Seasons Beatings 2020
(Footage Begins To Play)
LOCATION: EWA Executive Building, Paul Heyman’s Office 10-15-20
Paul Heyman:Where are we on finding a location for Seasons Beatings?
Office Worker Sam:Well, with the current environment it is hard to find a building that will allow us do what we want to do.
Paul Heyman:I understand what is happening right now, but we were able to make it work for Glory, we are two months out, we can’t make it work for Seasons Beatings?
Office Worker Sam:We got special permission to make that work.
Paul Heyman:Tell me who I have to call and I will make it work.
Office Worker Sam:We made all the calls we can. They aren’t going to allow us to do what we want to do.
Paul Heyman:There has to be a place that will let us do what we want to do.
Office Worker Brad:Excuse me Mr. Heyman.
Paul Heyman:What is it Brad?
Office Worker Brad:I may know of a place.
Paul Heyman:Where?
Office Worker Brad:I was going thru the books the other day and saw that there is still a building we own in Atlanta that could work.
Paul Heyman:What building?
Office Worker Brad:It was the building that Rob Parks bought back in 2017, which he called the Epicenter of Extreme. We still own that property.
Paul Heyman:WE DO?!? Why is this the first time I am hearing of this.
Office Worker Brad:I was only hired a week ago to go thru the books.
Paul Heyman:That would explain it. Sam, you and Brad go scout the building and see if the building is up to code. We have business that we need to handle.
Office Worker Sam:You got it boss.
(One week Later)
Paul Heyman:So, what do you guys have to report?
Office Worker Sam:It took us a few days, but we were able to find the keys to the building. We went down there yesterday and the building is perfect for what we need.
Paul Heyman:Excellent.
Office Worker Sam:What is the next step?
Paul Heyman:Start hiring the crew that we need to update the building and get everything in place. We have a party to throw this December.
Office Worker Sam:Sounds Good Boss!
(Footage Ends)
(Pyro Explosions)
Mark:We are live in what was the Epicenter of Extreme… Now known as the Hardcore Coliseum… And this is SEASONS BEATINGS! We have a capacity crowd on hand… Socially Distanced and Tested…
Rhino:Mask Up!
Mark:We have an epic show planned… And we are kicking it off with the Legendary… DEGENERATION X!
(“Break it Down” plays as Degeneration X enters the arena)
HHH:Shawn… Its 2020 and we are still booked!
HBK:Its a Festivus Miracle!
HHH:Let me tell everyone a bit of a story… A couple of months ago we received an email from one of Paul Heyman’s people informing us that we were going to be apart of this show. I followed up in the email going, who are opponents going to be? I was told we werent booked to wrestle.
(crowd boos)
HHH:I know. Instead, I was told that Shawn and I are booked to be the entertainment. We are being booked as people who get all of you hyped up and excited for the show.
HBK:Basically the point Hunter is trying to make is, Paul Heyman booked us like we are a couple of clowns being hired for a childrens birthday party…
(crowd boos)
HBK:Which quite frankly, is a bit disrespectful. Hunter and I spent the good part of two decades being the most dominant force in the history of this company and now we are just treated like a bunch of side show clowns…
(crowd boos)
HHH:Now I know what the thinking is… While this place decided to um…. While people werent keeping a close eye on this place… Shawn and I got a couple of day jobs elsewhere…
HBK:What are you talking about Hunter?
HHH:Shawn… Everyone knows we got real jobs…
HBK:Hunter, I thought we were suppose to kayfabe the real jobs.
HHH:Shawn… Everyone knows about it… You didnt take off the hat…
HBK:Um… (reaches up and feels his head) Oh… Um… One second…
(Shawn Michaels scrambles out of the ring and grabs another hat)
HBK:I have no idea what you are talking about…
HHH:Then why are you out of breath…
HBK:I… Dont…Know… What you are talking about…
HHH:Anyway…Shawn and I have been doing other things… Elsewhere… We have always stayed loyal to this company…
HBK:Facts.
HHH:So while we had some fun at Glory and got to mess with the Young Bucks a little bit…
HBK:That was fun…
HHH:We didnt expect that our role going forward was to just come out here and tell a few jokes and that would be it…
HBK:Thats right… Hunter and I didnt give this company our blood, sweat and tears for twenty years to be a side show act…
HHH:Which is why I shot an email back to Paul Heyman’s people and told them… If we are coming to Seasons Beatings… We wouldn’t be coming to be the entertainment… We werent going to be the clowns of the show… I was then told call Paul Heyman directly… So I spoke to the Executive Director of the EWA Paul Heyman and we had a conversation and I told him… That if he wanted us on this show then we wouldnt do what he wanted us to do… We would do what WE want to do… Because we are… DEGENERATION X!
(Crowd Cheers)
HHH:Which is why here tonight… We are going to do WHAT WE WANT… When WE WANT TO DO IT!
(Crowd Cheers)
HBK:Which means we have one question for everyone… Who wants Balloon Animals?
(Shawn Michaels pulls out some balloons)
HBK:We have Red, Green and even a blue…
HHH:Shawn that looks more like a teal…
HBK:Its a blue…
HHH:We are kidding… We arent actually going to make any balloon animals… But we will make sure that our impact on this show will be felt… One way or…
???:Ahem!
(Paul Heyman Walks out on stage)
Paul Heyman:Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman. I am the Executive Director of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance. While I appreciate the two of you coming out here to start the show tonight, I just wanted to let both know that despite us having a conversation a few weeks back about what your role on this show was going to be as you guys just discussed. There has been another change in plans.
HHH:And whats that?
Paul Heyman:You are no longer needed.
HHH:Is that so?
Paul Heyman:That is correct. Which is why security here is going to escort you both out of the Hardcore Coliseum.
(crowd boos)
HBK:Its fine Paul. If you want us gone, we will go. No need for your thugs to come to escort us out of the building… WE will go.
HHH:Yes WE will go.
HBK:But just so you know Paul… You may be getting rid of us… But THEY are already here.
Paul Heyman:Who are they?
HHH:Oh Paul, don’t you worry about who they are.
HBK:You said its an open door policy right? Well… They are going to make sure that you meant it.
HHH:Have a good show Paul!
Mark:Hunter and Shawn are leaving the ring right now Rhino with security escorting them out of the building…
Rhino:Who is the they are talking about?
Mark:I am not sure and I don’t think Paul Heyman does either. That being said, we have a night filled with loaded action, which includes our Main Event which will be for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… When The Fiend Bray Wyatt defends the championship against Ace…
Rhino:Can Ace conquer The Fiend?
Mark:That is the question we will answer when we get to our Main Event tonight… But right now, we are about to see The Queen Charlotte Flair in action…
Charlotte Flair vs Kilynn King
Pa Announcer:Tonight’s Opening Contest is set for One Fall! Introducing first… Already in the ring… The Queen of Crazy… KILYNN KING! And Her Opponent… From The Queen City… CHARLOTTE FLAIR!
(“Recognition” plays as Charlotte Flair enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee has called for the bell and this match up is underway… Charlotte Flair locks up with Kilynn King right now… Both women are battling for position… Kilynn King goes behind Charlotte Flair… Charlotte Flair reverses the go behind and goes behind Kilynn King… Charlotte Flair takes her down right to the mat…
Rhino:Charlotte just gave Kilynn King a nice to meet you type of slap right to the back of the head…
Mark:This match up is taking place tonight instead of what was originally scheduled for this show… Originally it was supposed to be Lone Jobber taking on Charlotte Flair and Lone Jobber basically said that he wasnt a fan of intergender wrestling and actually refused to compete…
Rhino:It isnt the first time that Lone Jobber has backed out of a match up in his EWA Career but it has been a long time since he has just done that…
Mark:While he isnt competing you can see he is watching on from one of the sky boxes here at the Hardcore Coliseum…
Rhino:He is watching Charlotte Flair go to work right now…
Mark:Speaking of… Charlotte Flair just sent Kilynn King in to the ropes and took her right off her feet with a hip toss…
Rhino:Kilynn King is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:The Famous Flair Chops being laid in to the chest of Kilynn King by Charlotte Flair at the moment in the corner…
Rhino:Woooooooo!
Mark:Charlotte Flair whips Kilynn King in to the farside corner… Charlotte Flair charges in… Kilynn King gets her boots up…
Rhino:That caught her right underneath the jaw…
Mark:Charlotte Flair turns around right in to a hard clothesline from Kilynn King…
Rhino:That took The Queen off of her feet…
Mark:Kilynn King goes for the cover 1……..2……. Kickout by Charlotte Flair…
Rhino:Charlotte is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Kilynn King goes behind Charlotte… German Suplex! With a Bridge 1……….2…….. Kickout again by Charlotte Flair…
Rhino:Kilynn King is starting to build a little bit of momentum…
Mark:Kilynn King with a couple of forearm shots as she backs Charlotte Flair in to the corner…
Rhino:She really connected with a couple of those shots…
Mark:Kilynn King is putting Charlotte Flair up on to the top rope right now…
Rhino:Charlotte Flair is in a bad spot…
Mark:Kilynn King is setting up Charlotte Flair… Superplex! No! Charlotte Flair blocks and shoves Kilynn King off the top rope…
Rhino:Kilynn King hit the mat hard…
Mark:Charlotte now standing on the top rope…
Rhino:Kilynn King is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Moonsault! Connects!
Rhino:Nice moonsault there by The Queen…
Mark:Charlotte waits for Kilynn King to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Kilynn King is slowly getting back up…
Mark:Chop Lock!
Rhino:Shades of her father Ric Flair with the chop lock…
Mark:Charlotte Flair is going to work on the right leg of Kilynn King…
Rhino:Charlotte Flair just continues to drive her weight in to the right leg and knee of Kilynn King…
Mark:Lone Jobber seems like he is impressed at what he is seeing… Though it probably won’t change his mind on possibly facing off against Charlotte Flair down the line…
Rhino:I don’t think it will… But you never know…
Mark:Charlotte Flair grabs Kilynn King by the leg and drives it straight in to the canvas… One more time the knee gets driven right in to the mat…
Rhino:Kilynn King is trying to crawl to the corner to at least find a way to defend herself…
Mark:Charlotte Flair charges in at Kilynn King and drives her knee right in to the face of Kilynn King…
Rhino:Kilynn King is in trouble now…
Mark:Charlotte Flair grabs Kilynn King by the legs and pulls her hard out of the corner…
Rhino:Charlotte Flair just pointed up right at the sky box that Lone Jobber is in and told him to watch this…
Mark:FIGURE FOUR!
Rhino:Wait for it…
Mark:Right in to the FIGURE EIGHT!
Rhino:This is probably going to be the end of for Kilynn King…
Mark:Kilynn King is trying to hang on… But she has no choice but to TAP OUT!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHARLOTTE FLAIR!
Rhino:Charlotte Flair gets the victory tonight over Kilynn King… Which I don’t think surprised many people…
Mark:No I don’t think it did… But Lone Jobber with a big round of applause for The Queen Charlotte Flair…
Rhino:Nice sign of respect…
Mark:Who knows if we will ever get the two of them in the ring together… If we do… It could be really good… But that is up to Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Indeed it is…
Mark:It is time now though for us to get back to the ring for mor…
(Screen Goes Static)
Rhino:We have lost the feed.
Mark:Production, can anyone hear us?
Rhino:What is happening?
Mark:Production is telling me that the people at home can still hear us….
Rhino:The arena has just gone completely black…
Mark:Production is telling me that they are working on getting everything back up…
Rhino:Anything can happen when you are live…
(Video Begins To Play)
Announcer:The Following Announcement Has Been Paid For By The New…
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(Static)
Rhino:Wait what was that?
(Countdown Clock appears on Hardcore Theater)
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(Static)
Rhino:Did that just say countdown to the New Millennium?
Mark:I think it did…
Rhino:Again, I ask… What is happening?
(Arena Lights Turn Back on, Picture Returns to Normal)
Mark:Looks like everything has been fixed…
Rhino:That was weird…
Mark:We are told that everything is fine now so we can resume regular programming and send it to the ring for our next…
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:Not again…
(Static)
(“Cult of Personality” begins to play in the arena…)
Rhino:Wait…
Mark:You have got to be kidding me…
Rhino:It couldnt be…
Mark:There is no way…
Rhino:I think someone in the back is just trying to have fun with the crowd here tonight…
Mark:Wait just one minute… ITS HIM!
Rhino:HOLY!
(CM Punk walks out on to the stage)
Mark:It is CM PUNK!
Rhino:CM Punk has returned to Pro Wrestling!
Mark:The Voice of the Voiceless… CM Punk has returned to Pro Wrestling and has returned to the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Rhino:He is headed right to the ring…
Mark:The Fans in the building are going crazy right now…
Rhino:This is a moment right here…
Mark:It appears that we are going to hear from CM Punk… As he has a microphone in hand or as he likes to call it… A Pipebomb…
CM Punk:Its Wednesday… You know what that means.
Crowd:CM Punk…CM Punk… CM Punk!
CM Punk:Well. Here we are. CM Punk in the middle of a professional wrestling ring for the first time in a long time. Lets just get this out of the way from the start before everyone in that locker room decides to make the joke. Yes, I am CM Punk. Failed UFC Fighter.
Rhino:At least hes getting ahead of the joke.
CM Punk:So all the jokes from here on out don’t matter, as well, it doesn’t matter to me. So go ahead, make the jokes. It is old news at this point. Speaking of old news, what the hell am I doing here? What am I, CM Punk, doing here inside a squared circle? What am I, CM Punk, doing here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance? Those are good questions to ask and if there was an interviewer out here, those would probably be the questions that they would be asking.
However, there is no interviewer in this ring with me right now, which means, its only me and this microphone, which means one thing, I can say whatever the hell I want right now and there is no one who can stop me.
Crowd:CM Punk…CM Punk… CM Punk!
CM Punk:I can talk about the backstory on what brought me here at some other point in time, but to give you the quick story, it is very simple. I am a Paul Heyman Guy. I always have been and I always will be a Paul Heyman Guy.
I have believed in the things that Paul Heyman has talked about since the very beginning. I believe he is for the most part, in touch with everything you people want to see. There are times where Paul tries to think a little too far out of the box and sometimes Paul likes to over deliver and it gets him to a little bit of trouble. Which, for the record, is fine, because you would rather try and over deliver, than not deliver anything at all.
Case in point, for the reason I am out here at this point in time, is to talk about a decision that Paul Heyman made in regards to this show, in the hopes of in fact, over delivering, to all of you people. As I pull this piece of paper out of my back pocket, this folks is what people like to call The Format or in this business we call The Sheet, not the dirt sheet, The Sheet or the Booking Sheet and it tells you what it is scheduled for each segment of the show. As we have just seen we had Charlotte Flair in action, not against Lone Jobber because he is too cool for school to wrestle someone as good as Charlotte Flair, who probably is one of the best Wrestlers in the World today.
I didn’t say female wrestlers, I said Wrestlers.
I also didn’t say the best either, because lets be real, even though I have been gone for a little while, I am still in fact, the BEST IN THE WORLD!
Crowd:CM Punk…CM Punk… CM Punk!
CM Punk:Now back to the point that I was making. Here on this booking sheet says that you all were scheduled to see a championship match for the EWA X Championship. A Championship that Paul Heyman thought was going to be in the best interest of this company to be brought back. Paul Heyman was wrong.
No one thought that was a good idea. No one thought that having a secondary championship at this stage in the game was a smart idea. Paul Heyman though, thought it was. He wanted to over deliver. He wanted to give you all something extra.
Like I said, Paul Heyman was wrong. Which is why I am here to inform everyone.
(Rips up the format)
That match up will not be happening and the EWA X Championship, for now, will be staying the Vault. Sorry Paul, it is just the way it has to be. Paul, you’re welcome.
The reason this has to be done, is because there is only ONE championship that matters and that is the EWA World Heavyweight Championship. It is the championship that everyone wants and as we stand right now, it is currently being held by The Fiend Bray Wyatt.
(Crowd Boos)
For those who follow this company know how things work, there are certain traditions and one of them is the February Tradition of the event known as the Extreme Bowl. From what ive been told by certain parties, the EWA World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line inside the Extreme Bowl.
Which means, if one wanted to become the EWA World Heavyweight Champion, they would have to trap themselves inside the Extreme Bowl Triple Tier Cage and as of right now, they would have to trap themselves inside that Triple Tier Cage with The Fiend.
What better place to have my first match back in a long time, than by competing in the 2021 Extreme Bowl, inside the Triple Tier Cage, how does that sound?
Crowd:CM Punk…CM Punk… CM Punk!
By the sounds of it, everyone seems to be on board with that idea. Which means, I can officially announce, that I, CM Punk, am declaring myself as the first man to ENTER the Extreme Bowl to challenge for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship this February, at the Extreme Bowl!
Crowd:CM Punk…CM Punk… CM Punk!
And you can bet your ass, I plan on WINNING the EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
Crowd:CM Punk…CM Punk… CM Punk!
So until then, I hope everyone has a great rest of their night and just remember, the BEST IN THE WORLD… IS… BACK!
(“Cult of Personality” plays as CM Punk leaves the ring…)
Mark:There you have it folks… CM Punk is Back in Pro Wrestling and is back in the EWA…
Rhino:What a moment that was…
Mark:It is a moment we will all remember…But we are now scheduled to head back to the ring for our next contest here at Seasons Beatings…
Paul Heyman:Ahem!
(Paul Heyman walks out on to the stage)
Paul Heyman:Ladies and Gentlemen, My Name is Paul Heyman. My role right now is not of that as the Executive Director as the Extreme Wrestling Alliance. If I was, I would address the return of CM Punk to Professional Wrestling and everything he said, but like I said, that is not my role for the next few minutes. Instead my role is this… AHEM!
Ladies and Gentlemen, My Name is Paul Heyman and I am the Advocate for the UNDISPUTED Beast of Professional Wrestling. Please welcome to the ring, my client… BROCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK LEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(“Next Big Thing” plays as Brock Lesnar enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:The following contest is set for One Fall! Introducing first… Already in the ring… From Minneapolis, Minnesota… Weighing in at 286 Pounds… BROCK LESNAR!
Rhino:Now the question is Mark, who will Brock Lesnar be facing here tonight…
Mark:We heard earlier today that Brock Lesnar issued this open challenge… So the question is, who will face Brock Lesnar?
Rhino:You gotta have a lot of guts to get in the ring with Brock Lesnar…
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Queens, New York… Weighing in at 216 Pounds… BRIAN MYERS!
(“Up All Night” plays as Brian Myers enters the arena…)
Mark:It appears the Long Island native Brian Myers is here to attempt to bring the fight to Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar looks over at Paul Heyman going this is the best you got…
Mark:It was a last minute thing to get someone here to fight Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:Every one needs a pay day once in a while…
Mark:Brian Myers goes right after Brock Lesnar and connects with a few right hands…
Rhino:They aren’t having much an effect…
Mark:Brian Myers goes to irish whip Brock Lesnar… Brock Lesnar pulls him in to him and takes his head off with a clothesline…
Rhino:That didnt go as planned for Brian Myers…
Mark:Brian Myers gets back up on to his feet… Brock Lesnar hooks him up and tosses him over his head with a Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:He just tossed him half way across the ring…
Mark:Brian Myers gets back up on to his feet… Brock Lesnar goes behind Brian Myers… German Release Suplex!
Rhino:Brian Myers just got dropped on his head by Brock Lesnar…
Mark:Brian Myers is trying to use the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar has him eyed up…
Mark:Brock Lesnar puts Brian Myers up on his shoulders… F5!
Rhino:Thats it…
Mark:The crowd is chanting One More Time!
Rhino:Brock Lesnar appears like he is going to listen to what the crowd wants…
Mark:Brock Lesnar gets Brian Myers up on his shoulders…A Second F5!
Rhino:I think thats it for sure now…
Mark:Brock Lesnar puts his foot on Brian Myers and tells the referee to count 1…………..2………3……. Thats It!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BROCK LESNAR!
Rhino:That was an easy win for Brock Lesnar…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is asking for a microphone…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is actually going to speak…
Brock:Paul, is that the best you got?
Paul Heyman:Well Brock, for short notice, thats the best we had.
Brock:I want better competition.
Paul Heyman:Well I have an idea. You want competition, then at the Extreme Bowl, you will have competition. As you are now also going to be one of the men competing in the Extreme Bowl for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship.
Brock:I like the sound of that.
Paul Heyman:So Ladies and Gentlemen, you are looking at the NE…
(“Break it Down” plays in the arena as Triple H and Shawn Michaels walk out on to the stage…)
HHH:Hey Paul, surprised to see us back here?
Paul Heyman:Why yes I am.
HHH:Well you see Paul, I know we said we were going to leave and we were going to… But we had to be here just to see your reaction…
Paul Heyman:Reaction to what?
HHH:It was very clear that you don’t need us and you are looking for a New Era of Wrestling right? Well, we just wanted to be here to witness this New Era…
HBK:Paul… They are here… And thats… Well… You already know…
Rhino:Wait a minute…
Mark:Thats… Undisputed Era… Adam Cole… Kyle O’ Reilly… Bobby Fish and Roderick Strong…
Rhino:They are surrounding the ring right now…
Mark:They have surrounded Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman in the ring…
Rhino:Paul Heyman is telling Brock Lesnar not to fight…
Mark:Undisputed Era looks primed and ready for a fight…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar just told Paul Heyman to leave the ring…
Mark:Paul Heyman quickly gets out of the ring…
Rhino:Undisputed Era has the beast circled…
Mark:Here we go! Undisputed Era going right after Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is laying in as many shots as he can right now…
Mark:The Numbers are too much as Undisputed Era have Brock Lesnar pinned up in the corner and all four men are pounding away at Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is trying to defend himself the best that he can…
Mark:SUPERKICK! By Adam Cole taking down The Beast Brock Lesnar!
Rhino:Brock Lesnar got rocked by that superkick but isnt staying down…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino: Kyle O’ Reilly and Bobby Fish has Brock Lesnar lined up…
Mark:TOTAL ELIMINATION!
Rhino:The Beast is down!
Mark:Undisputed Era has Brock Lesnar down on the mat…
Rhino:Adam Cole says its time to finish him…
Mark:Roderick Strong gets Brock Lesnar up on his knees… LAST SHOT! By Adam Cole!
Rhino:The Undisputed Era has just sent a message to Brock Lesnar…
Mark:Adam Cole just asked for the microphone…
Adam Cole:The word that Shawn Michaels says you already knew was that this whole thing that just happened was simply… UNDISPUTED!
Rhino:The four members of Undisputed Era are posing over the fallen body of Brock Lesnar…
Mark:What we just learned is that Brock Lesnar has entered the Extreme Bowl… But the bigger story as these four men leave the ring right now… That Undisputed Era… Which is Roderick Strong, Kyle O’ Reilly, Bobby Fish and Adam Cole…Just laid out The Beast Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:You can say in a way that we just saw Degeneration X basically pass the symbolic torch to Undisputed Era…
Mark:They helped welcome in this new era and it was an Undisputed Era…
Rhino:The landscape is changing minute by minute here tonight…
Mark:Now even after all of that… We still have a Main Event to get to… Which is the Deck The Halls Cage Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Chris “Ace” Loesch is going to go One on One with The Fiend Bray Wyatt…
Rhino:Can Ace find a way to dethrone The Beast?
Mark:That is the question we are about to find out… As the Steel Cage is being lowered around the ring right now…
Rhino:It is all about to go down…
Mark:Lets send it to the ring for the introductions…
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for One Fall and is the DECK THE HALLS MATCH for the EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first… The Challenger… From Boston, Mass… CHRIS “ACE” LOESCH!
(“Broken Generation” plays as Chris “Ace” Loesch enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…
(“Good Friendship Song” begins to play)
“We’re really glad that you’re our friend
And this is a friendship that will never ever end”
(Lights go Out)
(“Let Me In” plays as The Fiend enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… THE FIEND BRAY WYATT!
Rhino:What an entrance The Fiend has…
Mark:The Fiend Bray Wyatt and Ace are now locked inside the Deck The Halls steel cage together…
Rhino:There is no place for Ace to run…
Mark:He is now set to face off against The Fiend…
Rhino:Ace hasnt taken his eyes off The Fiend…
Mark:The Fiend also hasnt taken his eyes off of Ace either… The referee calls for the bell and this match up is officially underway…
Rhino:Ace looks like he wants to take a step or two back away from The Fiend…
Mark:That is exactly what Ace is doing he is backing up slightly… Wait… SPEAR!
Rhino:Ace used those couple of steps to get some momentum and spear The Fiend…
Mark:The Fiend is getting right back up on to his feet… SPEAR!
Rhino:A second Spear by Ace…
Mark:The Fiend though gets right back up on to his feet… Ace now sets him up… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:The Fiend is down!
Mark:Ace with the cover 1………..2. Kickout By The Fiend!
Rhino:That was a quick kickout by The Fiend…
Mark:Ace now looks over at the cage wall and he grabs one of the singapore canes that is wrapped up like a candy cane and cracks it across the back of The Fiend…
Rhino:Ace isn’t stopping…
Mark:Repeated shots right to the back of The Fiend with the singapore cane by the former EWA World Heavyweight Champion Ace…
Rhino:Those are some hard shots with the cane…
Mark:Ace with full momentum swings and hits The Fiend right in the back of the head with the singapore cane!
Rhino:He caught him real good with that shot…
Mark:Ace once again covers The Fiend 1…………….2………. Kickout again by The Fiend…
Rhino:Ace is now looking around for something hanging on the cage walls…
Mark:Ace just pulled down a steel chair…
Rhino:The Fiend is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Ace charges and drives the chair right in to the midsection of The Fiend…
Rhino:Ace isn’t done…
Mark:Big shot right across the back with that steel chair…
Rhino:Hes not done…
Mark:One more hard shot with the chair across the back of The Fiend…
Rhino:Ace is now pulling another chair down off the cage wall…
Mark:Ace has both chairs opened up…
Rhino:The Fiend is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Ace now sets up The Fiend… POWERBOMB IN TO THE CHAIRS!
Rhino:Ace could have him right now…
Mark:Ace covers The Fiend 1……………2………3…..No!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Ace is waiting for The Fiend to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Ace has him lined up…
Mark:SPEAR! NO!
Rhino:The Fiend moved out of the way…
Mark:Ace crashed in to the corner and is now staggering around…The Fiend grabs a hold of Ace… Ura-nage!
Rhino:He planted Ace right to the canvas…
Mark:Ace is now getting right back up on to his feet… The Fiend comes charging off the ropes… Running Body Block! Taking Ace right off of his feet…
Rhino:The Fiend is starting to get some momentum…
Mark:Ace is trying to pull himself up by the ropes… The Fiend grabs a hold of Ace and is now grating the face of Ace across the steel cage wall…
Rhino:He has Ace’s face right up against the steel mesh…
Mark:The Fiend now grabs Ace by the head and tosses him face first in to the cage wall…
Rhino:Ace just bounced right off the cage…
Mark:The Fiend grabs him again and throws him right in to the cage wall one more time…
Rhino:He is just bouncing Ace around the cage…
Mark:The Fiend is in his playground right now…
Rhino:Its just not the happy go lucky Firefly Funhouse…
Mark:One more Ura-nage driving Ace right back in to the canvas…
Rhino:The former EWA World Heavyweight Champion Ace is in a bad spot right now…
Mark:The Fiend has complete control of this match up…
Rhino:Ace is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Fiend sets him up… SISTER ABIGAIL! NO!
Rhino:Ace escapes…
Mark:Ace shoots The Fiend off in to the ropes… SPEAR!
Rhino:That time he was able to hit the Spear…
Mark:The Fiend is dazed… ONE MORE SPEAR!
Rhino:The Fiend is more than dazed now…
Mark:Ace with a cover 1…………..2…………3……… NO!
Rhino:The Fiend kicks out…
Mark:Ace just picked up the singapore cane again…
Rhino:He is looking to take The Fiend’s head right off…
Mark:The Fiend gets back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Ace has him lined up…
Mark:Ace swings… The Fiend ducks… The Fiend grabs Ace… SISTER ABIGAIL!
Rhino:The Fiend hit it…
Mark:The Fiend however is looking around at his surroundings and begins to laugh…
Rhino:What is he looking for?
Mark:The Fiend just grabbed a giant candy cane down from the cage…
Rhino:Ace is slowly staggering to his feet…
Mark:The Fiends smashes the Candy Cane over the head of Ace…
Rhino:That was a Glass Candy Cane!
Mark:Ace has been busted wide open!
Rhino:The Fiend is laughing…
Mark:The Fiend now mounts Ace… MANDIBLE CLAW!
Rhino:He sucking the life out of Ace…
Mark:The Fiend is laughing as a bloody Ace is lifeless on the canvas right now…
Rhino:The referee is checking on Ace…
Mark:The Referee is calling for the bell… This is over!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… THE FIEND BRAY WYATT!
Rhino:Ace came here tonight and he attempted to fight off The Fiend but he wasnt able to get the job done…
Mark:You saw that Ace was ready for the fight but it is tough to go One on One with The Fiend…
Rhino:The Fiend is an unstoppable monster for sure…
Mark:The next time we will be live on Pay Per View… The Fiend will be defending the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at the Extreme Bowl… Maybe someone there will be able to take out The Fiend… But for now he is STILL the EWA World Heavyweight Champion! Happy Holidays from all of us here in the EWA… Good Night Everyone… We will see you in 2021!
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