Tuesday Night Carnage 06-19-01
Mark:Hello everyone and welcome to Tuesday Night Carnage… As you know my name is Mark and I am alongside as always with the man known as Rhino…
Rhino:Your Welcome…
Mark:What in gods name are you saying…
Rhino:It works for Perry Saturn I thought the Your Welcome Gimmick would work for me…
Mark:Any how… Tonight we have tons of action for you the fans of the eWa… Tonight we will see who the king of the ladder matches will be… As The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels defends his eWa World Title against Razor Ramon…
Rhino:I cant wait to see Razor Ramon take the belt from DX member Shawn Michaels and show that he is truly the king…
Mark:Also tonight we have what is called Barbed Wire Hell… As Rob Van Dam battles Whiplash for the Television Title…
Rhino:I Cant wait to see that one…
Mark:Well its time to get things started with a Number One Contenders Match for the Tag Team Titles…
Number One Contenders Match for the eWa Tag Team Titles
Big Show & Jerry Lawler vs Chris Jericho & Mr. Perfect
(“Countdown” hits as Chris Jericho & Mr. Perfect make their way towards the ring… “Showtime” hits as Jerry Lawler & Big Show make their way to the ring…)
Mark:(Bell Sounds) The King and Jericho will start this one out…
Rhino:I think this is the first time Jericho and Perfect have ever teamed…
Mark:At least in the eWa… The King and Jericho tie up… Jericho goes for a right… Ducked by the King… The King nails him with a straight right hand that knocks Y2J back…
Rhino:I guess the Old Man still has some power behind those punches…
Mark:The King with a kick to the gut of Jericho and hits a swinging neckbreaker… The King covers him and gets a 1 count…
Rhino:To early to pin a guy like Chris Jericho…
Mark:The King sends him off the ropes… The King Ducks his head… Jericho sees… Jericho hits as DDT on the King…
Rhino:Jericho tags in perfect…
Mark:Perfect and Jericho pick the King up and nail him with a double vertical suplex… Perfect picks up the King and slams him down to the canvas… Perfect picks him up in another suplex… The King gets out…
Rhino:Low Blow by the King…
Mark:The Ref didn’t see it… The King needs to tag in The Big Show…
Rhino:No kidding…
Mark:Perfect trying to stop him… He cant…
Rhino:Big Show is now tagged in…
Mark:Perfect runs at Show… Headbutt by the Big Show on Perfect… Show catches Jericho after an attempted Crossbody… Powerslam by Big Show… Big Show whips Perfect in to the ropes… Big Boot…
Rhino:The King is back in as is tangling with Jericho…
Mark:Big Show is hooking Perfect…
Rhino:It looks like it is Showtime Mark…
Mark:The King is setting up Jericho for the Piledriver… Chokeslam and a Piledriver… By Big Show and The King… Cover by Show… 1…………….2………………3……..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winners and NUMBER ONE Contenders for the eWa Tag Team Titles… Big Show and Jerry “The King” Lawler…
Rhino:What a Match… Big Show was just flat out dominant…
Mark:We have been told that Kaos is not in the building tonight… As his flight was delay and he will not be able to make to the event tonight…
Rhino:What a shame…
Mark:Well lets head back to the ring…
Number One Contenders Match for the FTW Title
Sid Vicious vs The Rock
Special Referee-Triple H
(“The Game” hits as Triple H makes his way towards the ring wearing a Referee Shirt… “Cookin” hits as The Rock makes his way towards the ring… “Bottle of Rage” hits as Sid Vicious makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Triple H has called for the Bell…
Rhino:I hope this Big nose degenerate… Calls this match right down the middle… Because you got two guys who hate his guts… And wants a piece of his ass… So I hope he don’t screw either man…
Mark:Sid and Rock staring down one another in the center of the ring… Triple H is standing back just looking at the two of them…
Rhino:Triple H though must love that he knows that his enemies are taking out one another… But he will also have to face one of them…
Mark:The Rock strikes first with a couple of right hands…The Rock trying to back Sid up in to the ropes… Sid blocks one of The Rocks rights and nails one of his own… The Rock back to his feet… The Rock goes again at Sid with right hands… But Sid blocks one and nails The Rock with one…
Rhino:Triple H is getting up in the face of Sid… By telling him to open the fist…
Mark:Sid picks up the Rock and sends him in to the corner… Sid goes in charging with a clothesline…
Rhino:The Rock moved…
Mark:The Rock now is hammering away at Sid Vicious…
Rhino:Triple H is now in the face of The Rock…
Mark:Triple H is telling The Rock to let him out of the corner…
Rhino:Hunter keep your big nose out of their…
Mark:The Rock stomps at the chest of Sid… The Rock brings him out and sends him into the ropes… The Rock hits a Samoan Drop on the Big Man…
Rhino:Nice move by The Rock…
Mark:The Rock goes for the cover… And Triple H goes for the count… 1….2…. Kickout by Sid…
Rhino:Wasnt that count a Little fast…
Mark:I would say so… The Rock is putting the boots to Sid once again… The Rock picks him up and attempts to plant him with a DDT…
Rhino:Sid throws the Rock half way across the ring…
Mark:What strength by Sid… Sid now picks The Rock up by the neck and picks him up in a military press and just lets The Rock drop… Sid covers The Rock… Triple H slowly goes over to make the count… 1…………………………………..2…………………………………….. The Rock kicks out…
Rhino:Is Triple H favoring The Rock?
Mark:I don’t know but Sid is pissed… Sid is staring a whole in to the FTW Champion… Sid turns his attention back on to The Rock as he sends him in to the ropes… Big Boot by Sid… Sid covers the Rock again…
Rhino:Sid is telling Triple H to count…
Mark:Count by Triple H… 1………………2……………… The Rock kicks out…
Rhino:Sid cant believe The Rock kicked out…
Mark:Sid picks up The Rock and delivers a massive Chokeslam to The Rock…
Rhino:It looks to be time for the Powerbomb…
Mark:Sid is hooking him… Powerbomb… Powerbomb by Sid…
Rhino:Its all over now…
Mark:Sid is covering The Rock…
Rhino:Triple H isnt counting…
Mark:Sid is staring down Triple H…
Rhino:Why in the hell is Triple H… Not counting the Pinfall…
Mark:Sid gets up and is in the face of Triple H…
Rhino:POWERBOMB HIM SID… Let Him have it…
Mark:I think he is taking your advise… He is hooking him… No… The rock is up and is rolling Sid up… The Game counts… 1………..2……………Sid Kicks out…
Rhino:The Game was trying to screw Sid and but Sid wouldnt let it happen…
Mark:The Rock and Sid back up… The Rock walks right in to a Chokeslam by Sid…
Rhino:That is not good news…
Mark:Now Rhino… Will Triple H count?
Rhino:He better or he is gonna have some hell to pay…
Mark:Sid picks The Rock up and Chokeslams him down again…
Rhino:Sid is making sure that the Rock wont kick out even if Triple H tries to screw him…
MarK:Sid covers The Rock… Triple H slowly walks over… The Game counts 1…………………………………………………..2……………………………………………
Rhino:COUNT THREE HUNTER… COUNT THREE…
Mark:Sid is telling him to count to three… The Game does it…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Number One Contender for the FTW Title… SID VICIOUS…
Rhino:The Game was trying to screw Sid… Now he has to face the monster for his Title…
Mark: Well lets head back to that beat up old ring for more action…
Barbed Wire Hell
eWa Television Title Match
Whiplash(c) vs Rob Van Dam
(“Respect” hits as Rob Van Dam walks to the ring… “Whiplash” hits as Whiplash makes his way towards the ring…)
Mark:Both men are now in the ring… So the Barbed Wire cage is beginning to lower around the ring…
Rhino:This should be a Blood Bath… When it is all set and done…
Mark:You can say that again… From our vantage point… I can see hanging from the cage… Are Barbed Wire Bats… Barbed Wire 2×4’s… A couple of Chair in barbed wire…
Rhino:Look even a Playstation 2…
Mark:I guess… This federation likes the Playstation 2…
Rhino:I think so too…
Mark:The Referee has called for the bell and the match is underway…
Rhino:And So is the trash talking…
Mark:Whiplash takes a swing at RVD… RVD ducks the right and nails a left jab on Whiplash…RVD ducks the right of whiplash and connects with on of his own…
Rhino:It looks like RVD is the faster one of the two…
Mark:RVD sends whiplash in to the ropes… Reversal by Whiplash… Reversed again and Whiplash goes flying in to the Barbed Wire Cage…
Rhino:Man one shot on the cage must hurt… Im glad im not in the cage right now…
Mark:RVD grabs whiplash… And sends him flying in to the other side of the cage… Whiplash stagers and RVD nails him with a jumping calf kick and whiplash is done…
Rhino:It looks like their is a little bit of Blood Dripping from the head of Whiplash…
Mark:RVD taking his chance by climbing the turnbuckle…
Rhino:I think RVD wants to get a weapon to deliver more punishment to Whiplash…
Mark:RVD grabs the Barbed Wire Bat… RVD Picks up Whiplash… Swings the bat… Whiplash ducks and goes behind RVD and nails a diving reverse DDT on RVD…
Rhino:If he got hit with that bat… It would have been all over for Whiplash…
Mark:Whiplash now has the bat… He swings… RVD splits so he ducks up the swing… And delivers a Monkey Flip to Whiplash… RVD scoops whiplash up and runs in to the cage with Whiplash… He runs in to the other side… And finishes it off with a powerslam…
Rhino:You can see blood coming out of the back of Whiplash… Thats not a good sign…
Mark:RVD picks him up and is about to drive him face first in to the cage…
Rhino:Whiplash gets out…
Mark:RVD goes head on in to the barbed wire cage…
Rhino:RVD is busted open now…
Mark:Whiplash is climbing the turnbuckle and has thrown down a couple of weapons…
Rhino:It looks like a 2×4 and a steel chair to me…
Mark:I believe you are correct… Whiplash picks up the chair… RVD back up… Whiplash throws the chair at Whiplash… VAN DAMINATOR…
Rhino:Whiplash is now busted open badly in the head… They are going to need to clean of the ring after this one…
Mark:Whiplash is out from the VanDaminator… RVD aint done yet… He is climbing the cage…
Rhino:Where in the hell is he going?
Mark:FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH off the top of the cage…
Rhino:In the words of Joey Styles… OH MY GOD!!!
Mark:RVD is on top of Whiplash… 1……………………2……………………..3…….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Television Champion ROB VAN DAM…
Rhino:What a match… and what a blood bath…
Mark:And we still have a Ladder Match and number one contenders match left… What a night this has been…
Number One Contenders Match for the World Title
Omega vs The Undertaker vs Justin Credible
Written by Dprincedso
MARK: This night has all been topnotch action. Since Once And For All, the fans have wondered if the EWA would once again fall into a void like it has in the past. Every single athlete has kicked it up a notch and we have shown everyone that we are indeed the company that can’t be matched.
RHINO: Yeah. All those invasion rumors can kiss my fat ass. We have made stars and watch stars fall. Tonight, we get ready for what’s gonna be one hell of a battle.
MARK: Tonight, The Undertaker with Paul Bearer face Justin Credible and Omega in a Triple Threat war and I really don’t like the chances of Justin Credible.
RHINO: Every time DX is against the odds I love it. HA-HA! DX sucks!
MARK: Why are you tryin’ to sound like that little kid from “The Simpsons?”
RHINO: I hate DX.
ANNOUNCER: And now, EWA fans, it is time for the Triple Threat Match to determine the number one contender to the EWA World Heavyweight Title!
(“For who the bell tolls” begins to play through out the arena to a mixed reaction from the crowd)
MARK: Looks like we’re ready to kick things here off. Typical Florida weather on the outside of the arena but in here, it’s all the sudden become cold.
RHINO: It’s dark too. Where’s my lighter?
ANNOUNCER: Now coming to the ring, being lead by Paul Bearer, from Death Valley. THE UNDERTAKER!
MARK: Here comes the Lord Of Darkness. The Undertaker making his way to the arena along with Paul Bearer.
RHINO: I like this Taker. In my opinion, this Taker can kick the ass of the American Bad Ass.
MARK: What about Paul Bearer? Looks like he’s the only guy who can take you in a eatin’ contest.
RHINO: No way. If they have certain psychotic foods on the table then I would whip that ass. Bring on the HamPurgers!
MARK: The Undertaker. Getting into the ring. Looks like he’s ready for action.
RHINO: How do you know that? He has a blank expression on his face.
(“Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck” plays next and immediately is responded by fan heat)
RHINO: Aw man. I was having a good time until now.
MARK: Here comes one half of the tag team champions of the world in Justin Credible. Why has he stopped walking to the ring?
(“Walk” begins to play and Rob Van Dam catches up to Justin Credible and they both walk to the ring)
ANNOUNCER: Next, being accompanied by one-half of the EWA Tag Team Champions Rob Van Dam, here is one-half of the EWA Tag Team Champions, JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
RHINO: Man, what the hell is this? This is bullshit!
MARK: The odds have just become a lot better for Justin Credible as he and RVD have both come down! Smart move by DX!
RHINO: Don’t give those little bastards compliments! Aw man. Looks like we’re gonna have a third wheel.
MARK: Looks like we are going to have RVD join us for color commentary. Welcome to Florida, RVD.
RHINO: Yeah. Now leave.
RVD: Tuesday Night Carnage has just become a better fuckin’ show because I, Rob Van Dam, have given you two to be able to call the match with the greatest athlete in the entire EWA. There’s no one better than me. Mr. Tuesday Night is the man people pay to see. You guys should be kissing my feet because the ratings have just gone through the roof because I am here. You can buy more Purg Dogs now, Rhino.
RHINO: Mr. Tuesday Night? I thought you were Mr. Monday Night.
RVD: Hey, I’m in the EWA, Rhino. I’m part of the most dominant group of wrestlers in the EWA and there’s no stopping me or anybody else in DX for that matter. Just take a look. The OutKasts are dead, The Dangerous Alliance went down the toilet, and The Four Horsemen came out and made themselves look like jackasses. We’re unstoppable.
MARK: Justin and The Undertaker staring each other down in the middle of the ring now. Justin showing no fear against the man from the dark side.
RVD: Justin and I fear no man. As DX, we fear no one.
(“If I should die before I wake” plays as the final contestant makes his way to the ring with fans cheering like crazy)
ANNOUNCER: And now introducing the final contestant, OMEGA!
MARK: Here he comes! Undoubtedly, the most feared competitor to step in the EWA and no doubt to easily become Rookie Of The Year, Omega.
RHINO: The announcer had it right. This man is plain scary and what makes him scary is that his size has nothing to do with it. He’s incredibly agile for a guy his size and he says tonight, there gonna be some of it displayed in the ring.
RVD: This guy is just like all the other big men in history. There’s nothing special about him.
MARK: I got a feeling that tonight, we will see something that typical big man moves from the big man tonight. Omega steps over the ropes. He’s being jumped! The bell rings and we’re underway! This is smart for Justin and the Taker to do. Get the big man down first and worry about things later.
RHINO: Yeah but look at Omega fight ’em off. He’s used to stuff like this.
MARK: Omega is fighting both guys off but they are starting to get the better of him. Double Irish whip. Double clothesline and Omega’s rocked. Undertaker off the ropes. Huge clothesline but Omega’s still on his feet. Justin with a superkick. Omega’s still on his feet. Undertaker with a big boot. Omega still up. Damn. What’s it gonna take? Justin with another superkick. He’s still on his feet. Undertaker has the urn. He hit Omega with the urn! Omega staggers and falls into the ropes! He’s all tied up! Look at Justin celebrate! Taker looks like he celebrating too!
RVD: Mark, Rhino, meet the new member of DX.
RHINO: Taker’s DX! That sucks!
MARK: Undertaker has been reveled as a new member of DX and….HEY! You don’t do that to a DX member!
RHINO: Justin just cold clocked Undertaker and now he’s all over him!
RVD: You guys are so easy to fool.
MARK: Justin putting the boots on the Undertaker. He kicks Taker to the corner and slides outside. Omega is still tied up and would you listen to him?
RHINO: He’s definitely pissed.
RVD: Told you that guy sucked.
MARK: Justin has The Undertaker by the leg and he wraps it around the corner!
RVD: You see how smart we are? Now watch what Justin does.
MARK: Justin has a chair. He nails Taker in the leg with the chair!
RHINO: Dead men aren’t supposed to yell in pain. Trouble’s on the other end of the ring.
MARK: Omega is free. Omega is free from being tied up. He looks pissed and….what the hell is he doing?
RHINO: Omega’s on the outside looking for something.
MARK: Justin looking scared as well as he should be.
RVD: Justin isn’t scared. We fear no one.
RHINO: Fear that, Van Dam! Omega just got a Barbed Wire Singapore Cane from underneath the ring and threw it in the ring!
RVD: That’s not fair! Whatever happened to guys who wrestled with their bodies instead of using weapons all the time?
RHINO: You stupid fuck! Justin just nailed Taker with the chair a few times! What do you call that?
RVD: All he wanted to do was offer Undertaker a seat. The Undertaker is rude! He won’t take up on Justin’s offer for him to sit down. Justin was a gentleman. Now he’s showing Taker that his rudeness will not be appreciated here in the EWA.
RHINO: What the fuck are you talking about?
MARK: Justin has tied the boot laces of The Undertaker together and The Undertaker is having all sorts of problems getting loose. Paul Bearer comes over to try and help but WHAM! He gets a chair shot for his troubles!
RHINO: What’s Omega doin’?
MARK: Omega just gave The Undertaker a leg drop. Now Undertaker isn’t moving too much. He just tossed the cane to Justin. What the hell?
RVD: This guy’s an idiot.
RHINO: That guy just told Justin to get his ass in the ring and give him all he’s got. Justin didn’t waste anytime either. He got right in there. Easy when you got a weapon.
MARK: Omega is practically beggin’ Justin Credible to hit him with the Barbed Wire Singapore Cane. He’s lost his mind.
RHINO: That’s from hangin’ around Sid too long.
MARK: Justin lays into Omega. Nothing.
RHINO: Omega has a big mouth. I heard him say hit me you son of a bitch all the way from here.
MARK: Justin is just goin’ crazy with those cane shots. Blood is startin’ to flow from Omega’s face but he hasn’t been budged yet.
RHINO: That cane is getting harder and harder to pull out. If Justin keep this up, Omega’s gonna look like a walkin’ hamburger.
MARK: Take a look. It looks like that’s what he wants. Justin has stopped giving cane shots to Omega. It’s not working. Oh! Low Blow! Justin comes off the ropes. Omega catches him by the face!
RHINO: Oh boy. You’re better off pissin’ off Godzilla than this guy.
MARK: Iron Claw? Haven’t seen that in a while. No! Omega picks up Justin by his face! Claw Slam! He did that with one arm! My God!
RHINO: This man’s strength is off the charts. Now you know why he’s the most feared man in wrestling today.
RVD: That don’t scare me.
MARK: Omega picks Justin up by the face again. Aw man! Did he just drop kick Justin Credible in the balls? He just drop kicked Justin Credible right in his set! You don’t see that everyday!
RHINO: Let alone a guy Omega’s size do it.
RVD: That don’t scare me.
MARK: Omega’s on the outside again. He’s coming over here. Uh-oh. I think he just called you number one, Rob.
RVD: That don’t scare me. Worry about your match, big man.
MARK: Omega picks the chair up Justin used earlier and tosses it the ring. What’s he doing now? He’s got a table and I don’t think it’s for eating on! He rolls back in the ring and sets it up. Justin pulls himself up by the ropes but Omega kicks him right in the face with a superkick that sends him tumbling outside! Justin Credible is out!
RVD: That don’t scare me.
RHINO: Say something else, you scared piece of shit.
MARK: Undertaker is loose. He has the urn. Omega has a chair but he’s too busy taunting Justin. He turns around. Here comes Taker. Omega tosses him the chair. He catches it. VANDAMINATOR!
RHINO: How you like that, Mr. Tuesday Night?
RVD: That don’t scare me. He can steal my moves all he wants but he’s still no whole f’n show.
MARK: Omega on the move now. He sets Undertaker in the corner. He gets on the other side of the ring. Don’t tell me. He’s not gonna….VANTERMINATOR! Omega just hit the VanTerminator on The Undertaker! I think he’s trying to send a certain message to a certain show.
RVD: That don’t scare me. I know he better stop stealing my moves.
MARK: Omega’s not wasting any time. He lays Undertaker on the table. There’s only one move left. Omega is on the top rope!
RHINO: The big man’s gonna fly!
MARK: FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! If The Undertaker wasn’t dead, he is now!
RVD: That don’t scare me.
MARK: Omega has hit all the marquee moves of a certain Mr. Tuesday Night who’s sitting right next to us. Omega’s asking for a microphone.
RHINO: At this point, this man can get anything he wants.
MARK: Omega has the mic.
OMEGA: (Breathing heavily) ROB VAN DAM!
MARK: Uh-oh.
RHINO: I think he’s calling you out, Rob. Two guys must not be enough for him to satisfy his thirst for battle. What the fuck? When did I get corny?
MARK: Are you lookin’ at what I’m lookin’ at? Omega is taking his middle finger and drawing a line of blood in the ring using the blood from his face! Aw man!
RVD: That scares me.
RHINO: See, you don’t see shit like that in the EWA anymore! Leave it to a guy like Omega to bring shit like this back!
OMEGA: I dare you to step over this line, bitch!
RHINO: Listen to this crowd chant Omega! Omega! Wow!
OMEGA: It’s real simple, Rob! Cross this line or look like chicken shit! What’s it gonna be?
MARK: Now they’re calling him chicken shit! It’s all on you, Rob.
RVD: I’ll be right back.
RHINO: I think there’s still some EWA left in Rob. If he was DX, he would run his Mr. Tuesday Night ass outta here.
MARK: Here comes RVD. He comes into the ring, steps over the line, and the fight is on! Look at Rob go!
RHINO: But look, Omega’s just laughing at him!
MARK: Rob Van Dam tries a spin kick but Omega catches it! Uh-Oh. What’s he gonna do? He muscles Rob into position. SCREWDRIVER! Instant headache for Rob Van Dam!
RHINO: How’d he muscle Rob like that? This guys’ power is off the charts!
MARK: Here comes the entire DX! This match has just hit the chaos button! Omega just gave Undertaker the ScrewDriver but HBK, HHH, and Austin are all in the ring!
RHINO: Look at him! Omega says cross the line and bring it on!
MARK: And here we go! 3 against 1! Omega’s fightin’ them off but they’re getting the better of him. Kick to the gut. STONE COLD STUNNER! Omega’s dazed. Another kick to the gut. PEDIGREE! Omega gets up again. SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Omega is still moving! What’s it gonna take? All four DX members are in the ring beating up on Omega. This is unfair!
RHINO: For DX or for Omega? They’ve hit him with everything they got but he’s fighting back! He’s fighting back!
MARK: A short elbow sends Justin Credible flying! A jab sends HBK staggering! It’s down to Triple H and Omega! Omega has him by the face! What’s he doin’? Thumbs up? Rhino, where are you going? Rhino’s in the ring. Omega pushes him off. GORE! GORE! GORE! Rhino just gave the Gore to Triple H and now it’s taking Austin and HBK all they have to hold Hunter back! They gotta drag him back to the backstage he’s so mad. Rob Van Dam is out. Undertaker is out. Justin Credible is on his feet. Omega grabs him. Hooks him. SCREWDRIVER! He covers both men. 1! 2! 3! It’s over and it’s over with authority! Omega has won this match and is now the number one contender to the EWA World Title!
ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner, and NEW number one contender to the EWA World Heavyweight Title, OMEGA!
MARK: And the blood smeared Omega raises his hands in victory! Rhino, have you gone crazy?
RHINO: I may not be the man-beast but man, that was fun!
MARK: As soon as we get this mess of bodies cleaned up, we can go to our next match. The EMT’s have come out for RVD, Justin Credible and The Undertaker. They want to help Omega but he says hell no and just walks outta here. Our match is bound to happen anytime soon….
eWa World Title Ladder Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Razor Ramon
(“Razor” hits as Razor Ramon makes his way towards the ring… “Boy Toy” hits as Shawn Michaels makes his way towards the ring…)
Mark:Well these two men have a lot of history together…
Rhino:These two have made this match we are about to see…
Mark:They brought this match to a whole other level, way before the TLC version.
Rhino:Can they do it again?
Mark:Both men right now are in the middle of the ring…
Rhino:Both men are looking up at the eWa World Title Belt that is above the ring…
Mark:Both men want that belt…
Rhino:Only one of them can… And I am hoping that Razor wins it tonight…
Mark:Well the bell has sounded here in the Miami Arena and we are underway… Razor throws the toothpick in the face of Michaels… Michaels takes it like a grain of salt and reaches back and delivers a right hand to the bad guy… Both men are now trading blows back and forth…
Rhino:Razor has the advantage over Michaels there…
Mark:Razor knocks down the Heartbreak Kid… Michaels back to his feet… Gets knocked down again… Michaels back up near the ropes and gets clothesline over the top rope and to the outside…
Rhino:Razor now taunts the crowd and the fans cheer him on…
Mark:Razor goes out after Michaels… Michaels rolls back in…
Rhino:Michaels is setting up for the Superkick…
Mark:Razor ducks the kick… Kick by Razor…
Rhino:He is setting him up in the Razor’s edge…
Mark:Michaels slides out and attempts the kick… Razor ducks again… And catches him with a clothesline… Razor sends HBK in to the ropes… Michaels ducks the clothesline… Goes for a cross body… Razor catches him and hits a fall away Slam and Michaels rolls to the outside…
Rhino:Thus Far Razor has the “Edge” over Shawn…
Mark:Michaels is back in the ring… But gets caught by Razor with a couple of right hands… Razor sends Michaels in to the corner hard…
Rhino:Razor looked up and saw the belt and is now going to get the ladder so he can get the belt…
Mark:Razor places the ladder on the apron… Baseball Slide by Michaels and the Ladder goes right in to Ramon… Michaels now throws the ladder in the ring…
Rhino:Razor rolls back in the ring…
Mark:Michaels comes off the ropes with the ladder and just runs Razor over with the Ladder…
Rhino:Michaels is now driving the Ladder in to the ribs of Ramon… That has got to hurt Mark…
Mark:I bet it does… Michaels is still driving the ladder in to Ramon… Michaels picks up Razor and slams him down to the canvas… Michaels is setting the ladder up in the corner…
Rhino:I think I know what Michaels is going to do now…
Mark:Michaels rides the ladder down across the Bad Guy… Michaels is setting it back up… This time opening the ladder up so he can climb it…
Rhino:Hes at the top of the Ladder…
Mark:Michaels goes for a splash… RAZOR MOVES… Both men are down…
Rhino:Who ever gets to their feet first will probably win this match up…
Mark:Ramon back to his feet… So is Michaels… Both men Trading blows back and forth… Michaels whips Ramon in to the corner… Michaels runs at him with a ladder… Razor puts his feet up and the ladder nails Michaels in the face…
Rhino:Smart move by The Bad Guy…
Mark:Razor is setting him up… Michaels gets out of the Razors Edge…Michaels Dropkicks Ramon to the outside…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is setting up the ladder…
Mark:Michaels is climbing the Ladder…
Rhino:Razor is back in the ring… Michaels doesn’t know it though…
Mark:Razor hits Michaels from behind… He has him hooked… RAZORS EDGE off the Ladder…
Rhino:Michaels is out and Ramon is worse for wear…
Mark:Ramon is staggering back to his feet… He is setting the ladder back up and is beginning to climb it…
Rhino:Michaels is starting to move as well…
Mark:Low blow to Ramon and Michaels pushes the ladder over…
Rhino:Both men are down…
Mark:Michaels nips up and Ramon gets up as well… Ramon goes for a right hand… Blocked By Michaels… Ramon tries again… Blocked Again… Michaels nails a couple of right hands…
Rhino:Michaels has the edge at the moment… But it wont last long…
Mark:Michaels whips him in to the ropes… Goes for the Superkick… Ramon ducks… Kicks Michaels in the gut and is setting him up again for the Razors edge… Michaels gets out… Razor turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC by The Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:The Bad Guy is out…
Mark:Michaels is climbing the ladder… Michaels has grabbed the belt… Michaels retains his title…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa World Heavyweight Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…
Mark:We are out of time… We will see you at the next event…
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