Warpath 2003

Mark:Welcome everyone to New York City and Welcome to eWa WARPATH… I am as always Mark… Alongside Rhino and what a night of action do we have for you all here tonight…

Rhino:Woah… We do have one great night of eWa Action…

Mark:Our main event is a Triple Threat Match… For the Undisputed Championship of the World… As Al Snow defends against Kurt Angle and DEMON CHILD…

Rhino:Demon Child getting a Title Shot… What a shocker…

Mark:Also special referee is going to be none other that CHRIS JERICHO…

Rhino:DDP did book this card we have to remember… And he put his finger prints on the Main Event here tonight…

Mark:Speaking of DDP… He will be facing the Commissioner of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… SHANE MCMAHON…

Rhino:The Commish laces up the boots and will fight in a New York City Street Fight against DDP… Cant wait for that or any match for that matter…

Mark:We also have Triple H defending the FTW Title against Halo in a Boiler Room Brawl… Plus Shawn Michaels battles Lone Jobber… For Jobbers eWa Ultimate Xtreme Championship…

Rhino:Im ready Mark…

Mark:So am I… Lets get to the ring for our opening match…

New York City Street Fight
Shane McMahon vs Diamond Dallas Page

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening match is set for one fall and is a NEW YORK CITY STREET FIGHT… Introducing first… He is the current commissioner of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… SHANE McMAHON…

(“No Chance” plays as Shane McMahon makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Jersey Shore… Weighing in at pounds… DDP… DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE…

(“Bang” plays as DDP enters the arena…)

Mark:Theres the bell and Warpath has now officially started… Shane McMahon and DDP right in each others face…

Rhino:There is some trash talking between these two…

Mark:Shane throws the first right hand and it caught DDP off guard… A couple more by Shane O Mac… As it has DDP rocking… DDP blocks the right hand now and comes back with one of his own… DDP with a whip in to the ropes and he clotheslines Shane McMahon…

Rhino:This is the first time DDP has been in an eWa in a long time…

Mark:DDP now scoops up Shane McMahon and slams him down to the canvas…

Rhino:DDP is already gone to the outside… And he throws in a Trash Can… Make that two Trash Cans…

Mark:DDP with a couple of more right hands to Shane McMahon and DDP takes him down with a spinning clothesline… DDP with a cover 1……………2……….. And Shane McMahon is able to kick out…

Rhino:Right now the more experienced DDP is in control over our Commissioner…

Mark:DDP now has the trash can and cracks it across the back of Shane McMahon… DDP now has the trash can down in the ring as he scoops up Shane McMahon and he slams him right on to the Trash Can…

Rhino:Thats gotta hurt…

Mark:DDP now setting up the trash can in the corner… As he picks up Shane McMahon and sends him in to the corner… Shane McMahon with a reversal and he whips DDP back first in to the trash can…

Rhino:Dropkick by Shane McMahon and it caught DDP good as he came out of the corner…

Mark:Shane McMahon… Jukin and Jivin with right hands right now… And he takes DDP down with a big right hand…

Rhino:Shane is on the outside now and he has a kendo stick…

Mark:Shots to the back of DDP by Shane with that Kendo Stick… Cover by Shane 1………….2…………… Kickout by DDP… As Shane with another big shot right to the back of DDP with the Kendo Stick…

Rhino:Brutal Shot right to the head with that Kendo stick Mark by Shane…

Mark:Shane now climbing the top rope…

Rhino:It could be time for a Big Elbow Drop by Shane McMahon…

Mark:DDP catches him on the top rope…

Rhino:DDP is up there with Shane McMahon…

Mark:Shane fights him off and pushes him off and he crashes in to the trash can… Shane now with a BIG Elbow Drop right on to DDP… Heres a cover 1…………..2…………..3……. Its over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… SHANE MCMAHON…

Rhino:The Commish is able to pull out a victory here tonight at Warpath… Gotta give him credit… He was able to hang in there was DDP…

Mark:Yes he was… It was a back and forth fight and Shane came out on top… Its time for a Bag O Weed Tag Team Ladder Match… Lets get to the ring…

Bag O’ Weed Tag Team Ladder Match
Justin Credible & Rob Van Dam vs Chris Benoit & Kid Money

Pa Announcer:This next match is a BAG O’ WEED Tag Team Ladder Match… Introducing first… Weighing in tonight at a combined weight of 445 Pounds… The Team of ROB VAN DAM and JUSTIN CREDIBLE…

(“Walk/Snap Your Neck” remix plays as RVD and JC walk to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 474 Pounds… The Team of CHRIS BENOIT and KID MONEY…

(“Move Bitch” hits as they enter the ring…)

MarK:All four men arent wasting anytime and they are going right after one another… RVD with a spinkick right to Chris Benoit…

Rhino:Kid Money just sent Justin Credible in to the farside corner…

Mark:Running Clothesline by Kid Money followed by a Bulldog takedown on to Justin Credible…

Rhino:This match is off to a fast pace…

MarK:RVD taking it to Benoit in the corner as he drills his shoulders right in to the gut of Benoit… RVD flips back but Kid Money pulls him by his hair and slams him hard down on to the canvas…

Rhino:Man Van Dam didnt see that one coming…

Mark:Benoit and Kid Money double team RVD and they nail him with a double snap suplex…

Rhino:Benoit has rolled to the outside and is going after one of the ladders…

Mark:Kid Money DDT’s Justin Credible… As he now goes back to working on RVD as he brings the boots right to him…

Rhino:Benoit has the ladder in the ring now and he sets it up in the corner…

Mark:Benoit and Kid Money whip RVD right in to the ladder… RVD puts off the breaks and flips off the ladder right on to Kid Money and Chris Benoit…

Rhino:He was able to counter with a cross body and it caught Benoit and Kid Money good…

Mark:Justin Credible now is back up and RVD and Justin now are working on Kid Money…

Rhino:Justin Credible lays out the ladder and now slams Kid Money on it…

Mark:ROLLING THUNDER by RVD to Kid Money on the ladder… As RVD and Justin Credible begin to get on a roll here in this match up…

Rhino:Benoit goes behind RVD and he nails him with a German Suplex…

Mark:Superkick by Justin Credible to Benoit as he got back up on his feet…

Rhino:Justin Credible is now setting up the ladder… And he begins to climb up for the Bag O Weed…

Mark:Kid Money pushes the Ladder over and Justin Credible crashes down hard on the outside…

Rhino:He is out cold at the moment…

Mark:It leaves two on one now… As RVD has to fight off Kid Money and Chris Benoit… Kid Money whips RVD in to the ropes… Double Flap Jack by Benoit and Kid Money…

Rhino:Benoit and Kid Money now have laid out RVD in the middle of the ring…

Mark:Both men have climbed to the top rope… MILLION DOLLAR DROP by Kid Money… SWAN DIVE HEADBUTT by Chris Benoit…

Rhino:They have taken out RVD with big time high flying moves…

Mark:Kid Money sets up the ladder and now Benoit and Kid Money both climbing to get the Bag O Weed… And they got it… This match is over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winners CHRIS BENOIT and KID MONEY…

Rhino:These two got their weed… And that the Win as well here tonight…

Mark:RVD and Justin Credible need some help… They arent looking so good at the moment… As we now have to head back to the ring…

eWa Ultimate Xtreme Championship Match
Reverend Lone Jobber(c) vs Shawn Michaels

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the eWa Ultimate Xtreme Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid… SHAWN MICHAELS…

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels walks out to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From the Slaughter House… Weighing in at 232 Pounds… The eWa Ultimate Xtreme Champion… REVEREND LONE JOBBER…

(“Personal Jesus” plays as he walks out towards the ring…)

Mark:Theres the bell…As these two men lock horns in the center of the ring… Both men battling for position… As Jobber is able to get the upper hand here early as he is able to push Shawn back in to the ropes…

Rhino:Shawn came right back with a quick kick to the gut of Jobber…

Mark:Shawn now with right hands backing Jobber up in to the ropes… Michaels goes for a big right hand but it is ducked and Jobber sends Michaels over the top rope and to the floor…

Rhino:Jobber looks down and is now planning something…

Mark:Suicide Plancha by Jobber and he lands right on top of Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Jobber is really going to give it his all here tonight…

Mark:As he always does… But right now Jobber rolls Michaels back in to the ring and now picks up Michaels and slams him hard down to the canvas… Leg Drop by Jobber and a cover 1……………….2………….. Kickout by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Jobber is putting Michaels in a situation he doesnt want to be in… And thats defensive…

Mark:Jobber now grabs Michaels by the Hair and now hooks him and connects with a Snap Suplex… He grabs Michaels again and nails him this time with a vertical suplex… As Jobber goes for another cover 1……………..2…………. Kickout again by Michaels…

Rhino:My advice is to just stay on him…

Mark:Lone Jobber now with Michaels as he sets him up on the top rope…

Rhino:Could be time for a Frankensteiner or a Superplex…

Mark:He goes for the Frankensteiner… MICHAELS COUNTERS WITH A POWERBOMB…

Rhino:How in the… What in the… How did he do that…

Mark:Both men are down on the canvas as Michaels crawls over on top of Jobber 1……………….2……………….. Kickout by Jobber…

Rhino:Man where did Michaels pull that Powerbomb out from… I thought he was done for…

Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is back up on his feet…

Rhino:So is Jobber…

Mark:Jobber goes for a right hand… But is a little too late… As Michaels got his in first… Michaels with a couple of more as he now sends him in to the ropes… Flying Forearm by Michaels… Michaels nips up…

Rhino:He has an adrenaline rush now…

Mark:Right hands by Michaels… As he takes down Jobber with one… Jobber back up and gets slammed down to the canvas…

Rhino:Michaels is heading to the top rope for his Elbow drop…

Mark:Michaels goes for the Elbow drop… HE MISSED… Jobber rolled out of the way…

Rhino:Man I thought wrong again… Both men want to be Ultimate Xtreme Champion… But only one can…

Mark:Both men back up… Trading blows back and forth…Jobber with the advantage as he sends him in to the ropes… And nails him with a back body drop…

Rhino:Michaels slow to get up to his feet…

Mark:Jobber scoops him up… Time for the Gimmick… Michaels slides out… Pushes Jobber in to the ropes… SWEET CHIN MUSIC…Heres the cover 1…………………2………………….3………. Its over….

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW Ultimate Xtreme Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…

Rhino:HBK wins another piece of gold here in the eWa… Jobber gave it a good effort though…

Mark:Yes he did… We are now heading to the Boiler Room… For our Boiler Room Brawl…

FTW Title Boiler Room Brawl
Triple H(c) vs Halo

Mark:Well there is our camera crew… They have a good clear shot at the Boiler Room…

Rhino:But I dont see anyone…

Mark:Well theres Triple H… He looks ready as he enters the Boiler Room…

Rhino:Hes looking around for Halo…

Mark:Yeah but he is no where to be see right now…

Rhino:That doesnt mean he isnt in their…

Mark:You know you could be right…

Rhino:I see him… Hes sneaking up behind Triple H with a 2×4…

Mark:He nails him with that 2×4… From behind… As he now putting the boots right to the back of Triple H… Halo is on a mission right now as he knocks Triple H down with a right hand…

Rhino:Both men have a history… And this is just another chapter…

Mark:Triple H is back up and Halo goes for another shot with that 2×4…

Rhino:Triple H ducked it that time…

Mark:Why yes he did… He ducked it… And now Triple H with a right hand to Halo and it knocks him down…

Rhino:Triple H is looking around for somewhere to go… Trying to fight through all the smoke…

Mark:Triple H now whips him in to a big pile of Cardboard boxes…

Rhino:All the boxes come crashing down on to Triple H…

Mark:Triple H now mounts Halo and nails him with somemore right hands… As he is really giving him some nice hard shots…

Rhino:He is in control right now…

Mark:Halo trying to get back up on to his feet but Triple H cracks him over the head with a wooden crate…

Rhino:This is all Triple H at the moment… Halo needs to get back control over this fight…

Mark:The FTW Champion with more right hands to his challenger Halo… As he now rams him right in to the wall…

Rhino:Halo is busted open…

Mark:And The Game is loving every minute of that…

Rhino:I would believe so…

Mark:Triple H now has a glass window…

Rhino:And he is screaming something at Halo…

Mark:He just said… This is for SYN…

Rhino:SYN… Oh Yeah… The Parking Lot Plate Glass Window Match… Where Halo won the Undisputed Title…

Mark:And Triple H just smashed the Glass Window right over the head of Halo…

Rhino:Triple H is just getting revenge for that… Here tonight… But he is doing it the right way…

Mark:Triple H with a big smile on his face as he picks up Halo and Pedigrees him right on to the concrete…

Rhino:He has knocked Halo out cold…

Mark:He just said… Take that to Halo… As he is now walking out to Boiler Room door… STILL FTW CHAMPION…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL FTW Champion… TRIPLE H…

Rhino:The Game gets another win… As FTW Champion here in the eWa…

Mark:Well… We got Knock Out by Table Match… Lets get to the ring…

eWa Television Title Table Knock Out Match
Ultimate Warrior(c) vs Subway

Pa Announcer:This next match… Is a Table Knock Out Match… For the eWa TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP… The way to win is to knock your opponent out… By putting them through as many tables as it takes to knock them out… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 202 Pounds… SUBWAY…

(“Hits From the Bong” plays as he enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… The Current eWa Television Champion… The ULTIMATE WARRIOR…

(“Warrior” by Nas )

Mark:Alright these tag team partners are going to be tearing in to one another…Warrior and Subway stare down at one another…

Rhino:They are ready to go… They are competitors…

Mark:Both men exchange right hands right now… Warrior gets the early advantage… As he whips him in to the ropes now and picks him up in a press slam and press slams him right down to the canvas…

Rhino:Subway is right back up near the ropes…

Mark:And Warrior comes back with a flying shoulder block and it sends Subway over the top rope and he hits the floor…

Rhino:Warrior is staying in the ring as Subway tries to recover on the outside…

Mark:Subway grabs Warrior’s leg and pulls him under the bottom rope and brings him on the outside with him…

Rhino:Subway with some forearm shots right to Warrior…

Mark:Subway sends him hard in to the steel steps… As Subway now looking under the ring…

Rhino:Hes getting some wood…

Mark:He is sliding a table in to the ring and he also rolls Warrior in to the ring as well…

Rhino:What is he going to do with that Table… Wait a Second he slides in another table as well…

Mark:We have been told their are plenty of tables under that ring… So their will be no shortage…

Rhino:Subway is setting up the Table in the corner…

Mark:Subway with forearm shots and they are backing Warrior up in to the corner… Subway whips Warrior in to the other corner with the table… As Warrior now crashes right through that table…

Rhino:DAMN…

Mark:Warrior is hurting… As the referee is here checking on him…

Rhino:Subway is not waiting to know if he is knocked out as he is getting more tables out from under the ring and is setting them up on the outside…

Mark:He has two tables side by side… As Warrior though is getting back up slowly… As Subway gets back in the ring…

Rhino:Subway settling up the other table in the ring…

Mark:Subway now sends Warrior in to the ropes… Reversal by Warrior and Warrior press slams him right through the table…

Rhino:How the hell did he pull that one off…

Mark:I have no idea… But he did… As the ref is now checking on Subway to see if he can continue…

Rhino:The ref says this match is still going…

Mark:Warrior isnt wasting any time… As he now picks up Subway and scoop slams him down to the canvas… As he continues to plan out his attack…

Rhino:Warrior is now bringing his own table in to the ring…

Mark:But he is also stacking tables on the outside…

Rhino:He just added two tables to the tables that Subway set up on the outside…

Mark:Subway with a low blow right to the Ultimate Warrior…

Rhino:That is going to buy him some time…

Mark:Yes it will… As Subway is now back up to a vertical base as is Warrior…

Rhino:Both men staring at each other… And their they go with more right hands…

Mark:Both men with right hands back and forth… As Subway gets the advantage… He sends Warrior in to the ropes… TORNADO CLOTHESLINE by Subway…

Rhino:He took his head off with that…

Mark:Its one of Subways big time finishing moves… As he took his head off…

Rhino:Subway is on the outside… And he has a ladder and is bringing it back in to the ring…

Mark:Subway sets up the ladder in the ring near the ropes…

Rhino:Low blow by Warrior…

Mark:Warrior whips Subway in to the ropes… Powerslam by Warrior… And he lays him out…

Rhino:Warrior is looking up at the ladder now…

Mark:He is climbing up the ladder…

Rhino:Subway is starting get up… And he is climbing up the ladder…

Mark:Both men fighting on the ladder…

Rhino:They are battling back and forth…

Mark:SUBWAY JUST KNOCKED WARRIOR OFF THE LADDER…

Rhino:WARRIOR CRASHED RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE…

Mark:The ref is checking on Warrior…ITS OVER…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… AND NEW eWa Television Champion… SUBWAY…

Rhino:Subway wins… Wow… What a match that was…

Mark:Both men gave it their all… In that one… Its time for our Main Event…

eWa Undisputed Championship Triple Threat Match
Al Snow(c) vs Kurt Angle vs Demon Child
Special Referee:Chris Jericho

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is a Triple Threat Match… For the eWa Undisputed World Championship… Introducing first the Special Guest Referee… CHRIS JERICHO…

(“Break Down the Walls” hits as Chris Jericho walks down to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:Now introducing the participants…First the Challenger… From Pittsburgh, Pa… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Olympic Gold Medalist and One Half of the eWa Tag Team Champions… KURT ANGLE…

(“Medal” plays as Kurt Angle enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From London, England… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…

(“Watch Your Back” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Lima, Ohio… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… Representing the Job Squad… The Current and Defending eWa Undisputed World Champion… AL SNOW…

(“What Does Everybody Want” hits as Al Snow walks down to the ring…)

Mark:Chris Jericho calls for the bell for this match to begin…

Rhino:There is a question that has to be answered tonight…

Mark:Whats that?

Rhino:Will Chris Jericho call this match fair and down the middle…

Mark:That is a question that will need to be answered… As Al Snow… Demon Chilid and Kurt Angle look at one another…

Rhino:Neither Angle, Demon Child or Al Snow is looking to make the first move…

Mark:Someone has to at some time… Al Snow goes right for Kurt Angle…

Rhino:And Demon Child goes right after him as well…

Mark:Its a double team on Kurt Angle as they nail him with right hands as they back him up in to the rope…

Rhino:Chris Jericho steps right in to tell them to break it up as Kurt Angle is in the ropes…

Mark:Al Snow and Demon Child back off but go right back as they whip him in to the other side ropes… And they nail Kurt Angle with a double hip toss… And a Double Dropkick..

Rhino:Demon Child and Al Snow working together… Man this match is going to be very strange… And very one sided if it stays like this…

Mark:Al Snow and Demon Child clothesline Kurt Angle over the top rope and to the outside…

Rhino:Kurt is going to have to regroup on the outside…

Mark:Reverse DDT by Demon Child on Al Snow…

Rhino:So much for the Team Work…

Mark:Cover by Demon Child… Jericho counts 1………………………………….2….Kickout by Al Snow…

Rhino:That was barely a two count…

Mark:Demon Child with right hands and now with a kick to the gut of Al Snow and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker… Demon Child now picks him back up and hooks him with a Snap Suplex on the Undisputed Champion… Heres another and a count by Jericho 1……………………………………………….2.Kickout by Al Snow…

Rhino:Another slow count by Jericho and Demon Child is right up in the face of Jericho now…

Mark:Angle is back in the ring and he goes behind Demon Child and nails him with a release German Suplex…

Rhino:Demon Child got too concerned with Jericho and Kurt was able to recover and sneak up behind him…

Mark:Angle with boots to Demon Child… As he picks him back up… And hooks him for a German Suplex with a bridge… Heres the count by Jericho 1………2……. Al Snow broke it up…

Rhino:Now that was a fast count…

Mark:Yes it was… But what else do you expect… Al Snow and Kurt Angle trading right hands back and forth… Al Snow with a thumb to the eye and DDT’s Kurt Angle right down…

Rhino:Al Snow now goes to Demon Child and throws him over the top rope and to the floor…

Mark:Al Snow goes back to Kurt Angle and now picks him up and hooks him for what is going to be a Piledriver… Al Snow with a cover and the count by Jericho 1……………………………………2……………………………………….. Angle Kicks out…

Rhino:I think Al could have had it…

Mark:Al thinks so too… Jericho is slow counting everyone right now… Except for Kurt…

Rhino:Which was the game plan going in to the match anyhow probably…

Mark:Al Snow now picks up Kurt Angle and he has him set up on the top rope…

Rhino:Could be Superplex Time…

Mark:Demon Child is back in the ring and he grabs Al Snow off the top rope and Powerbombs him right off of it…

Rhino:Al Snow forgot about Demon Child…

Mark:Demon Child is now trying to Superplex Angle… Kurt pushes him off… As Kurt now climbs up… MOONSAULT by Kurt Angle…

Rhino:He landed right on top of both men…

Mark:Jericho with the count 1………2………. Kickout by Both Guys….

Rhino:They had to pull that out of somewhere… As that was gonna be over…

Mark:Kurt is waiting for either one to get up…

Rhino:There is DDP…

Mark:And he just slid a chair in to the ring for Kurt Angle…

Rhino:DDP is distracting Jericho…

Mark:Kurt swings and connects with the chair to Demon Child…

Rhino:Now he is waiting for Angle to get up…

Mark:Angle swings at Al Snow… Al Snow ducks and grabs the chair…

Rhino:Kurt is backing up …

Mark:Kurt ducks the chair shot but Al hit Jericho right in the back of the head with it…. As Jericho goes over the top rope and hits the floor…

Rhino:Kurt now goes for the Angle Slam…

Mark:Al Snow gets out of it… Al Snow connects and hits the Snow Plow on Kurt Angle right on the Steel Chair…

Rhino:Kurt is out too…

Mark:Al goes for the cover… But there is no ref and Demon Child pulls Al Snow off of Kurt Angle… Demon Child is hooking him up for the Demon Drop…

Rhino:Here comes another referee…

Mark:Al Snow gets out of the Demon Drop… Al with a quick kick… SNOW PLOW to Demon Child… Heres the cover and the ref counts 1…………….2……………3……… Its Over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Undisputed Champion… AL SNOW…

Rhino:Al Snow pulls out the victory…

Mark:Yes he did… With all the help from Jericho… And almost a Steel Chair… Kurt couldnt get the job done and the chair backfired on Kurt Angle…

Rhino:What the Hell… What happened to the lights…

Mark:I dont know but the whole arena is dark…

Rhino:Who turned out the lights…

Mark:OH MY GOD… JASON CAIN IS BACK… And he is standing over the Undisputed Champion…

Rhino:Jason Cain is back… Oh My God…

Mark:I think Jason Cain believes… He is KING OF THE MOUNTAIN…

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