Thursday Night Chaos 02-10-05

Mark:Welcome everyone to Thursday Night Chaos here in Ric Flair Country…

Rhino:WOOOOOOOOO!

Mark:There ya go… Tonight our main event is a Unification Match between Triple H and Eric Stryker…

Rhino:That should be a classic ladder match…

Mark:Also here tonight we are going to see a Triangle Casket Match which is going to feature Shawn Michaels, Heidenreich and Payne Killer…

Rhino:Two people are going to have a lid shut on them tonight…

Mark:Also tonight we are going to find out the final competitors for the Extreme Bowl 2005… So lets get started with our first contest…

Alexander Yanez vs Big Daddy Ace

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Already at ringside… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE…His opponent…From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… ALEXANDER YANEZ…

(Alexander Yanez’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Big Daddy Ace doesn’t wait for him in to get in the ring as they are brawling on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Look at Big Daddy Ace open up on Alexander…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a hard irish whip sending him in to the steel steps…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace seems vicious tonight…

Mark:Alexander Yanez is rolled in to the ring by Big Daddy Ace as the bell sounds to begin this match up…

Rhino:Ace jumped him from the beginning and it has been all Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips him in to the ropes… Reversal by Alexander Yanez and he nails Big Daddy Ace with a dropkick…

Rhino:That caught Big Daddy Ace right in the jaw…

Mark:Yanez goes for a quick cover 1…………………..2…… Kickout by Big Daddy Ace… Alexander backs Big Daddy Ace in to the corner with right hands…

Rhino:Alexander is taking control…

Mark:Hard irish whip by Alexander Yanez in to the corner… Reversal by Big Daddy Ace and Alexander goes hard in to the corner… Alexander comes out of the corner… SPINEBUSTER by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just drilled him in to the canvas…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace takes control and hammers with right hands backing him up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Big Daddy Ace… Alexander comes off the ropes… SPEAR!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is dominating Alexander Yanez right now…

Mark:Alexander staggers around… Ace hooks him up… ACE CRUSHER!

Rhino:I don’t think Big Daddy Ace is done…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks up Alexander Yanez… PSYCHO DDT!

Rhino:Looks like Big Daddy Ace is sending a message to the eWa and about the Extreme Bowl…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1……………………………..2……………………….3……….. This match up is over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is on a roll heading in to the Extreme Bowl…

Mark:Look out eWa… Big Daddy Ace is coming to make his mark…Lets get set for our next contest…

Vinny Lucchese vs Lone Jobber

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…

(“One is the Loneist Number” plays as Lone Jobber walks in to the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… VINNY LUCCHESE…

(Vinny Lucchese’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Vinny Lucchese and Lone Jobber lock horns in the center of the ring… Both men battle for position… Lucchese with a knee to the midsection of Lone Jobber… Vinny Lucchese continues to drive his knee in to the gut of Lone Jobber…

Rhino:He is trying to knock the wind out of Lone Jobber…

Mark:Irish whip by Vinny Lucchese sending Lone Jobber in to the corner… Vinny Lucchese is now driving his shoulder in to the midsection of Lone Jobber… Vinny Lucchese is now stomping away at the midsection of Lone Jobber…

Rhino:He is stomping a mud hole in Lone Jobber…

Mark:Lone Jobber gets picked up by Vinny Lucchese and he gets dropped with a vertical suplex…

Rhino:Vinny Lucchese is trying to really do some damage to the midsection of Lone Jobber…

Mark:Vinny Lucchese with a irish whip in to the ropes… Reversal by Lone Jobber and Lone Jobber nails him with a powerslam…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to fight back in to this match up…

Mark:Lone Jobber with forearm shots to Vinny Lucchese… Lone Jobber kicks him in the midsection… Swinging neckbreaker by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Vinny Lucchese is on the defensive at the moment as he makes his way back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber scoops up Vinny Lucchese and he slams him straight down to the canvas… Lone Jobber gets up on the middle rope and he drops the leg on Vinny Lucchese… Here is the cover 1……………………………..2………………………..Vinny Lucchese kicks out…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is looking strong at the moment…

Mark:Lone Jobber goes behind Vinny Lucchese and drops him with a belly to back suplex… Quick cover by Lone Jobber 1…………………………….2……………………… Kickout again by Vinny Lucchese…

Rhino:Elbow drop by Lone Jobber keeping Vinny Lucchese grounded…

Mark:Lone Jobber is looking to make a big splash right now…

Rhino:Hes standing on the top rope…

Mark:Lucchese is back up and runs in to the ropes…

Rhino:I think Lone Jobber will be speaking a higher tune after that shot…

Mark:Vinny Lucchese climbs the ropes… Superplex by Vinny Lucchese driving Lone Jobber straight in to the mat…

Rhino:Both men are down in the center of the ring after that…

Mark:Vinny Lucchese is the first one back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering back up to his feet…

Mark:Right hands by Vinny Lucchese as Lone Jobber staggers around on his feet…

Rhino:Lone Jobber looks to be out on his feet…

Mark:Vinny Lucchese hooks up Lone Jobber… Brainbuster…

Rhino:Now he is out in the ring…

Mark:Lucchese covers Lone Jobber 1…………………………………..2……………………….3…. NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Vinny Lucchese thought that was it…

Mark:Vinny Lucchese is lining up Lone Jobber now…

Rhino:I think Vinny is going to give Lone Jobber some Greetings from the Family…

Mark:Lucchese has him hooked up… Blocked by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is firing back…

Mark:Right hands by Lone Jobber… Kick to the midsection by Lone Jobber… DDT by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is buying himself some time right now…

Mark:Vinny Lucchese gets back up on his feet… Lone Jobber hooks up Vinny Lucchese… THE GIMMICK!

Rhino:That’s it…

Mark:Cover by Lone Jobber 1………………………………….2…………………………..3…….. Its Over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER…

Rhino:Just like Big Daddy Ace… Lone Jobber is on a roll going in to Extreme Bowl…

Mark:Extreme Bowl is shaping up very nicely… As we get set for our next match…

Winner is Entered in to the Extreme Bowl
Doug Kinsella vs Crazed Maniac

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA…

(“In the End” plays as Doug Kinsella walks in to the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Parts Unknown…Weighing in at 255 ½ Pounds… CRAZED MANIAC…

(“When I am Gone” plays as Crazed Maniac enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is under way…Maniac goes behind Kinsella… Kinsella goes behind Maniac and nails him with a couple of shots to the back of the head… Kinsella with a kick in to the back and he drops him with a reverse DDT…

Rhino:Doug is trying to forget about the outfit he is wearing… And is trying to concentrate on taking out Crazed Maniac…

Mark:Doug Kinsella backs Crazed Maniac up in to the ropes and he nails him with shots to the midsection… Irish whip by Doug Kinsella… Maniac comes off the ropes and Doug Kinsella takes him over with a hip toss…

Rhino:Crazed gets right back on to his feet…

Mark:Doug Kinsella peppers him with a couple of jabs followed by a discus clothesline…

Rhino:He took Maniac’s head off…

Mark:Doug Kinsella goes for the quick cover 1……………………………2……………………. Kickout by Crazed Maniac…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella continues to not let the fans bother him as they laugh at his outfit…

Mark:Crazed Maniac is backed up in to the corner by Doug Kinsella… Kinsella charges in… Crazed Maniac gets his foot up and nails him right in the face…

Rhino:Doug is staggering around the ring…

Mark:Crazed Maniac takes him down with a flying shoulder block…

Rhino:Crazed went after him like a missle…

Mark:Maniac with a standing moonsault as hes goes right for a cover 1…………………….2………….. Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Crazed Maniac is trying to make an impact his first match back on weekly…

Mark:Doug Kinsella gets backed up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Crazed Maniac and he nails him with a flying clothesline…

Rhino:The elevation by Crazed Maniac with that clothesline…

Mark:Another cover by Crazed Maniac 1……………………..2………………… Kickout again by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Crazed is now heading for the top rope…

Mark:Doug Kinsella staggers up to his feet…

Rhino:Crazed is going for a high risk move…

Mark:Cross Body… NO! Countered by Doug Kinsella who nails him with a dropkick in mid air…

Rhino:That’s gotta hurt Crazed Maniac…

Mark:Both men are taking their time getting back up on their feet…

Rhino:Doug is the first one back up…

Mark:Crazed goes for a right hand but gets blocked right away by Doug Kinsella… Who opens up with a couple of right hands…Kick to the midsection… SITDOWN POWERBOMB!

Rhino:What a move by Doug Kinsella…

Mark:The power and strength shown by Doug Kinsella as he goes for a cover on Crazed Maniac 1………………………………..2………………………………..3…… NO! Crazed Maniac got his shoulder up…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella now waiting for Crazed Maniac to get back on to his feet…

Mark:IMPACT DRO! NO! Crazed Maniac shoves him off… Doug comes back off the ropes and he gets taken out with a dropkick…

Rhino:Crazed Maniac is going right back in after Doug Kinsella…

Mark:Right hands by Crazed Maniac as he backs him up in to the corner…

Rhino:Doug is being placed on the top rope…As he is looking to hit him with the maniac bomb…

Mark:MANIAC NO! Doug Kinsella shoves him off the ropes…

Rhino:Crazed is staggering around as Doug Kinsella stands on the top rope…

Mark:Doug Kinsella with a Flying Cross Body… Cover 1…………. ROLL THROUGH BY CRAZED MANIAC 1………………………………..2………………………………..3………… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CRAZED MANIAC…

Rhino:What did we just see?

Mark:Crazed Maniac pulls off the upset and is heading in to the Extreme Bowl…

Rhino:Doug hit the move…

Mark:But it was countered and Crazed Maniac scores the pinfall win…

Rhino:Looks like the outfit is bringing some bad luck to Doug Kinsella…

Mark:Yes it is at the moment as we get set for our next match…

Dog Collar Match
Subway vs Darien
*If Darien Wins He Will Get a FTW Championship Match
*If Subway Wins, He Will Be Entered in to the Extreme Bowl

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Dog Collar Match… If Subway wins, he is entered in to the Extreme Bowl… If Darien wins, he receives a shot at the FTW Championship… Introducing first… From Glen Burnie,Md… Weighing in at 239 Pounds… DARIEN…

(”Insaneology” plays as Darien enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Wildwood,Nj… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Part of the Third World Empire and he is the FTW Champion… SUBWAY…

(“Hits from the bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)

Mark:Both men have been locked together with the dog collars…

Rhino:They are separated by what looks like a fifteen foot chain…

Mark:Subway and Darien are in the ring and there they go… Trading right hands back and forth…

Rhino:Look at the fists fly…

Mark:Subway with a stiff kick to the midsection of Darien as he scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas… The FTW Champion wraps his fist in chain and hammers Darien with a couple of right hands…

Rhino:That’s smart thinking by Subway… Using the chain to do some damage…

Mark:Subway whips him in to the ropes… Back Body Drop…k

Rhino:Darien is staggering around…

Mark:Subway charges… Darien ducks and he back drops Subway over the top rope and to the floor goes Subway…

Rhino:The Dog Collars and the chain isn’t allowing either man to really get some separation from one another…

Mark:Darien yanks the chain and he is pulling Subway up on to the apron…

Rhino:Darien is really pulling that chain right now…

Mark:Looks like he is trying to choke out the FTW Champion…

Rhino:I think that is exactly what he is doing…

Mark:Darien lets him drop down as he goes to the outside after Subway… Darien lifts him up and drops him throat first across the guardrail before rolling him back in to the ring…

Rhino:Darien is coming to fight tonight…

Mark:Darien with a cover on Subway 1…………………………2…………………….. Subway kicks out…

Rhino:Subway is trying to catch his breath as he has been choked by Darien for the past few minutes…

Mark:Darien has the chain and he whips Subway right in the back with the chain…

Rhino:I am impressed with the effort that Darien is putting out right now… Looks to be his best showing since coming to the eWa…

Mark:Darien with another shot to the back of Subway…Darien now hooks him up and drops him with a double underhook suplex… Cover by Darien 1……………………2……………….. Subway kicks out again…

Rhino:The FTW Champion is not looking so good at the moment…

Mark:Darien kicks Subway in to the midsection as he goes for another suplex… This one is blocked by Subway who hammers Darien with forearm shots…

Rhino:Subway is fighting back…

Mark:Irish whip by Subway… Subway ducks his head… Darien sees and he kicks him right in the head…

Rhino:Subway is staggering after that kick…

Mark:Darien charges in with a clothesline… Ducked by Subway… Subway with a back drop as Darien turned back around…

Rhino:That was the move he was setting up for before the counter and he was finally able to hit him…

Mark:Darien is back up… Subway catches him with a couple of forearm shots… Before hooking him up with a DDT…

Rhino:Subway now has the chain in his hand…

Mark:Subway now begins to whip Darien with the chain…

Rhino:I know Darien enjoyed whipping Subway with the chain earlier… But I don’t think he is enjoying it right now…

Mark:Subway now grabs Darien by the hair and he throws him over the top rope…

Rhino:Subway is trying to hang Darien out to dry…

Mark:Subway is pulling on the chain just like Darien was earlier on…

Rhino:Darien is being choked out right now…

Mark:Subway is over by the ropes pulling Darien back in to the ring… Jaw breaker by Darien dropping Subway throat first across the top rope…

Rhino:Darien is now back in to the ring…

Mark:Darien hooks up Subway… Suteki Da Ne…

Rhino:What did you say?

Mark:I said Suteki Da Ne… Darien’s version of the TKO… As he goes for the cover on Subway 1……………………………….2……………………………………..3……. NO! Subway kicks out…

Rhino:Darien thought he had him right there…

Mark:Darien wraps his fist with the chain and he hammers Subway with a couple of big right hands…

Rhino:Subway could be in trouble…

Mark:Darien goes for a running superkick… Ducked by Subway… Subway spins him around and he takes him out with a running enziguri kick…

Rhino:That is going to by Subway a moment or two…

Mark:Darien is back up and so is Subway…

Rhino:Darien wants a FTW Title shot… Subway wants in on the Extreme Bowl…

Mark:Subway blocks the right hand from Darien… Subway with a couple of forearm shots…Irish whip by Subway… Darien puts on the breaks and kicks Subway in the gut…

Rhino:Darien is hooking him up…

Mark:EMBRACE THE NO! Subway gets out and pushes him in to the ropes… SUBLINE!

Rhino:That’s it…

Mark:Subway with a cover on Darien 1………………………………….2……………………..3………… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SUBWAY…

Rhino:Subway is going to the bowl…

Mark:We now know five men who will be stepping in to the Triple Tier Cage at Extreme Bowl 2005… This wild night is going to continue with a Triangle Casket Match…

eWa Television Championship Triangle Elimination Casket Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Payne Killer vs Heidenreich
Written by NexSubMan

Pa Announcer:Introducing first… From New Orleans… Weighing in at 275 Pounds…The Challenger John HEIDENREICH…

(“Dangerous Politics” plays as Heidenreich walks in to the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And his opponent… From Selma,Ca… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… Part of the Third World Empire… PAYNE KILLER…

(“Thou Shall” plays as Payne Killer enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Now Introducing the Extreme Wrestling Alliance Television Champion..From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid… SHAWN MICHAELS…

Mark: The lights have gone out.They flicker back on as Six figures in long black cloaks and Hoods!

Rhino: These six strangers are bringing out three Caskets. Two per casket…as the last set come out so does Mick Foley and as the six dark strangers surround the ring place casket in different areas outside the ring.!

Mark: The Lights turn back on as Terry Funk the Official TLC Referee makes his way to the ring and Foley has something to say!

Rhino: Hurry Mick Heidenreich is itching to start but seems to be debating on who to hit first. Paynekiller stands ready like Killer in the corner, Michaels stands far from both in the middle looking back and forth.

Mick Foley Director Of T.L.C. Division: Here its is in a nutshell, Since maybe it was a shot to the head but i made the mistake in booking the match, you see Triangle and Elimination are different rules to winning. So as of now to make it clear this a Tri Elimination Casket Match! Like it or not Mr. So Sure Of Your Self Michaels and I don’t care whose not and who is. Then theres HIM…. Everyone dislikes him….forget it just ring the dam bell.

Mark: Heidenreich charges Michaels ducks Paynekiller with a clothesline on Heidenreich!

Rhino: HBK shots to Killer as he backs him into the corner, Michaels now up on the second turnbuckle pounding with fists on Paynekiller who fights Michaels off and Inverted Atomic Drop!

Mark: Heidenreich off the ropes Shoulder tackle to Paynekiller! Paynekiller against the ropes hooking the top rope Heidenreich running closeline BOTH go over the top rope! Michaels follows with a crossbody!

Rhino: All three men are down, Heindenreich first up as he next to Casket he shooves it over in a rage and begins stomping on Payne, HBK gets outta the way and grabs a chair. Heidenreich swings Michaels ducks!

Rhino: Heidenreich nails Paynekiller in the back. With that swinging chair no Michaels with a forearm to the head of Heidenreich!

Mark: Shawn jumped up for that one Paynekiller is down as Heidenreich on one knee, HBK on the ring apron taunting the fans running axe handle to forehead of Heidenreich!

Rhino: Paynekiller with a vicious kick to HBK head. Now picks up and sends into the railing ….Now drops HBK across railing as HBK grips his chest!

Mark: Heidenreich with a chop to Paynekiller he staggers and returns the favor as the crowd approves with Woooos!

Rhino: This is heated up right from the start the Dark Strangers moving out of the way. Heidenreich cuts off Payne and kick to the gut sends Payne back in the ring as two Dark Strangers open the closest casket heidenreich steps back gets pissed and grabs HBK sends him back in to a awaiting Paynekiller!

Mark: Heidenreich is staring at that open casket. Paynekiller goes for the Pain Rele…NO Michaels fought out and low blow to Paynekiller. Heidenreich charges in like a NUT! Kick to HBK POWERBOMB IS SET IN!

Rhino: Heidenreich LOOKS TO THE CASKET! EXTENDS THE ARMS RUNNING POWERBOMB AND HBK JUST CRASHED THROUGH IT!

Mark: Thats not an Elimination, but I don’t think we will see HBK for a few minutes as Terry is checking on HBK! Mick is even concerned.

Rhino: Mick telling 2 of the six Dark Strangers to Leave and the others to set up the tipped over casket as we have on unopen Casket and…O SHIT! Paynekiller Heidenreich double clothesline, Payne took alot to come back after that low blow and is still favoring his jewels.

Mark: Man that casket shattered into pieces i am still in shock, no matter what i see over the years it always gets better.

Rhino: I hear that Heidenreich is up and is close to that Casket as he is staring again. Paynekiller charges BACKDROP BY HEIDENREICH! Paynekiller goes up and over and lands inside that casket all Heidenreich has to do is close the LID!

Mark: Foley is running down yelling NOW NOW NOW! What does that mean.

Rhino: O MY GOD THE DARK STRANGERS ARE DIS ROBING IT’S BIG DADDY ACE…VINNY LUCHESE….JEFF HARDY…FRANKIE KARAZIAN! All wearing Sub Way Network T- Shirts.

Mark: There mobbing Heidenreich! heidenreich fights off Vinny with a head butt Vinny rolls out of the ring …Jeff and Frankie jump him he powers them off the Big Daddy Ace with a short clothesline down goes Heidenreich Ace whips him into the far corner and follows right behind him with a avalanche splash.

Rhino: Whats happening is this all legal? Terry and Foley have got Paynekiller out of the Casket. Vinny is picking up HBK who starting to come around and tosses him in the ring. Jeff and Frankie now holding Heidenreich as he punches away at Heidenreich face and body fury of punches then turns to Vinny who has HBK!

Mark: Ace goes to give a shot and HBK with a heel kick to Vinny and Ace misses HBK with a low blow to Ace as Ace and Vinny both powder out as Heidenreich shoves off both Jeff and Frankie.

Rhino: HBK still in this fight all of the Netwrok are heading back up the ramp all three are back in the ring as Ace Vinny Jeff Frankie and Foley stand at the entrance way waiting for Foleys orders. HBK barely on his feet Paynekiller is coming towards Heidenreich as he is on one knee!

Mark: Stiff kick to Heidenreichs side temple, Paynekiller sits him up on a top turnbuckle and climbs up there with him. HBK looks on as that caskets is open, Paynkiller looks like setting up for a super plex no a Powerbomb but Michaels to the back with a chair Now climbing the rope as well second rope only and CHAIR SHOT Paynes head Shawn PUSHED THEM BOTH OFF!

Rhino: They both go crashing into the Casket as it tips over still in one piece HBK runs over and fastens the latches! ITS OVER NO WAY! Not like this!

Mark: Thats just figures another week of gloating by Shawn. But wait Foley just sent the Network to the ring side as they Mob Shawn from behind!

Rhino: THAT THIRD CASKET OPENED UP ITS SUBWAY AND HE LOOKS PISSED! network throws HBK in the ring and ACE CRUSHER by Ace! Hardy with a SWANTON Twisting leap Of Fate! Subway is yelling to hold him up and SUB LINE! Frankie and Vinny barley moved in time! Subway has a MIC!

Mark: He gets on the ground and gets in Shawns Face! As Shawn is belly down!

Subway: I TOLD YOU SHAWN MONTHS AGO THIS IS WAR AND BY ANY MEANS NESICARY I WILL MAKE IT KNOWN! NOT DX OR ANYONE THAT WALKS THESE HALLS ARE SAFE! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE SOON SHAWN, BECAUSE OF ME IT STARTS WITH YOU, TONIGHT WAS JUST THE START OF A NEVER ENDING HATE! NOBODY IS MY FRIEND NOT THE NETWORK NOT THIRD WORLD NOT ANYONE I AM ALONE AND SOON SO WILL YOU BE! WHEN HUNTER TUNRS HIS BACK ON A BROKEN HEART BREAK KID! YOU HEAR ME SHAWN?

Rhino: Subway smacking the head of a motionless HBK taunting him.

Mark: What is this about anyway I am lost!

Subway: HUH CAN YOU HEAR YOUR ENDING COMEING? YOU SHOULD BECAUSE RIGHT HERE AND NOW I HAVE ANNOUCMENT TO MAKE! NO NOT NOW NOT LIKE THIS SOON VERY SOON! WELCOME TO THE GENOCIDE OF THE EWA! FOREVERMORE!

Rhino: Subway drops the mic on HBK’s back as Frankie smiling aproaches him with his hand out BUT SUBWAY with right hand drops Frankie, Jeff comes at him back elbow to Hardy and down he goes Ace with a shocked look as him and Vinny back off as they square off, Vinny with a clothesline Sub ducks and super kicks Vinny through the ropes.

Mark: Ace charges Lou Thez Press and Punches away at Ace but Sub kicks out of that as he on fire and blocks Ace attempted Suplex and gives one of his own..another and a THIRD!

Rhino: Sub does a lot in threes nobody notices! Sub pitches Ace to the outside, as we saw The Sub Network gotten stronger but Sub showing no favoritism he is against the world right now!

Mark: We haven’t even had an announcement as Officials and Foley and Funk try to get Subway out of the ring. Subway shoves off Mick and Terry and any official getting in his way as he is leaving Network down….. and Shawn is just not moving!

Rhino: Lets clean things up, Sub way just ran back DOWN! He has that casket with Heidenreich and Paynekiller in it! Hes smiling now he has Paynekiller and Heidenreich! Whats Next?

Mark:We are getting set…

(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell walks in to the arena…)

Rhino:What is he doing here?

Mark:I have no idea…

Rhino:He is holding what looks to be a piece of paper of some sort… Maybe a contract…

McConnell:I hold in my hand, the contract for the Final Spot in the Extreme Bowl… As the CO-VP I am out here to announce who the final man is going to be…

Rhino:Who do you think it is?

Mark:That’s a good question…

McConnell:I will tell you this… This person is a former Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion… And has a track record as one of the great performers in the history in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…

Rhino:That narrows down the field…

Mark:Yes it does…

McConnell:So ladies and gentlemen, I give you the sixth and final man in the Extreme Bowl… (points to the entrance)

Rhino:Who is it?

Mark:No one is coming…

McConnell:Once again… Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Sixth and Final Man in the Extreme Bowl… (points to the entrance)

Rhino:Still no one…

McConnell:Excuse me for a minute… Announcer in one minute make the introduction again…

Mark:Looks like Will is going to find the final guy…

Rhino:I guess the guy doesn’t want to be in the Extreme Bowl after all…

Pa Annnouncer:Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the Sixth and Final Man in the Extreme Bowl…

(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)

Mark:Its William McConnell!

Rhino:What? I thought he was announcing who it was…

McConnell:That’s correct… It is I, The Answer William McConnell who will be the final man in the Extreme Bowl…So be prepared as the Star Attraction is going to shine at Extreme Bowl 2005…

Rhino:The Answer is in the Extreme Bowl…

Mark:That should be interesting… As he has a history in the big matches in the history of the eWa… Its now time for the main event…

Unification Match
eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight & eWa X Championship Ladder Match
Triple H(c) vs Eric Stryker(c)

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a UNIFICATION LADDER MATCH… To determined the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion… Introducing first… The eWa X Champion… From New York City… Weighing in at 237 Pounds… ERIC STRYKER…

(“Accidents”” plays as Eric Stryker enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion… The Game… TRIPLE H…

(“The Game” plays as Triple H walks in to the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Both men are face to face in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Both men are looking up at the gold hanging above the ring…

Mark:Triple H and Eric Stryker lock horns with a collar and elbow tie up… Both men battle for position in the center of the ring… Triple H shoves Eric Stryker right down to the canvas…

Rhino:Eric Stryker gets right back up and gets right up in the face of Triple H…

Mark:Slap to the face by Eric Stryker…

Rhino:Triple H didn’t like that at all…

Mark:Right hand by Triple H blocked by Eric Stryker as he opens up with a couple of right hands to the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion…

Rhino:Look at Eric Stryker just hammer Triple H…

Mark:Stryker backs Triple H up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Stryker… Triple H with a reversal… Triple H goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Stryker as he nails Triple H with a couple of more right hands…

Rhino:Eric Stryker is one step ahead of Triple H at the moment…

Mark:Clothesline by Eric Stryker sending Triple H over the top rope and to the floor goes The Game…

Rhino:Eric Stryker isn’t done yet…

Mark:Plancha over the top rope as he lands right on top of Triple H…

Rhino:Eric Stryker means business tonight…

Mark:Eric Stryker rolls Triple H back in to the ring as he backs him up in to the corner… Kicks to the midsection in the corner by Eric Stryker… Triple H gets sent in to the farside…

Rhino:Triple H is in some trouble in the corner…

Mark:Eric Stryker goes back to work but Triple H pokes him in the eye… Triple H now puts Eric Stryker in the corner and he opens up with right hands followed by kicks to the midsection…

Rhino:Triple H didn’t like how he was being treated by Stryker and he is making him pay…

Mark:The Game with an irish whip… Stryker comes out of the corner hard and Triple H nails him with a high back body drop…

Rhino:The Game is now mounting Eric Stryker…

Mark:Right hands by Triple H as he hammers away at the face and head of Eric Stryker…

Rhino:Triple H is going to the outside of the ring…

Mark:The Game brings a steel chair in to the ring and he lays it out in the center of the ring… Triple H hooks up Eric Stryker and drops him with a suplex right on to the steel chair…

Rhino:Effective move by the Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Stryker pulls himself back up on to his feet… Triple H connects with a couple of right hands…As he whips him in to the ropes… Back Drop by Triple H and once again Eric Stryker goes crashing down on to the steel chair…

Rhino:The Game is really doing some damage to the back of Eric Stryker…

Mark:Triple H opens up the steel chair as he lifts up Eric Stryker… Back Breaker on to the Steel Chair…

Rhino:That’s gotta hurt as he basically destroyed that chair with that backbreaker…

Mark:Triple H is now going to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Looks like Triple H is going to get the ladder now that he has weakened Eric Stryker…

Mark:Triple H is bringing the ladder towards the ring… Stryker is up and he baseball slides the ladder right in to the face of Triple H…

Rhino:That backfired on Triple H…

Mark:Eric Stryker holds on to his back as he rolls Triple H back in to the ring…

Rhino:Eric Stryker slides the ladder in to the ring now…

Mark:The Game is hooked up and gets nailed with a swinging neckbreaker by Eric Stryker… Stryker now stands the ladder up in the corner…

Rhino:This is not going to be good for Triple H…

Mark:Irish whip by Eric Stryker as he sends Triple H hard in to the ladder…

Rhino:The Game is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Spin Heel Kick catches Triple H right in the face…

Rhino:Eric now has the ladder in his hands…

Mark:Stryker lays the ladder down on top of Triple H as he stands on the apron…

Rhino:What is he doing?

Mark:Sling Shot Leg Drop by Eric Stryker as he lands on the ladder and driving all of the weight down on to The Game…

Rhino:That was an innovative move by the eWa X Champion…

Mark:Eric Stryker now opens up the ladder…

Rhino:Looks like Eric is going to be going for the gold…

Mark:Stryker is making his way up…

Rhion:Triple H is back up on his feet…

Mark:The Game with shots to the back of Eric Stryker…

Rhino:That’s where Triple H was doing most of his damage earlier on in this match up…

Mark:Stryker with a kick to Triple H’s face as Triple H staggers around… MOONSAULT BY ERIC STRYKER… As he lands right on Triple H…

Rhino:The Game turned back around and he got nailed with a moonsault…

Mark:Another innovative move by Eric Stryker…

Rhino:Triple H is hurting as he pulls himself up in the corner…

Mark:Stryker with right hands to The Game… As he whips him right in to the ladder…

Rhino:Simple and to the point was that move…

Mark:The Game is back up and Eric Stryker grabs him by the hair and throws him over the top rope…

Rhino:Eric Stryker sets the ladder back up and is going for the gold again…

Mark:Eric Stryker is getting closer to the two pieces of gold that hang above the ring…

Rhino:Triple H has rolled back in to the ring…

Mark:Triple H pushes the ladder over and Eric Stryker goes crashing to the canvas…

Rhino:The Game is gathering himself right now…

Mark:Triple H picks up the ladder as Eric Stryker staggers back up on to his feet… Ladder right to the head by The Game…

Rhino:He just laid out Eric Stryker with the ladder…

Mark:Triple H stands over Eric Stryker and drives the ladder in to the midsection of the eWa X Champion…

Rhino:Eric Stryker is holding on to his midsection right now after taking a couple of shots from the ladder…

Mark:Triple H lays out the ladder…

Rhino:What is he going to do now?

Mark:Triple H whips Eric Stryker in to the ropes… SPINEBUSTER ON TO THE LADDER!

Rhino:That’s a devastating move by Triple H…

Mark:Eric Stryker is rolling around the ring in pain… The Game pushes Eric Stryker out of the ring…

Rhino:Triple H is now setting up the ladder so he can go after the gold…

Mark:Triple H begins his climb…

Rhino:Eric Stryker is struggling to roll back in to the ring…

Mark:The Game is almost up near the gold… Eric Stryker is up and he nailing Triple H in the back…

Rhino:Eric Stryker is trying to stop him from getting the gold…

Mark:Eric Stryker has him hooked… Razor Edge from the ladder by Eric Stryker driving the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion down to the canvas…

Rhino:The Game was so close to getting the gold but came up short…

Mark:Both men struggle to get back up to his feet…

Rhino:The Game is up first…

Mark:Right hand blocked by Eric Stryker… The Game goes for another… Blocked again…Eric Stryker with right hands…

Rhino:The Game is on the defensive…

Mark:Triple H gets backed up in to the ropes by Eric Stryker… Irish whip by Stryker… The Game comes off the ropes… Tornado DDT by Eric Stryker…

Rhino:Stryker is starting to feel it…

Mark:Eric Stryker now lays out the ladder… Suplex on to the ladder…

Rhino:The Game is feeling how much the ladder hurts right now…

Mark:Eric Stryker picks up the ladder and he runs Triple H over with the ladder…

Rhino:Eric Stryker senses that he is going to become champion tonight…

Mark:Triple H staggers back up to his feet… Eric Stryker with a go behind… LIGHTS OUT!

Rhino:Triple H is out…

Mark:Eric Stryker has laid out the eWa Undisputed World Champion and now he has to set the ladder back up…

Rhino:Triple H is laid out and not moving…

Mark:Eric Stryker starts his climb…

Rhino:Eric Stryker is moving very slowly up the ladder…

Mark:Triple H is now starting to move but it might be too late for him…

Rhino:He is almost near the gold…

Mark:Triple H is starting to climb up the other side of the ring…

Rhino:Stryker is trying to reach up… But is a couple of rungs below…

Mark:The Game is up and he nails Eric Stryker with a right hand… Right hand by Eric Stryker…

Rhino:They are trading blows on the ladder…

Mark:Triple H knocks Eric Stryker a couple of rungs down… And he reaches up and Eric Stryker nails him in the midsection…

Rhino:The ladder is shaking…

Mark:Both men go crashing to the canvas…

Rhino:Eric Stryker and Triple H are down on the canvas…

Mark:Triple H is the first one back up…

Rhino:Stryker is back up on his feet…

Mark:Right hand by Stryker… Right hand by Triple H…

Rhino:They are once again trading blows…

Mark:Triple H with an irish whip… Eric Stryker comes off the ropes… Running High Knee…

Rhino:Vintage Triple H…

Mark:The Game now waits for Eric Stryker to get back on his feet…

Rhino:Triple H is going to set him up…

Mark:Triple H hooks him up… Pedi… No… Eric Stryker fights out… Stryker goes behind him… LIGHTS NO!

Rhino:The Game fights out of it…

Mark:Triple H with a knee buster… Eric Stryker staggers around…PEDIGREE!

Rhino:Eric Stryker is down and out in the ring…

Mark:Triple H sets up the ladder and is now going after his gold…

Rhino:Eric Stryker is completely out of it…

Mark:The Game is going up for the gold… He is two rungs shy of getting the gold…

Rhino:Eric Stryker is climbing up the other side of the ladder…

Mark:Triple H reaches up…

Rhino:He is one rung shy…

Mark:Eric Stryker with a right hand stopping Triple H in his tracks…

Rhino:They are once again fighting on the ladder…

Mark:Triple H rams Eric Stryker head first in to the ladder…

Rhino:Eric Stryker is staggering on the ladder…

Mark:One more shot by Triple H… As Eric Stryker goes head first in to the ladder…

Rhino:Eric Stryker looks like he is going to fall…

Mark:One more time and Eric Stryker falls off the ladder…

Rhino:The Ladder is falling over…

Mark:The Game reaches up…

(Lights Go Out)

Rhino:What the hell is going on?

Mark:I dont know…

(Lights Come back on)

Mark:Triple H is laid out in the ring…

Rhino:He was grabbing the titles… But he is now laid out in the ring…

Mark:Eric Stryker is climbing up the ladder and Triple H is not moving…

Rhino:Eric Stryker is going to win this match up…

Mark:Eric pulls down on the titles… ITS OVER! NEW CHAMPION!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion… ERIC STRYKER…

Rhino:Eric Stryker has unified the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight and eWa X Championships…

Mark:But what happened to Triple H…

Rhino:Look at the entrance way…

Mark:ITS STING!

Rhino:Was he the one behind what just happened?

Mark:Sting is laughing… Eric Stryker is celebrating… As he is the NEW eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion… Good Night Everyone…