Undisputed 2003
Mark:Welcome to Ann Arbor, Michigan… Live at Michigan Stadium… And welcome to eWa Undisputed… How do you like the view from here Rhino…
Rhino:Mark, the view is great…
Mark:Well tonight we will crown a NEW eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels… John Cena… Big Daddy Ace… The Rock… The Undertaker and Chris Benoit… Are the six men involved in that match…
Mark:Which will be taking place inside the Extreme Elimination Chamber…
Rhino:I cant wait… First time the Extreme Elimination Chamber is going to be used in the eWa… And I cant wait…
Mark:Also tonight… The FTW Title will be put on the line… As Triple H defends against Omega…
Rhino:As Jim Ross says… Slobberknocker… Omega has been playing games with Triple H… And now the two will collide right here tonight…
Mark:Plus we have a battle royal… With the final four… Will battle next event for the eWa Tag Team Championship…
Rhino:We have tons of action Mark… And I am ready to get started…
Mark:So am I… So lets get to the ring…
Prodigy vs Big Jason X
Pa Announcer:Tonights opening match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Evansville, In… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… BIG JASON X…
(Big Jason X’s theme hits as he enters the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dallas, Tx… Weighing in at 374 Pounds…PRODIGY…
(“Are you ready for this” hits as he enters the ring…)
Mark:Prodigy goes right after the new comer Big Jason X… As Prodigy whips him in to the ropes and nails him with a big back body drop… Jason X gets back up to his feet and gets caught with right hands…
Rhino:Prodigy is going right to work on Jason X…
Mark:Prodigy now picks up Jason X and nails him with an Oklahoma Slam… And heres a quick cover 1………………….2…………….. Kickout by Big Jason X…
Rhino:Jason X is taking a lickin… And he is slowly ticking away…
Mark:Jason X with a rake to the eyes… And now scores with a couple of right hands…And now sends Prodigy in to the ropes…
Rhino:A reversal by Prodigy and he nailed him with a powerslam…
Mark:Prodigy now picks up Jason X and sends him in to the corner… And now Prodigy puts him up on the top rope…
Rhino:Prodigy has something planned right now…
Mark:Big time chokeslam by Prodigy… And he drove Big Jason X in to the canvas…
Rhino:I believe its only a matter of time… Before Prodigy ends this one…
Mark:Prodigy whips Big Jason X in to the ropes and nails him with a samoan drop…
Rhino:Prodigy is signalling for the end…
Mark:The end is near for Jason X… As Prodigy has him up… PRODICAL EFFECT to Big Jason X…
Rhino:Big Jason X is down and out…
Mark:Heres a cover by Prodigy 1……………..2…………….3…….. Its over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner PRODIGY…
Rhino:Big Jason X thought he would make a strong debut… But Prodigy asserts himself here tonight…
Mark:Yes he did and we will see him later on tonight… In the eWa Battle Royal… As we now head back to the ring…
eWa Television Championship Into the Light Match
Subway(c) vs Baka Kami
Pa Announcer:This next match is a Special Into The Light Match… For the eWa Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…
Mark:They are waiting for the Introductions are Baka and Subway…
Rhino:They are brawling in the backstage area…
Mark:There are many different types of containers… Around the arena…
Rhino:Yeah and someone has to go through a whole lot of them…
Mark:Subway hooks up Baka Kami right now for a suplex and he drives him in to one of the containers…
Rhino:That one looked to be a swimming pool…
Mark:So Baka has gone through one… Only 19 more to go…Subway is scoring with some right forearm shots to Baka right now…
Rhino:Subway slides a swimming pool container right near Baka… And has something planned…
Mark:Subway goes for a DDT… Blocked by Baka and he scores with a northern lights suplex in to the container full of lights…
Rhino:All of the lights breaking everytime one of them lands in one of the containers… Their backs are going to be all cut up after this one…
Mark:Subway slowly back up… And Baka is starting to nail him with a couple of kicks…And one stiff kick and he nails him on to the table full of lights…
Rhino:Baka is climbing up a couple of the wooden crates…
Mark:Elbow drop by Baka Kami right on to Subway and drives him right through the table…
Rhino:Subway has gone through 2… Baka has gone through one…
Mark:Baka is fighting with Subway as they are fighting towards the outside of the stadium…
Rhino:They are in the parking lot now… And there have been different types of containers set up all around the parking lot from what I have been told…
Mark:Subway catches the leg of Baka Kami… And nails him with T-Bone Suplex… Right in to the the wooden box full of lights…
Rhino:Look at the parts of glass in the back of Subway…
Mark:Subway now grabs Baka Kami… And sends him in to one of the trailers in the parking lot…
Rhino:Baka Kami… Is staggering around here in the parking lot…
Mark:Right forearm shots by Subway… And he suplexs Baka in to another wooden crate…
Rhino:The Score is 3 to 2 in favor of Subway…
Mark:Subway picks up a fallen Baka Kami and he slams him right back down in to the wooden crate… Which counts by the way…
Rhino:Subway is pulling a little swimming pool full of lights over near a car… And he slams Baka Kami right in to it…
Mark:Subway is up on the top of the car… And he splashes Baka Kami… Who moved out of the way…
Rhino:The Score is 5-3 in favor of Subway…
Mark:But right now Baka Kami is trying to take over here right now… As he picks up Subway… And slams him right back down in to the same swimming pool…
Rhino:Snap Crackle and Pop… Is the sound we have been hearing in this match…
Mark:Baka Kami now with Subway and he pulls him by the hair and is dragging him back inside the building…
Rhino:They are coming back to the arena…
Mark:Baka Kami takes Subway and throws him right up against the wall and is laying in those stiff kicks…
Rhino:Brutal Kicks and one just busted open Subway…
Mark:Baka Kami with Subway and he sees a trash can full of lights and throws him inside the trash can…
Rhino:Its now 5-5… The score is all tied…
Mark:Baka Kami now pushes the trash can over with Subway inside and rolls the trash can around backstage…
Rhino:Baka now pulls another crate full of lights over near Subway…
Mark:Baka scores with a reverse DDT… Not once but twice on the same set of lights…
Rhino:Its now 7-5 Baka Kami… Who has taken over this match up…
Mark:Baka Kami now picks him back up and is going for a running slam on to the same batch of lights..
Rhino:Subway slides out and scores with a reverse DDT of his own on to those lights…
Mark:Subway and Baka Kami are walking back to the arena now…
Rhino:Did you notice the special scaffold that has been set up with all of those lights… On different levels…
Mark:Yeah I did…
Rhino:Its like 10 layers of lights…
Mark:Well right now Subway has another trash can and throws Baka Kami in to it…
Rhino:Its now tied 7-7… As they continue to brawl back and forth… With blood now coming out of the forehead of Baka Kami…
Mark:Subway now has Baka Kami up in the air and he slams him down on to another wooden crate full of lights…
Rhino:Subway is searching around for something now… Probably another set of lights I would assume…
Mark:Baka Kami is back up though and spins Subway around and nails him right in the face with a couple of right hands… And sets back and nails him with a superkick…
Rhino:And Subway lands in another pile of lights… As it is now 8-8…
Mark:Subway is now busted open… As Baka Kami picks Subway back up and they are now walking back in to the arena…
Rhino:Baka Kami has another set of lights as they come back here in to where we are…
Mark:Baka Kami with a scoop slam and he drops him right back in the lights…
Rhino:Subway is bleeding as he staggers up to his feet…
Mark:Baka Kami now scoops up Subway again and slams him back down in to the lights…
Rhino:This match is getting way out of control…
Mark:Subway rakes the eyes of Baka Kami and now hip tosses him in to the same wooden crate of lights…
Rhino:It is now 10-9 in favor of Baka Kami…
Mark:Subway now with another hip toss to Baka Kami and he throws him off the stage…
Rhino:It is now tied up at 10… And look at what Subway has in mind…
Mark:He wants to climb up two sided scaffold…
Rhino:Subway and Baka are climbing up it…
Mark:It is 30 feet high and has ten different layers…
Rhino:Its an awesome structure…
Mark:They both have made it up there…And they are brawling at the top of the scaffold…
Rhino:If one person falls through… This match will have to be over… As it can end in knockout, pinfall and submission… And a fall from this will knock someone out…
Mark:I would think so…Both men are staggering as they hit each other…
Rhino:Subway and Baka look like they both are going to crash…
Mark:Subway with right hands…Blocked by Baka Kami… Big Kick…And done goes Subway crashing through the scaffold…
Rhino:He went done hard through the 10 layers…
Mark:The Ref stopped the match…New Champion…
Pa Announcer:The winner and NEW eWa Television Champion… BAKA KAMI…
Rhino:Man… This has been a brutal match and Baka Kami survived as the NEW eWa Television Champion…
Mark:We have more action… So lets get to the ring…
Christopher Muniz vs Scott Hall
Pa Announcer:This next match is sent for one fall…Introducing first… From Colorado Springs, Fl…Weighing in at 350 Pounds… CHRISTOPHER MUNIZ…
(Muniz’s theme hits as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…
Rhino:Prodigy is back here in the arena…
Mark:And he is going right after Christopher Muniz… Muniz is trying to fight back… But Prodigy just nailed him with a big spinebuster…
Rhino:Prodigy is on a mission…
Mark:PRODICAL EFFECT by Prodigy on to Christopher Muniz… And Christopher Muniz is down and out in the center of the eWa ring…
Rhino:Prodigy is becoming a dominating force right now here and is proving himself tonight…
Mark:Here comes Scott Hall and X-Pac…
Rhino:Why the hell are they coming down here…
Mark:Scott Hall covers Christopher Muniz… And X-Pac is telling the ref to count 1………………….2……………………3…………..
Pa Announcer:The winner of the match… SCOTT HALL…
Rhino:Scott Hall came down and took advantage of the attack by Prodigy…
Mark:Its a win for Scott Hall… Not a deserving one… But it was one… Lets get to the ring now for some real action…
Handicap One vs Two Match
Kid Money vs 911 & Dragon
Pa Announcer:This next match is a Handicap One vs Two Match and it is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 239 Pounds… KID MONEY…
(“If I cant” plays as Kid Money enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And his opponents… First… From Evansville, In… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… 911…
(“Lifes on the line” hits as 911 enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And his tag team partner… From Denver,Co… Weighing in at 333 Pounds…DRAGON…
(“Are you ready for this” hits as he walks down to the ring…)
Mark:Kid Money with a suicide plancha over the top rope… And he lands on top of both Dragon and 911…
Rhino:Kid Money is starting out as a house of fire…
Mark:Right hands by Kid Money… And he is connecting right on 911… From behind… Dragon takes the head off of Kid Money…
Rhino:Dragon is rolling Kid Money back in to the ring…
Mark:Dragon sends Kid Money in to the ropes… And he nails Kid Money with a flap jack… And that took the air right out of Kid Money…
Rhino:911 is back in the ring… And here comes the double team…
Mark:911 and Dragon whip Kid Money in to the ropes… Double Spinebuster by Dragon and 911…
Rhino:This is the first time 911 and Dragon have ever teamed… But seeming as though Dragon is one of the great Tag Team Champions… 911 has a great partner in this match up…
Mark:As 911 now working on Kid Money in the corner…911 is putting Kid Money on to the top rope…
Rhino:911 has him hooked for a superplex…
Mark:Kid Money is blocking the superplex… And he knocks 911 off the top rope…
Rhino:Dragon is coming right over to the corner…
Mark:Crossbody by Kid Money and he takes Dragon off of his feet…
Rhino:Dragon got right back up…
Mark:Dropkick by Kid Money and it takes Dragon off his feet again… As Kid Money is on a roll right now… DDT on to 911… And heres a cover 1…………………2………… Kickout by 911… Kid Money now with 911 in the corner and he sends him to the other side… Running splash by Kid Money… And he scores with another DDT…
Rhino:From behind… Dragon nails Kid Money with a reverse DDT…
Mark:Dragon stopped the momentum of Kid Money… With the reverse DDT… Dragon now takes Kid Money and he sends him in to the ropes… Belly to belly over the head suplex by Dragon…
Rhino:He threw him half way across the ring…
Mark:Dragon has Kid Money set up for the boiling point… Kid Money blocks it… And he nails Dragon with a Single Arm DDT…
Rhino:911 charges Kid Money…
Mark:Powerslam by Kid Money on 911… Heres another cover 1…………………..2…………… Dragon goes for a leg drop… Kid Money moved and 911 nailed 911 with the leg drop…
Rhino:That backfired on Dragon…
Mark:Kid Money with a clothesline and it sends Dragon over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:Kid Money smells victory…
Mark:Kid Money with a jackknife powerbomb to 911…
Rhino:Kid Money is up on the top rope…
Mark:MILLION DOLLAR DROP on to 911 by Kid Money… And heres the cover 1……………………2………………..3……… ITS OVER…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner KID MONEY…
Rhino:Kid Money fought the odds and came out with a victory here in this One vs Two Match up…
Mark:Kid Money… Dragon and 911 will all be involved in the battle royal later on tonight… But for right now we are going to be heading back to the ring… For more action…
eWa Ultimate Xtreme Championship Touch of Hell Match
Halo(c) vs Joey Armstrong
Pa Announcer:This next match is a Touch of Hell Match for the eWa Ultimate Xtreme Championship… Introducing first…The Challenger… From Berkley, Ca… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… JOEY ARMSTRONG…
(“Freedom” hits as Joey Armstrong enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 245 pounds… The eWa Ultimate Xtreme Champion… HALO…
(“Highway to hell” hits as Halo enters the arena…)
Mark:Well as you can see… There is no escape here… Some one will be burned tonight…
Rhino:The fire from the scaffold… The fire around the ring… Its going to be an interesting match…
Mark:Omega insituted the stipulation… And now we have our match… Halo and Joey Armstrong… Lock up in the middle ring…
Rhino:Staying away from the fire of course… Smart Idea…
Mark:Collar and Elbow… And now a side headlock by the champion… As Halo puts it in good… But gets pushed in to the ropes by Joey Armstrong… But Halo puts on the breaks…
Rhino:He saw the fire… He doesnt want to go near it…
Mark:Dropkick by Joey Armstrong and Halo now hits the ropes… And is up close and personal with the flames…
Rhino:Real Personal…
Mark:Halo now turns around… And Joey Armstrong nails him with a tornado DDT… Joey Armstrong now picks up Halo… Goes for a Belly to Back Suplex… Halo flips over and landed on his feet… And Halo takes Joey Armstrongs head off with a clothesline…
Rhino:What a hard clothesline…
Mark:Halo now with Joey Armstrong and whips him in to the ropes… Joey comes off and gets nail with a stun gun back in to ropes…
Rhino:And now Joey Armstrong is up close and personal with the flames…
Mark:Neither man wants to get burned…
Rhino:Would You…. I sure wouldnt…
Mark:Me neither… But one of these two men will… They will feel the flames… As Halo now sends him in to the corner…
Rhino:Halo is putting him up on the top turnbuckle…
Mark:They are real close to the flames… As Halo with a superplex…
Rhino:Joey Armstrongs foot is on fire…
Mark:Joeys foot hit the flames… And look at him trying to put it out… And is able to… Before any real damage could be done…
Rhino:He was stomping his foot as quick as possible to put the flame out…
Mark:Halo now spins him around… With a quick kick to the gut… Piledriver by Halo…
Rhino:This is real intense… And just look at what these guys are going through in this match up…
Mark:They are risking their lives in this match up… And one man will be on fire… And the other will win…
Rhino:This is all over the eWa Ultimate Xtreme Championship…
Mark:Low Blow by Joey Armstrong… Halo was going for a powerbomb… And Joey countered with a low blow…
Rhino:That was a smart move…
Mark:Joey Armstrong with right hands… And now sends him in to the ropes…
Rhino:Halos arm almost his the flames…
Mark:Big Belly to belly by Joey Armstrong… As he builds momentum in this match up…
Rhino:Hes on fire… Not actually on fire… But you know what I mean…
Mark:Joey Armstrong now has Halo up and he connects with a brain buster…And he has laid Halo out in the middle of the ring…
Rhino:Which isnt good… He needs to be near the flames…
Mark:Joey Armstrong is thinking of his next move…
Rhino:Hes calling for the Final Sin…
Mark:Joey Armstrong has Halo up… Halo gets out of it… And spins Halo around and nails him with a swinging neck breaker…
Rhino:Halo just saved himself right there…
Mark:Halo now with Joey Armstrong and sends him in to the ropes…And nails him with a powerslam… Halo is starting to get it going again…
Rhino:Which is bad news for Joey Armstrong…
Mark:Halo now has Joey Armstrong sent in to the corner… Here comes Halo charging in…
Rhino:Joey Armstrong moved out of the way…
Mark:Joey Armstrong has a staggering Halo… Stun Gun in to the ring post…
Rhino:He sent him up high and Halo hit his head on the ring post…
Mark:Halo is out on his feet… And what the…
Rhino:HALOS LEG IS ON FIRE…
Mark:And the Stun Gun knocked Halo out…
Rhino:The Ref hasnt stopped the match yet…
Mark:He has to give it time… That was the ruling laid down…
Rhino:But is it a good one…
Mark:ITS OVER… WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION…
Pa Announcer:The winner of the match and NEW eWa Ultimate Xtreme Champion… JOEY ARMSTRONG…
Rhino:Halo was set on fire and Joey Armstrong has taken the championship from Halo…
Mark:What a match and there is plenty more that we have in store tonight… Including the eWa Battle Royal…As we now get set for Omega vs Triple H…
FTW Championship Sledgehammer Match
Triple H(c) vs Omega
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is a SLEDGEHAMMER MATCH… For the FTW CHAMPIONSHIP… Introducing first… The Challenger… Weighing in at 411 Pounds… The President of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… OMEGA…
(“Fuck The World” plays as Omega walks down to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Current and defending FTW Champion… The Game… TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Well this is going to be very interesting Rhino…
Rhino:All of the mind games… All of the tricks… All of the talking is over Mark… These two are about to go at one another…
Mark:One man says Fuck the World… One man is the Fuck The World Champion… Right now these two men are going to go right at each other…
Rhino:They are trash talking one another right now… I wish I was a fly flying around them… I would love to hear what they are saying…
Mark:So would a lot of people… Triple H strikes first with a right hand on the big seven footer… Omega comes back with a hard right hand of his own…
Rhino:Both men are just laughing… Why the hell are they laughing…
Mark:Triple H and Omega just laughing and now fighting again with more right hands… Each person taking one shot and then the other comes back with a right hand…Omega blocks the right hand of Triple H…
Rhino:Omega is now hammering Triple H right in the gut with a couple of axe handle shots…
Mark:Knocking the wind out of Triple H with those shots… As Triple H is backed up in to the corner…
Rhino:Omega is controlling the pace…
Mark:Right hands to the midsection of Triple H… As Omega continues to knock him around in the corner… As Omega now whips him in to the otherside corner… And Omega comes in with a big splash…
Rhino:Triple H is getting the wind knocked right out of him here in the early going… Which wont help him as the match goes on…
Mark:Who knows how much longer this match up will go… As Triple H just got hip tossed right in to the center of the ring…
Rhino:He took a very hard and high hip toss from Omega… As Omega is just really doing a number to Triple H…
Mark:Triple H is now backing off from Omega…
Rhino:Triple H said he wasnt scared… But it looks like he is right now…
Mark:Omega now grabs Triple H by the neck and throws him back in to the corner… Omega is eyeing up Triple H in the corner…
Rhino:Omega is really taking pleasure in this moment right now…
Mark:Kick by Triple H in to the gut… Stopping the attack from Omega… A couple of more kicks by Triple H… And now Triple H is scoring with a couple of right hands… And he nails Omega with a clothesline…
Rhino:But Omega is still on his feet…
Mark:Triple H with a couple of more right hands… And runs off the ropes and from behind takes out the right knee of Omega…
Rhino:Sort of a chop lock I guess you can say…
Mark:Thats exactly what it was… Triple H I guess wants to keep Omega on the ground…
Rhino:I think that would be a smart move if I were him… Even though I want him to get his ass kicked… But thats besides the point…
Mark:Triple H now grabs the leg of Omega and places it on the bottom rope and now Triple H drives his weight on to the leg of Omega… As Triple H is going to work…
Rhino:The Game is playing his game right now… As he just went to the outside…
Mark:Triple H now has the sledgehammer in hand… Which is legal in this type of match up…
Rhino:Yeah Triple H has that evil grin on his face…
Mark:Triple H with the Sledgehammer and he drives it right on to the knee of Omega…
Rhino:Thats gotta hurt…
Mark:Another shot by Triple H… And now Triple H is pulling him in to the center of the ring…
Rhino:Hey Mark…
Mark:The figure four by Triple H… What Rhino…
Rhino:I just noticed something…
Mark:Whats that…
Rhino:There is no referee…
Mark:What the… Your right… There isnt… Where the hell is the ref…
Rhino:I have no clue… But Triple H has the figure four locked in… There is no referee to make the call…
Mark:Triple H just noticed there was no referee…
Rhino:But wasnt it…
Mark:Yes it was… Triple H wanted Purgatory to be the ref… That is why there is no referee…
Rhino:But what the hell is he going to do now… As Purgatory is not here…
Mark:I have no idea… But Triple H now breaks the figure four as the damage has been done to the knee of Omega… As Omega pulling himself to the ropes… And trying to get back up…
Rhino:Triple H has for now taken down the monster known as Omega….
Mark:The Game now went to the outside and grabs a steel chair and has brought in to the ring… Triple H is stretching out the leg of Omega… And places the chair right under the leg of Omega…
Rhino:What the hell is he going to do now… And do you hear that noice…
Mark:Sounds to me like an ice cream truck…
Rhino:Ice Cream… Where?
Mark:Coming down the entrance thats where…
Rhino:I will be back Mark…
Mark:You just sit there… The Ice Cream Truck has Triple H distracted though… As he is forgeting about Omega for a second…
Rhino:I would too…
Mark:Omega has pulled himself back up to his feet… And Triple H turns around and gets caught with a big right hand from Omega…And now a huge clothesline by Omega… Who is now starting to gain some momentum…
Rhino:Who is in the ice cream truck though…
Mark:Who knows but right now… Omega has the sledgehammer right in his hands… And Triple H gets nailed right in the midsection with the Sledgehammer from Omega…
Rhino:What a huge shot that was…
Mark:Omega now nails Triple H right in the head with the Sledgehammer and he has been busted wide open with that shot…
Rhino:Hey now… The doors of the Ice Cream truck have opened…
Mark:Omega now has Triple H up and drops him down for snake eyes in the corner… As Omega is doing a number to the bloody Triple H at the moment…
Rhino:OH MY GOD… ITS PURGATORY… HES HERE…
Mark:The referee has arrived… As Omega now has the Sledgehammer and drives it right in to the forehead of Triple H again… And Triple H is laid out in the center of the ring…
Rhino:But Omega isnt done yet…
Mark:Omega is walking over to the Ice Cream truck… The one in which Purgatory is sitting on the hood of… Watching what was just going on…
Rhino:He just pulled out another Sledgehammer…
Mark:Which is wrapped in razor wire…
Rhino:That can do some damage…More than a normal sledgehammer would…
Mark:Triple H is barely able to stand… As Omega charges Triple H at the ropes… Triple H ducks and pulls down the rope and Omega goes right over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:Triple H just saved himself there…
Mark:Omega back up… But Triple H has the sledgehammer that Omega had and he nails Omega right in the knee again… As he got back up on the apron…
Rhino:Triple H is pulling him back in to the ring…
Mark:The Game is now using the razor wire on the sledgehammer… And is opening up Omega… Triple H drives the Sledgehammer right back in the knee… As Triple H opened up Omega with the digging of the Razor wire…
Rhino:Look at Purgatory just sitting there eating his ice cream… Hes enjoying this carnage…
Mark:Of course he is… This has been back and forth… Triple H now putting the figure four back on Omega… Trying to injure the knee even more…
Rhino:The only way to win this match… Is the referee has to stop the match… Will Purgatory stop the match…
Mark:I dont know… As Triple H breaks the hold again… As Omega is in some pain now… And thats a first for him…
Rhino:Triple H has Omega down… And Triple H needs to knock out Omega… But can it be done…
Mark:We will find out… As Triple H is going back after the Razorwire Sledgehammer…
Rhino:He is digging the Razor Wire right in to the head of Omega…
Mark:This is a bloody… Bloody… War… Omega and Triple H are busted wide open and are losing a lot of blood…
Rhino:Will Purgatory stop this match at any time…
Mark:Knowing him… It will take a lot… Triple H is staggering and Omega has staggered up to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H has the sledgehammer though…
Mark:And nails Omega right in the midsection with the Sledgehammer…
Rhino:Triple H is going for the pedigree…
Mark:Back drop by Omega as he escaped from the Pedigree…
Rhino:That could have been the end right there….
Mark:Both men are down on the canvas… And trying to get back to their feet…
Rhino:Someone is coming down the isle…
Mark:Someone wearing a referee shirt has just ran past Purgatory…
Rhino:But I thought Purgatory was the Referee…
Mark:OH MY GOD… ARE YOU KIDDING ME…
Rhino:I dont believe it… Am I seeing something Mark…
Mark:You are seeing the same thing I am… And these fans are on there feet… They cant believe it either…
Rhino:Neither can I…
Mark:Rob Parks is out and is wearing the Referee Stripes… I guess we know who Omega was talking about…
Rhino:He didnt want Purgatory… He had Rob Parks in mind… And here he is…
Mark:Rob just checked on both guys and said this match still will continue… As Omega and Triple H get back up… Omega blocks the right hand of Triple H…
Rhino:And he is scoring with a couple of right hands of his own…
Mark:Triple H is in big trouble… Omega scoops him up… And he is setting him up for the Screwdriver…
Rhino:Triple H got out of it…
Mark:And kicks Omega right in the nuts…
Rhino:Good way to put it…
Mark:Triple H reaches for the sledgehammer… And nails Omega right in the head again…
Rhino:Omega isnt in that good of shape…
Mark:Omega spins around… Kick by Triple H… Triple H slides a chair underneath… PEDIGREE on to the steel chair…
Rhino:Omega isnt moving Mark…
Mark:Rob Parks has tough call to make… Will he stop the match…
Rhino:Triple H picks Omega back up…
Mark:ANOTHER PEDIGREE on to the Steel Chair…
Rhino:Now will this bloody war come to an end…Damn another brutal shot to the back of Omega this time with the Sledgehammer by Triple H… Now will it end…
Mark:Rob Parks checking Omega… As he lifts up the arm… And it drops straight down… And he does it again…
Rhino:One more time and he has to stop the match…
Mark:Omegas arm drops a third time… ITS OVER…
Pa Announcer:The winner of the match and STILL FTW Champion… TRIPLE H…
Rhino:Triple H has done what no one thought he would do… And that was Slay Omega… And tonight he did it… In one brutal and bloody war…
Mark:Which saw the appearance of Purgatory… And Rob Parks as the Special Referee… The ring has now been cleared… And the particpants are walking to the ring… Its time for the eWa Battle Royal…
eWa Battle Royal
Final Four will fight next event for the eWa Tag Team Championship
Participants-Lenny & Lodi, Ned & Jay, Mr. Konema & GraveDigger,Kid Money & Big Daddy Ace, Subway & Jake Roberts, Rob Van Dam & Justin Credible, Dragon & Prodigy, Halo,John Cena, 911 & Eminem
Pa Announcer:This next match is a special BATTLE ROYAL… The final four left will fight next event for the eWa Tag Team Championship… Currently entering the ring… The participants… Lenny & Lodi… Ned Tesseract & Jay Jixhel… Mr. Konema… GraveDigger… Kid Money… Big Daddy Ace…Subway… Jake Roberts… Rob Van Dam… Justin Credible… Dragon & Prodigy…Halo…John Cena… 911 & Eminem…
Mark:Well theres the bell…
Rhino:This is going to be a tough one to call… 18 competitors… Only 4 will be left standing…
Mark:John Cena just eliminated Eminem…
Rhino:One down…
Mark:Dragon and Justin Credible are going at in one corner… Van Dam and Gravedigger are battling as well…
Rhino:Too many men to see what the hell is going on…
Mark:Clothesline by Subway and there goes Big Daddy Ace over the top rope…
Rhino:So that two gone now…
MarK:Mr. Konema is about to be eliminated by 911 and is thrown over the top rope…
Rhino:So we are down to 15 men left in this match up… As Lenny and Lodi are now working as a Tag Team…
Mark:Lenny and Lodi charge in to Dragon and Prodigy and a double back body drop by Dragon and Prodigy and Lenny and Lodi have been eliminated from this match up…
Rhino:13 guys left here… And its getting interesting…
Mark:Van Dam with a nice spin heel kick to Gravedigger… John Cena with a dropkick and Justin Credible has been eliminated from this match up…
Rhino:Van Dam just tossed Gravedigger out… And we are down to 11 men left…
Mark:Remember the final four will compete next event for the eWa Tag Team Championship…
Rhino:Kid Money from behind just sent John Cena over the top rope and down to the floor…
Mark:Six more eliminations and then we will know who will move on…There goes Jake Roberts… Halo sent him over the top rope with a clothesline…
Rhino:Subway is charging Kid Money and Kid Money sends him over the top rope…
Mark:We are down to eight men now… We have Jay Jixhel… Rob Van Dam… Halo… Kid Money…911…Dragon… Prodigy… And Ned Tesseract…
Rhino:There goes 911… Halo sent him over the top… And now we are down to seven…
Mark:Van Dam springs up on the top rope and lands a kick right to Prodigy and it sends him over the top and to the floor…
Rhino:We have our final six… But we need our Final Four…
Mark:Dragon just pushed RVD over the top rope…
Rhino:Kid Money just pushed Dragon over the top rope…
Mark:There is our Final Four… The match is over…
Pa Announcer:The Final Four who will compete for the Tag Team championship next event will be Kid Money… Halo…Ned Tesseract and Jay Jixhel…
Rhino:We have our final four…
Mark:Four men will compete next week for the Tag Team Championship… Its Main Event time… So lets get down to the ring…
eWa Undisputed World Championship Extreme Elimination Chamber Match
Weapons allowed in match. Charge of electricity generated throughout chamber & Fireworks shot into chamber every 2 minutes. Wrestlers enter every 2 minutes as well.
Undertaker Vs. The Rock Vs. Big Daddy Ace Vs. Chris Benoit Vs. Shawn Michaels Vs. John Cena
Written By Dprincedso
MARK: Thank God we have reached the end of this intense pay per view. I can’t take much more of what has been happening tonight.
RHINO: Fuck the Subway diet. I just lost about 100 pounds talking about and watching this incredible pay per view. This was the event, Mark. This was the thing that the EWA needed to step to. There are a lot of guys who don’t like Omega but you just take a look at what we’ve had so far. The controversial Sledgehammer Match, the amped inferno Touch Of Hell Match, the unique Handicap Match, the return of a Battle Royal, the freakish Into The Light Match. I’m already exhausted and there’s still this one match to go.
MARK: Like him or hate him, Omega’s presidency has been one thing and one thing only: interesting. Here it comes. The Extreme Elimination Chamber.
RHINO: Michigan Stadium has been home to many Wolverines games but I bet they never thought they see something like this!
MARK: The creation of Eric Bischoff and World Wrestling Entertainment warped by our own Resident Psycho, the man known as Purgatory.
RHINO: How can he not be found until it comes time for him to be Chief Gimmick Designer or whatever you want to call the guy around here who makes the weapons?
MARK: How about calling him the guy who makes the weapons?
RHINO: Fair enough.
MARK: The Extreme Elimination Chamber is lowered and as it is set up by our ring crew here, let’s take you back to how this all came to be.
(FOOTAGE: The Elimination Chamber is shown on Extreme Theater as a small story is presented of President Omega announcing Undisputed and the main event being an Elimination Chamber match featuring Undertaker, John Cena, The Rock, Shawn Michaels, Big Daddy Ace, and Chris Benoit. The Elimination Chamber is shown with its “improvements” and how the dangerous cage has now become Extreme. Extreme Elimination Chamber. Everything from HBK’s Elimination Chamber, Undertaker’s Hell In The Cells, and the cage matches the rest have participated. An image of horse manure hitting a fan is then shown as the words “You think you’re ready?” This is followed by the words “Don’t bullshit yourselves. This ain’t your Sports Entertainment Elimination Chamber. This is extreme. This is the EWA. This is for the right….to be called….UNDISPUTED.” The footage ends.)
MARK: It couldn’t be put any better than that. Six men. All fighting for the right to be called World Heavyweight Champion in one match. All fighting for the privilege of being known as the undisputed champion. A step up match if ever presented to be one.
RHINO: I guess presenting the rich history of the EWA Undisputed Title is out of the question. That’s what it’s like here now. Less bullshit. More bullet train straight ahead. I like it.
ANNOUNCER: Before this match gets underway, I thought I should make an announcement. Tonight, Michigan Stadium has set an attendance of 100,000! Give yourselves a big round of applause!
(“Word Life” by John Cena kicks up)
ANNOUNCER: The following contest is for the EWA UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP in an EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH! First, coming to the ring, From West Newberry, Massachusetts, weighing 240 pounds, JOHN CENA!
MARK: Here we go! We are underway! So much for the normally smug look on Cena’s face.
RHINO: EXACTLY 100,000? Wow. Cena looks scared and I don’t blame him. Hell, I’m just scared lookin’ at this thing. You can see the pipes designed for shooting the fireworks into the cage. You can see the thin wiring around the chamber’s pipes that will send the jolt of electricity through the chamber. Only Purg would turn the chamber into an Electric and Exploding one.
MARK: This thing is sick. Plain and simple. Cena doesn’t even want to enter the chamber that he’s supposed to. Looks like Cena’s gonna use that lock and chain he wears around his neck as a weapon.
RHINO: Let me make it easy for you, Cena. Get in the chamber if you want to compete for the EWA Undisputed Chamber.
MARK: Cena hesitantly steps in the chamber and he’s sealed up like Chris Reeve in “Superman II” as we await the next introduction.
(“Whatever” by Our Lady Peace hits the P.A. System)
ANNOUNCER: And now making his way to the ring from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing 235 pounds, “THE RABID WOLVERINE” CHRIS BENOIT!
RHINO: Just what the hell is that guy trying to do? Blow our ears out?
MARK: Would you listen to the ovation that Chris Benoit is getting here in Ann Arbor?
RHINO: WHAT?
MARK: I SAID THAT WOULD YOU LISTEN TO THE SUPPORT THAT THESE PEOPLE ARE GIVING A FELLOW WOLVERINE?
RHINO: WHAT YOU SAY? I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
MARK: BENOIT IS WIELDING 2 SINGAPORE CANES. THOSE MUST BE HIS WEAPONS OF CHOICE ALONG WITH THE WEAPONS ALREADY PLACED IN THE CHAMBER!
RHINO: I CAN ONLY GET WHAT SOUNDS LIKE MUMBLING FROM YOU!
MARK: BENOIT ENTERS THE HUGE DOME AND IS NOW SEALED INTO 1 OF THE 4 CHAMBERS LIKE CENA BEFORE HIM!
RHINO: I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU JUST SAID BUT BENOIT JUST GOT PLACED IN A CHAMBER.
(“Cash, Money, Cars, Clothes” by Memphis Bleek featuring Ruff Endz kicks up over the P.A. System. )
ANNOUNCER: Making his way to the ring from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing 273 pounds, BIG DADDY ACE!
RHINO: THE NEWCOMER….I mean the newcomer Ace now making his way to the ring. This guy catches no break. Everyone keeps calling him Scott Steiner.
MARK: Ace competing in a make or break match here. I don’t like his chances but I could be surprised.
RHINO: At least he’s coming to this ring ready. He’s carrying a steel chair that’s on fire!
MARK: No, it’s just the seat of the chair. Wait. That’s no ordinary seat.
RHINO: Nails. The seat is made of freakin’ nails, Mark.
MARK: Big Daddy Ace making sure to kick things up to the extreme here as he enters the dome and is now taking his place inside one of the chambers.
RHINO: He had to put that chair down though. He also had that same look on his face everyone else has had coming into this. That look of “I must really love this to step into this hell.”
(The familiar helicopter followed by the overlook of a city is shown to a dramatic theme. The words “Is Cookin’?” are heard as The Rock’s theme kicks up)
ANNOUNCER: Making his way to the ring from Miami, Florida, weighing 275 pounds, THE ROCK!
MARK: Rock now making his way to the ring ready to once again, step into the ring and prove that he is indeed, the great one.
RHINO: The deal is, people still don’t know how they want to react to this guy. Some cheer. Some say he sucks. I say that he looks ready no matter what they do.
MARK: Rock’s got a steel chair and why not? It’s one of the most reliable weapons in wrestling today.
RHINO: I guess it’s his personal chair. It isn’t like there’s a lack of chairs already in the chamber.
MARK: There are six set with a table like the guys are coming to eat or something. That Purg is a little too weird sometimes. Rock enters the dome and now, he takes his place inside the last chamber.
RHINO: Wait a minute. A little?
(Rollin’ by Limp Bizkit plays throughout the arena)
ANNOUNCER: Making his way to the ring from Houston, Texas, weighing 320 pounds, THE UNDERTAKER!
MARK: You can hate him all you want but make no mistake about it, this man is a workhorse. He’s the man you can rely on to give you a fight in anything you face him in.
RHINO: No doubt. Taker is a man who has what it takes to become EWA Undisputed Champion here. Big reaction for Big Evil.
MARK: Everyone has gotten a big reaction. I don’t see Taker with a weapon.
RHINO: Maybe he’s gonna use the bike.
MARK: Taker enters the chamber with no weapon at all as he stands ready for Shawn Michaels.
RHINO: I guess he’s gonna use what is in that ring. Makes sense.
(“Boy Toy” by Shawn Michaels plays in the arena)
ANNOUNCER: Making his way to the ring from San Antonio, Texas, weighing 227 pounds, “THE HEARTBREAK KID” SHAWN MICHAELS!
MARK: Shawn coming with the charisma he’s known for but underneath all that charisma is a man set to go.
RHINO: A man who’s been in more than one of several “holy shit” moments as well as one of several “you fucked up” moments. He’s not playing around either. He’s coming with a baseball bat.
MARK: Shawn taking one last look at the ominous Extreme Chamber as he steps into the chamber and the door closes.
RHINO: Why’d he put the bat down?
MARK: Shawn Michaels and Undertaker set to start this off. HBK. Undertaker. Big ass cage. First time ever and yet, not the first time ever. Look familiar?
RHINO: These two veterans know EXACTLY what to do and they both know how to survive. There’s the bell. Here we go into history. Shawn ducking an attempted collar elbow tie-up. Quick jab.
MARK: Yeah, he’s old but he hasn’t lost a step and can still step with the young bucks in there.
RHINO: But Undertaker is an old buck.
MARK: Once again, HBK with a quick duck and an even quicker jab.
RHINO: He’s only got so many times to do that. He’s not in there with a guy who’s gonna take that all day, he’s in there with a guy who’s gonna take his head off if he keeps it up.
MARK: I guess it’s third time the charm. Once again, HBK showing off his tremendous speed against the larger Undertaker with the quick duck and jab.
RHINO: Shawn is playing right into Taker’s hands.
MARK: A minute has passed already.
RHINO: And you can hear the chamber powering up for that electric charge. That’s gotta be some creep out shit.
MARK: HBK going for it again and man! Undertaker just took his head off with that block and right hand!
RHINO: Shawn kept playin’ and ended up gettin’ a soup bone for his troubles.
MARK: Undertaker sends him into the corner and it’s time to work. Undertaker. Lefts and rights everywhere. Bustin’ up HBK in the corner.
RHINO: 30 seconds.
MARK: Undertaker with a reverse headlock. This is a smart move by Taker. Keepin’ it basic and usin’ his size and power early to keep HBK down.
RHINO: HBK’s not done. It’s gonna take more than that to keep him down. It’s also time to see how the guys handle this jolt and fire because we got 10. We got 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1! Look out!
MARK: A gigantic jolt of electricity shoots and lights this chamber up like a giant Christmas Tree!
RHINO: Look at the fireworks shoot into that ring!
MARK: The smoke’s cleared. The spotlight is gonna land on somebody here. It’s The Rock! He picks up the steel chair he brought to the ring and hits the Undertaker and HBK!
RHINO: And since Rock was inside the chamber, he was safe from the electricity and fireworks.
MARK: Unlike HBK and Taker who both had to take a small time out to get fires out that started on them. That’s right. HBK and Taker actually caught fire there for a minute.
RHINO: Didn’t we see enough burning flesh in Touch Of Hell?
MARK: The Rock taking apart HBK and Taker with the chair. Man. The biggest mistake HBK made was putting his baseball bat down.
RHINO: What about Taker? He didn’t come with an equalizer at all!
MARK: The Rock now placing the chair down. What’s he gonna do?
RHINO: I smell elbow.
MARK: Taker off the ropes. Spinebuster into the chair.
RHINO: Here it comes.
MARK: This ain’t yo sports entertainment move. It’s the most electrifying move in extreme wrestling today….The People’s….DAMN!
RHINO: HBK just came out of nowhere with Sweet Chin Music!
MARK: Shawn’s hurt. He almost immediately collapsed after that move and now the countdown is on. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1!
RHINO: Cover your eyes!
MARK: Again, a surge of electricity fires up the chamber and a rain of fireworks come down into the chamber.
RHINO: And as hurt as the three men are in the ring, they have no choice but to put out the small fires ignited on their bodies. What kind of fireworks are in those pipes, anyway?
MARK: The spotlight is bound to stop on someone here. It’s JOHN CENA! He immediately takes it to all three men with some cheap shots.
RHINO: This chamber already taking its toll on the athletes involved and they haven’t even been outside the cage yet.
MARK: Unfortunately for The Rock, that’s about the change because Cena is now dragging Rock to the metal floor of the chamber.
RHINO: Cena’s got nothing but bad intentions.
MARK: Cena going for the elimination of The People’s Champion. He has him up for the FU Remix. Reversal by Rock. Now Rock has him up. FU Remix by Rock on Cena onto the chamber floor!
RHINO: Cena’s version of the Death Valley Driver just got stuffed right back in his face!
MARK: The Undertaker and Shawn back up and just giving each other shot after shot.
RHINO: No fancy shit. Just 2 veterans punching each other until one falls.
MARK: The Rock’s not gonna sit back and watch. He’s getting back in the ring. The Undertaker just caught Shawn a little low.
RHINO: A little low? He just kicked him in the nuts!
MARK: The Rock immediately going to work on Taker! Right hand! Another! Here comes the smack down! Taker ducked! He hooks him. Big time CHOKESLAM!
RHINO: Rock didn’t pay attention to HBK. Those who play around with Undertaker get their playtime cut quick.
MARK: Taker talkin’ the trash.
RHINO: Don’t turn around, Taker!
MARK: The band is set. We could see some chin music here. Taker turns. Shawn hits….no! Taker catches his foot! Shawn’s in trouble! Shawn’s NOT in trouble! He pulls out and enziguri!
RHINO: Pulled it out quick.
MARK: HBK with a lightning quick enziguri as a weakened Cena gives him a cheap shot. Cena, working over HBK now. He attempts a pick up. Didn’t see Shawn pick up the baseball bat lying nearby as Shawn uses it to execute a modified Russian Leg Sweep.
RHINO: Shades of The Sandman & his cane.
MARK: The four men all pretty much down in the ring as we count down to the fifth man coming into this match. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1! Fireworks once again shooting in the ring and the electric charge once again goes up the cage!
RHINO: So far, no one has been shocked but everyone has been caught by the pyrotechnics above their head.
MARK: Once again, the spotlight is going to pick somebody. The only people left are Benoit and Ace. 2 guys who just happen to be members of the BTP. Benoit’s been picked and would you listen to the pop for The Crippler?
RHINO: You know that Ann Arbor is going to support a fellow Wolverine.
MARK: Benoit goes for Cena. He grabs the two Singapore canes he brought with him.
RHINO: He’s all Anakin Skywalker now!
MARK: Benoit really going to work on Cena who has gotten nothing but bad breaks in this match so far. Cena spills outside the ring. Benoit gives chase and catches an eye rake for his troubles.
RHINO: The great equalizer.
MARK: Cena has a small window of opportunity here to get back on track in this match. Short arm clothesline. Benoit counters with a switch behind. GERMAN SUPLEX ON THE CHAMBER FLOOR!
RHINO: Cena’s woes continues.
MARK: Cena has been off this entire match. Benoit entering the ring. He’s climbing the chamber from within. He’s on one of the chambers.
RHINO: Is he going for the headbutt? There he goes! Benoit flies off the chamber onto Cena lying on the chamber floor with the diving headbutt!
MARK: A spectacular but suicidal move! Benoit hit that chamber floor hard!
RHINO: They better move because they’re nearly out of time!
MARK: Back in the ring, Taker, Rock, and Shawn are all up in the ring but on rubbery legs. Taker punches Shawn. Shawn punches Rock. Rock punches Taker. Taker hooks Rock and Shawn. DOUBLE CHOKESLAM! Taker has the chance to make a dual elimination but he only has ten seconds to do it!
RHINO: Taker’s in no shape and can barely stand and he just lumps back onto the ropes.
MARK: 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1! The electric charge once again surging in this cage and fireworks rain down on our competitors!
RHINO: And this time, we got contact! Benoit and Cena both got caught by that power surge!
MARK: Benoit and Cena both writhing in pain as Big Daddy Ace comes into the chamber! Any time now, Ace.
RHINO: The chamber Ace is in isn’t opening! He’s stuck!
MARK: The last member of BTP stuck in the chamber. Everyone kinda got caught off guard by those fireworks. No one’s been burned for a while but that doesn’t mean they have.
RHINO: Right. We haven’t seen flesh or clothing burn but pyrotechnics burn. You don’t have to see it to feel it. I’m doing all I can to keep from busting out laughing. Ace looks like a damn mime in that chamber.
MARK: It’s a good thing that he isn’t claustrophobic but no one likes feeling trapped.
RHINO: No referee is idiotic enough to even try to help Ace. Ace is gonna have to try and break out of the chamber alone.
MARK: It’s going to be a little bit more difficult than the first ever Elimination Chamber because those chambers had thick Plexiglas as a way to get out. Ain’t no Plexiglas here. It’s just glass. You break out and you get cut up.
ANNOUNCEMENT: Ladies and gentlemen, the electrocution will now be generated through the chambers as well.
RHINO: The chambers are no longer safe. Now it’s either get out or be cooked in the chamber for Big Daddy Ace.
MARK: Taker is still leaning on the ropes. Rock staggers up. Taker tries for a boot. Duck under. ROCK BOTTOM. The Rock hits Rock Bottom from out of nowhere!
RHINO: Everyone has used one of the oldest reversals of all time in the duck aside or the duck under to just make a simple adjustment and as a result, we have seen some spectacular speed moves pulled from out of the blue here. Goes to show that no matter how evolved moves get, there’s nothing more embarrassing that someone ducking your move to land a counter.
MARK: Rock with the Rock Bottom on Taker and now he has Shawn’s baseball bat. Where’s he headed?
RHINO: Looks like he’s gonna try and get Ace out of that chamber. I would really hate to be Ace right now. He’s got the bat and now, he goes to work on the glass chamber.
MARK: Rock using the bat to crack the glass of that chamber Ace is trapped in. It’s actually giving way a little. Meanwhile, Shawn is taking Benoit who is still hurt and from out of the mysterious depths of the chamber….the table cometh!
RHINO: Man, what the hell? HBK sets a table up that was in the ring all along in the center of the ring. SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Again, HBK with that super kick right into Benoit and now sets Benoit who’s in la-la land on the table. Shawn’s gettin’ wood off of Benoit. Didn’t want that picture in my head.
MARK: Shawn looking to get the Wolverine eliminated and is getting all kinds of heat doing it. The fans are pulling for Benoit more than usual and we’re not even in Canada. Shawn climbing the chamber. Cena is down but crawling into the ring. Rock has almost got the chamber open that Ace is in. Shawn is climbing the inner dome of the chamber and is now on top of one of the chambers.
RHINO: Shawn looking to end this for Benoit.
MARK: Shawn takes flight and NAILS the Diving Elbow off the chamber onto Benoit!
RHINO: We saw Sandman and now we have a Randy “Macho Man” Savage sighting! OOOOHHH YEAH!
MARK: And I better hear nothing about how Benoit took one of the coolest bumps you’ll ever see because this isn’t about bumps here. I don’t want to hear how it looked very stiff or how it was a great spot that had Michaels coming off the chamber top in a diving elbow attempt and hitting money with that attempt. That bullshit don’t fly with me.
RHINO: Shawn hurt himself and can’t capitalize on the elbow drop. Rock has now got Ace out of that chamber and now, 2 members of BTP with one fresh make this match in that stable’s favor. Look at them shake hands. ACE CRUSHER! Big Daddy Ace just hit the Ace Crusher on Rock!
MARK: These guys are in it to win it. LOOK OUT! As soon as Rock and Ace got out, the electric charge and fireworks go off with Rock and Ace still on the chamber floor itself!
RHINO: Big Daddy Ace was fresh but that’s not the case anymore. He’s been taken out but that electric shock that just went up the dome! Taker, Cena, Benoit and HBK were all inside the ring but Rock and Ace caught all that shock.
MARK: And as a result, both men are lying down and just about out on the chamber floor. the only men that are up are John Cena and Undertaker. Both men are hurt from the fireworks shower. Undertaker calling for the kill here. Kick to Cena’s gut. He has him hooked. No. He tosses him outside. Right hand. Another right. Undertaker leading Cena. They’re heading towards the barbed wire pit. This could be trouble. Taker hooks him now. Last Ride into the barbed wire pit? No! Cena cold clocks Taker in the face with that chain he had coming to the ring earlier and tosses the Undertaker into the barbed wire pit!
RHINO: One of the few sections of the chamber floor that is open. Cena with a life or death reversal! Dead men don’t scream in pain but Taker is hitting high notes like no tomorrow. Cena collapses from exhaustion as we got Shawn still lying in the ring hurt, Benoit lying in the remains of what used to be a table and both Rock and Ace on the outside and would you look where they are? A little too close to that trap door leading to the razor wire pit.
MARK: And we all can smell it because The Rock just nipped up and is just waiting for Ace to get up. He’s got the spot picked out. The Rock is poised to hit money here. Ace is right over the pit. I bet you that Rock is gonna drive him right through that trap door into the razor wiring below even with the door locked.
RHINO: No bet here.
MARK: Rock is waiting. Ace is getting up. He hooks him. ROCK BOTTOM! Rock Bottom right through the chamber floor into the razor wiring below!
RHINO: Just like that, Ace gets that much familiar with the Extreme Elimination Chamber and why it is extreme! Listen to Ace scream in pain!
MARK: The Rock now making his way into the ring. Cena making his way in the ring. HBK and Benoit have finally started to move.
RHINO: You think Taker and Ace ain’t givin’ their all? Taker and Ace are dragging themselves from out of the barb wire and razor wire pits!
MARK: You can forget about the title right now. All of these men have no idea of where they are or what they are doing. Each man’s survival instinct has hit full gear here and that’s all that’s there. Survival. No thinking about the next move to hit. No wanting the title. All they are doing is surviving.
RHINO: It’s a good thing that both Taker and Ace didn’t get tangled in the wiring because they now have a chance to show why they are Extreme Wrestling Alliance athletes. All the men are in the ring and the crowd here has yet to stop showing appreciation.
MARK: All the guys are just about dead on their feet but are all dragging themselves up just on that instinct to survive. Rhino, I have nothing to say. How am I going to call what just happened?
RHINO: All 6 men got up, rushed each other, and hit each other with kicks. Shawn and Ace went for super kicks, Cena, Benoit, and Rock went for savate kicks and Taker went for a big boot. All 6 men connected at the same time and as a result, all connected at the same time. The first 6-way kick in wrestling history. That is hard to call. All you can do is agree with the crowd and say “Holy Shit!” Look out!
MARK: Once again, fireworks and electricity surge throughout this hell that is the Elimination Chamber. All men are in the ring so they didn’t get caught by the electricity but I can’t say the same about the fireworks as these men have been getting burned by those as soon as they left the chamber or in the case of Shawn and Undertaker, since this match began. All the guys are down and now Cena grabs Ace’s nail chair and oh man! He just connected full on Undertaker!
RHINO: Right on his head!
MARK: Cena now, going from one man to the next, giving each man a vicious shot with that chair. Michaels. Benoit. Ace. Rock. Every single one of them nailed with the chair.
RHINO: Nailed with the chair? Just couldn’t help yourself, could you? Huh? Where’s Cena going? And since when did a referee get into the ring? I didn’t see him come into the ring.
MARK: Why is the ref wearing a mask? Cena is heading towards our side of the chamber. What he say? A microphone? Why the hell does he want a microphone? Don’t give him one, Rhino! RHINO! Well, looks like Rhino is just gonna help Cena make this huge mistake here.
JOHN CENA: Yo, yo, yo. I’m about to bust out some thugonomics in this piece so pay proper respect!
MARK: Rhino, you mind telling me why you just catered to Cena right there?
RHINO: If he wants to make a huge fuck up, just let him.
JOHN CENA: Yo check it. Ya’ll thought I was perfomin’ like a chump? Fuck ya’ll! On that, I take a dump! Look at all these guys layin’ down. They thought they could run things….not while I’m the baddest man in town. Shawn Michaels? It looks like your show just got put to a halt. Don’t blame anyone else here….’cause it’s all my fault! Undertaker? I used to hold you in high regard. You ain’t much of anything now….because I just took your yard! Big Daddy Ace? All you do is talk about how you want this and that and it makes me sick. You ain’t nothin’, punk! Suck my dick! Rock? You like to run your mouth and act like a big star? I just ran you over, Rock. I guess you wasn’t up to par. Last but not least, Benoit. Oh all the sudden ya’ll like him now ’cause he’s a wolverine? This punk has never been great. His wrestling goes straight down the latrine! All ya right now recognize THE REAL EWA UNDISPUTED CHAMP! I got all the fellas jealous, and all the ladies damp. I’m the genuine article and I cut like a knife. That’s real on thuganomics…..WORD LIFE!
MARK: And that’s fireworks rainin’ down on that ass.
RHINO: Yeah. You could rap about how you forgot two minutes past.
MARK: Forget that, Cena’s blinded! He doesn’t see Taker!
RHINO: All he can feel is his carcass go up and WHAM! Taker hits the Tombstone!
MARK: The first cover in this match! 1! 2! 3! John Cena has been eliminated!
ANNOUNCER: John Cena has been eliminated!
RHINO: Didn’t you just say that?
MARK: Undertaker hitting all of the Tombstone and look at this! All 3 members of BTP have finally started to work as a unit! Benoit is attacking HBK and Ace and Rock are jumping Taker!
RHINO: They waited to pick their spot and guess what? They picked it.
MARK: Ace just nails Taker with a superkick!
RHINO: Benoit has Taker in the corner and is nailing him with chops!
MARK: WWWOOOO!
RHINO: WWWOOOO!
MARK & RHINO: WWWOOOO!
MARK: Rock just nailed Taker with a DDT right into that chair he brought into the ring!
RHINO: CROSSFACE! Shawn is locked in the crossface!
MARK: HBK in serious trouble here. What are Rock and Ace doing? Both men have placed Taker onto a table. Both men are climbing the inner dome wall. I think the cage has been turned off temporarily as the medical crew remove Cena from the innards of the chamber.
RHINO: Innards of the chamber? There you go again. Just say they’re gettin’ him the fuck out.
MARK: Ace and Rock going up the inner chamber and making their way up to the chamber. Taker is out. He’s got that nail chair on top of him. Benoit has a deep crossface locked on Shawn and HBK is giving all he got to hang on! Ace and Rock have reached the top of that chamber as Cena is now removed from the inside of the dome. I assume that the chamber has been started again because I can hear it powering up. Ace and Rock better hurry. Ace and Rock set to….ACE CRUSHER ON TOP OF THE CHAMBER! Once again, Ace has turned on the People’s Champion as The Rock helplessly tumbles to the chamber floor!
RHINO: That was ego there. Ace wants to do this alone.
MARK: What did Ace just toss onto the table? THE TABLES ON FIRE! UNDERTAKER IS LYING DOWN ON A FLAMING TABLE AND NOW ACE HITS A BEAUTIFUL SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO TAKER, THE CHAIR AND THE FLAMING TABLE!
RHINO: He can’t capitalize! Here comes the rain!
MARK: The rain of fireworks have been both distracting and painful. We have to wait a minute here. Rock is down and hurt from being electrocuted. Benoit broke the crossface because of the pain of those fireworks. Michaels comes out of the corner with a flying forearm that floors Benoit!
RHINO: Try saying that three times fast! HBK making a bullet for the side of the chamber where Rock and Ace just took it to the Undertaker. Michaels now, climbing the inner dome like Rock and Ace did.
MARK: And for the hell he just got put through, he’s moving fast. HBK now on the top of the chamber. He flies off and connects with a splash to Rock! 1! 2! 3! Rock’s gone!
ANNOUNCER: The Rock has been eliminated!
RHINO: Thanks to his own stable partner giving him the Ace Crusher on top of the chamber. Speaking of chamber tops, we’ve got another sighting with HBK coming off the chamber with that Superfly Snuka-type splash.
MARK: We’re down to Ace, Benoit, Undertaker and HBK but that may change! Ace has manage to cover The Undertaker! 1! 2! 3! The guy who started this with HBK is gone from this!
RHINO: Then, there were three.
MARK: Three men left. Chris Benoit. Big Daddy Ace. Shawn Michaels. Who wants it more? Who wants to gut it out just a little more to just survive? My money’s on Shawn. He’s been in the chamber before and he’s a well established veteran.
RHINO: I got to go with Benoit here. He’s been waiting for something like this his entire career and I don’t think he’ll blow it. Who knows? It could be the sleeper that is Big Daddy Ace. He’s shown that he’s willing to risk it all to get what he wants.
MARK: Michaels crawling back toward the ring. Benoit and Ace struggling back to their feet. Benoit now, viciously chopping away at Ace.
RHINO: So much for teamwork.
MARK: Benoit hooks Ace from behind. GERMAN SUPLEX THROUGH THE GLASS OF THE CHAMBER! Man!
RHINO: BTP made sure to tell each other that they would show each other no mercy in this match and I’ll be damned if they haven’t.
MARK: Benoit now getting back in the ring and I don’t understand. The referee has got caught by the fireworks just like everyone else and doesn’t seem to be hurt at all. He covered up just when the fireworks hit. I’m assuming the ref came in earlier but who knows? I wasn’t paying attention.
RHINO: Neither was I.
MARK: Benoit now chopping away at HBK.
RHINO: WWWOOOO!
MARK: Benoit going for an Irish Whip to the other side of the ring. HBK reverses. Benoit reverses. HBK reverses again. Benoit reverses again. HBK sends Benoit into the corner hard and….what happened?
RHINO: I think that the back of Benoit’s head hit Shawn’s forehead. Can I get an Extreme Replay here?
(Extreme Replay shows what just transpired. The move also shows on Extreme Theater.)
MARK: Yeah. It looks like that’s what happened.
RHINO: Heads collide and both men went down quick. Look out!
MARK: Once again, fireworks and electric light the inside of the Extreme Elimination Chamber. I think I see movement in that ring. Big Daddy Ace is up!
RHINO: His back is covered in glass bits and bleeding badly but Ace just walked through electricity and fireworks to get in the ring!
MARK: Both Shawn and Benoit are down and Ace is just waiting for them. Benoit is the first of his feet. Ace is poised. ACE CRUSHER! Ace caught the Ace Crusher on Benoit! He goes for the cover! 1! 2! 3! Ace has just eliminated his fellow BTP member Benoit and we are down to two!
ANNOUNCER: Chris Benoit has been eliminated!
RHINO: Would you listen to the heat Ace is getting after eliminating Benoit?
MARK: Those who beat Wolverines get booed right out of Michigan.
RHINO: Ace is feeling it.
MARK: He’s feeling the EWA Undisputed Championship in his hands. He’s one move away from winning it all. One Ace Crusher away from becoming the new EWA Undisputed Champion. He’s got all the time in the world to wait as Shawn slowly makes his way to his feet. Here comes the Ace Crusher! Michaels reverses! La Mahistrol Cradle! 1! 2! 3! He got him! It’s over!
ANNOUNCER: The winner….AND NEW EWA UNDISPUTED CHAMPION….”THE HEARTBREAK KID” SHAWN MICHAELS!
RHINO: He had Shawn measured, and he had Shawn right where he wanted him but HBK had something Ace didn’t and that was the will to survive and previous time in the chamber. Tonight, HBK showed why he’s a veteran and pulled a move straight out of Jose Lothario’s school back in the day.
MARK: The referee just took off his mask. IT’S AL SNOW! I had heard a rumor that the former EWA Undisputed Champion was going to present the title to the winner here and he’s doing exactly that! Out of all six men in that ring, Shawn can now say that he was the one who stepped up and earned the right to be called UNDISPUTED! I’m sorry to end this like I am but I am beat. My mouth feels like it weights more than five Big Shows.
RHINO: Yeah. I don’t ever want to call something like this for a while.
MARK: I’m Mark, that’s Rhino. So….
(The sound of glass shattering plays throughout the arena and the familiar theme of Steve Austin plays over the sound system.)
RHINO: We got company! Looks like this night just won’t end!
MARK: “Stone Cold” Steve Austin is power-walking beer and all to the EWA ring. Does this mean Austin has returned to our company? Austin wasting no time in coming into the chamber. STUNNER! Austin just stunned the holy hell out of Big Daddy Ace!
RHINO: If you need to know why he did it, you need to get to learning quick. Stone Cold giving Shawn and Al a bird as he leaves Ace in a crumbled heap in the ring. I’m thirsty. I’m gonna get a gallon of soda from the concession stand.
MARK: Thank you for watching UNDISPUTED tonight. Goodnight, everybody.