Hardcore Evolution 2002
Mark:Welcome everyone to eWa Hardcore Evolution…Welcome to the Sky Dome here in Toronto, Ontario, Canada…
Rhino:Tonight should be one hell of an event…
Mark:Yes it should… As all the matches besides the ones with their own gimmicks…We will be working up Extreme Rules…
Rhino:ECDUB ECDUB…Opps wrong Company…
Mark:As our Main Event will be for the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship… Between Triple H and Hulk Hogan… Also we have some Pure Hell between The Outlaws and Beaver in a Handicap Match… We also have Hell in a Cell… Between Vertigo and Shawn Michaels for the eWa X Championship…
Rhino:That is going to be something to see tonight…
Mark:And also an Inferno Match between Jay Mack and Purgatory for the Total Impact Championship… But now lets head to the ring for our opening contest…
Extreme Rules
Chris Jericho vs Kain Dynger
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening match is under Extreme Rules and is set for one fall… Introducing first from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… CHRIS JERICHO
(“Break down the Walls” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Detroit, Michigan, Weighing in at 200 Pounds… KAIN DYNGER…
(“Nuclear Blast” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Well here we go… Kain Dynger and Y2J tie up in the center of the ring… Kain sends Jericho for the ride in to the ropes… Jericho comes back with a spinning heel kick right to Kain…
Rhino:Kain didnt see that one coming…
Mark:Jericho now with a chop to Kain Dynger and backs him up in to the corner… Jericho chops him again and now whips him in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Kain Dynger moves out of the way of the charge…
Mark:Kain Dynger now scoops up Jericho and slams him to the canvas…
Rhino:Kain Dynger is up on the middle rope…
Mark:Jericho is back up to his feet… Dropkick and he connects does Kain Dynger of Chris Jericho… A cover 1……………2……… Kick out by Jericho…
Rhino:Kain Dynger is starting to take control of the match up…
Mark:Kain now sends Jericho in to the ropes… Big time powerslam with a cover 1……………….2………… And another kickout by Jericho…
Rhino:Kain is whipping Jericho in to the corner…
Mark:Jericho with a reversal… And he bounces off the corner does Kain… Bulldog by Jericho…
Rhino:Jericho is rolling to the outside…
Mark:Hes grabbing a steel chair is Chris Jericho and is bringing it back in to the ring…
Rhino:He has something on his mind for that chair…
Mark:Jericho is back in… DROPKICK to the chair by Kain Dynger and the chair bounced right back in the face of Jericho….
Rhino:Thats not what he wanted to happen…
Mark:Kain Dynger now lays the chair out… DYNGER DROP on the Steel Chair…
Rhino:Thats gotta be all right now…
Mark:Cover by Kain Dynger…1………………..2……………3……..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… KAIN DYNGER…
Rhino:Kain Dynger keeps on a roll in the eWa…But Chris Jericho will live to fight another day…
Mark:Yes he will… Speaking of fights… We have another one… So lets head to the ring…
Extreme Rules
Edge vs Subway vs The Undertaker
Pa Announcer:This next match is under Extreme Rules and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 240 pounds… EDGE…
(“Never gonna stop” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Death Valley… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… THE UNDERTAKER…
(“Deadman Walking” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 200 pounds…SUBWAY…
(“Hits from the bong” by C-Hill hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Well we are about to begin…
Rhino:Subway is crazy as he has brought down a trash can full of weapons…
Mark:Sort of like New Jack style…
Rhino:Exactly…
Mark:The bell sounds… Edge just speared The Undertaker…
Rhino:Thats gonna take the Deadman down a minute…
Mark:Subway throws the trashcan in to the ring… And Edge has backed up…
Rhino:This is going to get interesting…
Mark:Edge and Subway going at it right now… Edge slaps Subway in the chest as he sends him in to the corner… Edge charges in shoulder first… And Subway moves out of the way…
Rhino:He just went Shoulder first in to the ring post…
Mark:Taker spins Subway around… Chokeslam on to Subway…
Rhino:Taker is now going to work on to Edge…
Mark:Taker now whips Edge in to the corner… And Taker nails Edge with a clothesline… Taker comes off the ropes… DDT by the Undertaker…
Rhino:The Deadman is going for a cover…
Mark:Cover 1…………………2……………… Subway breaks it up with a 2by4 wrapped in barbed wire shot to the back of The Undertaker…
Rhino:Thats one way to the break it up…
Mark:Subway now whips The Undertaker in to the ropes… Clothesline with the 2by4…
Rhino:The Undertaker is in pain at the moment…
Mark:Edge from behind on Subway with a broom to the back…
Rhino:What a shot…
Mark:Edge now steps back and goes for another swing… Ducked by Subway… And Subway now goes along with chops to Edge… Edge now gets sent in to the ropes… Dropkick to the knee by Subway…
Rhino:Nice dropkick…
Mark:Subway now has a steel chair… And lays it down… And now Subway grabs the broom stick… Russian Leg Sweep… Annd he drops him back on the steel chair… Cover by Subway… 1………………………….2…………………….. NO…
Rhino:The Undertaker went for a chair shot and he nailed Edge not Subway who rolled out of the way of it…
Mark:The Undertaker has made a mistake… As Subway just nailed him in the head with the chair… TORNADO CLOTHESLINE on the Undertaker…
Rhino:Could it be over now…
Mark:Cover by Subway 1………………..2…………………..3………….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… SUBWAY…
Rhino:Great Match that was back and forth….
Mark:And this is just the beginning… Now isnt…
Rhino:Oh Yes it is…
Mark:Now lets get back to the ring…
Extreme Rules
Nuclear Bomb vs Lone Jobber vs Kurt Angle
Pa Announcer:This next match is another Extreme Rules Match… Set for one fall… Introducing first… From Bonfield, Oh… Weighing in at 290 Pounds… NUCLEAR BOMB…
(“Nuclear Blast” hits as he makes his way out to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From the Slaughter House… Weighing in at 198 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…
(“Halo” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Pittsburgh, Pa… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Your Olympic Hero… KURT ANGLE…
(“Medal” hits as he walks to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… Angle goes right to work on Nuclear Bomb…With right hands… Angle now whips Nuclear Bomb in to the ropes… Reversal by Nuclear Bomb and he nails him with a backbody drop….
Rhino:Lone Jobber is on the outside of the ring Mark…
Mark:As Nuclear Bomb lays in the boots to the Olympic Hero… Nuclear Bomb scoops him up and slams him the canvas…
Rhino:Lone Jobber from behind… On Nuclear Bomb with a clothesline…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs Nuclear Bomb and sends him in to the corner… Lone Jobber with a Steel Chair and just smashes it over the Head of Kurt Angle who just got up…
Rhino:Wicked Shot…
Mark:Nuclear Bomb with a neckbreaker to Lone Jobber… Nuclear Bomb with boots right to Lone Jobbers back as he picks him up and nails him with a backbreaker… Cover by NB 1………………2……………….. Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Kurt Angle is back up on his feet now and rolls to the outside and is looking under the ring for something…
Mark:Nuclear Bomb puts Lone Jobber up on the top rope…
Rhino:Angle is back in the ring with a trash can… And he nails Nuclear Bomb right in the back…
Mark:Angle is now up on the top rope… BELLY TO BELLY Superplex…Off the top rope and he sent him flying right on to the steel chair…
Rhino:What a move by Kurt Angle has he has now taken Lone Jobber out of the ring…
Mark:Angle now turns around… SUPERKICK by Nuclear Bomb and he took down Kurt Angle…
Rhino:Nuclear Bomb is setting up a table…
Mark:Nuclear Bomb looks to be setting Angle up for a Powerbomb… And he drops him and hooks him up again… NUCLEAR ATTACK THROUGH THE TABLE… The Triple Powerbomb move and he drilled Angle through the table…
Rhino:Good God what a move…
Mark:Here is the cover 1……………………2………………3…..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… NUCLEAR BOMB…
Rhino:Nuclear Bomb was able to pull out this victory tonight…
Mark:This was a hard fought battle between these three men…
Rhino:Yes it sure was… Every match tonight has been a hard fought match…
Mark:Lets head outside in the parking lot… As we have a ring… And a big fence around it… With a whole lot of goodies… Outside… So lets get out there…
eWa Television Championship EBW Backyarders Match
Ultimate Warrior(c) vs 911
Mark:Well both 911 and The Ultimare Warrior are inside the fence… And here we go…
Rhino:There was the bell…
Mark:And 911 went right after the Ultimate Warrior…
Rhino:It is not a normal Wrestling ring they are in… Its a Backyard ring…
Mark:That is correct Rhino… As 911 just drilled The Ultimate right in to the mat with a clothesline… And 911 has rolled out and grab a couple of things…
Rhino:Looks like I dont know what as it is in a trashcan…
Mark:911 scoops up The Ultimate Warrior and slams him down… 911 grabs a folding chair… And cracks it across the back of the Ultimate Warrior…
Rhino:Hard shot right to the back…
Mark:911 grabs The Warrior and sends him hard in to the corner… 911 sets up a chair…
Rhino:He has a glass jar does 911…
Mark:And he jumps off the chair and just cracks it across the face of The Ultimate Warrior…
Rhino:The Warrior is busted open real bad…
Mark:911 has him set up… Piledriver… And he connects… As he dropped him right on the steel chair…
Rhino:911 grabs a sheet of glass… Is this guy crazy…
Mark:As he has him up… POWERBOMB on the Glass…
Rhino:Thats gotta hurt…
Mark:911 now is waiting for him to get up… LIFE SUPPORT BY 911…
Rhino:Its gotta be over…
Mark:Here is the cover 1……………2…………..3……..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Television Champion… 911…
Rhino:The Ultimate Warrior seemed to be out of his element… Which has led to the downfall as his eWa Television Title reign comes to an end…
Mark:Well its time to ge back inside… FOR SOME HELL IN THE CELL…
eWa X Championship Hell in a Cell Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Vertigo
Pa Announcer:This next match… IS HELL IN A CELL… And it is for the eWa X Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Atlanta, Ga… VERTIGO…
(“Sober” hits as he makes his way to the cell…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The eWa X Champion… The Heartbreak KId… SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Well this should be one hell of a fight…
Rhino:They really want to tare in to one another…
Mark:Both men are ready to explode… Michaels slaps Vertigo in the face… Vertigo goes for a right hand… But the Heartbreak Kid ducks his right hand… And nails him with a stinging right hand…
Rhino:Michaels is using his speed… Right now…
Mark:Michaels now stings him with another right hand… And Vertigo is starting to back up…
Rhino:Vertigo is trying to figure out how he wants to handle the Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Michaels now rakes the eyes of Vertigo as he sends him off in to the ropes does the Heartbreak Kid… HBK now goes for a clothesline… And he connects on to Vertigo…
Rhino:Shawn is starting his pace of the match up early…
Mark:Michaels now comes off the ropes and goes for a crossbody… No… He is caught by Vertigo… Who nails him with a fallaway Slam… Michaels is back up on his feet and gets nailed with a spin kick to the face…
Rhino:So much for Shawn starting his pace…
Mark:Vertigo now whips Michaels in to the corner and he sent him in to the corner…
Rhino:He really sent him in to the corner hard…
Mark:Michaels staggers out and Vertigo nails him with a clothesline over the top rope and on to the floor goes the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:Vertigo is going to the floor…
Mark:Michaels now gets picked up and gets sent in to the steel fence…Vertigo is charging in to Michaels… But Michaels moves out of the way… And now he grabs Vertigo by the Head and throws his head in to the cage…
Rhino:This is going to be a back and forth match up this whole night… I can smell it…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid now sends Vertigo in to the steel steps… And now The Heartbreak Kid rolls him back in to the ring… Shawn now putting the boots right to the back of the man named Vertigo…
Rhino:Michaels is back on the outside…
Mark:Remember all matches have Extreme Rules in them… And the Heartbreak Kid has a ladder…
Rhino:And hes bringing it in to the ring…
Mark:Michaels sets the Ladder up in the corner… And Michaels sets up Vertigo and he slingshots him in to the ladder… And now he nails him with a clothesline as he bounced off the ladder…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is the king of the ladder match…And is he bringing it in to this match…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid grabs the ladder and nails Vertigo right in the head… The Heartbreak Kid lays the ladder down out on the mat and slams Vertigo on to the ladder…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is climbing up on the corner…
Mark:Big Splash… NO.. Vertigo moved right out of the way… And Michaels crashed hard on to the ladder…
Rhino:That could break some ribs…
Mark:Vertigo now rolls to the outside and is also bringing in a table in to the ring…
Rhino:This is getting good…
Mark:Vertigo now sets up the table… But Vertigo isnt using it now… And is now slapping the chest of HBK… As he snaps suplexs the HeartbreaK Kid…
Rhino:Michaels is in pain right now…
Mark:Vertigo lays the Heartbreak Kid out on the table… And he is heading up on to the top rope… Big Time Leg Drop through the table…
Rhino:Thats taking the Heartbreak Kid out of this match…
Mark:Vertigo covers The Heartbreak Kid… 1…………………2…………….. The Heartbreak Kid kicks out…
Rhino:That was a close one…
Mark:Vertigo now grabs Michaels and throws him outside of the ring…Vertigo now grabs Michaels and is rubbing his face in the steel of the cage on the outside…
Rhino:Like Vertigo said he is teaching Michaels a lesson he will never forget…
Mark:Vertigo now picks up Michaels and is about to ram Michaels right in to the steel cage… NO… Michaels slides off his shoulder and he shoves Vertigo right in to the steel…
Rhino:This has been back and forth…
Mark:Michaels now rolls back in to the ring…
Rhino:Hes trying to catch his breathe and recover from the attack…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid rolls back out and rolls Vertigo back in to the ring… As He slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Shawn is heading up the ladder…
Mark:Big Elbow Drop… Off the ladder by the Heartbreak Kid… Shawn with a cover 1……………2…………………… kickout by Vertigo…
Rhino:That was a close call… But Michaels believes it is over…
Mark:The Band is tuning up…
Rhino:If he nails it is over…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC… NO… Ducked by Vertigo… Vertigo spins Michaels around and nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Vertigo is setting up the ladder now…
Mark:He is bringing Michaels up the Ladder… FEAR FACTOR… Off the ladder…
Rhino:What a move by Vertigo…
Mark:Here is the cover 1…………………..2…………………3……………..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa X Champion… VERTIGO…
Rhino:Vertigo has ended the reign of the Heartbreak Kid as the eWa X Champion…
Mark:The three month plus reign is over now…
Rhino:It is but… Nothing… DX lost… Thats a good thing…
Mark:Well its time for the Inferno Match… Lets get back…
eWa Total Impact Championship Inferno Match
Purgatory(c) vs Jay Mack
Pa Announcer:This next match is an Inferno Match… And it is for the eWa Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Real Deal… JAY MACK…
(“Never Again” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… The eWa Total Impact Champion… PURGATORY…
(“N Pulse” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Well here we go…
Rhino:These two men… Will have to set the other on fire…
Mark:Jay Mack and Purgatory tie up in the center of the ring… Headlock by Jay Mack… On Purgatory who pushes him off in to the ropes… Leap Frog by Purgatory now… As he hip tosses Jay Mack…
Rhino:They are wrestling at the moment…
Mark:The Flames are getting higher and higher each time they hit the mat…Purgatory whips Jay in to the corner… Jay Mack comes right out and nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:These men have been exchanging words for the past week… Now they are tangling… Right here and now…
Mark:Jay scoops up Purgatory and nails him with a running powerslam… Jay with the boots to Purgatory… As Purgatory is trying to get up in the corner…
Rhino:Jay though keeps kicking him down…
Mark:Purgatory now grabs one of the legs of Jay… And he trips him up… Sharpshooter by Purgatory…
Rhino:Move made famous by Bret The Hitman Hart…
Mark:Purgatory breaks the hold… As he now does a double stomp right on the back of Jay…
Rhino:Remember the days when Kevin Sullivan use to double stomp his opponents on the chest to win matches…
Mark:Yeah I do… Whats your point…
Rhino:Nothing just wanted to throw that in there…
Mark:Purgatory now with a big vertical suplex… And he drops Jay Mack down…
Rhino:Jay is close to the fire…
Mark:Jay gets up and moves in to the corner now…
Rhino:He is trying to get as far away from the flames as he can…
Mark:Jay now with a low blow to Purgatory… And Jay Mack now with a right hand followed by a clothesline… Jay Mack now whips Purgatory in to the corner… Jay charges in… AND NO… BACK BODY DROP… And Jay went flying over the flames and to the floor…
Rhino:Good god oh mighty… Purgatory is left in the ring… While Jay is on the outside…
Mark:Jay is crawling up the entrance way…
Rhino:What is Purgatory going to do now…
Mark:SUICIDED PLANCHA over the top rope and right on to Jay Mack… And now Purgatory is nailing Jay with right hands…
Rhino:They are fighting up the entrance way…
Mark:Jay is trying to get away… And is climbing up the lighting Scaffold…
Rhino:Is he crazy…
Mark:No Purgatory is for climbing up there with him…
Rhino:These two men are on a plattform… And now fighting with one another…
Mark:Jay with another low blow as it continues to shake with both men on it…
Rhino:These two men are up dangerously high…
Mark:Jay is picking up Purgatory for a Powerbomb… No he gets out of it…
Rhino:The wood caved in…
Mark:Both men have fallen through the scaffolding…
Rhino:Oh God… Both men just hit the boxes below hard…
Mark:Referees are out… Checking out both men…
Rhino:The Ref has stopped this match up…
Mark:Thats a good call… As both men are being taken out of the building right now…
Rhino:This is not good…
Mark:They both were moving their legs and arms… So that is a good sign…
Rhino:Yes it is…
Mark:Now lets get back to our next match…
Pure Hell Handicap Match
The Outlaws vs Beaver
WRITTEN by PSYKO BOY PYB
Pa Announcer: The Following Match Up Is A Pure Hell Handicapped Match…The Winner Receives A Shot For Any Title…Introducing First…From Beaverville, Oh…Weighing in at 245 Pounds…BEAVER…
(“Just Another Victim” hits as Beaver makes his way out to the ring…)
Pa Announcer: And His Opponents…At A Combined Weight Of 479 Pounds…Representing D-Generation-X..They Are William “PsYko Boy” McConnell & “The X-Man” Jason Cain…THE OUTLAWS…
(“Party Hard
Rhino: For the last week…these men have been tearing into each other verbally…now they’re gonna do it physically…and its gonna be in Pure Hell…
Mark:
Rhino: Beaver caught The Outlaws off guard…but let his guard down…
Mark: The Outlaws Stomping away at Beaver…They pick him up…throw him into the ropes…Beaver ducks the double clothesline…Outlaws turn around…Baver Delivers A Double Clothesline Of His Own…
Rhino: Beavers On Fire…He whips McConnell into the corner…whips Cain into the other…
Mark: Beaver Delivering rights to McConnell now…he turns around…Cains outta the corner…Beaver with some rights to Cain…Beaver Turns To McConnell…BIG BOOT…The Outlaws stomping away at beaver again…
Rhino: They want to be careful…beaver knows what hes doing…
Mark: Cain keeps the boots to beaver…McConnell to The Outside…hes got a trash can…he throws it in the ring…McConnell back in the ring…They both a grab a leg a and an arm…
Rhino: Here it comes…SlingShot Flapjack on the Trash Can…Beavers down…
Mark: The Outlaws Can Take That Advantage Now…they whip beaver into the corner…Big Corner SPlash By Cain…McConnell Charges…MONKEY FLIP…
Rhino: The Outlaws have slowed things down…and Beaver was sent flying…
Mark: McConnell Picks Beaver Up..going for a suplex…Beaver Blocks and Delivers one of his own…Cain Goes for a right…Beaver Ducks…Cain turns around…Double Arm DDT…McConnell Up Now…Beaver delivers rights to him…Beaver off the ropes…Beaver goes for the clothesline…McConnell Ducks…Beaver Turns Around…Dropkick…
Rhino: Beaver trying to elimnate one Outlaw so he can deal with the other…
Mark: McConnell Picks Up Beaver…Grabs The Arm…Kick To The Gut…WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT…
Rhino: It looked like a modified Fame-ass-er…but whatever it was…it was effective…
Mark: Cain in the ring now…Hes got a ladder…he sets it up in the corner….McConnell picks up beaver…whips him into the corner…Beaver reverse…Cain moves the ladder…and McConnell slams into the corner…
Rhino: The Outlaws showing that Tag Team Bond they claim to have…
Mark: Beaver Charges McConnell…forgets about Cain…Cain with a springboard clothesline…no Beaver ducks…Cain tursn around…DOUBLE ARM DDT…McConnells out of the corner…Beaver catches him in the firemens carry…he nears the ropes…MODIFIED BEAVER DAM OVER THE ROPES…
Rhino: Beaver just took McConnell out of this match up…hes got Cain all alone…
Mark: Cains up…Beaver with a right…Cain with a right…Beaver with a right…and another…and a few more…Beaver whips Cain into the ropes…Clothlines By Beaver…He picks Cain up…Hooks cain from behind…SHIN BREAKER…
Rhino: Beavers starting to Focus on that knee…
Mark: Beaver stomping at the Knee now…Grabs the leg…elbow drop…and another…Beaver picks up Cain…whips him into the ropes…dropkick to the knee…Beaver lifts Cain up…goes for another Shin Breaker…Cain flips out of it…hurts the knee on the landing…Beaver goes for a clothesline…Cain ducks…From behind…Neckbreaker by Cain…
Rhino: Cain finding some energy…
Mark: Cain and Beaver back up…Cain grabs the arm…twist…Vert-a-Crusher…
Rhino: A William Regal like neck-breaker…Cain modified for and made it more effective…
Mark: Cain lifts Beaver up…sends him into the ropes…Discus Clothesline…Beavers down…Cain lifts him up again…Hes Callin For The Outlaw Driver…He hooks Beaver under…no…Beaver grabs the legs…Reverse Power Bomb…Beaver still holding the legs…he flips Cain over…TEXAS CLOVERLEAF…Beaver Applying The Texas Cloverleaf…
Rhino: When done just right…it can have great affect on the knee…and thats exactly whats Beavers doing…
Mark: Beavers got a smile on his face…a sick one at that…Cain trying to crawl to the ropes…but it doesn’t matter if he does….theres no DQ…bBaver won’t have to release the hold…Cains tappin…Cains Tappin…
Rhino: It doesn’t matter….No Submissions…Wait…McConnells up…whats he got?
Mark: Its looks like Barbed Wire…AND Razor Wire…hes twisting them together…
Rhino: That isn’t good for Beaver…
Mark: McConnells in the ring…he strikes Beaver from behind…saving Cain…hes taking that Razor Wire/Barbed Wire Twist…hes got it in Beavers mouth and hes pullin up while sittin on Beavers back…And Here Comes The Blood…
Rhino: Beavers bleeding profusely from the mouth…
Mark: McConnell showing signs of that EBW heritage…he lets it out of Beavers mouth…punches beaver in the back of the head…he sits Beaver up…hes now grating Beavers head with that wire combination…
Rhino: and Beavers head now flowing with blood as McConnell shreds his head…
Mark: Cain back up…but limpin…from under the ring…Caind got a table…Hes setting it up on the outside…While McConnells picks up Beaver…McConnells sends Beaver into the ropes…PSYKO-BOMB…
Rhino: McConnells not pinning…Hes looking at his hands with a smile on his face…the Wire combo shredded his hands as well as Beavers mouth and head…
Mark: McConnell spots the table…he picks up Beaver…hooks him…PSYKO-PLEX…THE TABLE DOESN’T BREAK…
Rhino: I can’t believe it…how in the hell did that table not break…
Mark: Cains up…hes going to the top…having a hard time…hes up to the top…no…hes on the ring post…LEG DROP…NO…BEAVER MOVES…
Rhino: Cain Just Went Crashin Through That Table…I think that pretty much says it all for Cain…
Mark: I think it does…McConnell to the outside…Beavers up…McConnell with rights to Beaver…Beaver blocks…fires a few rights off his own…McConnell goes for a clothesline…Beaver ducks…McConnell Turns around…PSYKO-BOMB…
Rhino: Beaver Just Nailed William McConnell with a PsYko-Bomb…McConnells out…
Mark: Beaver looking under the ring now…Oh My God…hes got a sledgehammer…Hes waiting for McConnell to get up….
Rhino: This isn’t good for McConnell…he better strike low…
Mark: McConnells up…hes turns around…SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT…McConnells down…
Rhino: He didn’t strilke low…
Mark: Wait a sec…I CAN’T BELIEVE IT…JASON CAIN IS UP…
Rhino: But Beaver takes him down with the sledgehammer…if that isn’t all she wrote for Cain…nothing will keep him down…
Mark: Beavers under the ring…hes grabbin all sorts off weapons…Trashcans…Cookie Sheets…2×4’s…Tables…Ladders…Chairs…
Rhino: Oh My…
Mark: Beavers got one of McConnells favortie elements out…The Ladder…picks it up…hes walkin over to McConnell…McConnell With A Kick Up…PSYKO KICK…McConnell PsYko Kicked that ladder into Beavers face…
Rhino: All three men down now…each of them covered in blood…whos gonna get up?
Mark: Its McConnell…McConnell picks up Beaver…rolls him into the ring…McConnell into the ring…McConnell whips Beaver into the ropes…HOOSIER SIDEKICK…
Rhino: McConnell begining to use those feet…his best weapon of all…
Mark: McConnell goin for the Straight Jacket submission…no..Beaver using his upper body strength…sending McConnell into the corner face first…
Rhino: Beaver had that well scouted…
Mark: Both Beaver and McConnell up now…Beaver with a kick to the gut…DDT By Beaver…both men down now…Wait…no…Beavers back up…slowly…Beaver going to the top…can he muster the strength to make it…McConnell with a back-roll kick up…He spots Beaver…quick-charge…SPRINGBOARD SLD…And Beaver goes crashin to the floor…face first into a steel chair…
Rhino: Beaver gave McConnell enough time to catch a breath…that was a technical mistake by Beaver…
Mark: McConnell to the outside..hes got the ladder…and another…and one more…slides them in the ring…McConnell back in the ring…He sets a ladder up…McConnell slides back out of the ring…goes to pick up Beaver…LOW BLOW…
Rhino: Beaver had to use a cheap-shot to gain the advantage…but its still an advantage…
Mark: Beaver with a chair…McConnells up…Chairshot…McConnells down…Beaver slides him into the ring…
Rhino: Cains moving…he seems to be wrapping something around McConnells Bamboo Stick…
Mark: Beaver with another chairshot to McConnell…Beavers now climbing that ladder…slowly…but hes doing it…Wait…CAINS TO HIS FEET…McConnells Up…Cain tosses the stick to McConnell…
Rhino: ITS WRAPPED IN THE RAZOR WIRE/BARBED WIRE COMBO…
Mark: McConnells up…He smacks Beaver across the back with it…and again…McConnell setting up a ladder…hes climbing up to Beaver…Cains slides TWO tables in the ring…Cain sets the tables on each other…
Rhino: Whys Cain got lighter fluid?
Mark: McConnells smacks Beaver across the head with thats bamboo…Beaver catches his ballance before falling…Cains covering the top Table with the fluid…he sets up a ladder next to McConnells…hes climbing it…hes got a lighter..he lights it and throws it to teh top Table…
Rhino: WE’VE GOT A FLAMING TABLE…
Mark: All three men at the top of their ladders…McConnell picks Beaver up by the legs…3-D…OH MY GOD…A 3-D THROUGH THE 2 TABLES…
Rhino: The only thing I can say is…HOLY SHIT…
Mark: Thats the exact thing the fans are saying as all three men are now out…can they get up? will they make it to their feet? Wait…McConnells drapes a hand over Beaver…1…………………….2………………………..BEAVER KICKS OUT…HOW THE HELL…
Rhino: Beaver shwoing heart by kicking out…how he did it though is a mystery…
Mark: Cain rolls to the outside…I think the knee pain is too much…McConnells slowly getting to his feet…as well as Beaver…Both men up and exchanging rights…Beaver gain the upper…forces McConnell to the ropes…Beaver with a clothesline…sending McConnell over the ropes…But Beaver dropping to his knees in pain…
Rhino: Beaver is experiencing Pure Hell…as is The Outlaws…
Mark: I can only imagine what these men are puttin each other through…And we thought Pure Hell one was brutal…Beaver deciding to roll to the outside…Wait…theres Cain…hes saying One More…All three men up…Beaver in the Middle…MIND-SPLIT…The Mind-Split…Cains Knee Buckled…Beavers head was smashed between superkicks…and McConnell is down from the pain…
Rhino: I can’t believe it…these men havbe put each other through all this due to pure hatred…Never will you see something like this…except in the E-W-A…
Mark: McConnells Up…he slides Beaver into the ring…McConnell slides in…he grabs the bamboo stick…Beavers got a chair…Both men turn…McConnell swings…Beaver ducks…chair to the mid-section…and Beaver slams it over McConnells head…
Rhino: McConnells out…that chair went from perfect…to dented like hell…
Mark: Wait…Cains in the ring…Goes for the Clothlines…Beaver ducks…Beaver catches Cain in the firemens carry…BEAVER DAM….cover…
Rhino: 1………………2…………….3……..HE WINS IT….
Pa Announcer: HERE IS YOU WINNER…BEAVER….
Mark: Beaver pulled out the win…what an upset…
Rhino: McConnell and Cain back…their face to face with Beaver again…it could errupt once more..
Mark: McConnell offs the hand…
Rhino: I wouldn’t trust him…
Mark: Beavers takes the hand…what a show off sportsmanship…The Outlaws raise Beavers hands…
Rhino: The Outlaws are true sportsman…
Mark: Now its time for the main event…
eWa Undisputed World Championship Extreme Rules Match
Triple H(c) vs Hollywood Hulk Hogan
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is under Extreme Rules and is for the eWa Undisputed World Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Tampa, Florida… Weighing in at 274 Pounds… HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN…
(“VooDo Child” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 246 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The eWa Undisputed World Champion… The Game… TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Well its now time for a big time showdown…
Rhino:Both men are eye to eye…
Mark:Here they go… Right hands back and forth… Both men hammering away at one another… The Game is taking advantage of Hogan… As he is backing him up in the ropes…
Rhino:The ref is telling him to back up…
Mark:And The Game nails a cheap shot on Hogan… And The Game now whips Hogan in to the ropes… Big Knee right to the face…
Rhino:The Game wants to get an early advantage…
Mark:Triple H is now mounting Hogan and he is nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:Listen to the fans booing Triple H…
Mark:Triple H now whips Hogan in to the corner… Triple H charges in… And Hogan gets his foot up…And now Hogan nailing the right hands in on Triple H… As he is backing him up in the ropes…
Rhino:Hogan is starting to gain his fight back…
Mark:Hogan now nailing Triple H… And he whips him in to the ropes… BIG BOOT on the Game…
Rhino:Could be Leg Drop now…
Mark:Triple H is rolling to the outside…
Rhino:Triple H knew what was coming and thats the big leg drop of Triple H…
Mark:Hogan wants The Game back in the ring… And Triple H is taking his time to get back in to the ring…
Rhino:Triple H just threw a steel chair in the ring… Not the smartest idea in my view…
Mark:Hogan now with the chair and he swings at Triple H on the outside… Triple H jumped of the apron and now trips up Hogan… The Game pulls him to the outside and is nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:The Game suckered him in…
Mark:Triple H whips him in to the steel steps… And Hogans back went crashing in…
Rhino:The Game now throws Hogan back in to the ring…
Mark:Triple H with the Steel Chair and cracks it across the back of Hulk Hogan… Triple H with another brutal shot to Hulk Hogan…
Rhino:The Game is attacking the lower back of Hogan…
Mark:Triple H now whips Hogan in to the corner hard… And now sets him up on the top rope…Superplex by Triple H… Triple H with a cover 1…………………..2………… Hogan Kicked out…
Rhino:Im surprised to see that…
Mark:Triple H hammering Hogan with right hands…
Rhino:Hogan is hulking up… As those right hands had no effect…
Mark:Hogan now firing back at Triple H…
Rhino:Hogan is mounting a come back…
Mark:Hogan with a Big Boot to The Game… Now Hogan has the steel chair…
Rhino:Triple H ducked…
Mark:Hogan nailed The Ref with the steel chair… The Game low blows Hogan… And Triple H has the steel chair and nails Hogan right in the head…
Rhino:Triple H is now getting something from underneath the ring…
Mark:Oh No…
Rhino:Hes got the SledgeHammer…
Mark:This cant be good… The Game has the SledgeHammer and is looking to drill it in to Hogan…
(“Just Another Victim” hits as Beaver walks out towards the ring…)
Rhino:Beaver is heading to the ring now…
Mark:Triple H is distracted by Beaver… But Triple H dropped the Sledgehammer and is now going back to Hogan…
Rhino:Beaver is staring down Triple H…
Mark:Triple H with the Pedigree to Hogan…
Rhino:Here comes another referee…
Mark:Triple H with a cover 1…………………2………………..3………
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Undisputed World Champion… TRIPLE H…
Rhino:The Big Story right now… Is that Beaver has the SledgeHammer…
Mark:And he is backing Triple H up in the ring…
Rhino:Wait A second… Lone Jobber is now standing side by side with Beaver…
Mark:Its gonna be Two on One on Triple H…
Rhino:This is good…
Mark:What the Hell… Lone Jobber just nailed Beaver with big clothesline…
Rhino:NO… This cant be….
Mark:Triple H is smiling as Lone Jobber is putting the boots to Beaver… The Game is now joining in on the fun…
Rhino:Its a two on one attack… From Lone Jobber and Triple H?
Mark:The Game and Lone Jobber set up Beaver in the middle of the ring… PEDIGREE right to Beaver in the ring…
Rhino:Are you telling me these big time enemies are now aligned…
Mark:I think its one step further… I Think Lone Jobber… IS NOW DX…
(“Break it Down” hits in the arena)
Rhino:Sounds like it…
HHH:LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… BOYS AND GIRLS… CHILDREN OF ALL AGES… RIGHT HERE AND NOW… I BRING TO YOU… THE NEWEST MEMBER OF DEGENERATION X… LONNNNNEEEEEEEEE JOBBBBBBBERRRRRRRRRRRRR…
Mark:Are you kidding me…
Rhino:No Way…
Mark:Its official…
Rhino:ITS DX VS THE EWA…
Mark:DX IS STILL… IN TOTAL CONTROL…
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