May-Hem 2006
Mark:Welcome everyone to EWA May-Hem 2006 live from London, England… I am Mark… He is Rhino and what a night of action we have for everyone here tonight…
Rhino:I cant wait for the Royal Rumble…
Mark:The 30 Man over the top rope Royal Rumble with the winner recieving a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:There are so many people that could win this match up… I cant even pick a winner…
Mark:Our other main event is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship as Megumi Kudo defends the title against Sting and Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H said he is going to show up and fight for the title… We will have to see if he holds true to his word…
Mark:There is so much more to get to… So lets not waste anymore time and lets get started with our opening contest…
Demon Child vs Myst
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…
(“Warning” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Where is Demon Child?
Mark:I am being told something is going on in the back right now…
Rhino:Thats Demon Child and Myst…
Mark:They are just going back and forth going blow for blow…
Rhino:They didnt even wait to get in to the ring… They are just beating each other up in the backstage area…
Mark:EWA Officials are breaking these two men apart and I dont think they will be fighting one another tonight…
Rhino:I dont think so…
Mark:So lets move on to our next contest…
Doug Kinsella v Lone Jobber
Spin Of The Gimmick Wheel Match
PA Announcer: The following contest is a Spin of the Gimmick Wheel match. Introducing first… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 241 pounds… DOUG KINSELLA…
(“Pieces” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer: His opponent… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…
(“I Want it All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark: As Lone Jobber and Doug Kinsella eyes each other down they begin to roll the wheel onto the stage.
Rhino: Oh I can’t wait, can you Mark? Look at them all. From Slaughterhouse to an Arm Wrestling match.
Mark: I see. Well our lovely help has the wheel and lets see where it falls?
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Rhino: What’d it land on Mark?
PA Announcer: The Spin the Gimmick Wheel match shall be… a Playstation 2 Match using EWA Tuesday Night Carnage 3.
Rhino: What? A video game?
Mark: I guess so. And here comes the hel.. hey, isn’t that Ned and Jay?
Rhino: I think so. Ned and Jay in the ring setting up the Playastion to a camera feed, and look, their going to play it off of the hardcore Theature.
Mark: That’s one nicely sized screen they got there.
Rhino: Jobber and Doug have taken a seat and Jobber’s calling for Ned. Wonder what he told him?
Mark: Whatever it was, must have been important as Ned Tesseract runs to the back. As we wait for whatever Ned has gone to do lets remind the fans watching at home that every week you can tune into EWA Radio.On Friday Nights Doug Kinsella has his very own show, WMRK, which starts off the broadcast week. On Saturday’s you can tune into the world famous Saturday Night Line Up. Starting off the EWA Radio as
hosted by Sir Rockin, he’ll give tell you how he thinks of the Federation and more. Don’t forget, he’ll give you the promo of the week, the retro moment of the week, and yes, a new segment he likes to call Dishing It Out.
Rhino: And don’t forget, later on former World Champion Big Daddy Ace takes to mic for his show KEWWL 420 on the Dial. Ace interviews various superstars and talks with the fans who happen to call up.
Mark: Yes, and the main event, that man, Lone Jobber’s very own KJOB. Mister Multimedia as he calls himself rants for a while. While the others are structured in some fashion, Jobber has no planning skill
and does whatever he wants when he feels like it. So for all your live, unedited, out spoken official EWA commentary, be sure to check out the EWA Radio. Check your local listing for times and places.
Rhino: What?
Mark: Basically, check out the web site for further detail.
Rhino: It’s great we talked about the radio because it is in fact where the majority of the feud really started and heated up.
Mark: That’s why I started talking about it.
Rhino: Well here comes Ned Tesseract and he tosses something to him.
Mark: Ah, Jobber slides his memory card into the Playstation and loads his save. Jobber allowing Doug to make the choices.
Rhino: He’s cocky isn’t he?
Mark: Well since he used his save which appears to have everything unlocked, I’m sure he knows the game fairly well. Doug’s picking a no Disqualification One on One. Doug looking through the lists and picks
himself. Jobber scrolling through and..
Rhino: What?
Mark: He choose Triple H?
Jobber: Come on Dougie, I am the Game and you can’t play me!
Mark: Jobber making an odd choice here.
Rhino: As the loading screen comes up we’d like to remind you to catch the last EWA Monthly event only on Pay per View.
Mark: Virtual Doug coming to the ring now. And now Virtual Hunter. And that, that was the bell. I can’t believe I’m calling a freaking video game. Hunter taunting… and Doug nails a nice left. Doug with
another, and another, blocked. Jobber has Hunter grapple, piledriver.
Rhino: And here is where experience comes into play.
Mark: Jobber has him mount and lay in the punches. Back him off and Doug get’s Doug to his feet. Doug turns around, Jobber, Hunter, whatever, nice closeline. Picks him up, irish whip to the ropes, catches him, knee buster. Doug staggers around and Jobber has Hunter nail what looks to be a decapitating DDT. Jobber picks Doug up and sends him to the outside.
Rhino: Lone Jobber is showing himself as a precision machine. Doug on the other hand, button mashing.
Mark: Hunter whipping, no reversed, Doug sends Jobber’s avatar into the ring steps.
Rhino: You think Doug has been watching Jobber’s hands?
Mark: Grapple? No, not Doug run forward and hits a running bulldog. Lone H getting up and runs into the ring. Doug follows suit. Jobber tried for a strike, counter, irish whip by Kinsella. Big back body
drop. Doug runs off the ropes, elbow. Doug now grapples the feet, figure four. Lone H under the ropes. But Doug overrides the let go as it’s no dq. Jobber button mashes and breaks free.
Rhino: Look at Jobber, he’s staring at Doug confused like.
Mark: It seems he’s getting used to the controls. Doug runs toward the corner, and now he’s asking Jobber how to climb it. Like this, Jobber says as he nails Doug’s character from behind with a chop block. Lone H ascending to corner and axe handle just as Doug rises. Jobber sending Doug to the ropes and lets him run past as he taunts yet again.
Rhino: Both men are getting fairly high toward their special.
Mark: Doug stops running, runs up to Hunter, Hunter goes for a kick, reversed, Doug sends Jobber into the ropes, back body, countered, knee slam. Doug wavering around, SPECIAL!
Rhino: Jobber setting Doug up for the Pedigree. Slam.
Mark: 1…2… no. Somehow Doug overcomes and just look at Jobber. Jobber picks Doug up, sends him to the far ropes, follows in, and clotheslines him over. Jobber running toward the close ropes and slides
under. And, he’s looking for something.
Rhino: That bastard Triple H has the Sledg.
Mark: Jobber having his character walk around the ring, Doug pushing whatever buttons to get his guy up. Doug’s up and the chase begins. Doug slides into the ring and he’s just pushing more and more buttons.
Rhino: Could he be trying to call…
Mark: Do, do you hear that?
Rhino: If you mean Jobber’s theme being played, yes I do.
Mark: And look at real Jobber’s mouth drop as computer Jobber runs to the ring to help Doug. Hunter enters the ring, a swing and a miss, trying for Doug. Kinsella leaves the ring as computer Jobber enters.
Hunter runs, and… Jobber’s trying to bash Jobber’s skull in with the sledgehammer. No, blocked, reversed. Computer Jobber grabs the sledgehammer and pushes Jobber controlled Triple H away. He sizes him
up, slam.
Rhino: Lone Jobber’s Triple H is down and out.
Mark: Real Doug’s laughing as computer Jobber lays in a could more sledgehammer strikes. And yes, Jobber’s Hunter is busted open. Doug reentering the ring as computer Jobber goes to the sidelines. Doug
picks him up and sends him to the corner. Runs in, splash. Hunter stumbling out, SPECIAL!
Rhino: And Doug delivers the Final Touch! Pin…. 1….2….3…
PA Announcer: The winner of this match… Doug Kinsella… by… Doug Kinsella…
Mark: And look at Jobber, he’s literally foaming at the mouth. Jobber throws down his control, and he’s got the PS2.
Rhino: Tradition tells me this won’t be pretty…
Mark: Doug looks toward Jobber as Jobber jumps and slams the video game system over Doug’s head.
Rhino: What a poor sport.
Mark:I say its time we get back to more in ring action…
Shawn Michaels Vs Jason Cain
PA Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL..
(“Boy Toy” hits over the PA System as Shawn Michaels heads to the ring..)
PA Announcer: Introducing first.. From San Antonio, Texas.. Weighing in at 227 pounds.. The Heartbreak Kid.. SHAWN.. MICHAELS..
(“Suffering Cerebus” hits over the PA System as Jason Cain makes his way to the ring..)
PA Announcer: And his opponent.. From Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada.. Weighing in at 256 pounds.. The X-Man.. JASON.. CAIN..
Mark: I believe this is the first these two men have stepped into the ring together..
Rhino: You know HBK as a lot of frustration from the last few months he wouldn’t mind getting rid of through cain..
Mark: Bell has rung.. Collar and elbow in the center of the ring.. Jason Cain quickly turns it into a side headlock.. Headlock takedown by Cain.. Michaels gets his legs around the head.. Cain kicks out..
Rhino: We’ve got a wrestling match, wow..
Mark: Michaels with a headlock takedown on Cain now.. Cain gets his legs over Michaels’ head and both men are quick to get back up..
Rhino: The fans here in London with applause as these two come to a staredown..
Mark: Both men pacing around the ring.. Collar and elbow tie up once more.. Michaels gets the side headlock this time.. Michaels applying pressure.. Cain backing him into the ropes.. Shoves him off.. By Michaels holds on to the hair!
Rhino: Dirty tactic by Michaels but he keeps the momentum in his favor..
Mark: Cain backs Michael into the corner now.. Ref calling for a clean break but Cain levels Michaels with a right!
Rhino: Should’ve seen that coming..
Mark: Michaels back to his feet and Cain begins laying in the rights.. Michaels against the rope.. Irish whip.. Jason Cain takes him down with a clothesline..
Rhino: Momentums changed to Cain..
Mark: Cain dropping several elbows right across the chest of Michaels before headlocking him and laying in several hard rights..
Rhino: Cain can be technical, but right now he’s brawling..
Mark: Cain allowing Michaels to get to his feet.. Belly to belly suplex.. Cain off the ropes and drops that braced knee right across the face forehead of Michaels!
Rhino: Ouch!
Mark: Cain with a cover.. 1…………………………………..2………….. Micahels gets the shoulder up..
Rhino: Too soon to count HBK out..
Mark: Cain pulling Michaels to his feet.. Vertical suplex.. Michaels reverses! Cain back to his feet but gets taken down with a right from Michaels..
Rhino: Michaels building up some steam..
Mark: Michaels with an irish whip.. Backbody drop by Michaels, sending Cain high!
Rhino: His landing wasn’t that spectacular, though..
Mark: Cain back to his feet in the corner.. Michaels begins chopping away at his chest..
Rhino: WOO, WOO..
Mark: Cain quickly turning things around and tossing Michaels into the corner.. Cain with several rights now.. Michaels counters and begins chopping his way back to the center of the ring.. Kick to the gut.. Vertical suplex by Michaels..
Rhino: Michaels managing to come out ontop during that exchange..
Mark: Michaels dropping an elbow to the chest of Cain.. Cover.. 1………………………………..2…………… Cain gets the shoulder up..
Rhino: Michaels is gonna need more to put away Cain..
Mark: Cain whipped into the turnbuckle by Michaels.. Michaels climbg up.. And begins punching away!
Rhino: 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10!
Mark: Michaels jumps down and Cain falls face down to the mat! These fans behind Shawn Michaels and cheering his name.. Michaels goes to pick up Cain, but he rolls to the outside..
Rhino: Cain needs to find a way to collect himself..
Mark: Michaels to the outside after him.. But Cain with a cheap shot, raking the eyes of Michaels..
Rhino: That’ll turn things around..
Mark: Cain just whipped Michaels shoulder first into the steel steps!
Rhino: Michaels in some pain..
Mark: Cain picks him back up.. Vertical suplex on the outside! Michaels grabbing his back as Cain tosses him into the steel guard rail..
Rhino: The ref telling them to get into the ring..
Mark: Cain rolls back in, flips off the ref, then rolls back out.. Cain now pressing his boot against the head of Michaels, which is forcing him into the steel..
Rhino: Come on, get back in the ring!
Mark: Cain rolling Michaels back into the ring.. And once again drops that braced knee across the forehead!
Rhino: He’s gonna bust him open like that..
Mark: Cain applying a rear naked choke.. Michaels trying to fight it off but to prevail..
Rhino: Looks like he’s beginning to fade..
Mark: I think he is.. The ref getting in position for the submission..
Rhino: Michaels looking to be out of it..
Mark: Ref raises the arm once.. It falls.. Ref raises the arm a second time.. It falls..
Rhino: This could be it..
Mark: Ref raises it a third.. It fa-NO! Michaels isn’t done!
Rhino: He’s still in it!
Mark: Michaels beginning to fight back and the crowd is behind him all the way! He’s to his feet.. Several elbows to the gut of Cain.. Michaels off the ropes.. SPINEBUSTER by Cain!
Rhino: So much for that comeback.. He just got PLANTED..
Mark: Cover.. 1………………………………..2……………..………. Michaels kicks out..
Rhino: Cain almost had him that time, though..
Mark: Cain lifting Michaels up.. Pulls his arms across the chest like a straight jacket.. Crossplex!
Rhino: Modified german suplex plants Michaels..
Mark: Cain holding on and gets both men back to their feet before delivering a second one.. Cain up with Michaels once more and delivers a third crossplex!
Rhino: There’s the trifecta..
Mark: Cain signaling for the end as he lifts Michaels to his feet.. Cain with a double underhook.. But Michaels counters with a backbody drop!
Rhino: Michaels isn’t done, yet!
Mark: Cain back to his feet but Michaels levels him with a right.. Then a second.. Cain against the ropes.. Michaels with the irish whip, but Cain reverses.. Michaels off the ropes.. And catches Cain with the flying forearm!
Rhino: And we know what comes next!
Mark: Michaels nips up! Cain getting back to his feet.. Inverted atomic drop by Michaels, followed by several rights..
Rhino: These fans are behind him all the way!
Mark: Michaels scoops Cain up and slams him to the mat.. And he’s heading to the top! BIG ELBOW by Shawn Michaels!
Rhino: And he’s fired up!
Mark: Michaels is ready for it! He’s in the corner.. And he’s tuning up the band!
Rhino: Cain’s in trouble!
(“Taste the Blood” hits over the PA System..)
Mark: What the hell?
Rhino: What do they want?
Mark: There’s McConnell and Angel on the entrance ramp.. And they’ve got a trash can.. And a Texas state flag..
Rhino: They aren’t gonna do what I think they are.. Are they..?
Mark: McConnell’s waving that flag, mocking Michaels.. Oh no, Angel just started a fire in that trash can!
Rhino: Damn it, they are! And what the hell is Mitchell handing Cain..?
Mark: McConnell just dropped the flag in that trash can! And Michaels’ isn’t happy about it!
Rhino: Damn it, talk about disrespect..
Mark: Mitchell’s got the referee’s attention.. Michaels going back to Cain.. WHAT THE HELL.. Cain just threw a flaming Texas flag into the face of Michaels!
Rhino: God damn it!
Mark: Cain with a kick to the gut.. OUTLAW DRIVER.. Mitchell’s making his way back up the ramp.. Cover..
Rhino: Not this way!
Mark: 1……………………………………………2………………………………………………3!
PA Announcer: The winner of the match.. JASON.. CAIN..
Rhino: That was cheap as hell..
Mark: That was the BPU.. And now Angel and McConnell are making their way down to the ring.. Wait! Nash and Hall just come from the crowd! Cain scrambles to the outside!
Rhino: The Outsiders are here!
Mark: They’ve evened up the odds and chased off the BPU.. What will happen next? We will have to find out… But now its time for more EWA Action…
FTW Championship Last Man Standing Match
Eric Angel(c) vs Heidenreich
Pa Announcer:The next contest is a Last Man Standing Match… and is for the FTW Championship… First From New Orleans, La… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… HEIDENREICH…
(“Dangerous Politics” plays as Heidenreich enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 247 Pounds… ERIC ANGEL…
(“Beowuff” plays as Eric Angel enters the arena…)
Mark:This is a Last Man Standing Match for the FTW Championship…
Rhino:Look at Eric Angel getting up into the face off Heidenreich and toying with him by shoving his face…
Mark:That is not going to set well with Heidenreich as he nails Angel with a right hand and another…
Rhino:Look at him pounding away as Eric Angel counters with a knee to the gut…
Mark:He slowed the quick attack from Heidenreich and Eric Angel knocks him down with a clothesline…
Rhino:Eric Angel is already going to the outside and is looking for weapons…
Mark:He has a trash can that is full of weapons as he tosses them into the ring…
Rhino:He gets back in and pulls out a Kendo Stick…
Mark:A stiff shot to the midsection… NO Heidenreich blocked it…
Rhino:He just stripped the Kendo Stick out of the hands of Eric Angel…
Mark:And a hard shot to the midsection by Heidenreich…
Rhino:Another shot straight into the skull landing Eric Angel to the ground…
Mark:Heidenreich wants more as he dumps out the weapons inside the trash can…
Rhino:It looks like he has a thimble… What is he going to do with that…
Mark:Heidenreich places it over his finger and OH MY GOD…
Rhino:The finger poke of doom from Heidenreich…
Mark:That hurt right there as Heidenreich is doing the strut now…
Rhino:He is going to the outside and digging for more weapons and brings out a Steel Chair…And it’s wrapped in Barbed Wire!
Mark:This is getting ugly as Heidenreich swings the chair and Eric Angel ducks…
Rhino:Fallen Bomb by Erica Angel going for a cover…
Mark:It is Last Man Standing rules though and there are no pinfalls…
Rhino:He now has the Steel Chair in hand and lays Heidenriech out with that shit to the head…
Mark:Heidenreich is now busted open as Angel tells the referee to count…
Rhino:The referee is up to a three count as Heidenreich is still not moving…
Mark:The blood is pouring out of the head of Heidenreich… Seven… Eight… Nine…
Rhino:Just barely Heidenreich somehow pulls himself back to his feet.
Mark:Eric Angel backs into the corner but runs right into a Sidewalk Slam from Heidenreich…
Rhino:Heidenreich is now going back out to search under the ring…
Mark:Oh my god he has a Table with gasoline and a lighter…
Rhino:He isn’t going to think what I think he is thinking is he…
Mark:He is in the ring and setting up the table now…
Rhino:Eric Angle comes off the top ropes but lands hard into the mat as Heidenreich countered into a Powerbomb…
Mark:He is now lighting the Table on fire… OH MY GOD!
Rhino:This is going to be bad for Eric Angel…
Mark:Heidenreich sets him up… FRONT FACE SUPLEX THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!
Rhino:There is no way that Eric Angel can get back up from that…
Mark:His ribs might be broken after that fiery Front Face Suplex…
Rhino:The referee is up to Five… Six… Seven… Eight…
Mark:This one is going to be over… Nine… Ten… NO! Eric Angel is up!
Rhino:This one is not over as Eric Angel is hanging onto the ropes and standing for dear life…
Mark:Heidenreich see’s this and runs toward Angel…
Rhino:Eric Angel pulled the top rope down and Heidenreich falls over onto the floor…
Mark:Eric Angel is now standing in the ring and taunting Heidenreich to get back in…
Rhino:Heidenreich gets back in and Eric Angel with a drop toehold onto the Barbed Wire Chair…
Mark:That engraved into the open wound of Heidenreich even more…
Rhino:Eric Angel wants even more weapons and you have to wonder what the hell is left to use…
Mark:He has a Ladder now and is setting it up in the ring…
Rhino:Eric Angel is climbing the Ladder but Heidenreich is up and climbing as well…
Mark:Heidenreich and Eric Angel are duking it out at the top…
Rhino:Heidenreich with a stiff shot to the gut… SUPERPLEX OFF THE LADDER!
Mark:Both men went crashing hard into the pieces of the shattered table…
Rhino:With both men down who is going to get up…
Mark:The referee is counting them down and neither is moving an inch…
Rhino:They are both moving and trying to find help to get back up to their feet…
Mark:Seven… Eight… Nine… Heidenreich is up… Eric Angel is up…
Rhino:They are both up and slugging away at it…
Mark:The FTW Title means everything to them and neither are giving in…
Rhino:Eric Angel gets a few shots in and goes for a short arm clothesline… Ducked by Heidenreich…
Mark:Eric Angel turns around… POWER DUNK BY HEIDENREICH!
Rhino:This could be the end as the referee is now counting down Eric Angel…
Mark:I don’t think Angel can get up after the Power Dunk…
Rhino:Look at Heidenreich climbing the Ladder and celebrating…
Mark:Wait a minute… ERIC ANGEL NIPPED UP!
Rhino:That is a page out of Shawn Michaels’ playbook…
Mark:He is going up to the top and Heidenreich looks like he has seen a ghost…
Rhino:Eric Angel pummeling into the bloody head of Heidenreich…
Mark:Eric Angel hooks up Heidenreich… ONE WINGED ANGEL FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!
Rhino:OH MY GOD… If it isn’t over I just don’t know how!
Mark:Both men are down again… Who will prevail…
Rhino:Five… Six… Seven… Eight… Nine… ERIC ANGEL IS UP!
Mark:Ten… HEIDENREICH IS STILL DOWN… IT’S OVER!
Pa Announcer:Ladies and gentlemen here is you winner and STILL FTW Champion… ERIC ANGEL!
Rhino:Heidenreich has once again come up short in capturing the FTW Championship…
Mark:What is the future for Heidenreich? Right now its time for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match…
EWA World Championship Extreme Death Match
Megumi Kudo(c) vs Sting vs Triple H
Pa Announcer:This Match up is an EXTREME DEATH MATCH and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… From Venice Beach, Ca… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STING…
(“Seek and Destroy” plays as Sting enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… The Game TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Koshigaya, Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds… The Defending EWA World Heavyweight Champion… MEGUMI KUDO…
(“It Came From Japan” plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell has sounded as this World Heavyweight Championship Match up is underway…
Rhino:The ropes are barbed wire and there are different weapons on the outside of the ring ready to be used…
Mark:Triple H was scheduled to be in this match up but Omega decided to make a change… A change that Triple H has ignored as he came down to the ring ready to fight…
Rhino:Will Omega show up and stop him…
Mark:I would think so… As we saw Omega earlier on as he was interviewing Christian…
(“The Omen” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Looks like Omega is on his way out…
Mark:They are all looking at the ramp… From behind Triple H attacks Sting…
Rhino:Guess Triple H isnt going to wait to see Omega’s response…
Mark:Triple H with right hands to Sting as he whips him in to the barbed wire ropes… Sting hits the barbed wire and comes out very slow… Running High Knee by Triple H…
Rhino:The Game almost took Sting’s head off with that shot…
Mark:Megumi Kudo just spun Triple H around and gave him a hard slap right to the face…
Rhino:The Game is laughing it off…
Mark:Megumi Kudo backs up… Superkick by Megumi Kudo catching Triple H right in the jaw…
Rhino:The Game dared her to do it and she did it…
Mark:Triple H is back up on his feet… Kudo with a dropkick and The Game goes backwards in to the barbed wire…
Rhino:Triple H didnt like the feel of the barbed wire…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with another dropkick and this time Triple H went face first in to the top rope of the barbed wire…
Rhino:Triple H is rolling to the outside to try and regain his composure…
Mark:Kudo had her back turned to Sting as Sting just clocked her with a big clothesline…
Rhino:Sting picked his spot and took advantage…
Mark:Sting scoops up Megumi Kudo and drops her face first in to the top barbed wire rope…
Rhino:Kudo is staggering around…
Mark:Big Boot right in to the face of Megumi Kudo by Sting…
Rhino:Sting is going to the outside and is bringing a Barbed Wire 2×4…
Mark:Sting lines up Megumi Kudo… Kudo turns around… Sting with a running shot with the 2×4 and Megumi Kudo gets laid out… Sting goes for a cover on Megumi Kudo 1…………………………….2……………….. Triple H with a leg drop across the back of the head of Sting to break it up…
Rhino:Triple H is now backing Sting up in to the corner…
Mark:Triple H with chops to the chest of Sting… Sting turns him around and puts Triple H in to the corner and he nails Triple H with chops right to the chest….
Rhino:WOOOOO!
Mark:Thats exactly what Sting just said…Sting whips Triple H in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Stinger Splash coming up…
Mark:STINGER SPLASH! NO! The Game moved out of the way and Sting hits his head on the top of the ring post… Neckbreaker by Triple H as Sting was falling backwards…
Rhino:Sting could be out cold….
Mark:Triple H goes for a cover 1…………………………….2……………….. Megumi Kudo with the barbed wire 2×4 breaks it up…
Rhino:She hit Triple H right in the lower back with it…
Mark:Triple H is turning around and catches the 2×4 right in the face and The Game looks to be bleeding…
Rhino:Kudo is now going to the outside and is sliding one of those planks in to the ring…
Mark:A Bleeding Triple H gets back on his feet… Megumi Kudo goes for a hip toss… Triple H blocks and gives her a short arm Clothesline…
Rhino:Look out from behind…
Mark:Sting just shoves Triple H in to the barbed wire ropes…
Rhino:The Game had his back to Sting and now Triple H just tasted barbed wire…
Mark:Clothesline by Sting sending Triple H over the top rope and to the outside…
Rhino:Sting is putting Megumi Kudo on to the top rope…
Mark:Look at the ramp… Security is being sent down to the ring and they are dragging Triple H to the back…
Rhino:Looks like Omega is getting Triple H out of this match up…
Mark:Sting has Megumi Kudo set up… SUPERPLEX ON THE THE EXPLODING PLANK! (Explosion)
Rhino:That explosion shook both of them… But Megumi Kudo felt the most of it…
Mark:Sting rolls himself on top of Megumi Kudo 1…………………………2………………………….3…… NO! Megumi Kudo got her shoulder up…
Rhino:That was a close one…
Mark:Sting now brings in another plank to the ring… Along with a Steel Chair…
Rhino:Sting is eyeing up Megumi Kudo who is bleeding…
Mark:Kudo turns around…Sting swings the chair… Megumi Kudo ducks out of the way of the Steel Chair…
Rhino:Kudo just knocked the chair out of Sting’s hand…
Mark:Kick to the midsection by Megumi Kudo… DDT on the Steel Chair by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:With Triple H out of the picture it is just Megumi Kudo and Sting battling for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship as we see Kudo about to go for a cover…
Mark:That she is… Kudo cover 1………………………..2…………………….3…..NO! Sting gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now bringing Sting towards the corner…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is up on the middle rope…TORNDADO DDT ON TO THE EXPLODING PLANK OF BARBED WIRE!
Rhino:Sting is busted open from the barbed wire and the explosion…
Mark:Megumi Kudo rolls on top of Sting for the cover 1…………………………..2…………………3……….NO! STING KICKS OUT!
Rhino:That was so very close and Megumi Kudo really thought she had Sting down for the count…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is now going underneath the ring and is pulling out some lighter fluid…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is dumping the the ligher fluid on the barbed wire ropes…
Mark:The One side of the Barbed Wire is being lit on fire…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo slides in on the other side of the ring…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with an irish whip to Sting… Reversal by Sting and Megumi Kudo goes in to the flaming barbed wire ropes…
Rhino:Her plan to set Sting on fire backfired…
Mark:Sting goes behind Megumi Kudo… SCORPION DEATH DROP!
Rhino:Sting is not done…
Mark:Sting hooks Megumi Kudo by the legs… SCORPION DEATH LOCK!
Rhino:Will Megumi Kudo tap out like she did to Big Daddy Ace?
Mark:THE GAME IS COMING DOWN TO THE RING!
Rhino:And he has a Sledgehammer in his hand…
Mark:Sting doesnt seem him…Triple H is in the ring… SLEDGEHAMMER to the Back of the head of Sting…
Rhino:Sting is out cold….
Mark:Triple H is now picking up Megumi Kudo and is lining her up with the Sledgehammer…
Rhino:Triple H has that evil look on his face…
Mark:Sledgehammer! NO! Megumi Kudo ducked the Sledgehammer…
Rhino:Kudo just picked up the 2×4…
Mark:Megumi Kudo swings the 2×4… Triple H ducks… SLEDGEHAMMER TO THE SKULL!
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is out cold…
Mark:Triple H is now hooking up Megumi Kudo… PEDIGREE On to the Barbed Wire 2×4…
Rhino:I think we are looking at a new World Champion…
Mark:Triple H hooks the leg 1……………………………2…………………….3……….. NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion… TRIPLE H…
Rhino:The Hottest Free Agent in Wrestling is now the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:He fought off the Security… He fought off both Megumi Kudo and Sting and he is now the World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:What will Omega say?
Mark:We will see… But its now time for the Royal Rumble…
EWA Royal Rumble
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the ROYAL RUMBLE… With the winner reciving a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Man Who Drew Number One… From Dayton Ohio… DOUG KINSELLA…
(“Pieces” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House… LONE JOBBER…
(“I Want it All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:These two men battled earlier on in a Playstation 2 Match…
Rhino:That was an interesting match up and it really took alot out of both men…
Mark:And there they go… Trading right hands back and forth in the center of the ring…
Rhino:They have dropped the PS2 Controllers for right hands…
Mark:Lone Jobber backs Doug Kinsella up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Lone Jobber… Doug Kinsella comes off the ropes and gets nailed with a high back body drop…
Rhino:Doug went high up in to the air as he staggers back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella turns around…Lone Jobber goes for a clothesline… Doug Kinsella ducks and Lone Jobber goes over the top rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is hanging on for his life and is able to pull himself back in to the ring…
Mark:That was a close call for Lone Jobber right there Rhino…
Rhino:It sure was…
Mark:Doug Kinsella brings him to the corner and begins to stomp away in to his midsection…
Rhino:Doug is now slowing the pace of the match up…
Mark:Doug is looking down at his arm right now that he has very heavily tape after it being broken a few weks ago by Triple H… Doug Kinsella whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Dropkick by Doug Kinsella catching Lone Jobber right in the jaw…
Rhino:We are about thirty seconds away from getting the third participant in to this royal rumble match up…
Mark:Doug Kinsella scoops up and slams Lone Jobber straight down to the canvas…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
Rhino:Who is it going to be?
(“Eye of the Hurricane” plays as The Hurricane enters the arena…)
Mark:Its The Hurricane…
Rhino:A member of the EWA Job Squad has come in to the ring and he wants to get on the full time EWA Roster and what better way than winning the Royal Rumble…
Mark:The Hurricane goes right after Doug Kinsella as he whips him in to the ropes… Kinsella comes off… Flying Headscissors take over by The Hurricane…
Rhino:Doug gets right back up…
Mark:Flying back elbow by The Hurricane knocking down Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:The Hurricane thus far is taking it to Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Doug Kinsella gets back up and gets taken out with a spin heel kick…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up on his feet…
Mark:The Hurricane goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Lone Jobber… Jaw Breaker by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:The Hurricane is dazed and confused…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs him by the head and throws him right over the top rope and The Hurricane has been eliminated by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:The Hurricane’s participation in the Royal Rumble has come and gone…
Mark:Yes it has a he went flying over the top rope…Like only a Super Hero can…
Rhino:Indeed Mark… Indeed…
Mark:Who are you… Funaki?
Rhino:No…
Mark:Then stop saying Indeed…
Rhino:Alright I wont say Indeed anymore…
Mark:You just said it again…
Rhino:Sorry… We are about to see the next man in to the match up as you hear the crowd starting to count down…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
Mark:The fans are ready…
(Shane Munn’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Mark:Its Shane Munns… A man who left the EWA a few months back and is looking to get back in to the EWA with a win here tonight at the Royal Rumble… Shane Munns turns Lone Jobber around and slaps him right across the face…
Rhino:Look at the trash talk coming out of the mouth of Shane Munns…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a couple of kicks to the midsection backing Shane Munns in to the corner…Lone Jobber hammers the knees in to the midsection…
Rhino:Jobber is trying to knock the wind right out of Shane Munns…
Mark:Irish whip by Lone Jobber… Shane Munns goes hard in to the corner… Lone Jobber picks up a full head of steam… Shane Munns gets the boot up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is checking his jaw…
Mark:Shane Munns up on the middle rope… Tornado DDT connects by Shane Munns drilling Lone Jobber right in to the canvas…
Rhino:Shane Munns is very proud of himself…
Mark:Shane Munns turns around… FINAL TOUCH! By Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Shane Munns didnt see that coming at all and neither did I…
Mark:You never do…
Rhino:Good point…
Mark:Doug Kinsella picks up Shane Munns and throws him over the top rope and Shane Munns has now been eliminated from this match up…
Rhino:We are back to Doug Kinsella and Lone Jobber once again…
Mark:Doug Kinsella starts choking away at Lone Jobber in the corner as the fans begin to count down Rhino for the next entrant in to the Royal Rumble…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
(“Burn it All” plays as Ryder enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Ryder of Blood Pride Wrestling…
Mark:Ryder was part of the first ever BPW Tag Team Champions and speaking of the BPW I have been told that Eve of Destiny will take place on May 31st…
Rhino:Yeah the BPW will be running a show but they arent running a show tonight…
Mark:That is a good point… As it now a EWA Event… And its the Royal Rumble…
Rhino:We saw Ryder at Thursday Night Chaos when he and Silve took on Shawn Michaels and Kevin Nash for the EWA Tag Team Titles…
Mark:Ryder with a running clothesline laying out Doug Kinsella… Ryder is picking up Doug Kinsella and is trying to push him over the top rope…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is trying to hang on as best as he can…
Mark:That he is as he is able to roll back in to the ring underneath the bottom rope…
Rhino:Did you just see that knee right to the throat of Doug Kinsella that Ryder hit…
Mark:Yes I did and it was not a welcomed shot by Doug Kinsella but Ryder sure enjoyed dishing out the punishment…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has been able gather himself and is now just letting Ryder have his way with Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Ryder hooks up Doug Kinsella… Stalling Vertical Suplex…
Rhino:The blood is starting to rush to the forehead of Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Brainbuster by Ryder as he just dropped Doug Kinsella right on his head…
Rhino:I think Doug Kinsella could be out cold right now and that might be to his advantage as if you are out cold you are dead weight…
Mark:Good point there Rhino… As the fans begin to countdown again…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
(“Smack My Bitch Up” plays as Havok enters the arena…)
Mark:Havok part of the Chaotic Cult… And he goes right in to the ring after Lone Jobber…
Rhino:He just took him right off of his feet and is nailing him with right hands…
Mark:Havok is a no nonesense type of guy… He is a straight forward fighter and right now he is just giving the business to Lone Jobber with straight right hands on the ground…
Rhino:Havok is now choking out Lone Jobber…
Mark:Ryder comes charging with a running enziguri catching Havok off guard and right in the back of the head…
Rhino:It seems like Ryder has come here to fight and is going to fight with everyone…
Mark:Ryder hooks up Havok… Havok blocks the suplex attempt and just nails Ryder in the midsection with shots to the ribs…
Rhino:He is just hammering Ryder right now…
Mark:Ryder gets sent in to the ropes by Havok… Tilt a whirl backbreaker…
Rhino:Ryder is now hurting thanks to Havok…
Mark:Havok now looking right at Doug Kinsella who is up in the corner…Havok charges… Doug Kinsella moves out of the way…
Rhino:Havok is staggering around…
Mark:FINAL TOUCH!
Rhino:Havok walked right in to that one…
Mark:Yes he did… As Doug Kinsella now uses his own momentum against him and sends him over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to knock Ryder over the top rope and I hear the fans once again Mark…
Mark:Must be time for the next particpant…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
(“Test” plays as Test enters the arena…)
Rhino:Another member of the EWA Job Squad Test has hit the ring and just like the Hurricane wants to be apart of the main roster and this could be his chance…
Mark:Test goes right after Doug Kinsella and lays him out with a big boot…
Rhino:Doug walked in to that…
Mark:Test charges at Lone Jobber and Ryder and connects with a splash…
Rhino:Ryder almost went over the top rope but he fell on to the apron of the ring and rolls back in…
Mark:Test now takes Ryder and whips him in to the ropes…Tilt a whirl slam… No… Countered in a head scissors take over by Ryder…
Rhino:Test is staggering around…
Mark:Running Dropkick and Test gets knocked in to the ropes and he falls over the top rope thanks to Ryder…
Rhino:Test just got dazed and confused and lost his balance and was sent over the top rope…
Mark:I guess you can say Test Failed his EWA Test…
Rhino:You could say that…
Mark:Right now Ryder goes after Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug is trying to hang on to the ropes…
Mark:From behind Lone Jobber pushes Ryder over the top rope and Ryder has now been eliminated from this match up…
Rhino:We are back to Lone Jobber and Doug Kinsella the two men that started off this Royal Rumble…
Mark:We wont have to wait much longer for the next person to be introduced in to the Royal Rumble as the fans are beginning to count down again…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
(“Smack My Bitch Up” plays as Kubiak enters the arena…)
Mark:Another member of the Chaotic Cult… Kubiak comes in to the ring and runs Lone Jobber over with a big clothesline…
Rhino:Lone Jobber got spun inside out with that clothesline…
Mark:Doug Kinsella turns around and gets nailed with an atomic drop… Followed by a big right hand knocking him right down to the canvas…
Rhino:The former World Heavyweight Champion really took a hard shot from Kubiak…
Mark:Kubiak brings Doug Kinsella over in to the corner… Kubiak with a full head of steam and he drives his knee right in to the face of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is up in the other corner…
Mark:Running Clothesline by Kubiak and now Lone Jobber is down in the corner…
Rhino:Kubiak is now lining up Lone Jobber…
Mark:Hard Running Knee right to the forehead of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber looks like he is seeing stars…
Mark:Kubiak has come in full steam ahead and knocked out both Lone Jobber and Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Kubiak is now going after Lone Jobber…
Mark:Kubiak tosses Lone Jobber over the top rope and Lone Jobber holds on to the middle rope and is holding himself up…
Rhino:Kubiak is trying to stomp at the hands of Lone Jobber…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is back up and gives Kubiak a low blow…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella just helped out Lone Jobber accidently…
Mark:He did do that…Doug Kinsella is lining up Kubiak… FINAL TOUCH! NO! Kubiak pushes him off in to the ropes… Double Clothesline and both Kubiak and Doug Kinsella collide and are down on the canvas…
Rhino:I hear the fans… Must be time for our next participant…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
(“Turn The Tables” plays as Brother Ray enters the arena…)
Mark:Its Brother Ray of Team 3D…
Rhino:I thought that was Bubba Ray Dudley…
Mark:It is…
Rhino:But you just said it was Brother Ray…
Mark:Same person… Different name…
Rhino:Oh I See… Why he change his name?
Mark:Long Story… But back in the ring Brother Ray opens up on Lone Jobber with right hands… Brother Ray spins his fist and connects with a big right hand knocking down Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is back up…
Mark:Big Elbow right to the head of Doug Kinsella… Brother Ray picks him up and ties him up in the tree of woe in the corner…
Rhino:Not good for Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Brother Ray charges in and drives a knee right in to the midsection…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:Here comes Kubiak as he connects with a baseball slide right to the head of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is in alot of trouble right now…
Mark:Brother Ray and Kubiak are now face to face in the center of the ring and there they go trading blows back and forth…
Rhino:They are just trading shots and both are enjoying dishing out the pain and punishment to the other one…
Mark:Brother Ray whips Kubiak in to the ropes… Brother Ray ducks his head… Kubiak puts on the breaks and kicks Brother Ray right in the head…
Rhino:Brother Ray is now staggering around…
Mark:Kubiak tosses Brother Ray over the top rope and Brother Ray has now been eliminated…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is going after Kubiak now…
Mark:Kubiak reverses the irish whip… Powerslam and Lone Jobber is drilled in to the mat…
Rhino:Kubiak is now trying to put Lone Jobber over the top rope but he is hanging on…
Mark:The crowd is going crazy again as here comes number Ten in to the Royal Rumble…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
(“Highway to Hell” plays in the arena)
Rhino:ITS HALO!
Mark:A Former EWA Undisputed Champion Halo has enter the Royal Rumble at number ten and he is going right after Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Halo teamed up with Kid Money back in the old days of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Mark:Halo was one tough competitor and Doug Kinsella is finding that out right now as he has him hooked him… Jackhammer by Halo on Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Halo has shocked the EWA by showing up for the Royal Rumble… But then again… If you want to get back in to the EWA Main Scene a win at the Royal Rumble will do that for you…
Mark:That is correct…Kubiak has Lone Jobber up on his shoulder and is looking to knock him out of the ring…
Rhino:This is the end for Lone Jobber in the Royal Rumble and his chances at winning a World Championship in the next couple of months…
Mark:Lone Jobber is going over… No… He slides off of Kubiak’s Shoulder and he sends clotheslines Kubiak from behind sending him over the top rope and to the floor as he has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now resting in the corner as Halo is trying to put Doug Kinsella out and over the top rope…
Mark:I think Doug Kinsella is about to be given his Last Rights by Halo…
Rhino:I think so too…
Mark:Kinsella is hooked… LAST RIGHTS!
Rhino:Kinsella is down and out on the canvas…
Mark:Back at May-Hem 2003… Halo won the EWA X Championship… Can he win the Royal Rumble Three Years Later? He is starting by trying to get Doug Kinsella out of the match up…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is hanging on the best that he can…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back up and is trying to help Halo take Doug Kinsella out of this match up…
Rhino:Halo and Lone Jobber working together… Who Knew…But on his way down to the ring is the next man to enter the Royal Rumble…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Mark:THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO THE ROYAL RUMBLE and he is coming in as a house of fire…
Rhino:Look at The Rock go…
Mark:The Rock opening up on Lone Jobber with straight right hands…
Rhino:I think the only one happier than the fans to see The Rock is Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Halo takes a big right hand from The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is really doing a number now on Halo…
Mark:Halo gets sent in to the ropes… Spine on the pine as Jim Ross would say as The Rock drills Halo in to the mat…
Rhino:I think it is time…
Mark:The Most Electrifying move in all of Sports Entertainment Today… The PEOPLES ELBOW!
Rhino:And Halo felt all of it…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs The Rock and sends him right over the top rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber used The Rock’s own momentum against him as he sent him to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber and Halo look at one another and now are looking right at Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Is this how its going to end for Doug Kinsella? And remember if Doug Kinsella gets eliminated by Lone Jobber… His Title Hopes are down the drain…
Mark:Lone Jobber and Halo walk over towards Doug Kinsella… Halo with a sucker punch right on Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Guess they wont be teaming up…
Mark:Halo is now choking the life out of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Doug is getting a little bit of rest now…
Mark:Wont last long… As here comes the next man in to the Royal Rumble…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
(“The Enemy” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Big Daddy Ace… The former EWA World Heavyweight Champion and a member of the EWW…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is in the ring and is going right after Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:They have had some heat lately… Have you heard the stuff on EWA Radio Network… They have really gone back and forth…
Mark:No I havent… How can I hear EWA Radio?
Rhino:Its at www.ewaradionetwork.tk…
Mark:I think I will have to check that out… But Big Daddy Ace opens up with right hands… Ace whips Doug Kinsella in to the ropes… Kinsella comes off… SPEAR!
Rhino:Doug just got speared right out of his boots…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is staggering up to his feet near the ropes… Big Daddy Ace is about to charge… From behind Halo clips the right leg out from Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Ace didnt see Halo coming at all…
Mark:Halo now choking Big Daddy Ace and is screaming right in his face…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in trouble now and Halo just told him its time for his last rights…
Mark:Halo is now hooking up Big Daddy Ace up… LAST RIGHTS! NO! Countered by Big Daddy Ace… Ace turns him around… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:Halo was drilled right in to the mat…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace picks him up on his shoulder and he dumps Halo to the outside for the Elimination…
Rhino:Now who will Big Daddy Ace go after now…
Mark:Its Ace… Kinsella and Jobber… Three former EWA World Champions in the ring right now… All have held the title this year…
Rhino:They are also the Three Radio Hosts for EWA Radio Network…
Mark:That is also true…
Rhino:But where is Sir Rockin? As he is the only host missing…
Mark:All three men are up in the ring looking at one another… Maybe its Sir Rockin entering the Royal Rumble Next… As we are about to see the next man in this match up… Entering at Number Thirteen…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
(“Insane in the Brain” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Rhino:ITS SUBWAY!
Mark:Subway part of the EWW is entering at lucky number 13…
Rhino:Will Lone Jobber and Doug Kinsella now team up to defend the honor of the EWA?
Mark:Subway is in the ring and its now a face off in the center of the ring… Ace and Kinsella… Jobber and Subway…
Rhino:Business is about to pick up now…
Mark:Lone Jobber just issued out a challenge…
Rhino:Did he just say Ramshambo?
Mark:I think that is exactly what he said… It looks like all four are agreeing to the rules…
Rhino:We are going to have some Ramshambo in the Royal Rumble… Very Cool I must say…
Mark:A Classic EWA Retro Moment here… Remember when Lone Jobber Ramshambo Sid… This could be another EWA Retro Moment…
Rhino:Who is going to go first?
Mark:Doug Kinsella just kicked Big Daddy Ace and he goes right down on to his knees…
Rhino:Ouch!
Mark:Subway just kicked Doug Kinsella and he goes down to his knees as well…
Rhino:Um… I guess that leaves Jobber to get his kicks in…
Mark:Lone Jobber brings his leg back and kicks Subway… But Subway is still standing…
Rhino:He just called Lone Jobber a dumb fucker… As Subway only has one ball and I guess Jobber didnt hit the right side…
Mark:Subway kicks Lone Jobber and he goes down and it looks like Subway won the Ramshambo contest…
Rhino:I guess so…As he is the only man left standing in the ring right now…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
(“Its Time” plays as Vader enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Vader Time Mark…
Mark:Vader a former associate of Subway… Will that give the EWW an even bigger advantage…
Rhino:I think it might…
Mark:Subway looks over at Vader and sticks his hand out…
Rhino:Vader shakes his hand…
Mark:Vader just short armed Subway…
Rhino:Guess the team work is out the window…
Mark:Vader with shots right to the midsection of Subway backing him in to the corner…Vader with an irish whip…
Rhino:Subway went hard in to the farside corner and this is not going to be good for Subway at all…
Mark:Here comes Vader… NO! Ace just pulled Subway out of the corner…
Rhino:Ace just saved Subway…
Mark:Vader turns around… SPEAR!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just speared a 450 Pound man right out of his boots…
Mark:Ace and Subway now grab Vader and bring him to the ropes…
Rhino:They are trying to get Vader out of the ring…
Mark:Vader is being pushed Over and there goes Vader…As Subway and Big Daddy Ace send him out of the ring…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:From behind Doug Kinsella and Lone Jobber push Subway and Ace over the ropes…
Rhino:They landed on the apron…
Mark:Subway and Ace are trying to fight their way back in to the ring…
Rhino:They have made it back in to the ring…
Mark:Subway and Ace are now brawling with Doug and Jobber… Ace whips Jobber in to the ropes…Reversal by Lone Jobber… Flying Back Elbow by Lone Jobber catching Big Daddy Ace right in the head…
Rhino:Subway just atomic dropped Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Spinning Clothesline by Subway…
Rhino:The Crowd is counting… Must be time for the next EWA Superstar to enter the match up…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
(“Bite To Break” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:It couldnt be who I think it is?
Mark:I think it could be…
Voice:THE LEGION IS COMING! THE LEGION IS COMING!
Rhino:I think we are about to see the arrival of Johnny Legion…
Mark:I dont see him…
Rhino:Neither do I…
Mark:I guess the Legion isnt coming after all… Just like his EWA Career… He never arrived…
Rhino:I still think he could be coming…
Mark:Hes Not…
Rhino:I guess I will take your word on that then Mark…
Mark:It looks like Doug Kinsella is not having a good time right now as he barely hanging on…
Rhino:He has his leg wrapped around that bottom rope and he is not going to let go…
Mark:Lone Jobber just sent Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes…Jobber ducks his head as Big Daddy Ace puts on the breaks… Piledriver by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Doug found a way to get back in to the ring…
Mark:Subway now with shots to the head of Doug Kinsella backing him up in to a corner… Doug comes back with an elbow to the side of the head as he now connects with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella and Lone Jobber have made it half way through the Royal Rumble…
Mark:Yes they have…And that is over thirty minutes as particpants come in to the ring every Two Minutes… And speaking particpants… Here comes one now…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
(“Smack my Bitch Up” plays as Chaos enters the arena…)
Rhino:ITS CHAOS1
Mark:The numbers keep stacking up for the EWW… As Chaotic Cult member Chaos is in the ring and he just helped out Subway who was trapped in the corner with Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Sooner or later the numbers will really pay off for the EWW…
Mark:Chaos is bringing Doug Kinsella out in to the center of the ring… Implant DDT as he lifted Doug Kinsella up and dropped him face first in to the mat…
Rhino:Impressive move by Chaos…
Mark:Ace just yelled something at Chaos… Ace now whips Lone Jobber at Chaos… Spinebuster by Chaos driving Lone Jobber straight in to the mat…
Rhino:The EWW is sure enjoying the number advantage as they pick apart Lone Jobber and Doug Kinsella of the EWA…
Mark:Subway is now telling Chaos and Big Daddy Ace what to do next…
Rhino:Chaos is now holding up Lone Jobber…
Mark:This could be the end of Lone Jobber right here Rhino…
Rhino:He is in a bad spot right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has him lined up… SPEAR! JOBBER MOVED AND ACE HIT CHAOS!
Rhino:That backfired on the EWW…
Mark:Chaos is staggering back up by the ropes… Running Dropkick by Doug Kinsella as Chaos goes flying over the top rope and he has been eliminated…
Rhino:Ace and Subway can not believe that the plan backfired and on the outside of the ring Chaos is pissed off…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now pulling himself back up on to his feet and goes after Subway with right hands…
Rhino:Doug and Ace are going at it as well…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips Doug in to the corner… Ace comes charging in… Doug moves out of the way… Ace turns around… FINAL TOUCH!
Rhino:Doug delivered the Final Touch but I think that was all of the energy he had left in him as he cant capitalize on the situation…
Mark:Subway whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Lone Jobber ducks the clothesline… Comes off the ropes… Double Clothesline…
Rhino:All four men are down in the ring as I hear the fans beginning to countdown again…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
(“Child’s Play” plays as Eugene enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its EUGENE!
Mark:Eugene is very special Rhino…
Rhino:That he is Mark… That he is…
Mark:Eugene seems so happy to be in an EWA Ring…
Rhino:Who will he go after first…
Mark:Eugene looks to be going after Subway and he is helping Subway back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Why is Eugene helping Subway up?
Mark:It looks like Subway appreciates the help up… As he is smiling at Eugene…
Rhino:I guess Eugene and Subway are now friends…
Mark:Subway wants to shake Eugene’s hand…
Rhino:Eugene is hugging Subway…
Mark:Subway holds up the arm of Eugene… God Damn Subway… Subway with a hell of a Subline to Eugene…
Rhino:I guess they arent friends after all…
Mark:I guess not… As Subway starts stomping the living hell out of Eugene in the corner…
Rhino:Eugene is in a serious amount of trouble…
Mark:Eugene gets sent in to the ropes by Subway… SUBLINE!
Rhino:He just took Eugene’s head right off there Mark…
Mark:Subway now grabs Eugene by the hair and tosses him over the top rope and Eugene has been eliminated from this match up…
Rhino:I dont think Eugene made any friends tonight Mark…
Mark:I dont think he did either Rhino…As Ace is now trying to push Doug Kinsella over the top rope he is continuing to hang on to the ropes…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is down in the corner as Subway starts to make his way over to him…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell comes in to the ring…
Rhino:ITS WILLIAM McConnell…
Mark:McConnell comes in to the ring at number 18 and he is going right after Subway…
Rhino:Look at the two of them go back and forth with right hands…
Mark:McConnell thought he had won two years ago but it was not to be…McConnell whips Subway in to the ropes…High back body drop…
Rhino:Ace is now coming after PYB…
Mark:PYB ducks the clothesline…The Answer spins him around… PSYKO BOMB!
Rhino:William McConnell is just dominating the competition right now Mark…
Mark:The Answer waits… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK TO DOUG KINSELLA!
Rhino:The Answer is on top of the world right now and the only man he has not come in to contact with is Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber is still down in the corner so WIlliam McConnell goes over to Doug Kinsella and is trying to push him over the top rope…
Rhino:Doug really close to going over…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace from behind clotheslines William McConnell and knocks him in to the corner…
Rhino:Ace is now opening up on The Answer…
Mark:A couple of repeated shots to the gut and now Big Daddy Ace puts William McConnell up on the top rope…
Rhino:What is he going to do with him up there and being on the top rope is not the best place to be in a Royal Rumble…
Mark:Ace goes for a superplex… Blocked by William McConnell who shoves him off the top rope…
Rhino:McConnell is standing on the top rope…
Mark:10.0 FROG SPLASH ON BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:What a Frog Splash by The Answer…
Mark:That took something out of William as he is down as well…Doug comes in with a full head of steam and tries to push Subway over the top rope but Subway is hanging on…
Rhino:Subway has his leg hooked on the rope and Doug is now trying to kick at it…
Mark:We are about to get another man in to this match up…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
(“Essa” plays as Essa Rios enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Essa Rios…
Mark:Essa Rios comes charging in at William McConnell… High Back Body Drop by The Answer and Essa Rios is already gone from this match up…
Rhino:Nice to see you Essa… Come back anytime…
Mark:Essa Rios lasted about 5 seconds in the Royal Rumble…
Rhino:Must be some sort of record…
Mark:Probably is… Someone in the EWA Historical staff will let us know sooner or later… But back to the action at hand… Lone Jobber is finally getting back in the action as he has Subway setup… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Subway was just drilled with The Gimmick…
Mark:Now Lone Jobber is dragging Subway over to the ropes and is attempting to send him over the top rope…
Rhino:Subway is still trying to hang on…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace comes over to them and pulls Lone Jobber off of Subway…
Rhino:The EWW is sticking together…
Mark:William McConnell is driving a shoulder right in to the midsection of Doug Kinsella in the corner…
Rhino:Looks like The Answer is trying to knock all the wind out of Doug Kinsella before sending him out of the ring…
Mark:The Answer lifts him up and tries to put him out but Doug continues to hang on to the ropes…
Rhino:Lone Jobber and Doug Kinsella have put in quite a perfomance here in the royal rumble…
Mark:Yes they have and they have made it past the 19th Entrant in the rumble and number 20 should be out with in the next minute…
Rhino:Doug just raked the eyes of William McConnell to get back in to the ring…
Mark:Ace and Subway are now trying to put Lone Jobber over and he is all twisted in the ropes…
Rhino:The ropes are Lone Jobber’s best friend right now as they are keeping him alive…
Mark:I hear the fans counting…
Rhino:I guess the next man is on his way down to the ring…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
(“Whiplash” plays as Whiplash enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Whiplash…
Mark:Part of the group known as the Outkasts back in the day here in the EWA…
Rhino:I believe he was part of Team Better Than You as Well…
Mark:I believe you are right about that as well… Whiplash has come down to the ring and is going right after Lone Jobber…
Rhino:He just pushed Subway and Big Daddy Ace aside and is going right for Lone Jobber…
Mark:Jay Mack used to lead the Outkasts and Jay Mack was the rival of Lone Jobber for a long time here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Rhino:They had some classic battles…
Mark:They sure did and I guess Whiplash has gotten word for Jay Mack to take out Lone Jobber here tonight in the Royal Rumble…
Rhino:What better way to make a name for yourself is by taking out Mr. EWA…
Mark:Stun Gun by Whiplash and Lone Jobber is staggering around…DDT by Whiplash…
Rhino:Subway and Ace are now going after Doug Kinsella…
Mark:The Answer is getting a break…
Rhino:Whiplash is now bringing Lone Jobber back to the ropes and he is trying to send him out of the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber slides back in to the ring underneath the bottom rope…
Rhino:The Answer is eyeing up Whiplash…
Mark:FIVE STAR SUPERKICK! Whiplash goes flying over the top rope and has been Eliminated from this match up…
Rhino:That was one hell of a kick from William McConnell that laid out Whiplash…
Mark:William forgot to watch his back and was just taken out with a vicious Subline…
Rhino:Subway had him eyed up and he got leveled…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace scoops up Doug Kinsella and connects with a running powerslam…
Rhino:How much more does Doug Kinsella or Lone Jobber have in the tank after all of the time they have spent here in the royal rumble…
Mark:Im not sure but the fans are chanting… So you know what that means…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
(“Glass Shatters” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Rhino:STONE COLD… STONE COLD… STONE COLD!
Mark:The Texas Rattlesnake… A Former EWA World Heavyweight Champion has come back to the Royal Rumble to regain some past EWA Glory…
Rhino:And to open up a few cans of whoop ass…
Mark:Its Austin and Big Daddy Ace face to face in the center of the ring… The slugfest has begun…
Rhino:Look at them just trade shots back and forth…
Mark:Austin whips Ace in to the ropes… Lou Thez Press and he follows it up with more right hands…
Rhino:The Two Finger Salute by Stone Cold Steve Austin…
Mark:Doug Kinsella turns around and slaps Stone Cold Steve Austin right in the face…
Rhino:That isnt sitting too well with the Texas Rattlesnake…
Mark:Stone Cold kicks Doug Kinsella in the midsection… STUNNER! STUNNER!
Rhino:Doug is out cold…
Mark:Stone Cold picks up Doug Kinsella and throws him over the top rope…
Rhino:Austin thinks that Doug is gone but Doug Kinsella hung on to the ropes and rolled back in to the ring…
Mark:That was a sure close call for Doug Kinsella right there Rhino…Stone Cold now going over to the corner and stomping away at William McConnell…
Rhino:Subway is choking Lone Jobber in the other corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is eyeing up the Texas Rattlesnake…
Rhino:This is not going to be good for Stone Cold…
Mark:Austin turns around… SPEAR! Stone Cold has been Speared by the former EWA World Heavyweight Champion Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Ace is not done however…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace picks up Stone Cold… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:So much for the momentum that Stone Cold was building up…
Mark:Here is the crowd again…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
(“Walk” plays as Rob Van Dam enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its R-V-D!
Mark:This is a One of a Kind Superstar… A Former EWA Champion…
Rhino:Cant forget tag team champion with Justin Credible…
Mark:Credible and Van Dam were a great EWA Tag Team for a few years… Right now RVD is going after Subway of all people…
Rhino:I thought they were good pals…
Mark:Guess not… RVD with forearms backing Subway in to the corner… RVD drives his shoulder right in to the midsection… RVD flips and drives a shoulder right in to Subway…
Rhino:RVD is on a roll…
Mark:Spin Kick to Big Daddy Ace as he tried to help out Subway…
Rhino:McConnell just asked a fan to throw him a chair…
Mark:McConnell has a steel chair… RVD turns around… VAN DAMINATOR by PYB to RVD…
Rhino:McConnell just used RVD’s own move against him…
Mark:William McConnell is back up on the top rope…
Rhino:RVD has the Five Star…
Mark:PYB has the 10.0 FROG SPLASH! Right on to Rob Van Dam…
Rhino:Did you see how high McConnell got…
Mark:Yes I did…Lone Jobber almost got put out of the ring by Stone Cold but Lone Jobber was able to get back in the ring…
Rhino:Low Blow by Big Daddy Ace to Stone Cold Steve Austin…
Mark:Ace now has Stone Cold up and out goes the Texas Rattle Snake…
Rhino:Guess Stone Cold will go to the back and drink some beers…
Mark:Guess so… Doug Kinsella is trying to get RVD out of the ring but Van Dam just kicked him right back in the face…
Rhino:Subway and Lone Jobber are going at it in the corner and Lone Jobber is just choking the life out of Subway…
Mark:McConnell picks up Ace… Ace with a go behind… Reverse DDT by Big Daddy Ace…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
(“Burn it All” plays as Silve enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Silve… Another member of the Blood Pride Wrestling…
Mark:Remember Blood Pride Wrestling presents Eve of Destiny…
Rhino:Yeah another plug for BPW… Go them… Can we get back to the action…
Mark:Yes we can…As Silve comes charging and goes out to help out the Owner of the BPW William McConnell…
Rhino:William was almost put out by Big Daddy Ace but Silve was able to help him and keep him in this match up…
Mark:Silve whips Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes… Dropkick by Silve…
Rhino:Nice Dropkick…
Mark:Look Out… Lone Jobber turns Silve around… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Silve was just dropped right on his head…
Mark:William McConnell didnt like that at all and now Lone Jobber and William McConnell are face to face…
Rhino:They have a past in the EWA…
Mark:Its a well documented past…
Rhino:RVD is on the top rope…
Mark:Big Side Kick by RVD to PYB as RVD Came off the top rope…
Rhino:PYB didnt see it coming as he was face to face with Lone Jobber…
Mark:Van Dam is now taking McConnell over to the corner and trying to put him out…
Rhino:Subway has Silve…
Mark:Lone Jobber knocked out Silve and Subway takes Silve and throws him out of the ring…
Rhino:Nothing like taking advantage of a perfect situation…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is almost out but pulls himself back in underneath the bottom rope as Doug Kinsella almost put the host of Kewwl 4.20 out of the Royal Rumble…
Rhino:Subway is now going after Doug Kinsella or as some people call him… DOUGIE!
Mark:Well Dougie is being choked by Subway in the corner…As the next man is coming down to the ring…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
(“Whatever” plays as Chris Benoit enters the arena…)
Rhino:ITS CHRIS BENOIT!
Mark:The Crippler has made his way in to the ring and is going right after Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Benoit is lighting up the chest of Big Daddy Ace with hard chops…
Mark:Listen to those chops just echo throughout the Stadium…
Rhino:The fans in London are sure enjoying this Rumble…
Mark:That they are… RVD charges at PYB… PYB ducks and backdrops RVD over the top rope…
Rhino:Van Dam lands on the Apron…
Mark:FIVE STAR SUPERKICK! And RVD Is out of the Royal Rumble… Benoit goes behind Big Daddy Ace… Release German Suplex…
Rhino:Here comes Subway…
Mark:A release German Suplex for Subway as well…
Rhino:Benoit is taking it to the EWW right now…
Mark:Chris Benoit is on fire at the moment… As he hooks up Big Daddy Ace… Another Release German suplex…
Rhino:Lone Jobber and Doug Kinsella are once again going at it in the corner…
Mark:Jobber just gave Doug one hell of a right hand… And you can see that both of them look exhausted…
Rhino:They have been in the Royal Rumble the whole entire time…
Mark:Spin Heel Kick by PYB to Subway…
Rhino:That was a nice kick by The Answer…
Mark:The Answer is now trying to Eliminate Subway…Subway is hanging on barely…
Rhino:This is gonna be close…
Mark:Subway with a rake a cross the eye and he is able to get back in to the ring… Big Daddy Ace just reversed Chris Benoit in to the corner and he is now chopping the chest of Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Little bit of payback for the Crippler from Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Ace now drops him snake eyes across the top turnbuckle…Powerslam by the EWW member… As we are about to see another Superstar make his way down to the ring…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
(“Bang Bang” plays as Cactus Jack enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its CACTUS JACK!
Mark:Cactus Jack is coming to the ring and is going right after Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Cactus knows what he wants and he is going to go right after it…
Mark:Right hands by Cactus Jack… Cactus scoops up Doug Kinsella and he has him tied up in the Tree of Woe…
Rhino:This is the second time Doug Kinsella has been up in the Tree of Woe and the first time was not very nice to him…
Mark:Running Baseball Slide by Cactus Jack catching Doug Kinsella right in the face…
Rhino:The vintage Bang Bang follows from Cactus Jack…
Mark:FIVE STAR SUPERKICK! NO! Cactus Jack ducks… Double Arm DDT to PYB from Cactus Jack…
Rhino:Cactus saw that one coming…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has Chris Benoit up in a press slam and he throws Chris Benoit out of the ring…
Rhino:What Strength by Big Daddy Ace to eliminate Chris Benoit from the Royal Rumble…
Mark:That was impressive strength… As he now begins to gather himself in the corner…
Rhino:Besides Lone Jobber and Doug Kinsella… Ace and Subway have been in the ring for over 20 plus minutes…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace and Subway are now going after Doug Kinsella in the corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber and Cactus Jack are going at in the other corner…
Mark:I think it is time for the next man to enter the arena…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
Rhino:I dont hear any music…
Mark:Someone is coming out though…
Rhino:Who is that?
Mark:I am being told that is Dark Leviathan a recent signing by the EWA…
Rhino:He looks like a power house to me…
Mark:Leviathan is going after Ace and Subway helping out Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Leviathan with a big clothesline knocking down Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Did you just see the look that Doug gave Dark Leviathan…
Rhino:Yes I did… What is that all about?
Mark:Not quite sure…But Dark Leviathan whips Subway in to the ropes… Double Clothesline by Kinsella and Leviathan…
Rhino:Looks like there is some sort of an Alliance there…
Mark:We will probably find out more about that sooner or later… But right now it can only help one of their chances to win the Royal Rumble…
Rhino:They are now trying to Eliminate Subway from this match up…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to get Cactus Jack out of the ring… McConnell walks over and is now helping Lone Jobber out…
Rhino:PYB and Lone Jobber are working together… Strange…
Mark:Subway is almost out… Ace though breaks it up and brings Subway back in to the ring…
Rhino:The EWW is sticking together…
Mark:Jobber and McConnell just sent Cactus Jack out of the ring for the Elimination…
Rhino:One man is out… Here comes the next man…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
(“Were Comin Down” plays as Brother Dvon enters the arena…)
Mark:Its Brother D-Von of Team 3D…
Rhino:We saw Brother Ray Bubba Dudley earlier…
Mark:Yes we saw Brother Ray earlier and Brother Dvon is in the ring and is going at it with William McConnell…
Rhino:The later you get in the rumble… The Fresher you are and the bigger advantage you have…And Right now Dvon has that advantage…
Mark:Dvon whips McConnell in to the ropes… Flapjack…
Rhino:All of PYB’s wind had to be knocked right out of him…
Mark:Dvon hooks up The Answer… Hangman’s neckbreaker by Brother Dvon…
Rhino:Leviathan and Kinsella are now surrounding Brother Dvon…
Mark:Brother Dvon is trying to fight both of them off… But Kinsella with a shot right to the jaw of Brother Dvon…
Rhino:Leviathan and Kinsella are now taking it to Brother Dvon…
Mark:Dvon get sent in to the ropes… Double Flapjack by Kinsella and Leviathan…
Rhino:Subway and Ace are now looking over at William McConnell like they want to take him out…
Mark:Ace and Subway go for a clothesline… Ducked by The Answer…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting involved in the fight…
Mark:Ace and McConnell… Subway and Jobber are doing a little bit of fighting as well…
Rhino:Jobber is now taking Subway over to the ropes…
Mark:McConnell and Ace just clocked heads and are down on the canvas…Subway counters Lone Jobber and is now using the ropes to choke out Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Brother Dvon is looking to be in trouble as Kinsella and Leviathan are about to dump him out of the ring…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
(“Real American” plays as Hulk Hogan enters the arena…)
Rhino:Mark… Hulk Hogan is in the Building…
Mark:This is a good number for the Hulkster as he is Number 28…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is face to face with the Hulkster…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with right hands to Hogan knocking him down to the one knee…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staying on him…
Mark:Hogan though has that look in his eye and he is looking like he is Hulking up Rhino…
Rhino:That he is Mark…
Mark:The fans are behind The Hulkster as he comes back with right hands…Hogan whips Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes… Big Boot by the Hulkster…
Rhino:You know what is coming up next Mark… The Hogan Leg Drop and thats what the fans want to see right now…
Mark:Hogan comes off the ropes.. LEG! NO! SUBLINE!
Rhino:Where in the hell did Subway come from?
Mark:Hulk Hogan sure as hell didnt see him as he got leveled…
Rhino:Brother Dvon just got put over the top rope by Dark Leviathan and Doug Kinsella…
Mark:The Answer is trying to put Lone Jobber out of this match up…
Rhino:Hulk Hogan is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks him up… ACE CRUSHER! On Hulk Hogan…
Rhino:The Hulkster has been laid out by the former EWA World Champion…
Mark:From behind Dark Leviathan clotheslines Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber hit his head right on the mat…
Mark:I think we are about to see number twenty nine hit the ring…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is in the Royal Rumble…
Mark:HBK comes in a house of fire as he levels William McConnell with right hands…
Rhino:Shawn said he would make sure that he would make sure William McConnell wouldnt win the Royal Rumble…
Mark:Big Clothesline to Subway by the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is really doing some damage…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up and slams Subway down on the canvas…
Rhino:From behind Doug Kinsella lays out Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Kinsella whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels ducks the clothesline… HBK comes off the rope… Flying Forearm by HBK…
Rhino:A vintage Shawn Michaels move…
Mark:Hulk Hogan is back up on his feet and HBK connects with a running clothesline sending Hulk Hogan out of the ring…
Rhino:The Showstopper has eliminated The Hulkster…
Mark:SPEAR ON HBK!
Rhino:The EWA Tag Team Champion just got laid out by Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Dark Leviathan now has Lone Jobber by the arms and he is holding him up for Doug Kinsella… Kinsella charges… Jobber moves and Kinsella just hit Leviathan with a clothesline…
Rhino:Leviathan just got backed in to the ropes…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with clothesline sending Dark Leviathan over the top rope…
Rhino:Here comes the final man in to the Royal Rumble…
Crowd:10….9….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1!
(“Nevermore” plays as Raven enters the arena…)
Rhino:ITS RAVEN!
Mark:Raven won the first Royal Rumble… Can he make it two?
Rhino:We will have to see… But with Raven in the rumble Lone Jobber and Doug Kinsella have been in this match up for just about an hour…
Mark:Its been almost forty minutes for Subway and Big Daddy Ace… As Raven goes for right hands on Subway…
Rhino:Raven is just opening up on Subway…
Mark:Raven whips Subway in to the corner… Subway comes out… Running Bulldog by Raven…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels was almost dumped out of the ring by Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Raven has Subway hooked up… EVENFLOW! NO! FIVE STAR SUPERKICK! By William McConnell…
Rhino:What a kick by The Answer…
Mark:Raven just staggered back in to the ropes… McConnell pushes him over the top rope for the Elimination…
Rhino:I believe that is payback for 2004 when PYB thought he won the rumble…
Mark:Subway and McConnell are going at it…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to put Shawn Michaels out of the ring…
Mark:Subway gets sent in to the ropes… Reversal by McConnell… Subway puts on the breaks… SUBLINE! McConnell ducks out of the way…PSYKO CUTTER!
Rhino:The Answer pulling out all of the tricks…As we are down to the final six men…
Mark:Shawn Michaels comes back in to the ring… Doug Kinsella and Lone Jobber are now going at it…
Rhino:They are battling close to the ropes…
Mark:Subway is staggering up on to his feet…A big full steam a head run by The Answer and Subway is eliminated by The Answer…
Rhino:McConnell just earned himself a Gimmick Match Contract by taking out Subway…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is tuning up the band…
Rhino:McConnell is about to taste some Sweet Chin Music…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! The Answer ducks the Superkick… McConnell uses HBK’s momentum and throws him over the top rope and Shawn Michaels has been eliminated…
Rhino:Lone Jobber and Doug Kinsella are hanging over the edge…
Mark:They are very close to eliminating one another…
Rhino:They are falling…
Mark:Kinsella and Jobber just fell over and landed at the same time and both have Eliminated each other…
Rhino:We are now down to the final two men… William McConnell and Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:The winner earns themselves a title shot…
Rhino:While Doug and Lone Jobber are out of the World Title Picture for the Next Two Months…
Mark:Ace and PYB are trading blows back and forth…
Rhino:How much is left in the tank… Ace has been in the ring for close to 50 minutes while McConnell has been close to 40…
Mark:McConnell whips Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes… Dropkick by The Answer…
Rhino:Ace is staggering to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell has it ready… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK! NO! Big Daddy Ace moves and McConnell is caught on the top rope…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace gets on the middle rope…
Mark:Dropkick by Big Daddy Ace and McConnell falls over the top rope… BIG DADDY ACE WINS THE ROYAL RUMBLE!
Pa Announcer:The Winner of the 2006 Royal Rumble… BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has a World Title Shot in his back pocket…
Mark:Ace has won the Rumble… Triple H has won the World Heavyweight Championship… What will Omega say about Triple H as Champion? We are close to the 06-06-06 Date set by Omega… What will happen with that… But once agin… BIG DADDY ACE HAS WON THE ROYAL RUMBLE! GOOD NIGHT LONDON!
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