Seasons Beatings 2001 (12-11-01)

Mark:Seasons Greetings and Seasons Beatings to all of the eWa fans… As always we are live as live can be… From Tampa, Florida for tonights Pay Per View Seasons Beatings… As always… I am the fan known as Mark… The voice of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… And as always I am joined by the man known around the eWa as the Hot Dog… Or Purg Dog eater Rhino…

Rhino:Yep… Thats me… I wish Purgatory would open up his vending business again…

Mark:But tonight… We have some intense match ups this evening… Tonight Purgatory will defend the eWa World Heavyweight Championship against The Chosen One Jeff Jarrett…

Rhino:That one should be interesting…

Mark:Also tonight the eWa Tag Team titles will be on the line as DX defends against Blake Bennit and Whiplash and the team of Dragon and Prodigy… Also on the card in a HUGE eWa Television Title Match… The Rock will defend against Jay Mack… Lone Jobber… And Omega…

Rhino:That should be a slobberknocker…

Mark:I agree with you 100 percent… But now lets open things up tonight with a triple threat match…

Demon Child vs Tazz vs Razor Ramon

Pa Announcer:The opening match at Seasons Beatings is set for one fall…Introducing from Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 287 Pounds… The Bad Guy… RAZOR RAMON…

(“Razor” hits as Razor Ramon makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Red Hook Section of Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 246 Pounds… TAZZ…

(“Survive” hits but Tazz doesnt walk out)

Rhino:Where is Tazz?

Mark:Im not sure…

Rhino:Its unlike him to not show up…

Mark:Look there in the back… Tazz has been laid out by someone…

Rhino:I wonder who?

Mark:Me too…

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Kenniwick, Wa… Weighing in at 196 Pounds…DEMON CHILD…

(Demons Theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:The bell sounds in this now One on One Match up… Razor and Demon Child tie it up in the center of the ring… Demon Child strikes Razor first… But Razor strikes back with right hands to Demon Child… Demon Child gets sent in to the ropes and back body drop on to Demon Child… Demon Child ducks a right hand and nails razor ramon with a DDT… Cover 1……….2……. Kickout by Razor Ramon…

Rhino:Demon Child wants to end the match early… Very Early… He wants to get out of here with a Victory…

Mark:You are correct as he rolls up Razor in a small package 1……….2………. Kickout by Razor Ramon…

Rhino:Razor Ramon does not want to stay down…

Mark:Demon Child goes for a clothesline… Ramon ducks and nails him with a fall away slam… Razor now covers Demon Child 1………..2….. Kickout by Demon Child…

Rhino:I guess Razor wants a victory too…

Mark:Doesnt everyone…

Rhino:True, True…

Mark:Razor sends him in to the corner…Goes for a clothesline… Demon Child moves… Dropkick and Razor goes face first in to the turnbuckle… Roll up… 1………….2………….3……

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DEMON CHILD…

Rhino:WHAT…

Mark:Demon Child won again…

Rhino:Hes two and zero… I dont believe it…

Mark:We have to believe it… As we also have to believe its time to get back to the ring again for more action…

Shane McMahon vs Mike Cameras

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall…Introducing first… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… He is the eWa Commissioner… SHANE McMAHON…

(“No Chance” hits as Shane McMahon makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… Making his eWa Debut… From Hollywood,Ca… Weighing in at 189 Pounds… The Critic… MIKE CAMERAS…

(Mike Cameras theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Both men are in the ring and its time to get this match up underway…

Rhino:For once you have to give credit to Shane McMahon… He is willing to step in to the ring and lace up the boots… Did I Just say that?

Mark:Yes you did and Shane McMahon strikes Mike Cameras with a right hand… And another one by our Commissioner… Shane McMahon… Goes for a left hand… Blocked by Cameras… Cameras takes him down with a clothesline… Cameras picks up Shane McMahon and slams him hard to the canvas…

Rhino:Shane McMahon gets back up to his feet…

Mark:And gets nailed with a dropkick from Mike Cameras… Cameras goes for a cover 1………2…. And the commish kicks out at 2… Mike Cameras now sends him for a ride in to the corner… Shane McMahon comes out of the corner and gets nailed with a big spinebuster… Cover again by Cameras 1……………….2………. Kickout again by Shane O Mac…

Rhino:The young rookie is putting up a hell of a match tonight…

Mark:Mike Cameras now scoops of Shane McMahon… Shane McMahon slides underneath the legs of Mike Cameras… Low Blow by Shane O Mac followed by a bulldog… Cover by McMahon 1…………2……… Kickout by Mike Cameras this time…

Rhino:Shane need to do something… Because it would have been all over for him…

Mark:Shane McMahon now nailing Cameras with right hands…

Rhino:Now look at Shane McMahon becoming cocky now…

Mark:Mike Cameras ducks the right hand… Cameras from behind… FIVE OUT OF FIVER… Cover 1………2…………3……

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MIKE CAMERAS…

Rhino:The Rookie picks up his first win here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…

Mark:Its Lone Jobber… Jobber and Cameras are now face to face at the entrance way…

Rhino:Whats gonna happen between these two…

Mark:Cameras now just walks past Jobber… And Jobber just stays there and watches him leave… Now as Jobber goes to the back… We must get back to the ring…

eWa Championship Match
Chris Jericho(c) vs Justin Credible

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the eWa Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Ozone Park, NY… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… JUSTIN CREDIBLE…

(“Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Whinipeg,Canada… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… He is the eWa Champion… CHRIS JERICHO…

(“Y2J” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go… Jericho and Justin Credible… Staring down one another…

Rhino:Its the battle of the letters C & J…

Mark:Jericho chops Justin Credible to open this match up… Justin Credible slaps the chest back of Chris Jericho… Jericho and Credible now trading right hands back and forth…

Rhino:Neither man has been able to get the upper hand at the moment…

Mark:Justin Credible now blocks a right hand and grabs Jericho by the arm sends him in to the ropes… Pulls him back and nails him with a short arm clothesline… Jericho now gets back up but gets sent in to the ropes… Standing side kick by Justin Credible and it sends Jericho over the top rope and to the floor…

Rhino:Jericho now needs to recover and take his time to get back in the ring and not to do anything stupid… He is the current champion…

Mark:Jericho back in the ring…Jericho rakes the eye of Justin Credible and nails him with a back breaker… Cover 1…………2…………. And Justin Credible kicks out… Jericho whips Justin Credible in to the corner… Big Chops by Y2J…

Rhino:And listen to the fans go WOOOOOOOO…

Mark:Jericho now sets Justin Credible on the top rope…Low blow by Justin Credible…

Rhino:Both men are on the top rope…

Mark:Justin Credible scoops up Jericho… THATS INCREDIBLE off the top rope… Cover 1…………..2………….3……

Pa Annnouncer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Champion… JUSTIN CREDIBLE…

Rhino:DAMN… DX Has another piece of gold…

Mark:Well lets decide some more gold as we head back to the ring…

eWa X Championship Match
Rob Van Dam(c) vs Jeremy Mack

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the eWa X Championship… Introducing first… The challenger… From New York City… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… JEREMY MACK…

(Jeremy’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Battle Creek Michigan… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… He is representing Degeneration X… He is the eWa X Champion… ROB VAN DAM…

(“Walk” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go… RVD and Jeremy Mack are trash talking with one another…

Rhino:RVD does his thumb pointing thing…

Mark:Jeremy slaps RVD right in the face…

Rhino:What an insult…

Mark:RVD slaps him back and now sends him in to the ropes… Rolling Clothesline by RVD… RVD now sends him in to the ropes again and nails him with a monkey flip… RVD now attempts rolling thunder… But Jeremy puts his knees up…

Rhino:Jeremy must have scouted that move…

Mark:Jeremy now putting the boots to RVD… Jeremy now picks him up and nails him with a pulling piledriver… Cover by Jeremy 1……………2……… Kickout by RVD… Jeremy Mack now picks up RVD again and nails him with DVD…

Rhino:He didnt nail him with a DVD… I dont see a DVD in his hand…

Mark:Its a Death Valley Driver…

Rhino:Oh Yeah… My bad…

Mark:Cover by Jeremy Mack 1…………2……Kickout by RVD again… Jeremy Mack now picks up RVD and slams him to the canvas… Goes for a senton splash… RVD moves out of the way… RVD now sends him in to the ropes and he nails him with a spin kick right to the face…

Rhino:Where is RVD going…

Mark:RVD now on the apron… Slingshot leg drop by RVD… RVD now goes for Rolling Thunder and connects… And a cover 1……….2…….. Kickout by Jeremy Mack… RVD now scoops up Jeremy Mack…

Rhino:RVD is on the top rope… This can only mean one thing…

Mark:FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH by RVD… 1…………….2………….3……

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa X Champion… ROB VAN DAM…

Rhino:RVD still holds his title… Can anyone take out RVD…

Mark:Well its time to see if the other two DX guys can keep there gold…

eWa Tag Team Title Triple Threat Match
Triple H & Shawn Michaels(c) vs Dragon & Prodigy vs Blake Bennit & Whiplash

Pa Announcer:This next match is a Triple Threat Tag Team Match and is for the eWa Tag Team Championship…Introducing first… The challengers… From Atlanta, Ga… The Team of BLAKE BENNIT and WHIPLASH…

(“Let the bodies hit the floor” hits as they walk to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 707 Pounds… DRAGON and PRODIGY…

(D&P’s theme hits as they make their way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponents… They are the eWa Tag Team Champions… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H and The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…

(“Break it Down” hits as they make their way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go… It will be Triple H, Dragon and Whiplash starting out… Dragon and Whiplash both go after Triple H with a clothesline… But Triple H ducks and nails them both with a clothesline… Whiplash now back up… And Triple H grabs him by the head and throws him over the top rope and to the floor…

Rhino:Whiplash hit the floor hard…

Mark:But from behind… Dragon nails Triple H with a clothesline… Triple H back up and gets slammed to the canvas… Big Leg drop by Dragon and a cover 1……………2…….. Shawn Michaels breaks it up… Dragon sends Triple H in to the corner and splashes Triple H in the corner…

Rhino:Dragon tags in Prodigy…

Mark:Double Chokeslam to Triple H… Cover 1…………………..2………… Blake Bennit is the first one in the ring to break it up…

Rhino:As he goes to the corner… He has now gone to the outside to check on Whiplash…

Mark:Prodigy now picks him up and nails him with a DDT… Cover again 1……………2…….. HBK breaks this one up…

Rhino:Triple H needs to tag in HBK sooner of later… Or they can kiss the gold good bye…

Mark:Blake Bennit is worried as Whiplash has just now started to move…

Rhino:He forgets about his partner…

Mark:Sexy Boy kick by Blake Bennit on to Prodigy…

Rhino:Could this be Triple H’s time to tag…

Mark:And guess what your right…Shawn Michaels is in and nails Prodigy with a flying forearm… Dragon is in and nails him with a dropkick and he falls to the outside to the floor… Blake Bennit is in now and he gets nailed with a superkick by HBK… Michaels covers him…

Rhino:The ref aint counting…

Mark:Blake isnt legal…

Rhino:Oh Yeah…

Mark:Michaels to the top rope and nails Prodigy with a elbow drop… Cover by HBK 1………….2……… Dragon breaks it up… Dragon now nails Michaels with a clothesline… Prodigy is back up… And nails him with a splash… Cover 1………………….2……….. The Game breaks it up…

Rhino:This is a very close match…

Mark:Triple H and Dragon are fighting on the outside… HBK gets sent in to the ropes… Goes for a flap jack… DDT by HBK on Prodigy…

Rhino:Michaels is waiting for him to get up…

Mark:Prodigy is back up… SUPERKICK… Cover 1………………2……………3……..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winners and STILL eWa Tag Team Champions… TRIPLE H and SHAWN MICHAELS…

Rhino:They pulled it out… Thoses son of a bitches… Damn it…

Mark:Well our next match… Should be a SLOBBERKNOCKER…

Rhino:OH HELL YEAH…

eWa Television Title Fatal Four Way Match
The Rock(c) vs Jay Mack vs Lone Jobber vs Omega

Pa Announcer:This next match is a fatal four way match and is for the eWa Television Championship… Introducing first… The challengers… First… From Miami Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… Accompined by Sarah J. McMahon-Mack… JAY MACK…

(Jay’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Kenniwick, Wa… Weighing in at 190 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…

(Jobbers theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponent… Weighing over 300 Pounds… OMEGA…

(“If I die before I should wake” hits as he walks to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… He is the eWa Television Champion… THE ROCK…

(“The Rock Says” Hits as the eWa TV Champ walks to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go… Jobber and Jay going right after the TV Champion… Jobber and Jay send him for a ride and a double back body drop and The Rock hits the mat hard…

Rhino:Omega is just watching this happen…

Mark:Jobber and Jay now pick The Rock up and nail him with a double clothesline and out goes The Rock…

Rhino:Jobber and Jay working as a team… I dont believe it…

Mark:Omega now double clotheslines Jay and Jobber…

Rhino:He now just destroyed that team work…

Mark:Omega now picks up Jobber and presses him on to Jay Mack… The ref counts though 1……………..2……….. Omega pulls Jobber off of Jay Mack…

Rhino:Omega just now grabbed Jobber by the throat and sent him hard in to the corner…

Mark:The Rock is back up and is going right after the big monster… The Rock hammering with right hands to Omega… Omega though blocks it and now sends The Rock in to Jobber in the corner…

Rhino:Low Blow by Jay Mack on Omega and then hits him with a DDT…

Mark:Jay Mack now runs at The Rock and nails him with a big dropkick in the corner… Roll up by Jay Mack 1………………2………… The Rock kicks out… Jay Mack picks him up and nails him with an implant DDT… Cover again 1…………….2……….. Jobber breaks it up… Jobber and Jay now battling back and forth… Jobber sends him in to the ropes and nails him with a cross body 1…………..2…….. Jay kicks out…

Rhino:No one man has been able to get an advantage thus far…

Mark:Jay Mack now gets scoop up and slammed by Jobber… Omega with a big splash… Cover 1……….2………. The Rock makes the save…

Rhino:Someone is in the crowd…

Mark:JARRETT… THE CHOSEN ONE…

Rhino:What is he doing here…

Mark:GUITAR SHOT TO SARAH… WHAT IN THE HELL…

Rhino:And Jay Mack just saw and he is going after Jarrett…

Mark:Meanwhile back in the ring… Omega just got double DDTed by Jobber and The Rock… Jobber and The Rock now going at it in the ring… Jobber nails The Rock with a piledriver… Cover 1………..2…………. Kickout by The Rock…

Rhino:Has Jay given up his shot at the TV Title…

Mark:Omega is back up and grabs Jobber by the neck and delivers a big chokeslam to him… Cover 1……………2…………. The Rock breaks it up…

Rhino:Will there ever be a winner…

Mark:The Rock now clotheslines Omega over the top rope and to the floor… THE GIMMICK… The Rock turned around and got nailed by The Gimmick…

Rhino:ITS JAY MACK… He is running down the entrance way…

Mark:Jobber goes for the cover 1………………2………… Jay breaks it up… Jay and Jobber now going at it again… Jay nails Jobber with a swinging neck breaker…

Rhino:Jay is settling Jobber up for something…

Mark:The Gimmick by Jay Mack on Jobber… Cover 1…………………2…………… Omega pulls Jay off… Omega now scoops up Jay… Goes for the Screw Driver… Jay slides off… Reverse DDT on Omega…

Rhino:WOW… This so far is one hell of a match…

Mark:The Rock setting up for the Peoples Elbow on Omega… Off the Rope… Jay stops him… Turns him around… REAL DEAL DRIVER on The Rock… Cover 1………………2……………………3…..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Television Champion… JAY MACK…

Rhino:What A match… Tons of actions… Lots of close pins…

Mark:And a new champ… Now what can be instore for the Main Event…

eWa World Title Match
Purgatory(c) vs Jeff Jarrett

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the eWa World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Music City, USA… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… The Chosen One… JEFF JARRETT…

(“Chosen One” Hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… He is weighing in at 240 Pounds… He is the eWa World Heavyweight Champion… PURGATORY…

Mark:Here we go… Jarrett doesnt wait for the bell to ring… As he goes right after Purgatory…

Rhino:Smart move… Get to him early…

Mark:Jarrett sends him quickly in to the ropes… Big back body drop by the chosen one who goes right for the cover 1………….2……. Purgatory easily kicks out… Jarrett now begins to put the boots to him before picking him up and sending him in to the corner…

Rhino:Jarrett is going fast and quick… He is setting his pace early… Always good when you want to win…

Mark:Jarrett driving the shoulders right in to the gut of Purgatory… Before once again putting the boots to Purgatory… Jarrett now hooks him with a suplex and connects… Floats over for a pin 1…………..2………….. Kickout again by Purgatory…

Rhino:My advice is to stay on him and make him use as much power as he can…

Mark:Purgatory gets up and gets drop kick back down to the canvas… Purgatory is up again… Jarrett goes for another drop kick but Purgatory moves out of the way… Purgatory now nails him with a clothesline… Jarrett up again and gets knocked down with a clothesline…

Rhino:The World champ is on a roll now…

Mark:Purgatory scoops up Jarrett and drives him face first in to the turnbuckle… Purgatory picks him up and plants him with a Death Valley Driver… Cover 1…………….2………… Kickout by Jarrett… Purgatory sets him up and nails him with a dragon screw leg whip… Sharpshooter by Purgatory…

Rhino:Thats odd… Purgatory doesnt really use Submissions…

Mark:Jarrett gets to the ropes… Purgatory now grabs him by the legs and slingshots him in to the turnbuckle… Roll up 1………………..2…………… Jarrett rolls out… Purgatory now picks him up and sets him up on the turnbuckle… Goes for a frankensteiner… Blocked in to a powerbomb off the top rope by Jarrett… Cover 1……………..2…………. Purgatory kicks out…

Rhino:Nice counter there by the Chosen One… Could he be the Chosen Champion…

Mark:Jarrett now picks him up and nails him with another piledriver… Cover again 1……………2…….. Kickout…

Rhino:Jarrett is starting to build frustration now… As he cant keep him down…

Mark:Jarrett scoops him up and slams him down…

Rhino:Jarrett is heading to the top rope… Unusual Jarrett move…

Mark:Purgatory is up and nails him with a double axe handle…

Rhino:It paided off thought…

Mark:Jarrett now goes behind Purgatory… Goes for The Stroke… Blocked by Purgatory… Russian leg sweep by Purgatory and both men are down at the moment…

Rhino:Jarrett wanted to go one way… But Purgatory went the other…

Mark:Both men back up… Trading blows back and forth… Jarrett goes behind him again… THE STROKE… He hits his finisher…

Rhino:We have a new World Champion…

Mark:Cover 1……………….2……………….. PURGATORY KICKS OUT…

Rhino:Thats incredible…

Mark:Jarrett now sets him up again…Purgatory blocks… Goes behind Jarrett… HAPPY PLACE… Cover 1…………………..2……………….3…..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa World Champion… PURGATORY…

Rhino:Purgatory has reigns surpreme tonight…

(“The Game” Hits as Triple H walks down to the ring…)

Mark:Purgatory and Triple H are face to face… Here they go… Both men battling back and forth… Triple H knocks him down…

Rhino:Get up Purgatory and kick his ass…

Mark:Purgatory low blows the game and clotheslines him out of the ring…

Rhino:What is next for these two…

Mark:Could we see something happen between these two soon… All I know… The eWa has turned in to a FRENZY…

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