Seasons Beatings 2002

Mark:Seasons Greetings everyone… As we are presenting Seasons Beatings here tonight live from Detroit, Mi… We got a great jammed pack show for you all tonight right Rhino…

Rhino:From the looks of it… And man I cant wait for Christmas… All The Food… HMMMMMMMM…

Mark:Anyhow our main event tonight is a Ladder Match for the eWa Undisputed World Championship… As Two Time Champion William McConnell defends against Vertigo…

Rhino:Vertigo has been stepping up lately… Will it continue tonight…

Mark:That is what everyone is hoping for… As we also have a rematch… From Tuesday Night Carnage… This time for the eWa X Championship… Triple H battles Subway… In a Smashing Caskets Match…

Rhino:Some one is going to get smashed… In that casket… But who…

Mark:Also the rest of the eWa Titles are on the line… The TV Title is being put on the line as The Ultimate Warrior challenges Jay Mack… Shawn Michaels defends the Total Impact Championship against Bret Hart…

Rhino:Cant forget about the Tag Team Championship Match…

Mark:911 and Booker T go for the Tag Team Gold… As they face Omega and Purgatory… We got lots more… So lets get to the ring…

Big Van Vader vs The Crusher

Pa Announcer:Tonights opening match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From The Rocky Mountains… Weighing in at 456 Pounds… BIG VAN VADER…

(“Its Time” hits as Vader makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Crushville… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… THE CRUSHER…

(“Soul Crusher” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Vader wastes no time… As he runs right in to him with a big splash as he stepped through the ropes…

Rhino:Big Time Advantage right now…

Mark:Vader with right hands to the gut as The Crusher is in pain in the corner…Vader now sends him in to the other corner… And he charges right in again with a big splash…

Rhino:He is just smashing the life out of The Crusher…

Mark:Vader now sends him in to the ropes… Back Body Drop…

Rhino:Vader seems to have this match up under control…

Mark:Vader now grabs him by the head and is setting him up for a Powerbomb…And down he goes…

Rhino:I think he should just cover him and just end this match up…

Mark:Vader though is dragging him near the corner…

Rhino:Could be time for the Vader Bomb Mark…

Mark:VADER BOMB… Off the middle rope… And there is a cover 1…………………2…………..3……….

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… BIG VAN VADER…

Rhino:Big Van Vader is able to pull this one out here tonight…In a nice Singles Match debut here in the eWa…

Mark:He really Crushed The Crusher…As we now head back to the ring…

Kurt Angle vs Reverend Jobber vs Hulk Hogan

Pa Announcer:This next match is a Triple Threat Match set for one for… Introducing first… From Tampa, Fl… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… HULK HOGAN…

(“Voodo Child” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 198 Pounds… REVEREND JOBBER…

(“Personal Jesus” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announer:And their opponent… From Pittsburgh, Pa… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… KURT ANGLE…

(“Medal” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Kurt Angle and Reverend Jobber staring down one another…

Rhino:As they arent even considering Hulk Hogan in to this equation…

Mark:Kurt Angle and Jobber nail Hulk Hogan with right hands…

Rhino:I guess they did consider him…

Mark:Angle and Jobber now send Hulk Hogan in to the ropes… And they nail him with a double clothesline and they send him over to the top rope and to the floor…

Rhino:Angle and Jobber now going at it…

Mark:Both men trading right hands back and forth… Jobber goes behind Angle… Angle now goes behind Jobber… And nails him with a german suplex…

Rhino:Nice German by Our Olympic Hero…

Mark:Angle now with the boots to Jobber as he now picks him up and sends him in to the corner…

Rhino:Angle charging in to Jobber…

Mark:Hogan slides back in the ring and takes out Angle with a big clothesline…

Rhino:Kurt Angle did not see him coming at all…

Mark:Hogan Taunting over Angle… But is forgeting about Jobber…

Rhino:Hes up on the middle rope…

Mark:Bulldog Headlock take down… On Hulk Hogan… Jobber goes for a cover 1………………2……………………..Angle breaks it up…

Rhino:Close one there…

Mark:Angle now grabs Reverend Jobber and nails him with a belly to belly suplex…

Rhino:Angle is taking it to him with boots as well…

Mark:Hogan spins Angle around… Angle ducks the clothesline…ANGLE SLAM…

Rhino:Angle is going for a cover…

Mark:Here it is 1…………………2…………………3………. Jobber couldnt get there…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner KURT ANGLE…

Rhino:Jobber was a little to slow… And couldnt get there…

Mark:He will get his chance down the line… But tonight wasnt his night… As we now go back to the ring for more action…

Scott Steiner vs Chris Jericho

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Ca… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… Y2J… CHRIS JERICHO…

(“Break down the walls” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:And his opponent…From Bay City, Mi… Weighing in at 290 Pounds… Big Poppa Pump… SCOTT STEINER…

(“Hollar” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Jericho is taunting Scott Steiner…

Rhino:Thats gonna piss Steiner off big time…

Mark:Steiner and Jericho lock up… As Steiner is showing his strength against Jericho…

Rhino:Power goes to Steiner big time in this match up… Jericho is going to need to use his speed if he wants to get by Steiner…

Mark:Jericho charges in at Steiner… Steiner just puts his shoulder forward and knocks down Jericho…

Rhino:Thats like hitting a brick wall very very hard….

Mark:Steiner now taunting Jericho… As he was taunting him earlier… Steiner picks up Jericho… And body presses him over his head…

Rhino:What power by Big Poppa Pump…

Mark:Steiner now sends him in to the ropes… Jericho slides under the legs of Steiner… And dropkicks his knee…

Rhino:Smart move taking out his wheel…

Mark:Jericho is now working on his leg… As he drops his weight right on his left leg…

Rhino:Single Leg by Jericho…Nice Ground move…

Mark:Jericho now forgeting about working on the leg and is going to the top rope…

Rhino:Could be a bad move I think…

Mark:MISSLE DROPKICK by Jericho…And he connects on Scott Steiner… Cover 1…………….2……………….Steiner kicks out…

Rhino:Jericho waiting for Steiner to get up…

Mark:Bulldog take down by Jericho… Springboard… Goes for the LionSault… Steiner gets his knees up…

Rhino:Steiner is trying to take this match back…

Mark:Steiner has him hooked Belly To Belly Suplex… Steiner covers Jericho 1……………2……………..Kickout by Jericho…

Rhino:I think Steiner is going to finish this match off…

Mark:Steiner picks him up in a body press… Jericho gets out… Dropkick to the knee…

Rhino:He took out the leg of Steiner…

Mark:LIONSAULT… Cover 1………………2…………..3………..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… CHRIS JERICHO…

Rhino:Jericho had a focus and it was the knee and it made it a weak point on Steiner…

Mark:Jericho now has a shot for the Undisputed World Championship…Lets get back to the ring…

Edge vs Beaver vs Jimmy Dangerous

Pa Announcer:This next match is a Triple Threat Match set for one fall… Introducing first… From Beaverville, Oh… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… BEAVER…

(“Unleash the Fury” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Tampa, Fl… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… JIMMY DANGEROUS…

(“Danger” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Beaver is going right after Jimmy Dangerous…

Rhino:Hes not waiting for Edge to get to the ring…

Mark:Beaver picks up Jimmy Dangerous and drops him face first on to the top turnbuckle… Beaver just hammering in on Jimmy Dangerous…

Rhino:Edge still hasnt been announced yet in to this match up…

Mark:But Beaver is one pissed off dude…Beaver picks up Jimmy Dangerous…Powerbomb right in to the middle of the ring…

Rhino:If he wanted to… He could pin Jimmy Dangerous and not have to deal with Edge…

Mark:But I think he wants to get his hands on Edge… So he is just toying with Jimmy right now…

Rhino:You are right on that one…

(“Never gonna Stop” hits in the arena)

Mark:Thats Edge’s music…

Rhino:But where is Edge…

Mark:The Lights are out in the arena…

Rhino:Oh No… HOLD ME MARK…

Mark:Get off of me…ITS EDGE…

Rhino:Where… Where’s Edge…

Mark:Edge is on the top rope behind Beaver…

Rhino:Dont Turn Around Beaver…

Mark:Beaver turns around…Edge hits the spear… Off the top rope on Beaver…

Rhino:He is laying the right hands in good…

Mark:Beaver is back up on his feet… Edge coming on the ropes…

Rhino:Edge is going for the spear…

Mark:Beaver pulls Jimmy Dangerous in the way of the spear…

Rhino:Smart… But Jimmy Dangerous is hurt…

Mark:Beaver now with a kick to the gut of Edge… BEAVER DAM… Right in the middle of the ring…

Rhino:Beaver isnt done yet…

Mark:He has Edge hooked… STABLEIZER…

Rhino:Oh Man… Edge is out…

Mark:Heres the cover 1………………2………………3………..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… BEAVER…

Rhino:Man Beaver is out of control… As he just tore through Edge and Jimmy Dangerous…

Mark:Well now Beaver has a shot at the Television Championship… Jericho has a Shot at the Undisputed Championship… And Angle has a Total Impact Championship Match…Speaking of the Total Impact Championship Match… It is on its way right now…

eWa Total Impact Championship Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Bret Hart

Pa Announcer:This next match is set from one fall and is for the eWa Total Impact Championship… Introducing first…The Challenger… From Calgary Alberta Canada… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… BRET “The Hitman” HART…

(“Hitman” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The eWa Total Impact Champion… The Heartbreak Kid… SHAWN MICHAELS…

(“Boy Toy” plays as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Well this is history…

Rhino:Yeah… Bret and Shawn… One more time…

Mark:Shawn ties up with Bret Hart….Battling for position is both men…Shawn getting the advantage on the Hitman…Michaels with a headlock on Bret… Bret pulling on the hair…. Trying to break the hold… Bret tries to shove Michaels off in to the ropes..

Rhino:Michaels is holding on to the headlock though…

Mark:Bret trying to lift up Shawn now and does… But Michaels lands on his feet and nails him square in the jaw with a right hand…

Rhino:That was a stinging right by HBK…

Mark:Michaels now whips the Hitman in to the ropes and nails him with a hiptoss…Bret gets back up and gets nailed again with another hiptoss…

Rhino:Hes one step quicker than Bret tonight thus far…

Mark:Michaels now sends him in to the ropes… And nails him with a back body drop…

Rhino:Bret is getting up Slow…

Mark:The Heartbreak Kid now sends Bret in to the corner…

Rhino:Michaels is running off the ropes…

Mark:Flying Forearm Shot by HBK… As he knocked Bret down as he came out of the corner… Michaels nips up…

Rhino:As he now climbs the top rope…

Mark:Michaels drops the elbow on to Bret Hart from the top rope…

Rhino:Michaels is tuning up the band…

Mark:Time for some Sweet Chin Music… And he connects on The Hitman… Cover 1……………..2………………..3……..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Total Impact Champion… SHAWN MICHAELS…

Rhino:Michaels took out The Hitman… As he didnt have much in his tank tonight…

Mark:Well the Tag Titles are on the line NEXT…

eWa Tag Team Championship Match
Omega & Purgatory(c) vs Booker T & 911

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the eWa Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers…Weighing in at 500 Pounds…BOOKER T & 911…

(“Sucka” hits as they make their way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at 651 Pounds… The eWa Tag Team Champions… OMEGA & PURGATORY…

(“Warriors” by Scarface hits as they make their way to the ring…)

Mark:Booker T is going to be starting things out for his team… As Purgatory is for his…

Rhino:I think Booker and 911 want Purgatory in the entire time… They dont want to see Omega… Or who would …

Mark:Booker T with a chop to Purgatory… Purgatory chops right back…

Rhino:Let the chopping begin…

Mark:Booker T with a kick to the gut and he nails him with a suplex… Booker T stomping away at Purgatory…

Rhino:Booker T tags in 911…

Mark:Booker T sends Purgatory in to the ropes… 911 goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Purgatory… And he nails him with a flying cross body…Purgatory now with forearms to 911… A Kick to the guy by Purgatory and he nails him with a neck breaker…

Rhino:He really got him good with the neck breaker…

Mark:Purgatory now hooks him up and nails him with a piledriver…

Rhino:Purgatory is looking over at his corner…

Mark:Purgatory sends him in to the corner near Omega…And sets 911 up on the top rope…

Rhino:Omega tags himself in…

Mark:Omega grabs 911 by the throat and chokeslams him off the top rope and right down hard in to the mat…

Rhino:AHHHH… Thats gotta hurt big time…

Mark:Omega grabs 911 and sends him in to the ropes and nails him with a flap jack…

Rhino:He just crashed and burned did 911 for a second time in to the mat…

Mark:911 is back up to his feet… And Omega scoops him up… SCREWDRIVER…

Rhino:Purgatory just ran in to the ring and dropkicked Booker T…

Mark:Omega tags in Purgatory… As he now is up on Omega’s Shoulders… Frog Splash by Purgatory off the shoulders of Omega…1……………..2……………….3……

Pa Announcer:Here is your winners… And Still eWa Tag Team Champions… OMEGA & PURGATORY…

Rhino:Extreme Impact retains the gold here tonight… And what a Double Team Move that was…

Mark:It was an impressive move… As we now move in for our eWa Television Title Match…

eWa Television Championship Match
Jay Mack(c) vs Ultimate Warrior

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… And is for the eWa Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 252 pounds… The ULTIMATE WARRIOR…

(“Warrior” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Fl… Weighing in at 274 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The eWa Television Champion… The Real Deal… JAY MACK…

(“Drowning” by Crazy Town hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Alright here we go with this one…

Rhino:Warrior has his shot to rebound since his lost to Triple H last time…

Mark:Jay Mack nails the Ultimate Warrior with a right hand…

Rhino:Warrior didnt like that too much…

Mark:Jay reaches back and goes for another right hand… This time blocked by The Ultimate Warrior… Warrior with a right hand of his own… And now pulls Jay in towards him and nails him with a short arm clothesline…

Rhino:I thought he was going to send him in to the ropes… Guess I was wrong…

Mark:Warrior now picks up the TV Champ… And slams him down to the canvas… As Ultimate Warrior is showing off some power…

Rhino:Jay is backing up in to the corner…

Mark:Warrior is now picking up Jay… But Jay nails him in the gut with a boot…And now more right hands by Jay… As he sets him in the corner…

Rhino:Jay is driving his shoulders right in to Warriors Midsection in the corner…

Mark:Jay whips him to the farside… As Warrior comes off now and gets nailed with a back body drop…

Rhino:Jay has taken control of this match up…

Mark:Warrior is slow to get up and as he does he gets nailed with a right hand…As Jay now hooks him and nails him with a brainbuster in the center of the ring…Jay covers Warrior 1……………..2……………..Kickout by Warrior…

Rhino:I knew that wasnt enough…

Mark:Jay now sets him up in the corner… And is kicking him right in the gut…

Rhino:Warrior has been set up on the top rope by Jay…

Mark:Jay looking for a superplex… Warrior is blocking… And he suplexs him face first off… But Warrior is still on the top rope…

Rhino:Warrior is trying to get himself together…

Mark:Warrior with a big splash off the top rope… NO… Jay Rolled out of the way…

Rhino:He took a chance did Warrior… I just think he took a little bit too much time trying to recover…

Mark:Jay now has him set up… REAL DEAL DRIVER…

Rhino:Its gotta be over now…

Mark:Heres the cover 1………..2……………..3…….

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Television Champion… JAY MACK…

Rhino:Jay took control of the match… Warrior tried to get control back but made a mistake by missing the splash… And Jay took advantage…

Mark:Looks like we have a Beaver vs Jay Mack match coming up at New Years Evil… Or somewhere down the line… But something is going on in the back…

Rhino:Triple H is attacking Subway… Near Subways Lockerroom…

Mark:Triple H is really taking it to him… Their match is suppose to be next…

Rhino:I guess Triple H couldnt wait…

Mark:Triple H grabs him and throws him in to the wall…

Rhino:They are heading this way… Though…

eWa X Championship Smashing Caskets Match
Triple H(c) vs Subway

Mark:Subway is not looking good as Triple H is dragging him out towards the entrance way…

Rhino:They are in the arena now…But this doesnt look good for Subway…

Mark:Subway is in Pain as Triple H slams him down to the canvas on the entrance way…

Rhino:The Game is Screaming One Lucky Shot at Subway…

Mark:I guess Triple H got his One Lucky Shot in now… As Subway did not see it coming…

Rhino:Why would he… But its Triple H… You have to expect it…

Mark:Triple H whips him in to the guardrail… As Subway continues to be in pain…

Rhino:Triple H is pulling something out from under the ring…

Mark:The Game has a steel chair… And takes a shot at Subway is who leaned up against the guardrail…

Rhino:Subway moved out of the way of the chair shot…

Mark:Subway kicks Triple H in the gut…

Rhino:He dropped the chair…

Mark:Subway now has the chair… But Triple H ducks his swing and nails him with a clothesline…

Rhino:Triple H has the ring steps in his hands…

Mark:And he nails Subway right in the head as he got up on his feet…

Rhino:I believe Subway is hearing ringing in his ears right now…

Mark:Triple H lays the steel steps out… And now has Subway…

Rhino:Oh No… This isnt looking good… If I am thinking what he is going to do to Subway…

Mark:He has him hooked… PEDIGREE… Right on the steel steps…

Rhino:Knew it…As Subway is out cold…

Mark:Triple H opens up the casket… And now throws Subway in it…

Rhino:Triple H has been given the Sledgehammer by the Official…

Mark:Hes smashing the casket up… With the Sledgehammer…

Rhino:The Ref Stops the match…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa X Champion… TRIPLE H…

Rhino:Triple H got the advantage by jumping him in the back…

Mark:Triple H has retained his title… As he is standing on top of the Casket… That Subway is trapped in…

Rhino:He is just showing what kind of a bastard he can be…

Mark:Its main event time… As they get everything under control at ringside… Lets get back to the ring…

eWa Undisputed World Championship Ladder Match
William McConnell(c) vs Vertigo

Pa Announcer:Tonights main event… IS A LADDER MATCH… For the eWa Undisputed World Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 175 Pounds… VERTIGO…

(“Sober” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Evansville, In… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The eWa Undisputed World Champion… Psyko Boy… WILLIAM McCONNELL…

(“Kings” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Well this should be one hell of a main event…

Rhino:Oh it should…

Mark:Vertigo nails PYB with a right hand… PYB fires back as the fists start flying…

Rhino:Its a big time slugfest right now…

Mark:PYB takes control as he sends him in to the corner… Vertigo comes out and PYB nails him with a spin kick…

Rhino:PYB is already going outside the ring to get the ladder…

Mark:PYB sets the ladder up in the corner…

Rhino:Vertigo just got send in to it by PYB…

Mark:PYB going for a running splash… Vertigo moves out of the way…

Rhino:PYB just got a face full of ladder…

Mark:Vertigo grabs PYB and slams him down to the canvas… Vertigo lays the ladder on top of PYB…

Rhino:Hes going to the top rope…

Mark:Big Splash… And he connects on to PYB and the ladder…

Rhino:That move hurt PYB but it also hurt Vertigo as well…

Mark:Vertigo is back up on his feet and is going outside of the ring…

Rhino:Vertigo is sliding in a table in to the ring…

Mark:Baseball slide by PYB… And he nailed Vertigo right in the face…

Rhino:PYB rolls to the outside as rolls Vertigo back in the ring and also brings in a Steel Chair…

Mark:PYB puts the Steel Chair in between the middle ropes…As he now grabs Vertigo by the Head and sends him shoulder first right in to the steel chair…

Rhino:PYB is taking control of the match…

Mark:PYB slams Vertigo on to the ladder and quickly is up on the middle rope… As he drops a leg drop right on to Vertigo…

Rhino:PYB has the steel chair…

Mark:PYB nails him right in the back with the chair… As he now sets the ladder up right…. As he now sends Vertigo in to the ropes… PSYKO-Kick… Right to Vertigo..

Rhino:PYB is setting up the table…

Mark:What is he going to do…

Rhino:I wish I knew…

Mark:Vertigo is laid out on the table…

Rhino:PYB positions the ladder in the middle of the ring… As he starts to climb the ladder…

Mark:PYB is climbing slowly… But Vertigo is starting to climb the ladder as well…

Rhino:PYB doesnt know he is off the table yet…

Mark:PYB looks down and doesnt see Vertigo on the Table… LOW BLOW… Vertigo nails him with a low blow…

Rhino:Ouch…

Mark:Vertigo with right hands… As he is setting him up for something…

Rhino:Oh My God… No he couldnt…

Mark:OH MY GOD… FEAR FACTOR off the ladder and he drives him right through the table…

Rhino:What a Move… PYB is definitely out cold…There is no way he is getting back up from that…

Mark:Vertigo is slowly climbing the ladder…

Rhino:PYB is not even moving yet…Now he is starting to move his legs… But he is still hurt…

Mark:Vertigo grabs the belt… But cant get it off…

Rhino:PYB kicks the ladder…

Mark:The Ladder falls… But Vertigo is hanging on the ring with the belt…

Rhino:He just has to pull it off to win…

Mark:PYB is throws a chair up… But misses Vertigo… Vertigo falls but with the belt… The match is over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Undisputed World Champion… VERTIGO…

Rhino:Vertigo is the man… In this company…

Mark:Rob Parks is the President… But it is Vertigo… Who is the UNDISPUTED WORLD CHAMPION…

Rhino:What a night…

Mark:So Long everyone… We will see you again… On New Years Eve… FOR NEW YEARS EVIL… GOODNITE…