November Reign 2004
AL SNOW: Hello and welcome to Turkey after Turkey! Al Snow here along with Omega as we get set for what should be a solid outing for the monthly card.
OMEGA: Don’t fuckin’ kid yourself. Even with a while fucking month, most these guys can’t get it done. Same story since January, you either do or you don’t.
AL SNOW: We’ve got some new wrestlers debuting from the week as well as some returning.
OMEGA: Enough with the chitchat. Kitana baby, do your thing.
KITANA BAKER: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Your referee for this match will be BECKY BAYLESS!
(“Inner Universe” by Origa plays throughout Huseyin Avni Aker Stadium)
KITANA BAKER: Introducing first, from Savage, Maryland….PURGATORY!
AL SNOW: Wow. Again, Purgatory coming out looking unlike anything I’ve ever seen.
OMEGA: I’ve seen it. The half-face paint is Borerior. The rest is a guy from Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex. Can’t remember which one.
AL SNOW: Can’t remember or won’t say?
OMEGA: Won’t say.
(“Unstable” by WWE productions plays throughout Huseyin Avni Aker Stadium)
KITANA BAKER: And his opponent….from Parts Unknown….WARRIOR!
AL SNOW: Kitana has to bolt from the ring as Warrior enters like a bolt himself! Bayless calls for the bell! Clothesli….NO! Man! Purgatory just unleashed a roundhouse right into the head of Warrior! Warrior dropped like a brick!
OMEGA: You better make this damn match at least as long as the fuckin’ introduction, Pukeatory.
AL SNOW: As if to hear you, Purgatory picks up Warrior’s unconscious body. HAPPY PLACE! We haven’t seen that in a while! Purgatory asks Referee Bayless to count and now, we see if Warrior can beat the count. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10! It’s over!
OMEGA: Borerior got knocked the fuck out.
KITANA BAKER: Here is your winner by way of knockout….PURGATORY!
AL SNOW: Purgatory making quick work of Warrior and….is that a taunt? Purgatory running to the back much like Warrior ran to the ring.
OMEGA: No, he just needs to work up a sweat. Fuckin’ Borerior was nothin’.
AL SNOW: Warrior, the first athlete being helped out by the EMT’s as we get set for the next match.
OMEGA: I bet Kitana never expected to be back in the ring so quickly.
KITANA BAKER: Ladies and gentlemen, this next contest is scheduled for one fall! Your referee for this match will be APRIL HUNTER!
(“Call 911” by Ghost Of The Machine plays throughout Huseyin Avni Aker Stadium)
KITANA BAKER: Introducing first from Evansville, Indiana….911!
AL SNOW: 911 making his return after what seems to be forever.
OMEGA: I told Retro Pussy’s punk ass to decimate his bitch ass. 911’s been wastin’ all our times.
AL SNOW: Why’d you do that? I could’ve done that. I heard 911 wanted Head.
OMEGA: I don’t give a shit what he wants. I only want to see what he gets.
(“Play That Funky Music” by Wild Cherry plays throughout Huseyin Avni Aker Stadium)
KITANA BAKER: And introducing his opponent, from Chicago, Illinois….THE RETRO PLAYA!
AL SNOW: The Retro Playa still trying to get back on track and I see he still has the claw.
OMEGA: Finally changed it to the three needle version. No more getting stuck in the ring.
AL SNOW: Retro darts to the ring and April calls for the bell! 911 getting some stomps in but Retro sweeps him off his feet! OUCH! Retro just nailed 911 with the base of that claw! Did you hear that thud?
OMEGA: All I wanna hear is Kitana announce 911 as the man who just got his ass whooped.
AL SNOW: You may not have to wait for long. Retro shreds into 911 with the claw! Look at that gash across his chest!
OMEGA: Bitches need stitches.
AL SNOW: Retro from behind and snaps 911 in half with a back drop. No. He holds it! Back Drop pin! April in position! 1! 2! 3! Retro wins!
OMEGA: About time.
KITANA BAKER: Here is your winner by way of pinfall….THE RETRO PLAYA!
AL SNOW: The Retro Playa winning and he’s not done yet. Picks 911 up. OUT WITH THE OLD! 911 is helpless!
OMEGA: He was helpless the minute he stepped in the ring so don’t fell sorry for his bitch ass.
AL SNOW: Retro drags 911 to the corner. I think a Cutting Edge is on the way. Retro, slowly muscles him up on the top rope. He has him in place. Big time Cutting Edge! 911 looked like he was broken in half!
OMEGA: Yeah. Maybe they can get their asses out of my ring.
AL SNOW: Retro is leaving now and once again, the EMT’s are coming down. They’re securing 911 quickly and moving him out. Either they’re too used to this or this is part of something I don’t want to know about.
OMEGA: Exactly. You don’t need to know. Kitana, if you’d please.
KITANA BAKER: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Your referee for the evening will be ATHENA!
(“Glass Shatters” by WWE Productions plays throughout Huseyin Avni Aker Stadium)
KITANA BAKER: Now making his way to the ring….from Austin, Texas….”STONE COLD” STEVE AUSTIN!
AL SNOW: Austin making his return to the EWA trying to recapture what he once had.
OMEGA: Stone Old ain’t been right for a minute and he won’t be right ever again. I say he gets his ass handed to him right now.
AL SNOW: Austin using the ATV to enter for old time’s sake. He’s in the ring and looks ready to return.
OMEGA: Looks are deceiving. See me? I’m actually better looking that everybody. I thought it was just most people at first.
(“The Twilight Zone” theme plays throughout Huseyin Avni Aker Stadium)
KITANA BAKER: And introducing his opponent, from the outer reaches of your mind….DAMIEN DEMENTO!
AL SNOW: Damien Demento, from what I hear is getting a one shot deal here for some reason. Why is that?
OMEGA: You’ll find out soon enough.
AL SNOW: Well, at least he’s got Athena in there with him as she calls for the bell. LOW BLOW! STUNNER! Damien out just like that! You’ve got to be kidding me!
OMEGA: Shit happens.
AL SNOW: Athena in position. 1! 2! Damien kicks out smiling! Did he take that on purpose?
OMEGA: Demensowhat probably did.
AL SNOW: Austin is beside himself as Demento kicked out of the Stunner. Too early, Austin! Austin gets up with Demento. Irish whip. Reversal and Austin catches a big boot to the face! Demento follows with a knee drop and locks in the MONGOLIAN CLAW! Austin trying to fight out of it but can’t! Demento’s got it locked in tight! Austin fading fast! That pressure to his temples may be too much! Athena starts to raise the arm! 1! 2! 3! It’s over! Demento with a huge victory!
OMEGA: I told you Stone Old was a chump.
KITANA BAKER: Here is your winner by way of submission knock-out….DAMIEN DEMENTO!
AL SNOW: Demento with a huge victory and…why is he leaving so fast with Athena? Who just ran past them? AJ Styles? That’s AJ Styles with of all things, a stretcher! He’s trying it to the back of Austin’s ATV. Austin a bit groggy but is up a bit and now sees Styles outside. Here comes Austin. Kick to the gut and Styles sends Austin into the steel steps! Austin down while Styles finishes with the stretcher. Styles going to Austin. Puts him on the stretcher and ties him down. There they go.
OMEGA: And here I go. I got some business to take care of.
AL SNOW: You’re leaving in the middle of the broadcast?
OMEGA: Yeah, man. I got somethin’ to do. I’ll send Mark down. You can handle the rest.
AL SNOW: He is our president and he is now leaving. I guess I just wait for Mark now.
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Kitana Baker: This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first, From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 303 Pounds… LA AMENASA…
(“Let The Bodies Hit The Floor” plays as La Amenasa enters the arena…)
Kitana Baker: His opponent, From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 287 Pounds… A Member of Degeneration X… SCOTT HALL…
(“Break it Down” plays as Scott Hall walks in to the arena…)
Mark: Well Al, Omega needed a break or whatever so here I am…As Scott Hall gets up in the face of La Amenasa…
Al Snow: La Amenasa not backing down from Scott Hall…
Mark: Scott Hall does his normal routine and throws the toothpick in to the face of La Amenasa…
Al Snow: That move goes back to his time as Da Bad Guy Razor Ramón in the World Wrestling Federation…A very dark time for me that I don’t want to remember…
Mark: Collar and Elbow tie up both men trying to gain for position… Scott Hall goes behind La Amenasa and trips him up… Hall goes over his back and slaps him in the back of the head…
Al Snow: That is an old school Scott Hall move as well getting into the head of Amenasa…
Mark: La Amenasa is back up on his feet and gets up in the face of Scott Hall…
Al Snow: Hall laughing away…
Mark: La Amenasa slaps Scott Hall right in the face…
Al Snow: Scott didn’t like that at all and who would…
Mark: La Amenasa now kicks Scott Hall in the midsection and nails Scott Hall with a couple of right hands knocking Scott Hall back in to the ropes…Irish whip in to the ropes by La Amenasa… Scott Hall comes off the ropes… Spinebuster by La Amenasa…
Al Snow: La Amenasa drove Scott Hall straight in to the mat…
Mark: Scott Hall staggers back up to his feet and gets sent to the outside with a clothesline from La Amenasa…
Al Snow: Scott Hall looks annoyed with La Amenasa…
Mark: I don’t think Scott Hall thought La Amenasa was going to come and fight…
Al Snow: I have to agree with you there and now Scott Hall needs to regroup and focus…
Mark: Scott Hall comes back in to the ring and is trying to talk to La Amenasa… Scott Hall with a thumb to the eye of La Amenasa…
Al Snow: Veteran move by Scott Hall…
Mark: Side headlock by Scott Hall grinding away at La Amenasa… La Amenasa tries to fight out and does as he pushes Scott Hall in to the ropes… Shoulder block by Scott Hall knocking La Amenasa back down to the canvas…
Al Snow: La Amenasa got right back up…
Mark: Scott Hall with a straight right hand… One more straight right hand by Scott Hall…
Al Snow: La Amenasa staggering around after those straight rights…
Mark: Scott Hall spins around and goes for a right hand… La Amenasa ducks and whips Scott Hall in to the ropes… Powerslam by La Amenasa…
Al Snow: Scott Hall has controlled the tempo but La Amenasa has shown up with the big time power moves and he could win this match…
Mark: La Amenasa goes for a cover 1……………………………2………………………………Scott Hall kicks out…
Al Snow: Scott Hall staggering back up to his feet…
Mark: La Amenasa whips Scott Hall in to the corner hard… La Amenasa charges…
Al Snow: He’s gonna kill Scott Hall with this splash…
Mark: Big Time Splash in to the corner… But Scott Hall moved out of the way…
Al Snow: La Amenasa hit his head on the ring post after that big miss…
Mark: Scott Hall picks up La Amenasa… Fall away slam by Scott Hall sending La Amenasa half way across the ring…
Al Snow: Vintage Scott Hall move right there… I’m surprised we haven’t seen the Belly to back suplex…
Mark: Scott Hall now opens up on La Amenasa with a couple of right hand…Spinning Right Hand by Scott Hall knocking down the big man…
Al Snow: La Amenasa in a lot of trouble…
Mark: Scott Hall is telling the crowd its over…
Al Snow: Looks like La Amenasa is going to be taking a ride…
Mark: Scott Hall hooks up La Amenasa…
Al Snow: Scott has him up…
Mark: OUTSIDER’S EDGE! Driving La Amenasa straight in to the mat…
Al Snow: I believe this one is over…
Mark: Scott Hall with a cover 1………………………………2………………………………3………Its Over!
Kitana Baker: The winner of this match by pin fall… SCOTT HALL…
Al Snow: Scott Hall came to November Reign and he took out La Amenasa…
Mark: Scott Hall gets a W underneath his belt… But now its time for our next contest…
Kitana Baker: This next contest From Manhattan, Illinois… Weighing in ay 375 Pounds… BERSERK…
(“Berserk!” by Suicidal Tendencies plays as Berserk enters the arena…)
Kitana Baker: His opponent… From Detroit, Michigan… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… Big Sexy KEVIN NASH…
(“Break it Down” plays as Kevin Nash walks in to the arena…)
Mark: Well Al, here we go…
Al Snow: This is going to be a battle of the big men…Hopefully they’ve reinforced the ring…
Mark: Nash and Berserk are nose to nose in the center of the ring…
Al Snow: Big Sexy giving him a mouth full…
Mark: Kevin Nash nails Berserk with a forearm shot…Berserk comes back and nails Kevin Nash with a big right hand… Nash goes for another right hand… Blocked by Berserk and he nails Kevin Nash with a couple of more right hands…
Al Snow: Berserk opening up on Kevin Nash…
Mark: Berserk whips Kevin Nash in to the ropes… Reversal by Kevin Nash… Berserk comes off the ropes and Kevin Nash nails him with a big boot…Kevin Nash brings Berserk to the corner and opens up on him with big elbow shots…
Al Snow: Kevin Nash lining up Berserk…
Mark: Big elbow to the head by Kevin Nash…Big Sexy now drives his knee in to the midsection over and over again of Berserk…
Al Snow: This is vintage Kevin Nash… He wears the opponent down in the corner with knees and elbows so he can take advantage and get the win…
Mark: Kevin Nash whips Berserk hard into the far side of the corner… Nash charges in and nails Berserk with a big clothesline…
Al Snow: Kevin Nash just dominating Berserk right now…
Mark: Nash turns him over and goes for a cover 1…………………………2…………………… Berserk gets his shoulder up…
Al Snow: Berserk needs to find a way to get back in to this match up because it has been all Kevin Nash for the last few minutes…
Mark: Kevin Nash with back elbows to Berserk backing him up in to the ropes…Irish whip by Kevin Nash… Nash goes for a clothesline ducked by Berserk… Berserk comes off the ropes and nails Kevin Nash with a clothesline…
Al Snow: Kevin Nash is still standing…
Mark: Berserk comes off the ropes again and this time takes down Kevin Nash with a big clothesline…
Al Snow: Nash back up…
Mark: Berserk with a couple of headbutts to Kevin Nash as Nash is staggering around as Berserk whips him in to the ropes… Spinebuster…
Al Snow: Berserk drilling Kevin Nash into the mat…
Mark: Berserk goes for the cover 1………………………………2……………………………Kevin Nash gets his shoulder up…
Al Snow: This match up is now going in favor of Berserk…
Mark: Berserk with a couple right hands just picking apart Kevin Nash… Berserk comes off the ropes and nails Kevin Nash with a running shoulder block…
Al Snow: Nash is now the one in trouble as this match up could be over in just a few minutes…
Mark: Berserk covers Kevin Nash 1………………………………2………………………….. Nash gets his shoulder up…
Al Snow: Berserk looking to end this match up now…
Mark: Kevin Nash is staggering up to his feet…
Al Snow: Berserk is lining him up…
Mark: Sever Soul by Berserk…NO… Kevin Nash moved out of the way and Berserk hit Referee Jacqueline instead of Kevin Nash…
Al Snow: She’s tough…She can take it…Look who is coming back down the ramp now…
Mark: Here comes Scott Hall…
Al Snow: Nash just nailed Berserk with a big boot…
Mark: Scott Hall just picked up a chair and has walked in to the ring…
Al Snow: Nash holding up Berserk…
Mark: Scott Hall swings the chair… Berserk moves…
Al Snow: Scott Hall stopped from hitting Kevin Nash with the chair…
Mark: Berserk pushes Hall in to Nash…
Al Snow: Berserk has the steel chair and he just nailed Scott Hall with the steel chair…
Mark: Kevin Nash is now turning around…SEVER SOUL! Jacqueline makes the count 1………………………………………..2………………………………….3……………. Its Over…
Kitana Baker: Here is your winner BERSERK…
Al Snow: The Outsiders tried to double team Berserk but their plan backfired…
Mark: Berserk picks up the win and now we are getting set for our next match up…
eWa Championship Inferno Match
Vertigo(c) Vs The Dark One
Kitana Baker: Tonight’s Main Event is an INFERNO MATCH and is for the eWa Championship… Introducing First… The Challenger… From Salisbury Plain, England…Weighing in at 235 Pounds… THE DARK ONE…
(“Down In The Dark” by Nirvana plays as The Dark One enters the arena…)
Kitana Baker: His opponent… From Atlanta, Georgia… Weighing in at 175 Pounds…The Defending eWa Champion…VERTIGO…
(“Sober” by Tool plays as Vertigo walks in to the arena…)
Mark: Here we go Al… The Main Event for the top prize on the Monthly Side of the eWa…
Al Snow: Vertigo has been the champion since March and now we will see if he is able to add another month to his long title reign…
Mark: The way to win this one is by setting your opponent on fire and unlike the WWE the fire has to be burning a bit or burning big…
Al Snow: The flames are going to have an effect on both as the match goes on as the temperature in the ring is going to get very hot…
Mark: Vertigo and The Dark One are nose to nose in the center of the ring… The Dark One kicks Vertigo in the midsection with a stiff kick and opens up with forearm shots… The Dark One backs Vertigo up in to the ropes…
Al Snow: They’re getting very close to the flames…
Mark: The Dark One whips Vertigo in to the ropes…Vertigo comes off the ropes and nails him with a high back body drop…
Al Snow: Look how high the flames got when Vertigo hit the canvas…Don’t let Resident Psychos play with the pyro…
Mark: The Dark One waits for Vertigo to get back up on his feet and he nails him with a couple of knife edge chops…
Al Snow: Is this where Rhino would go WOOOO?
Mark: Usually…
Al Snow: Well that’s not me… Just say HEAD…
Mark: The Dark One kicks Vertigo in the midsection again and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker…
Al Snow: Right now the eWa Champion is not at his A Game right now…And The Dark One is really doing some damage and is taking advantage…
Mark: The Dark One grabs Vertigo by the arm and hooks him with an arm wrench…
Al Snow: Grinding away at the eWa Champion..
Mark: The Dark One with a stiff kick after the arm wrench to Vertigo…
Al Snow: That caught Vertigo right in the jaw…
Mark: Would you say Al this would be a point where The Dark One would have gone for a pin…
Al Snow: Yes… If this was a pin fall match he would have gone for the pin here and would be a little more aggressive in his move selection as well…
Mark: Vertigo is back up on his feet as The Dark One whips him in to the ropes… The Dark One goes for a clothesline… Vertigo ducks the clothesline and comes off the other side and nails The Dark One with a flying crossbody block…
Al Snow: That’s gonna change the course of this match up…
Mark: Vertigo now climbs up to the top rope…
Al Snow: The Dark One back up on his feet…
Mark: Martial Arts Kick from the top rope nailing The Dark One right in the jaw…
Al Snow: Vertigo starting to come alive…
Mark: Vertigo now with stiff kicks to the legs and chest of the Dark One backing him up in to the corner… Spin Kick to the face knocking down The Dark One in the corner…
Al Snow: The Dark One just turned his face and he saw the flames…
Mark: You can see that the heat is taking a toll on both men…
Al Snow: Vertigo, who was just on fire, no pun intended has slowed down quite a bit because he is spent from the heat…
Mark: Vertigo now pulls The Dark One out of the corner… Vertigo hooks him up and drives him in to mat with an implant DDT…
Al Snow: Vertigo now dragging The Dark One towards the rope…
Mark: The Dark One pushes Vertigo off in to the ropes…As The Dark One stands back up… Vertigo comes off the ropes… The Dark One goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Vertigo… Vertigo comes off the other side… Double Clothesline…
Al Snow: This is the turning point of this match up…This is where we will see if The Dark One has what it takes to become the eWa Champion and we will see if the eWa Champion can pull out another big championship win…
Mark: Vertigo is back up on his feet…
Al Snow: The Dark One back up as well…
Mark: The Dark One swings with a right hand… Vertigo connects with a right hand as well…
Al Snow: Both me are slugging it out now…
Mark: The Dark One blocks the right hand and hammers Vertigo back in to the ropes… The Dark One whips him in to the ropes… Powerslam by The Dark One…
Al Snow: Vertigo now in some trouble staggering back up to his feet…
Mark: The Dark One now has Vertigo in a Double Arm Wrench…
Al Snow: That’s the setup to the Dark Calling…
Mark: The Dark One goes for the Dark Calling… Blocked by Vertigo… Vertigo spins him around and nails him with a stiff spin kick…
Al Snow: That caught The Dark One right in the jaw…
Mark: Vertigo now grabs The Dark One by the hair and puts him up on the top rope…
Al Snow: This could be it right here and now…
Mark: Vertigo hooks up the Dark One…
Al Snow: The Dark One trying to fight out of the Fear Factor…
Mark: Vertigo hammers The Dark One in the midsection… FEAR FACTOR!
Al Snow: The Dark One has been laid out…
Mark: The Dark One’s foot is hanging over the ropes…
Al Snow: His foot is on fire and now the fire is moving and his entire leg is on fire… Both legs on fire… STOP, DROP AND ROLL… STOP, DROP AND ROLL…
Mark: Referee Teri “Fyre” Byrne is stopping this match up…This one is over…
Kitana Baker: Here is your winner and STILL eWa Champion VERTIGO…
Al Snow: Vertigo pulled this one out with The Fear Factor…
Mark: The Dark One put up one hell of a fight but it was not to be tonight… Is Omega coming back out…
Al Snow: I see him up on the ramp… Looks like he’s arguing with someone…
(“The Game” plays in the arena as Triple H walks out in to the arena and down in to the ring…)
Al Snow: What the hell is Triple H doing here? He’s part of the Weekly Crew but you see him and Omega just laying into each other with the entire curse word dictionary I imagine… Triple H beelines to the ring…
Mark: Triple H is getting right up in the face of Vertigo and now they start talking the talk…
Al Snow: Vertigo is not backing down and talking back…
Mark: We have to go… Its going to be a night of Resolution on December 31, 2004… As we will see you all for New Years Evil… Good Night Everyone…
PROMO
AS ANOTHER YEAR DRAWS TO A CLOSE,
WE LOOK BACK AT WHAT WAS….
SO THAT WE CAN LOOK AHEAD FOR WHAT WILL BE….
THE PAIN….
THE SACRIFICES….
THE VICTORIES AND DEFEATS….
EVERYONE HAS GIVEN AND NOTHING HAS BEEN FORGOTTEN,
BUT THIS IS A DIFFERENT YEAR COMING
AND A DIFFERENT TIME IS ASKED
WILL THE EWA HAVE ANOTHER STELLAR YEAR?
MY YEAR, FUCKERS. IT’S TIME FOR THINGS TO GET TURNED UP A NOTCH.
NEW YEAR’S EVIL
END EVIL. BEGIN EVIL.
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