Friday Night Frenzy 06-15-12
Mark:We are live here in Daytona Beach, Florida… For Friday Night Frenzy…
Rhino:We are coming off a hell of a show last month..
Mark:We are and tonight is going to be just as good…
Rhino:So many matches will happen tonight…
Mark:The EWA World Champion William McConnell will be in action when he faces off against Billy Gunn…
Rhino:Billy Gunn’s partner Road Dogg is going to be taking on the EWA Total Impact Champion Troy Joseph…
Mark:Those should be interesting matches…
Rhino:They should…
Mark:Also tonight we will crown a new Number One Contender for the EWA Total Impact Championship when Dante Daevain battles $tewie Franchize…
Rhino:That should be a hell of a match…
Mark:Its going to be an interesting night of action… So lets get to the ring for our opening contest…
Randy Orton vs Lilith Evans
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first….From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RANDY ORTON!
(“Voices” Plays as Randy Orton enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!
(“Thoughtless” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Lilith Evans locks up with Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton is over powering her back in to in the corner…
Mark:The referee says for Randy Orton to back away…
Rhino:And he does so…
Mark:Lilith Evans comes out of the corner and charges at Randy Orton… Running Headscissors! No! Randy Orton turns it in to a Tilt a Whirl Backbreaker!
Rhino:Nice counter right there by Randy Orton…
Mark:That wasn’t what Lilith Evans was hoping for right there…
Rhino:No it wasn’t…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Lilith Evans 1…………..2…………Kickout by Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is now trying to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Randy Orton hooks up Lilith Evans… Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Lilith Evans once again 1…………….2………….Kickout by Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Randy Orton is now pulling Lilith Evans back up on to her feet…
Mark:Randy Orton goes behind Lilith Evans… Olympic Slam! No!
Rhino:Lilith Evans escapes out of it…
Mark:Crucifix Pin! 1………….2………..Kickout by Randy Orton…
Rhino:That was a nice quick pin right there by Lilith Evans…
Mark:Randy Orton gets back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is back up as well…
Mark:Randy Orton charges with a clothesline… Lilith Evans ducks… Randy Orton turns around and walks in to a dropkick by Lilith Evans…
Rhino:That knocked Randy Orton in to the ropes…
Mark:Randy Orton staggers… Lilith Evans charges… Running Headscissors!
Rhino:That one got Randy Orton off of his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton is now staggering back up on to his feet in the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Lilith Evans…
Mark:Tornado DDT!
Rhino:She planted him with that DDT…
Mark:Lilith Evans covers Randy Orton 1……………2…………..3…….NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Randy Orton is now struggling to get back up…
Rhino:Lilith Evans needs to put him away right here and now…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks up Randy Orton… TORTURED! NO!
Rhino:Randy Orton sends her in to the corner…
Mark:Lilith Evans is now staggering out of the corner…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:RKO! NO!
Rhino:Lilith Evans blocked…
Mark:School Girl! 1…………………2………….3………..ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LILITH EVANS!
Rhino:A very nice win for Lilith Evans here tonight at Friday Night Frenzy…
Mark:It was a nice win for her… Still to come tonight will be the EWA World Champion William McConnell in action in our Main Event… But its back to the ring for more action…
Lone Jobber vs Steven “The Warrior” Stone
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Atlantic City, New Jersey… Weighing in at 250 Pounds… STEVEN STONE!
(“Not Ready to Die” plays as Steven Stone enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds….El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Lone Jobber nails Steven Stone with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying in the shots…
Mark:Lone Jobber backs Steven Stone in to the ropes… Lone Jobber whips him off in to the farside… Steven Stone comes off the ropes and Lone Jobber nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Steven Stone gets back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges and nails Steven Stone with an enziguri right to the back of the head of Steven Stone…
Rhino:He caught him good with that shot…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Steven Stone 1………………2…………Kickout by Steven Stone…
Rhino:Steven Stone is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber now hooks up Steven Stone and nails him with a Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:Dropped him right in to the canvas…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Steven Stone again 1……………..2…………Kickout by Steven Stone…
Rhino:Steven Stone is trying to get back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges in… Steven Stone moves out of the way of a charing Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering backwards…
Mark:Steven Stone now hooks up Lone Jobber… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Steven Stone covers Lone Jobber 1………….2…………..Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steven Stone with a couple of shots to Lone Jobber and now hooks up Lone Jobber… Tiger Bomb!
Rhino:He drove him right in to the mat with the Tiger Bomb…
Mark:Steven Stone with the cover 1………………2…………….Kickout again by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steven Stone scoops up Lone Jobber and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Steven Stone is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Moonsault! Connects!
Rhino:Nice moonsault right there and that chance paid off…
Mark:Steven Stone covers Lone Jobber again 1……………….2……………3…No!
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Steven Stone is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber struggles to get back up…
Mark:Steven Stone hooks up Lone Jobber… Death Valley Driver!
Rhino:Lone Jobber dropped right on his head…
Mark:Steven Stone Covers Lone Jobber 1…………………2……………………3……..NO!
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber looks to be down…
Rhino:Steven Stone is now heading back up on to the top rope…
Mark:Houston Hangover! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber rolled out of the way…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Steven Stone has staggered back up on to his feet…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber hit the kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Steven Stone 1………………..2……………….3………..NO!
Rhino:So close right there for Lone Jobber…
Mark:Steven Stone is trying to get back up…
Rhino:Steven Stone looks to be dazed…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up Steven Stone… HERITAGE!
Rhino:Lone Jobber hit it…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Steven Stone 1…………………2……………3…………NO!
Rhino:Another very close near fall right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber thought he had him down for the count right there…
Rhino:Steven Stone seems to be out of it…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is going to take a high risk chance right here…
Mark:Steven Stone staggers up on to his feet…
Rhino:Steven Stone staggered in to the ropes…
Mark:That tripped up Lone Jobber on the top rope…
Rhino:Steven Stone is now climbing the ropes…
Mark:Steven Stone hooks up Lone Jobber… NO REMORSE!
Rhino:Steven Stone hit it…
Mark:Steven Stone covers Lone Jobber 1…………………2…………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STEVEN STONE!
Rhino:Steven Stone picks up a huge debut victory here in the EWA…
Mark:In his first match up he just beat Lone Jobber…
Rhino:That’s a huge victory for anyone…
Mark:What does the future hold for Steven Stone? We shall see… Right now its back to the ring for more action…
Shawn Michaels vs James Storm
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From San Antonio, Texas…Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Leiper’s Fork, Tennessee… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… The Cowboy JAMES STORM!
(“Longneck & Rednecks” plays as James Storm enters the arena…)
Mark:Shawn Michaels locks up with James Storm… James Storm backs Shawn Michaels up in to the ropes and nails him with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:James Storm is laying them in…
Mark:James Storm whips Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… James Storm nails him with a shoulder block!
Rhino:That knocked Shawn Michaels right off of his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels gets back up… James Storm hooks up Shawn Michaels… Side Walk Slam! James Storm goes right for the cover 1………2………Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting back up…
Mark:James Storm now hooks up Shawn Michaels… Stalling Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:Hell of a suplex right there…
Mark:James Storm covers Shawn Michaels 1………2……………Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting back up to his feet…
Mark:James Storm nails him with a couple of shots and backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:He continues to lay in the right hands…
Mark:James Storm with a hard irish whip sending Shawn Michaels in to the corner…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Big Clothesline!
Rhino:He caught him good with that clothesline…
Mark:James Storm covers Shawn Michaels 1…………….2…………..Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Close right there…
Mark:James Storm is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is dazed…
Mark:James Storm charges… Spear! No!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels moved out of the way of that spear…
Mark:Shawn Michaels spins James Storm around… Atomic Drop!
Rhino:James Storm is dazed…
Mark:Shawn Michaels charges at James Storm… Flying Forearm Shot!
Rhino:That got James Storm off of his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels nips right back up on to his feet… Shawn Michaels hooks up James Storm again… Atomic Drop!
Rhino:James Storm is spinning him around…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up James Storm and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:FLYING ELBOW DROP!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels hit it…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers James Storm 1…………………2…………….3………NO!
Rhino:Close nearfall right there…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is now tuning up the band…
Rhino:We all know what is coming here…
Mark:James Storm is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels hit the kick…
Mark:Number one with the bullet.. It was Sweet Chin Music as Shawn Michaels covers James Storm 1…………………2…………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:Strong victory for Shawn Michaels here tonight…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is asking for a microphone…
HBK:Doug Kinsella… You have One Week… One week to get me an answer… The ball is in your court!
Rhino:Will Doug Kinsella accept Shawn Michaels challenge for High Stakes?
Mark:We shall see… But its back to the ring for more action…
Subway vs The Phantom
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first…From New Orleans, Louisiana… Weighing in at 275…Representing the Pac… THE PHANTOM!
(“Nothing Else Matters” plays as The Phantom enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Wildwood, NJ… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The X-Core Soldier SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and here we go… Subway charges right and The Phantom and nails him with right hands…
Rhino:The Phantom is getting hammered…
Mark:Subway just lays in the shots and backs The Phantom right in to the corner…
Rhino:Subway is coming out as a house of fire…
Mark:Subway with knees to the midsection and hammers him with right hands in the corner…
Rhino:He is knocking him down in the corner…
Mark:Subway charges in and nails The Phantom right in the head with a running knee…
Rhino:He caught him good right there…
Mark:Subway covers The Phantom 1…………..2…………Kickout by The Phantom…
Rhino:The Phantom is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway charges at The Phantom… Swinging Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Subway covers The Phantom 1……………..2………….Kickout by The Phantom…
Rhino:The Phantom is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Phantom has staggered back up… Subway nails him with forearm shots…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Something is going on backstage right now…
Rhino:Are we really going to be breaking away from this match up…
Mark:We are being told we are…
Rhino:What is happening?
Mark:As we can see that’s Gregory Davidson…
Rhino:He isnt moving…
Mark:A hooded individual is standing over him..
Rhino:This person is holding up two fingers…
Mark:What does the two fingers mean?
Rhino:Im not sure…
Mark:Officials are heading back to there to check on Gregory Davidson…
Rhino:Something is up as that same person was here a couple of weeks ago…
Mark:Good point… Back to the ring however…
Rhino:Subway is now looking to setup The Phantom…
Mark:Subway hooks up The Phantom… PILEDRIVER! NO!
Rhino:The Phantom countered with a back body drop…
Mark:The Phantom is now getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Subway is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Phantom sends Subway in to the ropes… Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:The Phantom caught him good with that kick…
Mark:Subway staggers up… The Phantom hooks up Subway… Brainbuster!
Rhino:He dropped him right on his head…
Mark:The Phantom covers Subway 1……………2………..3……No!
Rhino:Close nearfall right there…
Mark:Subway is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Phantom is lining him up…
Mark:MOMENT OF SILENCE!
Rhino:He hit it…
Mark:The Phantom isnt going for the cover…
Rhino:What is he doing here?
Mark:IN CONFESSION!
Rhino:He has it locked in…
Mark:There is no place for Subway to go…
Rhino:Subway is trying to get to the ropes…
Mark:He is a far way from the ropes…
Rhino:Subway is trying…
Mark:Subway TAPS OUT!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE PHANTOM!
Rhino:The Phantom gets a strong victory here tonight…
Mark:Strong victory for The Phantom as we gear up for High Stakes… As we send in to the ring for our next contest…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Total Impact Championship
Dante Daevain vs $tewie Franchize
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first…From Manhattan, New York… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… $TEWIE FRANCHIZE!
(“Power” plays as $tewie Franchize enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent….From the First Heaven… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Representing the Pac…The EWA Total Impact Champion…DANTE DAEVAIN!
(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… $tewie Franchize strikes Dante Daevain with right hands…
Rhino:He is connecting with those shots…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is backing Dante Daevain up in to the ropes… Dante Daevain with a reversal…. $tewie Franchize comes off in the ropes… Big Boot!
Rhino:That caught him right in the face with the boot…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is now rolling to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:He is regrouping…
Mark:$tewie Franchize gets back up in to the ring… $tewie Franchize locks up with Dante Daevain and locks in a side headlock…
Rhino:He is grinding away with that headlock…
Mark:Dante Daeavin powers $tewie Franchize off in to the ropes… Shoulder Block!
Rhino:That knocked $tewie Franchize right off of his feet…
Mark:$tewie Franchize gets back up on to his feet… Dante Daevain scoops up $tewie Franchize… $tewie Franchize slides off the shoulder of Dante Daevain and shoves him off in to the corner…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is staggering backwards…
Mark:$tewie Franchize hooks up Dante Daevain… Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize was able to get him up off of his feet…
Mark:$tewie Franchize covers Dante Daeavin 1……………2………..Kickout by Dante Daeavin…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is now waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:$tewie Franchize hooks up Dante Daeavain… Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Dante Daevain is dazed…
Mark:$tewie Franchize follows it up with a Hangman’s Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Nice combination of moves right there…
Mark:$tewie Franchize covers Dante Daevain 1……………..2…………Kickout by Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Dante Daevain was able to power out…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is lining him up…
Mark:$tewie Franchize hooks up Dante Daevain… DDT!
Rhino:He planted him with that DDT…
Mark:$tewie Franchize covers Dante Daevain again 1………………2…………..3…No!
Rhino:Close nearfall…
Mark:$tewie Franchize springs off the ropes… Moonsault! No!
Rhino:Dante Daevain got his knees up…
Mark:That knocked the wind right out of $tewie Franchize…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up $tewie Franchize… Swinging Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:He plants him right in to the mat…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers $tewie Franchize 1……………….2……………..3….No!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is setting him up…
Mark:Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:He tossed him across the ring…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers $tewie Franchize 1…………….2………….3…….NO!
Rhino:Another close near right there…
Mark:The former EWA Total Impact Champion Dante Daevain has found his groove…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up $tewie Franchize… Fallaway Slam! No! DDT!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize spun him around and nailed him with a DDT!
Mark:That was a hell of a counter right there…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is now trying to get back up…
Mark:Dante Daevain is getting back up on to his feet as well… $tewie Franchize charges from behind… Running Bulldog!
Rhino:He drove him face first in to the mat…
Mark:$tewie Franchize rolls on to the ring apron…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is going to fly…
Mark:Springboard Splash!
Rhino:He hit it…
Mark:$tewie Franchize covers Dante Daevain 1………….2…………3……….NO!
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:He is taking another chance right here…
Mark:Dante Daevain staggers up on to his feet and he catches $tewie Franchize on the top rope… Rocket Launcher!
Rhino:He just tossed $tewie Franchize across the ring…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now lining him up…
Mark:LAST LOOK TO HEAVEN!
Rhino:Dante Daevain hit it…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers $tewie Franchize 1…………….2………….3…….. NO!
Rhino:So very close…
Mark:Dante Daevain is looking to finish $tewie Franchize off right here…
Rhino:Its going to be it…
Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up $tewie Franchize… FALL OF MAN! NO! Counter… SMALL PACKAGE! 1…………….2………….3…………… HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner $TEWIE FRANCHIZE!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize just stole the victory away from Dante Daevain…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is now the number one contender for the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Rhino:He will meet Troy Joseph for the gold at High Stakes…
Mark:Speaking of Troy Joseph… We are going to see him in action right now…
Non Title Match
Troy Joseph vs Road Dogg
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match set for one fall…From Marietta, Georgia… Weighing in at 236 Pounds… ROAD DOGG!
(“Oh You Didn’t Know” plays as Road Dogg enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds…The EWA Total Impact Champion…TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)
Mark:Troy Joseph strikes Road Dogg with a couple of right hands to start off of this match up…
Rhino:He is laying them in right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph whips Road Dogg in to the ropes… Road Dogg comes off the ropes… Troy Joseph goes for a clothesline… Road Dogg ducks the clothesline…
Rhino:Troy Joseph turns around…
Mark:Road Dogg nails him with jabs…
Rhino:He is nailing them with those shots…
Mark:Road Dogg nails Troy Joseph with a big right hand…
Rhino:That knocked him right off of his feet…
Mark:Road Dogg now comes off the ropes and nails Troy Joseph with a Knee Drop!
Rhino:Nice knee drop right there…
Mark:Road Dogg covers Troy Joseph 1………….2………….Kickout by Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is trying to get back up…
Mark:Road Dogg now charges and nails Troy Joseph with a Spinning Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Road Dogg covers Troy Joseph 1…………….2……………..Kickout by Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is trying to get back…
Mark:Road Dogg whips Troy Joseph off in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Road Dogg…
Mark:Road Dogg charges… Troy Joseph gets his boots up…
Rhino:Road Dogg is spinning around…
Mark:Troy Joseph comes out of the corner and takes Road Dogg off of his feet with a clothesline…
Rhino:He caught him good there…
Mark:Troy Joseph nails Road Dogg with a couple of right hands… Facebuster!
Rhino:He drove him right in to the canvas…
Mark:Troy Joseph kicks Road Dogg in the midsection… Stunner!
Rhino:Road Dogg is in trouble…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Road Dogg 1………………2…………..Kickout by Road Dogg…
Rhino:Road Dogg is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph whips Road Dogg off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Road Dogg is in trouble…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now heading to the top rope…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is going to fly…
Mark:Swanton Bomb!
Rhino:Troy Joseph hit it…
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion is feeling it…
Rhino:Road Dogg is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph charges… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Road Dogg 1……………..2……………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TROY JOSEPH!
Rhino:A Dominant performance by the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Troy Joseph looked strong and will take on $tewie Franchize for the gold at High Stakes… And now its time for our Main Event…
Non Title Match
William McConnell vs Billy Gunn
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Non Title Match… Introducing first…From Houston, Texas… Weighing in at 266 Pounds…BILLY GUNN!
(“Oh You Didn’t Know” plays as Billy Gunn enters the arena…)
Pa Announer:His Opponent…From Evansville, Indiana.. Weighing in at 235 pounds.. The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…WILLIAM MCCONNELL!
(“Giving In” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Mark:William McConnell doesn’t seem happy with his introduction…
Rhino:No he doesn’t…
Mark:William McConnell looks right at the ring announcer… From behind Billy Gunn attacks William McConnell…
Rhino:He jumped him as he was distracted…
Mark:William McConnell is getting hit with right hands by Billy Gunn…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Billy Gunn whips William McConnell off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Billy Gunn…
Mark:Billy Gunn charges in… Big Splash! No!
Rhino:Billy Gunn missed the splash…
Mark:Billy Gunn now staggers out of the corner..
Rhino:William McConnell is lining him up…
Mark:Superkick!
Rhino:William McConnell caught him with that kick…
Mark:Billy Gunn is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:Rolling Elbow!
Rhino:That caught Billy Gunn right in the head…
Mark:Billy Gunn looks to be out of it…
Rhino:William McConnell is looking to put Billy Gunn away…
Mark:DUAL SHOCK!
Rhino:William McConnell hit it…
Mark:William McConnell covers Billy Gunn 1……………..2…………..3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:William McConnell just destroyed Billy Gunn here tonight…
Mark:William McConnell is asking for a microphone…
McConnell: Is this it? Is this what the EWA has left to offer me? Do you see what just happened to Billy Gunn? You know, people call me an asshole, people call me selfish for the things I’ve done in my career.. But you know what they don’t mention? They don’t mention the times I tried to help others, the times I took the backseat so that someone else could get the spotlight and how many times I did what I could to make someone in this company look better so that this time wouldn’t come when I would be standing here with a locker room full of fucking rejects and nobodies. And you know what happened? Every year, every time Glory came around, every time they needed to do something to make a wave.. They dragged me back out, didn’t you, Shane? Every time you knew Glory was gonna fall on it’s ass because you didn’t have the talent, you counted on Lone Jobber, Shawn Michaels, Triple H and William McConnell to put asses in these seats. But what’s happening when you don’t have your Core to rely on? What happens know when the next generation of stars if falling on it’s fucking face? What happens when one of the guys you count on has his head so far up his fucking ass, he doesn’t know the reality of anything other than his own intestinal tract.. Two of them are starting to wind down, realising that times come and go and their time is almost up.. And the last one is ready to come back there and tear this company down with his very own hands. What do you do now, Shane? Come on, come on out to this ring. I am ready to hear what you have to say to me.
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H storms on to the stage…)
HHH:You wanna know what happens now? What happens now is that I am going to come down to that ring right now and kick your ass!
McConnell: Hunter, you really don’t want to come down here and have my put you down like all the rest, do you? Or did you forget what happened the last time you got too close to me? May-hem Rumble ring any bells? I know I sure as hell rung yours.
HHH:You think you are a tough guy McConnell? Cracking jokes like you are a tough guy? Why dont you make those type of jokes when I am down there knocking your teeth down your throat…
McConnell: Then what the fuck are you waiting for, Hunter? Have you been listening since I came back? I’ve been WANTING someone to kick my ass. Ace couldn’t do it. Jobber couldn’t do it. So where have you been the entire time? You’ve been ducking because you know I’ll tear whatever limb I get ahold of right out of it’s socket. So if you wanna fight, get your ass down here and make me bleed.
HHH:You want it… You Got it… And I am not coming alone!
Rhino:Triple H has a sledgehammer!
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon enters the arena…)
Shane:Easy Now… Security… Stop him… As before you two get in each other’s grills… Im gonna step in and make it happen the right way…
McConnell: Ooooh here we go. Mr. Voice of Order himself. We can’t even get a good ol’ fashion ass kicking in this company anymore! Wait, lemme guess.. This is where you try and turn a few heads and announce your next big challenge for the Fuck the EWA World Championship, right?
Shane:What I was going to say is that if you are going to get whats coming to you… I am going to stand here and watch it happen… So Secu…
McConnell: THEN DO IT! (McConnell grabs the ropes, leaning against them) I fucking beg you, Shane! Get your bitches out of the way, let him come down here with that sledge hammer and try and knock my fucking brains out! I’m tired of this damn pussy footing in this company! (McConnell holds his hand out) But you ain’t got the balls, Shane. Because as long as I have this belt, I’ve got this company in the palm of my hand and I’ve got your balls in a jar on my mantle at home. And this hostage situation doesn’t end until I say it does. So Fucking. Do It.
Shane:You really think you have this company hostage? You think just because you have our belt you are going to hold this company up? Hmmm.. Hunter… Go get him and get his belt too!
McConnell: Wait, wait, wait! Hunter, before you come down here and we try and kill each other.. Shane McMahon, you stupid piece of shit, you look at me. You may wanna hide it, but you know damn well I won’t. Because in the back, there is a very important piece of paper that is begging for my signature. And until I sign that line, I’m here because I want to be a thorn in your fucking side and there is not a damn thing you can do about it. And this belt.. (McConnell holds it up) Is why I’ve got you shaking in your fucking shoes. You’re the one burning your time up with these stupid games. Tick tock, Shane. Now come on, Hunter. Let’s dance.
Shane:And In Fifteen Days McConnell… It will be all on the line… High Stakes… You two will go at it… And its all on the line! When you two go One on One… But as of now… Hunter, go kick his ass!
Mark:Here he goes…
Rhino:The fight is on…
Mark:Triple H and William McConnell are going back and forth right now…
Rhino:They are just laying in to one another…
Mark:Triple H takes control and whips William McConnell in to the ropes… William McConnell with a reversal and nails Triple H with a hard clothesline…
Rhino:He took his head off…
Mark:William McConnell mounts Triple H and nails him with right hands…
Rhino:William McConnell is now rolling to the outside of the ring…
Mark:What is he doing?
Rhino:William McConnell has the glass chair…
Mark:This is shades of what happened at May-Hem…
Rhino:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell is about to lay in to Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H picks up the sledgehammer…
Mark:Triple H turns around swinging…
Rhino:William McConnell backs up…
Mark:Its a stare down… Glass Chair vs Sledgehammer…
Rhino:Someone is gonna get hurt…
Mark:We Gotta Go! Good Night Everyone!
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