In Your House: Sabotage 2000
JoeyS: Live from Madison Square Gardens, a sold-out crowd is going crazy awaiting the official start of EWA’s first pay-per-view Sabotage! I’m your host Joey Styles and welcome, in this telecast we will see the self-proclaimed “Ruler of the World” get caged in with the true “Scotty Too Hotty” Scott Steiner. And where a friendship may end as we know it, Rob Van Dam, Mr. PPV, going up against his friend, X-pac. The Tag Team tournament is also going to go on to crown a new tag te– ( “OH YOU DIDN’T KNOW?” ….”YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODY” Road Dogg Jesse James and Bad Ass Billy Gunn walk down towards the ring, crowd cheering. ) What is this? They aren’t supposed to come out yet ( BA and RD enter the ring. Road Dogg grabs the mic. )
Road Dogg: Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys, and girls children of all ages the EWA proudly presents the soon to be Tag Team champions of the WOOORRLLLDD, the Road Dogg Jesse James, the Bad Ass Billy Gunn, the NEW AGE OUTLAWS!
Bad Ass: Road Dogg I just looked at the teams and, I think you and deserve better opponents, all these guys did was slack off, we didn’t hear jack SHIT from them. So Joey move your ASS, because the Road Dogg and Mr. Ass are going to show you how to do some REAL color commentary. ( BA throws the mic down and they exits the ring and take a seat next to Joey Styles.)
JoeyS: Well I can’t say that I am happy to see you guys but, it doesn’t matter to me, I never get my way. Lets go on to the first match, the FTW Belt is on the line.
FTW Match: Shadow Vs. Vyder
Shadow walks out, and raises his hands and the belt. He runs into the ring and glares towards the entrance ramp, as Vyder walks out. He slides into the ring and the match is on, Vyder and Shadow exchange rights and lefts, rake to the eyes by Shadow. Shadow grabs Vyder and throws him into the ropes, He frog leaps, and lands a super kick right in between the eyes. Shadow grabs Vyder by the head and flips him over, and drives a snap kick right in the back of Vyder. Wait a minute whats going on. The OUTSIDERS run into the ring, Kevin Nash delivers a big boot to Shadow, Vyder and Hall are going on it, Hall gets the better of him, and throws him into the ropes, and grabs him, SAMOAN DROP! The crowd is going crazy, Kevin picks up Shadow, and plants him in between his legs, and the crowd roars with excitement. Kevin Nash nearly folds Shadow in half with a powerbomb. Hall delivers the Outsider’s Edge to Vyder. Nash and Hall throw them outside of the ring, and Nash grabs a mic.
Winner: No Contest, Shadow retains the FTW belt
Nash: Now this is what I call entertainment. By the way, you can thank the newest members of DX for saving you from this dumb match.
Joey: HALL AND NASH HAVE ARRIVED IN EWA!!! They have just screwed Vyder’s chance of getting that FTW Belt! What will happen next?
#1 Contender (Street Fight) for the World Title
Triple H makes his way to the ring, fans cheering. He smirks and enters the ring cockily (HHH grabs mic from announcer)
HHH: Rocky Tonight The Special Guest Referee That will DRIVE YOU “STONE COLD CRAZY”is none other than DEGENERATION X MEMBER STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN and IF YOU AIN’T DOWN WITH THAT WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA….SUCK IT!
Glass shatters as Stone Cold comes down with a beer in his hand in a referee outfit. He chugs the beer and raises his hands. He enters the ring, and crotch chops Joey and the NAO. IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEELL…blares on the PA system. Rocky comes out with the People’s eyebrow raised, he walks down the entrance ramp. Wait Chyna comes running down the ramp with a 2×4. She spins Rocky Around, no he ducks, ROCK BOTTOM on Chyna. He gets in her face and starts yelling. HHH runs out of the ring and lands a forearm shot in the back of the head, Rock stumbles, and HHH throws him in the ring. The crowd is now chanting “ASSHOLE” directed at the “Game” he yells out at the crowd. Rock is up, and bounces off the ropes, flying clothesline. Cover, Austin isn’t even paying attention. Rocky gets up and gets in Austin’s face, Stone Cold, quickly kicks Rocky in the gut and gives him the STONE COLD STUNNER! HHH covers, quick count 1-2-3! The Rock was screwed!
Joey: Well HHH is now headed into the next card going up against the winner of the Sid/Steiner match later on tonight. Just a reminder folks Sabotage results will be a two parter.
(The New Age Outlaws talk to each other quietly and then walk towards the back)
Joey: Thank God their gone, maybe they have thought better and decided to compete. Whatever the reason, they have gone, …peace and quiet…at least for now. Wait a minute I’m receiving word in the back, lets get a camera to the back quickly!
The New Age Outlaws can be seen beating up Shawn Micheals and Chris Jericho, Scotty Too Hotty and Rikishi also can be seen lying on the floor groaning in pain. Road Dogg and Billy laugh.
Road Dogg: These tag teams are nothing. We will refuse to compete against losers like them.
Joey: Those bastards, SON OF A BITCH, they have just taken the tag teams out, all that is left is Grand Master Sexy and Tommy Dreamer. Hold on someone else is arriving in a ….pimped out Cadillac?
A Cadillac can be seen parking. All of a sudden 3 men step outside of it, dressed in sweats. They shove the cameraman out of the way and make their way to the arena. “California Love” starts up, and the fans cheer. They step into the ring.
Damu: For all of you punks that don’t know up, and for the ones trying to FORGET! We are the Killa Kali Klan, the best damn tag team that ever came to this damn federation. Hey Rob I know your in the back. We are going to meet REAL soon!
Treach: Don’t think we forgot all that crap you did to us. Your going down! Speaking of going down, why don’t those two geeks Tommy Dreamer and Grand Master Sexy come out here and feel what it really is like to get extreme.
Match 3 KKK Vs Tommy Dreamer and Grand Master
“Man in the Box” plays as Tommy Dreamer and Grand Master come out and they rush into the ring. Damu, and Treach start to beat up on them. Malice just sits on the ropes and watches. Damu grabs Dreamer and gives him a brain buster. Dreamer kicks around in pain, as Treach throws Grand Master to the outside. Malice now stands up, as Damu slides Dreamer in the middle of the ring. Malice strikes up a New Jack pose and takes to the air in a monstrous 450 Splash! DREAMER IS DEAD! DREAMER IS DEAD! COVER 1…2….3!
Winner and EWA Tag Team champs: Killa Kali Klan
Joey: Welcome back to Part 2 of EWA’s IYH: Sabotage, where in the first half we have seen the return of EWA’s greatest Tag team, the Killa Kali Klan, Damu, Treach, and Malice, and also the “debut” of the Outsiders Hall and Nash. The crowd is on their feet for the next match. So lets go to the ring!
TV Title on the line Match 4: Rob Van Dam(c) Vs. X-pac
“Walk” hits the sound system as the crowd goes wild, as Rob Van Dam walk out with his belt over his shoulder. He slides in the ring, and points to himself. The crowd shouts as he spin, kicks. The lights go out, “X-paaaaac” fireworks go off, as X-pac walks out. He takes a drink from his water bottle and walks down towards the ring. He enters the ring, and points to the TV belt. The bell rings and both men lock up, RVD gets the upper hand and delivers a near perfect hip toss, X-pac jumps up and delivers 2 sharp kicks into Rob’s chest, and spin-kicks him down. X-pac, quickly slides over and puts Rob in an arm-bar. Rob quickly inches to the ropes, X-pac grabs him by the hair and throws him to the outside. X-pac goes off the ropes and goes for a suicide dive! No Rob punches him in the gut as he falls. Rob picks X-pac up and throws him into the guard rail, X-pac tries to make a comeback, and gives Rob a knife-hand chop into the chest. Rob delivers a short arm clothesline that sends X-pac into the crowd. Rob throws a chair into X-pac’s face, and climbs back in the ring. He gets some momentum going and jumps on the ring post, and off Somersault plancha hits X-pac right on the money! Rob grabs X-pac by the hair and drags him over the railing and back into the ring. Rob throws X-pac into the ropes, X-pac ducks, off the ropes, and flying kicks Rob square in the jaw. X-pac, grabs Rob and gives him a hurricanrana, Rob slowly gets up and X-pac grabs Rob in a sleeper, the crowd cheers, getting into this match. Rob struggles to hold on and throws X-pac into the ring post. Rob runs and delivers a monkey flip. He signals to a person in the crowd and a chair is thrown, Rob catches it, and turns around, X-pac is there and slams his foot into the chair, and it connects with Van Dam’s face. Cover, 1-2- NO 2 1/3 Rob just barely got his shoulder up. X-pac is really frustrated, Rob slowly gets up and X-pac slams the chair into his face. X-pac leaps on the ropes and lands a corkscrew moonsault, cover 1…2…no Rob got the shoulder up. X-pac picks up Rob, and attempts a suplex, block by Van Dam, and Rob gives X-pac a snap suplex. Rob leaps over and delivers a reverse standing moonsault. Rob grabs the chair, and waits, X-pac gets up, and Rob throws the chair. X-pac catches it, and Rob gives the VAN DAMINATOR! WAIT A MINUTE! SCOTT STEINER AND BUFF ARE RUNNING OUT, BUFF JUST NAILED THE REFEREE! SCOTT GRABS ROB FROM BEHIND, INVERTED DDT. Buff grabs Rob, who is busted open, and Scott grabs the chair and slams it into the head of X-pac, then Rob. Buff grabs X-pac and lays him over Rob, and laughs, as the two leave. The ref gains consciousness and counts 1….2….3!
WINNER AND NEW EWA TV CHAMP: X-pac
Michael Cole: I’m here in the back Big Poppa Pump. Scott what is going on in your head, why would you do such a think like cause Rob Van Dam to lose the belt?
Scott: First off Cole, get the hell out of here, I have gotten mosquito bites bigger than you. Rob Van Dam, that is what I thought about your little 10 grand fine, that I got because of beating up that loser of a man Papi Chulo and that bitch of his. Your just lucky I didn’t get you in the ring, otherwise your ass would be mine!
Steiner walks off back towards the ring. His music comes on as the cage begins to lower. The fans are booing him, and he yells at this one overweight redneck. He gets into the ring and poses for some pictures. The arena grows dark, and a laughter can be heard throughout the arena. Steiner is looking everywhere. A spot light is looking around the arena. Sid’s music comes on, and the crowd erupts into cheers. The lights come on and Sid is standing behind Steiner with the belt over his head. Scott doesn’t even see him. Sid hands the belt to the ref and grabs Steiner and throws him into the cage. This is going to be an all out war. Steiner grabs Sid and throws him on the ground, and they start to punch each other. They ref can hardly get control. Scott uses his strength and muscles Sid up, kick in the gut, and Steiner grabs Sid and picks him up, Gorilla Press SLAM! Scott goes and looks underneath the ring and pulls out a table and sets it up. He then goes back underneath the ring and grabs a chair. Scott slides back in and Sid punches Scott in the head and gives BPP a super kick. Scott gets up slowly. Sid throws him into the ropes, Scott ducks the clothesline and turns around putting on the breaks, and drop-kicks Sid in the chest. Sid goes down hard. This match may be over sooner than the crowd thought No wait Sid got up! SID Got UP! He lifts his leg and BOOM, Big boot to the face of Big Poppa Pump! Sid grabs Steiner and gives him a massive body slam. The crowd is chanting Sid’s name, wait a minute Buff is coming out, He unlocks the cage, wait what is that in his hand? It is a pipe, Sid turns around and gets clocked with it. Buff begins to stomp away at Sid, Scott gets up and he begins the stompfest also. The lights shut off, what else can happen now. The lights come on and it is SABU!
Joey Styles: IT’S SABU, IT’S SABU, HE HAS COME TO EWA!! WHO’S SIDE IS HE ON? IT IS COMPLETE MAYHEM IN THE RING, SABU HAS A CHAIR, OH GOD NO!
Sabu grabs the chair and cracks it against Buff’s head. Scott Steiner turns around and gets nailed with the chair too. Sid sets up the table and points to Bagwell, and BPP. He sets them on the table and Sabu goes to the outside of the cage. He opens up a hatch and points to the sky. The crowd is going crazy. Sabu leaps from the top, and Arabian Face busts both men through the table from the top of the cage. The crowd suddenly shuts up in disbelief. “California Love” comes on and Damu, Treach, and Malice run to the ring with trash cans. They start attacking Sabu and Sid, Malice grabs Sid and gives him a wicked spine buster. “Walk” blares on and Rob runs down to the ring, Damu grabs a chair and slams it into Sabu, Rob leaps on the Ropes, and gives Damu a Van Daminator! Rob points to himself, and Sabu, Sid and Rob clear the ring. Rob shakes Sid’s hand and then goes to shake Sabu’s. Sabu looks at him and drop kicks him in the knee. Sabu then grabs the chair leaps up and delivers an Arabian Facebuster on Rob, and throws him out of the cage. Sid raises the belt, and Sabu points to the sky.
Joey: OH MY GOD! SID AND SABU PARTNERS?? WHAT A DEADLY COMBINATION, WHAT A MATCH! ROB VAN DAM CAME AND HELPED OUT SABU BUT SABU REMEMBERED, HOW ROB MUST HAVE HELD HIM BACK, AND WANTED NO PART OF IT. I’m Joey Styles, thank you to all the wrestlers who participated, and for watching EWA’s official First PPV SABOTAGE! And for the Record: OH MY GOD!