Tuesday Night Carnage 07-22-08
Mark:We are live in Boise, Idaho for Tuesday Night Carnage… Rhino… What a Main Event we have for everyone here tonight…
Rhino:It is one tremendous Main Event when Shawn Michaels challenges James Wolf for the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:It will be Best Two of Three Falls Last Man Standing Match… So we will see which man will be the Last Man Standing when Shawn Michaels and James Wolf meet tonight in our Main Event…
Rhino:We also have a preview of the Beach Brawl Extreme Elimination Chamber match tonight…
Mark:Adam Syndal teams with the EWA World Champion Josh Stewart to take on Vertigo and Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Can Adam Syndal and Josh Stewart overcome The Godfamily? We will find out later tonight…
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Championship will also be on the line when Chris Jericho defends against Steven Eden…
Rhino:Steven Eden was impressive last week… Will he make it Two for Two…He gets a chance to do that later on tonight…
Mark:It will be an interesting Tuesday Night… So lets get the action…
(“Metalingus” plays as Edge & Lita walk in to the arena…)
Rhino:Its Edge and Lita!
Mark:We saw these two arrive earlier tonight and they are now walking down to ringside…
Rhino:It looks like they are getting a close up view of tonights action…
Mark:And I think its time we get to the action… So lets head to the ring for the introductions…
J-Twisted vs Diamond Dallas Page
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Brick City, Nj… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… J-TWISTED!
(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Jersey Shore… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
(“Self High Five” plays as Diamond Dallas Page enters the arena…)
Mark:DDP and J-Twisted lock up in the center of the ring… DDP backs J-Twisted back up in to the ropes… DDP goes for a right hand… J-Twisted ducks the right hand of DDP and now opens up and scores with a couple of right hands…J-Twisted now whips DDP off in to the ropes… Back Elbow!
Rhino:Diamond Dallas Page gets back up…
Mark:J-Twisted now rakes the eyes of DDP and slams DDP straight down to the canvas… J-Twisted now comes off the ropes and drops an elbow right down in to the midsection of DDP…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now putting the boots to DDP backing him in the corner…
Mark:J-Twisted now whips DDP in to the farside corner… DDP staggers out of the corner… J-Twisted with a back body drop…
Rhino:The new comer J-Twisted is really taking it to Diamond Dallas Page here in the early going of this match up…
Mark:J-Twisted covers DDP 1……………….2…………….DDP kicks out…
Rhino:Diamond Dallas Page is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted now kicks DDP in the midsection… Facebuster! No! Blocked by DDP who nails J-Twisted with a couple of uppercuts right underneath the jaw of J-Twisted…
Rhino:Diamond Dallas Page is backing J-Twisted up in to the corner now…
Mark:DDP now drives his shoulder right in to the midsection of J-Twisted…
Rhino:DDP is really trying to do a number to the midsection of J-Twisted…
Mark:Diamond Dallas Page now pulls J-Twisted out of the corner… Side Walk Slam! DDP goes right for the cover of J-Twisted 1…………………….2…………………..J-Twisted kicks out…
Rhino:J-Twisted is holding on to his ribs as he gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:DDP hammers J-Twisted in the midsection with a couple of hard right hands…
Rhino:J-Twisted is really getting hammered right now…
Mark:DDP now hooks up J-Twisted… Front Face Suplex! As he plants J-Twisted in to the canvas…
Rhino:DDP is in control right now…
Mark:J-Twisted is back up on to his feet in the corner…
Rhino:Diamond Dallas Page is setting J-Twisted up on the top rope…
Mark:Superplex! By Diamond Dallas Page right in to the mat…
Rhino:J-Twisted is in trouble now as DDP could have him beat…
Mark:Diamond Dallas Page covers J-Twisted 1…………………………..2…………………….3……No! J-Twisted gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right now…
Mark:J-Twisted is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:DDP is lining up J-Twisted…
Mark:DIAMOND CUTTER! NO! J-Twisted counters and spins DDP around… ONE HITTA QUITTA!
Rhino:That could be it right here and now…
Mark:J-Twisted covers Diamond Dallas Page 1…………………………..2……………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner J-TWISTED!
Rhino:Very nice debut victory for J-Twisted here in the EWA…
Mark:J-Twisted beats a former EWA Television Champion who is looking to find his way… But still to come tonight we will see the EWA World Champion Josh Stewart in action…
Rhino:Edge and Lita didn’t seem too impressed with J-Twisted…
Mark:But who would they be impressed with anyways… But its back to the ring for our next contest…
Lone Jobber vs Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… BRIAN “HALF DOLLAR” HENDERSON!
(“Im Back” plays as Brian Henderson enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway…Brian Henderson nails Lone Jobber with a couple of right hands backing him up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Brian Henderson… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Hip Toss!
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets right back up…
Mark:Half Dollar charges and scores with a clothesline taking El Presidente off of his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is crawling back to the corner…
Mark:Brian Henderson charges in at Lone Jobber in the corner and scores with a clothesline…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Swinging Neckbreaker! By Half Dollar… Brian Henderson covers Lone Jobber 1………………………2………………..Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Brian Henderson hooks up Lone Jobber… Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:Right now Brian Henderson has come out firing here after a week or two out of the ring…
Mark:Brian Henderson covers Lone Jobber again 1………………………..2……………..Lone Jobber once again kicks out…
Rhino:The Hebrew Homeboy is struggling to get back up on to his feet right now…
Mark:Brian Henderson kicks Lone Jobber in the midsection… Piledriver! No! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Lone Jobber needed to counter that piledriver…
Mark:Brian Henderson gets back up and Lone Jobber scores with a couple of hard shots backing him up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Lone Jobber… Brian Henderson comes off the ropes… Dropkick!
Rhino:Lone Jobber nailed him right in the face with that dropkick…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Half Dollar quickly 1…………………..2……………….Kickout by Half Dollar…
Rhino:Edge and Lita continue to watch on from their ringside seat…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up Brian Henderson… Hangman’s Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is starting to get in to some sort of groove right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Brian Henderson once again 1…………………….2……………..Kickout by Half Dollar…
Rhino:Half Dollar is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up Brian Henderson… Reverse DDT! Dropping Half Dollar in to the mat…
Rhino:El Presidente is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber is going to fly…
Rhino:Brian Henderson is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Brian Henderson shakes the ropes and knocks Lone Jobber off of the top rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber was going for some sort of high risk move but he wasn’t able to pull it off…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now staggering back up on to his feet… Brian Henderson hooks up Lone Jobber… Powerbomb!
Rhino:That could be it right now…
Mark:Brian Henderson covers Lone Jobber 1……………………….2…………………..3………NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Brian Henderson thought he had Lone Jobber right there…
Mark:Brian Henderson hooks up Lone Jobber… POCKET CHANGE!
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is fighting to the ropes…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is really reaching for the ropes…
Mark:Brian Henderson is telling him to tap out… As Lone Jobber reaches out and grabs the bottom rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Brian Henderson now hooks up Lone Jobber… Powerbomb! No! Lone Jobber escapes… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber hit it…
Mark:Brian Henderson is out as Lone Jobber goes for the cover 1…………………….2……………………3………NO! Half Dollar gets his foot on the rope..
Rhino:Edge is talking on the phone…
Mark:Why are you paying attention to Edge?
Rhino:I dont know…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Lita is on the apron distracting the referee…
Mark:Edge is up on the apron and he knocks Lone Jobber off the top rope…
Rhino:Brian Henderson is back up…
Mark:POCKET CHANGE!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trapped…
Mark:Lone Jobber reaches… LONE JOBBER TAPS OUT!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BRIAN “HALF DOLLAR” HENDERSON!
Rhino:Edge just cost Lone Jobber this match up…
Mark:Lone Jobber was screwed by the Rated R Superstar here tonight as Edge and Lita leave for the back… As we now get set for more EWA Action…
Dangerous D vs Junior Trash
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Festus, Missouri… Weighing in at 165 Pounds… JUNIOR TRASH!
(“White Trash Beautiful” plays as Junior Trash enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… DANGEROUS D!
(“Worlds Most Dangerous” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)
Mark:Dangerous D goes right after Junior Trash nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:Dangerous D is looking to take out some of his aggression from losing his chance at the EWA Television Championship last week…
Mark:Dangerous D now scoops up Junior Trash and drops him face first across the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:Junior Trash is staggering backwards…
Mark:Dangerous D schoops up Junior Trash… Running Powerslam!
Rhino:Dangerous D planted Junior Trash straight in to the mat…
Mark:Dangerous D covers Junior Trash 1…………………..2…………..Kickout by Junior Trash…
Rhino:Junior Trash is getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:Dangerous D with right hands to Junior Trash backing him up in to the ropes… Dangerous D whips Junior Trash off in to the farside… Junior Trash comes off the ropes… Dangerous D goes for a clothesline… Junior Trash ducks the clothesline… Junior Trash springs off the ropes… Crossbody!
Rhino:Nice move right there by Junior Trash…
Mark:Junior Trash with the cover 1………………………2……………….Kickout by Dangerous D…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Junior Trash with forearm shots to Dangerous D… Junior Trash whips Dangerous D in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Junior Trash…
Mark:Monkey Flip! No! Dangerous D holds on to the ropes…
Rhino:Junior Trash is staggering back up…
Mark:Dangerous D hooks up Junior Trash… Stunner!
Rhino:Junior Trash is in trouble…
Mark:Dangerous D covers Junior Trash 1……………………………2………………3…..No! Junior Trash gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Junior Trash is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D hooks him up… Dangerous DDT!
Rhino:Junior Trash was planted…
Mark:The former EWA Total Impact Champion is now up on the top rope… D-BOMB!
Rhino:Dangerous D got all of that…
Mark:Dangerous D covers Junior Trash 1…………………..2…………………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DANGEROUS D!
Rhino:Dangerous D gets back on track with an impressive victory over Junior Trash…
Mark:Dangerous D is looking to once again cement himself as a top tier player in the EWA… As we now go back to the ring for some EWA Womens Division Action…
Alexis Laree & Lilith Evans vs Stephanie McMahon & Jesse Martin
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Team Number One… Weighing in at a combined weight of 259 Pounds… LILITH EVANS & ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Hell Yeah” Plays as Lilith Evans & Alexis Laree enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First… From Atlantic City, Nj… Weighing in at 130 Pounds… JESSE MARTIN!
(“Breaking The Habit” plays as Jesse Martin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her partner… From Greenwich, Ct…Weighing in at 135 Pounds… The EWA Womens Champion… STEPHANIE McMAHON!
(“All Grown Up” plays as Stephanie McMahon enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… It is going to be Lilith Evans and Jesse Martin starting things out… Lilith Evans nails Jesse Martin with a couple of hard forearm shots backing her up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Lilith Evans sending Jesse Martin off in to the ropes… Jesse Martin comes off the ropes… Lilith Evans goes for a back elbow… Jesse Martin ducks and now comes off the ropes… Clothesline!
Rhino:Lilith Evans gets back up…
Mark:Jesse Martin scoops up Lilith Evans and slams her straight down to the mat… Jesse Martin with a leg drop right down on to Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Nice leg drop right there…
Mark:Jesse Martin covers Lilith Evans 1………………..2………….Kickout by Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Jesse Martin is now backing Lilith Evans up in to the corner…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon gets the tag from Jesse Martin and now both women whip Lilith Evans off in to the ropes… Double Clothesline!
Rhino:Nice double clothesline right there by Stephanie and Lilith…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon covers Lilith Evans 1………………..2……………..Lilith Evans kicks out…
Rhino:Alexis Laree wants to get the tag as she wants to get another crack at the EWA Womens Champion Stephanie McMahon…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon now hooks up Lilith Evans… Vertical Suplex! Driving her in to the mat…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is in trouble now…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon drags Lilith back to the corner and tags in Jesse Martin…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is holding her wide open…
Mark:Jesse Martin kicks her right in the midsection…
Rhino:That was one hard kick by Jesse Martin right to the ribs…
Mark:Spinning Back Fist! By Jesse Martin laying out Lilith Evans… Jesse Martin covers Lilith Evans 1……………………2………………..3…..No! Alexis Laree comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is staggering back up…
Mark:Big right hand by Jesse Martin laying out Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Jesse Martin is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Lilith Evans is back up on her feet and stops Jesse Martin in her tracks… Rocket Launcher!
Rhino:Jesse Martin just got tossed half way across the ring off the top rope…
Mark:Lilith Evans is now crawling over to the corner…
Rhino:Jesse is trying to make a tag as well…
Mark:Jesse Martin tags in Stephanie…
Rhino:Alexis Laree gets the tag as well…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon goes for a right hand… Alexis Laree blocks and starts hammering Stephanie McMahon with forearm shots…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is really opening up on the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Alexis Laree whips Stephanie McMahon in to the ropes… Lou Thez Press! With right hands…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is now staggering up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges at Stephanie McMahon… Sprial Headscissors!
Rhino:She took the EWA Womens Champion off of her feet…
Mark:Jesse Martin is back in the ring and Alexis Laree scores with a dropkick…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:Chick Kick!
Rhino:She got all of that kick…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Stephanie McMahon 1…………………2…………………3…..NO! Jesse Martin comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Lilith Evans gets the tag from Alexis Laree…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges at Jesse Martin and clotheslines her over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Both women hit the floor from that clothesline…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks up Stephanie McMahon… TORTURED! NO! Countered as she shoves her off in to the corner…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is staggering backwards…
Mark:Chick Kick! By Stephanie McMahon…
Rhino:Lilith Evans could be done right here…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon hooks the leg 1………………..2………………..3……….NO! Lilith Evans gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Alexis Laree and Jesse Martin are fighting up the ramp…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon hooks up Lilith Evans… DDT! NO! Countered… Inside Craddle! 1…………………..2……………..3………. SHE GOT HER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners LILITH EVANS and ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:Lilith Evans just pinned the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Is Lilith Evans the Number One Contender?
Rhino:She might just be…
Mark:Lets get now set for our next contest…
Dante Daevain vs Scott Hall
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Introducing first… From Heaven-sent from the First Heaven… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… DANTE DAEVAIN!
(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 287 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… SCOTT HALL!
(“Break it Down” plays as Scott Hall enters the arena…)
Mark:Scott Hall gets right up in the face of Dante Daevain and he throws the toothpick right in the face of Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Scott Hall is laughing right in his face…
Mark:Dante Daevain slaps Scott Hall right across the face…
Rhino:Scott Hall isnt laughing now…
Mark:Dante Daevain now kicks Scott Hall right in the midsection and hooks him up and takes him over with a snap suplex…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now choking Scott Hall…
Mark:Scott Hall is trying to back off in the corner… Thumb to the eye by Scott Hall…
Rhino:Cheap move right there by Scott Hall…
Mark:Scott Hall with right hands to Dante Daevain and scores with a big right hand knocking Dante Daevain off of his feet…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Scott Hall slaps Dante Daevain in the corner and now whips him off in to the farside… Reversal by Dante Daevain and he sends Scott Hall off in to the corner…
Rhino:Scott Hall is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex! By Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Very nice move right there by Dante Daevain and he has Scott Hall in trouble…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Scott Hall 1……………………..2…………………Scott Hall kicks out…
Rhino:Scott Hall is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dante Daevain charges in… Big Boot! No! Scott Hall ducked…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is caught up on the top rope…
Mark:Scott Hall charges at Dante Daevain and now knocks him off the top rope sending Dante Daevain over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Dante Daevain hit the floor hard…
Mark:Scott Hall goes right out after Dante Daevain and now whips him hard in to the Steel Guard Rail…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now dazed on his feet after going in to the guard rail..
Mark:Scott Hall scoops him up and slams him straight down on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Scott Hall is in control of Dante Daevain right now…
Mark:The Bad Guy rolls Dante Daevain back in to the ring…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is struggling to his feet…
Mark:Scott Hall scoops him up… Fallaway Slam!
Rhino:Vintage Scott Hall right there Mark…
Mark:Scott Hall now covers Dante Daevain 1……………………2………………….3…..No! Dante Daevain kicks out…
Rhino:Scott Hall is now taking his time as he slaps Dante Daevain across the back of the head right now…
Mark:Scott Hall is now putting Dante Daevain up on the top rope…
Rhino:This is not a good position for Dante Daevain to be in right now…
Mark:Scott Hall is up in the middle rope… Belly to Back Superplex! No! Crossbody! 1…………………..2……………….3…….NO! Scott Hall kicks out…
Rhino:What a counter that was by Dante Daevain…
Mark:Scott Hall is now staggering back up on to his feet…Dante Daevain now goes behind Scott Hall… German Suplex!
Rhino:Scott Hall was dropped right on his head…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Scott Hall again 1…………………….2………………..3…..NO! Scott Hall kicks out…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is looking to build up momentum as he heads in to the Extreme Elimination Chamber at Beach Brawl…
Mark:Scott Hall right now is staggering around…THE LAST LOOK TO HEAVEN!
Rhino:Scott Hall could be done right now…
Mark:Dante Daevain hooks the leg 1………………………..2…………………….3…………NO! Scott Hall gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close nearfall right there…
Mark:Dante Daevain is calling for the end right here… THE FALL OF MAN! NO! Scott Hall blocks it and now kicks Dante Daevain downstairs…
Rhino:The referee didn’t see that low blow…
Mark:Scott Hall is now setting up Dante Daevain…
Rhino:This could be the end of Dante Daevain right now…
Mark:Scott Hall has him up… OUTSIDERS ED!
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:What the hell happened to the lights?
Mark:This happened last week as well…
Rhino:Scott Hall had Dante Daevain up in the Edge and the lights have gone out… I cant see anything…
(Lights Come Back On)
Rhino:Now I Can…
Mark:And what we see is Scott Hall laid out in the middle of the ring in a pool of blood…
Rhino:Once again Dante Daevain is no where to be seen…
Mark:We need some medical attention out here right now for Scott Hall…
Rhino:Scott Hall isnt moving…
Mark:Kevin Nash was left laying last week and this week its Scott Hall…
Rhino:Something very strange is going on…
Mark:It sure is… As we now get set for more EWA in ring action…
The Rock vs Steele
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… STEELE!
(“Headstrong” plays as Steele enters the arena…)
Rhino:There were some questions Mark this week on whether or not Steele would actually be competing here tonight against The Rock..
Mark:He was in the hospital on the days leading up until tonight… But Steele is here and ready to compete…
Rhino:It probably wont make Alexis Laree happy to know he is here competing against doctor’s orders…
Mark:Meanwhile, The Rock is looking to continue building momentum as he heads in to Beach Brawl… As Steele right away nails The Rock with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:Steele is wasting no time connecting with those shots…
Mark:William Steele grabs The Rock by the head and rams it right in to the turnbuckle and now begins to follow it up with shots right to the midsection of The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is really connecting with those shots…
Mark:Steele whips The Rock in to the farside corner… The Rock comes out of the corner… Steele goes for a clothesline… The Rock ducks and now has him in a backslide 1…………………….2…………………Steele kicks out…
Rhino:Steele gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele charges at The Rock… Samoan Drop! By The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is able to see Steele’s moves coming right now and is able to connect with big moves of his own…
Mark:The Rock covers Steele 1…………………….2……………….Steele once again kicks out…
Rhino:Steele is slow to get back up…
Mark:The Rock lines him up and nails him with a big right hand right to the head knocking him off of his feet…
Rhino:Shots right to the head arent good for Steele who is trying to recover from last week’s brutal chair shot by Chris Jericho…
Mark:The Rock now has Steele… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex by The Peoples Champion…
Mark:The Rock covers Steele again 1………………………..2…………………..Steele kicks out…
Rhino:The Rock is going to be one of six men competing for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at Beach Brawl…
Mark:We are going to see the other four men in action in a little while in a Beach Brawl Preview Match… As right now in the ring Steele uses the ropes to get back up on to his feet… The Rock charges at Steele… Clothesline! No! Ducked by Steele who pulls down the top rope and The Rock goes over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Steele rolls to the outside to go out after The Rock…
Mark:Steele rams The Rock right in to the side of the ring… Steele sends The Rock back in to the ring…
Rhino:Steele is up on the top rope…
Mark:The Rock gets back up on to his feet… Double Axe Handle! By Steele laying out The Rock… Steele goes right for the cover 1…………………….2………… The Rock kicks out…
Rhino:Steele is now looking to get in to a groove as he continues to shake off the effects of the shots right to the head…
Mark:Steele connects with a couple of uppercuts right underneath the jaw of The Rock and one big one knocks The Rock off of his feet…
Rhino:The Rock is getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:Steele is now hooking up The Rock… OXIDATION!
Rhino:That could be it right here and now…
Mark:Steele covers The Rock 1………………………2……………………3………….NO! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Steele thought he had him right there…
Mark:The Rock is trying to use the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Steele is looking to end it…
Mark:Steele hooks up The Rock… BESSEMER PRESS! No! The Rock counters and spins Steele around… DDT!
Rhino:Steele was dropped right on his head…
Mark:Steele has a glazed look in his eyes right now as he tries to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:I dont think Steele is fully recovered from last week…
Mark:Steele staggers around dazed right now… The Rock hooks him up… ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:Steele looks to be out of it…
Mark:The Rock covers Steele 1………………………..2………………….3………….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK!
Rhino:William Steele gave it everything he could… But you can tell he is still isnt One Hundred Percent…
Mark:Alexis Laree is coming out to check on William Steele at the moment to see if he is okay…
Rhino:It looks like he may need to go back to hospital after tonight but we will see…
Mark:Well it is now time for the Beach Brawl Preview Match… So lets send it to the ring for the introductions…
Beach Brawl Preview Match
Vertigo & Big Daddy Ace vs Adam Syndal & Josh Stewart
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…Team Number One… Weighing in at a combined weight of 448 Pounds… Big Daddy Ace and Vertigo… THE GODFAMILY!
(“Unforgiven II” plays as The Godfamily enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First… From West Hurley, Ny… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… JOSH STEWART!
(“I Dont Wanna Stop” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner… From Tampa, Florida… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… ADAM SYNDAL!
(“Still Fly” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Where is Adam Syndal?
Mark:I am being told that something has gone on backstage…
Rhino:Whats happening?
Mark:Adam Syndal has been knocked out backstage…
Rhino:By Who?
Mark:I have no idea but we are being told that Adam Syndal is being taken to the hospital… So it looks as though Josh Stewart is fighting in a Handicap match against The Godfamily…
Rhino:Now this is going to be a tough battle for the EWA World Champion…
Mark:Josh Stewart and Big Daddy Ace will be going at it to start things out…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is holding up the EWA World Title that he took from Josh Stewart…
Mark:Josh Stewart charges right at Big Daddy Ace taking him off of his feet nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:Josh Stewart wants his belt back and he is going to take it back from Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is crawling away back up in the corner… Josh Stewart with a couple of hard shots to the jaw of Big Daddy Ace in the corner… Josh Stewart now whips Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes and he takes him over with a hip toss…
Rhino:The Godson gets back up…
Mark:Josh Stewart with an Atomic Drop! To Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is spinning around…
Mark:Short Arm Clothesline by the EWA World Champion… Josh Stewart goes right for the quick cover 1………………2………….. Big Daddy Ace kicks out…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart grabs Big Daddy Ace by the arms and now has him trapped… Big Headbutts! By the EWA World Champion…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace seems dazed right now…
Mark:Josh Stewart hooks him up and connects with a Russian Leg Sweep!
Rhino:The EWA World Champion is in control right now…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………………..2……………….Vertigo comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Josh Stewart needs to avoid putting himself in a position where Big Daddy Ace and Vertigo can double team him…
Mark:Josh Stewart now backs Big Daddy Ace up in to the corner… Irish whip by Josh Stewart and he follows Big Daddy Ace… Big Daddy Ace moves and Josh Stewart goes hard in to the corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace tags in Vertigo…
Mark:Josh Stewart is staggering backwards… Springboard Dropkick! By Vertigo right to the back of the EWA World Champion…
Rhino:That’s one way to make an impact in this match up…
Mark:Vertigo covers Josh Stewart 1………………….2……………. Kickout by Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Vertigo is now pulling Josh Stewart up on to his feet…
Mark:Vertigo connects with forearm shots to Josh Stewart and now follows it up with a Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Josh Stewart is dazed…
Mark:Tornado DDT! By The Godfather of Extreme…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is in trouble…
Mark:Vertigo covers Josh Stewart 1……………………..2………………..3..No! Josh Stewart gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now telling Vertigo to bring him back to the corner…
Mark:Vertigo tags in Big Daddy Ace and now Big Daddy Ace sets him up… Double Powerbomb! By The Godfamily…
Rhino:The EWA World Champion is in a lot of trouble right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Josh Stewart again 1…………………………2……………………3……..No! Josh Stewart gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace and Vertigo are talking over a strategy right now…
Mark:They know win or lose… They are doing damage to the champion heading in to the Extreme Elimination Chamber at Beach Brawl…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace now tags in Vertigo…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is holding up Josh Stewart… Vertigo comes off the ropes… Spin Heel Kick! Ducked! Big Daddy Ace gets nailed and knocked out of the ring…
Rhino:This is what the EWA World Champion Josh Stewart needed…
Mark:Vertigo is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is lining him up…
Mark:ENTER THE STEW!
Rhino:Josh Stewart got all of that kick…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Vertigo 1………………………2………………..3……….NO! Big Daddy Ace comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Josh Stewart and Big Daddy Ace are going at it right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace backs the EWA World Champion up in to corner…Hard Irish Whip sending Josh Stewart in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:SPEAR! No! Josh Stewart moves out of the way and Big Daddy Ace hits the corner…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:From behind Vertigo nails Josh Stewart with a clothesline…
Rhino:Vertigo is now setting Josh Stewart up on the top rope…
Mark:We could be looking at the Fear Factor right now…
Rhino:This is not the spot that Josh Stewart wants to be in…
Mark:Vertigo has him hooked up… FEAR FACTOR! NO! Josh Stewart escapes and knocks Vertigo off the top rope…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace once again has the EWA World Title belt and is taunting Josh Stewart with it…
Mark:Vertigo crotches Josh Stewart on the top rope…
Rhino:Vertigo is now going for the Fear Factor again…
Mark:FEAR FACTOR!
Rhino:That time Vertigo was able to connect…
Mark:Josh Stewart is out… Vertigo covers Josh Stewart 1…………………………..2……………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners THE GODFAMILY!
Rhino:The Godfamily stand tall in victory…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace still has possession of the EWA World Championship…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:From behind The Rock comes in to the ring and he nails Big Daddy Ace with a clothesline…
Rhino:The Rock is now holding up the EWA World Championship saying that he is going to be champion at Beach Brawl…
Mark:Vertigo and The Rock are now having a stare down right now in the center of the ring…
Rhino:The Rock made a fuss about not being in this preview match and now he is face to face with the Godfather of Extreme…
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:Not again…
Mark:Some one really likes playing with the lights…
(Lights Turn On)
Mark:Dante Daevain! Is in the ring… The Rock turns around… Big Boot!
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now holding up the EWA World Championship…
Mark:Vertigo was knocked down when the lights when out and now Dante Daevain is standing tall with the title…
Rhino:These are the five men who will be in the Extreme Elimination Chamber…
Mark:Who will be the sixth man?
Rhino:I dont think it will Adam Syndal…
Mark:I wish we knew the answer to that question…
Rhino:So do I…
(Lights Turn Out)
Mark:Who is messing with the lights…
Rhino:I dont know…
(Lights Turn On)
Mark:Oh My God!
Rhino:Its WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Mark:Dante Daevain turns around… Q&A! By The Answer William McConnell…
Rhino:William McConnell the EWA Commissioner is standing tall in the center of the ring…
Mark:Is William McConnell the sixth man in the Extreme Elimination Chamber…
Rhino:That could be the answer… Seeming as though he is The Answer…
Mark:William McConnell is helping up Josh Stewart and is handing him the EWA World Champion…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace grabs the title away from William McConnell…
Mark:Josh Stewart seems frustrated that he cant have possession of his title… But who will be the EWA World Champion after Beach Brawl…
Rhino:That’s a really good question…
Mark:We will find out in the Extreme Elimination Chamber… But now Kent Richardson is in the back and he has tracked down Edge… Kent…
Kent:Edge… Where are you going?
Edge:Who the hell wants to be in Boise, anyways? Me and Lita here.. We’re going to Hawaii…
Mark:It looks as Edge is going to be at Beach Brawl…As we send it back to the ring for our first title match of the evening…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Chris Jericho(c) vs Steven Eden
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… STEVEN EDEN!
(“Da Rockwilder” plays as Steven Eden enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Winnipeg, Manitoba… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… Y2J CHRIS JERICHO!
(“King of My World” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Chris Jericho locks up with Steven Eden and now backs him up in to the ropes and Chris Jericho smacks Steven Eden right across the face…
Rhino:Chris Jericho has a smirk on his face after that slap…
Mark:Steven Eden comes back and nails Chris Jericho with right hands backing him up in to the ropes… Steven Eden whips Chris Jericho off in to the ropes… Chris Jericho comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Chris Jericho staggers back up…
Mark:Steven Eden charges at Chris Jericho… Running Enziguri! By Steven Eden catching Chris Jericho right in the back of the head…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is dazed on his feet…
Mark:Steven Eden sends Chris Jericho out of the ring with a clothesline…
Rhino:Steven Eden is now going up on to the top rope…
Mark:Steven Eden dives! Chris Jericho moves and Steven Eden falls right down on to the Steel Guard Rail…
Rhino:Steven Eden went chest first in to the guard rail…
Mark:Chris Jericho now has Steven Eden and he whips him right in to the Steel Steps…
Rhino:Steven Eden is hurting…
Mark:Chris Jericho knocks the Steel Steps out of the way and is now hooking up Steven Eden and drops him chest first on to the Steel Steps…
Rhino:You can see that Steven Eden is in pain…
Mark:Chris Jericho rolls Steven Eden back in to the ring…
Rhino:Steven Eden is trying to get back up…
Mark:Chris Jericho charges and kicks Steven Eden right in the ribs…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now trying to really work over Steven Eden’s ribs…
Mark:Chris Jericho now hooks up Steven Eden… Gutbuster!
Rhino:Steven Eden is trying to catch his breathe right now…
Mark:Chris Jericho is now hooking up Steven Eden… WALLS OF JERICHO! NO! Steven Eden blocks and shoves Chris Jericho backwards…
Rhino:Steven Eden is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Jericho charges… Steven Eden ducks the clothesline… Firemans Carry! Take down by Steven Eden…
Rhino:That was a nice counter of the clothesline…
Mark:Chris Jericho is getting back up and from behind Steven Eden clips the leg of Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Steven Eden is now stomping away at the leg of Chris Jericho…
Mark:Steven Eden now grabs Chris Jericho by the leg and drives it right in to the mat…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now the one hurting…
Mark:Steven Eden now hooks up the EWA Total Impact Champion… Figure Four!
Rhino:Chris Jericho is screaming in pain right now…
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion is trapped in the center of the ring…
Rhino:There is no place for Chris Jericho to go right now…
Mark:The referee is asking if Chris Jericho wants to give it up as hs tries to inch his way to the ropes…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is telling the referee no…
Mark:Chris Jericho reaches out and grabs the ropes to break the hold…
Rhino:The damage has been done to Chris Jericho right now as he tries to limp back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steven Eden grabs Chris Jericho by the leg…. Dragon Screw Leg Whip!
Rhino:Steven Eden is now going to the outside and is bringing a chair back in to the ring with him…
Mark:Steven Eden though doesn’t use the chair… Sharpshooter!
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is once again in trouble…
Mark:Chris Jericho is trying to once again crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:Steven Eden is putting all of the pressure that he can on the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:The referee asks Chris Jericho if he wants to give it up again and he says no…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is really trying to reach for the ropes…
Mark:Chris Jericho Taps! No! He Taps the ropes… But Steven Eden pulls him back in to the center of the ring…
Rhino:Chris Jericho was so close to the ropes…
Mark:Steven Eden is trying to stop Chris Jericho from getting to the ropes again…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is trying to reverse the Sharpshooter…
Mark:Chris Jericho is doing it as he trips Steven Eden up… Chris Jericho is now hooking up Steven Eden… WALLS OF JERICHO! NO! Steven Eden kicks him out again in to the corner…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is in trouble in the corner…
Mark:Steven Eden Charges… GARDEN OF EDEN! NO! STEEL CHAIR SHOT! BY CHRIS JERICHO!
Rhino:Chris Jericho just delivered a Knock Out Shot with that Chair Shot on Steven Eden…
Mark:Chris Jericho has been vicious with that chair as of late…
Rhino:Steven Eden is out…
Mark:Chris Jericho hooks up Steven Eden… WALLS OF JERICHO!
Rhino:There is no place for Steven Eden to go…
Mark:The referee checks on Steven Eden… Steven Eden’s arm drops… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion CHRIS JERICHO!
Rhino:Chris Jericho retains the gold once again with a brutal chair shot to knock out his opponent…
Mark:Chris Jericho is really on a roll right now… But can James Wolf keep his going? We are going to find out as we send it down to the ring for our Main Event…
EWA Television Championship
Best 2 out of 3 Falls Last Man Standing Match
James Wolf(c) vs Shawn Michaels
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Best 2 of 3 Falls Last Man Standing Match and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Southaven, MS… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion… JAMES WOLF!
(“Voices” plays as James Wolf enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… Shawn Michaels and James Wolf lock up in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Both men are battling for position…
Mark:James Wolf now locks in a headlock on Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels starts to try and fight out of it with elbows right to the midsection…
Rhino:Shawn is trying to break his grip…
Mark:Shawn Michaels breaks the grip of James Wolf and sends him off in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels goes for a leap frog… James Wolf puts on the breaks and Shawn Michaels lands on his feet and he gets nailed with a big clothesline…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is staggering back up…
Mark:James Wolf lifts Shawn Michaels up in the air with a Press Slam and now dumps Shawn Michaels over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels hit the floor hard…
Mark:James Wolf is going right out after the Heartbreak Kid… Shawn Michales gets up on his feet and James Wolf nails him with a couple of hard shots and now rams him right in to the Steel Guard Rail…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels seems a little dazed right now…
Mark:James Wolf with an irish whip and he sends Shawn Michaels in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now staggering towards James Wolf…
Mark:Spinebuster! By The EWA Television Champion laying out the Challenger on the outside…
Rhino:The referee is counting Shawn Michaels down right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is back up on his feet at the count of five… James Wolf now rolls Shawn Michaels back in to the ring…
Rhino:James Wolf brings a steel chair in to the ring with him…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is now using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:James Wolf is now lining up Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Steel Meets Skull! As James Wolf lays out Shawn Michaels with the Steel Chair…
Rhino:I think James Wolf is going to pick up the first fall of this match up with that chair shot…
Mark:The referee is up to five… Six…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is starting to move…
Mark:Eight… Nine and Shawn Michaels is back up on to his feet…James Wolf is now going right back after Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is just being hammered in the corner…
Mark:James Wolf now with an irish whip sending Shawn Michaels in to the farside corner… Shawn Michaels flips back in the ring… Big time clothesline! By James Wolf spinning Shawn Michaels inside out right there…
Rhino:James Wolf is just dominating The Heartbreak Kid at the moment…
Mark:James Wolf is showing why he has been the EWA Television Champion and why he has been so dominant the last few weeks…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is struggling to get back up…
Mark:James Wolf went to the outside and has brought a table in to the ring…
Rhino:James Wolf is now setting up the table…
Mark:Shawn Michaels staggers around… James Wolf has Shawn Michaels setup… Powerbomb! No! Shawn Michaels escapes and is nailing James Wolf with right hands…
Rhino:The Showstopper is firing back right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with an Atomic Drop!
Rhino:James Wolf is dazed…
Mark:Shawn Michaels charges at James Wolf and nails him with a flying forearm…
Rhino:James Wolf is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up and lays James Wolf out on the table…
Rhino:The Showstopper is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:James Wolf is off the table and stops Shawn Michaels in his tracks on the top rope…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in a position he doesn’t want to be in right now…
Mark:POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has been laid out by James Wolf…
Mark:The referee is counting Shawn Michaels down and out right now…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels isnt moving…
Mark:The referee is up to Five… Six… Seven… Eight… Nine… Ten!
Pa Announcer:The Winner of the First Fall James Wolf!
Rhino:James Wolf just needs to knock out Shawn Michaels one more time and he will leave Tuesday Night Carnage as the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to pull himself back up… James Wolf connects with right hands to Shawn Michaels and now gets him up on his shoulders… Death Valley Driver!
Rhino:That’s the one DVD that Shawn Michaels didn’t want to see…
Mark:The referee is counting Shawn Michaels down again…
Rhino:Shawn is back up at five…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is up by the ropes… James Wolf charges… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:What a kick by Shawn Michaels…
Mark:The referee is counting out James Wolf right now…
Rhino:The referee is up to six…
Mark:Seven… Eight… Nine… James Wolf is back up by the ropes… Shawn Michaels charges at James Wolf and sends him over the top rope with a clothesline to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels couldn’t believe that James Wolf got up after that Sweet Chin Music…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:James Wolf is getting back up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels dives right down on to James Wolf on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is now mounting James Wolf…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is connecting with right hands really laying them in on James Wolf…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now heading our way…
Mark:Shawn Michaels just grabbed one of our television monitors… Television Monitor right to the head of James Wolf…
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion has been laid out…
Mark:The referee is counting down James Wolf…
Rhino:James Wolf is starting to move…
Mark:Six… Seven and James Wolf is back up on his feet…
Rhino:What is Shawn Michaels doing now…
Mark:James Wolf has just been laid out on our announce table…
Rhino:Where is Shawn Michaels going now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has climbed up to the top rope…
Rhino:This is a big risk…
Mark:MOONSAULT! CONNECTS! DRIVING JAMES WOLF THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Rhino:James Wolf is not moving…
Mark:The referee is up to five…
Rhino:James Wolf still isnt moving…
Mark:Seven… Eight… Nine… Ten!
Pa Announcer:The winner of the second fall SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:We are now all tied up at one fall a piece…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now rolling James Wolf back in to the ring…
Rhino:The Showstopper is now bringing a ladder in to the ring…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is going old school with the ladder and is now looking to do some damage with that ladder…
Rhino:James Wolf is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels charges and runs James Wolf over with the ladder…
Rhino:The referee is counting James Wolf down again…
Mark:James Wolf is up at five and Shawn Michaels is now setting the ladder up in the corner…
Rhino:James Wolf seems to be out on his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a couple of hard knife edge chops across the chest of James Wolf and now whips James Wolf off in to the farside ropes… Shawn Michaels goes for a clothesline… James Wolf ducks… James Wolf comes off the ropes… Double Clothesline!
Rhino:Both men are down in the center of the ring…
Mark:The referee is counting both men down right now…
Rhino:The referee is up to five…
Mark:Six… Seven… James Wolf is back up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering back up as well…
Mark:James Wolf with right hands to Shawn Michaels and now scoops him up and slams him down to the mat…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting back up…
Mark:James Wolf charges and drives Shawn Michaels right back in to the ladder in the corner…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now staggering towards James Wolf…
Mark:Swinging Chokeslam! By James Wolf driving Shawn Michaels right in to the mat…
Rhino:The referee is counting Shawn Michaels down right now…
Mark:James Wolf is starting to get back on track…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets back up at six…
Mark:James Wolf slides the chair in to the center of the ring… James Wolf now hooks up Shawn Michaels… CHAOTIC AGONY!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid was just driven right in to the steel chair…
Mark:The referee is counting out Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:I dont think Shawn Michaels is going to get up after that…
Mark:Four… Five… Six… Seven…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is starting to move…
Mark:Eight… Nine… TEN! NO! Shawn Michaels is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:James Wolf can not believe that Shawn Michaels got up…
Mark:James Wolf now scoops up Shawn Michaels and rams him right in to the ladder…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is hurting right now…
Mark:James Wolf is now on the outside of the ring and is bringing another table in to the ring…
Rhino:It looks like James Wolf is trying to end things right now…
Mark:James Wolf is now climbing up on to the table with Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:This could be in the end right here…
Mark:CHAOTIC AGONY! NO! Shawn Michaels counters… Low Blow!
Rhino:That’s one way to counter a move like that…
Mark:Shawn Michaels knocks James Wolf off the table…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now standing up on the table…
Mark:James Wolf is back up… Shawn Michaels dives… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels head just bounced off the mat…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is out again and the referee has begun his count…
Rhino:James Wolf wants to end this match up now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is back up at six…
Rhino:James Wolf has a chair…
Mark:STEEL CHAIR SHOT! NO! Shawn Michaels ducks… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just knocked the chair right back in to the face of James Wolf…
Mark:The referee has begun his count…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to get back up as well…
Mark:Five… Six and Shawn Michaels is back up… Seven… Eight… Nine… TEN! NO! James Wolf is back up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now trying to put James Wolf out on the table…
Mark:James Wolf is laid out on the table and Shawn Michaels is setting up the ladder…
Rhino:The Showstopper is looking to end it right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is up on the ladder…
Rhino:James Wolf is off the table and is climbing up the other side of the ladder…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a right hand… James Wolf with a right hand as well…
Rhino:They are slugging it out on the ladder…
Mark:James Wolf rams Shawn Michaels head on to the ladder and now James Wolf is hooking up Shawn Michaels… Suplex! No! Shawn Michaels blocks and Shawn Michaels knocks James Wolf off the ladder…
Rhino:James Wolf fell back down on to the table…
Mark:Incoming! FLYING ELBOW DROP THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:James Wolf is knocked out…
Mark:The referee is counting James Wolf out…
Rhino:James Wolf isnt moving…
Mark:Five…Six… Seven… Eight…
Rhino:James Wolf starting to move…
Mark:Nine… TEN! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and New EWA Television Champion SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid has stopped James Wolf Show and is the new champion…
Mark:The Showstopper is heading to Beach Brawl as the EWA Television Champion… Who will be the EWA World Champion after Beach Brawl… We will see what happens in the Extreme Elimination Chamber…We are out of… Wait something is going on in the back… Kent…
(We find Josh Stewart backstage after suffering another loss at the hands of the God-Family. Only difference is this time? He’s gone completely mad. He stomps down the hallway, kicking random objects. Throwing monitors against the wall. He screams out in rage.)
Stewie: MY TITLE! MY TITLE! IT’S MY TITLE! MY…PRECIOUS!
(Kent Richardson approaches the World Champ. But Josh snatches his microphone, grabs him by the shirt collar….then comes within an inch of Kent’s face… He managed to compress his anger. He shoved Richardson aside and kept down the hallway.. )
Stewie: IT’S MINE! IT’S MINE! THEY’RE ALL GONNA DIE! DIE!!!!!!!!!
(He continued to smash objects and scare the living daylights out of the backstage crew. Josh flipped a table that was covered with bottled waters, towels, and other things. He rounded a corner, only to find a handful of men in white scrubs. One of them was holding a straight jacket. He let out a maniacal laugh, then screamed once again)
Stewie: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?! YOU WANT SOME OF THE CHAMP, BITCH?!
Man in White: Sir, you need to calm down. Otherwise we’ll have no other alternatives.
Stewie: You think I CARE?! ALL I WANTED…WAS TO HAVE THE WORLD TITLE…AT MY SIDE..ONCE AGAIN…BUT NO! IT DIDN’T FUCKING HAPPEN, DID IT?! WELL….? DID IT!!!??
Man in white: GET HIM!
(Without any further notice, they surrounded Josh. He tried to fight them off. Well, he connected with a couple ‘Enter The Stew’s’ but his rage was ultimately his downfall. There was just too many of them. They tackled Stewie to the ground, trying to restrain him. He bit one of the men on the leg as he yelled out in pain. Another pulled out a needle filled with unknown liquid. Josh started the scream yet again as he slowly drifted off.)
Stewie: YOU THINK THIS’LL STOP ME?! THAT IT’LL BE THE END OF ME?! THAT I WON’T EXACT MY REVENGE?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Josh passed out from the injection as one of the men put him in a straight jacket. They carried him outside, then loaded him into an all white fan. The tires screeched as the vehicle dissapeared into the night as Tuesday Night Carnage goes off the air.)
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