Super Sunday Night Spectacular 09-10-06
Mark:The Joe here in Detroit is a rockin… As we are live in the Motor City… For Super Sunday Night Spectacular… And tonight our Main Event is going to be taken to the EXTREME here in the EWA… As we bring back the Razor Wire Cage Match…
Rhino:This match up goes beyond Barbed Wire… Its Razor Wire as Aaron Marx and Sting do battle for the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:Who will be Buried Alive? Will it be the EWA Tag Team Champions The Outsiders or The Legion of Doom?
Rhino:The Outsiders have been on a roll as Tag Champs… Will it continue? We will have to wait and see…
Mark:Rumor has it Shane McMahon is here tonight and he is going to be making an announcement regarding Glory… Plus Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson and Megumi Kudo do battle inside Hell in a Cell… Plus alot more… So why waste anytime and get started with our Opening Contest…
Shawn Michaels vs Demon Child
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…
(“Warning” Plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway…Demon Child and Shawn Michaels locks up in the center of the ring…Headlock by HBK grinding away at Demon Child… Demon Child begins fighting out of it with shots to the ribs of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Demon is starting to break the grip of HBK…
Mark:Demon Child shoves HBK off in to the ropes… Demon Child with a leap frog… Michaels goes underneath… HBK comes off the ropes… Head Scissors takeover by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Nice move… Demon is getting right back up though…
Mark:Demon Child staggers up near the ropes… Running Clothesline by Shawn Michaels sending Demon Child to the outside of the ring….
Rhino:Shawn Michaels skinned the cat back in to the ring…
Mark:The Showstopper is now heading to the top rope…
Rhino:Demon Child is now standing up right…
Mark:HBK Flies… Demon Child catches him in midair and rams him right in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:That high risk chance backfired on Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Demon Child now grabs Michaels and rams him backfirst right in to the ringpost again…
Rhino:Everyone knows about the history of Shawn Michaels and his back problems and Demon Child is right now working over that part of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Demon Child rolls Shawn Michaels back in to the ring… In the ring Demon Child begins stomping away at the back of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Demon just dropped all of his weight right on to the back of The Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Camel Clutch now by Demon Child as he sits on the back of Shawn Michaels and is pulling up on the neck… Trying to wear down The Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:Shawn is trying to reach for the ropes…
Mark:As Shawn reaches for the ropes Demon Child breaks up the hold and drops his weight on to the back of HBK…
Rhino:You could see Demon Child has return to the EWA with alot more aggressive nature…
Mark:Handful of hair by Demon Child as he whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… HBK comes off the ropes… Tilt a whirl backbreaker by Demon Child… Demon goes for the cover 1……………………..2…………….Kickout by HBK…
Rhino:Michaels is really hurting now…
Mark:Demon Child grabs Shawn Michaels and sends him hard in to the corner…Shawn Michaels comes staggering out of the corner… Kick to the midsection… POWERBOMB!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels was drilled right in to the mat…
Mark:Demon Child goes for the cover on HBK 1……………………….2……………..3…NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Demon Child thought he had him right there…
Mark:Demon Child is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on his feet…
Rhino:Looks like he is setting up for the Demon Drop…
Mark:DEMON DROP! NO! Backslide by HBK 1………………….2………………..Kickout by Demon Child…
Rhino:Both men are back up…
Mark:Both men go at one another… Double Clothesline…
Rhino:They both were thinking of the same move and they both are down on the canvas…
Mark:The referee is counting both men down and out right now…Demon Child is back up…
Rhino:Shawn is slowly back up as well…
Mark:Pull of the hair as Demon Child whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… Clothesline ducked by Shawn Michaels… HBK comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:They are down again…
Mark:Nip Up by HBK…
Rhino:Its the second wind for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Right hands to Demon Child as he got back up on his feet… Atomic Drop by HBK…
Rhino:Look at the fire in Shawn Michaels right now…
Mark:Scoop up and slam down to the canvas… As The Heartbreak Kid heads to the top rope…
Rhino:Look up at the ramp… Its Paparazzi Productions…
Mark:He is filming this match up from the entrance way and he watches Shawn Michaels drop the big elbow on Demon Child…
Rhino:Shawn has made the challenge for Glory and the face to face next week at Wednesday Night Xtreme…
Mark:Shawn Michaels tells Paparazzi Productions to “Suck It” as the band begins to get tuned up…
Rhino:Demon Child is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Ducked by Demon Child… Demon Child goes for it… DEMON DROP! NO! Countered out by Shawn Michaels… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Michaels hit as Demon Child turned around…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks the leg 1………………….2…………………3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS…
Rhino:What an opener as Shawn Michaels continues to roll here in the EWA…
Christian vs Lone Jobber
Written by DPrincedso
MARK: It’s been a long time since we’ve seen Shawn Michaels open up here but we saw it tonight.
RHINO: I thought Demon Child was fired.
MARK: Maybe that was a last chance match? Who knows? All I know is that we’ve got Jobber and Christian next and I’ve been looking forward to Christian’s return in quite some time.
RHINO: And just like Demon Child, Christian’s got one hell of a test on his hands tonight.
(“Just Close Your Eyes” by Waterproof Blonde plays throughout Joe Louis Arena)
P. A. ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, this next contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada and weighing in at 215 pounds….CHRISTIAN!
MARK: Christian on his way to the ring after a long time away from the EWA.
RHINO: I heard he got hurt.
MARK: He claims to have been shooting movies. Either way, Captain Charisma has returned and is now in the ring. Didn’t take long at all. New entrance?
RHINO: Maybe he thought he’d try something different.
(“I Want It All” by Queen plays throughout Joe Louis Arena)
P. A. ANNOUNCER: And his opponent….currently residing the Slaughter House and weighing in at 235 pounds….LONE JOBBER!
MARK: I always wonder which Slaughter House Jobber is staying in.
RHINO: Several globally built means needle in a haystack basically. Jobber kind of jogging to the ring too. They in a hurry or what? Maybe Jobber was just mocking WHOA!
MARK: Lone Jobber with a tackle and down goes Christian! Jobber with something that all of us have done in simple fighting trying to catch Christian off and it works.
RHINO: Trying to capitalize on the ring rust here.
MARK: We’ve seen Jobber rather reluctantly teaming with HBK for a while and now he’s competing against Christian and the mounted punches are broken and Christian pretty much runs the hell away by sliding out the ring.
RHINO: Christian asking for a time out. THERE’S NO TIME OUTS IN WRESTLING!
MARK: Christian making his way over here. Where the hell is Lone Jobber going? Jobber went out on the opposite ring and went under the ring for something. He’s got something over there and is trying to sneak up on Christian here. Get back to the match, Christian!
CHRISTIAN: I just thought I’d come over here and offer you two a little of my charisma because you two could get any if it fell on your laps! Yeah! You couldn’t get any charisma either!
RHINO: Don’t you have something better to do that make jokes about us? How about wrestling?
CHRISTIAN: Get me some real competition! I might be the greatest superstar here in the EWA, but even I’m gonna eventually get tired of carrying Lone Jobber here! My peeps out here? They’re on the verge on a popcorn break here because you got me against Jobber. I can be put in a match with a paper bag and make it look good and despite the fact that I look way better than Tom Cruise, it’s mission impossible trying to help Lone Jobber look good. What the hell?
MARK: Christian just turned around as Jobber got all Metal Gear and sneaked up on Christian while holding a small cardboard box. Snake’s box was as big as his body. That’s a fry box.
RHINO: Can this match make sense soon?
MARK: Jobber pull out a banana peel from the box. Banana peel? What kinda weapon is that?
RHINO: You know who left that there! Christian is crackin’ up!
CHRISTIAN: YEAH! Thanks to that idiot president of ours, you don’t have anything you can use against me! That’s the only way you’ll get any “a-peel” here in the EWA especially since OOOFFFFF!
MARK: I can try to call this as Jobber threw the banana peel in front of Christian, pretended to slip on it and threw one of the strangest drop kicks I’ve even seen!
RHINO: Jobber kinda bounced his head off the floor a bit hard after that too.
MARK: Jobber hitting the floor a bit hard there but rolls Christian in the ring microphone and all. Look at Christian back off again as Jobber gets up and walks him down!
RHINO: Christian’s spent more time parked on his rear than up on his feet during this whole damn thing!
MARK: Christian just tossed the microphone….SMALL PACKAGE! 1! 2! 3! 3? Did Christian just win this match?
RHINO: I don’t know!
P. A. ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner….CHRISTIAN!
MARK: Christian just won this match here! We’ve got to see the replay here! Okay, Christian tosses the microphone and out of instinct, Jobber goes to catch it. Christian jumps a bit, locks in a small package. Look at that! Feet on the ropes and a hand-full of Jobber Jeans! Three count and Christian immediately rolling out the ring here after he heard the bell. Jobber got up and was pretty upset and it looked like he may have kicked out but he didn’t. Christian pulling off a robbery here in Detroit! Look at Christian with that sarcastic look of surprise on his face! Pointing at his head as if to say he outsmarted Jobber here tonight!
RHINO: He did, Mark. It’s the EWA. There’s no such thing as illegal leverage here.
MARK: But it’s not used here! Who needs it?
RHINO: Christian didn’t but used it anyway.
MARK: The intros were longer than this match! Christian pulling off a quick one here as we get set for Kudo and Henderson: HELL IN THE CELL!
Hell in a Cell
Megumi Kudo vs Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson
*If Megumi Kudo doesnt compete, Shes Fired!
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Hell in a Cell Match set for one fall… Introducing first…From Koshigaya, Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds… MEGUMI KUDO…
(The Japanese National Anthem plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her Opponent… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… BRIAN “HALF DOLLAR” HENDERSON…
(“Im Back” plays as Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson enters the arena…)
Mark:Megumi Kudo and Brian Henderson circling one another in the center of the ring…
Rhino:They are looking at the structure surrounding them…
Mark:Brian Henderson goes for a clothesline on Megumi Kudo… Kudo ducks the clothesline and Henderson turns right around and Megumi Kudo connects with stiff forearms right to the face of Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now knocking Half Dollar back in to the ropes…
Mark:Irish whip by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson in to the ropes… Half Dollar comes off the ropes… Hurricanranna by Megumi Kudo as Half Dollar came off the ropes…
Rhino:Nice move by Kudo…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson gets back up on to his feet… Kudo with a kick to the midsection… Enziguri by Megumi Kudo to Half Dolla and he is now rolling to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is looking right down at Brian Henderson…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with a full head of steam… Megumi Kudo dives through the ropes… Brian Henderson ducks and Megumi Kudo goes crashing right in to the cell…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo took a chance and it didnt pay off right there…
Mark:Brian Henderson now scoops up Megumi Kudo and throws Megumi Kudo face first in to the cage cell…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now trying to use the cage to get back up on her feet…
Mark:Running Clothesline smashing Megumi Kudo in to the cage by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson… Henderson with a cover on the outside 1………………….2………..Kickout by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Henderson is taking control over this match as he has a 100 pound weight advantage over Megumi Kudo and he is using it right now…
Mark:Brian Henderson now looking underneath the ring and has found a barbed wire bat…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo wanted to see some barbed wire and now she is going to be seeing it up front and personal…
Mark:Brian Henderson comes charging at Megumi Kudo… Drop Toe Hold by Megumi Kudo and Brian Henderson goes face first right in to the barbed wire bat…
Rhino:Kudo saw him coming and now Henderson is starting to bleed…
Mark:The blood is dripping out of the forehead of Brian Henderson as he gets back up on to his feet… Megumi Kudo grabs the barbed wire and smacks Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson right in the face…
Rhino:That was one hell of a shot…
Mark:Megumi Kudo rolls Half Dollar in to the ring… Kudo with the baseball bat and drives the barbed wire right in to the head of Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Henderson is really bleeding now…
Mark:Megumi Kudo rolls to the outside of the ring and is now bringing a steel chair in to the ring… Megumi Kudo lays the chair on the face of Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now climbing up to the top rope…
Mark:Leg Drop across the steel chair from the top rope by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:That was one hell of a move from Megumi Kudo and Henderson has a glazed look on his face right now…
Mark:Megumi Kudo goes for the cover 1…………………………..2……………3….NO! Brian Henderson gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was a close call for Brian Henderson…
Mark:Megumi Kudo now picks up the steel chair and is waiting for Brian Henderson to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Henderson is really bleeding right now as he staggers up…
Mark:Steel doesnt meet Skull as Brian Henderson moves out of the way of the chair shot by Megumi Kudo…Henderson spins Megumi Kudo around… Implant DDT driving Megumi Kudo in to the mat…
Rhino:Brian Henderson is now picking up the steel chair that Megumi Kudo dropped…
Mark:Half Dollar waits and then connects on to Megumi Kudo with a hard steel chair shot…
Rhino:Henderson grabs the baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire and is looking to do some damage…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson now rips at the forehead of Megumi Kudo with the barbed wire…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now bleeding just like Half Dollar is…
Mark:You can see the blood of Megumi Kudo is staining the mat… Megumi Kudo gets staggered up on to his feet… Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson lifts up Megumi Kudo in a press slam…
Rhino:This is not going to be for Megumi Kudo…
Mark:OH MY GOD! Megumi Kudo gets thrown out of the ring by Brian Henderson and Megumi Kudo goes right in to the cell…
Rhino:I cant believe that…
Mark:Neither can I… Brian Henderson now goes to the outside of the ring and is now rubbing her face right in to the cage opening up the cut on her forehead…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is not in good shape right now…
Mark:Brian Henderson lifts up Megumi Kudo and slams Half Dollar in to the cell and then right on the ground as he now goes for the cover 1………………………….2………………3……NO! Megumi Kudo kicks out…
Rhino:Half Dollar grabs Megumi Kudo and rolls her back in to the ring…
Mark:Half Dollar kicks Megumi Kudo in the midsection… Henderson hooks her up…SITDOWN POWERBOMB!
Rhino:Megumi Kudo was drilled right in to the canvas…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is down as Henderson goes for the cover on Megumi Kudo 1………………………..2…………………….3………NO! Megumi Kudo gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:How tough is Megumi Kudo right now…
Mark:She is showing her toughness kicking out…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson now is waiting for Megumi Kudo to get up on her feet…
Mark:Megumi Kudo turns around… Half Dollar goes to trip her up… Megumi Kudo with an elbow underneath the jaw…
Rhino:Henderson is now staggering around…
Mark:Kudo grabs the baseball bat… Henderson turns around… Barbed Wire Bat to the skull of Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Half Dollar is down and I think out…
Mark:Megumi Kudo hooks the leg 1………………………..2…………………….3………….NO! Brian Henderson gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now waiting for Brian Henderson to get up on to his feet…
Mark:Kick to the midsection by Megumi Kudo of Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson… Kudo goes to lift of Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson… Henderson counters with a back drop…
Rhino:Half Dollar grabs the steel chair…
Mark:Megumi Kudo turns around… Steel Chair across the skull of Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:What a shot…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson goes for it… POCKET CHANGE!
Rhino:Will Megumi Kudo tap out?
Mark:The Pocket Change is locked in and Megumi Kudo has lost alot of blood…
Rhino:She is trying to reach the ropes…
Mark:Henderson pulls back a little more…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo isnt moving…
Mark:The referee is checking on Megumi Kudo… The referee lifts up the arm of Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson has the Pocket Change locked in…
Mark:The Referee stops the match… Megumi Kudo has passed out…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BRIAN “Half Dollar” HENDERSON…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo passed out and Brian Henderson picks up the win…
Mark:Brian Henderson is back on the winning track as we get set to see the EWA World Champion in action…
Triple H vs “Real Deal” Nic Williams
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is a Non Title Match… Introducing first… From Duncan, Oklahoma… Weighing in at 200 Pounds… The Real Deal NIC WILLIAMS…
(“Land of Confussion” plays as Nic Williams enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Game TRIPLE H…
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Nic Williams gets face to face with the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:This is the debut of Nic Williams in the EWA… Is he the Real Deal? We are going to find out right now…
Mark:Triple H connects with a couple of right hands to Nic Williams… Williams gets backed up in to the ropes by The Game… Irish whip… Williams coming off the ropes… Triple H ducks his head and Nic Williams kicks him right in the face…
Rhino:He kicked The Game right in the nose…
Mark:And its a big nose… Kick to the midsection and Williams connects with a gut wrench suplex… Quick cover by Nic Williams 1……………….2………….Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Go behind by Nic Williams… Belly to back suplex by Nic Williams…
Rhino:Nic Williams is coming out very strong here in the early going…
Mark:What is impressive is that he is giving up sixty pounds to The Game and is able to control the pace of the match up thus far is impressive…
Rhino:The Game is back up in the corner…
Mark:Nic Williams charges at the game in the corner… Running Clothesline…
Rhino:The Game is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Release German Suplex by Nic Williams as he goes for the cover 1…………………..2…………………Kickout by The Game…
Rhino:Nic Williams is the Real Deal at the moment…
Mark:Triple H up at the ropes… Nic Williams goes for a clothesline… Ducked by The Game… Neckbreaker by Triple H as he ducked out of the way of the clothesline…
Rhino:Nice counter by The Game…
Mark:Triple H backs Nic Williams up in to the corner with hard knife edge chops…
Rhino:You can hear the chops echo through out the arena…
Mark:Triple H now with a couple of right hands before sending Nic in to the farside corner… Nic comes out of the corner… High back body drop by Triple H…
Rhino:Nic went flying high right there…
Mark:Nic Williams now back up on to his feet… Triple H snaps him over with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Triple H is now pacing the match up the way he wants it and he is showing why he is the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Triple H with a running knee drop right on to Nic Williams… Triple H lines him up again and another running knee drop in to the face of Nic Williams… Triple H with a cover 1……………………..2……….Williams gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Nic Williams is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Irish whip by The Game… Williams comes off the ropes… Running High Knee by The Game…
Rhino:He caught Nic right in the face…
Mark:Cover by The Game 1…………………….2…………………Kickout by Nic Williams…
Rhino:Triple H is enjoying himself right now…
Mark:Triple H pulls Nic Williams up… Go Behind by Triple H… Sleeper Hold!
Rhino:The Game has it locked in…
Mark:Nic Williams is starting to fade away…
Rhino:Triple H has Nic Williams right where he wants him right now…
Mark:The referee lifts up the arm of Nic Williams and it drops once…
Rhino:Nic is in trouble as the arm just dropped again…
Mark:One more time and it is over…
Rhino:Triple H has a big smile on his face…
Mark:The arm goes up and goes down… NO! Nic Williams is still alive…
Rhino:There is no more smile on the face of Triple H now…
Mark:Shots to the ribs by Nic Williams…Triple H gets sent off in to the ropes… Dropkick by Nic Williams…
Rhino:He caught The Game square in the jaw…
Mark:Nic Williams back up on his feet as Triple H gets up as well… Williams with right hands to The Game sending him in to the corner…The Game comes out of it… Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex…
Rhino:What a suplex that was as he has the EWA World Heavyweight Champion in trouble…
Mark:The Game staggers around…Kick to the midsection… DEALS OVER! NO! The Game shoves him off in to the ropes…Williams comes off the ropes… SPINEBUSTER! By The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Nic William’s head bounced right off the canvas…
Mark:Triple H now grabs Nic Williams… Here it comes… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Thats gonna be it right there…
Mark:Triple H hooks the leg 1………………………….2…………………3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H…
Rhino:The Game stays on his throne even in a Non Title Match up…
Mark:Nic Williams was impressive… But just couldnt handle The Game… Can Doug Kinsella handle a Handicap Match in his return… Lets find out as we send it back to the ring for the introductions…
Handicap Match
Doug Kinsella vs William McConnell & Jason Cain w/Magnum
Pa Announcer:The next contest is set for One Fall and is a Handicap Match… Introducing first…Representing The Core…Weighing in at 500 Pounds… JASON CAIN and WILLIAM McCONNELL… THE CORE…
(“Higher Brain Pattern” plays as The Core enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their Opponent… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA…
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Mark:The Core is in the ring staring down Doug Kinsella who is on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:McConnell and Cain are in the ring and Doug is trying to get in to the ring…
Mark:This match up was ordered by Shane McMahon after Doug Kinsella attacked him at Summertime Blowout…
Rhino:Kinsella is ready for action as he is now on the ring apron…
Mark:Magnum is on the outside of the ring watching the back of The Core…Doug Kinsella comes sliding in to the ring and The Core goes right to work…
Rhino:The Core is stomping away at Doug Kinsella as he slid in to the ring…
Mark:Its two on one with The Core taking it right to Doug Kinsella… McConnell & Cain whip Doug Kinsella in to the ropes… Kinsella comes off the ropes… Double Clothesline by The Core laying out Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Kinsella is getting back up on his feet…
Mark:McConnell kicks Kinsella in the midsection… Swinging Neckbreaker by The Answer…
Rhino:Jason Cain is now standing on the apron as they will have to tag in and out in this match up…
Mark:McConnell now grabs Doug Kinsella and backs him up in to the corner… Hard chops to the chest of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Wooo!
Mark:William McConnell whips Doug Kinsella in to the farside corner… Running Clothesline by McConnell… Kinsella comes staggering out of the corner… Powerslam by William McConnell…
Rhino:Look at Jason Cain sleeping in the corner… Taunting Doug Kinsella who is in trouble right now…
Mark:McConnell goes for the cover 1………………2……….Kickout by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:McConnell is bringing Doug Kinsella in to the corner…
Mark:Tag in by McConnell as Jason Cain is now in the ring… Cain hooks up Kinsella… Floatover Suplex by Jason Cain as he now goes for the cover 1………………..2…………….Kickout by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Kinsella is now pulling himself up with the ropes…
Mark:Jason Cain hooks up Doug Kinsella… Suplex… No Kinsella gets out of it… Go behind by Kinsella… German Suplex by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Kinsella is now trying to start getting in to a little groove…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now hooks up Jason Cain.. Exploder Suplex by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Nice suplex by Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Jason Cain is staggering up on to his feet… Kinsella with a go behind… DK Slam by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Kinsella drove an elbow right in to the ribs of Jason Cain as he brought him down…
Mark:As Kinsella now goes for a cover 1…………………..2……. Jason Cain kicks out…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has taken back control of this contest…
Mark:Jason Cain is staggering up on his feet…Doug Kinsella scoops up Jason Cain… Running Powerslam by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Cain was drilled right in to the canvas…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks the leg 1……………………..2……………………William McConnell comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Jason Cain is in trouble as Doug Kinsella isnt as a disadvantage anymore…
Mark:Doug Kinsella slams Jason Cain down to the canvas… Kinsella with a running dropkick knocking William McConnell off the apron…
Rhino:Now its One on One with William McConnell out of the picture for the moment…
Mark:Kinsella now hooks up Jason Cain… FINAL TOUCH!
Rhino:Jason Cain has been laid out…
Mark:Doug Kinsella goes for the cover on Jason Cain…
Rhino:Magnum is on the ring apron distracting the referee…
Mark:Kinsella has Jason Cain pinned in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now getting up and he knocks Magnum off of the apron…
Mark:William McConnell is in the ring… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella was just laid out with that kick…
Mark:Jason Cain gets his arm on top of Doug Kinsella as the referee counts 1……………………..2…………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners WILLIAM McCONNELL and JASON CAIN…
Rhino:The Core uses the numbers game to its advantage and picks up the win…
Mark:Look who is coming down to the ring right now…
Rhino:Its Shane McMahon…
Mark:Shane McMahon is walking past Doug Kinsella as the referee’s help him to the back… As Shane McMahon comes in to the ring to make some sort of announcement…
Shane:It has been ten days and no response from Rob Parks… It just shows right here and now… That Rob Parks… Is nothing more… THAN A COWARD!
Crowd:Asshole…Asshole…Asshole!
Shane:But that is not my announcement…My Announcement is that at Glory… The Main Event for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Will be Triple H and William McConnell… In the return of HELL IN A CELL… TABLES… LADDERS AND CHAIRS!
Rhino:Thats Big…
Mark:Yes it is…
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon & The Core leave the ring)
Mark:It is now time for our next contest as Shane McMahon and The Core leave…
EWA Tag Team Championship Buried Alive Match
The Outsiders(c) vs The Legion of Doom
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a BURIED ALIVE MATCH and is for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers…Weighing in at a combined weight of 560 Pounds… Road Warrior ANIMAL and HEIDENREICH… THE LEGION OF DOOM…
(“What a Rush” plays as the LOD enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Representing Degeneration X… Weighing in at a combined weight of 607 Pounds… The EWA Tag Team Champions… SCOTT HALL and KEVIN NASH… THE OUTSIDERS…
(“Break it Down” plays as The Outsiders enter the arena…)
Mark:All four men are in the center of the ring and there they go… Kevin Nash and Heidenreich are trading right hands in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Those are hard shots as both men are rocking…
Mark:Animal just sent Scott Hall hard in to the corner… Heidenreich whips Kevin Nash in to the ropes… Big Boot… Ducked by Kevin Nash… Nash kicks Heidenreich in the midsection… Scoop up and a slam by Kevin Nash…
Rhino:Hard Clothesline in the corner by Animal to Scott Hall…
Mark:Nash is now working over on Heidenreich in the corner…
Rhino:Scott Hall just rolled out of the ring…
Mark:Flying Shoulder Block by Animal from behind to Kevin Nash… Animal is now hammering Kevin Nash with shots in to the ribs…
Rhino:Heidenreich is now going outside to brawl with Scott Hall…
Mark:Animal whips Kevin Nash in to the ropes… Flying Shoulder Block by Animal again this time head on to Kevin Nash knocking down the big man…
Rhino:Scott Hall just rammed Heidenreich’s head in to the steel ring post…
Mark:DDT by Scott Hall laying Heidenreich out on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Animal is now on top of Kevin Nash hammering him with right hands…
Mark:Kevin Nash is trying to cover up and is able to knock Animal off of him…
Rhino:Scott Hall is now brawling with Heidenreich back towards the grave setup…
Mark:Clothesline by Scott Hall at the bottom of the grave setup…
Rhino:Animal is seeing that his partner is in trouble and is now heading towards to the grave site…
Mark:From behind a clothesline to the back of Scott Hall… Hall now gets scooped up by Animal and slammed right in to the hard dirt at the grave site…
Rhino:Heidenreich is trying to regain his balance to double team Scott Hall…
Mark:Hall now in trouble as The Legion of Doom double flap jack Scott Hall on to the gravesite…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is now getting up and heading over to the gravesite…
Mark:Heidenreich is now climbing up the gravesite hill…
Rhino:Animal has Scott Hall up on his shoulder… Doomsday Device coming up…
Mark:Heidenreich is about to fly… Big Boot by Kevin Nash to the side of the head of Animal…
Rhino:Kevin Nash broke up the Doomsday Device…
Mark:Heidenreich comes with a flying clothesline…Ducked by Kevin Nash and Heidenreich goes crashing in to the floor…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is now waiting for Heidenreich to turn around…
Mark:Side Walk Slam by Kevin Nash to Heidenreich…Big Boot to a charging Animal…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is bringing Animal up the gravesite to throw him in to the grave…
Mark:Kevin Nash scoops up and slams Animal down in to the grave and is now starting to throw the dirt on to Animal…
Rhino:Heidenreich just grabbed a shovel…
Mark:Shovel to the back of Kevin Nash knocking Kevin Nash in to the grave with Animal…
Rhino:Heidenreich is now trying to pull Animal out of the grave…
Mark:The Legion of Doom is now burying one half of the tag team champs alive in the grave…
Rhino:Scott Hall is now starting to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Double Low Blow by Scott Hall to the Legion of Doom…
Rhino:That is going to help Kevin Nash out…
Mark:Scott Hall is now hooking up Animal for a suplex in to the grave… Heidenreich kicks Scott Hall right in the face knocking him right in to the grave…
Rhino:The Tag Champs are in trouble…
Mark:The Legion of Doom is now in attempting to bury the tag champs alive…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is back up and is now pulling Animal in to the grave site…
Mark:Heidenreich jumps in the grave and its now a four way brawl inside the grave…
Rhino:I didnt know you could fit four people in there…
Mark:Animal just got low blowed by Scott Hall as he now trying to climb out of the grave site…
Rhino:Heidenreich has Kevin Nash hooked up…
Mark:Shovel to the back of Heidenreich knocking him out cold…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is climbing out of the grave…
Mark:The Legion of Doom is knocked out… The Outsiders do a double crotch chop… What the hell… A big mound of dirt just came down from the roof on to the Legion of Doom… The LOD has been Buried Alive…
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and STILL EWA Tag Team Champions… THE OUTSIDERS…
Rhino:The Outsiders are still running strong as EWA Tag Team Champs…
Mark:Can anyone take down The Outsiders…As we now get set for our Main Event…
EWA Television Championship Razorwire Cage Match
Sting(c) vs Aaron Marx
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a RAZORWIRE CAGE MATCH and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Manhattan, Ny… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… AARON MARX…
(“Accidents” plays as Aaron Marx enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Venice Beach, Ca…Weighing in at 252 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion… The Man They Call STING…
(“Seek & Destroy” plays as Sting enters the arena…)
Mark:Aaron Marx and Sting are ready to do battle in our Main Event…
Rhino:This is the first time in a very long time that we have seen a Razor Wire Cage in the EWA…
Mark:Razor Wire is alot sharper than regular barbed wire and is going to do a lot more damage to both Sting and Aaron Marx if and when they make contact with it…
Rhino:I think we will see someone get in contact with the razor wire…
Mark:Sting with chops to the chest of Aaron Marx to open up this contest…
Rhino:Sting lighting up the chest of Aaron Marx…
Mark:Sting backs Aaron Marx up in to the ropes with chops… Irish whip by Sting… Aaron Marx comes off the ropes… Hip Toss by Sting sending Aaron Marx in to the canvas… Marx gets up and gets taken over one more time with a hip toss…
Rhino:Aaron Marx is getting right back up…
Mark:Sting grabs Aaron Marx by the head… Sting goes to ram Aaron Marx’s head in to the razor wire… Aaron Marx blocks it as he puts his foot up against the ropes…
Rhino:Aaron Marx doesnt want any part of the Razor wire…
Mark:Aaron Marx with shots to the ribs of Sting…Belly to back Suplex by Aaron Marx dropping Sting on the back of his head…
Rhino:Marx is on the middle rope…
Mark:Leg Drop from the middle rope dropped right on to Sting… Marx goes for a quick cover 1…………….2………..Kickout by Sting…
Rhino:Aaron Marx is now waiting for Sting to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Head on Collision Bulldog by Aaron Marx to Sting driving him in to the mat… Marx goes for another cover 1……………………..2……………….Kickout by Sting again…
Rhino:Aaron Marx is now looking around at the cage and sees the razor wire sticking out…
Mark:Marx grabs Sting by the hair and oh my… Sting’s forehead just got raked right across the razor wire and the blood is starting to flow from the forehead of Sting…
Rhino:The blood is turning his white face paint red…
Mark:Aaron Marx grabs Sting and throws him right in to the cage…
Rhino:The Stinger is in a lot of trouble right now…
Mark:Aaron Marx hooks up Sting… The Fallout!
Rhino:Sting is in bad shape after taking the Fallout and the shots in to the cage…
Mark:Aaron Marx goes for the cover 1………………………..2………………3…NO! Sting gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Aaron Marx is now starting to get a little frustrated as he is not able to keep Sting down…
Mark:Sting is now staggering up on to his feet in the corner… Marx with shots to the ribs of Sting in the corner… Hard Irish whip by Aaron Marx sending Sting in to the corner… Aaron Marx comes charging with a splash like Sting… Sting moves out of the way and Aaron Marx hits the corner…
Rhino:Aaron Marx is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Scorpion Death Drop by The Stinger…
Rhino:Can Sting make the cover?
Mark:Sting after losing alot of blood and crawls over to Aaron Marx… Heres the cover 1……………………2…………….3…NO! Aaron Marx kicks out…
Rhino:Aaron Marx is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Sting hooks up Aaron Marx and is trying to throw him in to the razor wire…
Rhino:Aaron Marx is trying to block it…
Mark:Aaron blocks… But Sting drops him right on to the top rope…
Rhino:Aaron just got crotched…
Mark:Sting backs up and gets a full head of steam… STINGER SPLASH! NO! Aaron Marx ducked and Sting hit the razor wire head on…
Rhino:Aaron Marx saved himself right there…
Mark:Another Fallout Suplex by Aaron Marx laying out Sting…
Rhino:Aaron Marx is now heading up to the top rope…
Mark:X MARX!
Rhino:Aaron Marx hit his move…
Mark:Marx hooks the leg 1………………………..2……………………3……….NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Television Champion… AARON MARX…
Rhino:The only sure thing right now for the EWA is that Aaron Marx is the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Marx is the TV Champ… Whose Next… We will see… We will see you at WEDNESDAY NIGHT XTREME… Stayed Tune to EWAZONE DOT TK FOR LATE BREAKING NEWS… GOOD NIGHT!
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