Unholy Alliances 2020

???:Hello?

???:Hello? Whose there?

???:Hello?

???:Wait, who is this?

(Light is flipped on)

Mark:What are you doing Rhino?

Rhino:I was just trying to eat my dinner in peace. What are you doing here?

Mark:We gotta go.

Rhino:Go where?

Mark:It is time to go work.

Rhino:Work?

Mark:Yes. We have a show to do right now.

Rhino:Like right now… Now?

Mark:Yes. The button gets flipped in less than two minutes.

Rhino:Then what are we waiting for?

Mark:You.

Rhino:Oh right… Lets Go!

(Mark & Rhino start to leave the room)

Rhino:Wait!

Mark:What?

Rhino:I almost forgot my food.

Mark:Just grab it and lets go. We need to go.

(Rhino grabs his food as they walk out of the room)

(Camera Transitions to the arena with Pyro going off)

Mark:Ladies and Gentlemen you are looking live here at the Undisclosed Arena…

Rhino:Whats so undisclosed about it… Its the First Mariner Arena…

Mark:Shhh… no one is suppose to know where we are…

Rhino:Oh.. Right… Undisclosed Arena!

Mark:We are here for the night When Worlds Collide… It breeds… Unholy Alliances!

Rhino:This is one of my favorite events on the entire EWA Calendar… Friends face Friends… Enemies team with Enemies… This is when anything can happen…

Mark:Which is why it breeds Unholy Alliances…

Rhino:The best part about tonight’s show… No one knows going in… Who is going to be in what matches…

Mark:That is correct… There is a locker room full of talent… Everyone from EWA Legends to the current breed of EWA Superstars… Who are looking to compete… But they have no idea who their partners or their opponents are going to be…

Rhino:In the past we have told people who were teaming up in the past… Tonight… That is not the case…

Mark:Everyone on the back has their gear on and they are at the edge of their seats…

Rhino:I know I would be…

Mark:We are now going to send it down to ringside to our PA Announcer…

Rhino:Have we ever figured out what PA Stands for?

Mark:Its a secret…

Rhino:Oh. Okay.

Mark:Lets send it down to PA Announcer for the introductions for our opening contest here at Unholy Alliances…

PA Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen… Tonights Opening Contest at Unholy Alliances is set for ONE FALL! Introducing first…

(“Here Comes The Money” plays in the arena…)

Mark:Wait a Minute!

Rhino:What is he doing here?

Mark:Shane McMahon has arrived here at the Undisclosed Arena!

Shane:Ladies and Gentlemen… I am glad you were all able to make it here to this Undisclosed Arena… Just don’t tell anyone we are actually doing this.. Because we could get in a lot of trouble if someone were to find out we were here…

Mark:Yeah Rhino…

Rhino:Sorry!

Shane:That being said… I need to let you all know that tonight… At this battleground of Extreme… I am the one who is in charge of all of this chaos… Seeing as I am the Executive Vice President afterall… Now I know what what you are saying? Shane… Isn’t everyone an Executive Vice President at this stage of life… The answer is Yes… But the difference is… I was an Executive Vice President before it became a wrestling meme of a position…

Yeah I said it.

Anyway… It is time to get down…

(“Kingdom” plays in the arena)

Mark:Its cody!

Rhino:Rhodes!

Mark:Remember you cant say Cody Rhodes… You just have to say Cody.

Rhino:I just called him Rhodes… You just called him Cody Rhdoes…

Mark:Well I was just trying to explain to you that you can’t call him Cody Rhodes…

Rhino:Well in you telling me I can’t call him Cody Rhodes, you called him Cody Rhodes and in turn I called him Cody Rhodes… Which means we just broke the rule…

Mark:Well anyway… Cody is here…

Rhino:But why?

Shane:Ladies and Gentlemen… Cody Rh…

Cody:Just Cody.

Shane:So what brings you here Mr. Cody…

Cody:What am I, The American Nightmare, Cody… Doing here? Its simple. I am here to Wrestle!

Shane:You want to wrestle?

Cody:Damn Right I want to wrestle! I am the best thing in this business today and I am here to show all of these people exactly why I am exactly that!

Shane:If it is a match you want… Then its a match you are gonna get… Because right here tonight Cody will team up with…

(“King of Kings” plays in the arena…)

Rhino:Its Triple H!

Mark:You had to know he was gonna be here tonight…

HHH:Shane… We need to have a bit of a conversation…

Shane:Whats up?

HHH:You are going to let him wrestle…

Shane:Yes.

HHH:You are going to let him wrestle here…

Shane:Yes.

HHH:But look at him… That man got a ridiculous Tattoo on the side of his damn neck… Can we really trust him to act responsibly after getting a tattoo like that…

Cody:You got a problem with my tattoo?

HHH:Yes I do. Its stupid.

Cody:This company has had people wrestle in jester suits and you have had a guy running around this place for fifteen years with barbed wire eyebrows and you have a problem with my tattoo…

HHH:His tattoos are stupid as well… But that thing is ridiculous… You could have at least put it on your chest or something… I bet your daddy would have laughed at how ridiculous it is…

Cody:Don’t you mention my father.

HHH:Oh I am sorry… I forgot how taboo that was…

Cody:Next time you bring up my father I will slap the taste right out of your mouth.

HHH:Is that so?

Cody:Damn right it is.

HHH:I would like to see you try…

Mark:Cody and Triple H are face to face right now…

Rhino:You knew with egos like that they wouldnt be contained…

Shane:Easy Guys… Just lets back it up and keep this thing social and put some distance between you guys…

HHH:Screw this tag team nonsense… You wanna go… Lets go… Right here and now…

Cody:Fine by me.

HHH:Shane… Set the match… Lets find out who really is the Undisputed King of this business…

Shane:No… Thats not how its going to go down tonight… Infact…

(“Undisputed” plays in the arena…)

Mark:Its Adam Cole…

Rhino:Bay Bay!

Cole:Did someone just say Undisputed? Because if you are talking about the Undisputed King of the Business… Then look know further than right here… Adam Cole…

Crowd:Bay Bay!

Cole:When it comes to being the elite… In this business… I am more Elite than Triple H… And I am damn sure more Elite than you Cody…

Cody:Oh really. You wanna go as well… We can go as well. I’ll knock all of your teeth right out of your damn mouth…

HHH:You should do that… Then his girlfriend can fix him right back up… Because afterall… Shes a dentist…

Cody:Shes a what?

HHH:A dentist.

Cody:Oh wow. Shes a dentist, I never heard that before.

HHH:Yes, his girlfriend is a dentist.

Cole:Ha Ha. Very funny. My Girlfriend is a dentist. Just like your wife is a gold digger (points at Cody) and your wife well… Shes a Hoe!

Shane:Thats my sister you are talking about…

Cole:Well from what I hear… Back in the day… Your sister was a Hoe!

Shane:Who told you that?

Cole:Chris Jericho.

HHH:You are listening to that no good, trash bag… Talentless Musician…

Cole:Isn’t everything he says suppose to be the gospel of Wrestling?

HHH:No… Its supposedly that prick right there (Points at Cody)

(“Better than You” plays in the arena…)

Cody:Speaking of Pricks… Look everyone its MJF!

MJF:Real Funny Codester… Real Funny. Lets all have a good laugh at all of these losers telling dick jokes.

HHH:Who is this guy?

MJF:Well big nose, my name is Maxwell Jacob Friedman.

HHH:Nice to meet you Michael James Friedman.

MJF:Thats Maxwell Jacob.

HHH:By Gawd… You are right. I was looking at the roster sheet earlier and I must have gotten some Barbecue sauce over your name.

MJF:Look at you with of jokes.

HHH:Thanks I am pretty funny…

MJF:You all are out here trying to talk about who is Elite and who is the King… But you are all forgetting that I am better than each and every single one of you.

Cole:You are better than me?

MJF:Yes sir I am.

Cole:In that scarf?

MJF:This is a one of a kind Scarf thank you very much.

HHH:He is right…They only made one of this terrible scarves and he was stupid enough to buy in…

Cole:I bet he wishes they went Double or Nothing and made him another one…

HHH:Adam, he would then probably go all in on that companies stock…

MJF:Shut Up!

Cody:Guys, once they made that scarf… They went all out… of business.

HHH:Clever.

Cody:Thanks. I had that joke fully geared up…

Shane:You guys got all of your jokes out of the way…

HHH:Um… Hold on one second… Let me go thru all of the jokes in my head and then I will give you the answer…

(“Shut Your Mouth” plays in the arena…)

Rhino:Its Lone Jobber!

Jobber: (singing to himself) I am on the wire… Ill never go down…I just know… I just know the answer… (Stops singing) Oh hey… Hi… Um… Whats up?

MJF:Who in the hell are you?

Jobber:Who I am? I am EL PRESIDENTE! I am the Extreme Bowler… I am…

HHH:Never ask him about himself… He will just go on and on with a bunch of ridiculous nicknames… I think he even calls himself the Keeper of the Kippah or something… For whatever reason…

Jobber:Its because I am Jewish just like my boy over here… Malcolm Joseph friedman…

MJF:Its Maxwell Jacob Friedman… How hard is it to get my damn name right?

Jobber:I think more people would care to get your name right if you actually have done something in this business…

MJF:You are making fun of me… You are a LOSER! Its even in your damn name… LOSER!

Jobber:I have counted all of my names… I dont think Loser is one of them. I have pretty much lost track of all of them, but the one thing I do remember is that I am the single greatest champion of all time. Now that fact, is Undisputed.

Cole:Can everyone stop stealing my lines on this show?

(“Boy Toy” plays in the arena…)

HBK:What is this I am hearing about stealing the show? Because if anyone is gonna steal the show around here… Its gonna be Me!

MJF:Who invited this old man?

HBK:Who are you calling old?

MJF:You.

HBK:ME!

MJF:Yes you. You are the Has Been Kid!

HBK:(Laughing) Oh My god… Hunter… He just called me a has been… Thats sooooo original.

Jobber:As the historian of Extreme… I can tell you, that is infact. Not original.

HBK:Wow. Jobber had my back for something. Let me put my shocked face on.

(Shawn Michaels put on a mask)

HHH:Shawn what are you doing?

HBK:I put my surprise face on.

Jobber:Wait! That mask looks familiar.

HBK:I uh… I can explain.

(Shawn Michaels takes the mask off)

Shane:Guys… Enough! We have business to attend to…

(“Giving In” plays in the arena…)

MJF:How many Shawn Michaels wannabes does this place have?

McConnell:Let…

Mark:Look Out in the ring!

Rhino:Its Brock Lesnar!

Mark:Brock Lesnar just attacked Cody from behind…

Rhino:MJF just bailed out of the ring…

Mark:F5! To Cody!

Rhino:Triple H is now attacking Brock Lesnar…

Shane:SECURITY!

Mark:Lesnar and Triple H trading right hands…

Rhino:Brock Lesnar has Triple H up on his shoulders…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is in the ring… SUPERKICK!

Rhino:He just saved Triple H…

Mark:Brock Lesnar is still on his feet… LOW CARD KICK!

Rhino:That just knocked Brock Lesnar backwards in to the corner…

Mark:Brock Lesnar comes staggering out of the corner…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber just shared a look…

Mark:DOUBLE SUPERKICK! NO! Brock Lesnar ducks… Double Clothesline laying out both men…

Rhino:Look back up on the ramp…

Mark:MJF is laughing at what is happening in the ring…

Rhino:MJF doesnt see who is behind him…

Mark:PSYKO KICK!

Rhino:William McConnell just knocked out MJF…

Mark:Shane McMahon just got security in the ring and they are getting Brock Lesnar out of the ring…

Rhino:We have EWA officials out here to check on the situation…

Mark:Shane McMahon is headed over to our announce position…

Rhino:Hopefully we can get some answers…

Mark:Shane… Welcome.

Shane:Guys… This all has been crazy… But from Craziness comes great action…

Rhino:What do you have in mind?

Shane:Well tonight we have a double main event… For starters… It will be MJF teaming up with William McConnell to take on Shawn Michaels and Adam Cole…

Rhino:Thats a big match right there…

Shane:Our other Main Event will feature Triple H teaming with Lone Jobber to take on Cody and Brock Lesnar…

Mark:Woah!

Rhino:I like the sound of that…

Mark:What are we kicking off with?

Shane:Well… I am going to hand PA Announcer the names and you all will find out when they do… Which will be right… NOW!

Rhino:This is gonna be a great night…

PA Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest once again here at Unholy Alliances is a Tag Team Match set for ONE FALL! Introducing first…Team Number one… From West Hurley, New York… Weighing in at 250 Pounds… JOSH STEWART!

(“Winner Takes All” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)

PA Announcer:His Tag Team Partner… From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada… Weighing in at 229 Pounds… The Cleaner… KENNY OMEGA!

(“Battle Cry” plays as Kenny Omega enters the arena…)

PA Announcer:Their opponents… First… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD!

(“Remember The Name” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)

PA Announcer:His Tag Team Partner…From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… CHRIS “ACE” LOESCH!

(“Broken Generation” plays as Chris Loesch enters the arena…)

Mark:We have some interesting pairings here in our opening contest here tonight Rhino… As we two partners on opposite sides of the ring…

Rhino:That we do… Ace and Josh Stewart were once known as the Rock Star Syndicate and have been part of an alliance together for a long time here in the EWA History…

Mark:Ace also has some history with his partner Demon Child who has been a long time rival of his…

Rhino:They had a series of matches back in the day over the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

Mark:Now you throw in the wild card that is The Cleaner Kenny Omega who has no real history with any of these men… But is one of the best Pound for Pound wrestlers in the world…

Rhino:When people think of Omega here in the EWA… They think of the big seven foot four monster… This is not that Omega… This is Kenny Omega…

Mark:It will be both Ace and Josh Stewart starting things out for their respective teams…

Rhino:Both men shake hands as a sign of respect to start this match up out…

Mark:Collar and Elbow tie up starts this one out as both men battle for position… Ace locks in the side headlock… Josh Stewart with some shots to the midsection and now shoots Ace off in to the ropes… Clothesline! Taking his long time partner off of his feet…

Rhino:Ace gets right back up on to his feet…

Mark:Josh Stewart shoots Ace off in to the ropes… Josh Stewart goes for a back elbow… Ace ducks the back elbow and now comes off the ropes and drops him with a Flying Shoulder Tackle!

Rhino:Josh Stewart gets back up on to his feet…

Mark:Ace comes off the ropes and drops him with another Flying Shoulder Tackle… Josh Stewart gets back up on to his feet once again and this time Ace scoops him up… Running Powerslam! Ace goes for the first cover of the evening 1………..2……. Kickout by Josh Stewart…

Rhino:Quick action pace to start things off for the night…

Mark:Ace and Josh Stewart are exchanging some words right now…

Rhino:Its two friends jaw jacking each other because they know they can talk shit to each other…

Mark:Demon Child just reached over and tagged himself in to the match up…

Rhino:Ace wasnt happy with that…

Mark:Ace just told Demon Child how he felt about that… Demon Child goes for a right hand… Josh Stewart blocks it and connects with a couple of shots to Demon Child… Josh Stewart with a kick to the midsection of Demon Child and drops him with a swinging neckbreaker… Josh Stewart now goes for his first cover 1………..2……… Kickout by Demon Child…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is bringing Demon Child over to his corner…

Mark:The Cleaner Kenny Omega gets the tag in from Josh Stewart… Kenny Omega now opens up on Demon Child with a couple of forearm shots before shooting him off in to the ropes… Dropkick!

Rhino:Nice dropkick by Kenny Omega…

Mark:Demon Child gets back up on to his feet a little bit slower… Kenny Omega with the go behind… Snap Dragon Suplex!

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:Demon Child back up again… Another Snap Dragon Suplex! With a Bridge by Kenny Omega 1…………2………..Kickout by Demon Child…

Rhino:Those were some beautiful suplexs by Kenny Omega…

Mark:Kenny Omega now comes off the ropes… Springboard Moonsault! No! Demon Child got his knees up…

Rhino:That is gonna stop the momentum of Kenny Omega…

Mark:Demon Child is back up on to his feet as he waits for Kenny Omega to stagger around… Demon Child with a hard kick to the midsection… Sitdown Powerbomb!

Rhino:He drove him right in to the mat with that powerbomb…

Mark:Demon Child with the cover 1……….2……… Kenny Omega kicks out…

Rhino:Demon Child is now trying to gather himself…

Mark:Kenny Omega back up on to his feet… Demon Child sets him up… Front Face Suplex! Dropping him face first in to the mat…

Rhino:A couple of hard hitting moves back to back by Demon Child…

Mark:Demon Child with another cover 1…………2…….. Kickout again by Kenny Omega…

Rhino:Demon Child is in control right now…

Mark:Which was a good of time as any for Ace to tag himself back in to this match up…

Rhino:Demon Child did it earlier to Ace… So Ace is just returning the favor to Demon Child…

Mark:Kenny Omega is back up… Ace shoots him off hard in to the corner… Ace charges in and connects with a running splash!

Rhino:Kenny Omega is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Ace with a full head of Steam… SPEAR!

Rhino:Ace could have Kenny Omega right here and now…

Mark:Ace hooks the leg 1…………2………3………No! Kenny Omega kicks out!

Rhino:That was a close one right there…

Mark:Ace thought he had Kenny Omega down and out…

Rhino:It will probably take a little bit more to take down someone like Kenny Omega…

Mark:Kenny Omega is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet… Ace comes charging in… Clothesline! No! Kenny Omega ducks and dumps Ace over the top rope and to the floor with a back body drop…

Rhino:Ace hit the floor hard…

Mark:Kenny Omega with a full head of Steam! Suicide Dive! By Kenny Omega!

Rhino:Did you know that Suicide Dive in spanish is Tope Suicida?

Mark:Yes I did and no… I am not calling it that.

Rhino:Gotcha.

Mark:Kenny Omega rolls Ace back in to the ring following the Suicide Dive…

Rhino:Kenny Omega is now up on the top rope…

Mark:Ace is back up on his feet… Flying Crossbody! Ace rolls thru it!

Rhino:Nice counter…

Mark:Ace has Kenny Omega up on his shoulders… Death Valley Driver!

Rhino:Kenny Omega dropped right on his head…

Mark:Ace goes for the cover 1………….2………….3……No! Kenny Omega gets his shoulder up!

Rhino:Close one!

Mark:Kenny Omega is crawling towards his corner…

Rhino:Ace is staggering up on to his feet by the ropes…

Mark:Demon Child tags himself back in to the ring…

Rhino:Kenny Omega makes the tag!

Mark:Demon Child charges in with a clothesline… Josh Stewart ducks the clothesline… Demon Child turns around… Spinning Back Fist!

Rhino:That has staggered Demon Child…

Mark:Best Dropkick Ever!

Rhino:That took demon Child off of his feet and he is in trouble…

Mark:Josh Stewart hooks the leg 1………….2………3……..No!

Rhino:Close nearfall right there was Demon Child was able to kick out…

Mark:Josh Stewart is starting to feel it…

Rhino:He has momentum on his side…

Mark:Josh Stewart has Demon Child in position…

Rhino:This is gonna be the end right here and now…

Mark:IT CAME FROM NEW YORK! NO!

Rhino:Demon Child ducks out of the way…

Mark:Demon Child spins Josh Stewart around… DEMON DROP!

Rhino:Its all Over!

Mark:Demon Child hooks the leg 1…………..2……………3….Kenny Omega breaks it up!

Rhino:That was so close to being over…

Mark:Demon Child is arguing with the referee right now…

Rhino:Ace is yelling at Demon Child…

Mark:Demon Child is yelling at Ace…

Rhino:They havent gotten along all night…

Mark:Ace flips Demon Child the double bird…

Rhino:Thats really how he feels about this…

Mark:Kenny Omega gets tagged in…

Rhino:Demon Child doesnt know Kenny Omega is the legal man…

Mark:Demon Child turns around… V TRIGGER!

Rhino:V TRRRRRRRRRIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!

Mark:Demon Child is out on his feet… Kenny Omega charges in again… V TRIGGER!

Rhino:V TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Mark:Ace is walking off…

Rhino:He doesnt even want to help out his partner…

Mark:Kenny Omega sets up Demon Child… ONE WINGED ANGEL! Kenny Omega with the cover 1…………..2…………3…. ITS OVER!

PA Announcer:Here are your winners… KENNY OMEGA and JOSH STEWART!

Rhino:What an opening contest to kick us off here at Unholy Alliances…

Mark:When it comes down to it… Sometimes you can’t put differences aside…

Rhino:We clearly saw that with Demon Child and Ace…

Mark:Kent Richardson is backstage as he is trying to get a word with Ace… Kent.

(Camera goes backstage)

Kent:Ace, why did you walk out on your tag team partner?

Ace:You call him my partner? I call him a douchebag. I tried to make it work, but fuck it. Trying to team with Demon Child is never worth it.

Demon:What the hell was that?

Ace:Get out of my face.

Demon:What are going to do about it?

Ace:This!

Mark:Ace with a right hand to Demon Child knocking him off of his feet…

Rhino:Demon Child is getting back up…

Mark:SPEAR! Right in to the wall!

Rhino:Demon Child is hurt…

Mark:EWA Officials are trying to get Ace and Demon Child apart right now…

Rhino:Well… I don’t think they will ever be a team again…

Mark:Until they are… Lets get back to the ring for more action here at Unholy Alliances 2020…

PA Announcer:The following contest is a Tag Team Match set for ONE FALL! Introducing first… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 175 Pounds… VERTIGO!

(“Sober” plays as Vertigo enters the arena…)

PA Announcer:His tag team partner…From Shangri La… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… TROY “RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!

(“Hall of Illusions” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)

PA Announcer:Their opponents… First… Hailing from his Seasonal Residences… Weighing in at 212 Pounds… TYLER BREEZE!

(“#MmmGorgeous” plays as Tyler Breeze enters the arena…)

PA Announcer:His Tag Team Partner… From Wildwood, New Jersey… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The X-Core Soldier SUBWAY!

(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)

Mark:Subway and Tyler Breeze have had some interesting battles in their times here in the EWA… Which will make it interesting to see if they can both work well as a tag team…

Rhino:They appear to be talking some strategy…

Mark:It looks like Subway is motioning to Tyler Breeze to get something…

Rhino:I think he is asking him to get his phone out… Which means I think he wants to take a selfie with Tyler Breeze…

Mark:Tyler Breeze is the king of the selfie…

Rhino:It looks like Tyler Breeze is going to give in to Subway…

Mark:Subway and Tyler Breeze are talking a selfie together…

Rhino:Good team bonding…

Mark:Meanwhile you have Vertigo and Troy Joseph just watching all of this go down…

Rhino:They have something in common… Both are hardcore warriors… But as you can see… They both like to paint their faces…

Mark:Good Point… It will be Tyler Breeze and Troy Joseph starting things out for their respective teams… Tyler Breeze goes for a lock up… Troy Joseph ducks the lock up and starts chopping the chest of Tyler Breeze…

Rhino:He is lighting him up…

Mark:Troy Joseph with a couple of right hands to Tyler Breeze backing him up in to the corner… Troy Joseph with an irish whip sending Tyler Breeze in to the corner…

Rhino:Tyler Breeze is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Troy Joseph charges and nails him with a spin kick…

Rhino:That took Tyler Breeze off of his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph goes for a quick cover 1………2…… Tyler Breeze kicks out…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is bringing Tyler Brreze back towards his corner…

Mark:Vertigo gets the tag from Troy Joseph… Vertigo and Troy Joseph hook up Tyler Breeze… Double Suplex!

Rhino:Nice double team move right there by Vertigo and Troy Joseph…

Mark:Vertigo with a quick cover 1………..2…… Kick out by Tyler Breeze… Vertigo pulls Tyler Breeze back up on to his feet and now drives his knees right in to the midsection of Tyler Breeze…

Rhino:Hes trying to drive all of the air out of Tyler Breeze…

Mark:Vertigo whips Tyler Breeze off in to the ropes… Flying Back Elbow!

Rhino:Nice move by Vertigo…

Mark:Vertigo now springs off the ropes… Moonsault! Vertigo goes for the cover 1……….2……… Kickout again by Tyler Breeze…

Rhino:Tyler Breeze is now staggering back up on to his feet near the corner…

Mark:Vertigo with some straight right hands to Tyler Breeze and is now putting Tyler Breeze up on the top rope…

Rhino:Vertigo has something in mind…

Mark:Vertigo hooks up Tyler Breeze for superplex… Tyler Breeze blocks… Tyler Breeze now knocks Vertigo off the top rope…

Rhino:Vertigo is staggering back up on to his feet after being knocked off the top rope…

Mark:Missile Dropkick! From the Top Rope by Tyler Breeze…

Rhino:Nice dropkick…

Mark:Tyler Breeze is now crawling towards his corner…

Rhino:Subway gets tagged in…

Mark:Vertigo is back up and Subway just starts driving in with forearms right to Vertigo…

Rhino:Subway is really laying in those shots…

Mark:Subway kicks Vertigo in the midsection… Subway charges in with a running knee to the face of Vertigo…

Rhino:Vertigo is dazed…

Mark:Hangman’s Neckbreaker!

Rhino:Good Combination out there by Subway…

Mark:Subway now goes for the cover 1…….2……….. Kickout by Vertigo…

Rhino:Subway is now pulling Vertigo back up on to his feet…

Mark:Subway kicks Vertigo in the midsection… Subway hooks him up… Pulling Piledriver!

Rhino:Vertigo is in some trouble now…

Mark:Subway with the cover 1…………2……..3…No!

Rhino:Vertigo gets his shoulder up…

Mark:That one was really close…

Rhino:Vertigo is pulling himself to the corner…

Mark:Subway comes charging in… Running Double Knees! No!

Rhino:Vertigo moved out of the way…

Mark:Subway hit the corner hard… Vertigo with the school boy! 1………….2……. Subway kicks out…

Rhino:Both men getting back up on to their feet…

Mark:Both men charge… Double Clothesline!

Rhino:Both men take each other out…

Mark:Subway is trying to get to his corner…

Rhino:Vertigo is doing the same…

Mark:Tyler Breeze gets the tag…

Rhino:So does Troy Joseph…

Mark:Tyler Breeze comes charging right in and takes Troy Joseph off of his feet with a clothesline…

Rhino:Troy Joseph gets right back up…

Mark:Tyler Breeze takes Troy Joseph off his feet with another clothesline…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is slower to get back up on to his feet this time around…

Mark:Tyler Breeze lines up Troy Joseph… SUPERMODEL KICK! No!

Rhino:Troy Joseph ducks the kick…

Mark:Troy Joseph scoops Tyler Breeze up and has him up on his shoulder… Running Powerslam! No!

Rhino:Tyler Breeze escapes…

Mark:Tyler Breeze shoves Troy Joseph in to the corner… Troy Joseph staggers out of the corner and turns around… SUPERMODEL KICK!

Rhino:Tyler Breeze got all of that kick…

Mark:Tyler Breeze covers Troy Joseph 1………….2………3…..No!

Rhino:Troy Joseph is able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Troy Joseph is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Tyler Breeze is looking to finish him off…

Mark:Tyler Breeze hooks up Troy Joseph… UNPRETTIER! No!

Rhino:Troy Joseph escapes…

Mark:Tyler Breeze comes off the ropes… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!

Rhino:Thats gotta be it…

Mark:Troy Joseph hooks the leg 1…………2……….3….. NO! Subway comes in and breaks it up!

Rhino:Vertigo is now in the ring…

Mark:Subway and Vertigo are now trading right hands back and forth…

Rhino:They are laying in to one another…

Mark:Subway clotheslines Vertigo out of the ring…

Rhino:Tyler Breeze is now picking up Troy Joseph…

Mark:Tyler Breeze just signaled to Subway…

Rhino:Subway is lining up Troy Joseph…

Mark:SUBLINE TO TYLER BREEZE!

Rhino:Troy Joseph ducked out of the way of the Subline!

Mark:Troy Joseph tosses Subway out of the ring…

Rhino:Tyler Breeze looks to be out of it…

Mark:Troy Joseph covers Tyler Breeze 1……………2…………3……. NO!

Rhino:Tyler Breeze barely got his shoulder up…

Mark:Tyler Breeze is struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is setting up Tyler Breeze…

Mark:RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! NO! SUPERMODEL KICK!

Rhino:Tyler Breeze got all of that kick…

Mark:Tyler Breeze covers Troy Joseph 1…………..2…………3……NO!

Rhino:Vertigo pulls Tyler Breeze out of the ring…

Mark:Tyler Breeze and Vertigo are exchanging right hands on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:They are really going at it…

Mark:Vertigo with an irish whip… Reversal by Tyler Breeze and Vertigo gets sent crashing in to the ring steps…

Rhino:Subway is back in the ring…

Mark:Troy Joseph is back up on to his feet… Subway turns him around… Double Arm DDT!

Rhino:Subway dropped him with that DDT!

Mark:Tyler Breeze rolls back in and now picks up Troy Joseph… UNPRETTIER!

Rhino:Thats gotta be it!

Mark:Tyler Breeze hooks the leg 1………….2………3…….. ITS OVER!

PA Announcer:Here are your winners SUBWAY and TYLER BREEZE!

Rhino:Big win for the duo of Subway and Tyler Breeze…

Mark:Troy Joseph and Vertigo put up a hell of a fight tonight…

Rhino:Subway and Tyler Breeze are exchanging some words right now…

Mark:I think Subway wants to take another selfie…

Rhino:A victory selfie!

Mark:Nothing like a victory selfie…

(Lights Shut Off)

Rhino:What is going on?

Mark:Im not sure…

Rhino:Wait a minute!

Mark:THE FIEND!

Rhino:Oh No!

Mark:The Fiend is in the ring and attacks Tyler Breeze from behind!

Rhino:Why is the Fiend here?

Mark:Subway just attacks The Fiend…

Rhino:It is not doing any damage to The Fiend…

Mark:The Fiend grabs Subway by the head… SISTER ABIGAIL!

Rhino:The Fiend lays out Subway…

Mark:Tyler Breeze is getting back up… MANDIBLE CLAW!

Rhino:The Fiend strikes!

Mark:But why?

(Lights Go Completely Out)

Rhino:Im not sure why The Fiend is here tonight…

(Lights Turn On)

Mark:We need help for both Subway and Tyler Breeze right now…

Rhino:They became victims of The Fiend…

Mark:Whenever The Fiend shows up… Its Bad News…

Rhino:That is for sure…

Mark:We are now set for our next contest here at Unholy Alliances 2020…

PA Announcer:The Following Contest is a Tag Team Match set for ONE FALL! Introducing first… Team Number One… First… From Plainview, Long Island… Weighing in at 216 Pounds… Maxwell Jacob Friedman… M-J-F!

(“Better Than You” plays as MJF enters the arena…)

PA Announcer:His tag team Partner… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… WILLIAM McCONNELL!

(“Giving In” plays as William McConnell enters the arena..)

PA Announcer:And their opponents… First… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)

PA Announcer:His tag team partner… From Panama City, Florida… Weighing in at 210 Pounds… ADAM COLE!

(“Undisputed” plays as Adam Cole enters the arena…)

Mark:We have some interesting pairings here based on what happening earlier tonight Rhino…

Rhino:Beyond the pairings… We have two men in this match up that have a long history with one another…

Mark:The history between Shawn Michaels and William McConnell has been well documented over the course of both of their careers here in the EWA…

Rhino:William McConnell at one point idolized Shawn Michaels…

Mark:That was a long time ago… They have been friends… But they have been bitter enemies as well… And tonight they clash one more time…

Rhino:Then you have Adam Cole and the up and comer MJF who is looking to make a name for himself here tonight…

Mark:It will be Adam Cole starting things out with William McConnell… Both men lock up in the center of the ring… William McConnell quickly shoots Adam Cole off in to the ropes… Hiptoss!

Rhino:Adam Cole gets right back up…

Mark:William McConnell with an arm drag take down of Adam Cole as wrenches in on the arm of Adam Cole…

Rhino:Adam Cole is fighting his way back up on to his feet…

Mark:He is pulling on the hair of William McConnell to get back up on to his feet… Adam Cole with a thumb right to the eye of William McConnell..

Rhino:Adam Cole breaking all of the rules to start…

Mark:Adam Cole with a couple of shots to the midsection with his knee as he backs William McConnell up in to the ropes… Adam Cole with an irish whip sending William McConnell off in to the ropes… Dropkick!

Rhino:Nice dropkick…

Mark:Adam Cole waits for William McConnell to get back up… Another Dropkick!

Rhino:Caught him right in the face with that dropkick…

Mark:Adam Cole with the first cover of this match up…1……….2…..Kickout by William McConnell…

Rhino:Adam Cole is now bringing William McConnell back to his corner…

Mark:Adam Cole is offering Shawn Michaels the tag and Shawn Michaels takes it…

Rhino:Adam Cole is holding William McConnell wide open…

Mark:Big kick right to the ribs of The Answer… Shawn Michaels follows it up with a couple of hard knife edge chops across the chest of William McConnell…

Rhino:If anyone knows how to throw a chop… Its Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Shawn Michaels with a couple of right hands as he whips William McConnell off in to the ropes… Clothesline!

Rhino:William McConnell slower to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Shawn Michaels sets him up… Atomic Drop!

Rhino:William McConnell is dazed…

Mark:Big right hand by Shawn Michaels knocking William McConnell off of his feet…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is bringing William McConnell back to the corner…

Mark:Adam Cole gets the tag from Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels has William McConnell hooked up… Double Axe Handle from the middle rope by Adam Cole…

Rhino:Adam Cole and Shawn Michaels working well together here in the early on…

Mark:MJF watches on as William McConnell continues to take a punishment from Adam Cole and Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Some say Adam Cole is a young Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Some would be right with that statement… Adam Cole hooks up William McConnell… Stalling Suplex! No! William McConnell escapes out of it… Snap German Suplex!

Rhino:Nice move and counter by William McConnell…

Mark:William McConnell is composing himself right now as he gets back up on to his feet… Adam Cole gets back up… William McConnell with a couple of right hands and a hard kick to the midsection… William McConnell hooks him up and drops him with a backbreaker…

Rhino:William McConnell is bringing Adam Cole back to his corner…

Mark:MJF takes the tag from William McConnell…

Rhino:He was a little hesitant to do it at first though…

Mark:MJF hammers Adam Cole with a straight right hand knocking him off of his feet… MJF follows it up by mounting Adam Cole as he rakes the eyes after a couple of right hands…

Rhino:He is just taking any cheap shot he can… Which Adam Cole was doing earlier…

Mark:Whats fair is fair?

Rhino:I suppose so…

Mark:Adam Cole gets back up on to his feet and MJF drops him with a scoop slam… MJF comes off the ropes and drops an elbow right in to the midsection of Adam Cole…

Rhino:MJF is now headed to the top rope…

Mark:MJF just yelled over to William McConnell to watch this…

Rhino:William McConnell is watching…

Mark:Swanton Bomb! No! Adam Cole rolled out of the way…

Rhino:That backfired on MJF…

Mark:MJF staggers back up on to his feet… Adam Cole charges in… Running Enziguri!

Rhino:That has MJF staggered…

Mark:MJF spins around and walks right in to another Enziguri by Adam Cole!

Rhino:MJF Is in trouble…

Mark:Adam Cole with the cover 1………2…… Kickout by MJF…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets tagged in…

Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up MJF and slams him right back down to the canvas… Shawn Michaels now stomps right on the face of MJF…

Rhino:Not The Face!

Mark:MJF tries to get back up on to his feet… Shawn Michaels sets him up and connects with an atomic drop… Followed right up with a clothesline taking MJF off of his feet…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now headed to the top rope…

Mark:The Showstopper is taking a chance…

Rhino:Will it pay off?

Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Connects!

Rhino:Vintage Heartbreak Kid!

Mark:Shawn Michaels covers MJF 1………..2……3……..NO! MJF gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now pumping up the crowd…

Mark:The fans know what is coming…

Rhino:The band is tuning up…

Mark:MJF is staggering back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! SUPERKICK! By William McConnell!

Rhino:William McConnell cut off Shawn Michaels with a superkick of his own…

Mark:William McConnell knew that his partner was in trouble so he stepped in and made sure Shawn Michaels wasnt able to hit Sweet Chin Music…

Rhino:MJF crawls towards his corner…

Mark:William McConnell gets tagged in…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to crawl towards his corner…

Mark:Adam Cole is reaching for the tag… But William McConnell cuts him off and knocks him off the ring apron…

Rhino:Its now time for William McConnell to pick apart Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is in trouble as he gets back up on to his feet… William McConnell with a couple of shots and now hooks him up… Brainbuster!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets dropped right on his head…

Mark:William McConnell isnt done as he picks him right back up… Another Brainbuster!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in real trouble now…

Mark:William McConnell covers Shawn Michaels 1………2…….3……..NO!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels barely got his shoulder up…

Mark:William McConnell is going right for it… WRAPPED IN BLACK!

Rhino:The submission move is locked in…

Mark:William McConnell using his version of the Regal Stretch to try and make Shawn Michaels tap out right now…

Rhino:He is really pulling on the neck of Shawn Michaels…

Mark:The referee is asking Shawn Michaels if he wants to give it up…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is shaking his head no…

Mark:William McConnell continues to pull on the neck…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is fading…

Mark:Will Shawn Michaels Tap Out?

Rhino:He is looking like he is about to…

Mark:Adam Cole comes in and finally breaks it up…

Rhino:The damage has been done…

Mark:William McConnell now backs up to the ropes as he is waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels really isnt moving much…

Mark:MJF just tagged himself in…

Rhino:William McConnell doesnt seem to happy about that…

Mark:MJF goes right after Shawn Michaels… SALT OF THE EARTH!

Rhino:MJF has the arm bar locked in…

Mark:MJF is trying to make Shawn Michaels tap out right now…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to fight it…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to crawl to the ropes any way that he can right now…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is losing steam…

Mark:The referee is asking Shawn Michaels if he wants to give it up…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is saying no…

Mark:Shawn Michaels with one last stretch and is able to get his feet on the bottom rope and the hold must be broken by MJF…

Rhino:The referee is trying to pull MJF off of Shawn Michaels…

Mark:MJF breaks the hold right before the five count…

Rhino:He almost got himself Dqed…

Mark:MJF is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:This could be the end of Shawn Michaels right here and now…

Mark:MJF hooks up Shawn Michaels… SOUTH HAMPTON PLUNGE! NO!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels escapes…

Mark:MJF turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels out of desperation was able to hit the kick…

Mark:That took everything out of him just to hit the kick…

Rhino:Yes it did…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now crawling towards his corner…

Rhino:Adam Cole is reaching out…

Mark:Adam Cole gets the tag!

Rhino:MJF is slowly getting back up…

Mark:Adam Cole sets him up by the corner… PANAMA SUNRISE!

Rhino:Adam Cole got all of it!

Mark:Adam Cole with the cover 1……………2…………3…..NO! William McConnell breaks it up…

Rhino:I was a bit surprised that William McConnell broke that up after how MJF tagged himself in to this match up…

Mark:Adam Cole and William McConnell are jaw jacking right now…

Rhino:Adam Cole is doing a lot of the taunting…

Mark:School Boy! By MJF 1……………2…………3……. NO!

Rhino:MJF almost stole the win right there…

Mark:Both men back up… SUPERKICK! By Adam Cole!

Rhino:That knocked out MJF…

Mark:Adam Cole is going back to jaw jacking with William McConnell…

Rhino:William McConnell is now in the ring…

Mark:McConnell and Cole are slugging it out right now…

Rhino:They are just hammering each other with right hands…

Mark:Adam Cole goes for a clothesline… William McConnell ducks and drops him with a right hand…

Rhino:Adam Cole gets right back up…

Mark:William McConnell goes for a clothesline… Adam Cole ducks it… SUPERKICK! NO!

Rhino:McConnell ducks…

Mark:FADE TO BLACK!

Rhino:McConnell hit it…

Mark:Adam Cole is out…

Rhino:MJF is starting to move…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is back in the ring… William McConnell turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that one…

Mark:MJF spins Shawn Michaels around… Shawn Michaels ducks the right hand… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:MJF is out…

Mark:So is Adam Cole…

Rhino:So is William McConnell…

Mark:Shawn Michaels drags Adam Cole on top of MJF… As the referee goes for the count 1……………2……….3….. ITS OVER!

PA Announcer:Here are your winners ADAM COLE and SHAWN MICHAELS!

Rhino:That was a wild finish that turned in to a bit of a Superkick Party…

Mark:And there were no Young Bucks anywhere around…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels was the last man standing after taking a beating in this one…

Mark:Hell of a battle between these four men… But now it is time for our Main Event!

PA Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Tag Team Match set for ONE FALL! Introducing first…Team Number One… First… From Atlanta, Georgia… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… CODY!

(“Kingdom” plays as Cody enters the arena…)

PA Announcer:His Tag Team Partner… Accompanied to the ring by Paul Heyman… From Minneapolis, Minnesota… Weighing in at 286 Pounds…. BROCK LESNAR!

(“Next Big Thing” plays as Brock Lesnar enters the arena…)

PA Announcer:Their opponents… First… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 224 Pounds… LONE JOBBER!

(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

PA Announcer:His Tag Team Partner… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… The Game TRIPLE H!

(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Mark:The big question coming in to this match up is can Cody and Brock Lesnar get along after what happened earlier tonight…

Rhino:You mean after Brock Lesnar left Cody laying with an F5?

Mark:Yes.

Rhino:I would imagine its gonna be pretty tough for them to get along…

Mark:Paul Heyman is trying to get Cody and Brock Lesnar on the same page right now…

Rhino:I dont think Cody wants to hear anything that Paul Heyman has to say…

Mark:Triple H and Lone Jobber seem to be okay teaming with each other…

Rhino:It seems business as usual for these two rivals…

Mark:Lone Jobber and Cody will start things out for their respective teams… Cody with a couple of straight jabs to Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Those jabs are backing Lone Jobber up in to the ropes…

Mark:Cody with an irish whip sending Lone Jobber off in to the far side… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Lone Jobber staggers back up…

Mark:Cody with a running back elbow knocking him back off of his feet… Cody follows it right up with a running knee to the fallen Lone Jobber…

Rhino:He dropped the knee right to the face of Lone Jobber…

Mark:Cody looks right over at Triple H and does Triple H’s old bow…

Rhino:Cody trying to get underneath the skin of The Game…

Mark:Triple H just flipped Cody off…

Rhino:Well I guess Cody got the response he wanted…

Mark:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet…Cody hooks him up… Inverted Suplex Slam!

Rhino:Nice suplex right there…

Mark:Cody with the cover 1………2….. Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Paul Heyman is telling Cody he should tag in Brock Lesnar…

Mark:Cody is saying he has this under control…

Rhino:Paul Heyman doesnt seem pleased…

Mark:Lone Jobber to his feet… Cody sets him up… Alabama Slam!

Rhino:Lone Jobber in trouble…

Mark:Cody with the cover 1………..2………. Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Cody is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on his feet…

Mark:Cody comes off the ropes… Disaster Kick! No!

Rhino:Lone Jobber ducks the kick…

Mark:Cody turns around and Lone Jobber nails him with a clothesline!

Rhino:Cody staggers back up…

Mark:Lone Jobber kicks him right in the midsection… Piledriver!

Rhino:Cody dropped right on his head…

Mark:Lone Jobber staggers back in to his corner and tags in Triple H…

Rhino:Cody is trying to get back up…

Mark:Triple H delivers straight right hands to Cody backing him up in to the corner and is now driving his shoulder right in to the midsection of Cody…

Rhino:Triple H is driving the air right out of Cody…

Mark:Triple H with a hard irish whip sending Cody in to the far side…

Rhino:Cody is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Running High Knee!

Rhino:Vintage Triple H!

Mark:Triple H covers Cody 1…………..2……. Kickout by Cody…

Rhino:The Game is now waiting for Cody to get back up on his feet…

Mark:Triple H sets him up… Knee Buster!

Rhino:Cody is dazed on his feet…

Mark:Triple H hooks him up… Backbreaker!

Rhino:Cody is in trouble again…

Mark:Triple H with another cover 1………….2………3..No! Cody gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Paul Heyman and his client Brock Lesnar seem to be discussing strategy right now as Cody is in a lot of trouble…

Mark:Cody is getting back up on to his feet… SPINEBUSTER! NO! DDT!

Rhino:Great counter right there by Cody…

Mark:Both men are down on the canvas right now…

Rhino:Triple H is crawling towards his corner…

Mark:Cody is slowly making his way towards his corner…

Rhino:Lone Jobber gets the tag…

Mark:Brock Lesnar Gets The Tag!

Rhino:Well… Here Comes The Pain!

Mark:Brock Lesnar runs over Lone Jobber with a clothesline!

Rhino:He took his head off with that shot…

Mark:Triple H back in the ring and charges at Brock Lesnar… Brock Lesnar ducks… German Suplex!

Rhino:Triple H rolls out of the ring after that Suplex…

Mark:Brock Lesnar grabs Lone Jobber… German Suplex!

Rhino:Welcome to Suplex City Lone Jobber…

Mark:El Presidente is staggering back up… Another German Suplex by the Beast Brock Lesnar…

Rhino:Can anyone stop this man?

Mark:Cody is trying to gather himself on the ring apron as he watches his partner Brock Lesnar dominate right now…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up…

Mark:Another German Suplex!

Rhino:This is not a good experience for one of the greatest of all time here in the EWA…

Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to use the ropes to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Here it comes!

Mark:Brock Lesnar has him up on his shoulders… F5! NO! Triple H kicked Brock Lesnar right in the midsection…

Rhino:Triple H just saved Lone Jobber for the moment…

Mark:PEDIGREE!

Rhino:Triple H got all of it…

Mark:The referee is getting Triple H out of the ring…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is crawling on top of Brock Lesnar…

Mark:The referee makes the count 1……………..2……..3…..NO! Brock Lesnar kicks out!

Rhino:It took Lone Jobber a little too long to make the cover…

Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Brock Lesnar is back up…

Mark:Cody just tagged himself in to the ring…

Rhino:Brock was in trouble and I guess Cody is trying to step in and help out…

Mark:Paul Heyman just yelled what are you doing…

Rhino:You can tell hes not happy…

Mark:Cody comes off the ropes… DISASTER KICK!

Rhino:He got all of it…

Mark:Cody coves Lone Jobber 1……………2………..3….NO!

Rhino:Lone Jobber got his shoulder up…

Mark:Close one right there…

Rhino:El Presidente really needs to tag out of this match up…

Mark:Cody has Lone Jobber setup… CODY CUTTER!

Rhino:Thats gonna be it…

Mark:Cody with the cover 1………..2………..3……NO! Triple H broke it up!

Rhino:That one was really close right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber is in a bad way right now…

Rhino:Cody is setting up Lone Jobber…

Mark:CROSS RHODES! NO! Lone Jobber escapes… Lone Jobber shoves Cody right in to the referee!

Rhino:Ref Bump!

Mark:Brock Lesnar is back in the ring… F5!

Rhino:Brock Lesnar just dropped Lone Jobber quickly with the F5!

Mark:Cody now goes for the cover…

Rhino:The referee is still down…

Mark:Brock Lesnar just pulled Cody off of Lone Jobber… F5! To Cody!

Rhino:What is he doing? He just laid out his own partner…

Mark:Triple H is now in the ring and he is going face to face with Brock Lesnar…

Rhino:There they go…

Mark:A slugfest is going on… Brock Lesnar with a big shot to Triple H’s midsection… F5!

Rhino:All three men have now been dropped by Brock Lesnar with an F5…

Mark:Paul Heyman just told Brock Lesnar lets go…

Rhino:Is Brock Lesnar walking out on this match up?

Mark:It appears that he is…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Cody is staggering up slowly as well…

Rhino:We have a second referee out here now…

Mark:Cody charges at Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber ducks… LOW CARD KICK!

Rhino:Cody is staggered!

Mark:PEDIGREE!

Rhino:What a double team move…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Cody 1…………….2……….3…….. ITS OVER!

PA Announcer:Here are your winners LONE JOBBER and TRIPLE H!

Rhino:That was an unintentional double team move… But it got the job done…

Mark:What a win for two of the all time greats here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…

Rhino:They are now jaw jacking one another…

Mark:They put their differences aside for one night…

Rhino:What a night this was…

Mark:For Rhino… I am Mark… This has been Unholy Alliances 2020… We will…

(Lights Out)

Mark:Rhino… Wake Up.

Rhino:(sleepy) whats going on?

Mark:You invited me over here to play some BBQ and Video Games and you fell asleep…

Rhino:How long was I out for?

Mark:You were a sleep for a good couple of hours… It sounded like you were dreaming…

Rhino:I was…

Mark:What were you dreaming about?

Rhino:I was dreaming about Unholy Alliances…

Mark:What made you dream about that?

Rhino:I dont know… But we had an entire show full of matches… There was some really big names on the show as well…

Mark:It sounds like you miss doing it…

Rhino:I do…

Mark:Well its a shame that all of this is just one really long April Fools Joke and none of this really did happen… Or did it? You decide…

But What If?

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