Friday Night Frenzy (12-21-01)

Mark:Welcome Welcome Welcome to Friday Night Frenzy… We are sold out here in Boston, Mass for what should be one hell of an event… Im Mark and Join as always by the man just known as Rhino…

Rhino:Yep thats me… Im Rhino… I love to eat Purg Dogs…

Mark:Well tonight we will see a Triple Tier Cage match for the eWa World Heavyweight Title between the current champion Purgatory… And the challenger Triple H…

Rhino:Man Do I love to piss off Triple H… Did you see him earlier today… Did you see how pissed off he was… It was so great…

Mark:But also tonight… We will see Jay Mack defend his Television Title against Jeff Jarrett and Chris Jericho… Also Rob Van Dam will defend his eWa X Championship against Lone Jobber and Mike Cameras… Plus alot more… But now lets head in to the ring to begin this night…

Loser(s) Leave eWa Match
Demon Child vs Blake Bennit & Whiplash

Pa Announcer:The opening match here tonight at Friday Night Frenzy is set for one fall and is a Loser or Losers Leave eWa Match… Introducing first From Kennewick, Wa… Weighing in at 189 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…

(Demon’s Theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponents… From Atlanta Ga… The Team of Blake Bennit and Whiplash… TEAM BETTER THAN YOU…

(“Let the Bodies” hits as they make their way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go…Demon Child and Whiplash will be starting it out…

Rhino:Demon Child really wants to keep his job…

Mark:Demon Child ties up with Whiplash… Whiplash falls to the mat…

Rhino:What in the hell…

Mark:Blake is telling Demon Child to cover Whiplash 1………………….2………..3……..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DEMON CHILD…

Rhino:What just happened here…

Mark:I guess Blake is going to tell us what they just did…

Blake:Listen up everyone! I dont give a fuck what yall think! I dont care what demon thinks! what jay thinks!What any of the powers think or any of yall! Were in another fed,the LcW, We are not jobbers we just hate the ewa. Thats all there is to it so leave us the fuck alone!!!

Mark:Look at the eWa fans boo the crap out of those two…

Rhino:Good… We dont need those assholes here anymore… Get the hell out of this company you pieces of shit…

Mark:Now look at Demon Child jump for joy in the ring…

Rhino:The Rock… The Rock is in the ring…

Mark:ROCK BOTTOM… ROCK BOTTOM to Demon Child in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Maybe that will Shut Demon Child up…

Mark:Well as Demon Child gets helped to the back… I Would like to inform you that Razor Ramon and Psycronic will not be here tonight due to flight problems they weren’t able to get here this evening… So that means Billy Kidman will have the night off… And Also it will now be Jeremy Mack vs The Rock…

The Rock vs Jeremy Mack

Pa Announcer:This match is set for one fall… Currently in the ring… From Miami Florida… THE ROCK.. His opponent… From New York City… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… JEREMY MACK…

(Jeremy’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go… The Rock and Jeremy Mack trading blows back and forth inside the center of the ring… The Rock sends him in to the ropes… Big Clothesline by The Rock… The Boots now being dealt to Jeremy Mack…

Rhino:The Rock looks fired up tonight…

Mark:The Rock sends him in to the ropes… SPINEBUSTER by The Rock…

Rhino:Its time for the most electrifying move is sports entertainment today…

Mark:Elbow pad is off… Off one side and to the other…

Rhino:DEMON CHILD…

Mark:Demon Child is in the ring… And he has stopped The Rock… The Rock nails him with a right hand…

Rhino:And down went Demon Child…

Mark:The Rock now waiting for either Demon Child or Jeremy Mack to get up… Jeremy Mack is up near the ropes… Clothesline by The Rock and Jeremy Mack and The Rock are now going at it on the outside…

Rhino:Demon Child is now going over there as well…

Mark:The Ref is up to 8………9…………..10…..

Pa Announcer:Both men have been counted out and the result of the match up is a draw…

Rhino:The Rock aint done though…

Mark:The Rock is hammering back at Demon Child… The Rock throws Demon Child back in the ring…ROCK BOTTOM on Demon Child…

(“If You Smell” hits as The Rock leaves the Ring…)

Rhino:The Rock has sent a message to Demon Child tonight…

Mark:Well lets get back to the ring for some more action…

Shawn Michaels vs Stone Cold Steve Austin

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN…

(“Glass” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… He is one half of the eWa Tag Team Champions… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…

(“Boy Toy” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:The Bell Sounds as Stone Cold and HBK go right at each with wasting no time… Both men are trading blows back and forth right now… Stone Cold now taking it to the Heartbreak Kid… Stone Cold sends him in to the ropes and a huge back body drop… Stone Cold delivers a big clothesline and Michaels now rolls to the outside…

Rhino:Stone Cold is opening up a can of whoop ass at the moment…

Mark:Michaels now back in the ring now… Michaels ducks the right hand now and nails him with a jab of his own… Michaels now backing Stone Cold up in to the corner… Michaels now puts the boots to him in the corner before sending him off to the other corner…

Rhino:Austin nails him with a lou thez press as he was running at him…

Mark:Stone Cold off the ropes and nails him with an elbow… Cover 1……………..2…….. Kickout by Shawn Michaels… Michaels now gets pick up and gets hot shot across the top rope…

Rhino:Stone Cold is looking for the Stunner…

Mark:Blocked by Michaels who sends him off… Goes for the super kick… Ducked by Stone Cold who turns him around and nails him with a clothesline…

Rhino:That clothesline almost took his head off…

Mark:Stone Cold now goes for the stunner again… Blocked… Michaels sends him off and goes for a clothesline… Austin ducks… HBK turns around… SUPERKICK by Michaels cover 1…………….2……………….3……

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS…

Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid picks up one tonight…

Mark:Well its now time for our first title match so lets head down to the ring…

eWa Championship Match
Justin Credible(c) vs Test

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the eWa Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 282 Pounds… TEST…

(“This is a Test” hits as Test makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His Opponent… From Ozone Park, NY… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… He is the eWa Champion… JUSTIN CREDIBLE…

(“Snap Your Fingers, Snap your neck” hits as Justin walks to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go… Justin Credible goes right after the bigger man Test… Test though shoves him off but Justin Credible doesn’t let up… Test grabs Justin by the neck and throws him across the ring…

Rhino:What strength by Test…

Mark:Test now picks him up and slams him to the canvas… Test goes for a leg drop by Justin Credible moves out of the way and ends up nailing him with a dropkick… Justin Credible now drops a leg to Test and covers him 1………….2…….. Kickout by Test…

Rhino:That was a kick out with authority…

Mark:Test is back up and Justin nails him with a swinging neckbreaker… Followed by boots to the ribs…Another cover by the champion 1…………2…….. Kickout again…

Rhino:Justin Credible is trying everything he can to keep him down…

Mark:Justin Credible now sends him in to the ropes… Reversal by Test… Goes for the big boot… Ducked by Justin Credible… Superkick on Test… Cover 1………………..2…………….3…….

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Champion… JUSTIN CREDIBLE…

Rhino:DX still has some gold…

Mark:Well its time to find out who will be the next challengers for DX’s Tag Team Titles…

Texas Tornado Match for the #1 Contendership for the Tag Team Titles
New Age Outlaws vs Dragon and Prodigy

Pa Announcer:This next match is a Texas Tornado Match and is set for one fall… It is also for the Number One Contendership for the eWa Tag Team Titles…Introducing first… Weighing in at a combined weight of 707 Pounds… DRAGON and PRODIGY…

(D&P’s Theme hits as they make their way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 504 Pounds… Road Dogg and Bad Ass Billy Gunn… THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS…

(“Oh You Didn’t Know” hits as the Outlaws make their way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go… Road Dogg and Dragon and Billy and Prodigy… Prodigy nails Billy Gunn with a big head butt… Prodigy picks him up and just drops him hard to the canvas…

Rhino:Road Dogg trying to take down Dragon with stinging left hands… But it has no effect as Dragon just caught him and nailed his with a belly to belly suplex…

Mark:Prodigy with a big splash to Billy Gunn and Dragon does the same thing to Road Dogg… Double cover 1………………2…………. Double Kick out by both men…

Rhino:The Outlaws need to speed up the pace of this match up if they can… If not… Its not going to look good…

Mark:Prodigy now Picks up Billy Gunn in a press slam… Billy blocks it with a rake to the eye and a clip to the back of the knee…

Rhino:Road Dogg is hooked for a suplex but gets out and clips Dragon from behind…

Mark:The Outlaws are now putting the boots to both Dragon and Prodigy… Dragon is the first one back to his feet and The Outlaws nail him with a double clothesline that has sent him to the outside…

Rhino:Double Dropkick to Prodigy…

Mark:Cover by Billy Gunn 1………………….2……….. Kickout by Prodigy… The Outlaws continue to double team Prodigy as the connect with a double suplex… Another cover 1……………….2………… Kickout by Prodigy again..

Rhino:Dragon is back in the ring… The Outlaws go for a double clothesline… Ducked by Dragon who nails them with one…

Mark:Dragon now picks up Road Dogg and nails him with a powerbomb… Cover 1……………2……. Billy Gunn breaks it up… Billy Gunn now hammering from behind… Double clip by The Outlaws…

Rhino:Prodigy is back up… Double Dropkick to Prodigy and it sends him to the outside…

Mark:Billy Gunn picks up Dragon in to a belly to back suplex… With a neckbreaker by Road Dogg… And they connect… Cover by Billy Gunn 1…………..2…………….3……

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners… THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS…

Rhino:It looks like the Outlaws will get a shot at DX Pretty Soon…

Tables Ladders and Chairs eWa X Championship Match
Rob Van Dam(c) vs Lone Jobber vs Mike Cameras

Pa Announcer:This next match is a TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS MATCH…And is for the eWa X Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… First… From Hollywood, Ca… Weighing in 189 Pounds…The Critic… MIKE CAMERAS…

(MC’s Music hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Kennewick, Wa… Weighing in at 190 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…

(Jobber’s theme hits as he makes his way out…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Battle Creek, Mi… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… He is the eWa X Champion… ROB VAN DAM…

(“Walk” hits as RVD makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go… Jobber and The Critic dont go after RVD… Because they are tearing at one another…

Rhino:And the X Champion can just watch them tare each other apart…

Mark:Lone Jobber sends him in to the ropes… RVD nails The Critic with a spin kick and he rolls to the outside… Jobber and Van Dam are staring down one another… Van Dam strikes Jobber first with a couple of forearm shots…RVD now sends Jobber in to the ropes… Goes for another spin kick…

Rhino:But Jobber knew it was coming as he ducked as he went for it… Smart move by someone who we dont think of as smart…

Mark:Jobber now scoops up Van Dam and slams him down to the canvas followed by a senton splash…

Rhino:From behind The Critic nails Jobber with a huge chair shot…

Mark:Mike Cameras now continually nailing Jobber in the back with a the chair…

Rhino:I wouldn’t show boat as The Critic is doing now…

Mark:The Critic turns around… VAN DAMINATOR by RVD on The Critic…

Rhino:Told you… He got to cocky… And now he is laid out by the VanDaminator…

Mark:RVD now nails Rolling Thunder on to Mike Cameras…

Rhino:Lone Jobber just brought in a table from the outside…

Mark:Van Dam though stops him from setting it up with a couple of fists to the head… RVD now sends Jobber in to the corner… RVD runs in and gets nailed with a foot to the face followed by a bulldog by Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now setting up the table in the corner…

Mark:Jobber grabs Mike Cameras by the head… Cameras nails Jobber in the stomach and now grabs him and sends him head first in to the table…

Rhino:Jobber is going to have a splitting headache after that…

Mark:Cameras now goes to the outside and is bringing in another table and the ladder…

Rhino:I guess he has something in mind…

Mark:RVD now back up and throws the chair to Cameras… Cameras ducks the VanDaminator this time… And nails RVD in the head with the chair…

Rhino:Mike is setting up the ladder now…

Mark:The Critic beginning to climb the ladder…

Rhino:RVD is climbing up the ladder as well…

Mark:Both men trading blows back and forth on the ladder… Mike knocks RVD off the Ladder and he hits the mat hard…

Rhino:Jobber is back up and he pushes the ladder and Mike falls off and over the top rope and to the floor…

Mark:Jobber is now setting up the table… And has also set the ladder back up as well…

Rhino:Jobber now has something in mind…

Mark:Jobber now nails The Gimmick on RVD before placing him on the table…

Rhino:Jobber is now heading up on the ladder…

Mark:He couldn’t be…

Rhino:Yes he could…

Mark:450 Splash on to RVD threw the table and off the ladder… OH MY GOD…

Rhino:Both RVD and Jobber are down and out for the moment… Mike Cameras should take advantage but he is still down on the outside…

Mark:Jobber is slowly getting up and so is Mike Cameras…

Rhino:Cameras just rolled back in to the ring…

Mark:Jobber and Cameras are now both climbing the ladder… Jobber nails Mike Cameras with a hard right hand… Cameras does the same…

Rhino:RVD just brought in another ladder and has quickly set it up…

Mark:All three men are now fighting… Jobber and Van Dam just knocked Cameras off the ladder…

Rhino:Cameras just pushed over Jobbers ladder and it has knocked RVD off his…

Mark:Jobber has hung on to the eWa X Championship…

Rhino:He is just hanging up there…

Mark:Cameras is trying to set back up a ladder… Jobber falls with the belt… We have a winner…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW X Champion… LONE JOBBER…

Rhino:RVD’s Reign has finally ended… WOW…

Mark:Well its time to get back to the ring for more…

Rhino:Hold the phone… Some one has just come out of the crowd…

Mark:The masked man just threw a chair at Lone Jobber… Spin kick to Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Who in the hell is this masked man…

Mark:Who ever it is… Him and RVD are putting the boots to Lone Jobber… The masked man holds up a chair to Lone Jobber… VAN DAMINATOR…

Rhino:Who in the hell is the masked man… Reveal yourself…

Mark:ITS X-PAC…

Rhino:X-PAC is back in the eWa… And I guess he is with DX as Well…

Mark:What else is going to happen…Lets find out what will as he go back to the ring…

eWa Television Title Smashing Caskets Match
Jay Mack(c) vs Jeff Jarrett vs Chris Jericho

Pa Announcer:This next match is a SMASHING CASKETS MATCH and is for the eWa Television Title…Introducing first… The Challengers… First… From Whinipeg,Ontario,Canada… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… CHRIS JERICHO…

(“Break The Walls” hits as Y2J makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Music City, Usa… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… The Chosen One… JEFF JARRETT…

(“Chosen One” hits as Jarrett makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… He is the eWa Television Champion… REAL DEAL… JAY MACK…

(Jay’s Theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go… Remember the way to win is by putting your opponent in the casket and smashing the casket with the sledgehammer…

Rhino:Yes, this should be something…

Mark:Jarrett and Jericho talking over Strategy…But Jarrett nails Jericho from behind… Jay and Jarrett putting the boots to Y2J… Double clothesline by Jay and Jarrett and they pick him up and throw him to the outside…

Rhino:Jarrett and Jay now going at it…

Mark:Jay gets the advantage as he now goes behind Jarrett and nails him with a belly to back suplex…Jay now begins to stomp away at the midsection of the chosen one…

Rhino:That probably doesn’t feel that good…

Mark:Jay now sends him in to the corner and nails him with a big clothesline… Followed by a russian leg sweep…

Rhino:Jericho is back in and nails Jay Mack with a flying forearm…

Mark:Jericho now picks up Jay and ties him up in the corner… Ala The Tree of Woe… Jericho now stomping away at Jay followed by a dropkick to the face of Jay…

Rhino:Jarrett now from behind on Jericho and clotheslines him from behind…

Mark:Jarrett now hooks Jericho for a piledriver and connects…

Rhino:Jarrett is telling the official to open up the casket…

Mark:Jericho is now in the casket and the lid has been shut…

Rhino:Jarrett is asking for the belt… He thinks he is champion… Someone should tell him that he has to smash the casket now…

Mark:The ref just did and Jarrett is now going to the outside… Jarrett has the sledgehammer… But Jay Planchas over the top and nails The Chosen One…

Rhino:Jericho is now able to get out of the casket…

Mark:Jay now drops Jarrett face first on the steel steps…Jay now picks him up and throws him in the casket…

Rhino:The Casket is now shut…

Mark:Jay has a sledgehammer…

Rhino:And so does Jericho…

Mark:Both of them are now hammering the casket…

Pa Announcer:Jeff Jarrett has BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE MATCH…

Rhino:They better now wheel out another casket…

Mark:Jay goes for a shot to Jericho with the sledgehammer… Jericho ducks and nails Jay with a chop to the chest… Jericho rolls Jay back in to the ring… Jericho sends Jay in to the ropes… Goes for a dropkick by Jay holds on to the ropes…

Rhino:Jay nails him with a low blow and then slingshots him in to the corner…

Mark:REAL DEAL DRIVER on JERICHO…

Rhino:Some one has finally wheel another casket down to the ring and has taken Jarrett to the back…

Mark:Jericho is stopping Jay from putting him in the casket… Jay though low blows Jericho and delivers the Real Deal Driver again…

Rhino:Jericho gets put in the casket now…

Mark:Jay is now smashing the casket…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… And STILL eWa Television Champion… JAY MACK…

Mark:Something is going on the back…

Rhino:Someone is standing next to the casket that was wheeled to the back…

Mark:OH MY GOD…

Mystery Man:ITS ME… ITS ME… ITS D-D-P… And I am here to save the E-W-A… Jeff Jarrett… Its time for ME to save you… (Opens up casket) Now Jeff get out of your casket take your guitar and go home and heal yourself…

Mark:GUITAR SHOT to DDP by Jarrett…

JJ:Choke on that Slap Nut…

Rhino:Well… Not much to say about that one…

Mark:Lets get back to the ring for our Triple Tier Main Event…

eWa World Title Triple Tier Cage Match
Purgatory(c) vs Triple H

Pa Announcer:Tonights MAIN EVENT… Is a TRIPLE TIER CAGE MATCH… And Is for the eWa World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… He is one half of the eWa Tag Team Champions… The Game… TRIPLE H…

(“My Time” Hits as Triple H makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… He is weighing in tonight at 240 pounds… He is the eWa World Heavyweight Champion… PURGATORY…

(Purgatory’s theme his as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Well the cage is down… And here we go…

Rhino:Both men have evil looks in their faces…

Mark:Purgatory just now cracks up laughing in the face of Triple H…

Rhino:Thats some funny Stuff…

Mark:Triple H now nails Purgatory with a huge right hand… Purgatory gets back up and slaps Triple H right in the face…

Rhino:Thats gonna piss the game off even more… DO IT AGAIN…

Mark:Triple H now nails Purgatory again with a right hand… Before sending him off in to the ropes… Triple H goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Purgatory who nails him with a huge neckbreaker… As Triple H gets back up he gets nailed with a spinkick from Purgatory…

Rhino:The game is taking a breather on the outside…

Mark:Purgatory with a flip splash over the top rope and on top of Triple H…

Rhino:So much for his breather…

Mark:Purgatory now goes for a DDT… Blocked by Triple H who rams Purgatory’s head in to the steel steps on the outside… Triple H now grabs Purgatory by the head and is now rubbing his face in the steel cage…

Rhino:Hey Look a Pedigree sign…

Mark:Look how pissed off Triple H is after seeing that sign… As he now delivering Right hands to the head of Purgatory… Triple H now sends Purgatory in to the ring now… The Game brings him in to the corner and is now putting the boots to him in the corner… The Game now sets him up on the top rope… Goes for a superplex… Blocked by Purgatory who pushes Triple H off the top rope…

Rhino:Triple H though gets right back up…

Mark:Flipping neckbreaker off the top rope by Purgatory… Purgatory now sends Triple H in to the ropes… Flying Forearm smash by Purgatory…

Rhino:Purgatory just went to the outside and he has picked up the ladder… And has now brought it in to the ring…

Mark:Purgatory now sets up the Ladder in the corner… Purgatory sends Triple H in… Reversal by The Game and Purgatory goes face first in to the ladder… Triple H with a short arm clothesline and now hooks him for a slingshot and connects as he goes face first in to the ladder…

Rhino:Triple H is in control now…

Mark:Kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE…

Rhino:We knew he would hit it sometime…

Mark:Triple H is now setting up the ladder and is now climbing up to the second cage… The Game is now inside the second cage…

Rhino:Purgatory is climbing up the ladder…

Mark:Triple H is trying to get up to the top of the second cage so he can get in to the cage with the belt…

Rhino:Purgatory grabs the leg of Triple H…

Mark:Purgatory pulls him down and now a fist fight is on… DDT by Purgatory on the steel… Purgatory grabs him by the hair and throws The Game in to the steel cage… And again he does it… Purgatory goes behind Triple H… HAPPY PLACE… Purgatory nails Happy Place on Triple H…

Rhino:If Purgatory wants he can climb up and get his belt… But thats not his way just yet…

Mark:Purgatory now picks up Triple H… PEDIGREE… Purgatory hits the pedigree on Triple H…

Rhino:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… He gets hit with his own move… Thats embarrassing…

Mark:Purgatory now has complete control now…

Rhino:Purgatory is now climbing to the top of the second cage and is not leading the fans in a chant of PEDIGREE…

Mark:Triple H is now up…And he is now on the top as well… From behind Triple H nails him with a clothesline…

Rhino:Triple H just reached for something inside the second cage…

Mark:Hes got the sledge…

Rhino:This can not be good for Purgatory…

Mark:Purgatory now turns around and gets nailed right in the head with the sledgehammer and is now busted open…

Rhino:This is not a good sign…

Mark:Purgatory now gets scooped up by Triple H and he rams his head face first in to the third cage… Pulling Piledriver by The Game on to Purgatory…

Rhino:Triple H knows he has this match up in the bag now…

Mark:Triple H is calling for the pedigree… He Connects…

Rhino:Purgatory has got to be out…

Mark:Triple H is opening up the door…

Rhino:Come on Purgatory… STOP HIM…

Mark:Triple H has grabbed the belt… We have a NEW World Champion…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… TRIPLE H…

Rhino:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Mark:Triple H has ended the reign of Purgatory…

Rhino:I do not believe it… How in the hell did he do it…

Mark:Whats gonna happen when its NEW YEARS EVIL… HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE…