Wednesday Night Xtreme
Mark:Welcome everyone to St. Louis, Missouri and welcome to eWa Wednesday Night Xtreme… I am Mark and you know my partner in crime Rhino… And we are here to bring you all of the great action here at Wednesday Night Xtreme…
Rhino:I am so ready for all of the action we have in store for everyone here tonight…
Mark:Our huge main event is going to be a Ladder Match for the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship as John Cena challenges Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:We will see the King of the Ladder Match face the up and coming superstar in John Cena…
Mark:Also here tonight Triple H makes his first title defense against Stone Cold Steve Austin inside a fifteen foot high steel cage…
Rhino:Stone Cold makes his return and gets his first chance at Triple H…
Mark:Also here tonight… Chris Benoit battles Kurt Angle… One on One…
Rhino:I have a feeling thats going to bring us back to the old school way of things…
Mark:Plus much more… So lets get to the ring for our opening match…
Hurricane vs Half Dollar
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Match is set for one fall and is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Reigh, Nc… Weighing in at 191 Pounds… THE HURRICANE…
(“Stand Back” Plays as The Hurricane enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… HALF DOLLAR…
(“Here Comes the Money” Plays as Half Dollar enters the arena…)
Mark:The Hurricane locks up with Half Dollar in the center of the ring… Half Dollar ducks the clothesline attempt by The Hurricane and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker… And Half Dollar goes for a cover 1………………..2……………. Kickout quickly by the Hurricane…
Rhino:The Hurricane is right back up to his feet…
Mark:Half Dollar whips the Hurricane in to the ropes…Hurricane ducks the clothesline from Half Dollar and now Hurricane flies with a crossbody block and heres a quick cover 1…………….2………… Quick kickout by Half Dollar who scoops up Hurricane and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Hurricane got up after the crossbody and got slammed back down to the canvas…
Mark:Half Dollar picked up Hurricane and nails him with a shoulderbreaker… As Half Dollar has started to work on the arm of the Hurricane…
Rhino:He is going to set him up for Pocket Change…
Mark:Half Dollar now hooks him up again and drives him down with another shoulder breaker…
Rhino:He is really doing a number to the Hurricane right now…
Mark:Half Dollar sends Hurricane in to the corner… As Half Dollar charges in to Hurricane…
Rhino:Hurricane gets his boot up right in to the face of Half Dollar…
Mark:Hurricane on the middle rope…And connects with a bulldog to Half Dollar… And Hurricane now goes for a cover 1…………………..2……….. Kickout by Half Dollar…
Rhino:Half Dollar is staggering back up to his feet…
Mark:Hurri-Chokeslam to Half Dollar and another cover 1………………….2……… Kickout again by Half Dollar…
Rhino:Hurricane is in total control right now…
Mark:Hurricane is setting him up for the eye of the Hurricane…
Rhino:If he hits it this match up could be over and Hurricane can pull out the big win…
Mark:Half Dollar pushes Hurricane out of the move… And now spins him around and Half Dollar hooks up Hurricane and Half Dollar connects with a BrainBuster…
Rhino:Half Dollar drilled him right in to the canvas with that Brainbuster…
Mark:POCKET CHANGE… Half Dollar has locked in Pocket Change in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Its Half Dollar’s verision of the Triangle Choke…
Mark:Hurricane is trying to get to the ropes… But he has to tap out… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… HALF DOLLAR…
Rhino:An impressive victory for Half Dollar here tonight…
Mark:Half Dollar continues to win and earn a reputation here in the eWa…
(The lights started to flicker in the arena)
Rhino:What is going on with the lights Mark?
Mark:I have no idea…
(Message comes up on Extreme Theater)
ITS COMING!
ITS COMING!
OCTOBER 21, 2003
ITS COMING!
ITS COMING!
Your Day of Glory has come…
ITS COMING!
OCTOBER 21, 2003
ITS COMING!
(Message stops)
Rhino:Who is that? What is that?
Mark:I have no idea, but it is coming October 21, 2003… Lets get back to the ring for more action…
Payne Killer vs Ryan Morag vs Eric Angle
Pa Announcer:This next match is a triple threat match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… RYAN MORAG…
(Ryan Morag’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Pittsburg, Pa… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… ERIC ANGLE…
(“Medal” plays as Eric Angle walks in to the arena…)
Rhino:Eric Angle is wasting no time Mark…
Mark:No he is not as he is not waiting for Payne Killer to enter the arena… As Eric Angle goes right after Ryan Morag… As he hook him and sends him across the ring with a belly to belly suplex…
Rhino:That was a nice suplex by the older brother of Kurt Angle…
Mark:Eric Angle picks up Ryan Morag and nails him with a nice belly to back suplex which rocked Ryan Morag and shook the ring…
Rhino:Eric Angle is really doing a number to Ryan Morag… But Payne Killer still has to come in to this match up…
Mark:ANGLE SLAM by Eric Angle as he has laid out Ryan Morag…
Rhino:But here comes Payne Killer…
Mark:Eric Angle rolls Ryan Morag out of the ring as now Payne Killer and Eric Angle stand toe to toe… Right hands back and forth with Payne Killer getting the best of Eric Angle right now… Payne Killer sends Eric Angle in to the ropes… Back body drop…
Rhino:Eric Angle is staggering around right now as he gets back up to his feet…
Mark:Payne Killer charges in at Eric Angle… Angle ducks the clothesline… ANGLE SLAM to Payne Killer…
Rhino:What a move by Eric Angle… This match up could be all over…
Mark:Angle goes for the cover 1…………………………..2………………………….3….NO! Payne Killer gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was a close one right there…
Mark:Eric Angle now is going for the Angle Slam again… Payne Killer gets out of it… As he pushes Eric in to the ropes… Big Time Spinebuster from Payne Killer…
Rhino:That was impressive…
Mark:Payne Killer goes for a cover 1………………………2………. Kickout by Eric Angle… As now Payne Killer slams Eric Angle down to the canvas…
Rhino:Ryan Morag is still down and out on the outside as Payne Killer goes to the top rope…
Mark:Payne Killer goes for a moonsault by Eric Angle rolls out of the way…
Rhino:High risk move backfired for Payne Killer…
Mark:Quick School Boy Roll up for Eric Angle 1………………….2…………. kickout by Payne Killer… Eric Angle goes behind Payne Killer…
Rhino:Payne Killer now goes behind Eric Angle…
Mark:German Suplex with a Flipover bridge from Payne Killer 1………………………………..2…………………………3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner PAYNE KILLER…
Rhino:What a nice German Suplex and that bridge is what was able to keep Eric Angle’s shoulders down to the canvas for the victory…
Mark:Another impressive victory for Payne Killer…We are set for more action so lets get back to the ring…
The Undertaker vs Lone Jobber
Pa Announcer:This next match up is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Houston, Texas… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… THE UNDERTAKER…
(“You’re gonna pay” plays as The Undertaker rides in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 pounds… LONE JOBBER…
(“One is the Loneist Number” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Lone Jobber goes right after The Undertaker… But The Undertaker pushes him back off and to the canvas…
Rhino:But Lone Jobber gets right back up…
Mark:Jobber goes right back after The Undertaker… But goes behind him and clips his leg out from underneath him…
Rhino:Smart move by Lone Jobber to take him off of his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber now comes off the ropes and connects with a dropkick right to the face of The Undertaker…
Rhino:That was a nice move by Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber now comes back off the ropes as The Undertaker tries to get back up to his feet and he drops the leg to The Undertaker… And now Lone Jobber goes for another cover 1…………………………2…………………..Kickout by The Undertaker…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has to keep Taker grounded if he wants to win this match up…
Mark:Jobber now whips The Undertaker in to the ropes…And Undertaker ducks his head…But The Undertaker sees it and scores with a DDT… Taker goes for a cover 1…………………….2………………Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber staggers back up to their feet…
Mark:The Undertaker grabs Lone Jobber by the neck and scores with a big time chokeslam… As The Undertaker goes for a cover 1…………………………..2……….. Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:This is not looking good for Lone Jobber…
Mark:It could be time for the Last Ride… As The Undertaker sets him up…But Lone Jobber gets out of it as he slides through the legs of the Undertaker… And now clips The Undertaker’s legs out…
Rhino:I just said it wasnt looking good for Jobber but now its turned back around…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for the sharpshooter but The Undertaker pushes him off with a big kickout to block the sharpshooter…
Rhino:This has been back and forth…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets caught… Chokeslam… No… Jobber with a low blow to The Undertaker behind the referee’s back…
Rhino:Jobber now scooping up The Undertaker…
Mark:The Gimmick…No… The Undertaker gets out of it…And now The Undertaker scoops up Lone Jobber…
Rhino:It could be Tombstone Piledriver time…
Mark:Lone Jobber fights out of it… And now pushes The Undertaker in to the corner…
Rhino:Taker hit chest first in to the turnbuckle…
Mark:Undertaker staggers around… GIMMICK by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:This could be all right now…
Mark:Here is the cover 1………………………….2…………………..3………. ITS OVER…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… LONE JOBBER…
Rhino:Back and forth match up between these two…
Mark:Yes it was and Lone Jobber was able to pull it out…
Crazy
Psycho
Funny
This Champion is about to make an impact…
So you better get ready…
Because the crazyness is about to return…
(Extreme Theater stops rolling footage)
Mark:Well its been one strange night so far…
Rhino:And it will get even stranger… With the return of Purgatory…
Mark:Lets get to the ring for our next match…
Dragon & Prodigy vs Purgatory & The Rock
Pa Announcer:This next match up is set for one fall… Introducing first… Team Number One… Weighing in tonight at 707 Pounds… DRAGON and PRODIGY…
(“Are you ready for this” plays as Dragon and Prodigy enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… Making his eWa Return… PURGATORY…
(“N Pulse” plays as Purgatory walks in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK…
Rhino:Where is The Rock?
Mark:So far there is no sign of The Rock… As Dragon and Prodigy go right after Purgatory…
Rhino:Dragon and Prodigy are two of the biggest men in the history of the eWa…
Mark:And now they send Purgatory for the ride in to the ropes… Double backdrop… NO… Double DDT by the man known as Purgatory…
Rhino:I loved when he was The Mock… I thought that was so funny…
Mark:Purgatory is one funny man… But now he is all business… As it is One on One… Dragon and Purgatory in the ring… As Purgatory comes off the ropes and goes for a crossbody… Caught by Dragon who nails him with a fallaway slam…
Rhino:Why isnt The Rock out here Mark?
Mark:I have no idea… As Dragon now sends Purgatory back in to the ropes and catches him with a samoan drop…
Rhino:Tag to Prodigy…
Mark:Double flap jack by one of the greatest eWa Tag Teams… As Prodigy goes for a cover 1………………………2………….. Kickout by Purgatory…
Rhino:Purgatory’s eWa return isnt working out so good at the moment…
Mark:No it is not as his partner hasnt shown up yet… As Prodigy now with a running powerslam to Purgatory and goes for another cover 1………………….2……….. Purgatory gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:I am surprised The Rock isnt out here yet… I thought he would really want to get a piece of Dragon and Proidgy…
Mark:Another tag made to Dragon…As they go for a double clothesline… Ducked by Purgatory and he nails them with a double clothesline of his own…
Rhino:Here comes The Rock…
Mark:Just in time to as Purgatory needs to make the tag…
Rhino:The Rock is reaching out for the tag…
Mark:What The Hell… Purgatory went for the tag but The Rock pulled his hand back…
Rhino:The Rock has turned his back on Purgatory here tonight… I dont believe it…
Mark:Dragon and Prodigy now are double teaming Purgatory… Who gets sent in to the ropes… Dragon charges right in but Purgatory ducks and sends him to the outside…
Rhino:The Rock is just watching everything that is going on…
Mark:Purgatory goes behind Prodigy… HAPPY PLACE to Prodigy… And here is the cover 1………………………………2…………………..3……….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winners The Rock and PURGATORY…
Rhino:You can say The Rock won but it was all Purgatory in this match up and he was able to survive…
Mark:You have to give credit to Purgatory because he busted his ass and he came out on top…
Rhino:But what is up with The Rock Mark?
Mark:I dont know and I dont think Purgatory knows either… As The Rock is just smiling as he walks to the back… We are heading over to the octagon now… For the FTW Title Match…
FTW Championship UFC Match
Kid Money(c) vs John Stevens
Pa Announcer:This next match up is for the FTW Championship… This match up will be contested inside the Octagon Ring…Under Ultimate Fighting Rules… There will be Five Three Minute Rounds… The winner will be the one who is able to either knock out or make his opponent tap out… Now introducing first… The Challenger… From Boston, Mass… At 6’2 and 240 Pounds… JOHN STEVENS…
(“My Plague” plays as John Stevens enters the octagon…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Brooklyn, Ny.. At 6’4″ and 239 Pounds… FTW Champion… KID MONEY…
(“If I cant” plays as Kid Money enters the octagon…)
Mark:Well this is going to be very different for an eWa Match up Rhino…
Rhino:Yes it will be…
Mark:We are going to let everyone know right now… We will do our best right now to call this match up the way it should be called…
Rhino:We don’t call UFC Matches for a living but this is the match up that will be going on in the octagon ring…
Mark:The official in charge is giving the instructions to both men at the moment…
Rhino:I believe Kid Money has the advantage because of his previous training…
Mark:Well the official just said “Lets Get it on” so I believe we are about to start round number one… And as a reminder it is Five Three Minute rounds…
Rhino:Theres the bell…
Mark:Both men walking in to the middle of the octagon ring… Both men trying to feel each other out… With both men trying to kick one another but both men are able to block the other as they feel each other out…
Rhino:I have a feeling this is going to take some time before we see them really get in to one another…
Mark:Stiff right hand by Kid Money and follows up with a couple of kicks as it backs up John Stevens… Stevens though comes back with a couple of more kicks to back up John Stevens…
Rhino:They have moved back to the ring…
Mark:Kid Money charges in to John Stevens but Stevens moves out of the way… And now John Stevens with a take down to Kid Money…
Rhino:Ninety Seconds left in the first round…
Mark:Stevens now going after the arm of Kid Money but Kid Money rolls Stevens over to stop him from going after his arm…
Rhino:Both men are back up to their feet…
Mark:John Stevens goes for another takedown but this time Kid Money moves out of the way…
Rhino:Forty Five Seconds left…
Mark:Kid Money with a brutal shot to the ribs of John Stevens and now Kid Money with a big take down… And now Kid Money is on top of John Stevens…
Rhino:Right hands by Kid Money with about fifteen seconds left…
Mark:The ground and pound from Kid Money… As the bell sounds for the first round…
Rhino:Neither man really couldn’t get much of an attack early on… As they just started to get at each other with a minute and a half left…
Mark:I have a feeling everything is going to get real interesting in the next couple of rounds…
Rhino:We are about to start the next round…
Mark:There is the bell and the second round is under way… And now Kid Money charges right in after John Stevens and goes for a quick takedown and is able to… Stevens is blocking the ground and pound right hands from Kid Money…
Rhino:But he is leaving himself wide open if he isn’t careful…
Mark:Kid Money goes after the arm again and he is trying to stretch the arm of John Stevens…
Rhino:Unlike a wrestling ring there is no where to go and you have to do your best to break the hold… The official can only break the hold on a tap out…
Mark:It doesn’t look like Stevens will tap out just yet as he is trying to raise up on to his feet…
Rhino:Money breaks the hold before he is in a dangerous position…
Mark:Stevens and Money are back up on their feet… And now Stevens goes behind Money and trips him up…
Rhino:Anklelock from John Stevens on to Kid Money…
Mark:You can see the pain on the face of John Stevens…
Rhino:A minute and a half left in this round…
Mark:Money is crawling trying to use the cage so he can get back up to his feet and he is able to get back up…
Rhino:You can see him limping around after the ankle lock…
Mark:Stevens goes to go after the ankle again but Money moves out of the way and now goes after the arm…
Rhino:Money has the arm bar submission locked in on Stevens with about thirty seconds to go here in the second round…
Mark:How long can John Stevens hang on Rhino?
Rhino:We are about to find that out right now… Can he hang on to the sound of the bell…
Mark:There is the bell and the ref breaks up the hold… As we have finished two rounds now…
Rhino:We saw much more of an attack that round… From both John Stevens and Kid Money…
Mark:Yes we did Rhino and so far I am enjoying this match up…
Rhino:So am I…
Mark:Here we go as the bell sounds…
Rhino:They are trying to feel each other out again…
Mark:Stevens goes for a takedown but Money moves and Stevens moves out of the way of Kid Money’s attempt for a takedown as well…
Rhino:Both men know there is a weakness in each other…
Mark:Kid Money goes for another takedown and he rams him in to the octagon cage…
Rhino:He nailed John Stevens hard in to the cage…
Mark:Kid Money goes right back after the arm but it is counter and John Stevens goes back after the leg again…
Rhino:Stevens can’t get the hold locked on Kid Money as Money pushes out Mark…
Mark:Money is back up and moves out of the way of another John Stevens attempted takedown…
Rhino:Money with another charge in to the cage…
Mark:ARMBAR SUBMISSION locked in on John Stevens…
Rhino:Kid Money has it locked it in and I believe Stevens is on the verge of tapping out…
Mark:John Stevens is trying to hold…
Rhino:I don’t think he can if he wants his career to continue…
Mark:STEVENS TAPS OUT!
Pa Announcer:The winner and STILL FTW Champion… KID MONEY…
Rhino:Kid Money is able to get the victory in the UFC Match…
Mark:Both men gave whatever they had but Stevens will fight another day after today which is why he tapped out…
Rhino:Kid Money could have broken his arm if he kept it locked on but Stevens tapped out before it happened…
Mark:We have more action to get to so lets head back down to the ring…
Number One Contenders Match for the Undisputed Championship
Kurt Angle vs Chris Benoit
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The Crippler CHRIS BENOIT…
(“Whatever” plays as Chris Benoit enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Pittsburgh, Pa… Weighing in at 246 Pounds… Olympic Champion… KURT ANGLE…
(“Medal” plays as Kurt Angle enters the arena…)
Mark:Well Rhino this one should be a change of pace from the UFC Match…
Rhino:I have a feeling we are going to go old school style with this match up…
Mark:Collar and Elbow tie up in the center of the ring… As both men try to gain some sort of an advantage… Benoit backs up Kurt Angle in to the ropes and the referee has called for a clean break…
Rhino:And you can see Benoit gave a clean break as they back up in to the middle of the ring…
Mark:Another collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring… Kurt Angle now pushes Chris Benoit in to the ropes…
Rhino:Now will Kurt Angle make a clean break like the referee is calling for…
Mark:Kurt does give a clean break and now both men are back in the center of the ring… Benoit goes for a collar and elbow again but Angle ducks and now goes behind Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Benoit quickly went behind Angle…
Mark:Now Angle goes back behind Benoit and now Angle with a quick drop toe hold as he has Chris Benoit on his stomach and down on the canvas…
Rhino:Kurt is riding Benoit…
Mark:Kurt Angle is using his amateur background right now for this part of the match up… As Kurt now gets up and lets Benoit back up to his feet…
Rhino:Both men are back up in the center of the ring right now…
Mark:Chris Benoit now goes behind Kurt Angle and takes him down to the canvas… Benoit goes right after the arm of Kurt Angle…
Rhino:Which will set up for the Crippler Crossface…
Mark:Benoit has the crossface locked in on Kurt Angle and now Angle is trying to quickly get to the ropes and he is able to make it there very quickly…
Rhino:Benoit when right in for the kill and Angle was able to quickly get to the ropes…
Mark:Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit are back up to their feet… As Angle now goes for a side headlock and drops down with a drop toe hold…
Rhino:ANKLE LOCK MARK… ANKLE LOCK…
Mark:Kurt Angle has the Ankle Lock on Benoit…
Rhino:Chris is trying to quickly get to the ropes… Just like Kurt Angle did when he was locked in the Crippler Crossface…
Mark:Chris Benoit is able to get to the ropes and now Kurt Angle has to break the hold…
Rhino:Kurt is waiting right up to the count of five to break up the hold…
Mark:Both men lock back up in the center of the ring with another collar and elbow tie up… Benoit goes behind Kurt Angle and Benoit connects with a german suplex…
Rhino:That was a beautiful German suplex…
Mark:Benoit still has his arms hooked and goes for another german suplex…
Rhino:Will he try for three in a row?
Mark:Benoit going for a third German suplex… But Kurt Angle counters and goes behind Chris Benoit and now Kurt Angle hooks and connects with a german suplex…
Rhino:A taste of his own medicine I would say wouldn’t you Mark…
Mark:Yes I would as he connects with a second german suplex…
Rhino:Now will Kurt be able to hit a third?
Mark:Yes he is and he connects with a bridge and heres the count 1…………2……….. Kickout by Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Kurt now going right after the leg of Chris Benoit…
Mark:Angle has a leg lock hooked on Benoit as Benoit is trying to get to the ropes to break up the hold…
Rhino:Kurt Angle has taken control over this match up…
Mark:Benoit is able to get to the ropes though and Kurt Angle has to break up the hold… As Benoit gets back up to his feet Angle goes right back after the leg again…
Rhino:Angle has another leg lock locked in on Chris Benoit…
Mark:Kurt is out wrestling Chris Benoit right now… As Benoit is trying to get back to the ropes… But before he does Kurt Angle breaks up the hold…
Rhino:Why would he do that?
Mark:I don’t know unless he has something else planned which is probably what Kurt Angle does have in mind as he pulls Benoit back out in to the center of the ring…
Rhino:Kurt is going for the figure four leg lock…
Mark:Benoit though pushes Kurt Angle out and pushes him off in to the ropes…As Benoit now gets back up to his feet and he nails Kurt Angle with an over the head belly to belly suplex…
Rhino:That suplex sent him across the ring in a hurry…
Mark:Kurt Angle gets back up to his feet and an arm drag takedown by Chris Benoit who now locks in an arm bar submission as Kurt Angle is trying to get to the ropes quickly…
Rhino:Angle can’t get to the ropes as he is now trying to elevate himself so he can break up the hold…
Mark:Kurt Angle cant break it that way but is able to make his to the ropes to break up the arm bar submission…
Rhino:Benoit scoops up Kurt Angle and slams him down to the canvas now…
Mark:Chris Benoit is climbing to the top rope…
Rhino:Could we be seeing the flying headbutt?
Mark:FLYING HEADBUTT CONNECTS on to Kurt Angle…
Rhino:This could be it right here…
Mark:Here is a cover by Chris Benoit 1……………………………2………………………3… NO! Kurt Angle gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was a close near fall right there…
Mark:Kurt Angle staggers back up to his feet… CROSSFACE… NO… Kurt Angle counters Chris Benoit…
Rhino:ANKLE LOCK…
Mark:Kurt Angle has his finishing hold locked in real good… As he countered the Crippler Crossface from Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Chris Benoit is in some pain right now… As he is trying to get to the ropes…
Mark:Benoit is crawling to the ropes but Kurt pulls him back out in to the center of the ring…
Rhino:Benoit is trying to spin around…
Mark:Chris Benoit spins around and pushes Kurt Angle in to the ropes to break up the hold… As Chris Benoit with a kick to the midsection… CROSSFACE…
Rhino:Now Benoit has it locked in on Kurt Angle…
Mark:Chris Benoit has the crippler crossface locked in on Kurt Angle who is trapped in the middle of the ring…
Rhino:Will Kurt Angle tap out?
Mark:Angle is trying to break up the hold… And he is able to…
Rhino:Both men are showing their weaknesses…
Mark:Angle goes back for the ankle lock… But Benoit moves… And now with a quick old school rollup… 1…………………………..2…………………………..3…….. ITS OVER…
Pa Announer:Here is your winner CHRIS BENOIT…
Rhino:Benoit pulls out a big win tonight over Kurt Angle…
Mark:Chris Benoit has earned an Undisputed Title Shot down the line against the Undisputed Champion… We have to get back to the ring for more action… Wait… Hold on a second…What the hell is going on…
” Faint ” by Linkin Park hits the pa system in front of this sold out crowd in St. Louis… Suddenly, Extreme Theater lights up and all of a sudden the crowd lets out a roar seven months in the making, because tonight, the Real Deal is in the house… From the background, you can tell that J.Mack is in a locker room somewhere backstage, pacing back and forth as the crowd roars…
::TRD::
Its been a long time… too long… but at last… the moment you all have been waiting for.. The original… has come back… The man who put the eWa on the map… the man who made the eWa a household name is back on the block… Its been a long seven months… but at long last.. The REAL DEAL has come back home…
First off, let me say this… Triple H… HBK… You know i still gots your back… I see yall still holding sh*t down like i knew you would…The king of headgames still bleeds neon green, and that is something that will never change… TRD is DX and DX is the real deal, if you know what i mean… Its time we rip sh*t up again, and I think we got a lot of catching up to do…
Second…
Omega… You big bald ass kicking son of a bitch… I’m not quite sure if you still around, but i’m hoping you are… All the matchs i’ve had with you over the last 3 years have been by far the most challenging of my career… And if you aint around, i’m bettin you a dollar your ass is comin back to stand toe to toe with the O.G. once again… Because i know that deep down inside that souless chest of yours, you know that youve been out done by yours truely, and i know that something inside you wants to put it all on the table to see which one of us truely is the better man… Its ok to admit that i, The REAL DEAL, owns you… Its ok to admit that you got that ass handed to you by the one and only… Its ok big man… Youre just at the front of a long ass muhfu*kin line of bitch ass ho’s thats been owned by TRD… Its all good big man… Any one that matters in this federation has been beat down by me, INCLUDING YOU… Its happened before… And undoubtably will happen again…
Third…
The ever present thorn in my side… The man that has spent his entire career trying to be like me…The man that has done everything in his power to copy my style… The man that costed me my empire… Lone Jobber… Hey Lone Jobber, i gotta question for ya… Why aint you dead yet? Why hasnt someone come along and left you belly up lying in a ditch somewhere? I mean, am i the only person that has the ability to make jobber lose his mind?You know something Blow Jobber? I tried to give to you… and i’m not talking about all the ass kickings i gave you… I tried to give to you the one thing every son of a bitch in our industry wants… I tried to give you my friendship… I put trust in you… and what did you do? You took the easy raod for a cheap pop and tried to put a screw job on me… BUT… Did you succeed? Did you get what you wanted? Nope…. That ass failed… As usual… Just like every other bittle that has tried to make something of themselves… Does the name DEREK ring a bell?Disgrace runs in the blood line huh jobs…Maybe ruin and utter failure just comes natural, like prostitution does to your momma, and homosexuality to Cuban pete… Lone Jobber, why is it i waste my time on you? Can you answer that for me?
Now…
What has J.Mack been doing since we last saw him back in march?… Dont Fuckin worry about what J.Mack has been doing, instead, look at this biceps… ( flexes ) This biceps is bigger than the futures of most eWa midcarders… You know, people like Kid Money and Halo… Little sh*t spittin dick smokers… Dont worry bout what i’ve been doing, instead, worry about what i’m about to do… Now i could stand here and talk and talk about the warpath i’m about to rip through my eWa, but i’m not… All you muhfu*kers know me… You know how i do it and what a superstar like me brings to the table… Look at the track record… look at what i’ve done… Ask Nuclear Bomb, oh wait, i killed his fu*kin ass… I started a nuclear holocast in the eWa, and the fallout is sure to come… the extreme wrestling alliance is about to get extreme again, and The Real Deal is the madman thats leading the charge…
Extreme Theater fades to black…
Mark:Lets get back to the ring for more action…
eWa Television Championship Steel Cage Match
Triple H(c) vs Steve Austin
Pa Announcer:This next match is a STEEL CAGE MATCH and is for the eWa Television Championship.. The way to win this match is via pinfall, submission or escaping the cage… Now introducing first the challenger… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN…
(“I won’t do what you tell me” plays as Steve Austin walks in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in tonight at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The eWa Television Champion… The Game… TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Well Rhino… There is no where for them to run or no where for them to hide… Its Stone Cold vs The Game… And they are locked inside the steel cage…
Rhino:You can tell just any second they will explode and tear in to one another…
Mark:Both men starring each other down in the center of the ring…And right now Stone Cold nails Triple H with a right hand… And Triple H comes back with a right hand of his own as well…
Rhino:It’s a back and forth brawl right now…
Mark:Triple H ducks a right hand and kicks Stone Cold in to the midsection… And nails him with a hangman’s neckbreaker… As Triple H now stomps away at Steve Austin as he is down on the canvas…
Rhino:This is where Triple H starts to show why he is the cerebral assassin…
Mark:Stone Cold gets back up to his feet and Triple H clips Steve Austin from behind… Triple H is now working on the right knee of Steve Austin…
Rhino:This is the cerebral assassin kicking in…
Mark:Triple H pulls Steve Austin in to the middle of the ring… And Triple H is locking in the Indian death lock…
Rhino:We haven’t seen that move in a while from Triple H…
Mark:Triple H has the Indian death lock locked on real good… As Steve Austin is trying to get to the ropes… Trying to break the hold…
Rhino:The Only way to break the hold is to get to the ropes…
Mark:You can see the pain in the face of Steve Austin as he is trying to get to the ropes… And Steve Austin is able to make it to the ropes…
Rhino:And Steve Austin is glad he got there because he was in some big time trouble…
Mark:Steve Austin is trying to get back up to his feet and Triple H goes back to the leg and clips Steve Austin again from behind…
Rhino:Triple H has a game plan… And he is executing to perfection right now…
Mark:Triple H locks in the figure four leg lock now… And it is locked in the center of the ring…
Rhino:The Game is not using the steel cage… He is out wrestling Stone Cold right now…
Mark:Steve Austin is trying to turn Triple H over and put Triple H in some pain…
Rhino:Stone Cold almost has Triple H over and now he turns him over…
Mark:Triple H is now in some pain…
Rhino:But So is Stone Cold…As he has the hold locked in on Triple H but it is putting pressure on his knee as well…
Mark:Triple H quickly breaks the hold so he doesn’t do any more damage to his own knee…
Rhino:Right now Triple H pulls himself back up to his feet and so does Steve Austin…
Mark:Steve Austin spins Triple H around and nails him with right hands… Stone Cold sends Triple H for the ride and nails him with a knee to the midsection…
Rhino:Stone Cold just came off the ropes and nailed Triple H with a big time clothesline…
Mark:Steve Austin is quickening the pace right now as he grabs Triple H by the head and throws him face first in to the steel cage…
Rhino:Triple H stagers back up…
Mark:And Triple H gets thrown in to the steel cage again on the other side…
Rhino:Things are not looking good for Triple H at the moment…
Mark:Steve Austin sends Triple H in to the corner… And now Steve Austin is stomping away at Triple H in the corner…
Rhino:Triple H said he wasn’t going to let Steve Austin stomp a mudhole in him and walk it dry but that’s exactly what Stone Cold is doing right now…
Mark:Steve Austin sends Triple H back in to the ropes and connects with the Lou Thez press with right hands to Triple H…
Rhino:Austin comes off and drops the elbow to Triple H… I have to tell you Mark… Things aren’t looking good for The Game at the moment…
Mark:No they aren’t… As Steve Austin now grabs Triple H by the hair and is planning on rubbing Triple H’s face right in to the steel…
Rhino:Triple H nails Austin in the midsection and Triple H is now the one rubbing Steve Austin’s face in to the steel cage…
Mark:Steve Austin has been busted open by Triple H as he was rubbing his face right in to the steel cage…
Rhino:Triple H is now in control as he just threw Austin face first in to the steel cage…
Mark:Triple H grabs Steve Austin now and hooks him and drops him with a snap suplex… And now Triple H stomps away at Steve Austin right in the back…
Rhino:Right now Triple H pulls Steve Austin in to the center of the ring…
Mark:Figure Four by Triple H… No… Counter by Steve Austin in to a small package 1………………………….2………………………. Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H gets back up to his feet and he took Steve Austin’s head off with a high knee..
Mark:The Game is ready for the Pedigree…
Rhino:This will not be good for Stone Cold…
Mark:Triple H has him hooked… LOW BLOW by Stone Cold… And Steve Austin now has Triple H… SLINGSHOT IN TO THE STEEL CAGE by Austin…
Rhino:Now that’s a good counter to the pedigree..
Mark:Steve Austin spins Triple H around… STUNNER… Stone Cold Stunner on Triple H…
Rhino:This is it… We are going to have a new champion…
Mark:Steve Austin with the cover 1…………………………….2………………………………….3……. NEW CHAMPION! NO! Triple H had his foot on the rope…
Rhino:I don’t believe it…
Mark:And neither can Stone Cold Steve Austin… Triple H got his foot on the rope and the referee saw it and stopped his count…
Rhino:Steve Austin is up in the face of the referee…Which isn’t a smart thing…
Mark:Stone Cold turns around and Triple H with a kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE… NO… Back drop by Steve Austin…
Rhino:He saved himself right now…
Mark:Stone Cold kicks Triple H in to the midsection… STUNNER… NO… Triple H pushes him off in to the ropes… Triple H now kicks Steve Austin in the midsection… PEDIGREE BY TRIPLE H…
Rhino:The Bloody Stone Cold is down and out…
Mark:Here is the cover 1……………………………..2………………………….3…… ITS OVER…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Television Champion… TRIPLE H…
Rhino:Triple H survived the steel cage match…
Mark:It was one hell of a steel cage match… But now its main event time though… Lets get back to the ring…
eWa Undisputed World Championship Ladder Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs John Cena
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Ladder Match and is for the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first the challenger… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 237 Pounds… One Half of the eWa Tag Team Champions JOHN CENA…
(“Word Life” plays as John Cena enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Current and defending eWa Undisputed World Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:Rhino… Its time now…
Rhino:Michaels and Cena… In a ladder match… I have been waiting all night for this one…
Mark:And so have I and I believe the fans have been waiting for it to happen as well… John Cena gets right up in the face of the Heartbreak Kid and is really getting in to the face of Shawn Michaels and is doing some trash talking…
Rhino:But Shawn Michaels is not backing down from John Cena…
Mark:Shawn Michaels kicks Cena in the midsection and now Michaels with a side headlock on John Cena… Cena pushes Michaels in to the ropes… Cena ducks and Michaels hops over John Cena… And Cena nails Michaels with a hiptoss… And as Shawn Michaels gets back up to his feet… Gets nailed with a dropkick…
Rhino:John Cena caught him in the jaw with the dropkick… As it sends Shawn Michaels to the outside…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is trying to slow down the pace right now…
Rhino:But Cena is not letting him catch his breathe and regroup as he is going out after Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Michaels is back up near the guardrail and John Cena charges right at Michaels but Michaels with a drop toe hold and Cena goes face first in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Michaels is hammering Cena now on the outside and he is taking it to John Cena…
Mark:Shawn Michaels sends John Cena hard in to the steel steps now… The Heartbreak Kid rolls John Cena back in to the ring right now…
Rhino:And Shawn Michaels doesn’t go after the ladder but he just goes back in to the ring to work on John Cena…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid now picks up John Cena and hooks him and connects with a vertical suplex… The Heartbreak Kid now whips John Cena in to the corner hard… And Michaels connects with a running clothesline on one half of the Tag Team Champions John Cena…
Rhino:Cena isn’t looking so good at the moment Mark…
Mark:No he does not as Michaels slams him back down to the canvas right now… As Shawn Michaels heads up to the top rope…
Rhino:Cena is back up on his feet…
Mark:And Michaels connects with a double axe handle to John Cena…
Rhino:This is a point in the match where Michaels would go for the cover but since this is a ladder match that wont be happening…
Mark:Instead of going for the cover Shawn has gone to the outside to get the ladder…
Rhino:Now this match is going to get good…
Mark:Michaels is pushing the ladder back in to the ring but John Cena gets back up and baseball slides the ladder back at Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:That was a smart move by John Cena who has now gone to the outside…
Mark:Cena now picks up Shawn Michaels and drops him face first on the steel guard rail… As Cena now pushes the ladder back in to the ring right now…
Rhino:John just rolled Michaels back in to the ring as well…
Mark:The doctor of thuganomics sets the ladder up in the corner now and Cena picks up Shawn Michaels and whips him right in to the ladder…
Rhino:John Cena is setting up Shawn for something in to the ladder…
Mark:Slingshot by John Cena and it sends Shawn Michaels in to the ladder…
Rhino:Cena is using this ladder as a weapon and its really paying off for John Cena…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is in trouble right now as John Cena lays out the ladder in the middle of the ring… And now Cena slams Shawn Michaels right on to the ladder…
Rhino:When this match was more of a wrestling match it was in Shawn Michaels favor but once Shawn went after the ladder John Cena has come back in to this match up and taking control over Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Cena now sets up the ladder and is going to climb up to get the Undisputed Title…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to pull himself up in the corner… But Cena is really climbing up the ladder…
Mark:Shawn with a low blow to John Cena…
Rhino:Cena will now be rapping at a higher pitch for a while…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has Cena hooked… POWERBOMB from the ladder…
Rhino:What a move by The Heartbreak Kid to John Cena…
Mark:Both men are down on the canvas… Trying to regroup right now…
Rhino:Shawn is the first one back up to his feet and now has the ladder…
Mark:Shawn rams the ladder right in to the head of John Cena as he got up to his feet…
Rhino:That was brutal ladder shot by HBK…
Mark:Michaels now still has the ladder and nails Cena again as he got back up on his feet…
Rhino:We are seeing the vicious mean streak coming out of Shawn Michaels right now…
Mark:John Cena is staggering back up to his feet as Michaels lays the ladder out in the middle of the ring… Shawn has Cena hooked and he suplexs John Cena right on to the ladder…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is in control of this match up…
Mark:Michaels scoops up and slams Cena back down to the canvas…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels sets the ladder up as Michaels starts climbing up the ladder…
Mark:Big Splash MISSES BY HBK.. As John Cena moved out of the way of the big splash from Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels went high risk and it backfired for Shawn…
Mark:Cena now is starting to get back up to his feet and so does Shawn Michaels… And Cena scores with right hands…
Rhino:Cena is starting to feel it right now…
Mark:Cena with a backbody drop to Michaels as he sent him for a ride with that one… As Michaels gets back up to his feet he gets taken down from a clothesline…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in trouble…
Mark:Cena lays the ladder out as Michaels is back up to his feet…
Rhino:This isn’t looking good for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:F-U REMIX RIGHT ON TO THE LADDER BY JOHN CENA…
Rhino:What a move by John Cena… I believe Shawn Michaels is done for right now…
Mark:I would think he would be after that one… As Cena hit his finisher and it could have finished Michaels off for good…
Rhino:John Cena sets up the ladder and is beginning to climb up to get the belt…
Mark:Michaels is starting to move…
Rhino:But Cena is almost there… I don’t think Michaels will be able to get there and stop him…
Mark:But he does as he pushes the ladder over and John Cena hot shots the top rope as both men are down again on the canvas…
Rhino:Shawn used everything he had left to knock Cena over…
Mark:For now Michaels is starting to move as he sets up the ladder again in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn is starting to climb to get his championship…
Mark:Cena is starting to climb up the other side of the ladder right now…
Rhino:Brawl on the top of the ladder…
Mark:Right hands back and forth between both men… Cena now blocks the right hand from Michaels and he slams Shawn Michaels in to the top of the ladder…
Rhino:Cena is trying to knock Shawn Michaels off the ladder…
Mark:The Ladder is tipping over Rhino…
Rhino:And both men just crashed to the canvas hard…
Mark:John Cena and Shawn Michaels are down on the canvas and they are down and out right now…
Rhino:Both men are just starting to move…
Mark:Cena with a right hand… Michaels with a right hand as well…
Rhino:They are just using everything they have to score with those right hands…
Mark:John Cena whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… Michaels ducks the clothesline… And Cena turns around… Superkick… Blocked by Cena… And Cena scoops up Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Cena is going for the F-U Remix again…
Mark:Michaels gets out of the F-U remix and pushes Cena in to the top rope… SWEET CHIN MUSIC…
Rhino:And that superkick sent Cena to the outside…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is setting up the ladder and is starting to climb the ladder…
Rhino:Cena is now just starting to move…
Mark:But is he going to be to late…
Rhino:Cena just rolled in to the ring…
Mark:Michaels grabs the belt… And its OVER… Michaels retains…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion SHAWN MICHAELS…
Rhino:What a back and forth match…This was one hell of a ladder match…
Mark:Neither man had a big advantage… But John Cena gave it his all in this one though…
Rhino:I am spent Mark…
Mark:Me too… Good Night Everyone… We will see you on October 21st… GOOD NIGHT…
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