New Years Evil 2002

Mark:Welcome everyone to New Years Evil… As we are going to count you down to the new year… If everything works out… We will pan over to the ball drop… Once our last match is over with…

Rhino:Do you hear all of these fans… They arent here for the ball drop… They are here for EWA ACTION…

Mark:And we got some great action here tonight…

Rhino:Oh Yes we do…

Mark:Our main event is Vertigo defending the eWa Undisputed Championship against Chris Jericho… Triple H and Justin Credible in a Sledgehammer vs Singapore Cane Match… Plus an interesting Tag Team Title match and a Television Championship match…

Rhino:They are all very very interesting… Should be one hell of a night tonight Mark…

Mark:Well lets get the ball rolling… So to speak… As we head to the ring… As these fans count down to the new year…

Shawn Michaels vs Crusher

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Match… Is set for one fall… Introducing first from San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…

(“Boy Toy” plays as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Crushville… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… THE CRUSHER…

(“Cocky” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Well here we go… Crusher ties up with HBK… HBK has him in a sideheadlock… But Crusher pushes him off in to the ropes… But Michaels nails him with a shoulderblock…

Rhino:Crusher though is back up on his feet right away…

Mark:Michaels puts his head down early.. And Crusher nails him with a DDT… Goes for a cover 1…………….2…………. kickout by HBK…

Rhino:HBK put his head down too early as he was going for a back body drop…

Mark:Crusher now scoops up Michaels… Michaels slides out… And nails him with a belly to back suplex…Michaels goes for a cover 1……………….2………… Kickout by Crusher…

Rhino:Michaels trying to take over this match up…

Mark:Crusher now back up on his feet… And Michaels sends him in to the ropes and nails him with a dropkick…

Rhino:That dropkick caught him right in the jaw…

Mark:Michaels now climbing the top rope…

Rhino:Crusher is back up on his feet…

Mark:Michaels goes for a crossbody… Cover 1……Countered…1…………………. 2…………… Michaels kicks out of it…

Rhino:Close one there…

Mark:Michaels goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Crusher… Who nails him with one of his own…

Rhino:Michaels didnt think Crusher had all of this in him…

Mark:Crusher now heading to the top rope… Big Splash by Crusher…

Rhino:Michaels rolled out of the way and Crusher missed the big splash…

Mark:Michaels tuning up the band…

Rhino:Could be time for Sweet Chin Music…

Mark:Crusher back up on his feet… SWEET CHIN MUSIC and he connected on Crusher… Here is the cover 1…………..2……………3………

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… SHAWN MICHAELS…

Rhino:Michaels showed his experience and won the match…

Mark:Yes he did… As we have more action to come… So lets head back to the ring…

Singapore Cane vs Sledgehammer Match
Justin Credible vs Triple H

Pa Announcer:This next match is a Singapore Cane vs Sledgehammer Match… Introducing first… From Ozone Park, Ny… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… JUSTIN CREDIBLE…

(“Snap your fingers, Snap Your Neck” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game… TRIPLE H…

(“The Game” Plays as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go… Justin and Hunter not wasting anytime… As they are tearing in to one another right away… Rights and lefts back and forth…

Rhino:Its just a big time fist fight… Between these two former stablemates…

Mark:Justin Credible with a little bit more power behind his punch right now… Has Hunter backed up in to the ropes… As he now whips him in to the other side… Ducks his Head… Knee Buster by Triple H…

Rhino:Triple H saw him drop his head and Hunter was able to counter…

Mark:Triple H with right hands now… As he hooks him and connects with a suplex… The Boots now by Triple H… As he is stomping a mudhole in him…

Rhino:Those are vicious stomps…

Mark:Triple H now whips him in to the corner… Reversal by Justin Credible…

Rhino:Justin is charging in at him…

Mark:Hunter gets his boot up and nails him right in the face… Clothesline now by Triple H…

Rhino:Remember the only way to win this match up is to grab your weapon of choice… Hunter’s being Sledgehammer and Justin’s Singapore Cane… And then use it on your opponent…

Mark:Triple H now hooks him and nails him with a pulling piledriver…

Rhino:Shades of Mick Foley right there…

Mark:Justin Credible is back up to his feet slowly… As Triple H sends him in to the ropes… Running High Knee by The Game…

Rhino:Its only a matter of time now Mark…

Mark:Triple H hooks him and nails him with a PEDIGREE…

Rhino:He now needs to pull down the Sledgehammer…And use it on Justin…

Mark:Triple H now waiting for Justin to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:If I were Justin I would take my time getting back up… If at all…

Mark:Justin is back up on his feet… Triple H charges in with the Sledgehammer…

Rhino:Justin ducked his head…

Mark:Justin Credible with right hands now… Justin taking back control… Triple H kicks him in the gut though…

Rhino:That stopped the momentum…

Mark:Triple H with the Sledgehammer… And he nails him right in the ribs… And another shot right in the head…Theres the bell…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… TRIPLE H…

Rhino:The ref pulled the sledgehammer out of Triple H’s hands once the bell sounded… Which was a good move…

Mark:It was a great move… The Match is over…

Rhino:Yeah Justin didnt have enough tonight… But this war aint far from over…

Mark:Speaking of wars… Lets get back to the ring…

Ladder Match
William McConnell vs Jason Cain
Written by PSYKO BOY PYB

Pa Announcer: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A CHAIN LADDER MATCH…Introducing First…From Evansville Indiana…Weighing In At 235 Pounds…WILLIAM “PSYKO BOY” MCCONNELL…

(“Relentless Agression” plays over the PA System as William McConnell makes his way to the ring)

Pa Announcer: And His Opponent…From Regina Saskatchewan Canada…Weighing In At 244 Pounds…”THE X-MAN” JASON CAIN…

(“X” hits over the PA System as Jason Cain makes his way to the ring)

Mark: These two men were once friends…now here they are…in the ring…Chain Ladder match…and this is Jason Cains returning match…

Rhino: This going to be one hell of a match…

Mark:(bell sounds)And here we go…Cain and McConnell…face to face…they’re talking trash back and forth…McConnell shoves Cain…Cain stumbles back a bit…McConnell still talking trash…Cain Shoves Back…MCCONNELL GOES DOWN…

Rhino: McConnell gets back up with a shocked look on his face…McConnell goes for a kick…Cain Catches The Leg…Cain firing rights at McConnell while he still has the leg…Cain spins McConnell around…CLOTHESLINE…

Mark: McConnell Back up…Cain whips him into the ropes…Flapjack…Cain picks up McConnell…scoop slam…Cains heading over to that Chain Ladder now…he pulling it back…McConnell slowly up…Cain jumps…LOOK AT THAT…

Rhino: Cain used the swinging momentum from that chain ladder to deliver a dropkick to McConnell…Cain bringing inovation into this match…

Mark: Cain stomping away at McConnell now…Cain picks up McConnell…whips him into the ropes…Goes for the clothesline…McConnell ducks…Cain turns around…McConnell off the ropes…HOOSIER SIDEKICK…

Rhino: Cain taken down…McConnell to the outsid to catch his breath…Wait a second…McConnells thinking about something…hes looking under the ring…whats he grabbing…McConnells got a bag of chains…

Mark: McConnell throws that bag in the ring…hes under the ring again…going for a ladder…Cains Up…Hes off the ropes…MY GOD…CAIN OVER THE ROPES TAKING OUT MCCONELL…

Rhino: And this match just started…I have a feeling we are in for more…

Mark: Cain getting to his feet…might have hurt himself some…Cain pulls the ladder fully from under the ring…he lays it down…he picks up McConnell…hooks him from behind…GERMAN SUPLEX ON THAT LADDER…

Rhino: What a move…Cain picks up McConnell…delivers a few rights…going for the discus punch…McConnell Swings Around The Arm…DDT…Cains down…

Mark: That was a Rock like DDT…and the force of it put cain upside down and vertical for a breif moment…that neck has got to be hurtin now…

Rhino: McConnell up and stomping away at Cain…he lifts Cain…and delivers a hard shot to that neck…he grabs the ladder…slides it in the ring…McConnell in the ring…He picks the ladder up…he looks down at the fallen Cain…

Mark: Whats he gonna do…HE JUST SLAMMED THAT LADDER ON CAINS NECK…He didn’t drop it…he held it upside down…and from the ring…SLAMMED it into Cains neck…

Rhino: McConnell walking over to that chain ladder…hes goes to climb it…he almost slipped off…

Mark: Those ladders are hard to climb…they move…unlike the traditional ladders…

Rhino: McConnell struggling…hes slowly making his way to the top…

Mark: Wait a minute…Can it Be? IT IS…Cains Getting Up…HES GETTING UP…

Rhino: Cain slides into the ring…McConnell doesn’t see him…Cains got that bag of chains…Cain…Slamming the bag into McConnells back…McConnell hangs on…Cain does it again…McConnell drops…lands on his feet…Cain spins around…DID YOU HEAR THAT!?

Mark: That bag of chains went right into McConnells face..Cain walks over to the ropes…he slides out opf the ring…grabs a ladder…gets in the ring…he lays the ladder down…

Rhino: Cain picks up McConnell…Cain with a right…Turns McConnell around…gets him in position for a Death Drop DDT…hes lifts him…

Mark: BACKLIFT JACKHAMMER…And On The Ladder…McConnell down…

Rhino: Cain walks over to the Chain Ladder…hes climbing it…once again…the ladder moving…making it hard to climb…

Mark: McConnell starting to move…Cain nearing the top…McConnells to his knees…Hes setting a ladder up next to the Chain Ladder…

Rhino: Cains almost there…By God Hes Close…Climb Cain Climb…

Mark: McConnell climbing up the ladder he set up…Cains trying with all his heart…But McConnell reaches the top of his ladder…Rights to Cain…HARD KICK To The Ribs By McConnell…But Cains Still Holding…

Rhino: McConnells Got A Smile On His Face…Oh My God…He Wouldn’t…Would He?

Mark: PSYKO-KICK…PSYKO-KICK…Cain Goes Crashing To The Mat…McConnells ladder tips and he crashes to the mat as well…

Rhino: He Did…but now both men are down…and neither moving…

Mark: McConnell starting to show some movement…McConnell rolls over to the corner…pulls himself up with the ropes…McConnell climbin to the top…

Rhino: McConnells perched for something…but what?

Mark: Cain Getting Up…Cain turns around…SLD…

Rhino: McConnell picks up Cain…Whips him into the ropes…PSYKO-BOMB…NO…Cain reverses into a swinging DDT…planting McConnell…

Mark: Cain sets a ladder up in the corner…He picks up McConnell…Whips him into it…Cain goes to an oppsite corner…Cain charges…SPEAR…

Rhino: My god what a spear…I think the force broke one of those rungs on that ladder…

Mark: Can we get a better shot…Dear God…It Did Break A Rung…

Rhino: That some force put into that spear…It lookes like that brick wall McConnell was talking about just got ran right through…

Mark: Cain up…hes reaching into that bag of Chains…hes got a chain…wraps around his hand…he walks over to McConnell…Grabs McConnells head…Cain Firing Rights Into McConnells Face…

Rhino: Could have very easily went for the win…the retribution might be getting to him…

Mark: McConnells starting to bleed…and bleeding profusely…Cain still firing rights…he picks up McConnell now…Angle Slam? NO…Up And Over Neckbreaker…

Rhino: Cain drops the chain on McConnell…hes going to climb the ladder now…Once again its moving side to side…

Mark: Cain half way up…and faster this time…Wait…McConnells…Mustered the strength to get up…hes got that bag…He swings…Right Into Cains Knee…Cain falls from the ladder…

Rhino: McConnells not going down that easily…He picks up Cain…hooks him…RATINGS DROP…McConnell lands the ratings drop on Cain..

Mark: McConnell lifts Cains leg…Spins Around…FIGURE FOUR…McConnell gots the Figure Four Locked…Cain writhing in pain….McConnell is scooting towards the ropes…

Rhino: McConnell pulls himself to the top rope…can you imagine the pressure on Cains legs…escpecially that knee…

Mark: Cains tapping…McConnells smiling hideously…Hes enjoying this…and theres not a damn thing anyone can say…its all legal…

Rhino: McConnell drops down to the mat…still gots the figure four locked in….hes reaching for the chain Cain used earlier…wraps it around his hand…Rights To Cains Knee…McConnell firing rights into that Knee…Cain raises up to try and block…hard shot to the forhead…Cains goes down…And McConnell continues on that knee…

Mark: Cains Trying To Flip It Now…McConnell struggling to keep it in his favor…Cains almost there…Hes Got It…NO…McConnell used the rolling momentum to turn Cain back over…

Rhino: McConnell thinking ahead…

Mark: You may hate him…but McConnell is one of the best in the EWA…

Rhino: Cains raising up again…McConnell with a right…Cain ain’t going down…McConnell with more rights…Cains takin the blows…Cain blocks…Hes got McConnell by the throat…

Mark: Does Cain Chokeslam? McConnell is forced to release the lock…Cain getting up with McConnell by the throat…Cain pulls McConnell towards him…SPINEBUSTER…Cain turns it into a spinebuster…

Rhino: Cain rolls to the outside…Hes grabbing a ladder from under the ring…Wait…whys he bringing it over here…

Mark: He setting the ladder up in between our table and the spanish table…but why?

Rhino: Hes taken the top off the spanish announcers table…takes out the monitors…McConnells up and perched on the top rope…Cain Turns around…DRAGON SENTON…Did You See The Height…

Mark: That was beautiful to say the least…McConnells up now…waiting for Cain…Cains up…McConnell goes for the PsYko-Kick…Cain Ducks…Cain Hooks Him From Behind…German Suplex…

Rhino: Cains been limping this whole time…but hasn’t shown any signs of giving up…nor has he shown any signs of caring…

Mark: Cain tries to get McConnell on his Shoulder…He Can’t…hs knee gave out…he switchs shoulders…there he goes…Cain trying now…hes climbing that ladder…slowly…but hes doing it…

Rhino: Cain at the top now…Positions McConnell…He got him in a Full Nelson…hes going for the Full Nelson Face Plant…No…McConnelll Blocks It…Mule Kick…

Mark: Cain releases the full nelson…Both men Jocking for position…McConnell gains the upper hand…McConnell with rights…Cain blocks…delivers rights of his own…Grabs McConnell By The Head…He Goes For A DDT…

Rhino: PSYKO-BOMB…McConnell Reverse It Into A PsYko-Bomb…and both men just came crashin through out table instead…

Mark: McConnell bleeding heavily…Cain starting to bleed…and both men are down…neither moving…

Rhino: Its Been one hell of a match so far…

Mark: Both men beggining to stir…McConnell up first…waits for Cain…Cains up…McConnell goes for a kick…Cain blocks…Cain with thunderous rights…Discus Punch…sends McConnell flying onto the Spanish Announcers table…

Rhino: Cain under the ring apron…hes got a ladder…AND ITS A BIG ONE…Like the ones Jeff Hardy uses alot…

Mark: Cain sets it up on the far end of the ring…which happens to be closest to the ramp…Cain slides McConnell in the Ring…gets him near the ladder…Picks him up…Full Nelson Face Buster…

Rhino: Cains climbing that ladder now…and quickly…Hes Signaling For A 450 Splash…

Mark: You’ve got to be kidding…thats the same move that almost broke his neck…

Rhino: Wait…McConnells Up…hes climbin the ladder…Cain with rights trying to knock him off…Cain fails…McConnells up there…both men battling again…

Mark: McConnell with a kick…Cain ducks…Cain hooks him from behind…McConnells trying to fight it…GERMAN SUPLEX…OH MY GOD WHAT A SUPLEX…

Rhino: McConnell landed in a heap of humanity…and Cain could have further injured his neck…

Mark: CAINS UP…CAINS UP…HOWS IN THE HELL IS HE UP?!

Rhino: He poped up with what looked like a modified kick-up…more like a backroll kickup…But By God Hes Up…

Mark: Cains leg is twitchin…wait a minute…I think I know whats up…Hes Gonna Nail McConnell with one of his own moves…

Rhino: Hes waiting for it…Hes wants it…By God He Wants…

Mark: McConnells begginin to move…McConnells to his feet…McConnell Turns Around…

Rhino: PSYKO-KICK…Cain Snaps A PsYko Kick At McConnell…and McConnell goes down…

Mark: And Listen To The Fans…They’re Loving It…

Rhino: Cain folds the ladder up…he slides it outside…Cain to the outside…He grabs the ladder..wheres he takin it?

Mark: Hes got it at the edge of the ramp…sets it up…Now hes walking back to the ring…Hes under the ring apron…hes got a table…hes walking back towards the ramp…

Rhino: McConnells up…hes got on of the ladders from earlier…Hes to the outside…Cain doesn’t see him…hes busy with the table…Cain turn around…and gets a ladder to the face…

Mark: McConnell body slams Cain on the ladder…goes for a back roll moonsault…CAIN MOVES…and McConnel lands with force on that ladder…

Rhino: Cain picks up McConnell…hard kick to the gut…hooks him…JAMBOREE…Cain hits the Jamboree…he picks up McConnell rolls him on the table…Cains climbing the ladder…

Mark: Cains at the top…You’ve got to be kidding me…hes going for the 450 again…hes looking out at the fans…He says what the hell…Cain jumps…

Rhino: HE NAILS IT…CAIN NAILS THE 450…THE SAME MOVE THAT ENDED HIS CAREER AT ONE POINT…And He Drives McConnell Through A Table…

Mark: Cain making it to his feet…he heading towards the ring…This is it…hes gonna do it…Cain in the ring…he walks over to the Chain Ladder…hes stretchng his right leg…easing some of the pain in his knee…

Rhino: Cain looks happy…He grabs the ladder…He looks back at McConnell…still out from the 450…Cains climbing…

Mark: And Once Again…the ladder moves back and fourth…but Cains mastering it…wait a minute…can it be? I think it can…McConnell rolls from the wrecked table…Hes on all fours…the ladder swings around…Cain See McConnell…

Rhino: I bet Cains got a few things going through his head…Win The Match…Or finish off McConnell while hes down…the same way McConnell tried to do him the week before tonight…

Mark: McConnell finally manages to get to his knees…hes staring dead at Cain…Cain staring back…CAIN DROPS FROM THE LADDER…Hes Tellin McConnell To Come On…

Rhino: McConnell slowly to his feet…and the fans are going wild as Jason Cain keeps telling McConnell to come on with his fist ready…McConnell heads towards the ring…Slowly…but hes speeding up…now hes at a jog…

Mark: Thats a long ass entrance ramp…

Rhino: MCCONNELLS RUNNING…McConnell slides into the ring…both men firing rights at each other…Cain gets the upper hand…He whips McConnell into the ropes…Cain goes for a clothesline…McConnell ducks…Cain turns around…Spinning Heel Kick by McConnell…taking Cain down…

Mark: McConnell Back Up…Stomping away at Cain…McConnell gets Cain up and whips him into the ropes…Flapjack…McConnell to the outside…hes got another ladder…he slides it in the ring…sets it up in the corner…

Rhino: McConnell picks up Cain…whips him into the corner…Cain bounces off the ladder…McConnell starting to climb that ladder even though its not opened…he waits for Cain to get up…PSYKORANA…

Mark: McConnell in the corner now…hes signalling for it…Hes Calling For The Kick…

Rhino: Caiins up…McConnell goes for it…Cain Ducks…McConnell turns around…Hard Kick…Cain Going For The Jamboree…No…McConnell raises Cain on His Shoulders…Cains Flips Off Backwards…Lands On His Feet…PSYKO-KICK….

Mark: McConnells got a ladder now…he sandwiches Cain in it…McConnell to the top rope…McConnell Goes for the 10 Point Forgsplash…Cains Moves From The Ladder…MCCONNELL LANDS ON THE LADDER AND NO ONES HOME…

Rhino: Cain gets McConnell Up…whips him into the ropes…MCCONNELL GETS PLANTED…But what was it?

Mark: It looked like Cain was going for a Sidewalk slam as McConnell came off the ropes…but when he grabbed him…the force of it sent McConnell into a flip and he landed face first…kinda like a reverse PsYko-Bomb…

Rhino: Cain picks him…up…he saying one more time…he whips McConnell into the ropes…McConnell leap frogs Cain this time…McConnell comes off the ropes again…OH MY GOD…McConnell Gets Back Body Dropped…Over the ropes…and his speed combind with the back body drop sent him into the Spanish Announce table…McConnells Out Cold…

Mark: But Cains Not…Cains Climging The Ladder…Its Swings Back And Forth…But Hes Got It…Hes Almost There…CAINS GOT IT…JASON CAIN GRABS THE CONTRACT…ITS OVER…(bell rings)

Pa Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…YOUR WINNER…JASON CAIN…

Mark: Cain has done what many said he would never do…

Rhino: Cain defied the odds and came out with the win…and whatevers on that contract…

Mark:Its time for more in ring action… So lets get back to the ring…

eWa Unification X & Total Impact Championship Elimination Match
Kurt Angle vs Edge vs Barry Wild vs Goldust

Pa Announcer:This next match is an Unification Match… To Unify the eWa X Championship and the eWa Total Impact Championship… This match is under elimination rules… Introducing first… From Pittsburgh, Pa… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Olympic Gold Medalist… KURT ANGLE…

(“Medal” plays as Kurt Angle enters the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Hollywood, Ca… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… GOLDUST…

(“Gold-Lust” plays as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Schaumburg IL… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… BARRY WILD…

(Barry Wild’s theme plays as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:And their Opponent… From Toronto Ontario, Canada…. Weighing in at 240 Pounds… EDGE…

(“Never Gonna Stop” plays as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Theres the bell as this match is underway… Angle and Barry Wild going at each other at the moment…

Rhino:Edge and Goldust ripping in to one another as well…

Mark:Angle with right hands as he whips Barry Wild in to the ropes… And catches him with a belly to belly overhead suplex….

Rhino:Goldust with a Jaw Breaker to Edge… As he has Edge in the corner…

Mark:Goldust really doing a number to Edge in the corner… Goldust whips him in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Goldust charges in right after…

Mark:Edge moves out of the way and Goldust crashes hard in to the turnbuckles…

Rhino:Goldust turns around… SPEAR by Edge…

Mark:While all of this is going on Kurt Angle now has Barry Wild up on the top rope… Superplex By Angle… And a cover 1………………………2…………. Barry Wild is able to kick out at two…

Rhino:Edge just whipped Goldust in to the ropes and nailed him with a spin heel kick…

Mark:Angle has Barry Wild hooked… ANGLE SLAM… Cover 1………………..2…………3….

Pa Announcer:Barry Wild has been eliminated…

Rhino:We are down to three men now…

Mark:As Kurt Angle just clipped Edge from behind…

Rhino:Angle going to work on the right leg of Edge…

Mark:He is starting to wear Edge down… So that he can put on the Ankle Lock…

Rhino:Goldust is trying to recover in the corner…

Mark:As Kurt Angle now sends Edge in to the ropes… And dove right after the right leg…

Rhino:Smart moves by Kurt Angle…

Mark:Goldust now from behind on Kurt Angle… As Goldust really hammering Kurt Angle… He sends Angle for a ride in to the ropes and nails him with a powerslam 1………………………..2…………… Kickout by Angle…

Rhino:Smart move to go right for the cover…

Mark:Goldust hooks Angle and nails him with a snap suplex…

Rhino:Edge is back up… But is favoring that right leg…

Mark:Edge nails Goldust with a reverse DDT… And here is the cover 1………………2……….. Kickout by Goldust at two…

Rhino:Angle is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Edge though hooks up Goldust… EDGECUTION…Cover 1…………………….2………3………..

Pa Announcer:Goldust has been eliminated…

Rhino:We are down to two men now…Edge and Kurt Angle…

Mark:Angle goes right back to the right leg of Edge… As he is really putting a pounding on that right leg…

Rhino:Edge is in pain…

Mark:Angle now has Edge hooked in a Single Leg Crap…

Rhino:Edge is able to get to the ropes now…

Mark:Angle has to break the hold and does… But now grabs Edge and sends him in to the ropes… Reversal by Edge… Who nails Angle with a Spear… Cover 1………………….2………………….Kickout by Kurt Angle…

Rhino:Edge trying to build some momentum…

Mark:Edge now with a kick to the gut on Angle… And a Neckbreaker…

Rhino:Edge calling for the Edgecution again…

Mark:He has Angle Hooked… Edges Knee gives out…

Rhino:He couldnt get Angle up… As Angle really did a number to the right leg of Edge…

Mark:Angle sets up Edge… ANGLE SLAM…

Rhino:Hes pulling down the straps…

Mark:Angle has the Ankle Lock… Locked in good in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Edge is trying to fight off the pain…

Mark:Angle pulls him back in to the middle of the ring… EDGE TAPS OUT…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and THE NEW ULTIMATE XTREME CHAMPION… KURT ANGLE…

Rhino:Angle has Unifed two pieces of eWa Gold here tonight… Edge tried to hang on but couldnt…

Mark:Tonight was Angles night… We got more action… So lets get back to the ring…

eWa Television Championship Shoot Fight Match
Jay Mack(c) vs Beaver

Pa Announcer:This next match is a Shoot Fight match for the eWa Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Beaverville, Oh… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… BEAVER…

(“Unleash The Fury” plays as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Fl… Weighing in at 274 Pounds… The eWa Television Champion… Representing Degeneration X… The Real Deal… JAY MACK…

(“Drowning” plays as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:These two…

Rhino:Um… Do you notice something…

Mark:Yeah…

Rhino:They dont look like who was announced…

Mark:Hold the phone… Here comes Booker T and 911…

Rhino:Guess Booker and 911 cant wait for later on…

Mark:Looks like our Tag Team Title Match is on now…

eWa Tag Team Championship Match
Halo & Kross vs Booker T & 911

Rhino:They didnt look like Jay and Beaver… They looked like Halo and Kross when they came out here…

Mark:Well Kross just went after Booker T… As they are starting out for their teams in this match up…

Rhino:This is going to be a hell of a tag match…

Mark:Booker T reverses Kross in to the ropes and nails him with a side kick… As Booker T takes it to Kross here in the opening minutes of this match up…

Rhino:Booker T tags in 911 as they are set to double team Kross…

Mark:Booker sends Kross in to the ropes…

Rhino:Looks like a Double Flap Jack…

Mark:Kross puts on the breaks and nails them with a double clothesline…

Rhino:Kross now makes the tag to Halo…

Mark:Halo now hooks up 911 and nails him with a face first suplex… As he now stomps away at 911…Halo hooks him now for a Powerbomb and he nails him with it…

Rhino:That took the wind right out of 911…

Mark:The Tag back in to Kross… As they nail with a Spike Piledriver…

Rhino:The Team of Kross and Halo really working well together here tonight…

Mark:Kross now nails 911 with a DDT right in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Booker T really wants in to this match up…

Mark:Halo drops off the ring apron… And he goes after Booker T…

Rhino:He is really doing a number to Booker T on the outside…

Mark:SitDown Powerbomb by Kross… And he is now calling for Halo to come in…

Rhino:He tags him in…

Mark:Halo is hooking up 911… And he is reading him… HIS LAST RIGHTS… As he nails him with The Last Rights…

Rhino:Halo tags back in Kross as they now have 911 up on the top rope with Kross…

Mark:KRUSIPHIXION… As 911 is completely out Cold… Cover 1…………………..2…………………….3……….

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… KROSS & HALO…

Rhino:This new Tag Team of Kross and Halo… Really work together…As the New Tag Team Champions…

Mark:Well we have more action… So lets head back to the ring…
Batism by Blood Match
Subway vs Reverend Jobber

Pa Announcer:This next match is a Batism by Blood Match… Introducing… The Special Guest Referee… PURGATORY…

(“N Pulse” hits as he walks down to the ring… Wearing a LifeGuard Outfit)

Pa Announcer:Now introducing the participants… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 200 Pounds.. SUBWAY…

(“Hits from the Bong” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Rhino:Subway is heading up the entrance way… Waiting For Jobber…

Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weig…

Mark:Subway is attacking Jobber as he was waiting to be introduced…

Rhino:Subway is just drilling him with right hands…

Mark:Jobber didnt see Subway as Subway just charged the entrance way… Here at times square…

Rhino:Subway is a smart man at least in this match anyhow…

Mark:Subway drops Jobber straight down on the mini ramp…

Rhino:Just look at Purgatory… Sitting in his Lifeguard Chair… Just watching the action…

Mark:He doesnt have to do much in this match…

Rhino:Yeah your right…

Mark:Subway just went under the ring and has brought a trashcan full of stuff towards the entrance way…

Rhino:Subway knows he has to make Jobber bleed… And then throw him in that pool of Blood…

Mark:Subway grabs a chair out of the trashcan… And nails Jobber right over the head with it… Another big shot… With the chair…

Rhino:That can scramble some brain cells…

Mark:Subway now pulls out a barbed wire bat…

Rhino:Light it on fire… Light it on fire…

Mark:Why do you want to see fire…

Rhino:Fire is cool… Fire is real cool…

Mark:Well Subway is waiting for him to get back up on to his feet… And he kicks him in the gut… And now wacks him over the head with the barbed wire bat…

Rhino:Damn he didnt light it on fire…

Mark:But he is bleeding… As he got a cut on his forehead right now… As the blood slowly is coming out of his head…

Rhino:Subway saying… Is Subway… Bleed Fresh… Well today… Its Jobber… Bleed Now…

Mark:Subway now is heading back under the ring for something…

Rhino:Its a Wooden Plank… Wrapped in Barbed Wire…

Mark:Subway really likes his Barbed Wire…

Rhino:You got that right…

Mark:Jobber is back up to a vertical base… As Subway now whips him… And now Flapjacks him face first on to the wooden plank…

Rhino:The Blood is flowing more and more from the forehead of Jobber…

Mark:The Crimson Mask effect so to speak… As the blood flows from the head of Reverend Jobber…

Rhino:Where in the hell is Purgatory going…

Mark:Looks like he is climbing the Extreme Theatre…

Rhino:Well Subway is still working on Jobber…

Mark:Subway with a running powerslam… And he drops him right in to the pool of blood…

Purgatory:(From Above) LOOK OUT BELOW…(Does a Cannonball Dive)…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… SUBWAY…

Rhino:Impressive win by Subway to get back on the winning track here in the eWa…

Mark:Well its Main Event time… As 2002 is winding down… Lets get to the ring…

eWa Undisputed World Championship Match
Vertigo(c) vs Chris Jericho vs Jimmy Dangerous

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Triple Threat Match… For the eWa Undisputed World Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… First from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… Y2J CHRIS JERICHO…

(“Break Down The Walls” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Tampa, Fl… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… JIMMY DANGEROUS…

(Jimmy Dangerous’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 175 Pounds… The eWa Undisputed World Champion… VERTIGO…

(“Sober”Plays as he me makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Well time is here and now…

Rhino:Its Vertigo’s first title defense as Undisputed champion…

Mark:Jericho… Vertigo and Jimmy Dangerous are all in the ring…

Rhino:Jericho and Jimmy Dangerous are looking at one another…

Mark:They both go after Vertigo… Vertigo though is fighting them both off…

Rhino:Right hands by Vertigo has knocked down Jericho and Jimmy…

Mark:Jericho though is able to go from behind and nail Vertigo right in the back of the head…

Rhino:Jericho and Jimmy Dangerous are double teaming Vertigo now… Putting the boots to him…

Mark:Smart Strategy by Jericho and Jimmy…

Rhino:Yeah I would agree… But now they are in each others faces…

Mark:So much for the teamwork… As they are trading right hands back and forth…

Rhino:Mark… We are 15 minutes away from the new year Mark…

Mark:Jericho whips Jimmy Dangerous in to the ropes… And nails him with a back body drop…

Rhino:Jericho is a dominating force in this match…

Mark:Jericho sends Jimmy Dangerous in to the corner…Vertigo back up and spins Jericho around and nails him with a couple of forearm shots…

Rhino:Those rocked Jericho…

Mark:Jericho now gets sent in to the corner by Vertigo… Jericho comes out and gets nails with a big sabot kick… Right to the jaw…

Rhino:Maybe that can Shut Jericho up… Wait nothing Shuts Jericho up…

Mark:Vertigo now working on Jimmy Dangerous in the corner… As he sets him up on the top rope…

Rhino:Jericho is climbing up the side…

Mark:All three men are on the top rope now in some fashion…

Rhino:Jericho and Vertigo have Jimmy Dangerous…

Mark:DOUBLE BULLDOG TAKE DOWN… Off the Rope and to the mat…

Rhino:Jimmy Dangerous has got to be out from that move… They drove him straight in to the mat…

Mark:Jericho and Vertigo exchanging blows in the middle of the ring… Jericho with a chop to Vertigo and Vertigo chops him back…

Rhino:WOOOOOOOOOOO…. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO….

Mark:Vertigo whips Jericho… Jericho with a reversal… And Vertigo ducks the clothesline and comes back with a cross body 1………………..2………….. Kickout by Jericho…

Rhino:Jericho goes for a clothesline…

Mark:Vertigo ducks that clothesline… And nails him with a right hand… As he hooks him for a brainbuster and he connects… Cover 1…………………2………… Kickout by Jericho again…

Rhino:Vertigo is really working Jericho…

Mark:Vertigo now is bringing him towards the corner…

Rhino:Do you think he is setting up for the Fear Factor…

Mark:He could be… Jericho is fighting him off though… As he pushes him to the floor…

Rhino:Jericho going for a dropkick…

Mark:And he connects with the Missle Dropkick… Off the top rope… Jericho with a cover 1………………….2……………….. Kickout by Vertigo…

Rhino:He thought it would be three but it isnt…

Mark:Rollup on Jericho by Jimmy Dangerous… 1……………………2…………………..Kickout by Jericho as he now takes his head off with a clothesline…

Rhino:Where the hell did Jimmy Dangerous come from…

Mark:Jimmy was able to rebound… And snuck up on Jericho… As now Jericho throws him to the outside… Vertigo though back up on his feet…

Rhino:He spins Jericho around…

Mark:Enzguri Kick by Vertigo and he connects… Cover 1………………..2……………… Kickout by Jericho…

Rhino:Vertigo whips him in to the corner…

Mark:Back Body Drop by Vertigo…

Rhino:Vertigo is on a roll now…

Mark:Vertigo now has him hooked and nails him with a piledriver… As he now is setting him up on the top rope…

Rhino:Fear Factor time…

Mark:Vertigo has him hooked… FEAR FACTOR… By the Undisputed Champion…

Rhino:Its Gotta be over…

Mark:Here is the cover 1………………………….2……………………..JIMMY DANGEROUS BREAKS IT UP…

Rhino:Man… Jimmy Dangerous is really making his mark in this match…

Mark:Jimmy Dangerous now whips Vertigo in to the ropes…Jimmy ducks his head… LIGER BOMB by Vertigo…

Rhino:Nicely time moved by the Undisputed Champion…

Mark:Here is a cover 1…………….2……………… JERICHO WITH A DROPKICK To the face of Vertigo…

Rhino:He broke it up this time…

Mark:Jericho grabs Jimmy and again throws him to the outside…

Rhino:He wants Jimmy to stay out of the ring…

Mark:Jericho now bulldogs Vertigo down… As he got up… LIONSAULT by JERICHO… Cover 1…………………………2…………………….3……….. HE GOT HIM…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Undisputed Champion… CHRIS JERICHO…

Rhino:Jericho is the New Undisputed Champion…

Mark:Well there is 60 Seconds to the new year…

Rhino:Really…

Mark:Yes Really…

Rhino:My Party hat is on…

Mark:Well lets count everyone down now… As tonight is the end of 2002… And 2003 for the eWa… Is coming right at you…

M & R: 10….9…8…7….6…5…4…3…2….1… HAPPY NEW YEAR….

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