mark:Two chamber matches in one night… That is a first for us…

Rhino:I am excited for it…

Mark:The EWA World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line in our main event in one of those House of Horrors Extreme Elimination Chamber Matches when Tyler Breeze… Finn Balor… Lone Jobber… Subway and two EWA Legends will compete for the championship…

Rhino:Do you have any idea on who the legends will be?

Mark:My sources have told me nothing… So I have no idea who it will be…

Rhino:Well my sources have told me the exact same thing…

Mark:Who are your sources?

Rhino:You…

Mark:Well that would explain that… Also tonight the FTW Championship is on the line as the winner of a battle royal will fight Retro Playa for the FTW Championship…

Rhino:That should be a lot of fun…

Mark:It all goes down tonight… But lets open up this show with the first House of Horrors Extreme Elimination Chamber Match for the EWA Tag Team Championships…

EWA Tag Team Championship House of Horrors Extreme Elimination Chamber Match
The Purge vs Josh Stewart & Big Daddy Ace vs CM Punk & Colt Cabana

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is the HOUSE OF HORRORS EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH for the EWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS! Introducing first… Team Number one… They are the team of BIG DADDY ACE and JOSH STEWART… THE ROCKSTAR SYNDICATE!

(“TD4W” plays as Josh Stewart & Big Daddy Ace enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… The Team of CM PUNK and COLT CABANA!

(“Cult of Personality” plays as CM Punk & Colt Cabana enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponents… They are… THE PUR…

(Tape Feed Cuts Out)

Date: November 4th 2016
Location: The New EWA Offices in Atlanta, Georgia
Time: 11:33 AM

Attorney:Mr. McMahon…

Shane:Call me Shane…

Attorney:Shane, my client will be here in just a moment to meet with you…

Shane:Okay… Will he explain to me what happened to my transmission feed of the show from October 31st?

Attorney:Yes Sir… You will get an explanation for everything…

Shane:He does really all of the money that he cost us that evening right?

Attorney:He is well aware of everything Sir.

Shane:He better be… I have talent calling me on a daily basis wanting updates… We need to settle this today…

Attorney:We are looking to work to a full resolution today, however I can’t promise anything…

Shane:Well lets hope he is willing to resolve this today…

Attorney:We will see…

Time: 1:43 PM

Shane:Where is your client?

Attorney:I just got off the phone with him and he told me that he won’t be able to make it today…

Shane:This was the agreed upon day…

Attorney:I know sir… But he had something come up last minute and he is unable to make it… We will be in touch with another date to get together…

Shane:What am I suppose to tell my talent?

Attorney:You need to tell your talent exactly what you have already been told.

Shane:They arent happy with that…

Attorney:I am sorry, but that is the way it has to be for now…

Shane:We will see about that…

Date: November 11th 2016
Location: The New EWA Offices in Atlanta, Georgia
Time: 2:16 PM

Shane:Where is your client now?

Attorney:I just got a message from my client telling me that his flight has been delayed and will be unable to make the meeting today.

Shane:This is getting ridiculous.

Attorney:I understand your frustrations, we can not control airline issues. I am sorry, but we can not have the meeting today.

Shane:Tell your client to get on the plane and I will meet him at any time.

Attorney:We will reschedule with you and our office will be in touch.

Date: November 16th 2016
Location: The New EWA Offices in Atlanta, Georgia
Time: 8:52 AM

Attorney:Shane, my client will be here any moment.

Shane:You have been saying that every time we have met so far.

Attorney:I can promise you, that my client is on his way here right now.

Shane:I will believe it when I see it.

Time: 9:37 AM

Shane:Its been almost forty minutes, where is your client?

Attorney:He will be here in just a moment.

Time:11:22 AM

Shane:This is beyond ridiculous. Where is he?

???:Brother Brandon, I knew you’d come.

Shane:So you are the one?

MH:Yesss… Yesss… Mr. Meekmahan… I am the one behind all of this Broken Brilliance!

(Laughs)

Shane:You consider this brilliance?

MH:Yesssss….Yeeesssssss… It is all absolutely BRILLIANT!

Shane:I am not exactly sure this is exactly what you call Brilliant… You cost us a bunch of money and I have an entire crew of wrestlers and performers wondering what the status of everything is… Not to mention because of what you did… No one was able to see anything that happened at Halloween Hellraiser….

Attorney:My client has come up with a solution for that.

Shane:What is that?

Attorney:He has created a director’s cut of the show.

Shane:A director’s cut?

Attorney:Yes Sir.

Shane:You really think you can get away with this?

MH:Yessss…Yesss… Wait until you see this, it is TREMENDOUS!

Shane:When exactly will I be able to see a copy of this?

Attorney:We have scheduled a live airing of the Director’s Cut of Halloween Hellraiser to be released on November 25th. My client would also like to work with you further as the two of you work together to help grow the company.

Shane:He has no control in this company.

Attorney:Yes he does. The contract my client signed allows him control over all final decisions made in the company.

Shane:Our attorneys are still in the process of making sure that is even possible.

Attorney:Well as of now, this contract is legal and the two of you will have to work together.

MH:Don’t you worry your little head Mr. Meekmahan. I will make this company once again DELIGHTFUL! Now lets go little monkeys and show the world my BROKEN BRILLIANCE!

DIRECTOR’S CUT

EWA Tag Team Championship House of Horrors Extreme Elimination Chamber Match
The Purge vs Josh Stewart & Big Daddy Ace vs CM Punk & Colt Cabana

Mark:We are down to Josh Stewart and Colt Cabana representing their respective teams…

Rhino:This has been a war thus far here inside the Extreme Elimination Chamber…

Mark:Colt Cabana goes for a clothesline…

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

Rhino:I can’t believe it…

Mark:Josh Stewart is up on the top of the Chamber Pod…

Rhino:Dont do it…

Mark:Josh Stewart is standing… 630 SPLASH!

Rhino:WHAT A MOVE!

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

Mark:Colt Cabana is some how surviving still…

Rhino:He is showing heart and determination right now…

Mark:Colt Cabana is now setting up Josh Stewart…

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and NEW EWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…JOSH STEWART AND BIG DADDY ACE!

Rhino:What a win!

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

Open Invitational Battle Royal for a Shot at the FTW Championship

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

Rhino:We are down to The Rock and Cactus Jack…

Mark:We could have made a Rock and Sock Joke… But Mick Foley came out here tonight as Cactus Jack…

Rhino:Here comes Ned Tesseract running back in to the ring…

Mark:He has already been eliminated from this match up…

Rhino:Cactus Jack is lining him up…

Mark:Cactus Jack clotheslines him out of the ring…

Rhino:Sorry Ned…

Mark:From behind The Rock tosses Cactus Jack over the top rope!

Pa Announcer:The winner of the Battle Royal… THE ROCK!

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

FTW Championship
Retro Playa vs The Rock

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

Mark:Retro Playa lines up The Rock…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:SUPERKICK!

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

Rhino:How in the world did Retro Playa kick out of that?

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

Mark:Retro Playa is staggering back up… ROCK BOTTOM!

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

Rhino:Retro Playa is still alive and kicking…

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

Mark:SUPERKICK!

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW FTW Champion… THE ROCK!

Rhino:The Reign of Retro Playa has come to an…

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

EWA World Heavyweight Championship House of Horrors Extreme Elimination Chamber Match
Tyler Breeze vs Finn Balor vs ??? vs Subway vs ??? vs Lone Jobber

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

Rhino:We are down to the final four men…

Mark:Tyler Breeze just got tossed right in to the chamber wall…

Rhino:Subway is bleeding like crazy….

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

Mark:450 SPLASH FROM THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER!

Rhino:What a move!

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Tyler Breeze 1……………2…………3………

Pa Announcer:Tyler Breeze Has Been Eliminated!

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

Rhino:Subway is still a bloody mess…

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

Mark:SUBLINE!

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

Pa Announcer:Finn Balor Has Been Eliminated!

Rhino:We are down to two!

Mark:THE GIMMICK!

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

Rhino:WHAT!?!

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

Mark:Lone Jobber sets him up again… THE GIMMICK! NO!

Rhino:Subway ducked…

Mark:Lone Jobber spins around…

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

Mark: 2…………………3………………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… SUBWAY!

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!