Saturday Night Torture 01-22-05
Mark:Welcome everyone to a very special Saturday Night Torture… Live from New Orleans, Louisiana… I am Mark… He is Rhino… And what a night of action we have for everyone here tonight…
Rhino:The Main Event is looking to be one hell of a match up…
Mark:Lone Jobber and Triple H will battle inside the Steel Cage for the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:I have a feeling we may be seeing a new eWa Undisputed World Champion tonight…
Mark:We could… Also here tonight Eric Stryker tries to rebound after losing inside the Extreme Elimination Chamber and tries to take out Heidenreich…
Rhino:No one has been able to do it thus far… But Eric Stryker has a chance to do it tonight…
Mark:Payne Killer and Shawn Michaels will be battling in a Tai Pai Death Match for the eWa Television Championship… Plus more… It is going to be an interesting night… So lets not waste any time and lets send it to the ring for our opening contest…
Grin vs The Assassin
Pa Announcer:This opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From New York City… Weighing in at 213 Pounds… THE ASSASSIN…
(“Points of Authority” plays as The Assassin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Hardcore Theater… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… GRIN…
(“Insane in the Brain” plays as Grin enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go…The Assassin with kicks to the midsection of Grin backing him up in to the ropes…The Assassin whips Grin in to the ropes… Reversal by Grin and Grin drives The Assassin in to the mat with a spinebuster…
Rhino:Grin just drilled The Assassin in to the mat…
Mark:Grin with a cover 1…………………..2………………. Kickout by The Assassin… Grin now backs The Assassin in to the corner… Grin drives elbow to the head of The Assassin in the corner…
Rhino:Grin is just opening up on The Assassin right now…
Mark:Grin lifts up The Assassin and snake eyes him on the top rope…
Rhino:The Assassin is staggering around…
Mark:Grin charges in at The Assassin… The Assassin ducks the clothesline… Grin turns around… THE PICK!
Rhino:The Assassin has just laid him out with the superkick that he calls The Pick and he hit it out of no where…
Mark:The Assassin is able to regroup and goes for the cover 1………………………2………………….. Grin gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Even though he caught him off guard he still wasn’t able to put him away…
Mark:The Assassin now backs Grin in to the ropes… Irish whip by The Assassin… Grin comes off the ropes and The Assassin connects with a dropkick…
Rhino:He caught him square in the jaw…
Mark:The Assassin goes for a cover again 1……………………..2…………………….. Kickout by Grin…
Rhino:The Assassin is starting to take back control of this match up…
Mark:Right hands from The Assassin backing Grin in to the corner… The Assassin sets up Grin on the top rope…
Rhino:The Assassin is going for a big move…
Mark:The Assassin goes for a superplex… Blocked by Grin…And Grin drops him off the top rope…
Rhino:Grin is now standing on the top rope…
Mark:Flying Clothesline by Grin connects on to The Assassin from the top rope…
Rhino:That was one hell of a move…
Mark:Grin goes for a cover 1……………………….2………………………… The Assassin kicks out…
Rhino:The Assassin is in some trouble…
Mark:Grin goes behind The Assassin… German Suplex and he throws The Assassin in to the turnbuckle…
Rhino:That’s gotta hurt…
Mark:Grin goes for another cover 1…………………………………….2………………………3.. NO! The Assassin got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one there… Grin thought he had him…
Mark:Grin is now closing in for the kill…
Rhino:The Assassin is staggering to his feet…
Mark:Grin hooks him up… MANIC PAN… The Assassin gets out of it and hammers him with right hands…
Rhino:The Assassin is starting to fight back…
Mark:The Assassin whips Grin in to the ropes… Powerslam by The Assassin…
Rhino:Grin is in some trouble now as The Assassin is starting to pick up the pace…
Mark:The Assassin hooks him up… CRIME WA! NO! Grin is fighting out…
Rhino:The Assassin looked to end it… But it is not to be…
Mark:Grin kicks him in the midsection…MANIC PANIC!… Sunset Flip by The Assassin 1……………………………2………………………..3…….. NO! Grin kicks out…
Rhino:The Assassin almost stole it…
Mark:Grin charges… The Assassin ducks the clothesline… PICK OFF!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Cover 1…………………………2……………………………..3…………………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ASSASSIN…
Rhino:The Assassin pulled it out… Even though Grin gave it his all…
Mark:That was a great way to start off the show… Lets send it back down to ringside for our next match up…
X-Pac vs Joe Mazaranno
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Beech Grove,Indiana… Weighing in at 268 Pounds… JOE MAZARANNO…
(“Let The Bodies Hit The Floor” plays as Joe Mazaranno enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Minneapolis, Minnesota… Weighing in at 213 Pounds… X-PAC…
(“What You Look At” plays as X-Pac enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go…
(“Break it Down” plays as Scott Hall and Kevin Nash walk out to the announce position…)
Rhino:What the hell are you guys doing out here?
Nash:Just a little scouting… You know that Degeneration X is always looking for new talent…
Mark:X-Pac goes to work on Joe Mazaranno at the moment nailing him with forearm shots followed by kicks to the midsection… X-Pac with an irish whip… Reversal by Joe Mazaranno… Samoan Drop by Joe Mazaranno…
Rhino:Are you guys out here scouting X-Pac or Joe Mazaranno…
Nash:We are out here scouting talent…
Hall:I have to say that last Samoan Drop had to hurt…
Mark:Well in the ring Joe Mazaranno opens up on X-Pac with right hands in to the midsection as he X-Pac in the corner…Mazaranno with an irish whip to the farside… X-Pac hits the corner hard…
Rhino:If I were X-Pac I would watch out right about now…
Mark:Running Clothesline connects by Joe Mazaranno…
Rhino:Since you guys are out here… It seems like Joe has been more impressive than X-Pac…
Nash:Well, that is true… We saw Pac last week and he was able to pull one out…But right now Joe is showing us something… Right Scott…
Hall:You got that right…
Mark:Joe Mazaranno scoops up and slams X-Pac down to the canvas… Joe drops the leg and goes for a cover 1…………………..2………………………Kickout by X-Pac…
Rhino:You guys have had a relationship with X-Pac before…
Nash:Did we?
Rhino:Yes…
Nash:I didn’t know that… That’s good information…
Mark:X-Pac is slammed back down to the canvas by Joe Mazaranno…
Rhino:Joe is heading to the top rope…
Hall:Mistake…
Mark:X-Pac is back up and he shakes the ropes…
Hall:Told ya…
Rhino:You were right on top of that one…
Mark:X-Pac climbs the ropes and he nails Joe Mazaranno right in the head with a big kick…
Rhino:He just knocked Joe out with that kick…
Mark:X-Pac now whips Joe Mazaranno in to the corner and he hammers with kicks to the midsection… Spin Kick right to the head…
Nash:Looks like this kid is fighting back…
Mark:X-Pac taunts the crowd and he runs in and nails Joe Mazaranno with the bronco buster…
Hall:Look at X-Pac go…
Mark:Joe Mazaranno staggers back up on his feet… Kick to the midsection… X-FACTOR!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Nash:Im with yah there… That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Cover by X-Pac 1…………………………2……………………..3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner X-PAC…
Rhino:So were you guys impressed…
Nash:Well, that’s for us to know and for you to find out…
Rhino:What does that mean?
Mark:Nash and Hall are leaving us now… Impressive win by X-Pac… As we get set for our next contest… Wait… Something is going on in the back…
Rhino:Its Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is taking out Batista in the back…
Rhino:Batista has been laid out by Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Guess we wont be seeing Batista in action… So lets move on for our next contest…
Subway vs Big Daddy Ace
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is now a NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH… Introducing first… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Part of the Third World Empire… SUBWAY…
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway walks in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE…
(“Sinister/Sinster Tech” by Tch N9ne plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this one is underway…
Rhino:Once again Subway has wrapped himself in Barbed Wire again…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace takes his time before going after Subway… Ace goes for the collar and elbow tie up as he battles for position with Subway…
Rhino:Subway is not backing down…
Mark:Subway breaks the collar and elbow tie up as he hammers Ace with a kick to the midsection followed by forearm shots…
Rhino:Subway is making sure he hits Big Daddy Ace with the barbed wire…
Mark:Subway with an irish whip… Big Daddy Ace comes off the ropes and Subway ducks his head… Ace sees and connects with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was one step ahead of Subway there…
Mark:Ace waits for Subway to get back up and he drives Subway in to the canvas with a spinebuster…
Rhino:Vicious Spinebuster…
Mark:Ace goes for a cover 1……………………………2…………………. Kickout by Subway…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just went to the outside of the ring and is bringing a steel chair in to the ring…
Mark:Subway gets back up and he takes a chair shot from Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just drilled Subway with that chair…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1…………………………….2…………………….. Kickout by Subway again…
Rhino:Subway is in some trouble…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace backs Subway in to the corner… Ace drives his shoulder in to the midsection of Subway… Before setting him up on the top rope…
Rhino:Ace is looking to send him down hard in to the canvas…
Mark:Superplex by Big Daddy Ace driving Subway in to the mat from the top rope and he landed right on the steel chair…
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1……………………………2…………………………. KICKOUT By the X-Core Solider…
Rhino:So very close… Big Daddy Ace is now telling everyone its time to end it right here and now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace lays out the chair as he waits for Subway to get back up to his feet…
Rhino:Subway is in some trouble…
Mark:Ace hooks him up… Subway counters the Ace Crusher… Subway spins him around… SUBLINE!
Rhino:Subway just knocked out Big Daddy Ace but the move sent him to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Subway now is regaining some momentum… As he goes to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace looks to be out of it as Subway picks him up…
Mark:Subway with a hard irish whip sending Big Daddy Ace hard in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now in some trouble…
Mark:Subway rolls him back in to the ring… As Subway brings a couple of weapons in to the ring…
Rhino:Look at that chair… Its wrapped in Barbed Wire…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now staggers back up to his feet…
Rhino:Subway is armed with his barbed wire chair…
Mark:Barbed Wire Chair Shot right to the head of Big Daddy Ace… Subway with a cover 1…………………………2……………………………. Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Ace looks to be bleeding right now…
Mark:Subway pulls off some barbed wire that he is wrapped in and is now digging it in to the head of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Subway is really trying to get the blood flowing from the head of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Subway with right hands backing Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes… Irish whip by Subway… Big Daddy Ace ducks the attempt at the Subline and comes back with right hands…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to fight back…
Mark:Kick to the midsection by Big Daddy Ace… DDT by Subway…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to wipe the blood from his eyes…
Mark:Subway is now staggering back up…Big Daddy Ace hooks up Subway… PSYCHO DDT!
Rhino:That was one hell of a move from Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with the cover on Subway 1…………………………….2…………………………3……… This one is OVER…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE…
Rhino:Impressive win by Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:This was a big for Big Daddy Ace… And it was over Subway…
Rhino:Looks like Big Daddy Ace is back and is back in a big way…
Mark:Lets get set for our next cont…
(“The Game” Plays as Triple H and Shane McMahon walk out in to the arena…)
Rhino:What in the hell are they doing out here?
Mark:I have no idea…But he has the stick so lets see whats gonna happen…
HHH:Later tonight I am going to come out here and take out Lone Jobber inside that Steel Cage… But that’s not why I am out here… I am out here to make dreams come true…
Rhino:What does he mean by that?
HHH:Right here is a contract… Its a contract for one man to sign… And it is for a match up to take place right here in this ring… Against Me… At Nightmare on eWa Boulevard… And when I retain the title tonight… This contract will be for a title shot against me on that night… Now Sting… I know this is what you want… I know you want to fight me and I KNOW you want to be the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion… So Sting… Come on out… And I will make your dreams come true…
Rhino:Is Sting going to show?
Mark:I dont know… If he wants a title shot he will…
Shane:Sting, we arent playing any games… This is a legal contract… So if you come out and sign it… Its going to be official…
(Lights go out)
Rhino:I guess he is going to show…
(“Crow” begins to play inside the arena…)
Mark:It looks like we are going to see the one and only Sting…
(A voice begins to talk over the PA System)
Voice:It burns up…
It dies…
And a dark shadow falls over his soul…
The ashes of a once great man risen occurs…
A wrong that must be righted…
We look to the sky for a vindicator…
Someone to strike fear…
Into the black hearts of the same men that created him…
A battle between good and evil has begun…
Against an army of shadows…
Comes the dark warrior…
A prevailor of good…
With a voice of silence…
And a mission of justice…
THIS IS STING…
Mark:Here he comes…
Rhino:Listen to the crowd erupt…
Mark:The fans are behind Sting as he comes down to the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is face to face with Sting…
Mark:You can cut the tension with a knife…
HHH:Sting, All you have to do is Sign on the dotted line…
Mark:Shane McMahon has just gave Sting the contract…
Rhino:Sting is taking his time to sign the contract…
Mark:The Contract is signed…
Rhino:This is going to be HUGE when these two finally meet…
HHH:Sting… Now that this is all official… I got only two words for you…
Rhino:Uh Oh…
HHH:SUCK IT!
Mark:Triple H goes for a right hand… Blocked by Sting… And Sting opens up on the eWa Undisputed World Champion…
Rhino:The Game is getting hammered…
Mark:From the back here come The Outsiders…
Rhino:Nash and Hall are in the ring and they have just jumped Sting from behind…
Mark:Its a three on one assault on Sting right now… As Shane McMahon watches it happen…
Rhino:This was all a setup…
Mark:Nash and Hall are holding Sting open for Triple H as he holds the Undisputed World Heavyweight Title in Sting’s face…
Rhino:Listen to Triple H scream in his face…
Mark:Triple H lays out Sting with the Undisputed World Championship…
Rhino:Finally here come officials…
Mark:DX has sent a message to Sting…
Rhino:Triple H is showing his stroke and Sting just got suckered in…
Mark:These two will meet at Nightmare on eWa Boulevard… Who knows what will happen… But right now its time for our next contest…
FTW Championship Ravens Rule Terror Dome Match
Raven(c) vs Steve Austin
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the FTW Championship and is a TERROR DOME MATCH… Introducing first…From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN…
(“Glass Shatters” plays as Stone Cold enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Bowlery… Weighing in at 237 Pounds… The FTW Champion.. RAVEN…
(“Scream” plays as Raven walks in to the arena…)
Mark:Both men are now high above the ring…Inside the Terror Dome…
Rhino:This is going to be a very interesting match up…
Mark:Raven and Stone Cold are exchanging right hands up in the Terror Dome…
Rhino:Look at those two men just go back and forth with right hands…
Mark:Austin with a kick to the midsection and he fires with right hands backing Raven up in to the Terror Dome wall…
Rhino:Raven is right up close and personal with the barbed wire…
Mark:Austin with chops to the chest knocking Raven back in to the wall…
Rhino:Raven is caught up in the barbed wire…
Mark:Austin now hooks up and nails Raven with a suplex…Stone Cold is now mounting Raven and is hammering him with right hands…
Rhino:Every thirty seconds the door opens to throw your opponent out of the Terror Dome to send the other through the tables down below…
Mark:Stone Cold now goes to hook up Raven again for a suplex… Raven counters and Raven runs Stone Cold in to the barbed wire wall of the Terror Dome…
Rhino:That was a full head of steam by Raven and he just rammed him in to the wall…
Mark:Raven now hooks up Steve Austin and nails him with a russian leg sweep…
Rhino:The door has just opened and Raven is trying to bring Steve to the door…
Mark:Raven goes to throw him out but Stone Cold blocks and nails him with elbows to the gut… Austin goes for a right hand but it is blocked by Raven who nails Stone Cold with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:Raven is keeping the Rattlesnake tamed…
Mark:Raven mounts Stone Cold and he hammers him with right hands…
Rhino:Stone Cold is in some trouble now…
Mark:Raven now picks up Stone Cold and he drags him to the wall…
Rhino:Raven is trying to rub Stone Cold’s face in to the barbed wire…
Mark:Austin blocks and now pushes Raven in to the barbed wire…
Rhino:Stone Cold is now turning the tide on Raven…
Mark:Stone Cold is rubbing Raven’s face in to the barbed wire…
Rhino:It looks like Raven is bleeding from the forehead…
Mark:Stone Cold goes over to the open door and tries to push Raven out…Raven blocks… And backs Stone Cold back in to the middle of the Terror Dome…
Rhino:Austin with a low blow…
Mark:Stone Cold kicks Raven in the midsection.. STUNNER!
Rhino:Raven is out of it… In a normal match it would have been over but this is not a normal match up…
Mark:The door is still closed at the moment as he is waiting about another fifteen seconds…
Rhino:This is giving Raven time to get back in to it…
Mark:Stone Cold now picks up Raven and Raven nails Stone Cold with a thumb to the eye…
Rhino:That’s gonna stop him in his tracks…
Mark:Raven trips up Stone Cold… Raven hooks up Stone Cold… And he slingshots him in to the Terror Dome Wall…
Rhino:Raven is now rubbing Austin’s face in to the wall…
Mark:Stone Cold is now bleeding just like Raven…
Rhino:Stone Cold is in some trouble…
Mark:Raven goes to hook up Stone Cold… EVENFLOW DDT!
Rhino:The FTW Champion has laid out Stone Cold in the middle of the Terror Dome…
Mark:Raven is now trying to pick up Stone Cold and ragging him to the door…
Rhino:Stone Cold is really bleeding now…
Mark:Raven now goes to throw Stone Cold out… Austin fights and hammers back with right hands…
Rhino:Stone Cold is firing back…
Mark:Stone Cold continues to hammer Raven with right hands…
Rhino:Raven is on the defensive…
Mark:Stone Cold kicks Raven in to the midsection… Austin goes for the Stunner…
Rhino:Raven blocks the Stunner…
Mark:The door is open… AUSTIN GOES FLYING OUT! Raven pushed Stone Cold out of the Terror Dome and he goes through the tables…This one is over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL FTW Champion RAVEN…
Rhino:Raven has won the Terror Dome and is still the FTW Champion…
Mark:Stone Cold is hurting but Raven is still champion… Now we are going to see a…
(The arena goes dark and Hardcore Theater comes to life…at first, we see static, then, a face appears on the screen….this is someone we haven’t seen for quite a while…it’s Vinny “The Ice Man” Lucchese…he gets up from his chair, looks into the camera, and begins to speak)
Ice Man:Well, well, well…back in the EWA after such a long time…does anyone remember me?? Well, if you don’t remember me, let me tell you just who in the hell I am….I’m Vinny “The Ice Man” Lucchese…now, for those of you that don’t know, I was here before, and, I did quite well for myself…I was at one time, the EWA X champion, and, at one time, I held the tag team titles, with my former partner, Salvatore Lucciano…but, this time, I’m coming alone…I don’t NEED any help, but, if there’s anyone out there, that wants to team with the Ice Man, come find me, and, maybe we can work something out
Everyone in the EWA, BEWARE….the temperature is about to change, because, THE ICE MAN IS COMING BACK….VERY SOON…..SOONER THAN YOU ALL THINK
(The Camera Feed Fades to Black)
Mark:The Ice Man is Back… Look out eWa… Lets get back to the action…
eWa Television Championship Tai Pai Death Match
Payne Killer(c) vs Shawn Michaels
Written by NexSubman
Pa Announcer:The Following Match Up is a Tai Pai Death Match match for the eWa Television Championship! Introducing the challenger…From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid… SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels walks in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Selma, Ca… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… A Member of the Third World Empire… Your eWa Television Champion… PAYNE KILLER…
(“Thou Shall” hits the paa system..as Paynekiller walks to the arena)
Mark:Here we go both Paynekiller and HBK now dipping there hands in glass.
Rhino:Wait a second Mick Foleys has made his way to the ring and Terry in a Referee shirt is with him.
Mark:Lets hear what he has to say. Foley now in the ring.
Mick:You know Shawn your right, you are here for a reason. You good looking days ARE OVER! As of right now *points to the referee Howard Fink* You take a seat next to the timekeeper cause Terry Is now the Official Referee of the TLC Division. NOW GOODLUCK SHAWN! Sub Way sends his worst to you. O yeah Have a Nice Day!
Rhino:Short but sweet i guess and to the point. The TLC Division is really becoming starting to stand out.
Mark:I agree, the bell sounds this match is under way. Payne and Shawn sizing each other up. They Lock up Payne backs up HBK to the ropes as he ducks under third rope to break the count…clean break by Payne.
Rhino:I am surprised that this isn’t a fight right off the bat. Shawn knows where he is and thanks to the ropes on that one he was spared.
Mark:They know this will break out soon enough. They go to lock up again HBK ducks with a go behind single leg take down..HBK drops a elbow to the back of Payne killers head.
Rhino:Paynekiller fights to feet as Shawn hammers on the back SHAWN with a side suplex to Paynekiller.
Mark:Shawn sends Payne off the ropes drop down pancake ..leap frog HIPTOSS…NO Payne block Reverse Hip toss on Shawn… HBK up VICOUS Clothesline!
Rhino:Payne almost toke his head off, Paynekiller waits letting HBK get to his feet. Charges ..HBK Ducks and fires back with shots to jaw or Paynekiller…kick to gut DDT!
Mark:Shawn Raises his right hand begins to dig it into the right arm off Paynekiller now wrenching it as Payne gets to his feet, as Shawn steps over the arm grinding more glass into it blood spills onto the mat.
Rhino:Shawn with a the heel of boot to Paynes face and another, Shawn Holding the arm ducks forward rolls forward which flops over Paynekiller..HBK now with a arm lock legs wrapped around Paynes ARM!
Mark:He is a veteran and trying to keep this short, or else he knows tonight be badnight. Paynekiller Just STOOD UP WITH SHAWN STILL ATTACHED TO HIS ARM!
Rhino:What Power by Payne, his eyes a glowing bright red now! He slams HBK on to the mat, HBK holds on, he does it again, HBK still there Paynekiller running this time breaks free of Shawns grip.
Mark:Paynekiller whips HBK in to the ropes SPINEBUSTER! Payne has a leg he begins to grind away, as Foley begins to smile and Funk watch close.
Rhino:Blood soaking those jeans now. HBK with a shot to Payne, but Paynekiller continues, he now grabs Shawn by the hair and launches him into the corner.
Mark:Runs in with clothesline and then slams HBK back into turnbuckle as HBK Is sitting in the corner Paynekillers begins to grind glass into Shawns Forehead!
Rhino:Shawn now Covered in blood white tank top is red now Jeans are all bloody, Foley is laughing on the outside.
Mark:Paynekiller now picks Shawn up and begins slamming his head into the turnbuckle, but HBK with a back kick to Balls of Paynekiller..Paynekiller Holding the ropes to stay standing.
Rhino:HBK limping needs to regroup. Paynekiller in the corner getting it back together as well tery checks on Payne as HBK shoves Tery out of the way and begins to punch away at Payne now Shawn climbs the turnbuckle!
Mark He begins to punch away at Paynes skull, now grinds into it as Payne begins to bleed HBK with elbow shots now and FRANKINSTEINER out of the corner.
Rhino:SHAWN is warming up the BAND! But Shawn have trouble with his leg and Paynekiller is up he turns SWEET CHIN MUS…NO Payne caught the kick and now begins to strike at the inside of that leg, you can see the blood turn those blue jeans into dark red jeans now. Payne lets go as He laughs and Foley’s laughs too.
Mark:Powerbomb by paynekiller as HBK is laid out. Hbk clenching his leg and head now as Paynekiller circles his prey. Paynekiller signals to Foley as he bigins picking HBK back up to finish him off.
Rhino:LOW BLOW by HBK! Foley coming to the ring apron with a chair…It has Lightbulbs taped to it. Foley is up on the ring apron as HBK sees him but is having hard time standing he crawls to the corner and gets to his feet waiting watching as Paynekiller also gets to his feet ..Funk directing Payne to Foley..Foley throws the chair to Paynekiller!
Mark:Paynekiller turns AND CHARGES HBK …WITH EVERYTHING HIS GOT SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO THE CHAIR AS IT EXPLODES INTO PAYNEKILLERS FACE!
Rhino:Maybe the blood in those eyes of Payne he didn’t see he had the wrong side to him…the cover HBK has Paynekiller beaten and the eWa television Title in his grasp..but Funk stalls the count….referee Howard Fink jumps in from the side lines…1…….2……3…ITS over NNNEEEWWW eWa Television Champion!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Television Champion SHAWN MICHAELS…
Mark: Its not over Foley has the Title …Funk in the face of Fink! Terry with a kick to gut and PILEDRIVER on FINK! Foley is on his hands and knees in the face of the New eWa Tv Champion HBK….
Mick:YOU THINKS THIS OVER? HUH IT HASN’T EVEN BEGUN YOUR ASS IS MINE AND TONIGHT WAS JUST THE START OF THE END OF THE ICON END OF THE SHOWSTOPPA END OF THE MAIN EVENT! ENJOY IT NOW SHAWN ENJOY IT NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
Mark:Interesting statement from Mick Foley… Will this success for DX continue later tonight? But right now its time for our eWa X Championship Match…
eWa X Championship Barbed Wire Ropes Match
Heidenreich(c) vs Eric Stryker
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is a BARBED WIRE ROPES MATCH and is for the eWa X Championship…Introducing first… The Challenger… From New York City… Weighing in at 237 Pounds… ERIC STRYKER…
(“Accidents” plays as Eric Stryker enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From New Orleans, Louisiana… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… The Defending eWa X Champion… HEIDENREICH…
(“Dangerous Politics” plays as Heidenreich enters the arena…)
Mark:Both John Stevens and Sid have been banned from ringside for this match up…
Rhino:You can see that both men know exactly what is at stake in this match up…And that’s the eWa X Championship…
Mark:Eric Stryker gets up in the face of Heidenreich and he nails the monster with a right hand… A couple of more by Eric Stryker… As he begins to knock Heidenreich back in to the barbed wire ropes… Heidenreich puts the breaks on and he fires back with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:Heidenreich knew where he was at and he knew he didn’t want any part of the barbed wire…
Mark:Eric Stryker takes the shots from Heidenreich… Heidenreich with a kick to the midsection and he slams him down straight to the canvas… Elbow Drop by Heidenreich driving it right in to the midsection…Heidenreich puts his arm over Eric Stryker and the referee counts 1…………………….2……………… Kickout by Eric Stryker…
Rhino:Heidenreich is a dangerous man Mark and who knows what is going through his mind right now…
Mark:Heidenreich scoops up Eric Stryker and drops him face first on to the top rope of barbed wire…
Rhino:Ouch…
Mark:Is that all you can say is Ouch?
Rhino:Yes… It describes it perfectly…
Mark:Anyhow Eric Stryker staggers around and Heidenreich picks him up again and drops him one more time face first in to the barbed wire…
Rhino:You can see the momentum going Heidenreich’s way right now…
Mark:Heidenreich doesn’t go for the cover instead he goes right in for a choke…
Rhino:He is just choking the life out of the challenger Eric Stryker…
Mark:Heidenreich now whips Eric Stryker in to the ropes and he goes back first in to the barbed wire…
Rhino:Eric is holding on to his back after that shot…
Mark:Big Boot by Heidenreich laying out the challenger Eric Stryker…
Rhino:I believe this is going to be an easy win for Heidenreich…
Mark:Heidenreich goes for a cover 1………………………2…………………………3….. NO! Eric Stryker gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:We are starting to see some blood come out of the head of Eric Stryker…
Mark:Heidenreich now goes back to work on Eric Stryker as he sends him hard in to the corner…Eric Stryker comes out of the corner and Heidenreich nails him with a high back body drop…
Rhino:Heidenreich sent Eric Stryker high in to the air and you didn’t know when he was going to land…
Mark:Heidenreich drops the leg on Eric Stryker… As Heidenreich goes for another cover on Eric Stryker 1…………………………………2…………………………………… Eric Stryker kicks out again…
Rhino:Eric Stryker has fight left in him… But how much does he have left…
Mark:A bloody Eric Stryker now staggers around on to his feet…
Rhino:Heidenreich has him lined up…
Mark:SWINGING SIDEWALK SLAM! NO! ERIC STRYKER SWINGS AROUND… DDT BY ERIC STRYKER!
Rhino:Heidenreich went to end it but Eric Stryker countered the move and dropped him with a DDT…
Mark:Eric Stryker has just bought himself some time in this match up…
Rhino:Heidenreich is back up first…
Mark:Heidenreich once again picks up Eric Stryker and puts him up on his shoulder… Stryker slides out and pushes Heidenreich right in to the barbed wire…
Rhino:This could be Stryker’s chance…
Mark:Heidenreich turns around… Stryker wants him to come after him… Heidenreich charges… Stryker sides steps and drop toe holds Heidenreich face first in to the middle rope of barbed wire…
Rhino:The tide has turn in the favor of the challenger right now…
Mark:Yes it has… As Eric Stryker jumps right on to the back of Heidenreich as he was on the middle rope of barbed wire…
Rhino:Eric Stryker is now choking Heidenreich with the barbed wire…
Mark:Heidenreich now staggers around… Kick to the midsection… Gut wrench suplex by Eric Stryker…
Rhino:Eric Stryker is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Heidenreich is back up on his feet… Flying Cross Body by Eric Stryker… Cover by Stryker 1……………………..2…………………… Heidenreich kicks out before the referee counts to three…
Rhino:That was close…
Mark:Eric Stryker kicks Heidenreich in the midsection… Hot Shot in to the top rope…
Rhino:Heidenreich is bleeding…
Mark:Eric Stryker has lost a lot of blood and now Heidenreich is starting to lose some blood as well…
Rhino:Eric is looking to go in for the kill right now…
Mark:Head on Collision by Eric Stryker… Stryker goes for cover 1……………………………..2…………………..3……. NO! Heidenreich gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:This has been a wild match and right now it is looking like Stryker is going to be the next eWa X Champion…
Mark:Heidenreich staggers back up… Eric Stryker goes behind Heidenreich…
Rhino:It could be lights out for Heidenreich…
Mark:Stryker goes for it… Blocked by Heidenreich who nails Eric Stryker with elbows to the head… Heidenreich with a stiff kick to the midsection… Chokeslam by Heidenreich…
Rhino:Both men are down after Heidenreich delivered the chokeslam…
Mark:Both men are trying to recover from the blood loss and right now both men are staggering to their feet…
Rhino:Its going to be a fight to the finish right now…
Mark:Right hand by Eric Stryker…Heidenreich with a right hand as well…
Rhino:They are trading blows back and forth… Neither man giving an inch…
Mark:Heidenreich with a couple of more right hands getting the upper hand on Eric Stryker… Irish whip by Heidenreich… Stryker puts on the breaks before getting near the barbed wire… Stryker turns around… BIG BOOT…
Rhino:The Challenger has been laid out…
Mark:Cover by Heidenreich 1………………………………………..2…………………………..3…. NO! Kick out again by Eric Stryker…
Rhino:Heidenreich must be thinking what do I have to do to put him away…
Mark:A bloody challenger staggers to his feet… SWINGING SIDEWALK SLAM!
Rhino:That’s it… Its over…
Mark:Cover by Heidenreich 1……………………………………..2…………………………….3………. ITS NOT OVER! Eric Stryker got his foot on the rope…
Rhino:WHAT!?!
Mark:Exactly…
Rhino:Heidenreich is pissed off and is right up in the face of the referee…
Mark:Eric Stryker is once again staggering to his feet… Heidenreich kicks him in to the midsection… Powerbomb… NO… Eric Stryker flips over and lands on his feet and pushes Heidenreich in to the barbed wire…
Rhino:Heidenreich is staggering backwards…
Mark:Eric Stryker hooks him up… LIGHTS OUT!
Rhino:This could be it…
Mark:Eric Stryker with the cover 1………………………………….2………………………………….3……… NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa X Champion… ERIC STRYKER…
Rhino:He did it… Eric Stryker beat Heidenreich in one hell of a match up…
Mark:Both men lost a tremendous amount of blood… And in the end Eric Stryker pulled it out and is now the eWa X Champion… Its time for our main event… As the Steel Cage comes down we send it to the ring for the introductions…
eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship Steel Cage Match
Triple H(c) vs Lone Jobber
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a STEEL CAGE MATCH and is for the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship…Introducing first… The Challenger… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…
(“One is the Loneiest Number” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion… The Game… TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” plays as Triple H walks in to the arena…)
Mark:These two men have a history here in the eWa…
Rhino:They have battled all over the world and have battled in all different types of matches… Tonight is a Steel Cage…
Mark:Both men lock eyes in the center of the ring… Lone Jobber slaps the Undisputed World Champion right in the face…
Rhino:The Game didn’t like that at all…
Mark:Triple H goes for a right hand… Blocked by Lone Jobber… Jobber hammers Triple H with right hands backing him up in to the ropes…
Rhino:Look at Lone Jobber just open up on Triple H…
Mark:Irish whip by Lone Jobber sending Triple H off in to the ropes… The Game comes off and he gets nailed with a back body drop…
Rhino:The Game backs up in to the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber continues to hammer him with right hands in the corner… Hard Irish whip by Lone Jobber sending Triple H hard in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Dropkick by Lone Jobber nailing Triple H right in the face…
Rhino:It has been all Lone Jobber thus far…
Mark:Lone Jobber now grabs Triple H by the hair and is walking him over to the cage… Lone Jobber goes to throw Triple H face first in to the steel but Triple H blocks and nails Lone Jobber in the midsection…
Rhino:The Game wanted no part of the Steel…
Mark:Triple H now throws Lone Jobber head first in to the steel cage…
Rhino:The Game now is looking to take back control of this match up…
Mark:Triple H brings Lone Jobber over to the corner and he nails him with some knife edge chops followed by a couple of straight right hands… Triple H puts Lone Jobber up on his shoulder and he rams Lone Jobber head first in to the steel cage…
Rhino:Triple H is slowly picking apart Lone Jobber…
Mark:One more time Triple H throws Lone Jobber head first in to the cage…
Rhino:Triple H is looking to climb out of the cage…
Mark:Triple H is almost at the top of the cage… Lone Jobber is up and grabs on to the leg of Triple H…
Rhino:Lone Jobber isn’t letting him get away that easy…
Mark:Both men are standing on the top rope… Triple H goes to ram Lone Jobber’s head in to the cage… Lone Jobber blocks and he rams Triple H’s head in to the cage…
Rhino:Triple H slips off the ropes and has fallen in between the ropes and the cage…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets off the ropes and runs from the other side and splashes Triple H in between the cage and the ropes…
Rhino:Interesting move by Lone Jobber…
Mark:One more splash for good measure by Lone Jobber to The Game… As he pulls him back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now looking to climb out of the steel cage…
Mark:Lone Jobber is climbing out the other side of the cage…
Rhino:The Game is staggering over and is trying to reach up for Lone Jobber…
Mark:Triple H grabs on to his ankle stopping him for the moment…
Rhino:Triple H is hooking him up…
Mark:Lone Jobber is on the top… Triple H has him hooked… SUPERPLEX BY THE GAME… Driving Lone Jobber from the top of the Cage… All the way down to the canvas…
Rhino:That’s one big fall for Lone Jobber…
Mark:Triple H and Lone Jobber are both down on the canvas…
Rhino:I don’t think Lone Jobber is moving…
Mark:Triple H is now crawling to the cage door…
Rhino:Lone Jobber isn’t going to be able to stop him…
Mark:Triple H is by the door… Lone Jobber GRABS HIS FOOT… And is stopping him from exiting the cage…
Rhino:I didn’t think he would have been able to stop him…
Mark:Lone Jobber and Triple H are trading right hands now in the center of the ring… Lone Jobber whips The Game in to the ropes… Clothesline by The Challenger…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is starting to feel it…
Mark:Triple H gets back up and Lone Jobber trips him in the center of the ring…
Rhino:What is he doing now…
Mark:Slingshot by Lone Jobber sending Triple H face first in to the steel cage…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering…
Mark:School Boy by Lone Jobber 1………………………………..2……………………………. The Game kicks out…
Rhino:That was getting close…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for a clothesline… Triple H ducks and he nails Lone Jobber with a neck breaker…
Rhino:Triple H saw the clothesline coming and he was able to get out of the way…
Mark:Triple H kicks Lone Jobber in the midsection…
Rhino:Pedigree time…
Mark:Back Drop by Lone Jobber countering the pedigree…
Rhino:Triple H is right back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks him up… THE GIM… NO! Triple H counters and he shoves Lone Jobber in to the steel cage…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering…
Mark:The Game grabs Lone Jobber by the hair and throws him face first in to the other side…
Rhino:This is not good…
Mark:Kick to the midsection by Triple H… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That’s it…
Mark:Triple H turns him over… Here is the cover 1…………………………2……………………..3……. ITS OVER
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion TRIPLE H…
Rhino:The Game did it…He is still on top of the mountain…
Mark:How long will it last… As it will be Sting vs Triple H next week at Nightmare on eWa Boulevard…
Rhino:Good point…
Mark:Kevin Nash, Scott Hall and Shane McMahon have come out to celebrate with Triple H in the cage…
Rhino:Degeneration X looks to be on top of the mountain right now…
(lights go out)
Rhino:What the hell?
Mark:A spotlight is shining up where Sting usually is…
Rhino:DX is laughing because Sting isn’t there…
Mark:Something is coming out of the ring…
Rhino:OH MY GOD!
Mark:ITS STING! STING IS IN THE CAGE WITH DX…
Rhino:Sting has a baseball bat…
Mark:Scott Hall charges at Sting… Sting nails him with a couple of back chops… Followed by a shot with a bat…
Rhino:Here comes Nash…
Mark:Nash takes a shot to the gut from the bat and one more to the ribs from Sting…
Rhino:Triple H and Shane McMahon are leaving the cage…
Mark:STING IS STANDING TALL… AS DX RETREATS…
Rhino:Sting took a beating earlier… But is back and is chasing of Degeneration X…
Mark:STING… TRIPLE H… ONE ON ONE… UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP… WE WILL SEE YOU AT NIGHTMARE ON EWA BOULEVARD… STING I STANDING TALL! GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
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