Thursday Night Chaos 05-18-06
Tony Schiavone:We are live here on TNT and this is WCW Monday Night Nitro coming to you live from Atlanta, Georgia… I am Tony Schiavone alongside my broadcast partner Bobby The Brain Heenan… Brain tell the fans what they can expect tonight…
Bobby Heenan:Why in the hell would I do that? Hey what year is it?
Tony Schiavone:It doesnt matter the year, we are here tonight for the Greatest Monday Night Nitro of them all and right now it looks like we are set for our opening contest LIVE from Altanta, Georgia…
Sting & Lex Luger vs Chaotic Cult
Dave Penzer:Tonights Opening Contest live on Monday Nitro is scheduled for one fall… Introducing first the Special Guest Referee… RAVEN…
(“Nevermore” plays as Raven enters the arena…)
Dave Penzer:Now introducing Team Number One… Representing the Chaotic Cult… HAVOK AND CHAOS!
(“Smack my bitch up” plays as The Chaotic Cult enters the arena…)
Dave Penze:Their opponents… The Team of The Total Package LEX LUGER and The Man They Call STING…
(“Crow” plays as Sting and Luger enter the arena…)
Tony Schiavone:It looks like these four men are planning on putting on the Greatest Main Event Match Up in the history of this Sport…
Bobby Heenan:What in the world are you talking about?
Tony Schiavone:These men told me earlier tonight that they plan on making this the Greatest Edition of Monday Night Nitro… As Raven calls for the Bell Brain… Who do you like this in this match up?
Bobby Heenan:Well, Tony if I had to pick I would say the Chaotic Cult…
Tony Schiavone:Well the Cult have begun brawling in the center of the ring with Sting and Lex Luger…Did you know Bobby that Sting and Lex Luger are former WCW Champions…
Bobby Heenan:I did know that, but Tony… WCW is Dead…
Tony Schiavone:WCW isnt dead its alive and well… This is WCW Monday Night Nitro live on TNT… As Havok just clothesline Lex Luger out of the ring…
Bobby Heenan:He took his head off with that clothesline…
Tony Schiavone:This is turning out to be nothing more than a slobberknocker… As these four men are just giving it everything they have…
Bobby Heenan:Chaos just ran right in to the corner…
Tony Schiavone:Sting now opens up on Chaos and nails him with chops right to the chest as the fans here in Atlanta go crazy…
Bobby Heenan:What is with all of this wooing?
Tony Schiavone:Its a tribute to the Nature Boy Ric Flair… The Sixteen Time World Champion… Including many reigns as WCW Champion…
Bobby Heenan:It looks like plunder is being used in this match up as Havok just pulled a whole bunch of weapons out from underneath the ring…
Tony Schiavone:Raven is just letting them do whatever they want right now as Sting just sent Chaos in to the ropes… Sting ducks his head and Chaos nails him with a hard shoulder block…
Bobby Heenan:Luger just sent Havok hard in to the guardrail as he now picked up a steel chair…
Tony Schiavone:Luger takes the chair and swings it at Havok… Havok moved and Luger hit nothing but steel guard rail…
Bobby:Havok just picked up a trash can and cracks it over the head of Lex Luger…
Tony Schiavone:He is not looking like the total package here tonight Brain…
Bobby Heenan:No he isnt Tony…
Tony Schiavone:Thus far this has been the greatest night in the history of this sport and the history of WCW Monday Night Nitro…
Bobby Heenan:Again… WCW is Dead…
Tony Schiavone:Sting is down on the canvas… Chaos has him lined up… Mafia Kick right to the head…
Bobby Heenan:A What?
Tony Schiavone:A Mafia Kick to the head…
Bobby Heenan:What the hell is a Mafia Kick?
Tony Schiavone:Thats what he calls it…
Bobby Heenan:Why cant you just say he kicked him in the head?
Tony Schiavone:Well I am just calling it by its name…
Bobby Heenan:HE KICKED HIM IN THE HEAD TONY!
Tony Schiavone:Fine he kicked him in the head… As Raven watches on…. He doesnt seem interested in being here…
Bobby Heenan:I think he wants to see more Violence…
Tony Schiavone:Fans, don’t even think about changing the channel, because we’ve learned that at our competition, Mick Foley, who used to wrestle here as Cactus Jack, is going to win their world title! Heh, talk about putting asses in the seats.
Bobby Heenan:Tony… This is not 1999… Its 2006…
Tony Schiavone:Havok and Luger are now in the ring and its a four way brawl…
Bobby Heenan:Luger just pushed Chaos in to Raven…
Tony Schiavone:Raven didnt seem to like that as this is the Greatest Monday Night Nitro of all time…
Bobby Heenan:Raven just turned Chaos around Tony…
Tony Schiavone:EVEN FLOW! On to Chaos and now Raven is walking out on this match up…
Bobby Heenan:But he is the referee…
Tony Schiavone:This is turning out to be a four way brawl as security is now stepping in…
Bobby Heenan:Thats Doug Dillenger…
Tony Schiavone:Raven has walked away smiling… Security is breaking them off one another…This has been the Greatest Monday Night Nitro in the history of our sport… Good Night Everyone!
Mark:Well I must say, Rhino that was pretty interesting…
Rhino:It was something like that…
Mark:But welcome everyone from Cancun, Mexico… This is EWA Thursday Night Chaos brought to you by EWA Radio Saturday Night, which takes place on the EWA Radio Network at ewazone.tk every Saturday Night… And our Main Event is going to be Megumi Kudo versus Christian for the World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Its Good House Keeping and we will see if Christian can step up to the plate and become the new EWA World Champion…
Mark:Also here tonight we will crown a New FTW Champion as Eric Angel and The Chaotic Cult battle inside a Plate Glass Cage…
Rhino:That one is going to be really really interesting…
Mark:Also tonight the Tag Team Titles will be on the line as the Two Dudes with Attitude battle the Blood Pride Union inside the Hell in a Cell…
Rhino:I also cant wait to see what happens between Omega and Triple H…
Mark:Things will explode as EWA Thursday Night Chaos begins…So lets send it to the ring right now…
Heidenreich vs Myst
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Raleigh, North Carolina… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… A Member of the Chaotic Cult… MYST…
(“Adrenaline” plays as Myst enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From New Orleans… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… HEIDENREICH…
(“Dangerous Politics” plays as Heidenreich enters the arena…)
Mark:Myst goes right after Heidenreich… Myst with right hands to Heidenreich trying to back him up in to the corner…Myst climbs up on to Heidenreich and starts nailing him with hard right hands…
Rhino:Myst is standing on the ropes and he just slapped Heidenreich right across the face and Heidenreich didnt like that at all…
Mark:Myst now jumps down… Heidenreich comes charging… Myst ducks the clothesline… Myst turns him around…Double Arm DDT by Myst dropping him in to the mat…
Rhino:Nice DDT by Myst…
Mark:Myst with a quick cover 1………………………2…………. Kickout by Heidenreich…
Rhino:Myst needs to keep the attack on Heidenreich…
Mark:Myst stomps away at Heidenreich… Heidenreich tries to get back in to the corner and he is able to do so as Myst comes charging in…Running Back Elbow right in to the head of Heidenreich…
Rhino:Heidenreich is a little bit dazed as he comes out of the corner…
Mark:Myst charges… Powerslam counter by Heidenreich driving Myst right in to the canvas…
Rhino:Myst just got caught and drilled in to the mat…
Mark:Heidenreich now drops a big leg drop right on to the head of Myst…
Rhino:Heidenreich is starting to get himself together and getting control of this contest…
Mark:Heidenreich whips Myst in to the corner… Running Clothesline as Myst comes out of the corner… Side Walk Slam driving Myst in to the mat…
Rhino:It is all Heidenreich now as he has control of this contest…
Mark:Cover by Heidenreich 1…………………2………. Kickout by Myst…
Rhino:Myst is using the ropes to get back up on his feet…
Mark:Irish whip by Heidenreich… Myst comes off… High back body drop…
Rhino:Myst is staggering back around…
Mark:POWER DUNK!
Rhino:Heidenreich wasted no time hitting his finisher…
Mark:Heidenreich with the cover 1………………….2………………..3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner HEIDENREICH…
Rhino:Heidenreich survived the early attack from Myst and was able to end it with the Power Dunk…
Mark:Heidenreich needs to use this match up to get back on a roll here in the EWA… But now its time for more EWA Action…
Big Daddy Ace vs Demon Child
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…
(“Warning” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… A Member of the EWW… BIG DADDY ACE…
(“Enemy” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Big Daddy Ace and Demon Child are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Can Big Daddy Ace rebound after losing the World Heavyweight Championship without getting pinned?
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with right hands to Demon Child…
Rhino:Demon Child is coming back with right hands of his own…
Mark:Demon Child backs Big Daddy Ace up in to the ropes… Demon Child goes in for a sucker punch and connects…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is thinking to himself alright Demon Child is actually coming to fight…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets himself together and gets nose to nose with Demon Child in the center of the ring… Ace goes behind Demon Child and slaps him a couple of times across the back of the head…
Rhino:Demon Child didnt seem to like that…
Mark:Demon Child turns around and goes for a clothesine… Ace ducks the clothesline from Demon Child and he connects with a neckbreaker…
Rhino:Ace is now choking the life out of Demon Child…
Mark:Demon Child fights him off as he gets back up in the conrer… Big Daddy Ace charges but Demon Child gets an elbow right up in the face of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Ace is holding on to his nose…
Mark:Demon Child with a couple of hard uppercuts right to the face of Big Daddy Ace as he holds on to his face…
Rhino:Demon is just hammering him right in the face…
Mark:Kick to the midsection and Big Daddy Ace gets planted right in to the mat with a DDT…
Rhino:Ace was dropped right on his face…
Mark:Demon Child goes for a cover 1………………….2……………… Big Daddy Ace kicks out…
Rhino:Did you just see Demon Child drive his knee right in to the face of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace tries to cover up as Demon Child drives another knee in to the face of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Demon is showing a real physical side right now and its something we arent used to seeing…
Mark:Demon Child now hooks up Big Daddy Ace and he drops him face first on to the top turnbuckle… Big Daddy Ace staggers around… Stun Gun as Big Daddy Ace gets dropped face first on to the top rope…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace seems to not know where he is right now after taking repeated shots right to the face…
Mark:Demon Child scoops up Big Daddy Ace and slams him straight down to the canvas… Leg Drop right to the face of Big Daddy Ace by Demon Child…Demon Child goes for a cover 1…………………..2…………….. Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Demon Child is taking it to Big Daddy Ace thus far and its been real physical…
Mark:Ace now gets back up in the corner and Demon Child connects with a couple of uppercuts to the face of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Demon Child is setting him up on the top rope now…
Mark:Demon Child has him setup for a superplex… Big Daddy Ace counters out and knocks Demon Child off the top rope…
Rhino:Demon Child gets right back up on the top rope…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace knocks him off with a headbutt…
Rhino:Demon Child is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Flying Shoulerblock from the top rope by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is down and so is Demon Child…
Mark:Demon Child is the first one back up on his feet…
Rhino:Ace is up as well…
Mark:Demon Child goes for a couple of right hands… Ace blocks and nails him with a couple of his own before sending him in to the ropes… Demon Child comes off and goes for a ride with a high back body drop…
Rhino:Demon Child is getting back up on his feet…
Mark:Ace with a kick to the midsection… Ace has him setup… Piledriver by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Demon’s head went right in to the mat…
Mark:Ace goes for a cover on Demon Child 1…………………..2……………… Demon Child gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now waiting for Demon Child to get back up on his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has Demon Child lined up… SPEAR! NO! Demon Child moved and Big Daddy Ace hit his head on the turnbuckle…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace looks to be out on his feet right now…
Mark:DEMON DROP!
Rhino:Thats gonna be it right here…
Mark:Demon Child hooks the leg 1……………………..2………………..3……….NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was really close and Demon Child is upset that he didnt get the three…
Mark:Demon Child is lifting up Big Daddy Ace… Demon has him setup… DEMON DROP! NO! Big Daddy Ace pushes him off in to the ropes… Demon Child comes off… SPEAR!
Rhino:Demon Child was just speared out of his boots…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now hooks up Demon Child… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:Thats could be it now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1…………………….2…………….3…….. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace gets the win and is back on track after losing the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Its back to more in ring action as the EWA Tag Team Titles are on the line…
EWA Tag Team Championship Hell in a Cell
Two Dudes with Attitude(c) vs Blood Pride Union
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for One Fall and is a HELL IN A CELL MATCH for the EWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP… Introducing first… Team Number One… Weighing in at a combined weight of 565 Pounds…The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS and Big Daddy Cool KEVIN NASH… The TWO DUDES WITH ATTITUDE!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Kevin Nash & Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
PA Announcer: AND THEIR OPPONENTS.. Team Number Two.. Weighing in at a combined weight of 482 pounds.. Representing the BLOOD PRIDE UNION.. The Answer WILLIAM MCCONNELL and The X-Man JASON CAIN.. THE OUTLAWS..
(“Taste the Blood” plays as McConnell and Cain walk out in normal clothing, McConnell with a mic..)
Rhino:Why arent they in ring gear Mark?
Mark:I have no idea… They are scheduled to fight for the EWA Tag Team Titles… But I guess William is gonna tell us…
McConnell: EXCUSE ME.. Excuse me ladies and gentlemen.. May I have your attention.. (crowd boos) Now.. as many of you may know tonight.. That cell is supposed to come down and surround the ring.. And the Blood Pride Union is supposed to come down and kick the Two Dudes ASSES.. (crowd boos) But.. As we were just informed.. It seems there was a technical problem with the system that lowers the cell.. (Cain holds up several ripped wires, laughing) Don’t worry though.. Tonight’s match will still continue.. As Shawn Michaels and Kevin Nash WILL take on the Blood Pride Union..
Mark:Look at Cain laughing… The BPU cut the cage wires and we will not be able to see the Hell in a Cell… But why arent they dressed in gear?
(“Burn it All” by A Dark Halo hits over the PA System as two men walk out in wrestling gear..)
McConnell: Shawn, Kevin.. Meet your opponents.. Two men who are apart of my Blood Pride Wrestling, thus, apart the Blood Pride Union.. Lets run down the stats real quick shall we..
Cain: (pulling out a piece of paper) They are both from Glasgow, England.. They weigh in at a combined weight of 445 pounds.. They are the FIRST EVER Blood Pride Wrestling Tag Team Champions.. The team of Silve and Ryder..QUICKSILVER..
Mark:You have got to be kidding me… William McConnell and Jason Cain are pulling out of this match up? Why in the world are they doing this?
Rhino:They are both cowards… They are showing that Red is not the only color the Blood Pride Union stands for… The Other is Yellow…
McConnell: (Suddenly taking off Rhino’s headset) Hey, Mark.. Move over, fat ass.. Go ahead, Jason.. Grab yourself a headset
Cain: I’m ready for some action tonight, how about you, Mark?
Mark:Well I am a little bit flustered right now as Rhino just went to the back… It seems like Shawn Michaels and Kevin Nash are caught off guard by this… But I guess that was your plan right guys… d
McConnell: Of course it was.. Its why I’m one of the best thinkers in the business.. And that tag team, Quicksilver.. One of the best in the business.. If not the NEXT great tag team;;
Mark:It looks like Shawn Michaels will be starting out with Silve… Could you guys tell me a little bit about Silve as Shawn Michaels backs him up in to the corner with hard knife edge chops…
McConnell: Well, obviously, Shawn’s get the height and weight advantage on Silve, but Silve is young, he’s tough, he’s quick.. And what you’re gonna see is Shawn Michaels age get to him..
Mark:I wouldnt count on that one… But now Shawn Michaels with an irish whip… Reversal by Silve… Michaels flips over the turnbuckles and lands right on the apron… Cheap Shot by Ryder…As he leveled HBK with a clothesline…You know that wasnt right guys… But let me guess you will look the other way when that stuff happens…
Cain: (Mockingly) “That wasn’t right guys”.. Get off your high horse.. All the greatest tag teams in history have played dirty.. You should be used to it by now.. Hell, I remember when you used to curse Shawn Michaels..
McConnell: Look at this, The ref is distracted by Big Kev while Ryder takes advantage of Michaels.. Silve readies himself.. Slingshot Cross Body! Beautiful!
Mark:First off… That was Rhino… I have always respected the things that Shawn Michaels has done in the ring… But Silve right now gets back up on the apron… Asai Moonsault by Silve and he lands right on to Shawn Michaels…Silve is showing off his leaping ability which is probably why you guys signed him to the BPW…
Cain: Him and Ryder were fresh out of England, we liked what they did and we took’em in..
McConnell: Silve rolling The HasBeen Kid into the ring.. Slingshots in.. and nails a flipping senton right across HBK’s back.. OUCH..
Mark:In the ring Silve has the control over Shawn Michaels as he brings him to his corner and tags in Ryder… As Ryder comes in to the ring… What does he bring to the table… That makes him different than Silve…
Cain: Shawn Michaels height with a bigger build.. He’s the power of the team.. And he’s about to throw Shawn around..
McConnell: Hey Shawn, look! BAM.. BIG KNEE to the head!
Mark:Ryder just whipped Shawn in to the corner and connects with all 240 Pounds right in to Shawn Michaels with a big splash… It seems like Shawn Michaels doesnt know where he is as he falls flat on his face… Running Senton Splash driving his weight on the Heartbreak Kid as Kevin Nash looks on… As the EWA Tag Team titles hang in the balance…
McConnell: Uh oh.. Ryder just locked eyes with Big Daddy Cripple.. He’s grabbed Shawn by the head and is dragging him over.. What the hell are you doing, Ryder?!
Cain: He’s taunting Big Kev, Will.. He’s holding out Shawn’s hand.. Kev goes for the tag.. PSYCHE.. Pulled it away and clobbers him across the back of the head..
Mark:They are trying to get under the skin of Kevin Nash and right now they are doing a good job at it… But the thing is I wouldnt want to get on the bad side of Kevin Nash… Ryder brings Shawn Michaels to the BPU corner and tags in Silve… Ryder holds Shawn Michaels open and kicks him right in the midsection… Silve looks like he wants to head to the top rope…
Cain: Watch the corkscrew.. OFF THE TOP..
Mark:Silve came off the top rope but Shawn Michaels moved out of the way…So Silve crashed and burned… This is where Shawn Michaels needs to get back to his corner and tag in Kevin Nash… Shawn is crawling… Ryder is coming in to the ring… The tag was made… But the referee didnt see it and now its a double team on Shawn Michaels by the BPU…
McConnell: They’ve cut him off pretty good, haven’t they Mark? HBK in trouble here.. Ryder just nailed HBK with a backcracker styled move to the chest and holds it..
Cain: I think its called a lungblower..
McConnell: Watch Silve! SPRINGBOARD SECOND ROPE MOONSAULT.. Michaels just got crushed! Thats what teamwork is, baby..
Mark:Silve goes for the cover… 1…………….2……………. Kevin Nash comes in and breaks it up… Right now the QuickSilver are taking it to the Two Dudes with Attitude… If Quick Silver take home the tag titles…Do you guys share the belts?
Cain: It’d just make us that much more stronger, wouldn’t it?
Mark:Ryder is now tagged in as he is heading to the top rope… HBK gets back up and crotches him on the top rope… Shawn Michaels is now trying to crawl to his corner…Ryder is trying to get down and stop Shawn Michaels from tagging in Kevin Nash… Shawn makes the tag and here comes Kevin Nash and he is coming in as a house of fire as down goes Ryder with a clothesline… Here comes Silve and he takes a clothesline from Kevin Nash… Your guys arent looking so good right now as Silve gets sent over the top rope by Kevin Nash…
McConnell: Its a minor setback! Ryder back to his feet..
Mark:Nash takes Ryder in to the corner and drives knees right to the midsection knocking the wind right of out your BPU member Ryder… Nash takes Ryder out of the corner… Ryder comes off the ropes and gets laid out with a big boot as Ryder gets laid out in the center of the ring… Guys it looks like Shawn Michaels is gonna fly as he gets tagged back in to the ring… Your team isnt looking good right now… As the tag champs are on a roll…
Cain: Silve’s back in the ring, Michaels is about to get crotched!
McConnell: The BPU is carrying this match..
Mark:Nash just clothesline Silve before he was able to knock down Shawn Michaels… Michaels leaps off the top rope… Flying Elbow Drop Connects and you guys know whats coming up next… The Sweet Chin Music… As the band is being tuned up…
Cain: Damn it, get up! (McConnell suddenly takes Cain by the head and begins whispering as he covers the mics)
Mark:What are you guys planning… But I know what Shawn Michaels is planning… Ryder gets up… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Down goes Ryder… Silve is back in the ring… Nash grabs on to him… JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB! The QuickSilver team is down and out… Heres a double pin… 1……………….2………………..3………. ITS OVER! The Two Dudes with Attitude Retain the gold…
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and STILL EWA Tag Team Champions The TWO DUDES WITH ATTITUDES…
Mark:You guys dont look too happy…
Cain: And neither will Shawn or Kev.. (Both men throw their headsets off and move for the ring..)
Rhino:Im back Mark as those two jerks go to the ring…
Mark: I’m glad to have ya back.. Now McConnell and Cain are on the outside while Nash and Michaels invite them in..
Rhino:Business is gonna pick up now… If they were real men they would get in the ring and fight Nash and Shawn Michaels face to face right here and now…
Mark: Eric Angel just came in from the crowd and jumpstarted the attack! Oh, what men Cain and McConnell are, sliding in now..
Rhino:Those no good son of a bitches…You knew Eric Angel would get involved in this…
Mark: And now Quicksilver join in.. Damn it, how pathetic is this? SUPERKICK.. McConnell just took out Nash with a kick.. OUTLAW DRIVER by Cain on Shawn Michaels.. This isn’t needed at all, damn it! And now McConnell’s got a mic..
Rhino:What is he going to say now?
McConnell: Damn, for two guys with attitudes who just kept their belts, you boys ain’t lookin’ so hot.. (crowd chants asshole) Of course.. This all seems familiar somehow.. Doesn’t it? DX.. nWo.. Ah, thats riiiight.. Shawn..(McConnell gets done and grabs him by the face) Look at me.. I SAID LOOK AT ME.. You’re a man of God, aren’t ya Shawn? A born again christian.. You may ask God for forgiveness everyday, but its time you paid for what he considers your sins.. And I’m the reincarnation of everything you’ve ever done over the years.. That attitude is coming to kick your ass all over again, Shawn.. and age is catching up with you.. (McConnell shoves Shawn’s face down..and gets up laughing) Now how did it go.. Oh right.. TWO WORDS FOR YA.. BLOOD PRIDE..
Mark: McConnell drops the mic and all five men with crotch chops, mocking their victims.. What a sickening display of cowardice..
Rhino:These five men are the biggest jerks in this company right now… Wait a second… Someone just hopped the rail… OH MY GOD! ITS SCOTT HALL… Scott Hall is coming in to the ring with a Chair as the Blood Pride Union get quickly out of the ring…Finally someone coming out to help out Shawn Michaels and Kevin Nash… This is another reunion between these Kliq members standing up against the BPU…
Mark: We’ve not seen Scott Hall in a long time! But damn, I’m glad to see him! The Kliq is gonna put those cowards in their place..
Rhino:Is it now The Kliq vs the BPU? We will have to see… I say we get set for our next contest…
Lone Jobber vs Doug Kinsella
Pa Anouncer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 241 pounds… DOUG KINSELLA…
(“Pieces” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…
(“I Want it All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go as the bell has sounded and both men are in the center of the ring
Rhino:This is a match up ordered by EWA President Omega who we will hear from later on tonight…
Mark:Collar and Elbow tie up in the center of the ring… Both men battle for position…Doug Kinsella backs Lone Jobber up in to the ropes…
Rhino:The referee steps in for a clean break…
Mark:Another collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring… This time Lone Jobber backs Doug Kinsella in to the corner…
Rhino:The referee again steps in between the two men and we get another clean break…
Mark:Lone Jobber just yelled something in to the face of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:I think he screamed Dougie…
Mark:I believe you are right… Mr. Multimedia now tells Doug to come back in to the center of the ring… Side headlock by Lone Jobber… Jobber takes him over with a toss and continues to grind the away with the side headlock…
Rhino:Doug is trying to get out of the headlock…
Mark:Doug tries to get out… Jobber turns it in to a head scissors and is now using his legs to wear down Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to out wrestle Doug here in the early going…
Mark:Doug kicks out of the headscissors and gets back up on to his feet… Kinsella turns around and walks right in a hip toss from Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Doug gets right back up again…
Mark:Lone Jobber connects with another hip toss… Doug Kinsella a little slower to get back up on his feet…Dropkick by Lone Jobber catching Doug Kinsella right in the jaw sending him to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting under the skin of Doug Kinsella and you can see it on his face as he is pissed and Lone Jobber is smiling and just screamed Dougie again…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for a baseball slide… Doug Kinsella side steps the baseball slide and pulls him to the outside and Lone Jobber hit the ground hard…Lone Jobber starting to get up and Doug Kinsella charges with a boot to the head of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is starting to get back in to a little bit of a groove as Lone Jobber made a mistake with the baseball slide…
Mark:Doug Kinsella grabs Lone Jobber by the head and face plants him right on to the steel steps…
Rhino:I dont think Lone Jobber is enjoying himself right now…
Mark:Doug Kinsella rolls Lone Jobber in to the ring… Doug waits for Lone Jobber to get back up on his feet… Exploder T-Bone Suplex by Doug Kinsella ass he goes for a cover 1……………………2…………………… Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:You can see that Doug has found a pace that he likes to work out and it is paying off thus far…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks up Lone Jobber and connects with a swinging neck breaker… Kinsella comes off the ropes and drops a knee right in to the face of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is taking it to Lone Jobber…
Mark:Kinsella goes for a cover 1…………………….2…………………. Lone Jobber kicks out again…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is pulling himself up in the corner…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with a go behind… Release German Suplex by Doug Kinsella…Another cover 1…………………..2…………….Lone Jobber kicks out again…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is not looking as good as he did earlier on in this match up…
Mark:Kinsella connects with another swinging neckbrekaer…
Rhino:Doug is heading to the top rope now as he is trying to pull off something to put away Lone Jobber…
Mark:Swanton Bomb! Misses!
Rhino:Lone Jobber rolled out of the way and now it could be time for him to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back up on his feet…
Rhino:So is Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Lone Jobber whips Doug Kinsella in to the ropes… Powerslam and Doug is drilled in to the mat… Lone Jobber goes with a cover 1…………..2………………. Kickout by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is getting up in the corner…
Mark:Running Clothesline by Lone Jobber… Doug Kinsella comes out… Running Bulldog…Heres the cover 1……………2…………………..Kickout by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is up and turns around in to a flying cross body 1……….2…………………….3………..NO! Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was really close…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now lining him up for someting…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering to his feet…
Mark:Kick to the midsection… THE GIMMICK! NO! Countered by Doug Kinsella… Kinsella pushes him off in to the ropes… SPEAR!
Rhino:Lone Jobber’s head just bounced off the canvas…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers up to his feet… FINAL TOUCH!
Rhino:Thats gonna be it for Lone Jobber…
Mark:Doug Kinsella falls on top of Lone Jobber and here is the cover 1………….2………3…………NO! Lone Jobber gets his foot on the rope…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella can not believe that it wasnt three…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get up on his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is using the ropes to get back up…
Mark:FINAL TOUCH! NO! Lone Jobber held on to the rope and Doug Kinsella hit the canvas…
Rhino:Doug missed his finisher and Lone Jobber is looking to take advantage…
Mark:Oklahoma Roll by Lone Jobber…1………2………………………3……… HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER…
Rhino:The losing streak continues for Doug Kinsella…
Mark:I believe that is six in a row now for Doug Kinsella… Can he ever win a match? We will have to see as these two will meet again… But now its time to find out who the next FTW Champion is gonna be…
FTW Championship Plate Glass Cage Match
Eric Angel vs Chaotic Cult
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is a Plate Glass Cage Match to determine the FTW CHAMPION… Introducing first… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Part of the EWW and Chaotic Cult… SUBWAY…
(“Insane in the brain” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 247 Pounds…The 13th ERIC ANGEL…
(“Beowulf” plays as Eric Angel enters the arena…)
Mark:We are now going to find out who the next FTW Champion of the EWA is going to be…
Rhino:The cage has been put up so that neither the Cult nor the BPU could interfer…
Mark:We already saw what happens when the BPU interfers…Right now Eric Angel slaps Subway right in the face…
Rhino:Subway laughs right in the face of Eric Angel…
Mark:Forearm shots by Subway to Eric Angel backing him up in to the ropes… Subway follows it up with a couple of upper cuts right underneath the jaw…
Rhino:He is really working the head of Eric Angel here early on…
Mark:Subway with a couple of hard shots to the ribs with knees as he backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Subway is now standing on top of Eric Angel in the corner…
Mark:The X-Core Soldier is now biting the head of Eric Angel…
Rhino:Thats an interesting move…
Mark:Eric Angel pushes Subway off of him as he checks his head for blood…
Rhino:No blood as of yet but you can bet we will see some blood in this match up…
Mark:Eric Angel charges Subway… Subway with a side step and connects with a drop toe hold and Eric Angel goes face first in to the mat…
Rhino:Subway is showing his experience as he is one step ahead of Eric Angel…
Mark:The jail time earlier this week is not having an effect as of yet on Subway… As he now connects with a running leg drop right to the head of Eric Angel…
Rhino:Eric Angel is trying to get some distance between himself and Subway…
Mark:Subway begins to go after him… Eric Angel ducks the clothesline… Angel lifts him up in the air and throws Subway right in to the cage…
Rhino:Subway went right in to the glass and it didnt shatter… He just looks like a dead spider as he slides down the glass…
Mark:Eric Angel charges and splashes Subway in between the ropes and the plate glass cage and that time some glass started to break…
Rhino:A big piece fell off the cage and now Eric Angel picks the piece up…
Mark:Subway begins to stand up and Eric Angel breaks the glass right over the head of Subway…
Rhino:There is blood starting to flow from the forehead of Subway which is not surprising to say the least…
Mark:Eric Angel brings him back in to the ring and he lifts him up high in the air…
Rhino:Blood is rushing to the head of Subway and blood is pouring out of the open cut on his head…
Mark:Brainbuster by Eric Angel dropping Subway straight down to the canvas…Angel goes for a cover 1…………………..2……………. Kickout by Subway…
Rhino:One thing about Subway he will not go away easy…
Mark:Subway is back up on his feet…Angel with a kick to the midsection… Fallen Bomb…
Rhino:Nice Double Underhook Powerbomb there by Eric Angel…
Mark:Angel goes for a cover 1………………….2…………………. Subway kicks out…
Rhino:Eric Angel is now looking at the cage and is looking down at Subway…
Mark:Eric Angel grabs him by the hair and looks to throw him face first in to the cage… Subway with shots to the midsection and now has Eric Angel and throws him face first right in to the glass and now Eric Angel is starting to bleed…
Rhino:Eric Angel didnt think he would be seeing his blood quite yet but he is…
Mark:Subway now grabs him again and throws him in to the glass on the other side of the ring….
Rhino:Eric Angel just looks to be out on his feet…
Mark:Subway with a kick to the midsection… Pulling Piledriver and Eric Angel goes face first right in to the mat…
Rhino:Look at Subway’s face with the blood dripping down he has a sadistic smile on his face…
Mark:Subway with a cover 1……………………….2……………………..Kickout by Eric Angel…
Rhino:Subway is picking up a piece of broken glass…
Mark:Subway smiles and digs the glass right in to the forehead of Eric Angel as the blood continues to flow out of his head…
Rhino:Eric Angel is trying to push him off and stop the glass from digging in to his head…
Mark:Subway is now waiting for Eric Angel to stagger up on to his feet…
Rhino:Subway is looking to end this right now with the Subline…
Mark:Eric Angel turns around… SUBLINE!
Rhino:Thats gonna be it… The EWW is going to take control of the FTW Championship…
Mark:Subway with a cover on Eric Angel 1………………2……………..3……………….. NO! Eric Angel kicks out…
Rhino:Subway is screaming at the referee… He can not believe he didnt get the three…
Mark:Eric Angel is using the ropes to get back up on his feet…
Rhino:Subway is lining him up…
Mark:Subway charges… Eric Angel moves out of the way and Subway runs right in to the cage…
Rhino:Eric Angel can now get back in to this match up…
Mark:Eric Angel scoops up Subway and throws him face first in to plate glass cage…
Rhino:These two men have lost alot of blood thus far…
Mark:Eric Angel with a german suplex and could not hook the bridge…
Rhino:The blood lose cost him the ability to hit the bridge…
Mark:Eric Angel now waits for Subway to get up on his feet…
Rhino:I think Angel just called for the end… The One Winged Angel…
Mark:Subway turns around… ONE WINGED ANGEL!
Rhino:Subway is done and the BPU is gonna take home the FTW Championship…
Mark:Eric Angel with a cover 1……………..2……………3……… NO! Subway kicks out…
Rhino:Now Eric Angel can not believe that he kicked out…
Mark:Angel is now waiting again for Subway to get back up on his feet…
Rhino:I think we are going to see another One Winged Angel…
Mark:Angel has him setup… Blocked by Subway… Subway pushes him off in to the ropes… SUBLINE! NO! Ducked by Eric Angel… Angel with a kick to the midsection… SOUL REAVER!
Rhino:Thats gonna be it…
Mark:Eric Angel hooks the leg 1………………….2…………………3………. NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and the NEW FTW CHAMPION… ERIC ANGEL!
Rhino:Eric Angel has won the FTW Championship Tournament and has brought the FTW Championship to the BPU…
Mark:Who in the EWA will be able to take the belt away from Eric Angel? Or will a Chaotic Cult member be able to do it? Right now its time for our…
(“King of Kings” plays in the arena as Triple H walks out to boos from the crowd on hand…)
HHH:Last Week, after delivering a Pedigree to Doug Kinsella and watching him tap out to a woman…I took a look at this show and I saw that instead of me fighting Megumi Kudo for the World Heavyweight Championship… I am not booked in a match of any kind…I am booked as a Special Appearance… Am I suppose to be some sort of Special Attraction now… Like Hulk Hogan or Steve Austin…Is this how I am going to be treated by this company now that I am a free agent… If that is the case… I might as well go some where else…However… As we have seen the EWA President Omega has some questions that he would like to ask me…He wants to probably dig in to my past and try to get something out of me… Well Omega… Right here and now… For once… Be a man… And get in the same ring with me… One on One Right now… And bring your pad of questions… Because the King of Kings… Cant wait for a court jester like yourself to bow down in front of me…
Omega: Hey! HEEYY! TRIPLE H! OVER HERE! LOOK AT THE ENTRYWAY, DUMB ASS! I’m about to come out there!
(“The Omen” plays throughout Parque Beto Avila)
Omega: Man, Cancun is a hell of a town, Hunter! They got tequila and hot ass chicas just waiting to put out and here you are, in the ring all tensed up. What’s the matter, Hunter? Steph not putting out? Don’t answer that. Here I am stepping over the ropes because I can and getting into my ring. So Hunter, how’ve you been?
HHH:Stop with the bullshit Omega… You have seen me dominate the EWA… So you know how I have been…
Omega: Oh come on, Hunter. Come on, Mr. Free Agent, you have to answer the question. How have you been. Any injuries acting up? New injuries to be healed? What is the condition of Triple H?
HHH:Just look at me… I am in tip top shape… I can take anyone in the EWA at anytime… I can take anyone on whenever and beat their ass..
Omega: For a free agent, you sure can’t fuckin’ sell yourself can you? I said are you injured? I didn’t say what you looked like, damn it. You’re supposed to be a free agent. BPU and EWW are looking at this. They want to put an end to the free agent stuff. You know that Vince said that he couldn’t wait to own you again and Will McConnell said that your contract would only be a formality because he’s always owned you.
HHH:First off, you seemed to have come down to the ring very slow… Have the years behind the desk given you a gut… Cause it seems like it…But ya see as far as Vince McMahon goes… He and I have had a relationship in the past and if he offers up enough money… We can again…As for William McConnell… He can talk about owning me but if I wasnt mistaken it was I… Who pinned his ass in the Extreme Elimination Chamber…So lately… I have owned him…
Omega: Pay attention, jackass. Tequila? Hot ass Mexican chicks? I didn’t want to come down to this son bitch at all but you know what? I’m pissed off, man. Pissed off at a few things about how guys are bein’ little bitches these days. Take you, for instance. Free agent gets Chaos off. How convienient. The whole free agent thing is just an excuse for time off, isn’t it? ANSWER ME, GOD DAMN IT!
HHH:You are the only jackass in this ring… And if you paid attention to what I said when I first came down here…And when I first announced that I was a free agent… I said I would still compete week in and week out..But I dont blame Shane for not booking me this week…Its not like there is anyone who can go with me in this company… As I have beaten everyone that has EVER been in the ring with me…Including you…
Omega: What the hell? Are you a free agent or not? No one wants to buy this on display bullshit you’re shovelin’ out now. They want answers. Your future owners like Vince and William want an answer. They want to know what are they getting into as far as Triple H goes. You got time. You got the place. What kind of slave are they buying?
HHH:I am no one slave… Especially not for anyone like Vince or William… Or even you… Because I have said this for years and I will say it again… I do what I want… When I want to do it… For example… If I want to tell you to Suck It… I will… If I want to Beat Your Ass… I will…Because thats who I am… And whoever wants me… Will know that thats how I am going to be for now and forever…
Omega: NO! THAT’S A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT! You know why you only appeared on this card? It’s because you don’t know who the hell you are right now. Hell, I’m sittin’ here, lookin’ at ya, and wonderin’ where the fuck this piece of shit came from calling himself King Of Kings and shit. As the man who owns EVERY FUCKIN’ THING, I own enough to look at you and tell you straight up here and now to stop fuckin’ around with them. Vince and William are making a joke out of your ass and you’re LIKING IT. Me? I’m sitting back and waiting. I’m looking at both of them poke at you pretty much asking for it. So why the game? What you waitin’ fo?
HHH:Was that some sort of an attempt from you to get me to stay with the EWA? Because I must say… If you really want me to stay here… All you had to do was get on your knees and join a club… A Kiss My Ass Club… As I would open up that club just for you…The question is Omega… Do you know WHO IN THE HELL YOU ARE TALKING TO… I am not some second rate wrestler… Like Doug Kinsella…I am not a guy who does Radio like Lone Jobber… I am not a Sixty Year Old Jacked up Freak… IM THE GAME… I am the
MAN WHO HAS DRIVEN THIS COMPANY FOR SIX YEARS… I am the man who has REPEATEDLY… BEATEN YOUR ASS… And would do it again…If you had the BALLS to get in the ring with me… But of course… You are a big shot now… You only wrestle on Monthly…. Oh wait… THATS DEAD…So are you now going to go sit back up in your office now… And rot away like Rob Parks has…
Omega: I’m talkin’ to a GOD DAMN JOKE! I had Vince McMahon putting a gurantee up that he would own your ass. I had William McConnell do the same damn thing telling me it would be the best business done. I’m not sayin’ a god damn thing because these two sons of bitches are telling you what to do. Do you hear what I’m saying? They are telling you what to do.
HHH:THEY ARENT TELLING ME SHIT… You need to clean out your ears you bastard… Cause as far as I am concerned you are the BIGGEST JOKE in this company…Have you notice that people make fun of you all the time… Have you noticed no one respects you…They all respect me… Because of what I have done…They dont give a fuck about you anymore… You have turned in to nothing more than a washed up piece of SHIT… So stop hiding behind it and admit it… Because these people know it and I sure as hell know it… Admit right now that you are SCARED to fight me in this ring…
Omega: Oh, I’m a big joke? I’m this, I’m that. Don’t you know I’m too tall to hear your fuckin’ complaints? All I hear are fuckin’ moans and bitches whenever I put my foot down because when I do that, EVERYONE fuckin’ regrets it. Which brings me to tonight. As you are aware, Triple H was booked just to “appear” on this damn card. What the fuck is this a magic show? Triple H says he’s a free agent. So far, there hasn’t been a biding war by BPU, EWW or EWA.That changes RIGHT FUCKIN’ NOW. Triple H, you got one chance….ONE FUCKIN’ CHANCE TO TELL EVERYONE WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR. If you don’t, then I tell them something that they’re going to hear. Pick your words well, Hunter. Let me see if you really are The Cerebral Assassin or just a Cerebral Ass.
HHH:So let me get this straight…You want me to decide on what shirt I am going to wear… You want me to decide if I am going to be…EWA… EWW or BPU… You want me to make up my mind right now… Yeah… I just dont feel like doing that tonight… However.. I do have a challenge for you…I say at May-Hem… You strap on your boots and fight me One on One… If I win… I get your job… I become the President of the EWA…If I lose… I will do whatever you want… I will be your personal assassin… So what do you think about that…
Omega: I think that challenge is a bunch of crap! That’s what I think! I’m not putting up my presidency just so I can confirm that I own your ass because declarations aside, I own your ass. Free agent or no. EWA Presidency versus personal assassin. MOTHAFUCKAH PLEASE! You ain’t violent enough to be my personal assassin! See, I realize that you’re going to have to learn the hard way that even kings answer to somebody so here and now, YOU ANSWER TO ME! By declaration of the EWA, I hearby take the contract of one Paul Levesque aka Triple H and honor his request that he is indeed a free agent. Well, almost free
You see, Triple H’s contract is hearby as of right now ON SALE! There’s no bidding war you say? I say LET THE BIDDING BEGIN! IT’S GONNA BE EWA-BAY UP IN HERE! Who wants to buy the contract of Triple H? Will it be the EWA? Will it be EWW? Or will it be BPU? We all have our shots and we all have our opportunity to buy this talent! Remember, Triple H did not do a good job selling himself so well. Will you still want to purchase this athlete’s contract? And also remember the salesman. I’M SELLING THE CONTRACT. That means you better know what you’re buying. Now, that that’s out of the way, Triple H, with your contract now up in a Bidding War, go ahead and name the event you want this all to end. It’s going to have to be something this year. I’m sure you’re thinking of something right about now. So name your place and name your event so that this Bidding War can start. After that, I’ll have another question fo ya.
HHH:Put it up for sale… But the fact is… You just showed what kind of a man you really are… You just showed you are a yellow belly pussy…For not stepping in the ring with me…Now you want to sell my contract… And want a date… Put it up for sale now for all I care… Cause whoever buys my contract… Will get a guy will DOMINATE this business… Unlike your ass… Who is too scared to fight…
Omega: Oh no, Hunter. I get pussy and as far as fighting goes, I DON’T FIGHT ON ANYONE ELSE’S TERMS BUT MY FUCKING OWN so when you really want to fight, when you really want to put something up, I’ll be there to step on your ass. As for a guy who’s got his contract up for grabs, don’t be mad at me because all you do is talk shit and fail to back it up. Shit, it’s almost like you don’t want the EWA to re-buy your contract with most likely four times what you make now. Should you be able to fight for your own contract? Watch what you fuckin’ say too. I got all day. You want to dig a bigger hole for yourself go ahead.
HHH:I will say what I want…And if I call you a piece of shit… I will… Because as far as the EWA is concerned… Only one person in management has done something for me… And thats been Shane McMahon… You have dont shit for me… All you have done is screw me out of Championships…You see Mr I fight D Level Talent on the L Show… You have never once done something for me… So if you want me to stay with your company…You better start bowing down… TO THE KING OF KINGS…
Omega: Just like you to try and save you own ass and fall short. I asked you to name the event where the bidding war stops. That and should you or someone fight for your contract. Can you at least do that or is that too fuckin’ hard?
HHH:Ya know what Omega… Since want to be the one who calls all the damn shots around here… You can decide when it ends…Because where ever I sign… Whethers its EWA or BPU or EWW… I will be the greatest superstar that company has ever had…Because I have beaten EVERYONE including the Current World Champion of the EWA… Which reminds me… You keep bringing up a date… Is that the date you finally retire from this company and go join Rob Parks at an old folks home for retirees…
Omega: Learn to read between the lines and know that whenever I say something is going down, you can believe it’s going down. I’ll pick the event and guys can enter the bidding war for you. Since you can’t seem to make a decision,I’ll make a little decision of my own. Representing the EWA, fighting for Triple H’s contract will be….the greatest entity in the EWA! The best part? When I fill that blank in. It could be Vertigo. It could be anyone. It could be me and you know what hell I would put you in if I get that contract. It could be nobody. What do you say, Hunter? Still want to dig your grave deeper or are we done here?
HHH:I dont see a Gravedigger here… Hell I havent seen Grave Digger in years… But the bottom line is Omega… You pick the date… You get the bidders…But the bottom line is… I am The Game and there is NO ONE better than me… Including your fat ass… So let me guess…Once you leave this ring… You are going to fight your G Squad Members… Like Retro Playa and Berserk… A couple of guys who in two weeks wont even have jobs anymore in this company…
Omega: No, what I’m gonna do is get drunk, watch my event while havin’ hot Mexican chick tits and ass in my face and maybe, just maybe decide to take somebody’s opportunity away. I’m gonna sit back and watch you go take the rest of the night off because it ain’t like you’re capable of doing something tonight. I tell you what. I’ll leave first. Bad ass before gimped wrestler. I’ll leave and you can decide if you want to be a ref or commentator or whatever. I got bitches to bang and overs to hang. I’ll be seeing you soon. Bet on that.
HHH:Before you go get fucked in the ass by some Transvestites… I only have Two Words For Ya… SUCK IT!
Omega: I’ll be sure to get these women to do that, if possible. Hunter, when this is all said and done the only sucking that’ll be left is when they say “it sure sucks to be Triple H.” Ladies, I got a grand that says as soon as I walk behind this curtain, Triple H is gonna do what it takes to get the last word in. (tosses mic, goes backstage.)
Mark:Lets get back to the ring for our main event…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Good House Keeping Match
Megumi Kudo(c) vs Christian
Pa Announcer:Tonights International Main Event here at Thursday Night Chaos is set for one fall and is a Good House Keeping Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… From Toronto, Canada… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… Captain Charisma… CHRISTIAN…
(“Just Close Your Eyes” plays as Christian enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Koshigaya, Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… MEGUMI KUDO…
(“It Came From Japan” plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)
Mark:Omega made a change to this match up and put Christian in the Main Event to see if he can have the same luck as some of the other EWA Superstars have had…
Rhino:Will he be fired if he loses?
Mark:We will have to wait and see what Omega will do to Christian… But we just saw him put Triple H’s contract up for sale… But now Megumi Kudo and Christian are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo wants to keep her title that she won by making Doug Kinsella tap out…
Mark:Right hands by Megumi Kudo to Christian…
Rhino:Christian at first didnt want to hit her back…
Mark:Christian gets whipped in to the ropes… Reversal by Christian and he connects with a back elbow…
Rhino:Megumi pulls herself back up on to her feet…
Mark:Christian with hard knife edge chops to the chest backing Kudo up in to the corner…Christian connects with a couple of more chops to the chest…
Rhino:The peeps are chanting Wooo as Christian connects with chops…
Mark:Christian hooks up Kudo and takes her over with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Christian rolls to the outside of the ring and is bringing some of the house hold items in to the match as there is a couple of shopping carts full of weapons at ringside…
Mark:Christian just threw a mop in to the ring…
Rhino:MOPPY!?!
Mark:Its not Moppy…
Rhino:Darn…
Mark:Christian rolls back in to the ring and has a cooking sheet and cracks Megumi Kudo right in the head with it…
Rhino:Christian has the mop…
Mark:Christian is mopping the face of Megumi Kudo with the mop and she is not liking that…
Rhino:Christian sure is…
Mark:Christian goes over to the corner and picks up another item and it looks to be a frying pan…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is back up on her feet…
Mark:Christian swings the frying pan at Megumi Kudo… Kudo ducks and kicks the frying pan back in to the face of Christian…
Rhino:Kudo just picked up the frying pan and waits for Christian to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Christian turns around and gets leveled with the frying pan…
Rhino:Kudo rolls to the outside and is looking for a couple of weapons to use and she throws a couple of them in to the ring…
Mark:One of them looked like an iron…
Rhino:I think you are right…
Mark:Kudo just picked up a cheese grater and oh no… Kudo is grating the face of Christian…
Rhino:The blood is starting to flow from the head of Captain Charisma…
Mark:Megumi Kudo opens the legs of Christian…
Rhino:Kudo has the iron…
Mark:Kudo drops the iron straight down on the well the lower region of Christian…
Rhino:That had to hurt…
Mark:Kudo with a cover 1…………………….2……………….. Kickout by Christian…
Rhino:Christian is getting back up in the corner…
Mark:Kudo charges in with a handspring elbow… No… Christian moved and Kudo hit the corner…
Rhino:Christian picks up the mop again…
Mark:A big swing and Christian connects with the mop laying out Megumi Kudo… Christian goes for a cover 1………………..2……………….Kickout by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Christian is walking over to the corner and just picked up a pizza cutter…
Mark:No Christian dont do that… Christian is cutting up the forehead of Megumi Kudo with the Pizza Cutter and now she is bleeding…
Rhino:Christian rolls back to the outside and is bringing the ironing board in to the ring now…
Mark:Christian sets it up in the corner… Megumi Kudo is up and she gets whipped hard in to the ironing board…
Rhino:Kudo is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:High back body drop by Christian sending Megumi Kudo high in to the air…
Rhino:Kudo is trouble now as Christian is starting to get in to a little bit of a groove…
Mark:Standing Dropkick by Christian catching Megumi Kudo right in the jaw as he now goes for a cover 1…………….2……………….. Kickout by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Christian is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is staggering up to her feet…Christian goes for a flying cross body… Kudo throws the iron right in to the face of Christian…
Rhino:Christian had no way to protect himself as he came flying off the top rope…
Mark:Megumi Kudo covers Christian 1…………………………2…………………..3……..NO! Christian gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Christian staggers up on to her feet…Flying Headscissors… Christian hangs on to her…Sit Down Powerbomb by Christian…
Rhino:Nice counter by Christian…
Mark:Here is the cover 1………………….2……………………..3……. NO! Megumi Kudo barely got her shoulder up…
Rhino:That one was close…
Mark:Christian folds up the ironing board and lays it out in the ring…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:Christian hooks her up… UNPRETTIER! NO! Kudo counters… LOW BLOW!
Rhino:That had to hurt as that was the second shot downstairs…
Mark:Kudo turns Christian around… KUDODRIVER! ON TO THE IRONING BOARD!
Rhino:She was able to get him up and that was impressive…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with a cover 1……………2……………..3…… SHE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion MEGUMI KUDO…
Rhino:She did what she set out to do… She retained the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Who will take the title away from Megumi Kudo? Will Christian be fired? We will have to find out… We will see you at May-Hem 2006… For the 2nd Annual EWA Royal Rumble… Good Night Everyone… For more information on the EWA… Check out EWAZONE.TK…
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