Friday Night Frenzy 04-08-05
Mark:Welcome everyone to Friday Night Frenzy here in Detroit, Michigan… Rhino are you ready for what we are going to see tonight…
Rhino:I am ready to see Kurt Angle and Heidenreich fight for the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:That is our main event… Also tonight Doug Kinsella gets another chance at championship gold as he takes on Big Daddy Ace in a Trifecta Last Man Standing Match…
Rhino:Can Doug Kinsella finally bring home eWa Gold? We will find out tonight…
Mark:The Tag Team Tournament continues as well… So much to get to… Lets get started right here and now with our first contest…
Sting vs John Cena
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Venice Beach,Ca… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… STING…
(“Crow” plays as Sting enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From West Newbury, Mass… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… JOHN CENA…
(“The Time is Now” plays as John Cena enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and our opening contest is underway… John Cena locks up with Sting… Both men are battling for position… Sting backs John Cena up in to the ropes… The referee asks for a clean break…
Rhino:Sting gives the clean break and says WOOOOO! right in to the face of John Cena…
Mark:Both men lock horns in the center of the ring… Both men again battle for position in the collar and elbow tie up… John Cena backs Sting up in to the ropes… The referee asks for a clean break…
Rhino:John Cena this time around says “You Cant See Me”…
Mark:Sting opens up with a right hand on to John Cena… Cena hammers back with a couple of right hands… Cena back Sting in to the ropes and sends him for a ride… John Cena ducks his head… Sting puts on the breaks and he nails John Cena with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:John Cena is staggering up to his feet…
Mark:Sting now with knife edge chops to John Cena backing him up in to the corner… Sting with an irish whip sending John Cena hard in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Sting…
Mark:Sting charges with a clothesline… John Cena is able to get the boot up… John Cena is up on the middle rope and connects with a bulldog from the middle rope… John Cena with a cover 1…………………………..2…………………… Sting gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Right now the tide has turned and John Cena is looking to take control…
Mark:John Cena goes behind Sting and hammers him with forearm shots to the middle of the back… As John Cena now hooks him up and nails him with a back breaker… Another cover by John Cena 1……………………………2……………………… Kickout again by Sting…
Rhino:Sting is holding on to his lower back right now…
Mark:John Cena now hooks up Sting and connects with a gutwrench suplex…
Rhino:Its all John Cena at the moment…
Mark:Another cover by Sting 1………………………….2…………………… Another kickout again…
Rhino:Sting really needs to find a way to get back in this match up…
Mark:John Cena now picks up Sting… Sting with a small package 1…………………….2……………………..3…NO! John Cena kicks out…
Rhino:That was close…
Mark:Both men are back up… Double Clothesline… Both men are down on the canvas…
Rhino:This is the turning point of this match up…
Mark:John Cena is back up…
Rhino:Sting is back up as well…
Mark:Right hand by Cena… Blocked by Sting… John Cena goes for another right hand… Blocked again by Sting and Sting hammers him with a couple of more right hands…
Rhino:There is still some fight left in the Stinger…
Mark:Chops to the chest by Sting… Sting whips John Cena in to the ropes… Running Clothesline by Sting…
Rhino:John Cena is back up…
Mark:Running Clothesline again by Sting…
Rhino:John Cena is staggering to his feet again this time in the corner…
Mark:Sting charges in… STINGER SPLASH! NO! John Cena moved out of the way…
Rhino:Sting is staggering around…
Mark:John Cena sets him up… F-U!
Rhino:Thats it…
Mark:John Cena hooks the leg… 1…………………………….2…………………3….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JOHN CENA…
Rhino:John Cena gets the win here in the opening contest…
Mark:Sting needs to get himself together and try to piece together another run as things havent gone his way lately… As we get set for our next contest…
Lone Jobber vs Chris Masters
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Santa Monica, Ca… Weighing in at 257 Pounds… Part of the Dungeon of Doom… The Masterpiece CHRIS MASTERS…
(“The Masterpiece” plays as Chris Masters enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His Opponent… From The Slaughter House…. Weighing in at 235 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…
(“Survivial of the Sickest” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Lone Jobber with a couple of straight right hands to Chris Masters… Masters fires back with a couple of his own before locking in a sideheadlock… Lone Jobber tries to fight his way out and does as he pushes Chris Masters in to the ropes…Masters comes off and Lone Jobber nails him with a dropkick…
Rhino:Nice dropkick from Lone Jobber as he caught him square in the jaw…
Mark:Lone Jobber now waits for Masters to get back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber charges at him… Chris Masters sees it and drives him in to the mat with a polish hammer…
Rhino:Chris just laid out Lone Jobber with the polish hammer…
Mark:Masters goes for a quick cover 1……………………………2………………. Kickout by Lone
Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to clear the cobwebs out of his head after that shot from Chris
Masters…
Mark:Masters now drops an elbow to the chest of Lone Jobber… Masters with another quick
elbow and he follows up with a cover 1………………….2………….. Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Right now Chris Masters is showing off to the fans… And Lone Jobber is feeling the power of the Masterpiece…
Mark:Chris Masters with another irish whip… Lone Jobber comes off and gets leveled with another polish hammer… Another cover by Masters 1……………………………2…………………. Kickout by Lone Jobber again…
Rhino:Lone Jobber can take a beating and he is taking one right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is backed up in to the corner by Masters… Masters drives his shoulder right in to the ribs of Lone Jobber… Masters backs out and charges at Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber side steps the clothesline… School Boy 1……………………………….2……………. Masters kicks out…
Rhino:That was close…
Mark:Chris Masters now goes for a clothesline…
Rhino:Lone Jobber ducked out of the way…
Mark:DDT by Lone Jobber driving Chris Masters straight in to the canvas… Lone Jobber with a cover 1………………………….2……………….. Chris Masters kicks out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Chris Masters is staggering up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is going to take a risk…
Mark:Masters runs in to the ropes knocking down Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Chris Masters is now climbing up there with Lone Jobber…
Mark:Chris Masters hooks up Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber blocks the superplex and just nailed Chris Masters with a hard uppercut…
Rhino:That caught Masters square under the jaw…
Mark:Masters is down the mat… Lone Jobber is standing on the top rope… 450 SPLASH!
CONNECTS!
Rhino:Thats going to be it…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg…
Rhino:Simon Dean has just run down to ringside…
Mark:Heres the cover 1…………………………2………………….3…..NO! MASTERS FOOT IS ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Rhino:Simon Dean just snuck in there and put his foot on the rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber can not believe it…
Rhino:Simon Dean is distracting the referee and now Lone Jobber…
Mark:Masters just pulled a chain out of his tights…
Rhino:This is not going to be good for Lone Jobber…
Mark:Chris Masters waits… Lone Jobber turns around… Right hand missed…
Rhino:Lone Jobber saw it coming…
Mark:Jobber pushes Masters in to Simon Dean knocking him off the apron…
Rhino:Masters is staggering around…
Mark:Kick to the midsection… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Thats it…
Mark:Heres the cover 1…………………..2…………………..3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber pulled this one out… As he was able to counteract the interference of Simon Dean…
Mark:This one backfired on the Dunegon of Doom… As we get set for more eWa Action…
Steel Cage
Thend vs Demon Child
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Steel Cage Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Seattle,Wa… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…
(“Devil Without a Cause” By Kid Rock plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Super Highway… Weighing in at 285 Pounds… THEND…
(“The End” by Three Doors Down plays as Thend enters the arena…)
Rhino:This is the debut of Thend in the eWa…
Mark:Demon Child gets right up in his face and goes for a right hand… Thend blocks the right
hand and hammers back with a couple of more right hands…
Rhino:Look at Thend go…
Mark:Demon Child gets backed up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Thend… Demon Child comes off the ropes… Flying Shoulderblock by Thend… Ducked by Demon Child and Thend goes crashing in to the steel cage…
Rhino:This is where Demon Child needs to take advantage of the situation…
Mark:Demon Child now spins Thend around and nails him with a spinning clothesline… Demon Child mounts Thend and hammers him with a straight right hands…
Rhino:Demon Child is opening up on Thend…
Mark:Thend is back up on his feet… Demon Child lifts him up and rams him head first in to the steel cage…
Rhino:Right now Demon Child is in complete control of Thend…
Mark:Demon Child covers Thend 1………………………..2……………… Kickout by Thend…
Rhino:Thend is staggering back up to his feet…
Mark:Demon Child is backing Thend in to the corner…Hard Irish Whip… Reversal by Thend and Demon Child goes crashing in to the corner…
Rhino:Demon Child is staggering around the ring right now…
Mark:Thend picks up Demon Child and throws him face first in to the steel cage… Thend picks up Demon Child again and throws him in to the steel cage again…
Rhino:Demon Child is tasting some steel…
Mark:Thend now comes off the ropes and connects with a flying shoulder block… Thend goes for a cover 1…………………………2………………… Kickout by Demon Child…
Rhino:Thend is turning the momentum in to his favor right now…
Mark:Thend picks up Demon Child again…
Rhino:Demon Child is going to taste some steel again…
Mark:Demon Child slides off of Thend’s shoulder and Demon Child pushes him in to the steel… Dropkick by Demon Child laying out Thend…
Rhino:Thend took some boot to the jaw…
Mark:Demon Child now picks up Thend… HEART STOPPER!
Rhino:Thats going to be it…
Mark:Demon Child hooks the leg on Thend… 1…………………………………2………………… .3……….. NO! THEND GOT HIS SHOULDER UP…
Rhino:That was close… Demon Child could not believe it…
Mark:Demon Child now nails Thend with right hands backing him up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Demon Child… Reversal by Thend… Demon Child comes off the ropes… Powerslam by Thend…
Rhino:Demon Child is staggering to his feet…
Mark:Thend with a kick to the midsection… Gutwrench Powerbomb by Thend and he covers Demon Child 1……………………………….2……………………3…….NO! Demon Child got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Thend is signalling for the end…
Mark:Thend has Demon Child hooked up… JUDO CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it…
Mark:Thend hooks the leg 1………………………….2………………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THEND…
Rhino:Thend comes in and picks up his first win here in the eWa…
Mark:More action to come… But first we want everyone to check out the new eWa Message Board… Get Involved, Get Interactive… At eWazone2004.cjb.net… Lets get set for our next contest…
Derek Chambers vs Amazing Red
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From New York, New York… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… DEREK CHAMBERS…
(Chambers theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…
(“Longhorn” Plays throughout the arena…)
Rhino:Whats Going on?
Mark:ITS JBL!
Rhino:What is he doing here?
Mark:Derek Chambers is in shock that he is out here right now…
Rhino:So am I…
Mark:JBL is in the ring and goes right after Derek Chambers… Chambers fights back with right hands… Derek Chambers sends JBL in to the ropes… Reversal by JBL… Chambers goes for a cross body…
Rhino:JBL caught him in midair…
Mark:Last Call by JBL sending Derek Chambers in to the mat…
Rhino:Derek Chambers is staggering to his feet…
Mark:CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! JBL has laid out Derek Chambers…
Rhino:JBL is making his presence known here in the eWa…
Mark:JBL is leaving the ring… As we get set for…
(Shane McMahon appears on Hardcore Theater)
Shane:Derek, I gave you one last chance and it looks like you were unable to cut the mustard… So Derek Chambers… YOU’RE FIRED!
Rhino:Shane McMahon has fired another superstar…
Mark:Three people have been fired by Shane McMahon in the last two events… As Shane McMahon cuts the fat out of the eWa… We get set for our next contest…
eWa Tag Team Championship Tournament Round 2
Subway & Payne Killer vs Big Daddy Ace & Chris Benoit
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is part of the eWa Tag Team Championship Tournament… Weighing in at a combined weight of 508 Pounds… Part of The Network… BIG DADDY ACE and CHRIS BENOIT…
(“Hits The Floor” by Linkin Park plays as Big Daddy Ace and Chris Benoit enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 485 Pounds… The eWa Tag Team Champions… Part of the Third World Empire… SUBWAY & PAYNE KILLER…
(“House Of 1000 Corpse” by Rob Zombie plays as Subway & Payne Killer enter the stadium…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is under way… Payne Killer and Chris Benoit start things out in the center of the ring… Payne Killer nails Chris Benoit with a couple of right hands… Benoit comes back and nails Payne Killer with knife edge chops…
Rhino:WOOOOOO!
Mark:Payne Killer is backed up in to the ropes by Chris Benoit… Benoit with an irish whip… Payne Killer comes off the ropes and Benoit drives the knee right in to the midsection of Payne Killer …
Rhino:Payne Killer is having trouble breathing after that….
Mark:Chris Benoit now hooks up Payne Killer … Snap Suplex by the rabid wolverine… Benoit floats over in to a cover 1………………………2……………………. Kickout by Payne Killer …
Rhino:Benoit has Payne Killer in a double underhook and is bringing him over to his corner…
Mark:Chris Benoit tags in Big Daddy Ace…Double suplex by Benoit and Ace to Payne Killer… Big Daddy Ace with a cover 1………………………2…………………… Kickout by Payne Killer…
Rhino:Right now Payne Killer is having some trouble…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now backs Payne Killer in to the corner… Chops to the chest by Big Daddy Ace…Now Big Daddy Ace stomps away at Payne Killer… Big Daddy Ace with an irish whip… Reversal by Payne Killer and Big Daddy Ace gets driven hard in to the corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:From behind Payne Killer picks up Big Daddy Ace and drops him with a belly to back suplex… Payne Killer with a quick cover 1………………..2……………. Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Subway wants in…
Mark:Payne Killer tags him in…Subway nails the eWa Television Champion with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:The FTW Champion and eWa Television Champion are going at it…
Mark:Subway with an irish whip… Big Daddy Ace comes off the ropes… High back body drop… Big Daddy Ace backs up in to the corner… Running clothesline by the FTW Champion…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is dazed out of the corner…
Mark:Subway hooks up Big Daddy Ace… Hangmans neckbreaker… Cover by Subway 1…………………2………………… Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Benoit is itching to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Subway brings Big Daddy Ace over to the corner…
Rhino:Payne Killer is tagged back in to the ring…
Mark:Payne Killer now picks up Big Daddy Ace and nails him with a backbreaker…
Rhino:You have to remember Big Daddy Ace has to fight later on tonight against Doug Kinsella…
Mark:That is true… Payne Killer with a cover on Big Daddy Ace 1………………..2…… Benoit comes right in and breaks it up…
Rhino:You can see Chris Benoit wants in on this…
Mark:Payne Killer now drives a knee to the back of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in some pain now…
Mark:Camel Clutch by Payne Killer…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in a tremendous amount of pain right now…
Mark:Here comes Chris Benoit and he runs right in and nails Payne Killer with a running dropkick…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace now needs to make the tag…
Mark:Subway gets the tag from Payne Killer…Elbow drop by Subway before Big Daddy Ace could make the tag to Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace got close and it was not good…
Mark:Subway whips Big Daddy Ace hard in to the corner…Subway charges… SUBLINE! NO! Big Daddy Ace ducked out of the way…SPEAR!
Rhino:Both men are down now…
Mark:This could be Big Daddy Ace’s chance…
Rhino:Subway is making his way over to the corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is getting close…
Rhino:Subway makes the tag…
Mark:Benoit gets the tag…Chris Benoit with a running clothesline taking down Payne Killer…
Rhino:Subway is back in…
Mark:Benoit goes behind Subway… German Suplex by Chris Benoit to Subway… Here is one more Payne Killer with a release german suplex…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is back in the ring…
Mark:Subway gets taken over the top rope by Big Daddy Ace and both champions are down on the outside…
Rhino:Chris Benoit just connected with another german suplex…
Mark:Chris Benoit is now on the top rope… FLYING HEADBUTT! MISSED!
Rhino:Payne Killer moved out of the way…
Mark:Subway just drove Big Daddy Ace in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Payne Killer has Chris Benoit up on his shoulders…
Mark:Subway is up on the top rope… DOOMSDAY DEVICE!
Rhino:Shades of the Legion of Doom…
Mark:Payne Killer with a cover 1………………………2…………………………3… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners SUBWAY & PAYNE KILLER…
Rhino:The Tag Team Champions continue on and will fight the winner of the DX vs Al Snow/Darien match up later tonight…
Mark:Lets get set for our next contest…
Hardcore Rules
Eric Stryker vs The Assassin
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is under Hardcore rules…Introducing first… From New York, New York… Weighing in at 213 Pounds… THE ASSASSIN…
(The Assassin’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From New York City…Weighing in at 237 Pounds…ERIC STRYKER…
(“Accidents” by Alexisonfire plays as Eric Stryker enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… The Assassin goes right after Eric Stryker…
Rhino:The Assassin wants to be the who ends Eric Stryker’s career…
Mark:The Assassin backs Eric Stryker up in to the corner… Stryker blocks a right hand puts The Assassin in the corner and he nails him with straight right hands…
Rhino:Eric Stryker is now opening up on The Assassin…
Mark:Eric Stryker with a hard irish whip sending The Assassin hard in to the corner…Eric Stryker follows him in and connects with a running clothesline…
Rhino:The Assassin is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Double Arm DDT by Eric Stryker… Stryker with a cover on The Assassin 1
…………………………………..2……… Kickout by The Assassin…
Rhino:Eric Stryker is now looking underneath the ring for some sort of weapon…
Mark:Eric Stryker brings a singapore cane in to the ring… The Assassin turns around… Eric
Stryker swings… The Assassin ducks and kicks Stryker in the midsection… Swinging Neckbreaker…
Rhino:The Assassin now rolls out of the ring and is bringing a trash can in to the ring…
Mark:Eric Stryker turns around The Assassin lays Eric Stryker out with the trash can… The
Assassin goes for a cover 1……………………2…………… Eric Stryker kicks out…
Rhino:The Assassin is really looking to take out Eric Stryker…
Mark:The Assassin brings a steel chair in to the ring…
Rhino:Eric Stryker is staggering to his feet…
Mark:Steel to Skull… Eric Stryker has been laid out…
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:The Assassin hooks the leg on Eric Stryker 1………………………………..2
………………………..3…….NO! Eric Stryker got his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was close…
Mark:The Assassin picks up the steel chair…
Rhino:Eric Stryker is staggering to his feet…
Mark:The Assassin throws the chair at Eric Stryker… THE PICK! NO! Eric Stryker ducked the Pick…
Rhino:Dont turn around Assassin…
Mark:Chair Shot by Eric Stryker laying out The Assassin…
Rhino:Did you hear the thud with that chair… Thats gotta hurt…
Mark:Stryker picks up the singapore cane…
Rhino:The Assassin is out on his feet…
Mark:Singapore Cane right across the skull of The Assassin…
Rhino:Vicious cane shot…
Mark:Eric Stryker picks up The Assassin from behind…
Rhino:I think its going to be it right here…
Mark:LIGHTS OUT! By Eric Stryker…
Rhino:The Assassin is done…
Mark:Eric Stryker hooks the leg 1………………………..2……………………..3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ERIC STRYKER…
Rhino:Eric Stryker continues his winning ways here in the eWa…
Mark:The Assassin couldnt get the job done… Can anyone stop Eric Stryker? Lets get back to the ring for more action…
FTW Championship Musical Chairs Match
Subway(c) vs Grin
Written by NexSubman
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a MUSICAL CHAIRS MATCH and is for the FTW Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Hardcore Theater… Weighing in at 307 Pounds… GRIN…
(“Insane in the Brain” plays as Grin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Wildwood,Nj… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… From the Third World Empire… The FTW CHAMPION… SUBWAY…
(“Hits From The Bong Plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Mark:Whats this Subway has a Grocery Cart full of chairs and is handing them out to fans!
Rhino:Thats are Subway love him or hate him, he knows what makes this crowd tick and instructing fans to be ready to hold the chairs for him.
Mark:Subway looking at Grin and he throws him a CHAIR! Grin caught it now backs off. Sub climbs in and points to Grins Chair then his own head.
Rhino:I think Sub wants to trade shots with Grin! Grin responds by blasting one across Subways exposed head.
Mark:Subway a bit rocked makes a fist and shakes it off as Grin feading Sub his head and Sub winds up and bam!
Rhino:Grin rocked by that but ready to exchange and cracks one across Subways head blood starts to poor. As he goes down to one knee.
Mark:Subway almost went down but back up now. Grin looking at the dent in the chair.
Rhino:Subway with a swing and Grin DUCKS Chiar shot to the knee as the FTW Champion goes down!
Mark:Grin grabs another chair a fresh one and begins chair shotting the same leg!
Rhino:3 4 5 TIMES! Now to the back 2 3 4 5 times again! The chair is disfigured.
Mark:Grin throws it and sees the fans raising the chairs that Subway gave them.
Rhino:Grin throws a wounded Subway out of the ring and points to one of the chairs and motions to raise it up a little and slams Subways head into the chair and points to another and again.
Mark:Take a breather Rhino! Grin pointing to a couple of young guys and says hold it firm and BEGINS TO BANG SUBWAYS HEAD FROM ONE TO ANOTHER! HE;S PLAYING A SUBWAY INSTRUMENTAL!
Rhino:Grin throws down the motionless Fuck The World Champion! We may have a new champion right now! NO LOWBLOW by the Champ! Subway pitches Grin back in grabs a chair sends Grin off the ropes and THROWS A CHAIR AT GRINS FACE!
Mark:Subway looks Irate right now and begins slamming Grins head into the same chair Grin started his attack with and Grins is crimson red now too.
Rhino:Subway looking around and sets a chair..NO WAY!
Mark:TRIPLE JUMP MOONSAULT WITH A CHAIR ACROSS SUBWAYS STOMACH! Both men are down right now! Subway coming around grabs a chair and throws it at the head of Grin and stands Up, throws Grin into the corner sets another chair!
Rhino:Big Subway Steel Chair Splash! Grin crumbles as Subway shows its about over the FTW Champion back in full control and throws Grin out of the ring sets a table puts Grin on it, taking a lot of time climbing with a steel chair!
Mark:ARABAIN FACE BUSTER MISSES! Grin moved and Subway is down a rolling in pain.Grin signals for everyone to throw chairs on him then gets another section to pile them on the floor as Subway fights off the pile of chairs and dodges the flying ones.
Rhino:Finds his out and into Grins waiting hands kick to the gut and POWERBOMB INTO THE CHAIRS! Grin covers 1………2………3 NO!
Mark:Subway with a low blow and a CHAIR TO THE THROAT! And opens the seat on his head Grin staggers and SUB LINE! 1……………2……………….3…..Its Over and Still eWa Fuck The World Champion!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL FTW Champion… SUBWAY…
Rhino:Subway pulls out this hard hitting match up…
Mark:Subway is now going to find out who he and Payne Killer will fight at the next event…
eWa Tag Team Championship Tournament Round 2
Triple H & Shawn Michaels vs Al Snow & Darien
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a second round match in the eWa Tag Team Championship Tournament… Introducing first… Weighing in at a combined weight of 473 Pounds… AL SNOW and DARIEN…
(“What does everybody want” plays as Darien and Al Snow enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponents… Weighing in at combined weight of 487 Pounds…Representing Degeneration X…The team of The Game TRIPLE H and the eWa Television Champion The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Break it Down” plays Triple H and Shawn Michaels enter the arena…)
Mark:It will be Shawn Michaels and Al Snow start things out in the center of the ring… Collar and Elbow tie up…Al Snow with a side headlock on Shawn Michaels… Shawn tries to fight out and he nails Al Snow with shots to the midsection… HBK pushes Al Snow in to the ropes… Al Snow comes off the ropes and Shawn Michaels got knocked down to the mat…
Rhino:Vicious shoulder block…
Mark:Al Snow scoops up Shawn Michaels and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Al Snow is out wrestling the Showstopper…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is back up… Al Snow kicks him in the midsection… Hangman’s neckbreaker…
Rhino:Darien gets the tag from Al Snow…
Mark:Double vertical suplex by Al Snow and Darien…Darien covers Shawn Michaels 1…………………..2……………. HBK gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The team of Al Snow and Darien are right now in control of this match up…
Mark:Darien whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… Belly to belly over head suplex by Darien sending Shawn Michaels half way across the ring…
Rhino:That was a nice suplex by Darien…
Mark:Darien goes for a cover on Shawn Michaels 1………………………2…………………..HBK kicks out again…
Rhino:Darien is now backing Shawn Michaels in to the corner…
Mark:Darien puts Shawn Michaels up on the top rope…
Rhino:This might not be good for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Before Darien can get set Shawn Michaels knocks him off with a right hand…
Rhino:HBK is up on the middle rope…
Mark:Double axe handle by Shawn Michaels right to the head of Darien…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is dragging Darien by the leg over to his corner…
Mark:Triple H gets the tag from Shawn Michaels and Triple H drives an elbow right in to the midsection of Darien…
Rhino:Triple H is looking to take back control of this match up…
Mark:Darien is back up on his feet… Triple H picks him up and nails him with a vertical suplex… The Game mounts Darien and hammers him with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets the tag back in…
Mark:DX whips Darien in to the ropes… Double Flapjack by Triple H and Shawn Michaels driving Darien straight in to the canvas…
Rhino:That was a good double team move there by Degeneration X…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a cover on Darien 1…………………………..2……………..Darien gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Right now Darien is struggling to put up some offense right now…
Mark:HBK with knife edge chops to Darien backing him up in to the DX corner…
Rhino:Triple H is tagged back in…
Mark:Shawn Michaels holds Triple H open and The Game drives his boot right in to the midsection of Darien…
Rhino:That has to knock the wind right out of you…
Mark:Triple H hooks up Darien… Backbreaker by The Game… Triple H goes right for the cover 1……………………………2………………………… Al Snow comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:You could see Al Snow starting to get frustrated with what has been going on…
Mark:Triple H whips Darien in to the ropes… Running High Knee driving his knee right in to the head of Darien…
Rhino:That’s vintage Triple H right there…
Mark:Triple H tags back in Shawn Michaels who is now on the top rope… Flying Elbow Drop connects by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Now that was vintage Shawn Michaels…
Mark:HBK is now tuning up the band…
Rhino:We are going to be looking at some Sweet Chin Music…
Mark:Darien is staggering to his feet… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Darien ducks… Double Clothesline…
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas…
Mark:Triple H is reaching out for a tag…
Rhino:Shawn makes the tag…
Mark:Al Snow gets the tag as well… Big right hand by Al Snow knocking down Triple H… The Game gets back up and gets knocked down again…
Rhino:Here comes Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Atomic Drop by Al Snow to Shawn Michaels and a dropkick by Al Snow…
Rhino:Al Snow is a house of fire…
Mark:Triple H goes for a clothesline… Al Snow ducks and now hooks up Triple H… Multiple Headbutts by Al Snow…
Rhino:Triple H looks out on his feet…
Mark:Al Snow scoops up Triple H and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Al Snow is heading to the top rope…
Mark:MOONSAULT! Al Snow connects with the moonsault… Heres the cover 1……………………….2……………………….3…..NO! Shawn Michaels comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Al Snow is now waiting for Triple H to get back up on his feet…
Mark:Al Snow hooks up Triple H…
Rhino:Could be time for the Snowplow…
Mark:Triple H counters with right hands…The Game with an irish whip… Reversal by Al Snow…High back body drop…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just pulled Darien off the apron and Darien hit his head on the side of the ring…
Mark:Al Snow now has Triple H hooked up… SNOWPLOW! NO! SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Oh My God!
Mark:As Al Snow had Triple H up… Shawn Michaels laid out Al Snow with Sweet Chin Music…
Rhino:Triple H is now hooking up Al Snow…
Mark:PEDIGREE! Triple H covers Al Snow 1……………………….2……………………..3….This one is over…
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners SHAWN MICHAELS & TRIPLE H…
Rhino:Both members of DX hit their finishers to put away Al Snow…
Mark:DX advances and will now fight Subway and Payne Killer for the eWa Tag Team Championship at Wednesday Night Xtreme… As we get set for our next title match…
eWa Television Championship Trifecta Last Man Standing Carnage
Big Daddy Ace(c) vs Doug Kinsella
Pa Annnouncer:This next contest is a Trifecta Last Man Standing Carnage Match… And is for the eWa Television Championship… Introducing first… The Mistress of Weapons… LUNA VACHON… Now introducing the challenger… From Dayton, Ohio…Weighing in at 241 Pounds… Representing the Dungeon of Doom… DOUG KINSELLA…
(“In The End” by Linkin Park plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Boston, Mass…Weighing in at 273 Pounds… Part of the BTP…The eWa Television Champion… BIG DADDY ACE…
(“Hit The Floor” by Linkin Park plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Mark:Doug Kinsella gets up in the face of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:They are doing a little bit of trash talking…
Mark:Doug Kinsella nails Big Daddy Ace with right hands… Big Daddy Ace hammers back with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:They are slugging it out in the center of the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace backs Doug Kinsella up in to the ropes… Hard Uppercut by Big Daddy Ace… One more uppercut by Big Daddy Ace… Big Daddy Ace with an irish whip… Doug Kinsella comes off the ropes… Big Daddy Ace comes off the other side and catches him with a running forearm to the side of the head…
Rhino:That was a vicious shot by Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now comes off the ropes and drops the leg right on Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Its all Big Daddy Ace right now…
Mark:Kinsella is back on his feet in the corner…
Rhino:Luna just handed Big Daddy Ace a singapore cane…
Mark:Singapore cane shot right to the midsection of Doug Kinsella… One more shot across the back by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Right now the challenger is in being picked apart right now…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now pulls himself up by the ropes… Big Daddy Ace charges at him… Back Drop by Kinsella sending Doug Kinsella over the top rope and to the floor goes Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Luna just handed Doug Kinsella a paddle…
Mark:On the outside of the ring… Doug Kinsella just nailed Big Daddy Ace across the back with the paddle… One more shot with the paddle and he breaks the paddle across his back…
Rhino:They are just beating each other up with weapons…
Mark:Ace gets rolled back in to the ring by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Luna just handed Doug Kinsella a 2×4…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up… Doug Kinsella charges with the 2×4 and clotheslines Big Daddy Ace with it…
Rhino:The referee is beginning a count…
Mark:Kinsella stops the referee’s count and he nails him with a couple of straight right hands…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is hurting right now…
Mark:Luna just slid a chair in to the ring… Kinsella opens up the steel chair… Ace gets whipped in to the ropes… Flapjack on to the open chair…
Rhino:Ace just went face first in to the chair and is not looking so good at the moment…
Mark:The referee counts Big Daddy Ace down… The referee gets up to five and Big Daddy Ace is up…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now setting up the chair in between the turnbuckles…
Mark:Kinsella picks up Big Daddy Ace… Ace with a thumb to the eye and now Big Daddy Ace grabs him by the head and throws him head first in to the steel chair that Doug setup…
Rhino:That backfired on Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now picks up Doug Kinsella and snake eyes him on the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:Luna just handed Big Daddy Ace a trash can lid…
Mark:Kinsella is staggering around and Big Daddy Ace just laid out Doug Kinsella with the trash can lid…
Rhino:The referee is counting out Doug Kinsella now…
Mark:Doug is up at six… Big Daddy Ace pulls the chair out of the corner… Doug turns around and gets leveled with the steel chair…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is bleeding after that chair shot…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace just reached back and slugged him with that chair… The referee is up to Six… Seven…Eight… Doug is back up…
Rhino:But he is bleeding tremendously…
Mark:Doug Kinsella turns around… SPEAR! Big Daddy Ace just speared Doug Kinsella out of his boots…
Rhino:The referee is counting Doug Kinsella out… As Big Daddy Ace has gone to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace just brought steel steps in to the ring…
Rhino:The referee is up to seven…
Mark:Eight…Nine… Doug Kinsella is back up…Big Daddy Ace now hooks up Doug Kinsella… Kinsella with a straight right… LOW BLOW BY KINSELLA!
Rhino:Doug just kicked Big Daddy Ace downstairs and Big Daddy Ace will be singing a higher tune after that one…
Mark:Doug wipes the blood out of his eyes…
Rhino:Ace is staggering around…
Mark:IMPACT DROP! ON TO THE STEEL STEPS!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has been laid out…
Mark:Doug Kinsella has fallen over as the referee is now counting out both men…
Rhino:A bloody Doug Kinsella is pulling himself up with the ropes…
Mark:The referee is up to seven… Eight… Nine… TE!NO! Ace gets to his feet in the nick of time…
Rhino:We were so close to having a new TV champion…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace takes a couple of straight rights from Doug Kinsella… Spinning right hand knocks down Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Luna just slid in a dumbbell to the ring…
Mark:Kinsella picks up the dumbbell… Ace turns around… And Doug Kinsella cracks him over the head with the dumbbell…
Rhino:Ace is now bleeding…
Mark:The referee begins to count out Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:How much more punishment can these two do to one another…
Mark:Eight…Nine… Ace gets up…
Rhino:Both men are losing a lot of blood each time their heart pumps…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with a kick to the midsection…
Rhino:Doug has him hooked for the Judgment Slam…
Mark:JUDGMENT SLAM! NO! Ace counters out…From behind Ace nails him with a low blow…
Rhino:Doug is now spinning around…
Mark:Hot Shot in to the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:Doug is out on his feet…
Mark:Ace hooks up him… ACE CRUSHER ON TO THE STEEL STEPS!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is not moving…
Mark:Ace has fallen as well after delivering the move… The referee begins his count…
Rhino:Will either man get up…
Mark:Six… Seven…
Rhino:They are starting to move…
Mark:Eight… Ace is up… Nine… Kinsella tries to get up NO! He falls back down… TEN! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Television Champion BIG DADDY ACE…
Rhino:What a match up that was… Both men beat the living hell out of one another…
Mark:Tonight was Ace’s night… As we now get set for our main event…
eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship Falls Count Anywhere Match
Heidenreich(c) vs Kurt Angle
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Falls Count Anywhere Match and is for the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Pittsburgh, Pa… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… KURT ANGLE
(“Medal” plays as Kurt Angle enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From New Orleans… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… The eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion… HEIDENREICH…
(“Dangerous Politics” plays as Heidenreich enters the arena…)
Mark:Heidenreich and Kurt Angle are face to face in the center of the ring… Kurt Angle reaches back and goes for a right hand… Heidenreich blocks and nails Kurt Angle with a right hand… Heidenreich follows it up with a couple of lefts and rights before kicking Kurt Angle in the midsection… Clothesline by Heidenreich…
Rhino:Angle gets right back up…
Mark:Heidenreich charges and he sends Kurt Angle over the top rope and to the floor goes Kurt Angle…
Rhino:John Heidenreich is going right after Kurt Angle on the outside…
Mark:Angle is walking up the ramp… Backing away from Heidenreich… Thumb to the eye by Kurt Angle as Heidenreich got close to him him… Angle now goes for a clothesline… Heidenreich ducks and back drops Kurt Angle on to the steel ramp…
Rhino:Angle is holding on to his back as he gets back on his feet…
Mark:Heidenreich scoops him up… Sidewalk Slam on the ramp… Heidenreich covers Kurt Angle right away to make him work 1……………………..2……….. Kickout by Kurt Angle…
Rhino:The quickness of the cover as you said Mark was to make Kurt Angle work to kick out of the pin…
Mark:Heidenreich with a straight right hand to Kurt Angle and Angle rolls back down the ramp…
Rhino:The champion is in complete control right now…
Mark:Drop toe hold by Angle driving Heidenreich head first in to the steel steps…
Rhino:That was veteran move by Kurt Angle…
Mark:Angle has a steel chair…
Rhino:What is he going to do with the chair?
Mark:Chair to the right ankle of Heidenreich…
Rhino:Smart move by Kurt Angle…
Mark:Another chair shot the right ankle of Heidenreich…
Rhino:Kurt is trying to weaken the ankle so when he puts on the ankle lock… Heidenreich will have to tap out…
Mark:Kurt Angle just rolled Heidenreich back in to the ring…
Rhino:Angle is bringing the chair in to the ring with him as well…
Mark:Kurt drives the point of the chair in to the ankle of Heidenreich again…
Rhino:You can see the pain on the face of Heidenreich…
Mark:ANKLE LOCK!
Rhino:Its locked in on Heidenreich…
Mark:Heidenreich is trying to fight out of it… Heidenreich rolls through and pushes Kurt Angle back in to the corner…
Rhino:Angle hit the corner hard…
Mark:Heidenreich is back on his feet… Kurt Angle charges at him… Big Boot to the face of Kurt Angle…
Rhino:Heidenreich is limping around the ring…
Mark:Right now Heidenreich picks up the steel chair that Kurt was using on him… Angle gets back up… Chair shot right to the back of Kurt Angle…
Rhino:Did you hear that chair shot… What authority did Heidenreich hit Kurt Angle with that chair…
Mark:Heidenreich covers Kurt Angle 1………………………….2…………… Kickout by Kurt Angle…
Rhino:Heidenreich is taking back control of this match up…
Mark:Heidenreich is on the back of Angle… Heidenreich drops all of his weight on the back of Kurt Angle as he had him sort of in a camel clutch position… One more time Heidenreich drives all of his weight on to the back of Kurt Angle…
Rhino:Angle is hurting now…
Mark:Heidenreich continues to limp around the ring… As he backs Kurt Angle in to the ropes… Irish whip by Heidenreich… Tilt a whirl slam driving Kurt Angle straight in to the mat… Heidenreich goes for another cover 1…………………………2…………………… Angle kicks out again…
Rhino:The lower back of Kurt Angle must be killing him right now…
Mark:Heidenreich with a couple of right hands… As he backs Kurt in to the corner… Irish whip sending Angle hard in to the corner… Heidenreich follows him in and splashes him in the corner…
Rhino:Kurt is staggering around the ring…
Mark:Big Boot By Heidenreich…
Rhino:Kurt has been laid out…
Mark:Heidenreich with a cover on Kurt Angle 1………………………….2………………………..3….NO! Kurt Angle got his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was close…
Mark:Kurt Angle is back up on his feet… Heidenreich goes for a clothesline… Angle ducks… German Suplex by Kurt Angle…
Rhino:Both men are down now…
Mark:Kurt Angle has bought himself sometime…
Rhino:Yes he did… As he gets back up…
Mark:Angle nails the champion with a right hand… One more right hand for good measure… Irish whip by Kurt Angle… Reversal by Heidenreich… Heidenreich goes for the big boot… Angle ducks… From behind… ANGLE SLAM!
Rhino:That has got to be it…
Mark:Kurt Angle hooks the leg on Heidenreich 1………………………………….2………………………3……..NO! Heidenreich kicks out…
Rhino:Kurt Angle can not believe it…
Mark:Im shocked that Heidenreich kicked out…
Rhino:Angle pulls down the straps…
Mark:ANKLE LOCK IS LOCKED IN!
Rhino:Will Heidenreich tap out?
Mark:Heidenreich is fighting his way to the ropes and he is able to get there and Angle has to break the hold…
Rhino:Kurt Angle is now waiting on Heidenreich…
Mark:Heidenreich is back up… ANGLE SLAM! NO! Heidenreich lands on his feet… Heidenreich grabs him by the neck… Chokeslam by Heidenreich…
Rhino:Kurt Angle is down… Heidenreich is trying to pull himself back…
Mark:Kurt Angle is staggering to his feet… POWER DUNK!
Rhino:That’s it…
Mark:Heidenreich with a cover 1……………………………….2……………………….3…..NO! Angle got his foot on the rope…
Rhino:What!
Mark:The challenger is still alive…
Rhino:What the hell is going on now…
Mark:The Dungeon of Doom is heading to the ring lead by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Its Chris Masters, Simon Dean, JBL, Darien and Doug Kinsella who are surrounding the ring…
Mark:Heidenreich is distracted with what is going on…
Rhino:Masters and Dean are distracting the referee…
Mark:Doug just slid pipe to Kurt Angle… Angle just hit Heidenreich in the ankle with that pipe…
Rhino:Is Kurt Angle part of the Dungeon of Doom?
Mark:ANKLE LOCK!
Rhino:Heidenreich is in a tremendous amount of pain right now…
Mark:Heidenreich is trying to fight his way to the ropes…
Rhino:He is almost to the ropes…
Mark:Angle pulls him back in to the middle of the ring and locks it in on Heidenreich…
Rhino:Heidenreich is trying to fight out of it…
Mark:HEIDENREICH TAPS OUT! NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion… KURT ANGLE!
Rhino:Angle is champion…
Mark:The Dungeon of Doom is in the ring and Doug Kinsella gets in the face of Kurt Angle now…
Rhino:Angle is smiling…
Mark:Kinsella and Angle shake hands…
Rhino:The new Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion is part of the Dungeon of Doom…
Mark:Kinsella leads the attack on Heidenreich…
Rhino:The Dungeon of Doom is attacking the former champion right now…
Mark:We need security out here right now…Someone needs to stop this…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is just stomping away at Heidenreich…
Mark:Finally security is in the ring and is breaking this fight up…
Rhino:Thank god…
Mark:WHAT THE HELL! The Security just leveled each member of the Dungeon of Doom with right hands…
Rhino:Whats going on…
Mark:They are using their night sticks on the Dungeon of Doom except for the champion…
Rhino:This security means business…
Mark:The Dungeon of Doom is backing off and rolling out of the ring…
Rhino:The five security men have surrounded Kurt Angle…
Mark:The Champion has no place to run…
Rhino:OH MY GOD!
Mark:ITS DX! DX was the security that beat up the Dungeon of Doom…
Rhino:Angle has no place to go….
Mark:This is bad for the champion…
(“Break it Down” plays in the arena…)
Mark:OH MY GOD! Triple H and Kurt Angle are smiling…
Rhino:This cant be what it means…
Mark:Angle and Triple H hug in the ring…
Rhino:No… OH MY GOD NO!
Mark:Shawn and Triple H hold up the hand of the NEW Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Does this mean…
Mark:KURT ANGLE HAS JOINED DEGENERATION X…
Rhino:Angle setup the Dungeon of Doom…
Mark:This cant be good for the eWa… As William McConnell, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Shawn Michaels, Triple H and now Kurt Angle all standing in the ring… Celebrating this victory for Kurt Angle…
Rhino:What the hell does this mean for the eWa?
Mark:I don’t know… But we have to go… GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE! KURT ANGLE HAS JOINED DEGENERATION X!
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