Tuesday Night Carnage 09-16-03
Mark:Welcome everyone to Oklahoma City, Oklahoma… Welcome to eWa Tuesday Night Carnage…And what a jammed packed show we have for everyone here tonight Rhino…
Rhino:Oh Man… Its gonna be one hell of a show tonight… Which includes the Main Event…
Mark:Yes the main event… Submission Match… For the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship… As Lone Jobber challenges the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:HBK is one of the best ever… But does HBK have enough to keep his belt tonight…
Mark:The eWa Television Title will be on the line tonight as Sid Vicious will defend against Johnny Slash…
Rhino:Is Sid Healthy enough to keep the title tonight?
Mark:Also John Cena and Billy Gunn make their first title defense tonight against one of the great tag teams of all time in the eWa… Dragon and Prodigy…
Rhino:Its a wild night…
Mark:Subway Ride to Hell and Triple Threat Dumpster Match… So to get to… So lets get to the ring for our opening match…
Demon Child vs Payne Killer
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Match live from Oklahoma City is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Seattle, Wa… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…
(“Youth of the Nation” Plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Selma, Ca… Weighing in at 267 Pounds… PAYNE KILLER…
(Payne Killer’s Theme Plays as he walks in to the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Both men locking up in the center of the ring… Demon Child with a right hand and whips Payne Killer in to the ropes… And a back body drop by Demon Child…
Rhino:This is Demon Child’s return match after a couple of months away from the eWa…
Mark:Demon Child now scoops up Payne Killer and slams him down to the canvas… Demon Child picks up Payne Killer up again… And slams him right back down to the canvas…
Rhino:This looks like a more aggressive Demon Child…
Mark:Payne Killer is back up to his feet…And Demon Child takes him down with a clothesline…
Rhino:Im telling you Mark… He is looking real aggressive…
Mark:He sure is as Demon Child now whips Payne Killer in to the corner and Demon Child is nailing him in the corner…
Rhino:Demon Child has Payne Killer set up on the top rope…
Mark:Payne Killer pushes Demon Child off the top rope…Flying Clothesline connects as Payne Killer came flying off the top rope on to Demon Child…
Rhino:Payne Killer is starting to turn this match up around…
Mark:Big Dropkick by Payne Killer to Demon Child and goes for a cover 1………………..2……… Kickout by Demon Child…
Rhino:He caught him square in the jaw with the Dropkick…
Mark:Payne Killer whips Demon Child in to the ropes… Powerslam and goes for another cover 1……………….2………… Demon Child kicks out again…
Rhino:This isnt looking good for Demon Child…
Mark:Payne Killer has Demon Child setup for a powerbomb… Demon Child gets out and rolls through… Cover 1…………………….2……………………..3…….. ITS OVER…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner Demon Child…
Rhino:Demon Child with a quick pinfall… And he picks up the big win…
Mark:Demon Child gets a big win on his comeback to the eWa… We have plenty more to get to so lets not waste anytime and head back to the ring for the Number One Contenders Match for the eWa Tag Team Championship…
Number One Contenders Match for the eWa Tag Team Championship
Hardy Boyz vs Kid Money and Half Dollar
Pa Announcer:This next match up is a tag team match set for one fall… Introducing first… From Cameron, Nc… Matt and Jeff… THE HARDY BOYZ….
(“Live for the moment” plays as The Hardy Boyz enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents…Weighing in at a combined weight of 474 Pounds… HALF DOLLAR and KID MONEY…
(“P.I.M.P. Money Inc Remix” Plays as Kid Money and Half Dollar enter the arena…)
Mark:Half Dollar and Matt Hardy start out in the center of the ring… Half Dollar with right hands to Matt Hardy as Half Dollar backs him up in to the ropes… And a couple of chops to the chest by Half Dollar as he sends him off in to the ropes… Back Elbow by Half Dollar…
Rhino:The point of the elbow right to the jaw… Very smart move by Half Dollar…
Mark:Boots by Half Dollar and now picks up Matt Hardy and is nailing him right in to the midsection with a couple of boots… And Half Dollar nails him with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:Half Dollar is very aggressive right now… As Half Dollar makes the tag to Kid Money…
Mark:Kid Money with a kick to the midsection as Half Dollar held him wide open… Kid Money now hooks up Matt Hardy… And he nails him with a big time vertical suplex… And Kid Money floats over in to a cover 1…………………………2……………………. Kickout by Matt Hardy…
Rhino:Matt Hardy is in some trouble right now…
Mark:Kid Money tags in Half Dollar again and then connect with a double vertical suplex…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy really wants to get in to this match up…
Mark:Half Dollar whips Matt Hardy in to the corner and Half Dollar charges right in and Matt Hardy nails him with boat to the face and then comes back with a clothesline…
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas…
Mark:Matt is about to make the tag to Jeff…
Rhino:Kid Money gets the tag…
Mark:And here comes Jeff Hardy… Dropkick to Kid Money… And one dropkick to Half Dollar…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy just clotheslined Half Dollar out of the ring and to the outside…
Mark:Matt is kneeling down and Whisper in the wind in to the corner by Jeff Hardy on to Kid Money…
Rhino:The Hardy Boyz are in control right now…
Mark:Half Dollar pulls Matt out of the ring… As Jeff Hardy is up on the top rope…
Rhino:Swanton Bomb time…
Mark:JEFF MISSES THE SWANTON BOMB! As Kid Money rolled out of the way…
Rhino:Big miss for Jeff Hardy…
Mark:Kid Money lays Jeff Hardy out with a diamond cutter… And now connects with the Million Dollar Drop…
Rhino:Which is a Standing Shooting Star…
Mark:Here is the cover 1……………………..2………………………3…………. ITS OVER…
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners… KID MONEY and HALF DOLLAR…
Rhino:Kid Money and Half Dollar are now the Number One Contenders for the eWa Tag Team Championship…
Mark:We have the number one contenders but later tonight we will find out who the champions will be… As John Cena and Billy Gunn defend against Dragon and Prodigy… We have a jammed pack show…
Rhino:What the hell is happening…
Mark:The Lights have gone out in the arena…
Rhino:Look at the screen Mark…
(Extreme Theater Footage Rolls)
A True Champion has seen the light…
As he has decided to make his return to the spotlight…
His return is not far away…
So get ready…
Because you wont believe it…
Until you see it.
(Footage Ends as the lights come back on)
Rhino:WOW!
Mark:I wonder who the hell that is…
Rhino:Me too and I can not wait to see who it is…
Mark:We know its not Jay Mack… As he made his statement last week… But who is it…
Rhino:I have no idea…
Mark:Its time for the Subway Ride to Hell Match… So lets get out to the Subway Station…
Subway Ride to Hell-Best Three of Five Falls
Subway vs Undertaker
Mark:Well this is going to be real interesting…
Rhino:Yes it will… Especially with it being Best Three of Five Falls…
Mark:Well there is the Undertaker… But there is no sign of Subway just yet…
Rhino:Subway probably has something in mind for this whole match up…
Mark:So everyone knows… The first fall will take place outside of the car and then the second fall will take place inside the subway car as it is moving…
Rhino:Wait one second… I see Subway… Hes in the car…
Mark:From behind Subway jumps The Undertaker with a steel chair…
Rhino:That was a vicious shot by Subway to the Undertaker…
Mark:Subway stomping away at the back of The Undertaker…
Rhino:Subway just picked up a trashcan…
Mark:And The Undertaker turns around and gets nailed with the trash can from Subway…
Rhino:What in the hell is Subway doing now…
Mark:Subway has the trash can and places The Undertaker’s head on to the trash can… And Subway has the steel chair…
Rhino:He isnt going to do that is he…
Mark:He just did… And Subway nails The Undertaker with the steel chair and the trash can…
Rhino:The Undertaker has to be out of it…
Mark:Subway hooks the leg 1…………………………2………………….. 3………
Pa Announcer:The winner of the fall… SUBWAY…
Rhino:Subway rolls The Undertaker in to the subway car now as it is about ready to travel to the elevated ring set up for the third fall…
Mark:Subway sits the Undertaker up on one of the seats in the train car…
Rhino:And he has the fire extinguisher…
Mark:Subway fires and misses as The Undertaker ducks the fire extinguisher…
Rhino:The Undertaker was lucky there…
Mark:Yes he was… As The Undertaker is now firing with right hands to the Subway…
Rhino:The Undertaker is really hammering Subway with those right hands…
Mark:The Undertaker picks up Subway… And chokeslams him right on to the subway car seat…
Rhino:What a move by The Undertaker… And Subway is in some big trouble…
Mark:The Undertaker covers Subway 1……………………..2………………………..3…..
Pa Announcer:The winner of the fall… The UNDERTAKER…
Rhino:Its now one fall a piece and they have arrived at the elevated ring…
Mark:Both men are now up in the elevated ring… And its going to be one hell of a fight up there..
Rhino:The Undertaker just whipped Subway hard in to the corner…
Mark:That shooked the ring…
Rhino:Oh you better believe it did…
Mark:The Undertaker now is hooking up Subway again… And drops him down to the canvas with another chokeslam…
Rhino:Subway isnt looking well right now…
Mark:The Undertaker picks up Subway and hooks him up… LAST RIDE… And The Undertaker has laid out Subway…
Rhino:Subway is in some big time trouble…
Mark:Here is the cover 1……………………….2……………………3……….. Another fall for The Undertaker…
Pa Announcer:The winner of the fall… The Undertaker…
Rhino:The Undertaker has two falls to one on Subway and Subway seems out of it…
Mark:The Undertaker is fighting with Subway on the street…And has Subway up against the wall…
Rhino:The Undertaker has a steel pole… And he is aiming for the head of Subway…
Mark:Subway ducks and The Undertaker nails the wall with the pole…
Rhino:This is Subway’s chance to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Subway low blow’s The Undertaker…And nails The Undertaker right in the back with the pole…
Rhino:Man that was a brutal shot…
Mark:Subway comes back with the Subline… And goes for a cover 1……………….2………………3…..
Pa Announcer:The winner of the fall… Subway…
Rhino:Its now tied up two to two… And all someone has to do is knocking someone down the steps…
Mark:Subway is back up and is hammering The Undertaker with right hands near the steps…
Rhino:The Undertaker is staggering…
Mark:The Undertaker ducks the right hand and now The Undertaker is in control…And is hammering Subway…
Rhino:The Undertaker has him up for another Chokeslam…
Mark:Subway gets out of it… And now goes for a Subline…
Rhino:The Undertaker ducks…
Mark:Big Boot to Subway from The Undertaker and Subway rolls down the steps…
Rhino:ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE UNDERTAKER…
Rhino:The Undertaker has survived his subway ride to hell…
Mark:Yes he did and now we go from the Subway to the Triple Threat Dumpster Match…
Triple Threat Dumpster Match
Triple H vs Nuclear Bomb vs Chris Benoit
Pa Announcer:This next match is a triple threat dumpster match… The way to win is to put both of your opponents in to the dumpster and shuts the lid…Introducing first… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game… TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…The Crippler CHRIS BENOIT…
(“Whatever” Plays as Chris Benoit enters the arena…)
Mark:Benoit and Triple H are not waiting for Nuclear Bomb to come down to the ring…
Rhino:Right hands back and forth… Neither man giving an inch…
Mark:Triple H gets a small advantage with a thumb to the eye and now with right hands… As he backs Benoit up in to the ropes…
Rhino:The ref is trying to make a clean break…
Mark:And Triple H reluctantly does it…
Rhino:That was shocking…
Mark:Triple H whips Benoit in to the ropes… Reversal by Benoit… And Benoit nails him with a knee to the midsection…
Rhino:That was a hard knee to the midsection that can take the wind right out of you and it could have for Triple H…
Mark:Boots by Chris Benoit to Triple H to keep him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Triple H staggers back up to his feet and gets clotheslined over the top rope and to the floor…
Mark:Triple H has to regroup now on the outside…
Rhino:Here comes NUCLEAR BOMB…
Mark:Benoit and Nuclear Bomb are going at in the middle of the ring… As Triple H is on the outside trying to regroup…
Rhino:If I were Triple H I would let Nuclear Bomb and Chris Benoit beat the hell out of each other… Which Nuclear Bomb was doing…
Mark:Benoit with chops to Nuclear Bomb… As he is up in the ropes…
Rhino:WOOOOO!
Mark:Benoit whips Nuclear Bomb in to the ropes… Nuclear Bomb ducks the clothesline and comes back with a big clothesline to Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Nuclear Bomb almost took his head off…
Mark:Nuclear Bomb hooks up Chris Benoit and nails him with a front face suplex and drops him down face first in to the canvas…
Rhino:Look at Triple H on the outside watching the action going on the ring…
Mark:Triple H is back in the ring and he nails Nuclear Bomb right from behind…
Rhino:A normal Triple H type move…
Mark:Triple H now nailing Nuclear Bomb with boots now as he is in the corner… And he is just nailing him with boots…
Rhino:Hes stomping a mudhole in him and walking it dry right now…
Mark:Oh Hell Yeah… As some people would say… Triple H now going after Chris Benoit… And he nails Benoit with a high knee…
Rhino:That was a big high knee…
Mark:Triple H hooks up Benoit and scores with a DDT…
Rhino:Triple H just threw Benoit to the outside… Getting closer to the Dumpster…
Mark:Triple H whips Benoit… Reversal by Benoit and Triple H goes crashing in to the side of the dumpster…
Rhino:Man he hit that Dumpster hard…
Mark:Benoit now stomping away at Triple H on the outside…
Rhino:Nuclear Bomb is on the outside and grabs a steel chair…
Mark:Benoit turns around and Nuclear Bomb takes his head off with the steel chair…
Rhino:He took his head off with that chair shot…
Mark:Nuclear Bomb now lifts up Benoit and drops him face first on to the lid of the dumpster…
Rhino:Benoit is some trouble right now…
Mark:Triple H nails Nuclear Bomb with a low blow…
Rhino:Ouch…
Mark:You can say that again…
Rhino:Ouch!
Mark:Triple H pulls out a trash can from underneath the ring and nails Nuclear Bomb right over the head…
Rhino:Triple H lays out the Trash Can and is hooking up Nuclear Bomb…
Mark:PEDIGREE ON TO THE TRASH CAN!
Rhino:Nuclear Bomb looks to be out of it…
Mark:Benoit isnt as he goes behind Triple H with a german suplex… As Benoit now has trash can lid… And is nailing Triple H right in to the back…
Rhino:None of these men can get a big advantage… Benoit rolls now Nuclear Bomb in to the ring…
Mark:Benoit with a over the head german suplex to Nuclear Bomb…
Rhino:Benoit is opening up the lids to the dumpster…
Mark:Nuclear Bomb is out of it right now… And Benoit with another over the head german suplex to Nuclear Bomb and he goes right in to the the dumpster…
Rhino:One man is the dumpster…
Mark:Triple H from behind with a sledgehammer and he knocks Benoit off the apron and right in to the dumpster…
Rhino:Brutal Shot by Triple H as he is now shutting the lids…
Mark:Triple H has shut the lids… And its over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H…
Rhino:The Game pulled out this match up… And now has a contract where he gets a shot at any title he chooses…
Mark:This match was back and forth… And no one will be the same after this one…
Rhino:No they wont…
Mark:Well its time for the Tag Team Championship match… So lets head to the ring…
eWa Tag Team Championship Match
John Cena & Billy Gunn(c) vs Dragon and Prodigy
Pa Announcer:This next match up is set for one fall and is for the eWa Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… Weighing in at a combined weight of 707 Pounds… DRAGON and PRODIGY…
(“Are you ready for this” plays as Dragon and Prodigy enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 505 Pounds… The eWa Tag Team Champions… JOHN CENA and BILLY GUNN…
(“Word Life” plays as Cena and Gunn enter the arena…)
Mark:It will be Billy Gunn and Prodigy starting it out in the center of the ring… Billy Gunn with stinging jabs to Prodigy… Trying to back him up in to the corner…
Rhino:The Stinging Jabs arent really working for Billy Gunn…
Mark:Prodigy ducks one of the jabs by Billy Gunn… And Prodigy nails him with a samoan drop…
Rhino:He laid him out with that Samoan Drop…
Mark:Prodigy now whips Billy Gunn hard in to the corner and Prodigy with a running splaah to Billy Gunn…
Rhino:Thats gotta take the wind right out of Billy Gunn…
Mark:Prodigy scores with a Single Arm DDT and goes for a cover 1……………………..2……………………. And Billy Gunn gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Prodigy is dragging Billy Gunn in to his corner…
Mark:Tag to Dragon and a double shoulder block to Billy Gunn…
Rhino:Gunn hit the canvas hard and the Tag Team Champions are not looking good right now…
Mark:Gunn is in some trouble as Dragon hooks up Gunn with a side belly to belly suplex… And Dragon goes for another cover 1………………………….2………………… Cena breaks it up with a leg drop…
Rhino:Cena really wants to get in to this match up…
Mark:Dragon makes a quick tag to Prodigy… And Prodigy picks up Billy Gunn and drops him down with a press slam…
Rhino:The former Tag Team Champions are having their way with Billy Gunn…
Mark:Billy Gunn stagers back up to his feet and Prodigy nails him with samoan drop… And goes for a cover 1………………………..2…………………………..Cena breaks it up again…
Rhino:Dragon gets taged back in to this match up…
Mark:Dragon sends Gunn in to the ropes…
Rhino:Cena makes the blind tag…
Mark:And Gunn gets nailed with a powerslam… Dropkick to the back of Dragon by John Cena…
Rhino:Cena nailed him with a big dropkick…
Mark:Cena knocks Prodigy off the apron and on to the floor…
Rhino:Cena has turned this match up around…
Mark:But from behind Dragon takes down John Cena… And Dragon is working him over in to the corner…
Rhino:Dragon is now hooking up Cena…
Mark:Its time for the Mystical Knight… Cena gets out of it… And Cena clips Dragon’s knee…
Rhino:Gunn planchas over the top rope on to Prodigy and now they are fighting on the outside…
Mark:Cena has the chain… And behind the ref’s back… Cena nails Dragon right in the head with the chain and goes for a cover 1……………………..2……………………3………..
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and Still eWa Tag Team Champions… JOHN CENA and BILLY GUNN…
Rhino:We now have the champions… And we also have contenders for the Tag Team Titles as well…
Mark:Yes we do…Its going to be very interesting… In the next few weeks…
Rhino:I would agree with you on that one…
Mark:Its now time for the eWa Television Title Match Up…
eWa Television Championship Match
Sid Vicious(c) vs Johnny Slash
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the eWa Television Championship… Introducing first the challenger… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… JOHNNY SLASH…
(“My Plague” hits as Johnny Slash enters the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Little Rock, Arkansas… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… The eWa Television Champion… SID VICIOUS…
(“Bottle of Rage” Plays as Sid Vicious enters the arena…)
Mark:Well this should be very interesting…
Rhino:Yes it should… But can Sid Vicious Leg hold up in this match up…
Mark:If Johnny Slash was smart he would work on the leg of Sid Vicious…
Rhino:I would if I were him…
Mark:Well here we go… Johnny Slash gets right in to the face of Sid Vicious… Doing a little bit of trash talking…
Rhino:And Sid Vicious is laughing it off right now…
Mark:Sid slaps Johnny Slash right in the face…
Rhino:Thats the Master and Ruler of the World teaching this kid a little bit of respect…
Mark:Sid with a boot to the midsection of Johnny Slash and now sends Johnny in to the ropes…
Rhino:Johnny Slash ducks the big boot from Sid…
Mark:And from behind Johnny Slash takes out the left leg of Sid Vicious…
Rhino:And here we go… We will now find out how Sid will handle the damage to his leg…
Mark:Johnny Slash drags Sid Vicious to the corner and now slides to the outside and pulls Sid Vicious to the ring post…
Rhino:Johnny just smashes Sid’s leg in to the steel ring post… Doing more damage to the knee and leg of Sid Vicious…
Mark:Sid is in some pain as Johnny Slash slams Sid’s leg back in to the ring post again…
Rhino:You can hear Sid Vicious screaming in pain right now… And how much can he take…
Mark:Johnny Slash now back in the ring and pulls him back in to the middle of the ring…And has the Half Crab locked in real good right now in the middle of the ring…
Rhino:Sid Vicious needs to use all of his strength to get to the ropes…
Mark:Sid is able to pull himself close to the ropes and now Johnny Slash has to break up the hold…
Rhino:Johnny needs to stay on him…If he wants to become the eWa Television Champion…
Mark:SId pulls himself back up to his feet… And Johnny Slash goes right back to the leg of Sid Vicious…
Rhino:And now he should go back to another submission type move for that leg…
Mark:Johnny Slash goes for the figure four leg lock… But Sid pushes Johnny Slash back in to the ropes…
Rhino:This could be a momentum changer…
Mark:Sid is back up to his feet… And with chops to Johnny Slash… As he is backed up in to the ropes…
Rhino:Sid opens up with another big chop to the chest of Johnny Slash… WOOOOO!
Mark:Right now Sid whips Johnny Slash in to the ropes and goes for a big boot and he connects…
Rhino:The tide has turned…
Mark:SId whips Johnny Slash in to the corner… And Sid charges in with a clothesline…
Rhino:Sid is rolling now…
Mark:Johnny Slash stagers back around… And Sid picks up Johnny Slash… CHOKESLAM… NO… Sid’s knee gave out…
Rhino:This is not a good sign right now…
Mark:Johnny Slash goes for the half boston crab… And its locked in good…
Rhino:Sid is screaming in pain…
Mark:Will Sid Vicious Tap Out?
Rhino:That is the big question…
Mark:Sid is trying to pull himself to the ropes… So he does not have to tap out…
Rhino:Sid is almost near the ropes…
Mark:And Johnny Slash pulls himself back in to the middle of the ring… And Sid is still in some pain…
Rhino:Sid is looking like he is going to tap out again…
Mark:The ref is checking on Sid Vicious…
Rhino:He is lifting up the arm once… And it drops…
Mark:Two more times… And he will be out of it… And we will have a new champion… His arm has dropped twice…
Rhino:One more time and Johnny Slash will be the new eWa Television Champion…
Mark:Sid Arm Drops… NO… Its still up…
Rhino:Sid is still in this match up…
Mark:Sid is crawling to the ropes and he grabs the rope…
Rhino:Johnny Slash can not believe it…
Mark:Johnny Slash is pulling Sid back in to the middle ring… And trying to lock in the half crab again…
Rhino:Sid pushes him in to the ropes…
Mark:And Sid Vicious picks up Johnny Slash… CHOKESLAM… And he has dropped Johnny Slash in to middle of the ring…
Rhino:Sid Vicious is in some pain and is crawling over to Johnny Slash…
Mark:Sid gets his arm on Johnny Slash 1………………………2………………………Johnny Slash gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:This has been a battle for both men…
Mark:Sid Vicious is setting him up for the Powerbomb…
Rhino:Low Blow by Johnny Slash… To counter the powerbomb…
Mark:Johnny Slash picks up Sid Vicious… Going for the the SlashMark… Sid Pushes him off in to the ropes… Sid with a kick to the midsection…
Rhino:Powerbomb time…
Mark:POWERBOMB by SID VICIOUS… And down goes Johnny Slash…Sid goes for a cover 1…………………………..2………………………………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Still eWa Television Champion… SID VICIOUS…
Rhino:The Leg has held up for Sid Vicious as he keeps the eWa Television Title tonight…
Mark:Johnny Slash had an impressive showing tonight but Sid was able to still pull it out…
Rhino:You have to give Johnny Slash credit where credit is due… He really went to work on the injured leg of Sid… But Sid held on and kept the title…
Mark:Well Rhino… Its Main Event Time…
Rhino:Submission Match… For the Undisputed Championship… This should be one hell of a match…
Mark:Lets head down to the ring for the introductions…
eWa Undisputed World Championship Submission Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Lone Jobber
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Submission Match and it is for the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From The Slaughter House…Weighing in at 235 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…
(“One is the Loneiest Number” plays as Lone Jobber walks out in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The reigning and defending eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion… The Heartbreak Kid… SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:There is the bell and this submission match has begun…
Rhino:The Stare down has begun as well in the ring…
Mark:Michaels goes for a right hand but it is blocked by Lone Jobber and now Jobber nails HBK with right hands…Jobber with a kick to the midsection and Lone Jobber takes Shawn Michaels down with a single arm DDT…
Rhino:I believe with him starting with the move… That his game plan is to work on the arm of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Jobber now locking the arm up of HBK with an arm wrench…Turn in to a hammerlock by Jobber…
Rhino:Jobber is showing some real wrestling moves…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid trying to reverse the hammerlock… And does as he goes behind Jobber and takes him off of his feet by taking his leg out from undeneath him and is going to lock in a side headlock…
Rhino:Jobber tries to roll him up for a quick pin…
Mark:But there are no pin falls in this match up…
Rhino:Oh that is right… Jobber isnt thinking straight…
Mark:He just sent on natural reaction…
Rhino:This is some real mat work going on here in the beginning stages of this match up… As Jobber trying to get up out of the Headlock…
Mark:Jobber has Michaels back up on his feet… And is nailing Michaels with elbows to the midsection… And now pushes Michaels in to the ropes… Michaels leaps over Jobber and Jobber ducks his head as Michaels came back off the ropes…
Rhino:Swinging neck breaker countered by Jobber…
Mark:And Jobber nails Michaels with another single arm DDT… And now Jobber is locking the arm bar submission in on Michaels…
Rhino:Jobber is stretching the arm out of Michaels…
Mark:Jobber is strecthing out Michaels arm… As Michaels is reaching for the rope to break up the hold…
Rhino:What I am surprised is that Jobber is working on the leg of Shawn Michaels… To take away the superkick… But Jobber knows what he is doing since he has been around a few years…
Mark:Lone Jobber scoops up Michaels with a slam and his arm in a hammerlock position… And slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:That is smart which means he is still working on the arm of HBK…
Mark:Jobber locks in the crossface on HBK… And Michaels is in some pain…
Rhino:He sure is… As HBK is trying to pull himself to the ropes…
Mark:Lone Jobber has the crossface locked in real good but Michaels is able to make it to the ropes to break up the hold…
Rhino:Jobber has been able to stick to his game plan… And that is to work on the arm of HBK…
Mark:Right now Lone Jobber picks up Shawn Michaels and has him set up… Shoulderbreaker by Lone Jobber… And he is doing a number to the arm and shoulder of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:If I were Lone Jobber I would go back in for the kill with the Crossface again… And maybe now Shawn Michaels will tap out…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up Michaels again for a shoulderbreaker…Michaels slides out and pushes Lone Jobber in to the ropes… But Michaels before Jobber turns around dropkicks the knee right out of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Now Michaels looks like he is ready to get back in to this match up… But is favoring the right arm…
Mark:Yes he is as he picks up Jobber and drives Knee to Knee… As Shawn is working on the left leg of the man known as Lone Jobber…
Rhino:I see Michaels going for the sharpshooter or figure four leg lock…
Mark:Yes I do to… Something to keep Jobber on his back and to work in the leg…
Rhino:Shawn is dragging Jobber to the ring post…
Mark:Figure Four by HBK to Jobber on the ring post…
Rhino:Michaels has til the count of five to break the hold… Or he could be DQed…
Mark:Taking a page out of the Legendary Bret Hart’s playbook… And Michaels does break the hold but did the damage to Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Michaels did do some damage as he drags Jobber in to the middle of the ring…
Mark:Shawn locks in the figure four in the middle of the ring…And Jobber is screaming in pain…
Rhino:WOOO! Michaels has the figure four locked in real good…
Mark:Lone Jobber trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:But so far he is unsuccessful…
Mark:Jobber now is trying to turn Michaels over to reversal the hold…
Rhino:Michaels is trying to fight it…
Mark:Lone Jobber reverses the figure four on HBK… But Michaels gets right to the ropes…
Rhino:Michaels was smart to get to the ropes… So no pain is done to him as much as Lone Jobber was in pain…
Mark:Lone Jobber is staggering back up to his feet… But Michaels is up first but is favoring the right arm still…
Rhino:And it is making it hard for him to get any fire behind the right hands…
Mark:Jobber ducks a right hand… And scores with another single arm DDT… Doing more damage to the right arm of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Michaels in some pain…
Mark:Jobber limping as he goes for the crossface… Blocked by HBK… Who spins Jobber around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC CONNECTS…
Rhino:He hit him square on the jaw…
Mark:If this was a normal match… Shawn would have it won… But he has to make Jobber tap or pass out…
Rhino:That is so true right now…
Mark:Shawn locking in the sharpshooter… On Lone Jobber…
Rhino:How much can Lone Jobber take from the sharpshooter…
Mark:He was knocked out from the Superkick… But can Jobber hang on…
Rhino:Jobber is screaming in pain…
Mark:Jobber is trying to crawl to the ropes… Trying to get out of the Sharpshooter…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels pulls Lone Jobber back in to the middle of the ring…
Mark:How much longer can Lone Jobber hang on?
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in some big time trouble…
Mark:Lone Jobber has passed out from the pain… And the ref has stopped the match…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Undisputed World Champion… SHAWN MICHAELS…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels survives the Submission Match…
Mark:Shawn Michaels retains his title… But Jobber gave it all he could tonight but the pain was just too much…
Rhino:But Jobber didnt tap out…
Mark:But in the rules… If he passes out… He submits… And Shawn retains the title…
Rhino:What a wild night…
Mark:It has been a wild night… But we have to go… Good night everyone…
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