Tuesday Night Carnage 11-12-02
Mark:Welcome everyone to Tuesday Night Carnage… Live From San Francisco, Ca… And what a night of action that we have for you folks here tonight… Our main event is a SledgeHammer Match for the eWa Undisputed World Championship… Between Triple H and Subway…
Rhino:That should be a battle…
Mark:We also have a vicious triple threat match for the eWa Total Impact Championship between Purgatory… Lone Jobber and Dragon…
Rhino:I cant wait for that one…
Mark:And for the first time in a while… We have a very important and highly impactful Tag Team Title Match… Between Shawn Michaels and Shane McMahon against Kurt Angle and Chris Jericho…
Rhino:That feud is something that our Tag Division needs Mark…
Mark:But lets get to the ring now for our Opening Match up here at Tuesday Night Carnage…
Omega vs Adrian Slayer
Pa Announcer:Tonights opening match at Tuesday Night Carnage is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Seattle, Washington… Weighing in at 355 Pounds… ADRIAN SLAYER…
(“Slayer” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 411 Pounds…OMEGA…
(“Hard Times” by Run DMC hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
MarK:Here we go… Omega and Adrian Slayer lock horns in the middle of the ring… Omega shoves Adrain Slayer backwards after the collar and elbow tie up in the middle of the ring…
Rhino:These are two huge men Mark…
Mark:Adrian Slayer charges Omega with a clothesline… And connects and it rocks Omega… He comes back again… But Omega counters the clothesline with a sidewalk slam…
Rhino:Nice counter by the Omega…
Mark:Omega now whips Adrian Slayer in to the corner… And Big Splash by Omega… As Omega now picks him up… And he drops the big man down with a chokeslam…
Rhino:Massive Chokeslam by Omega… Adrian Slayer probably has never been up that high…
Mark:Omega now whips him in to the ropes and a back body drop by Omega…
Rhino:He is calling for the Screwdriver Mark…
Mark:Omega has him up… SCREWDRIVER on to Adrian Slayer…
Rhino:He has this match won does Omega…
Mark:A Cover by Omega 1………………………2…………………..3…….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner OMEGA…
Rhino:Omega destroyed Adrain Slayer tonight…
Mark:Yes he sure did Rhino…
Rhino:The Crowd is looking at something…
Mark:Or Someone Rhino…
Rhino:That fan is hoping over the rail…
Mark:He has a steel chair with something wrapped around it…
Rhino:He throws the chair at Omega…
Mark:SPIN KICK right to Omega… But who in the hell is that…
Rhino:ITS WILLIAM MCCONNELL… PYB Spinkicked Omega with a barbed wire steel chair…
Mark:He pulled down his hood and showed the world who it was… He is leaving through the crowd now…
Rhino:He just sent a message… PYB is coming back… Maybe not now… But soon…
Mark Well we got some more action… So lets get to the ring…
Hulk Hogan vs Crusher
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Tampa, Fl…Weighing in at 275 Pounds… Hollywood… HULK HOGAN…
(“Voodo Child” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Crushville… Weighing in at 295 pounds… THE CRUSHER…
(“Soul Crusher” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:There the bell… And The Crusher goes right to work on Hogan…Crusher goes with right hands to Hogan… As he backs him up in to the corner… And is now driving his shoulder right in to Hogan…
Rhino:Trying to pound the air out of Hogan…
Mark:As Crusher now send him in to the other corner… And Hogan crashed in to the corner hard… As The Crusher now picks him up and nails him with a backbreaker… Crusher goes for a cover 1………………………2………. Kickout by Hogan…
Rhino:The Crusher is working on the back of Hogan…
Mark:Boots to the back… And now he picks him up and nails him with another backbreaker…
Rhino:Crushers focus is the back of Hogan…
Mark:As he now sends him in to the corner again and is putting him on the top rope…
Rhino:What does his fave in mind now…
Mark:The Crusher is setting him up… TOP ROPE Face Buster by The Crusher…
Rhino:Thats his finisher…
Mark:A Cover by Crusher 1………………..2…………………..3…………..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… THE CRUSHER…
Rhino:Crusher was able to take out the legend Hogan here tonight…
Mark:We got more matches…. Which means more action… So lets get to the ring again… Something is happening…
Rhino:Jay Mack has been laid out…
Mark:BY Who… His match is next… But looks like he has been injured by someone…
Rhino:I wonder if it is the same person who took out William McConnell… Since Will is DX… And so is Jay…
Mark:Is someone systematicly taking out DX… But any how lets get to the ring… For now looks to be a one on one match…
Prodigy vs 911
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Evansville, In… Weighing in at 250 Pounds… 911…
(“911” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dallas, Tx… Weighing in at 374 Pounds… PRODIGY…
(“Fuel” hits as he makes his way out to the ring…)
MarK:911 doesnt wait for Prodigy to get in to the ring as he nailed him with a dropkick as he got on the apron of the ring…
Rhino:Smart move to get an early start on Prodigy…
Mark:911 now runs off the ropes and leaps out on top of Prodigy over the top ropes with a plancha…
Rhino:Hes risking it all here in the early going is 911…
Mark:911 now climbs back up on the apron of the ring… And goes for a crossbody on to Prodigy… But this time Prodigy caught him…
Rhino:One too many chances by Prodigy…
Mark:Prodigy slams him right to the floor… Before throwing him back in to the ring… As Prodigy rolls back in the ring himself…
Rhino:911 has made a mistake and Prodigy smells blood and is going right after 911…
Mark:Prodigy sends 911 in to the ropes… Belly to Belly Suplex by Prodigy… As he quickly covers 911… 1…………………………….2……………. 911 is able to kick out… Prodigy now has him up… Jackhammer by Prodigy…
Rhino:Nice powermove by Prodigy…
Mark:Prodigy now covers him again 1……………………………….2……………. Kickout one more time by 911… As Prodigy is climbing up to the middle rope… Splash by Prodigy…
Rhino:911 rolled out of the way of it…
Mark:He moved and now 911 has to take advantage…
Rhino:Just like Prodigy took advanatge of the mistake by 911… Now 911 has to take advantage of this mistake…
Mark:Dropkick right to the head by 911… And now has him hooked… DDT by 911… And he covers Prodigy 1…………………………2………….. Prodigy kicks out of it…
Rhino:Keep on him 911… If you want to win this match up…
Mark:911 is heading up the top rope again… Missle Dropkick… But Prodigy moved out of the way…
Rhino:And 911 crashed hard in to the canvas…
Mark:Prodigy is now hits him with a powerslam…As he is taking him over to the corner…
Rhino:911 is placed on the top rope by Prodigy…
Mark:PRODICAL SUN by Prodigy… A Top Rope Chokeslam… And now he covers for a cover 1……………….2……………..3………
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… PRODIGY…
Rhino:Back and forth action… 911 just made two mistakes and it cost him the match up here tonight…
Mark:Yes it was… And now we got more action… So lets head to the ring…
eWa Television Title Scaffolding Match
Beaver(c) vs Edge
Pa Announcer:This next match is a Scaffolding match… And is for the eWa Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… EDGE…
(“Never gonna stop” hits as he makes his way to the scaffold…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Beaverville, Oh… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… The eWa Television Champion… BEAVER…
(“Just another victim” hits as he makes his way to the Scaffold…)
Mark:Well both men are heading up the scaffold as we speak…
Rhino:Yeah looks like they will beat the living day lights out of one another up there…
Mark:The way to win is to knock your opponent off the scaffold… As Edge and Beaver are nailing each other with right hands…
Rhino:Look at them go back and forth…
Mark:Edge grabs Beaver by the Head and drills his head right in to the poll…
Rhino:Man I just look at all those tables… And somebody is going to crash through them…
Mark:Beaver now low blows Edge… As nails him with a clothesline on that scaffold…
Rhino:Beaver is reaching up for something…
Mark:He is pulling down a steel chair… SPEAR… Edge got right up and speared Beaver…
Rhino:He almost speared him out of his boots…
Mark:Edge now waiting for him to get up… As he has the chair… Chair Shot by Edge…
Rhino:Another one…
Mark:He is getting near the edge is Beaver…
Rhino:He might go over the edge in a second…
Mark:Another Chair Shot… And Beaver falls off the scaffold…
Rhino:He is crashing through those tables…
Mark:And we now have a new TV Champ…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW Television Champion… EDGE…
Rhino:Edge is our new TV Champ… Who would have thought…
Mark:Just shows you anything is possible in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… Lets get to our eWa X Championship Match…
eWa X Championship Match
Vertigo(c) vs Ultimate Warrior
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the eWa X Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… The ULTIMATE WARRIOR…
(“Warrior” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Atlanta, Ga…Weighing in at 175 Pounds… The eWa X Champion… VERTIGO…
(“Sober” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Well here we go…
Rhino:We got the strange Warrior… And we have a strange vertigo… So this match could wind up being strange…
Mark:Vertigo ties up with Warrior… As Warrior now pushes him backwards… Vertigo comes back with a shove off his own…
Rhino:Warrior is giving him a strange agressive look…
Mark:As Warrior now walks backwards and comes off with a Flying shoulder block takedown…
Rhino:I didnt see that one comin…
Mark:The Ultimate Warrior now scoops up Vertigo and delivers an old fashion shoulderbreaker on Vertigo… And he goes for a cover 1……………2……… Kick out by Vertigo…
Rhino:Now Warrior is taking Vertigo in to the corner…
Mark:Warrior open hand slaps Vertigo on the chest…
Rhino:WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
Mark:And another chop by Ultimate Warrior on Vertigo…
Rhino:WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
Mark:Thats enough Rhino…
Rhino:Just one more… Please…
Mark:Alirght…
Rhino:WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
Mark:Now dont do it again…
Rhino:Okay… WHOOOO…
Mark:Anyhow back to the match… Vertigo is now taking control over The Ultimate Warrior… As he just nailed him with a backbreaker… See how much we missed with your Whooing…
Rhino:Sorry…
Mark:Vertigo now with a cover 1……………………2…………. Kickout by Warrior… As Vertigo now sends him in to the corner… And is nailing him with stiff kicks…
Rhino:They gotta hurt…
Mark:Vertigo is setting him up on the top rope…
Rhino:Could it be time for Fear Factor…
Mark:Warrior is blocking it… Backbody drop off the top rope…
Rhino:Vertigo hit the mat real hard…
Mark:He went for a huge ride there… As the Ultimate Warrior picks him up and drops him with a Press Slam…
Rhino:Warrior is bouncing off the ropes…
Mark:WARRIOR SPLASH on Vertigo… Cover 1……………………2………………….. 3…………………
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa X Champion… ULTIMATE WARRIOR…
Rhino:We have crowned two new champs tonight… One in Edge and now the Ultimate Warrior…
Mark:What else can happen… As we have three more title matches to go… Lets get back to the ring…
eWa Total Impact Championship Triple Threat Match
Purgatory(c) vs Lone Jobber vs Dragon
Pa Announcer:This next match is a Triple Threat Match for the eWa Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… First… From the Slaughter House… Weighing in at 198 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…
(“Halo/DX Remix” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Denver, Co… Weighing in at 333 Pounds… DRAGON…
(“Fuel” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… The eWa Total Impact Champion… PURGATORY…
(“N Pulse” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Alright Rhino… This should be good…
Rhino:Oh no doubt… All three men want a piece of each other…
Mark:Theres the bell… And the action should begin… As Purgatory and Lone Jobber are just looking at one another…
Rhino:They cant stand one another…
Mark:They go right after Dragon…
Rhino:Maybe not…
Mark:They are nailing Dragon with right hands…As they send him in to the ropes… Go for a double clothesline… Ducked by Dragon who nails them with a double clothesline of his own…
Rhino:So much for trying to double team him…
Mark:Dragon tosses Lone Jobber over the top rope and to the floor as he goes after Purgatory…
Rhino:Purgatory has backed himself up in to the corner…
Mark:And Dragon is near him… But Purgatory gives him a thumb to the eye… And is now hammering him with right hands… As Purgatory now steps back… And charges in with a stinger splash type move…
Rhino:Dragon caught him…
Mark:And now nails him with a fallaway slam…And he covers Purgatory 1……………………2……………………….. 450 SPLASH… By Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Unusual move to break up the cover…
Mark:But with out anyone noticing Lone Jobber got back up on his feet and on the top rope and nailed a 450 Splash…
Rhino:We gotta give him credit for that… But Purgatory really paid the price…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a quick dropkick to the head of Dragon… But now covers Purgatory himself 1……………………………..2……………… Purgatory is able to kick out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is really taking control of this match…
Mark:Lone Jobber now drops an elbow on to Dragon… Before he starts giving him the boots…
Rhino:We are seeing real fire and intensity from Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber now whips Dragon in to the ropes… And he nails him with a dropkick right to the knee of Dragon… And now is focusing in on that knee…
Rhino:Figure Four…
Mark:Lone Jobber is applying the figure four to Dragon now…
Rhino:Will he tap out…
Mark:Running Leg Drop by Purgatory right to Lone Jobber…
Rhino:I guess Purgatory recovered now too…
Mark:And he is going right after Lone Jobber with right hands now… And now sends him in to the corner… Jobber comes out… And a bulldog by Purgatory… A Cover 1……………………2………………….. BIG SPLASH by Dragon… Purgatory rolled out of the way though…
Rhino:Smart man was Purgatory…
Mark:Purgatory though… Sets up Dragon… HAPPY PLACE…
Rhino:He hit his move on Dragon…
Mark:Cover 1……………………………..2…………………………..3… ITS OVER…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Total Impact Champion… PURGATORY…
Rhino:First time tonight… Someone has retained Gold…
Mark:Now will it continue is the question… As the Tag Team Titles are on the line now…
eWa Tag Team Championship Match
Shawn Michaels & Shane McMahon(c) vs Kurt Angle and Chris Jericho
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the eWa Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… Weighing in at 451 Pounds… KURT ANGLE and CHRIS JERICHO…
(“Medal” hits as Angle makes his way to the ring… “Break down the walls” plays as Chris Jericho enters the ring…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at 447 Pounds… The eWa Tag Team Champions… SHANE McMAHON and SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Break it Down” plays as they make their way to the ring…)
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Kurt Angle starting it out here in the ring…
Rhino:These two men are ready to lock horns…
Mark:Collar and Elbow tie up to start this match off with… Both men are battling for position… And it is back and forth… Neither man can get the upper hand… HBK backs Angle up in to the corner…
Rhino:The ref is breaking them up…
Mark:Will it be clean…
Rhino:No it isnt…
Mark:Angle with a thumb to the eye of HBK… As Angle now takes over with a side headlock on Shawn…
Rhino:He is really locking it in good…
Mark:Michaels trying to fight out of it… Michaels lifting Angle up for a back suplex… Angle flips over… And now pushes Michaels in to the ropes…
Rhino:Blind tag by Shane McMahon…
Mark:Angle clotheslines Michaels and is now taunting to the crowd…
Rhino:Dont turn around Kurt…
Mark:Flying Cross body by Shane McMahon off the top rope… Cover 1………………2…………. Angle is able to roll out if it…
Rhino:Shane caught Kurt by surprised…
Mark:Shane now grabs the arm of Kurt Angle who got back up…Arm Wrench by Shane McMahon… Angle now though counters with a hip toss on Shane McMahon… Shane gets back up on his feet… Blocks another hiptoss… And counters with one of his own…
Rhino:Angle is back up…
Mark:Dropkick by Shane McMahon…
Rhino:It has Kurt backing up in to the corner…
Mark:Angle tags out to Chris Jericho… And Shane tags out as well…
Rhino:Its Michaels and Jericho now…
Mark:It has been a even paced match up thus far… As Michaels and Jericho lock horns… Michaels whips Jericho in to the ropes now… Michaels ducks down and nails Jericho with a monkey flip…
Rhino:Clothesline by Michaels as Jericho got back up…
Mark:Another clothesline by Michaels…
Rhino:Angle and Jericho are being out wrestled by Michaels and Shane thus far… Much to their surprise…
Mark:Jericho with a thumb to the eye and now brings Michaels back in to the corner… And now he tags in Angle…
Rhino:Double team attack on Shawn Michaels…
Mark:As Kurt is now driving the boots to Michaels… Angle with a belly to belly suplex on HBK… And he now goes for a cover 1……………………2……………… Kickout by Michaels…
Rhino:Shane got in there but Michaels already kicked out…
Mark:Angle now whips him back in to the corner and now he tags Jericho back in to the ring… As they double suplex Michaels… Jericho goes for a cover 1…………………….2……………….. Shane is in to break it up this time…
Rhino:Jericho and Angle have made quick tags and have taken over this match up…
Mark:Jericho now sets Michaels up on the top turnbuckle… Michaels pushes him off…
Rhino:Michaels is standing up on the turnbuckle…
Mark:Big Elbow Drop and he connects does Shawn Michaels on Jericho…
Rhino:Michaels pulled it together and drove the elbow right to Jericho…
Mark:Cover by Michaels 1………………………2………………………. Kickout by Jericho…
Rhino:If I was the Heartbreak Kid I would make a tag now…
Mark:Michaels makes the tag and so does Jericho… Shane with a clothesline to Angle…
Rhino:And now one to Jericho…
Mark:Shane McMahon whips Angle in to the corner… And a bulldog take down by Shane McMahon… Quick Cover 1…………………………..2………………. Jericho breaks it up…
Rhino:Michaels is back in the ring now…
Mark:Jericho and Michaels now going at it… As Michaels sends Jericho to the floor…
Rhino:He went outside the ring with him…
Mark:Shane McMahon is up on the top rope… Angle runs up and nails him with a Belly to Belly off the top rope… By Kurt Angle…
Rhino:Jericho and Michaels are battling towards the backstage area…
Mark:Shane is back to his feet… ANGLE SLAM… Angle nailed his finisher… Cover 1………………………..2………………………3……………
Pa Announcer:Here is your winners and NEW Tag Team Champions… KURT ANGLE and CHRIS JERICHO…
Rhino:Angle won this match for his team tonight…
Mark:These two teams had one hell of a match Rhino…
Rhino:It went back and forth… Jericho and Michaels battled with each other towards the back… And Angle was able to finish it out…
Mark:Its Main Event time… So lets head to the ring…
eWa Undisputed World Championship Sledgehammer Match
Triple H(c) vs Subway
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a SLEDGEHAMMER MATCH… And it is for the eWa Undisputed World Championship… Introducing first the challenger… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 200 Pounds… SUBWAY…
(“Hits from the bong” plays as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The eWa Undisputed World Champion… The Game… TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” plays as Triple H makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… The Game and Subway locking eyes in the middle of the ring…
Rhino:These two men are looking to explode…
Mark:There are two sledgehammers hanging from the sides of the ring posts…
Rhino:One for each man correct…
Mark:Yep… If they want to use them.. Subway and Triple H are trading right hands back and forth…
Rhino:The Game gets the upper hand…
Mark:As he now backs him up in to the ropes…And now whips him in and nails him with a big knee right to the face… The Game now stomping at the head of Subway…
Rhino:The Game really puttin a beating to Subway here in the early going…
Mark:Triple H now whips him in to the corner and is driving all the air out of Subway…
Rhino:Triple H has a smile on his face as he looks at the corner…
Mark:He sees the Sledgehammer and he has vicious plans for it…
Rhino:Triple H is starting to play his game…
Mark:As Triple H now slams Subway down to the canvas…
Rhino:Triple H grabs the sledgehammer… This is not looking good…
Mark:The Game goes for the back of Subway… And he connects…
Rhino:Vicious Shot…
Mark:Triple H now putting the boots to the back of Subway…
Rhino:Triple H’s focus seems to be the lower back area of Subway…
Mark:Subway is in pain… As Triple H nails him with a backbreaker… Cover 1……………….2……………….. Kickout by Subway… The Game keeps stomping away the lower back…
Rhino:It is his key focus in this match up…
Mark:As Chasity has come down to ringside now…
Rhino:She should have stayed in the back…
Mark:As Triple H whips him hard in to the corner… As he sets him up on the top rope… SUPERPLEX by Triple H… And a cover 1…………………2……………….. Kickout by Subway…
Rhino:Triple H must be thinking to himself is anything going to keep him down…
Mark:The Game has the sledgehammer and nails Subway right in the back again…
Rhino:He is really working on his back… Subway must be in tremendous pain…
Mark:Triple H covers him again 1…………………2…………………………. Subway kicks out…
Rhino:The Game is saying that it is going to be over now… As he is starting to get a little frustrated with Subway…
Mark:Triple H now is hooking Subway… PEDIGREE…
Rhino:Oh its defenitly over… Two Sledgehammer shots to the back and a Pedigree… It has to be over…
Mark:Chasity is up on the apron…
Rhino:Get down Chasity…
Mark:She is in Triple H’s face…
Rhino:She just kicked the sledgehammer towards Subway…
Mark:Subway is pulling himself up… And grabs the Sledgehammer…
Rhino:Triple H is turing around as Chasity comes down off the apron…
Mark:SLEDGEHAMMER RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF TRIPLE H…
Rhino:That busted the Game open big time…
Mark:Man Subway used everything he had and put it in that one shot… He falls on top of Triple H… 1…………………..2………………………….3…………… NEW CHAMPION…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Undisputed World Champion… SUBWAY…
Rhino:One Big Shot by Subway… And he is able to win the eWa Undisputed World Title…
Mark:Triple H became to cocky… He thought he had the match won…
Rhino:But he lost… He got busted open by his own weapon of choice…
Mark:And it has been a night of new champions here in the eWa…
Rhino:I hate to be anywhere near Triple H… When he regains himself…
Mark:Man what a night… We gotta go… SO LONG….
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