Tuesday Night Carnage 08-05-03
Mark:Welcome everyone to eWa Tuesday Night Carnage live here in Miami… And what a show we have got for you all here tonight…
Rhino:Mark this show has shaped up to be one of the best shows we have had in a long time…
Mark:Yes it has… Many good matches… Which includes our Main Event… Which is a Best Two of Three Falls match up… In which we will see through out the night… Three Matches from Shawn Michaels and Kid Money… The First fall to open up our show will be a street fight… Then the second fall will be a Table Match… And finally the third fall if needed will be Hell in a Cell…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels and Kid Money look like they are going to tear the house down here tonight in Miami…
Mark:Also here tonight we will see Sid Vicious challenge Lone Jobber for the FTW Title in a Barbed Wire Match…
Rhino:That match should be one bloody battle…
Mark:Plus tonight Triple H goes against The Undertaker in a Smashing Caskets Match… Also another Television Title Tournament Match… As it will be Dragon vs Lex Luger…
Rhino:You cant forget about the falls count anywhere match between Halo and Chris Benoit…
Mark:No you can not… But right now we start off with the first fall for the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship Best Two of Three Falls Match…
eWa Undisputed World Championship Best Two of Three Falls Match
Fall 1:Street Fight
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Kid Money
Pa Announcer:Tonights opening match is the first fall of the Best Two of Three Falls Match for the eWa Undisputed World Championship… Introducing first the challenger… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 239 Pounds… Representing Money Inc…KID MONEY…
(“If I cant” plays as Kid Money walks out in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X…The Current and Defending eWa Undisputed World Champion… The Heartbreak Kid… SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:There is the bell and the first match up for Tuesday Night Carnage is underway…
Rhino:The champion and the challenger are face to face in the center of the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is trash talking with Kid Money…
Rhino:And Kid Money is right back with some trash talking as well…
Mark:Michaels goes for a right hand… Blocked by Kid Money who scores with a few right hands and is knocking Michaels back in to the ropes… Money sends Michaels in to the ropes… And Kid Money nails Shawn Michaels with a big dropkick…
Rhino:Kid Money nailed Shawn Michaels right in the face with that dropkick…
Mark:Michaels staggers back up to his feet and Kid Money nails him with a dropkick and sends him over the top rope and to the floor goes the Undisputed Champion…
Rhino:Kid Money is on fire here in the early going…
Mark:Shawn is trying to regroup on the outside…
Rhino:And here comes Kid Money right out after Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Big Right hand blocked by Kid Money and he nails Michaels with a big right hand of his own that knocked him off of his feet…
Rhino:Kid Money is now reaching under the ring for some weapons…
Mark:Shawn rolls back in the ring and Kid Money throws a trash can full of weapons in to the ring…
Rhino:Kid Money is ready to do some damage…
Mark:Kid Money sends Michaels in to the ropes… Reversal by Shawn Michaels and Michaels comes back with a flying back elbow to Kid Money to take him off of his feet…
Rhino:Shawn grabs a Singapore Cane from the trash can…
Mark:Michaels with the Cane and nails Kid Money right in to the midsection of Kid Money… And now right in the head…
Rhino:Those were some brutal shots…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is climbing the middle rope with the Singapore Cane…
Rhino:Kid Money staggers right back up…
Mark:Michaels drills Kid Money right in the head with the cane…
Rhino:That shot busted open Kid Money…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now putting the boots to Kid Money as he now slams him back down to the canvas as Michaels now is reaching in to the garbage can for something…
Rhino:He just dumps everything out of it and is going to use the trash can…
Mark:Drop Toe hold by Kid Money and Michaels falls right on to the trash can face first…
Rhino:This is Kid Money’s chance to regroup…
Mark:Kid Money has the trash can lid and nails Michaels right in the head…Michaels gets right back up…And Kid Money nails him right in the head again…
Rhino:This has been a back and forth battle…
Mark:The Bloody Kid Money sends Michaels for the ride in to the ropes… Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Kid Money sends Michaels in to the corner hard…
Mark:Michaels comes out of the corner and nails Michaels with another dropkick… As Kid Money now goes to the outside…
Rhino:Kid Money has a steel chair…
Mark:Kid Money has that evil look in his eye as he is waiting for Michaels to get up on to his feet…
Rhino:This doesnt look good for HBK…
Mark:Michaels is back up… Ducks the Chair Shot… SWEET CHIN MUSIC RIGHT IN TO THE CHAIR AND IT WENT RIGHT IN TO THE FACE OF KID MONEY…
Rhino:I think Kid Money is out…
Mark:Here is the cover 1………………………..2………………….3……….ITS OVER…
Pa Announcer:The winner of the fall SHAWN MICHAELS…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got the One Two Three… And he has won the first fall…
Mark:Shawn just needs to win one more fall to retain his Undisputed Championship… We are now heading to the ring for our next match…
Hardcore Match
Half Dollar vs Demon Child
Pa Announcer:This next match is a Hardcore Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Seattle, Wa…Weighing in at 255 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…
(Demon Child’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… Representing Money Inc… HALF DOLLAR…
(“Here comes the money” plays as Half Dollar enters the ring…)
Rhino:There are no DQ’s in these hardcore matches…
Mark:That is correct… Half Dollar brought a steel chair in the ring with him…
Rhino:He is ready to go to war…
Mark:Demon Child charges in at Half Dollar and spears him down to the canvas… Right hands by Demon Child to Half Dollar…
Rhino:Demon is showing an aggressive side…
Mark:Demon Child now sends Half Dollar in to the ropes… Reversal… And Half Dollar nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:What the hell is going on now…
Mark:Chris Benoit has hit the ring and is up in the face of Half Dollar…
Rhino:Benoit pulls the chair out of the hands of Half Dollar…
Mark:Why is Chris Benoit out here?
Rhino:Why did he come out here to help Demon Child?
Mark:Benoit pulls back and swings the chair right at Demon Child…
Rhino:What the hell…
Mark:The Leader of Team Canada has just helped Half Dollar…
Rhino:Has he joined Money Inc?
Mark:I think he has… As Half Dollar holds up Demon Child and he nails him in the head again does Benoit with the steel chair…
Rhino:Half Dollar is climbing the top rope…
Mark:MILLION DOLLAR MOONSAULT by Half Dollar on to the chair and Demon Child… Heres a cover 1…………………………..2……………………..3…………
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner HALF DOLLAR…
Rhino:I dont believe what I just saw…
Mark:Half Dollar and Chris Benoit are leaving together… As Demon Child is being help out of the ring by officials…
Rhino:Demon Child is hurt…
Mark:We have more action so lets get to the ring…
Chris Jericho vs Matt Hardy
Written by CUBANPETE520
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Cameron, Nc… MATT HARDY…
(“Live for the moment” plays as Matt Hardy enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Winnipeg,Manatoba, Canada… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… Y2J CHRIS JERICHO…
(“Break Down the Walls” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)
Mark: And with the ring of that bell, we’re off into action here and what a great contest it looks to be…
Rhino: Wow, after that staredown Jericho just exploded and is now chopping Matt’s chest Harder than a Hardy Boy!…
Mark: Oh God, don’t start…..Matt Hardy finally gets a hold of Jericho and throws him off the ropes where Matt just cuts him off with a ‘hard’ clothesline…Rhino No!…
Rhino: Don’t worry my jokes are done….Matt picks up Jericho with ease as Jericho gets a quick thumb to the eye…The crowd loves it too!! I’ll tell you why!!…It’s because he’s the King of Bling Bling!…
Mark: Yeah that’s what he proclaims…Jericho grabs the blinded Matt Hardy and DDT’s him hard into the mat…Jericho begins to taunt afterwards…
Rhino: After that Mark, you still don’t think he’s a real king of bling bling!?!
Mark: Either way he’s an egomaniac!!….Jericho still taunting towards the crowd by the ropes, Matt Hardy is on his feet….Matt sprints towards Jericho and clotheslines him right over the ropes taking them both out of the ring!!…
Rhino: Matt Hardy just lived for the moment I say….
Mark: Wrong Hardy Rhino…
Rhino: Umm…Yea! I know that…
Mark: Matt begins to pick up Jericho and tosses him right into the ring post…Jericho may be busted open there…
Rhino: He should be, but luckily he’s not….King of the World’s don’t have messed up faces…
Mark: Matt now rolls Jericho into the ring…Jericho alert though immediately grabs Matt and throws him into the ropes…Jericho then hops over Matt upon his return than proceeds to just simply kick Matt in the face as he runs back…
Rhino: Man I love Jericho! He’s the king of the world baby!!
Mark: He just may be…Jericho now working on chops once again to the chest of Matt Hardy followed by a bulldog…
Rhino: Ohh here it comes….
Mark: Jericho literally hops off the ropes into the lionsault!!…Pin onto Matt Hardy…The Ref counts…..1………..2………Matt gets a shoulder up and Jericho can’t believe it!…
Rhino: Wow that was a close one….Matt Hardy must now make the most of it….
Mark: Jericho still arguing with the ref…Jericho goes nuts and pushes the ref right off his feet!!….Matt Hardy then turns a surprised Jericho around and hooks him into the TWIST OF FATE!!…This could be it!!…
Rhino: But…YES!….Low Blow by Jericho and the ref couldn’t see it laying on the ground!!…..
Mark: Jericho’s ways might of got him out of this one….Jericho picks up the collapsed Hardy by the legs and turns him over….Here it is….Jericho has the Walls of Jericho applied right onto Matt Hardy in the middle of the ring…and all Matt can do is scream in pain….
Rhino: Matt was just outsmarted by Jericho…and now he’s paying for it….
Mark: The Ref finally up to his feet is asking Matt Hardy…..Matt is gaining towards the ropes….
Rhino: But Jericho makes his way back the middle of the ring dragging Matt Hardy behind him…
Mark: THAT’S IT!!…MATT IS TAPPING OUT!!! MATT HARDY IS TAPPING!!….
Pa Announcer: And the winner of this match via submission…. CHRIS….JERICHO!!!…….
Rhino: Wow what an impressive victory by Jericho in his eWa return…
Mark: I agree but we only have so much more to do here tonight, let’s get to the next match…
Drill Instructor vs Prodigy
Pa Announcer:This next match up is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Parris Island, SC… Weighing in at 280 Pounds… DRILL INSTRUCTOR…
(The Marine Corp Cadence blasts as The Drill Instructor enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dallas, Tx… Weighing in at 374 Pounds… PRODIGY…
(“Are you ready for this” plays as Prodigy enters the arena…)
Mark:There is the bell and this match up is underway…
Rhino:This is The Drill Instructor’s debut match up here in the eWa against an eWa veteran Prodigy…
Mark:Drill Instructor slaps Prodigy right in the face… Prodigy goes for a right hand… Ducked by Drill Instructor… And Drill Instructor nails Prodigy with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:He is hammering the big man good with those right hands…
Mark:Drill Instructor sends Prodigy for the ride in to the ropes… And Drill Instructor comes back off the otherside and takes down Prodigy with a bulldog…
Rhino:Drill Instructor is trying to teach Prodigy a lesson here in the early going…
Mark:The Drill Instructor whips Prodigy in to the ropes again… And nails Prodigy with a big time spine buster…
Rhino:That one shook the ring…
Mark:A quick cover by Drill Instructor 1……………………..2……………. Kickout by Prodigy… As Drill Instructor is putting the boots to Prodigy…
Rhino:Im liking the intensity showed by Drill Instructor…
Mark:Drill Instructor is climbing the top rope…
Rhino:This could be a big mistake…
Mark:Shooting Star Press misses from Drill Instructor…
Rhino:Told you it was a big mistake…
Mark:Prodigy was able to roll out of the way… And Prodigy now is going to take control of this match up as he scores with a Implant DDT… Here is the cover from Prodigy 1…………………………2………………. Kickout by The Drill Instructor…
Rhino:Drill Instructor made a big mistake going to the top rope as he was having success before that…
Mark:Prodigy now sends Drill Instructor in to the ropes… FlapJack by Prodigy… And he goes for another cover 1…………………………..2………….. Kickout by Drill Instructor…
Rhino:Prodigy sets Drill Instructor on the top rope…
Mark:It could be time for the Prodical Sun… Drill Instructor fights out of it… And now both men are fighting on the top rope… SUPERPLEX by Drill Instructor…
Rhino:Thats a good counter as he saved himself right there…
Mark:Cover by Drill Instructor 1……………………….2……………… Kickout by Prodigy…
Rhino:The Drill Instructor is calling for the core…
Mark:Prodigy blocks it…Right hands by Prodigy… PRODICAL SUN ChokeSlam to Drill Instructor…
Rhino:It could be over right here…
Mark:Heres the cover 1…………………..2……………………3……… Its over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner PRODIGY…
Rhino:Prodigy pulls out the victory… But Drill Instructor gave an impressive showing here tonight…
Mark:He sure did that… But right now its time for the final first round Television Title Tournament Match…
First Round Television Title Tournament Match
Dragon vs Lex Luger
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is a First Round Television Title Tournament Match… Introducing first… From Chicago, Il… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… LEX LUGER…
(“Made in the USA” plays as Lex Luger enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Denver, Co… Weighing in at 333 Pounds… DRAGON…
(“Are you ready for this” plays as Dragon walks in to the arena…)
Mark:Lex Luger is taunting Dragon here in the early…
Rhino:He is trying to sike out Dragon…
Mark:Right hands by Luger and Dragon takes them all… As Luger now sends him in to the ropes… Reversal by Dragon and he nails Luger with a big samoan drop…
Rhino:Luger is backing up in the corner…
Mark:Big Splash by Dragon in the corner to Lex Luger…
Rhino:Thats crushing the insides of The Total Package at the moment…
Mark:Dragon now sends him in to the ropes… Luger ducks the clothesline… And comes off with a flying forearm shot of his own…
Rhino:That shook Dragon but he is still standing…
Mark:Luger goes back off the ropes and nails Dragon with a clothesline…
Rhino:He is still on his feet…
Mark:Luger goes for a third clothesline… Ducked by Dragon who now spins him around in to a belly to belly suplex…
Rhino:He threw him across the ring with that Belly to Belly…
Mark:Luger is staggering back up to his feet…
Rhino:Dragon has that look in his eye…
Mark:Kick to the midsection… POWERBOMB by Dragon to Lex Luger…
Rhino:Dragon is waiting for him to get back up to his feet…
Mark:BOILING POINT to Luger from Dragon…
Rhino:Man that has got to hurt…
Mark:The Chokeslam in to a backbreaker is the Boiling Point and here is a cover 1………………………..2……………………………3……….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DRAGON…
Rhino:Dragon has advanced in to the Television Title Tournament…
Mark:Dragon will face Kid Money in the next round of the Television Title Tournament…
Rhino:Here comes Ric Flair in to the ring…
Mark:Flair has a microphone…
Flair:YOUR PATHETIC! How in the hell could you lose YOU SON OF A BITCH… (kicks him in the ribs) LUGER… GUESS WHAT… YOUR FIRED!!!
Rhino:He just fired Lex Luger…
Mark:Strong Statement from Ric Flair to Lex Luger… As officials help Luger to the back… We send it down to the PA Announcer for our next match up…
Triple Threat Bat Match
Scott Addision vs John Cena vs Subway
Pa Announcer:This next match is a Triple Threat Bat match and is set for one fall…
Mark:Something is happening in the back…
Rhino:What could be going on…
Mark:Subway just nailed Addision in the back with a Baseball Bat… Before this match even begins…
Rhino:Now Cena is there and he has a bat…
Mark:Subway and Cena are dulling bats now…
Rhino:They are sorta having a Sword Fight… But just with bats… I like it…
Mark:They are battling out towards the ringside area through the entrance way…
Rhino:They just knocked the bats out of each others hands…
Mark:And now the first fight has started at ringside… Cena gets the upper hand and rolls Subway in to the ring…
Rhino:Subway is firing back as Cena came in to the ring…
Mark:Subway sends Cena in to the ropes and Subway nails him with a big time Powerslam and now goes for the cover 1……………………2………… Kickout by JOhn Cena…
Rhino:Cena staggers back up to his feet…
Mark:Cena is in the corner and nails Subway in the midsection…
Rhino:Here comes Addision out of the back with a bat…
Mark:Cena scoops up Subway and slams him down to the canvas and is now putting the boots to Subway…
Rhino:Addision is up on the apron…
Mark:John Cena turns around… Bat right to the face of John Cena from Scott Addision…
Rhino:Addision with a vicious blow to John Cena…
Mark:Addision is now in the ring and he is waiting for Subway to get back to his feet…
Rhino:Addision has the bat ready to nail Subway…
Mark:Subway ducks the bat shot… SUB-LINE by Subway to Addision…
Rhino:Thats Subway’s verision of the Tornado Clothesline…
Mark:Heres the cover by Subway 1………………………2…………………….3……..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SUBWAY…
Rhino:Subway is back to his winning ways here in the eWa…
Mark:The former TV Champ survives the bat match and is back on a roll… As it is now time for a Falls Count Anywhere Match…
Falls Count Anywhere Match
Chris Benoit vs Halo
Pa Announcer:This match up is a Falls Count Anywhere Match…And is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 235 pounds… The Crippler… CHRIS BENOIT…
(“Whatever” plays as Chris Benoit enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… HALO…
(“Highway from Hell” plays as Halo enters the arena…)
Mark:Benoit locks up with Halo… Halo backs out of the collar and elbow tie up right away…
Rhino:Halo backs up and collects himself… And now goes in to Benoit…
Mark:Benoit nails Halo with a couple of chops as he came in for the collar and elbow… Benoit knocks him back in to the ropes with those chops…
Rhino:He is opening up real good on him with those chops…
Mark:Benoit sends Halo for the ride in to the ropes and nails Halo right in the gut with a big knee…
Rhino:That has to cut off some of his wind supply…
Mark:Benoit now hooks up Halo and nails him with a snap suplex… Benoit floats over in to a cover 1……………..2……. And Halo is able to kick out easily… As Benoit whips him back in to the ropes… And Benoit nails him with a hard clothesline…
Rhino:Benoit is just taking control over this match up…
Mark:Benoit sends Halo over the top rope with a clothesline…
Rhino:Looks like they are fighting here on the outside…
Mark:Benoit picks up Halo… Halo slides off his back and scoops up Benoit and Snake Eyes him on to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Halo is starting to get back in to this match…
Mark:Halo now whips Benoit hard in to the steel guard rail… DDT by Halo on to the mats at ringside… Heres a cover 1………………………………2…………..Kickout by Benoit…
Rhino:Halo is draging Benoit up the entrance way…
Mark:It looks like Halo is setting Benoit up for a piledriver on to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Benoit is blocking it… Or trying to…
Mark:Back Drop on to the steel… As Benoit now stomping away at Halo…
Rhino:Benoit hops off the edge of the stage and is now down in the pit…
Mark:Benoit is setting up a table…
Rhino:Halo from behind nails Benoit…
Mark:A fist fight between Benoit and Halo…
Rhino:Back and forth they are really going at it…
Mark:Benoit with a lowblow to Halo…
Rhino:He kicked him right in the nuts…
Mark:Benoit lays him out on to the table…
Rhino:Benoit is heading back up the stage… He isnt doing what I think he is doing…
Mark:I think he is…
Rhino:If he is… He is crazy Mark…
Mark:Benoit with a SWAN DIVE HEADBUT RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE AND HE CONNECTS ON TO HALO…
Rhino:What a move from Benoit…
Mark:Here is a cover 1……………………….2………………..3……….. ITS OVER…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… CHRIS BENOIT…
Rhino:Benoit pulled out the big win over Halo this week…
Mark:Benoit is back on the winning track… As we get set for Fall Number Two…
eWa Undisputed World Championship Best Two of Three Falls Match
Fall 2:Table Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Kid Money
Pa Announcer:This next match is the Second Fall in the Best Two of Three Falls Match for the eWa Undisputed World Championship… This Match is a TABLE MATCH…Introducing first the Challenger… Representing Money Inc… KID MONEY…
(“If I cant” plays as Kid Money enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Representing Degeneration X… The eWa Undisputed World Champion… SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go…The Second Fall has begun…
Rhino:Kid Money has to win this fall or Shawn Michaels will retain his Undisputed Championship…
Mark:Right hands from Kid Money who you can tell is worn down from the earlier match…
Rhino:Both men are… But Michaels looks a little fresher though…
Mark:He didnt take a Superkick to the face with a Steel Chair… Michaels now blocks and comes back with right hands of his own… As Michaels now kicks Kid Money in the midsection and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:Shawn is gonna probably try to keep Kid Money on the ground just to wear him out… And so he can save his energy…
Mark:Michaels locks in the chinlock on to Kid Money… As Michaels is just grinding away with it…
Rhino:The object of this match is to put your opponent through a table and right now Michaels is playing it smart by just wearing him down first…
Mark:Kid Money is trying to fight his way back up… Elbows to the midsection… Kid Money tries pushing Michaels in to the ropes but Michaels holds on to the headlock…
Rhino:Kid Money goes back to more elbows…
Mark:Belly to Back Suplex by Kid Money as he breaks the hold…
Rhino:That was the only way he was gonna get out of it…
Mark:Kid Money is rolling to the outside and pushes a table in to the ring…
Rhino:What is Shawn Michaels doing…
Mark:Plancha over the top rope on to Kid Money by Shawn Michaels… Michaels with right hands to Kid Money on the floor on the outside…
Rhino:Michaels rolls Kid Money back in to the ring…
Mark:Shawn is setting up the table in the ring now…
Rhino:What does the Showstopper have planned?
Mark:Michaels lays Kid Money on the table…
RHino:The Heartbreak Kid is heading to the top rope…
Mark:BIG SPLASH BY MICHAELS RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE AS KID MONEY MOVED…
Rhino:Kid Money saved himself there… As Michaels crashed right through the table and he was just able to get out of the way…
Mark:Shawn is hurting as Kid Money now gets another table from outside of the ring…
Rhino:Things arent looking good for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:No they arent… As Kid Money sets up the table…
Rhino:But he isnt done with Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Kid Money hooks up Michaels and drills him in to the canvas with a big sit down powerbomb…
Rhino:Michaels is holding those ribs in pain…
Mark:Kid Money lays Michaels out on to the table…
Rhino:Kid Money is on the top rope…
Mark:MILLION DOLLAR DROP OFF THE TOP ROPE AND THROUGH THE TABLE… This Second fall is over…
Pa Announcer:The winner of the Second fall… KID MONEY…
Rhino:Kid Money has just tied up the best Two of Three Falls Match…
Mark:But how much damage has been done to the Champion and also the Challenger…
Rhino:How much do they have left for Hell in a Cell…
Mark:We will find out in our Main Event… Due to flight problems for both PYB and Jeff Hardy… The Triangle Elimination Match will not be taking place here tonight… So right now we head back to the ring for the Smashing Caskets Match…
Smashing Caskets Match
Triple H vs The Undertaker
Pa Announcer:This next match is a SMASHING CASKETS MATCH… Introducing first… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game… TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Houston, Tx… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… THE UNDERTAKER…
(“You’re Gonna Pay” plays as the Undertaker rides in to the arena…)
Mark:Triple H is staring down the Undertaker…
Rhino:Triple H looks like he is going to explode any second…
Mark:The Undertaker is staring right back at Triple H… Triple H reaches back and gets his right hand blocked by The Undertaker…
Rhino:That isnt what Triple H had in mind…
Mark:The Undertaker with a couple of stinging right hands to Triple H… As The Undertaker knocks him down with a right uppercut…
Rhino:Triple H gets back up…
Mark:And Triple H charges in at The Undertaker and The Undertaker takes him down with a big boot…
Rhino:He just took his head off with that boot…
Mark:The Undertaker isnt letting Triple H out of the ring… As he sends Triple H in to the corner… The Undertaker charges at Triple H in the corner but Triple H gets out of the corner and gets out of the ring…
Rhino:Triple H needs to regroup…
Mark:The Undertaker goes right out after Triple H and is chasing him around the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is the first one back in to the ring…
Mark:Triple H catches The Undertaker with boots to the back as he rolled back in to the ring… Triple H hooks up the Undertaker and nails him with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to get this match in to his style of pace…
Mark:Triple H sends The Undertaker hard in to the corner… With the Undertaker in the corner Triple H is delivering the boots to him…
Rhino:The Game is choking The Undertaker with his foot to the throat…
Mark:The Game now is in control as he drives his shoulder in to the midsection of the Undertaker…
Rhino:This is Triple H’s style of match at the moment…
Mark:Triple H sends him in to the farside corner… Triple H ducks his head and he ducked it too early as The Undertaker came out of the corner and scores with a big DDT…
Rhino:That is gonna change the pace of the match up…
Mark:Both men are down but Triple H is the first one back up… As The Undertaker sits up and now blocks the right hand of Triple H… Kick to the midsection by Triple H… And he nails The Undertaker with a knee buster…
Rhino:Typical Triple H move…
Mark:Triple H bounces off the ropes and goes for the running knee… The Undertaker ducks it… Triple H turns around… CHOKESLAM by The Undertaker…
Rhino:The Undertaker sent him for a ride there…The Undertaker is motioning for the casket lid to be opened…
Mark:The Undertaker now scoops up Triple H… Triple H slides out and pushes the Undertaker in to the ropes and clotheslines him over the top rope…
Rhino:Both men went over the top rope and in to the casket…
Mark:A fist fight is going on inside of the casket…
Rhino:The Undertaker has Triple H by the throat…
Mark:Here comes another Chokeslam but Triple H grabs on to the ropes… And gets back in to the ring…
Rhino:The Undertaker is going back in to the ring as well…
Mark:Triple H backing away from the Undertaker… The Undertaker charges with a clothesline… Ducked by Triple H… The Undertaker spins around… Kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE…
Rhino:The Undertaker is down and out…
Mark:Triple H is rolling The Undertaker towards the casket as the Casket lid is now open…
Rhino:Will the Undertaker be able to recover…
Mark:Triple H rolls the Undertaker in to the casket and now shuts and locks the lid…
Rhino:All he has to do is Smash the casket…
Mark:Triple H with the Sledgehammer and is smashing up the casket…
Rhino:Its the referee’s call when to stop the match…
Mark:A few shots to the casket and the ref has called for the bell…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H…
Rhino:The Game gets back to his winning ways by taking out the Undertaker and takes back his yard…
Mark:Triple H is making his claim as one of the best… But as we just have seen the former FTW Champion in action… The ring is being set up for the FTW Barbed Wire Match… Lets get to the ring for the introductions…
FTW Barbed Wire Match
Lone Jobber(c) vs Sid Vicious
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is a BARBED WIRE MATCH… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Little Rock, Arkansas… SID VICIOUS…
(“Bottle of Rage” plays as Sid Vicious walks in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The Current FTW Champion… LONE JOBBER…
(“One is the Loneist Number” hits as Lone Jobber comes in to the arena…)
Mark:Both men know each other pretty well Rhino…
Rhino:Do you remember the one time when Lone Jobber kicked Sid right in the nuts…
Mark:Yes I do remember that and I believe so do both men… Even though it was three years ago…
Rhino:Both men are looking around at the surroundings…
Mark:Sid Vicious is laughing right in the face of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Now why is Lone Jobber laughing…
Mark:Lone Jobber backs up away from Sid… And now nails him with a dropkick to the right leg of Sid Vicious…
Rhino:That was smart and going right after the knee to take out the big man…
Mark:Lone Jobber drives his weight right on to the right leg of Sid Vicious… Lone Jobber is climbing the middle turnbuckle…
Rhino:Trying not to cut himself up…
Mark:Senton Bomb but Sid rolled out of the way and more importantly moved his leg out of the way from the Senton Bomb which is where Lone Jobber was heading with that move…
Rhino:Sid is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Sid with a couple of right hands to Lone Jobber… And now whips him in to the ropes…
Rhino:Lone Jobber puts on the breaks…
Mark:Sid with a boot to the back of the head of Lone Jobber and he gets right up close and personal with the barbed wire…
Rhino:Jobber is locked up in that barbed wire right now…
Mark:Sid pulls Lone Jobber out of the barbed wire and scoops him up and puts him on his shoulder…Snake eyes by Sid Vicious to Lone Jobber and he dropped him right on to the barbed wire…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is busted open now from that shot…
Mark:Sid has Lone Jobber by the head and is rubbing Sid’s face in to the barbed wire…
Rhino:He is squeezing the blood out of the head of Lone Jobber…As he is raking the forehead of Lone Jobber…
Mark:Sid is turning Lone Jobber in to a bloody mess… As Sid now sends him back in to the barbed wire and Lone Jobber hits the barbed wire hard…
Rhino:You can just look at the pain on his face every time he hits the Barbed Wire…
Mark:Sid Vicious is signalling for the Chokeslam…
Rhino:Sid has him up for it…
Mark:Lone Jobber rakes the eyes of Sid Vicious to get out of the chokeslam… Lone Jobber goes behind Sid Vicious… Belly to Back suplex in to the barbed wire ropes…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to make a recovery here in this match up…
Mark:Sid is staggering back up to his feet… Lone Jobber stun guns Sid back in to the ropes…
Rhino:Sid Vicious is now busted open…
Mark:Lone Jobber spins Sid around and nails him with a DDT… Lone Jobber goes for a cover 1………………………………2…………………. Sid Vicious gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has turned this match up around…
Mark:Lone Jobber now whips Sid Vicious in to the corner… Lone Jobber with a kick in to the midsection…
Rhino:He is going for another DDT…
Mark:Sid pushes Lone Jobber off and sends him in to the barbed wire…
Rhino:Both men are bloody messes right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around… CHOKESLAM by Sid Vicious…
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas after that move…
Mark:It took everything Sid had to do the Chokeslam… Sid gets his arm over Lone Jobber 1……………………….2……………………. Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is still hanging on…
Mark:As both men now stagger back up to their feet… Kick to the midsection by Sid… POWERBOMB by Sid Vicious…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is out in the middle of the ring…
Mark:Heres a cover by Sid 1……………………………..2…………………..3…….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW FTW Champion… SID VICIOUS…
Rhino:Sid Vicious is the new FTW Champion… Or as he says… RTW Champion…
Mark:It seems like history repeats itself… Sid is now a Two Time FTW Champion and twice he has proclaimed it the RTW Championship… As the Hell in a cell is being lowered we head to the ring for our main event…
eWa Undisputed World Championship Best Two of Three Falls Match
Fall 3:Hell in a Cell
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Kid Money
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the final fall of the Best Two of Three Falls Match for the eWa Undisputed World Championship… This fall is a HELL IN A CELL MATCH… Introducing first the challenger… Representing Money Inc… KID MONEY…
(“If I Cant” plays as Kid Money enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… The Current and defending eWa Undisputed World Champion… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels walks down to the ring…)
Mark:There is the bell as both men have been locked inside the Hell in a Cell…
Rhino:Both men look warn down from the first two falls earlier tonight…
Mark:Collar and Elbow tie up in the center of the ring…Shawn pushes Kid Money back in to the ropes and both break up the hold…
Rhino:Both look like they want to take this match real slow at least here in the beginning of this fall…
Mark:Kid Money and Shawn Michaels lock up again in the center of the ring… Kid Money with a boot to the midsection… And Kid Money scoops up and slams Shawn Michaels down to the canvas…
Rhino:Kid Money is just stomping away at the current Undisputed Champion…
Mark:Shawn Michaels gets back up to his feet and gets clotheslined over the top rope and to the floor by Kid Money…
Rhino:There is no where to run and there is no where to hide… Because it is Hell in a Cell…
Mark:Kid Money comes out on the floor after Shawn Michaels… Kid Money whips Shawn in to the ring steps but gets reversed by Shawn Michaels and Kid Money crashes hard in to the steel ring steps…
Rhino:Michaels is now slowly looking around and deciding his next move…
Mark:Shawn picks up Kid Money and puts him on his shoulder… And drives Kid Money face first in to the cage of the cell… Michaels now grinding Kid Money’s face in to the cage…
Rhino:He is trying to bust Kid Money open by using the cage as a grater on his face…
Mark:Shawn now rolls Kid Money back in to the ring…
Rhino:Shawn just grabbed a Steel Chair from underneath the ring and brings it back in the ring with him…
Mark:Michaels with the steel chair and Kid Money turns around and Michaels nails him right in the head with the Steel Chair…
Rhino:Kid Money has been busted open from that chair shot…
Mark:Shawn goes for a cover 1…………………………..2…………………… Kickout by Kid Money… Shawn Michaels now picks up Kid Money and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is taking his time and is climbing the top rope…
Mark:Kid Money is back up to his feet… And knocks Michaels down off the top rope by running in to the top rope…
Rhino:Kid Money is climbing up to the top rope…
Mark:Superplex by Kid Money on to Shawn Michaels… And he has laid Shawn Michaels out in the middle of the ring… Kid Money rolls over and gets his arm over Shawn Michaels 1…………………….2……………..Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Kid Money is now going to the outside…
Mark:Kid Money has a ladder… And has brought in back in to the ring…
Rhino:The Signature weapon of Shawn Michaels is the ladder because of his history in Ladder Matches…
Mark:Shawn Michaels gets nailed with a clothesline by Kid Money as Kid Money sets the ladder up in the corner…
Rhino:What is he going to do with Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Kid Money whips Shawn Michaels hard in to the ladder and Michaels staggers back and gets nailed with a back body drop…
Rhino:Kid Money is in control of this match up…
Mark:Kid Money lays the ladder out in the ring and slams Shawn Michaels down on to the canvas…
Rhino:The Bloody Kid Money is heading to the top rope…
Mark:FROG SPLASH MISSES FROM KID MONEY and he crashes in on to the ladder as Shawn Michaels rolled out of the way…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is starting to regroup…
Mark:Shawn Michaels grabs the Steel Chair and nails Kid Money with the chair as he got back up to his feet…
Rhino:What is Shawn Michaels doing with the ladder now…
Mark:Shawn has the ladder standing up… As he slams Kid Money down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Showstopper is climbing to the top of the ladder…
Mark:Big Time Elbow drop and he connects on to Kid Money from the top of the ladder…
Rhino:The Showstopper is not disappointing…
Mark:Shawn rolls over on to Kid Money for the cover 1………………………2…………………… KID MONEY KICKS OUT…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels can not believe he kicked out… Many thought he was done…
Mark:Michaels is tuning up the band Rhino…
Rhino:Its time for some Sweet Chin Music…
Mark:SUPERKICK DUCKED BY KID MONEY and he grabs the steel chair and he nails Shawn right in the face with the steel chair…
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas… Trying to get back up to their feet…
Mark:Kid Money nailed Shawn Michaels with a brutal chair shot after the missed Superkick..
Rhino:Shawn is now busted open from the chair shot…
Mark:Both stagger back up to their feet… Kid Money scores with a couple of right hands as he sends him in to the ropes… And nails him with a powerslam…
Rhino:Shawn is down in the middle of the ring…
Mark:MILLION DOLLAR DROP CONNECTS… The Standing Shooting Star Press that Kid Money calls the Million Dollar Drop…
Rhino:We could have a new champion…
Mark:Here is the cover 1…………………………….2…………………………… 3.NO… Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Kid Money can not believe it… I can not believe it…
Mark:Kid Money rolls to the outside…
Rhino:He has a Table and is setting it up in the ring now…
Mark:Kid Money lays Shawn Michaels down on the table…
Rhino:Kid Money is climbing the ladder now…
Mark:We can see how much Kid Money wants to become the Undisputed World Champion… As he is going for a Million Dollar Drop from the top of the ladder through a table…
Rhino:He looks ready…
Mark:MILLION DOLLAR DROP MISSES…
Rhino:HOLY SHIT! He missed because Shawn Michaels moved out of the way…
Mark:The Two bloody competitors are down… But Kid Money just crashed and burned right through the table…
Rhino:Shawn rolls on top of Kid Money…
Mark:Heres the cover 1………………………………….2………………………………3… NO… HE KICKED OUT AGAIN…
Rhino:How much heart does Kid Money have to kick out of that big miss…
Mark:Shawn is up on his feet and Kid Money has no idea where he is as he staggers back up to his feet…SWEET CHIN MUSIC from Shawn Michaels and he connects…
Rhino:Kid Money is done…
Mark:Here is the cover 1……………………………..2…………………………….3…. Its Over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Undisputed World Champion SHAWN MICHAELS…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has survived the best two of three falls match… And he is still the Undisputed World Champion…
Mark:Officials have unlocked the Cell… And are now checking on Kid Money…
Rhino: Benoit and Half Dollar have made their way in to the cage…
Mark:They are checking on their fallen team mate…
Rhino:Shawn is leaving the Undisputed Champion…
Mark:CHRIS JERICHO JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR ON SHAWN MICHAELS…
Rhino:What the hell is Chris Jericho doing out here…
Mark:Jericho rolls Michaels in to the ring…
Rhino:Who in the hell is that…
Mark:ITS IRS… IRS is in the cage and now is locking the hell in a cell…
Rhino:Its a 4 on 1 assault in the ring… As Half Dollar…IRS… Jericho and Benoit are taking out Shawn Michaels…
Mark:DX is out… Nash and Triple H have made their way down to the ring…
Rhino:But they are locked out of the cell…
Mark:Kid Money is back up now as well… And now its five on one… Double Powerbomb by Jericho and Benoit to Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:The Undisputed champion has been laid out…
Mark:And DX cant do anything about it…
Rhino:Chris Jericho has just joined Money Inc it looks like…
Mark:As the five men raise their arms in victory… DX has broken in to the cage… And Money Inc is heading out of the door as Nash and Triple H check on Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Money Inc just started a war with DX…
Mark:Money Inc fired the first shot… In what looks to be a long war… Good Night Everyone…