Dead Weight
Mark:Welcome all to London England…Welcome to the card that the Extreme Impact wants you to see… Welcome to DEAD WEIGHT… I am your host for the evening Mark… Along side… As always is Rhino…
Rhino:Its good to be back in my seat… Where I belong… Gotta get my confort spot back… As some huge man really messed it up…
Mark:As tonight we bring you a World Title Match up between Psyko Boy William McConnell and Cannon Ball…
Rhino:Psyko Boy is gonna come out and prove that he deserves to be World Champion…
Mark:Also tonight we will see DX vs DX… Something that you have been waiting to see for along time…
Rhino:Yes I have… Cant wait to see Triple H… Shawn Michaels… Battle Justin Credible and Rob Van Dam…
Mark:Plus we have a Triple Threat match for the TV Title… And more… So now lets head to the ring for our opening match up tonight here in London… On Dead Weight…
Last Ride Match
The Undertaker vs Whiplash
Pa Announcer:Tonights opening contest is a Last Ride Match… The way to win is to place your opponent in a casket and ride it to the backstage area… Now introducing first… From Death Valley… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… THE UNDERTAKER…
(‘DeadMan’ hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Whiplash and Blake Bennit have hit the ring… And they are taking it to the Undertaker…
Rhino:The bell sounds… So is this legal…
Mark:Whiplash and Blake Bennit send him in to the ropes… Back Body Drop… Whiplash now scoops him up and slams him down with the running powerslam…
Rhino:Blake Bennit who will be involved in a TV Title Match tonight… Is now nailing The Undertaker…
Mark:Whiplash now has a chair… And he nails The Deadman over the top rope…
Rhino:Blake and Whiplash are now putting The Deadman in the casket…
Mark:Whiplash is now riding off to the sun set… The Match is over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner WHIPLASH…
Rhino:The new Outkasts have made a statement…
Blake:Like we have said in the past… DONT FUCK WITH THE OUTKASTS…
(‘Medal’ Hits as Kurt Angle walks out on to the stage)
Angle:Yes it is I your Olympic Hero… Blake Bennit the Outkasts are so last year please… Your Olympic Hero is ready right now to make your ASS TAP… Oh Its True… ITS DAMN TRUE…
eWa Television Title Triangle Match
Blake Bennit(c) vs Kurt Angle vs Dragon
Pa Announcer:This next match is a Triangle Match… The way to win is by pinning both of your opponents… Introducing first in the ring… The eWa Television Champion… BLAKE “Sexy Boy” BENNIT… His Opponent making his way to the ring… Your Olympic Hero… KURT ANGLE…
(‘Medal’ Plays as Kurt Angle walks to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Denver, Colorado… Weighing in at 333 Pounds… DRAGON…
(Dragon’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Well here we go…
Rhino:Three of the best the Extreme Wrestling Alliance has to offer in this match up…
Mark:Kurt Angle slides under the legs of Dragon… Goes for a quick roll up 1…………..2…………… Kickout by Dragon… Dragon goes for a clothesline on Angle as he gets up but Angle ducks and Blake gets nailed with the clothesline…
Rhino:Our Olympic Hero goes for the cover on Blake…
Mark:Cover 1…………………..2………. Dragon goes for a big splash… Angle Moves… And Blake takes the big splash from the former Tag Team Champ… Cover now 1………….2…………. Kurt Angle breaks up the pin…
Rhino:Angle now spins Dragon around and is nailing him with right hands…
Mark:Kurt Angle sends Dragon in to the ropes… Reversal by Dragon… Kurt Angle ducks the clothesline… Goes for a cross body… But is caught by Dragon…
Rhino:Where is he gonna drop Kurt Angle now…
Mark:Big Powerslam by Dragon… And Kurt Angle is laid out on the mat… Big Leg Drop by Dragon… Cover 1………………..2……………… Kick out by Angle…
Rhino:Blake is getting back up…
Mark:Blake charges Dragon… Dragon catches him and nails him with a Over the Head Belly to Belly…
Rhino:Blake Landed on his feet…
Mark:Dragon turns around… Sexy Boy kick to Dragon… Cover 1…………….2………….3……… Blake Bennit now has to pin Kurt Angle to keep his title…
Rhino:This is gonna get real interesting…
Mark:Angle goes behind Bennit… Angle goes for a german suplex… Blocked by Blake… Quick roll up by Blake…
Rhino:This could be it right now…
Mark:Cover 1………………………..2…………… Dragon with a clothesline and takes down Blake Bennit…
Rhino:Blake was one second away from keeping the eWa Television Championship…
Mark:Right now Dragon picks him up and drops him head first on to the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:Little bit of Snake Eyes for Blake Bennit…
Mark:Kurt Angle is now behind Dragon… German Release Suplex by Kurt Angle…
Rhino:Blake just spun Kurt Angle around…
Mark:Kurt goes behind Blake… Angle Slam and Blake is down… Cover 1………….2………………3…… Kurt Angle now has a pin on Blake Bennit…
Rhino:Angle just now needs to take down Dragon…
Mark:Angle goes over to Dragon who is still down… 1…………………..2……… Dragon kicks out…
Rhino:This is getting good… Real good…
Mark:Angle now working on Blake some more… And now he grabs Blake and suplexs him over the top rope…
Rhino:He got rid of Blake for the time being…
Mark:Dragon though has him up…. FLYING DRAGON on Kurt Angle… Cover 1………….2……………..3………. Now each man has a pin on someone…
Rhino:Angle needs to pin Dragon… Dragon needs to pin Blake… And Blake needs to pin Angle…
Mark:Blake Bennit is back in… He rolls up Angle behind Dragons back… 1…………..2…………… Dragon makes the save…
Rhino:He knew his chances of being Champion were over if that went down…
Mark:Dragon now grabs Blake who low blows Dragon… Sexy Boy Kick… No Dragon ducks… CHOKESLAM by Dragon… And Blake hits the mat hard…
Rhino:His head bounced off of it very very quickly…
Mark:Dragon now with a cover 1…………….2………… Angle makes the save… And is now just stomping away at Dragon…
Rhino:Angle is taunting the crowd… Not something he wants to be doing at the moment…
Mark:Kurt Angle now gets caught by Dragon… Who got up to his feet…
Rhino:Dragon is gonna send him for a ride…
Mark:SEXY BOY KICK to ANGLE… As he was in the grasp of Dragon…
Rhino:Dragon and Blake now face to face…
Mark:Blake and Dragon now trading blows… Blake has the advantage… Now he comes off the ropes… Dragon ducks the clothesline… And has him up… MYSTICAL NIGHT… By Dragon…
Rhino:Blake is down… And out…
Mark:Angle is up… And he has Dragon… ANGLE SLAM…
Rhino:I thought Angle was down… And out…
Mark:Cover by Angle 1………………….2……………………..3……… NEW CHAMPION…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Television Champion… KURT ANGLE…
Rhino:What a MATCH… Our Olympic Hero has some gold now…
Mark:Congrats to our NEW TV Champion… But its now time to head to the ring… For a play pen match…
Play Pen Match
Tommy Dreamer vs Raven
Pa Announcer:This next match is a PlayPen Match… And is set for one fall…
(Static comes over the PA System… And a message appears on the Extreme Theatre…)
Message:By Order of Extreme Impact this next match is a Tag Team Play Pen Match featuring Tommy Dreamer and Raven vs The Wolfpac…
Rhino:Thats Big News…
Pa Announcer:Introducing first… The Team of Tommy Dreamer and Raven…
(Raven’s theme hits first as he walks out… Followed by Dreamers theme as he walks to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at 507 Pounds… KEVIN NASH and SCOTT HALL…
Mark:Big time change of plans… As the bell sounds… Raven and Scott Hall battling it out… But Nash just took Dreamer’s head and rammed in to the Steel Cage…
Rhino:The Wolfpac has returned back to the eWa… And is makin a name for themselves at the moment…
Mark:Scott Hall with a fallaway slam on a trashcan to Raven… Meanwhile Kevin Nash has a kendo stick and is really taking it to Tommy Dreamer…
Rhino:This is just a brutal attack… As Nash and Hall try to reclaim their fame…
Mark:Kevin Nash with a sidewalk slam on a trash can…
Rhino:Scott Hall is telling Nash lets end this thing… As Scott Hall is opening up a couple of tables that were hooked on to the Steel Cage…
Mark:Nash has Dreamer up… POWERBOMB through the table… Scott Hall has up Raven… Outsiders Edge…
Rhino:They just laid those two men out…
Mark:Cover by Nash and Hall 1………………2………….3……
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners… KEVIN NASH and SCOTT HALL…
Rhino:Nash and Hall show their BACK… Here in the eWa…
Mark:Yes they did… Right now lets head to the ring…
Pa Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome TAZZ and LANCE STORM…
(“Survive” hits as Tazz and Storm walk to the ring…)
Rhino:Why in the hell are they out here now… They arent scheduled…
Mark:Lenny and Lodi dont work here anymore… So why are they even here…
Rhino:Thats what I want to know… WHAT THE HELL… What happen to the lights…
Mark:Its completely Dark here now…
(The words Dead Men Walking come across the PA System)
Rhino:OMEGA and PURGATORY are in the ring…
Mark:They grab both Tazz and Lance Storm… STEREO SCREWDRIVERS by Extreme Impact… And Tazz and Storm have just been laid out…
Rhino:Extreme Impact has given up on Tazz and Storm…
Mark:And now here comes Sid… With a couple of Body Bags…
Rhino:What is he doing with them…
Mark:I think I have an idea… The Bags are now open… And Storm and Tazz are now in the clutches of Extreme Impact… And they have them up Tombstone Style… And Stereo Tombstones…
Rhino:They are sealing the bags now…
Mark:And now they have and they are takin them to the back… We though have to head back to the ring…
Winner Recieves World Title Shot
Prodigy vs Shawn Stasiak
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Dallas, Texas… Weighing in at 374 Pounds… PRODIGY…
(Prodigy’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… SHAWN “MEAT” STASIAK…
(Stasiak’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Stasiak doesnt wait for the bell as he is hammering right in to Prodigy… The right hands scoring on him as he sends him for a ride in to the ropes… And Prodigy gets nailed with a drop kick by Stasiak…
Rhino:Prodigy is still on his feet…
Mark:Thats only because he bounced back off the ropes…
Rhino:True but he is still on his feet…
Mark:Stasiak now charges in… Prodigy ducks and catches him with a samoan drop… Cover by Prodigy 1……………..2…………. Kickout by Stasiak… Prodigy is now pulling him out in to the middle of the ring… Scoop up and a big slam… By the almost 400 Pounder…
Rhino:He moves like he ways 200 though…But with the impact of 400 Pounds…
Mark:Prodigy with a kick to the gut… Swinging neckbreaker by Prodigy… And a big leg drop…
Rhino:That shook the insides of Stasiak…
Mark:Another cover 1……..2………….. Kickout by Stasiak again… And now Prodigy hooks him up… Jumping DDT…
Rhino:Stasiak could be done here…
Mark:Stasiak gets covered 1……………….2……………… Kickout again… Prodigy now whips him in to the corner… Begins to charge in… Stasiak moved out of the way… BULLDOG by Stasiak…
Rhino:Both men are down now…
Mark:Stasiak first to his feet… Prodigy though is up as well… Swings with a clothesline but ducked by Stasiak… Who now nails him with a flipping neckbreaker and a cover 1…………………….2………………… Kickout by Prodigy…
Rhino:Almost three there…
Mark:Stasiak now on the middle rope… Goes for a dropkick… And he connects… Cover 1……………………………….2…………………….3.NO…He got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Stasiak can not believe it… But is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Taking to much time…
Rhino:That could cost him…
Mark:Prodigy just kicked his legs as he was getting up and which pushed the ref in to the ropes…
Rhino:And stasiak is singing a different tune now…
Mark:PRODICAL SUN by Prodigy on to Stasiak…
Rhino:He took advantage… On Stasiak on the top rope…
Mark:Cover by Prodigy 1…………….2…………..3………….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner PRODIGY…
Rhino:Prodigy now has himself a World Title Shot…
Mark:Now the tag titles are gonna be on the line… So lets get to the ring…
eWa Tag Team Title Match
Beaver & Ahmed Johnson(c) vs Sabu & New Jack
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the eWa Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… Weighing in tonight at a combined weight of 452 pounds… SABU & NEW JACK…
(Sabu’s Theme hits as they make their way out to the ring)
Pa Announcer:Their Opponents… Weighing in at 528 Pounds… AHMED JOHNSON and BEAVER…
(Beaver’s theme hits as they make their way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… Beaver will start things out with Sabu… Sabu quickly takes out the leg of Beaver… And is mounted on him givin him right hands… Sabu sends Beaver in to the far side ropes… And nails the Tag Champ with a spin heel kick…
Rhino:Beaver is rolling right to the outside…
Mark:Beaver back in the ring after cooling off… Beaver this time locks up with Sabu… Side Headlock by Beaver… Sabu pushes Beaver in to the ropes… Sabu goes for a dropkick… But Beaver hangs on to the ropes…
Rhino:Beaver now tags in Ahmed Johnson…
Mark:Double Suplex by The Tag Champs and Ahmed with a cover 1………….2……. Kickout by Sabu… Ahmed lifts up Sabu in the air and drops him with a body press…
Rhino:Ahmed showing off his strength…
Mark:Ahmed sends him in to the ropes… Spine Buster by Ahmed Johnson… And another cover 1…………………..2…………… Kickout again by Sabu…
Rhino:Another tag made by the champs… As Beaver gets back in to the ring…
Mark:Beaver now hooks him and nails him with a pilerdriver… Another cover by The Tag Champs… 1……………….2…………… Kickout…
Rhino:Sabu needs to tag in New Jack…
Mark:Another Tag in by Beaver… And Ahmed now puts Sabu up on the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:Sabu pushed him off…
Mark:Sabu with a leg drop on to Ahmed Johnson… But he is to hurt to cover him…
Rhino:Now its Sabu’s chance to tag in New Jack…
Mark:Sabu makes the tag and here comes New Jack… New Jack with a clothesline to Ahmed… And a clothesline to Beaver as well… Scoop Slam on Beaver… As Beaver rolls back to the outside…
Rhino:New Jack is a house of fire…
Mark:From behind Ahmed with a forearm shot…
Rhino:That stopped him…
Mark:Ahmed sets him up for the Pearl River Plunge… No.. Dropkick by Sabu to Ahmed… New Jack flips over 1…………………2……………..3……….
Rhino:We have new champs…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winners and NEW Tag Team Champions… SABU & NEW JACK…
Rhino:Beaver and Ahmed had it in control… But Sabu and New Jack were able to pull it out…
Mark:Well the World Title match is up next… So lets head to the ring…
eWa World Title Buried Alive Match
William McConnell(c) vs CannonBall
Pa Announcer:This next match is a BURIED ALIVE MATCH… And is for the eWa World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… CANNONBALL…
(CannonBalls Theme hits as he makes his way out to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:And his opponent…
Mark:PYB is out… And he is no attacking CannonBall on his way to the ring…
Rhino:He wants to dish out this beating right now…
Mark:PYB is nailing him with right hands… And PYB just whipped him in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:PYB means business…
Mark:PYB scoops up CannonBall and is bringing him over to the grave site and slams him on the dirt…
Rhino:PYB hangs him upside down…
Mark:Running Droplick right to the head of Cannonball…
Rhino:He probably has ringing in his ears at the moment…
Mark:William McConnell now drags him up the grave… And sling shots him in to the Grave…
Rhino:PYB has somethin on his mind…
Mark:10 Point Splash on to CannonBall… I believe he is done for the evening… As PYB is puttin the dirt on to CannonBall…
Rhino:PYB from the beginning had this match up…
Mark:The Ref calls for the bell and this match is over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa World Champion… WILLIAM McCONNELL…
Rhino:PYB took control from the start and kicked his ass…
Mark:Well Rhino its time for our Main Event… Which I know you will love…
Rhino:You bet your ass…
Triple H and Shawn Michaels vs Rob Van Dam and Justin Credible
Pa Announcer:Tonights main event is set for one fall… Introducing first… Representing Degeneration X.. The Team of the eWa Champion TRIPLE H and the eWa X Champion… SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Break it Down” plays as they hit the ring…)
Pa Announcer:Their Opponents… Representing Degeneration X… The Team of JUSTIN CREDIBLE and ROB VAN DAM…
(“Break it Down” continues to play as they walk to the ring…)
Mark:This is gonna be real interesting…
Rhino:I got my popcorn ready…
Mark:And Probably do all the boys in the back… Cause everyone has been waiting to see this…
Rhino:Is this the End of DX… I Really Hope So…
HHH:Now before this Ref Rings the bell… I just want to say something on the behalf of myself… And Degeneration X… Everybody in this company wants to see a war… Everyone in this company… Wants to see Degeneration X… Fight One another… Everyone wants to see The Heartbreak Kid… Rob Van Dam… Justin Credible and myself… Fight… They want it to happen… Everyone wants it to happen… I know that all the boys in the back want to see it… So… With out further a do… LETS DO THIS RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW… And lets Do it… DX STYLE…
Mark:Well here we go… Michaels and Van Dam face to face… And Hunter and Justin Credible are face to face as well…
Rhino:They are gonna get it on right here and right now… WOOOOOOOO…
Mark:Michaels reaches back…Ready to nail RVD… Bam… A Finger to the chest… What the Hell… The Game dives down as well…
Rhino:What in the hell is going on in ths ring…
Mark:Michaels is on top of Van Dam… And Justin Credible is on top of the game…
Rhino:What the hell…
Mark:The Ref counts 1…..2……..3……. DX swerved us all…
Pa Announcer:This match is a DRAW…
Rhino:You gotta be kidding me…
Mark:I kid you not… DX Swerved us all…
HHH:WE DID IT… DX gave all of the boys… What they wanted… We had our match… And as always… DX IS ONE STEP… AHEAD OF EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU…
Justin:Now Thats not Just the Coolest… Now thats just not the best… That My Friends… Is why we are JUST INCREDIBLE…
HBK:Oh By the way… We got Two Words for ya…
DX:SUCK IT…
HBK:Now Somebody hit the oh so wonderful… MONEY MAKIN MUSIC…
(“Break it Down” plays in the arena as DX Poses)
Rhino:God Damn it…
Mark:DX pull the wool over everyones eyes… And tonight… It happened here in London… DX Out smarted us all…
Rhino:Damn It Damn it Damn it…
Mark:We are outta here… Good Night everyone…
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