Tuesday Night Carnage 05-12-09
Mark:We are live in Cleveland,Ohio for Tuesday Night Carnage and what a night of exciting action we have for everyone here tonight Rhino… Including our Huge Main Event…
Rhino:Its Title Unification Tonight!
Mark:It will be when The Rock and Lone Jobber battle in our Main Event when they put up the EWA Television and EWA Total Impact Championships…
Rhino:Will it be the EWA Television or EWA Total Impact Championsip that continues to stay active? We will find out tonight…
Mark:Also tonight we will see Subway and Chris Jericho battle in One on One Action with the winner being the Third Man in the Triple Threat Ladder Match for the EWA World Championship at May-Hem…
Rhino:They were partners last week… Now they are opponents fighting for a title shot… Anything can happen…
Mark:We will also see the First Match in the Best of Three Series between Doug Kinsella and Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:The match will be a tables match and Big Daddy Ace hopes to be one up on Doug Kinsella when tonight is over with…
Mark:Plus we have Royal Rumble Qualification Matches… For the Thirty Man Royal Rumble at May-Hem… But right now its time to get to the ring for our Opening Contest…
Royal Rumble Qualification Match
Dante Daevain vs Ted Dibiase Jr.
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall and is a Royal Rumble Qualifying Match…Introducing first…From Heaven-sent from The First Heaven… Weighing in at 327 Pounds… DANTE DAEVAIN!
(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Palm Springs, Florida…Weighing in at 238 Pounds… Accompanied by Ivory… TED DIBIASE JR!
(“Pricless” plays as Ted Dibiase Jr. enters the arena…)
Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. gets right up in the face of Dante Daevain and starts to nail Dante Daevain with straight right hands… Dante Daevain blocks and grabs Ted Dibiase Jr. by the hair and now drives his knee right in to the midsection…
Rhino:Dante Daevain continues to drive his knee in to the midsection of Ted Dibiase Jr…
Mark:Dante Daevain now whips Ted Dibiase Jr. off in to the ropes… Clothesline!
Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr. is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Dante Daevain now begins to choke Ted Dibiase Jr. in the corner…
Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr. is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Dante Daevain now scoops up Ted Dibiase Jr… Shoulder Breaker!
Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr. is in trouble right now…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Ted Dibiase Jr. 1………………2…………….Kickout by Ted Dibiase Jr….
Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr. is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dante Daevain pulls Ted Dibiase Jr. up by the head and now scoops up Ted Dibiase Jr… Death Valley Driver! No! Ted Dibiase Jr. rakes the eyes of Dante Daevain and now escapes…
Rhino:That was one way of escaping the grips of Dante Daevain…
Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. goes behind Dante Daevain… Russian Leg Sweep!
Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr. just got the big man off of his feet…
Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. covers Dante Daevain 1……………….2……………Kickout by Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr. is now going after the legs of Dante Daevain…
Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. now drives his weight right down on to Dante Daevain… One more time Ted Dibiase Jr. drives his knee right in to the knee of Dante Daevain…
Rhino:It is smart to focus in on the leg of a bigger man…
Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. is now hooking up Dante Daevain… Figure Four!
Rhino:Dante Daevain is trying to get to the ropes…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now powering himself to the ropes…
Rhino:The upperbody strength of Dante Daevain is paying off right now…
Mark:Dante Daevain gets to the ropes and the hold must be broken…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is limping up on to his feet right now…
Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. clips the leg right out from underneath Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is holding on to his leg right now…
Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. is slowly putting the boots to Dante Daevain… Ted Dibiase Jr. now goes for another Figure Four! No! Dante Daevain escapes by pushing Ted Dibiase Jr. off in to the corner…
Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr. is now staggering back out of the corner…
Mark:Dante Daevain spins Ted Dibiase Jr. around… Over The Head Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex right there by Dante Daevain…
Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is eyeing up Ted Dibiase Jr….
Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up Ted Dibiase Jr…. Last Look To Heaven!
Rhino:This could be it right now…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Ted Dibiase Jr. 1……………….2……………3……..NO! Ted Dibiase Jr. gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr. is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now looking to put Ted Dibiase Jr. away right now…
Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr. looks to be out of it…
Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up Ted Dibiase Jr…. FALL OF MAN! NO! Ted Dibiase Jr. blocks with elbows right to the side of the head of Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is spinning around…
Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. hooks him up… DREAM STREET! NO! Dante Daevain escapes… FALL OF MAN!
Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr. has been laid out…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Ted Dibiase Jr. 1…………….2…………3……….ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DANTE DAEVAIN!
Rhino:Dante Daevain comes out with the victory and is now heading to May-Hem to compete in the 2009 EWA Royal Rumble…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will have a couple of more qualifying matches to see who else will be able to compete in the 2009 EWA Royal Rumble… But its back to the ring for more EWA Action…
Felony vs Alexis Laree
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Decode” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Felony has just attacked Alexis Laree from behind as she was making her entrance to the ring…
Rhino:That was a total blindside attack from Felony…
Mark:Felony is now putting the boots to the former EWA Womens Championship here at ringside…
Rhino:This is one way to really make an impact by taking out a former EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Felony now rolls Alexis Laree back in to the ring…
Rhino:Felony is trash talking with a few fans here at ringside…
Mark:Alexis Laree is trying to pull herself back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Alexis Laree looks to be dazed and confused right now…
Mark:Felony is in the ring right now and the referee calls for the bell…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is finally back up on to her feet…
Mark:Felony charges in… CHICK KICK!
Rhino:What a kick by Alexis Laree…
Mark:Alexis Laree was able to regroup and she scored with a big kick right to the face of Felony…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now pulling Felony back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree hooks up Felony… LAREE DDT!
Rhino:Felony was just planted by the former EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Felony 1………………2…………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:Felony with the early attack before the match up began but Alexis Laree was able to regroup and get the victory here tonight…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will see a title unification match up when Lone Jobber and The Rock in our Main Event… As we now get set for another Royal Rumble Qualifying Match…
Royal Rumble Qualification Match
Steele vs Tyke Lucifer
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Royal Rumble Qualifying Match… Introducing first…From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… STEELE!
(“Rebirth” plays as Steele enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Miami, Fl… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… TYKE LUCIFER!
(“Crank Dat” plays as Tyke Lucifer enters the arena…)
Mark:Steele and Tyke Lucifer lock up in the center of the ring… Steele is backing Tyke Lucifer up in to the ropes with a couple of strong uppercuts…
Rhino:Shots right underneath the jaw can be really painful…
Mark:Steele now whips Tyke Lucifer off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Tyke Lucifer is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele now with a couple of right hands and now scoops up Tyke Lucifer and slams him down to the canvas… Steele comes off the ropes… Leg Drop!
Rhino:Steele dropped the leg right down on to Tyke Lucifer…
Mark:Steele covers Tyke Lucifer 1………….2……….Kickout by Tyke Lucifer…
Rhino:Tyke Lucifer is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele now hooks up Tyke Lucifer for a Vertical Suplex…. Tyke Lucifer escapes out of the suplex and now goes behind Steele and rolls him up 1…………..2……….Kickout by Steele…
Rhino:Steele is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele is up and Tyke Lucifer kicks him in the midsection and now nails him with a Swinging Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Tyke Lucifer is now putting the boots to Steele…
Mark:Steele is trying to get back up on to his feet in the corner… Tyke Lucifer whips Steele off in to the farside… Tyke Lucifer comes charging in… Big Splash!
Rhino:Steele is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Tyke Lucifer now comes off the ropes… Running Bulldog!
Rhino:Tyke Lucifer drove her head first right in to the mat…
Mark:Tyke Lucifer covers Steele 1………………..2………………Kickout once again by Steele…
Rhino:Steele is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Tyke Lucifer now whips Steele off in to the ropes… Hot Shot!
Rhino:Steele was dropped throat first right across the top rope..
Mark:Steele is dazed and Tyke Lucifer goes up behind Steele… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Tyke Lucifer lays out Steele on the mat…
Mark:Tyke Lucifer covers Steele 1……………….2………….3….No! Steele gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Tyke Lucifer is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Tyke Lucifer is going to fly… Big Splash! No! Steele gets his knees up…
Rhino:Tyke Lucifer is spinning around after crashing right down on to the knees of Steele…
Mark:Steele is back up on to his feet and starts to nail Tyke Lucifer with right hands… Steele whips Tyke Lucifer off in to the ropes… Powerslam! Steele covers Tyke Lucifer 1…………2…………..Kickout by Tyke Lucifer…
Rhino:Steele is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! By Steele driving the elbow right in to the chest of Tyke Lucifer… Steele covers Tyke Lucifer 1…………………2…………..3………NO! Tyke Lucifer gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Tyke Lucifer is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele now hooks up Tyke Lucifer… OXIDATION!
Rhino:Big move right there as Steele could have Tyke Lucifer right here and now…
Mark:Steele covers Tyke Lucifer 1……………….2……………..3…………NO! Tyke Lucifer gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Tyke Lucifer is getting back up on to his feet… Steele hooks up him… BESSEMER PROCESS! NO! Tyke Lucifer escapes and now spins Steele around… Face Crusher!
Rhino:Steele was driven face first in to the mat…
Mark:Tyke Lucifer covers Steele 1…………….2…………….3…..NO! Steele gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So close right there for Tyke Lucifer…
Mark:Tyke Lucifer is now putting Steele up in the top rope…
Rhino:Tyke Lucifer is looking to end things right here and now…
Mark:Tyke Lucifer hooks up Steele…DEATH HOLE! NO!
Rhino:Steele holds on the ropes and Tyke Lucifer goes crashing in to the mat…
Mark:Steele hops off the top rope as Tyke Lucifer is staggering back up on to his feet… BESSEMER PROCESS!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Steele hooks up Tyke Lucifer 1………………2……………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STEELE!
Rhino:Steele with a very nice victory here tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will be Big Daddy Ace and Doug Kinsella battle in the first match in the Best of Three Series… As we now get back to the ring for more action…
Trish Stratus vs Stephanie McMahon
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Toronto,Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 126 Pounds… TRISH STRATUS!
(“Keys to the City” plays as Trish Stratus enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her Opponent…From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… STEPHANIE McMAHON!
(“All Grown Up” plays as Stephanie McMahon enters the arena…)
Mark:Stephanie McMahon and Trish Stratus lock up in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Both women are battling for position…
Mark:Trish Stratus now locks in a Side Headlock in on Stephanie McMahon…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is trying to fight out of it…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon pulling on the hair of Trish Stratus trying to fight her way out of the headlock but Trish Stratus continues to have it locked in on Stephanie McMahon…
Rhino:Trish Stratus continues to grind away with it…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon now with elbows to the midsection and now shoots Trish Stratus off in to the ropes… Trish Stratus comes off the ropes… Shoulder Block!
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon gets right back up on to her feet…
Mark:Trish Stratus charges at Stephanie McMahon and takes her off of her feet with a clothelsine…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is getting back up on to her feet now in the corner…
Mark:Trish Stratus charges in… Monkey Flip!
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is in trouble now…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is crawling back in to the corner…
Rhino:She is trying to back away from Trish Stratus…
Mark:Trish Stratus isnt falling for any of Stephanie McMahon’s tricks… Trish Stratus goes right in to Stephanie McMahon in the corner… Stephanie McMahon grabs Trish Stratus by the tights and now pulls her in to the corner and drives her shoulder first in to the ring post…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is now staggering around…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon now goes behind Trish Stratus and hooks her up… Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:Trish Stratus was dropped right on her head…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon covers Trish Stratus 1……………2…………Kickout by Trish Stratus…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon now scoops up Trish Stratus and slams her straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is up on the middle rope…
Mark:Leg Drop! No! Trish Stratus moves out of the way and Stephanie McMahon ate nothing but canvas right there…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is now staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:Trish Stratus lines up Stephanie McMahon… Chick Kick!
Rhino:Big kick right there…
Mark:Trish Stratus covers Stephanie McMahon 1…………….2…………3……..NO! Stephanie McMahon gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Trish Stratus is now waiting for Stephanie McMahon to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is looking to end things right now…
Mark:STRATUSFACTION! NO! Stephanie McMahon counters and shoves Trish Stratus in to the corner…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is staggering around…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon spins Trish Stratus Around… Bitch Slap!
Rhino:Trish Stratus is dazed…
Mark:DDT! By Stephanie McMahon… Stephanie McMahon covers Trish Stratus 1……………..2………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STEPHANIE MCMAHON!
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon pulls out the victory here tonight over Trish Stratus…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon has just asked for a microphone…
Stephanie:I have just proven that I am the Most Dominant Female in the EWA and I am right now Challenging Mya Denton for a One on One Match at May-Hem for the EWA Womens Championship!
Rhino:Mya has already turned her down once… Will she accept this time?
Mark:I guess we will have to wait and see as we get set for more Royal Rumble Qualifying Action…
Royal Rumble Qualification Match
J-Twisted vs Alan Matthews
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Royal Rumble Qualifying Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Brick City, Ny… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… J-TWISTED!
(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Grand Rapids, Mi…Weighing in a 248 Pounds… ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“Through Struggle” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Mark:Alan Matthews and J-Twisted lock up in the center of the ring… Alan Matthews backs J-Twisted up in to the ropes and there is a clean break made between both men… Both men go back in to the center of the ring… Alan Matthews goes behind J-Twisted and takes him down off of his feet…
Rhino:Alan Matthews just locked a headlock in on J-Twisted on the ground…
Mark:J-Twisted is trying to fight back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alan Matthews continues to keep him on the mat…
Mark:J-Twisted makes his way back up on to his knees and now back up on to his feet… J-Twisted hooks up Alan Matthews and connects with a Belly to Back Suplex! Dropping Alan Matthews right on his head…
Rhino:J-Twisted now putting the boots to Alan Matthews as he is on the ground…
Mark:J-Twisted is now pulling Alan Matthews back up on to his feet and rakes the eys as he backs him in to the ropes… J-Twisted now whips him off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Alan Matthews comes staggering out of the corner..
Mark:Flying Clothesline! By J-Twisted as he took Alan Matthews right off of his feet… J-Twisted covers Alan Matthews 1………….2….. Kickout by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:J-Twisted now waits for Alan Matthews to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted now hooks up Alan Matthews… Atomic Drop!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is spinning around…
Mark:Face Crusher! As J-Twisted covers Alan Matthews once again 1…………………2………….Kickout by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:J-Twisted is getting in position to deliver another move to Alan Matthews…
Mark:J-Twisted now kicks Alan Matthews in the midsection… Powerbomb! No! Alan Matthews counters… DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter by Alan Matthews as he just dropped J-Twisted right on his head…
Mark:Alan Matthews now covers J-Twisted 1………………..2………….Kickout by J-Twisted…
Rhino:J-Twisted is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews right now grabs J-Twisted by the leg… Dragon Screw Leg Whip!
Rhino:J-Twisted is holding on to his leg right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews goes in quickly right now for a Texas Cloverleaf!
Rhino:J-Twisted is in trouble right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews continues to apply pressure with the Texas Cloverleaf… As J-Twisted right now inches to the ropes…
Rhino:It looks like J-Twisted is going to be able to get to the ropes…
Mark:Alan Matthews pulls him away from the ropes…
Rhino:J-Twisted was so close to the ropes but now has to fight his way back…
Mark:The referee is asking J-Twisted if he wants to give it up but he is shaking his head no…
Rhino:J-Twisted continues to crawl his way to the ropes…
Mark:J-Twisted reaches out and gets to the ropes…
Rhino:The damage has been done to J-Twisted right now as he is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews now whips J-Twisted off in to the ropes… Tilt a Whirl Bac…No! Headscissors by J-Twisted…
Rhino:What a counter by J-Twisted…
Mark:J-Twisted and Alan Matthews are getting back up…J-Twisted is now nailing Alan Matthews with right hands…
Rhino:J-Twisted is really opening up right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets back up in to the corner… J-Twisted climbs the ropes and starts hammering him with right hands…
Rhino:Ten Straight Right Hands has Alan Matthews dazed right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews staggers out of the corner… J-Twisted scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Swanton Bomb! Connects by J-Twisted…
Rhino:This could be it right now after that Swanton Bomb…
Mark:J-Twisted covers Alan Matthews 1……………….2………………..3……….NO! Alan Matthews gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Alan Matthews continues to stagger back up on to his feet… J-Twisted kicks Alan Matthews in the midsection… Sitdown Powerbomb!
Rhino:I think he has him right now…
Mark:J-Twisted covers Alan Matthews 1………………..2…………….3…………… NO! Alan Matthews barely gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now looking to put Alan Matthews away right now…
Mark:J-Twisted hooks up Alan Matthews… ONE HITTA QUITTA! NO! Alan Matthews escapes and goes behind J-Twisted… Clip From Behind!
Rhino:J-Twisted just got his legs taken out from right underneath him…
Mark:Alan Matthews now hooks him up… DEADLY DRIVER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Alan Matthews covers J-Twisted 1……………..2…………….3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALAN MATTHEWS!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is headed to the 2009 EWA Royal Rumble…
Mark:Alan Matthews will be one of thirty men to compete in the Royal Rumble… Dont forget to check out eWazone.com for more updates on the royal rumble as the month goes on… As we right now send it back to the ring for our next contest…
Non Title Match
Mya Denton vs Megumi Kudo
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match… Introducing first…From Koshigaya, Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds… MEGUMI KUDO!
(“Battle without Honor or Humanity” plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her Opponent…From Washington, D.C… Weighing in at 125 Pounds…The EWA Womens Champion…MYA DENTON!
(“Spellbound” plays as Mya Denton enters the arena…)
Mark:Megumi Kudo gets right up in to the face of Mya Denton and starts to nail her with hard forearm shots…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is really laying in those shots…
Mark:Megumi Kudo rakes the eyes of Mya Denton and now whips her off in to the ropes.. Back Elbow!
Rhino:That elbow knocked the EWA Womens Champion right off of her feet…
Mark:Mya Denton gets back up on to her feet… Megumi Kudo scoops up… Spinning Scoop Slam!
Rhino:Megumi Kudo spun her around before dropping her on to the mat…
Mark:Megumi Kudo now begins to choke the EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is a former EWA World & Womens Champion… So she knows how to get it done in the ring…
Mark:Mya Denton is getting back up on to her feet… Megumi Kudo whips Mya Denton off in to the ropes… Handspring Elbow! No! Mya Denton ducks the flying back elbow and Megumi Kudo crashes in to the mat…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo staggers up on to her feet…
Mark:Mya Denton with a couple of chops to the chest of Megumi Kudo and now hooks her up… Backbreaker! Mya Denton quickly covers Megumi Kudo 1…………….2…………Kickout by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Mya Denton is looking to take control of this match up…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is up in the corner… Mya Denton charges… Clothesline!
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is dazed in the corner…Tarantula! By Mya Denton…
Rhino:Nice move by the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:The EWA Womens Champion has a five count to break the hold and she waits until the last second to let go as she continued to stretch Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is holding on to her back right now…
Mark:Another Backbreaker! By the EWA Womens Champion… Mya Denton now covers Megumi Kudo 1…………..2……………3..No! Kickout by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Mya Denton is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Megumi Kudo staggers up on to her feet… Missle Dropkick! No! Megumi Kudo moves out of the way…
Rhino:That high risk move didn’t pay off for the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Megumi Kudo now hooks up Mya Denton… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge! 1………………….2………….3…….NO! Mya Denton gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Mya Denton is now slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Megumi Kudo hooks her up… German Suplex! With a Bridge 1………………..2………….3………NO! Mya Denton once again kicks out…
Rhino:You can tell right now Megumi Kudo is starting to get a little bit frustrated with the referee…
Mark:She has been getting up in the referee’s face after those last two pinfall attempts…
Rhino:Mya Denton is now trying to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with a hard kick to the midsection… Double Underhook Powerbomb! No! Mya Denton escapes and now gets behind Megumi Kudo… Baseball Slide! 1…………………2……………..3…………NO! Megumi Kudo kicks out…
Rhino:Both women are getting back up on to their feet…
Mark:Megumi Kudo charges and takes Mya Denton off of her feet with a Clothesline…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is trying to gather herself so she can put the EWA Womens Champion away…
Mark:Megumi Kudo now hooks up Mya Denton… Gutwrench Powerbomb! No! Mya Denton wraps her legs around the head of Megumi Kudo and takes her off of her feet with a headscissors…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo fell right on to the middle rope…
Mark:Mya Denton charges… 202!
Rhino:Her version of the 619 right there…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is dazed right now… IMPACT! By Mya Denton… Mya Denton covers Megumi Kudo 1………………….2……………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MYA DENTON!
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion survives the attack from Megumi Kudo and leaves with the victory here tonight…
Mark:Right now its time for a Number One Contenders Match to find out which man will be the first man to challenge for the new Unified Championship that will be made tonight in our Main Event…
Number One Contendership for the New Unified Championship
Josh Stewart vs Troy “The Rampage” Joseph
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Shangra-La…Weighing in at 225 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From West Hurley, Ny… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… JOSH STEWART!
(“Way of the Fist” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)
Mark:Josh Stewart nails Troy “The Rampage” Joseph with a couple of right hands to start things off… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph comes back with right hands of his own…
Rhino:Both men slugging it out…
Mark:Josh Stewart now with a kick to the midsection and now continues to hammer home those right hands to Troy “The Rampage” Joseph… Josh Stewart now whips Troy “The Rampage” Joseph off in to the ropes… Hip Toss!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart traps the arms of Troy “The Rampage” Joseph… Trapping Headbutts!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is dazed after all of those headbutts…
Mark:Josh Stewart scores with a Back Flip Kick! Right to Troy “The Rampage” Joseph… Josh Stewart covers him 1…………….2………..Kickout by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart whips Troy “The Rampage” Joseph off in to the ropes… Spin Heel Kick! Taking Troy “The Rampage” Joseph right off of his feet again…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is coming out determined to get back on the winning side of things after losing his EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:Josh Stewart now covers Troy “The Rampage” Joseph again 1…………….2………….Kickout by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart goes for a side kick… But Troy “The Rampage” Joseph catches his foot and now Troy “The Rampage” Joseph sweeps the legs right out from underneath Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Nice counter by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Mark:As Josh Stewart is on the ground Troy “The Rampage” Joseph stomps him right in the face…
Rhino:That’s just a straight up hard hitting shot right there…
Mark:Josh Stewart is getting back up on to his feet… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph with a hard kick to the midsection… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph drove him right in to the mat…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers Josh Stewart 1………………..2…………….3..No! Josh Stewart kicks out…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Swanton Bomb! Connects by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph right down on to Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is trying to roll out of the ring…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph pulls him back in to the ring right now and is pulling him back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Josh Stewart knew he was in trouble and he tried to get out of dodge…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now connects with a neckbreaker…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now pulling Josh Stewart over to the corner…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph has Josh Stewart setup on the top rope… Superplex! No! Josh Stewart blocks and knocks Troy “The Rampage” Joseph off the top rope…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now standing up on the top rope…
Mark:BROKEN SANITY!
Rhino:Big 630 Splash by Josh Stewart…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Troy “The Rampage” Joseph 1…………….2………………3…………..NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph gets his shoulder up at the last second…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Josh Stewart thought he had Troy “The Rampage” Joseph put away…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now trying to get back up on to his feet right now as Josh Stewart is primed and ready to put him away with probably the Brain Stew…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is back up… Josh Stewart with a kick to the midsection… BRAIN STEW! NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph counters out of it with a back body drop…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is getting back up…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph charges… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers Josh Stewart 1………………2………..3…….. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now will face the winner of The Rock and Lone Jobber later on tonight next week at Thursday Night Chaos…
Mark:Its time to see the EWA World Champion Triple H in action…
Non Title Match
Triple H vs Dangerous D
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match… Introducing First…From Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… DANGEROUS D!
(“Worlds Most Dangerous” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Triple H and Dangerous D are up in each others face…Triple H shoves Dangerous D… Dangerous D comes back and slaps Triple H right across the face…
Rhino:Triple H didn’t like that at all…
Mark:Triple H goes charging with a clothesline… Dangerous D ducks and now spins Triple H around and starts nailing Triple H with straight right hands…
Rhino:Dangerous D is really opening up on Triple H at the moment…
Mark:Dangerous D whips Triple H off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:The Game staggers back up on to his feet…
Mark:Running Clothesline! By Dangerous D knocking Triple H out of the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is frustrated to start out with here tonight against Dangerous D…
Mark:The fans get behind Dangerous D right now…
Rhino:Incoming!
Mark:Dangerous D dives through the ropes and lands right on to Triple H on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Dangerous D caught Triple H off guard…
Mark:Dangerous D rolls Triple H back in to the ring right now…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Triple H is staggering up on to his feet… Flying Crossbody! By Dangerous D who now covers Triple H 1……………….2…………….Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:The Game was able to power out of that cover…
Mark:Dangerous D now grabs Triple H and backs him up in to the corner… Dangerous D whips Triple H off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:The Game is dazed in the corner…
Mark:Dangerous D charges in… Triple H gets the boot up in to the face fo Dangerous D…
Rhino:That just slowed up Dangerous D…
Mark:Triple H grabs Dangerous D by the arm… Short Arm Clothesline! By Triple H laying out Dangerous D…
Rhino:The Game is now regrouping…
Mark:Triple H stomps away at Dangerous D right now…
Rhino:Dangerous D is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H now with a couple of right hands to Dangerous D and now shoots him off in to the ropes… Running High Knee! By Triple H… Triple H covers Dangerous D 1…………….2…………..Kickout by Dangerous D…
Rhino:Dangerous D is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H is now lining up Dangerous D… Knee Buster!
Rhino:Dangerous D is spinning around…
Mark:Spinebuster! By Triple H driving Dangerous D in to the canvas…
Rhino:Triple H is now taking control of this match up…
Mark:Triple H covers Dangerous D 1………………….2……………..3………NO! Dangerous D gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H now waits for Dangerous D to turn around… Triple H kicks Dangerous D in the midsection… PEDIGREE! NO! Countered with a Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Triple H is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D is back up on to his feet… Dangerous D with a kick to the midsection… STUNNER! NO! Triple H shoves Dangerous D off in to the corner…
Rhino:Dangerous D is staggering around…
Mark:Triple H kicks him in the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Dangerous D has been laid out…
Mark:Triple H covers Dangerous D 1………………..2…………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:Triple H continues to be on a roll as we head in to May-Hem…
Mark:Triple H doesn’t have possession of his World Championship Belt…
Rhino:That belongs to Rob Van Dam at the moment…
Mark:Triple H is asking for a microphone it looks like…
HHH:Rob… Your time is up… Bring Me my World Title NOW!
Rhino:Will Rob Van Dam Show Up?
(“Walk plays over the PA System…. Rob Van Dam appears on Hardcore Theater)
Mark:Well Rob Van Dam is here via Hardcore Theater and he is basically taunting Triple H by holding up the World Title…
Rhino:Look how angry Triple H is…
Mark:Triple H wants his belt back… But I dont think he is getting it tonight as Rob Van Dam has disappeared off of Hardcore Theater…
Rhino:Triple H is storming to the back…
Mark:Right now its back to the ring for the first match in the Best of Three Series between Doug Kinsella and Big Daddy Ace…
Best of Three Series
Match 1-Tables Match
Doug Kinsella vs Big Daddy Ace
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a the Tables Match in the Best of Three Series… Introducing first…From Boston, Mass…Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“Enemy” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Dayton, Ohio…Weighing in at 235 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Blackbird” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Mark:Shane McMahon ordered both of these men to battle in a Best of Three Series with the winner of the series earning a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Its the opportunity that Big Daddy Ace wants.. Lets see if he can find a way to win this series and earn himself a shot finally at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace opens up with a couple of straight right hands to Doug Kinsella as he backs him right up in to the corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is hammering Doug Kinsella with shots right to the ribs in the corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips Doug Kinsella off in to the farside corner… Doug Kinsella staggers out of the corner and Big Daddy Ace takes him down with a running clothesline…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella gets back up on to his feet..
Mark:Big Daddy Ace scoops up Doug Kinsella up on his shoulder… Running Powerslam! No! Doug Kinsella is able to escape… Big Daddy Ace turns around and Doug Kinsella nails him with a Blackout Kick!
Rhino:Nice kick right there by Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Doug Kinsella comes off the ropes and drops a knee right down in to the face of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now pulling Big Daddy Ace up in to the corner…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with a hard elbow right to the side of the head of Big Daddy Ace in the corner and now hooks up Big Daddy Ace and drops him right on his head with a Death Valley Driver!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is holding on to his head…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now going to the outside of the ring and is now bringing a table in to the ring…
Rhino:It looks like Doug Kinsella is looking to take Big Daddy Ace out of this match up early…
Mark:Doug Kinsella has the table opened up and now rams Big Daddy Ace’s head right in to the side of the table…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has been laid out on the table by Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Shane McMahon as we can see is watching on from his office backstage…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Swanton Bomb! No! Big Daddy Ace moves and Doug Kinsella goes crashing in to the table…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has to be the one to put Doug Kinsella through the table to win… Doug Kinsella cant put himself through it like he just did…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now staggering up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace with right hands and now sends Doug Kinsella off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is starting to feel it…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is getting back up on to his feet… Spinning Right Hand! By Big Daddy Ace knocking Doug Kinsella right off of his feet..
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is pulling himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now kicks him in the midsection… Powerbomb! By The Boston Badass…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now heading to the outside of the ring and he is now the one bringing a table in to the ring…
Mark:Doug Kinsella looks to be out on his feet right now… Big Daddy Ace charges with the table and runs over Doug Kinsella with the table…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella now looks to be completely out of it with that…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now opens up the table and has it standing up in the corner…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace lines up Doug Kinsella… SPEAR! NO! Doug Kinsella moves and Big Daddy Ace goes crashing through the table…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now quickly going to the outside of the ring and is bringing another table in to the ring…
Mark:Doug Kinsella has the table setup…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now up on the table with Big Daddy Ace… Doug Kinsella hooks up Big Daddy Ace… FINAL ENCOUNTER! NO! Big Daddy Ace escapes and now has Doug Kinsella up on his shoulders…
Rhino:This is going to be it right here…
Mark:ACE CRUSHER! NO! Doug Kinsella counters… DDT THROUGH THE TABLE! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DOUG KINSELLA!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella picks up the victory and is now up One Match to None in the series…
Mark:Shane McMahon approves of what just happened with Doug Kinsella winning this match up…
Rhino:Can Big Daddy Ace rebound next week? We will have to see… As he is going to need to…
Mark:Right now its time for the match up to determine who will be the Third Man in the Main Event of May-Hem…
Winner is Entered as The Third Man in the EWA World Championship Match at May-Hem
Subway vs Chris Jericho
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Wildwood, NJ… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Accompanied by Megumi Kudo… SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… Y2J CHRIS JERICHO!
(“Break The Walls Down” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)
Mark:Last week Chris Jericho and Subway were forced to be Partners at Unholy Alliances and it was Subway who suffered the lose to Rob Van Dam which has stirred up some controversy on who is the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Now they get to battle for the final spot in the World Title Match…
Mark:Chris Jericho starts off with chops across the chest of the X-Core Soldier Subway…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is lighting up the chest of Subway…
Mark:Chris Jericho now whips Subway off in to the ropes… Subway comes off the ropes and gets knocked off of his feet with an elbow right to the face…
Rhino:Subway is getting right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Jericho now hooks up Subway and connects with a Snap Suplex! Chris Jericho floats right over in to a Cover 1………………2……….Kickout by Subway…
Rhino:Chris Jericho just kicked Subway right in to the middle of the back…
Mark:Chris Jericho is pulling Subway up on to his feet and nails him with another vertical suplex….
Rhino:Chris Jericho is taking it right to Subway…
Mark:Chris Jericho covers Subway again 1…………..2…………Kickout by Subway…
Rhino:Subway is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Jericho charges from behind… Running Bulldog! No! Subway blocks and shoves Chris Jericho in to the corner..
Rhino:Chris Jericho is staggering backwards…
Mark:Subway with a dropkick right to the back of the head of Chris Jericho…
Rhino:That caught him good…
Mark:Subway turns Chris Jericho over and covers Chris Jericho 1………………2…………Kickout by Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now the one getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway now drives Chris Jericho back in the corner and now Subway starts to drive his shoulder right in to the midsection of Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Subway is now trying to knock the wind right out of Chris Jericho…
Mark:Subway hooks up Chris Jericho… Side Walk Slam! Subway covers Chris Jericho 1………………..2………………Kickout once again by Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Subway has something in mind right now…
Mark:Subway now drags Chris Jericho over to the ring apron…
Rhino:Subway has Chris Jericho’s head hanging off the side of the ring apron…
Mark:Subway now climbs up on to the middle rope… Leg Drop! Right down on to Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now hurting on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Subway now rolls Chris Jericho back in to the ring…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway now kicks Chris Jericho in the midsection… Pulling Piledriver!
Rhino:Subway could have Chris Jericho right now…
Mark:Subway covers Chris Jericho 1…………………2…………..3……….NO! Chris Jericho gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close nearfall right there…
Mark:Subway is now waiting for Chris Jericho to get back up on to his feet… Chris Jericho is up… Subway hooks him up… Double Arm DDT! No! Chris Jericho counters…Chris Jericho trips up Subway… Walls of Jericho!
Rhino:Subway is now trapped…
Mark:Subway is now trying to get to the ropes as quick as he can right now…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is sitting back on the Walls of Jericho….
Mark:Subway is trying to get to the ropes and Chris Jericho brings him farther away from the ropes…
Rhino:Subway is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Mark:The referee asks Subway if he wants to give it up…
Rhino:Subway is saying no…
Mark:Chris Jericho is screaming at Subway to give it up…
Rhino:Subway continues to say no…
Mark:Subway reaches out and is able to get to the ropes…
Rhino:The damage has been done to Subway…
Mark:Subway is now staggering up on to his feet… From behind… Running Bulldog!
Rhino:Subway is laid out in the center of the ring…
Mark:LIONSAULT! Connects by Chris Jericho… Chris Jericho covers Subway 1………………….2………………3………….NO! Subway gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Chris Jericho thought he had him beat right here and now…
Mark:Subway is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Chris Jericho has him lined up…
Mark:CODEBREAKER! NO! Subway blocks and holds on to the ropes…
Rhino:Chris Jericho’s head just bounced off the mat…
Mark:Chris Jericho staggers up… SUBLINE! Subway covers Chris Jericho 1………………….2……………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SUBWAY!
Rhino:Subway will now be the third man in the Triple Threat Ladder Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Subway, Rob Van Dam, Triple H and a ladder… That can be really interesting… As we now get set for our Title Unification Main Event…
Title Unification Match
EWA Television Championship vs EWA Total Impact Championship
The Rock vs Lone Jobber
*The Winner’s Championship will be the Championship Kept Active*
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Title Unification Match for the EWA Television and EWA Total Impact Championships… Introducing first… From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…The EWA Total Impact Champion… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion…. THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Mark:Last week Lone Jobber won the EWA Total Impact Championship for the first time in his EWA Career… Now he wants to hope that he is not the last EWA Total Impact Champion in the history of the company…
Rhino:The Rock doesn’t want to be the last EWA Television Champion either…
Mark:The Rock and Lone Jobber doing a bit of trash talking with one another as this match up is underway… The Rock goes for a right hand… Lone Jobber blocks and starts to nail The Rock with right hands… Lone Jobber with an irish whip sending The Rock off in to the ropes… Dropkick! No! The Rock holds on to the ropes…
Rhino:Lone Jobber’s head bounced right off the mat…
Mark:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet… The Rock charges and scores with a running clothesline…
Rhino:The Rock is now putting the boots to the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:For The Rock to win he has to either make Lone Jobber tap out or knock him out… While Lone Jobber can knock out, make The Rock tap out or pin him…
Rhino:Interesting set of rules for this match up…
Mark:Lone Jobber is getting back up… The Rock hooks him up and nails him with a Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:You could see The Rock thought about going for a pinfall right there… But since he has to beat the EWA Total Impact Champion… He has to use Total Impact Title Rules…
Mark:The Rock now drags Lone Jobber over to the ring post…
Rhino:The Rock has Lone Jobber in position….
Mark:The Rock rams Lone Jobber’s right leg right in to the Steel Ring Post…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is hurting…
Mark:The Rock once again rams his leg right in to the ring post…
Rhino:The Rock is now looking around ringside and has found himself a steel chair…
Mark:The Rock lines up the leg of Lone Jobber and The Rock nails Lone Jobber right leg with the Steel Chair right in to the ring post…
Rhino:You can hear the fact that Lone Jobber is in pain as you heard him scream after that shot with the Steel Chair…
Mark:The Rock now rolls back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock grabs Lone Jobber by the leg… Dragon Screw! No! Enziguri! Right to the back of the head of The Rock…
Rhino:Nice counter by Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber limping around on his feet right now… The Rock is back up as Lone Jobber nails him with a couple of shots… Lone Jobber whips The Rock off in the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges but his leg gives out underneath him and Lone Jobber falls to the ground…
Rhino:You knew at some point the pain would catch up to him…
Mark:The Rock comes out of the corner and goes to pick up Lone Jobber… Small Package! 1………………….2……………3………NO! The Rock kicks out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just suckered in The Rock right there…
Mark:The Rock gets back up…
Rhino:As does Lone Jobber…
Mark:The Rock with a low dropkick and takes out the right leg of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is holding on to that leg right now…
Mark:The Rock now is hooking up Lone Jobber… Sharpshooter!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in trouble now…
Mark:The Rock has the Sharpshooter really locked in right now…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying his best to fight to the ropes…
Mark:The Pain might be too much for Lone Jobber to take right now as he tries to inch towards the ropes…
Rhino:Lone Jobber’s fingertips are close to the ropes…
Mark:Lone Jobber reaches and is able to get to the ropes…
Rhino:The Rock looks like he has Lone Jobber right where he wants him right now…
Mark:The Rock waits for Lone Jobber to turn around… ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is laid out in the center of the ring…
Mark:The Rock would normally cover Lone Jobber but he cant…
Rhino:It looks like The Rock is going back for the Sharpshooter…
Mark:Sharpshooter! Once again by The Rock…
Rhino:This is not good for Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to fight his way to the ropes but you have to wonder how much more Lone Jobber has left in the tank…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to fight his way to the ropes…
Mark:The referee is asking Lone Jobber if he wants to give it up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is saying no…
Mark:The Rock is trying to stop him from getting to the ropes…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is reaching…
Mark:The Rock pulls him back to the center of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is crawling his way to the ropes…
Mark:The Rock is trying to lock it in as best he can to keep Lone Jobber from making it to the ropes…
Rhino:Lone Jobber looks like he wants to tap out…
Mark:Lone Jobber Taps! The Ropes! And now Lone Jobber grabs the ropes…
Rhino:The Rock was just tapped on the back and he thought he just won the match up…
Mark:The Rock is furious right now as he is waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Rock has Lone Jobber lined up…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around… ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Lone Jobber blocks with elbows to the side of the head… Lone Jobber now hooks up The Rock… DDT!
Rhino:Lone Jobber and The Rock are both down on the canvas…
Mark:The Rock and Lone Jobber are now getting back up on to their feet…Lone Jobber goes for a right hand… The Rock comes back with a right hand of his own…
Rhino:Both men are trading shots back and forth right now…
Mark:The Rock whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Lone Jobber holds on to the ropes as The Rock misses a dropkick…
Rhino:The Rock is slow to get back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber lines up The Rock… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:I think Lone Jobber just got all of that kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers The Rock 1…………………2……………..3……….NO! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Rock barely got his shoulder up…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now waiting for The Rock to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Rock is back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber lines him up…THE GIMMICK! NO! The Rock gets out of the way… Lone Jobber turns around… ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Lone Jobber blocks… LOW CARD KICK! NO! The Rock grabs his leg…
Rhino:The Rock just tripped up Lone Jobber…
Mark:Sharpshooter! No! Lone Jobber powers out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock charges… Clothesline! No! THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:That’s It!
Mark:Lone Jobber covers The Rock 1…………………….2………………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion and NEW EWA Television Champion…LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber has just Unified the EWA Television and EWA Total Impact Championships…
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Championship Lives On! With Lone Jobber as its champion… Can Lone Jobber hang on top of the EWA Total Impact Championship Division? We will see what happens next week at Thursday Night Chaos… Good Night Everyone!
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