Thursday Night Chaos 11-09-06
Mark:Welcome to Seattle, Washington and Welcome to Thursday Night Chaos… Rhino, tonights Main Event is going to be dealing alot with Barbed Wire…
Rhino:Its Barbed Wire Madness… For the EWA Television Championship Goldberg will defend against Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Mark:Can Goldberg stay Undefeated? We will see…We will also find out if Subway and Lone Jobber will move on to November 2 Dismember and a World Title Shot at Triple H…
Rhino:They both have a couple of handicap matches to deal with…
Mark:Triple H is also in action as he takes on Christian… So much to get to… So lets get started with our opening contest…
Demon Child vs Alex Shelly
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Behind The Camera… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… Representing Paparazzi Productions… ALEX SHELLY…
(“Paparazzi” plays as Alex Shelly enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…
(“Voodo” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Demon Child and Alex Shelly lock up in the center of the ring… Shelly backs Demon Child up in to the ropes…Alex Shelly goes for a clothesline… Demon Child ducks and back drops Shelly over the ropes…
Rhino:Alex Shelly lands on the apron…
Mark:Shelly with a forearm as Demon Child staggers around… Springboard Shoulderblock by Alex Shelly to Demon Child…
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Shelly goes for a quick cover 1…………2……… Demon Child gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Alex Shelly is now waiting for Demon Child to get up on to his feet…
Mark:Demon Child turns around… Shelly with a kick to the midsection…Shelly with an underhook… Shelly uses the ropes and connects with a tornado DDT…
Rhino:Demon Child is in trouble right now…
Mark:Shelly launches himself off the ropes… Springboard moonsault… Misses!
Rhino:Demon Child rolled out of the way…
Mark:Alex Shelly crashed and burned and now Demon Child whips him in to the ropes… Powerslam by Demon Child driving Alex Shelly right in to the mat.. Quick cover 1…………..2…………Kickout by Alex Shelly…
Rhino:Alex Shelly is now getting up in the corner…
Mark:Demon Child charges in the corner and he connects with a running clothesline…
Rhino:Alex Shelly is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Demon Child hooks him up… Fisherman’s Suplex with a bridge 1……………….2………… Alex Shelly gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Alex Shelly gets back on to his feet…
Mark:Demon Child connects with a couple of right hands as he backs him in to the ropes… Irish whip in the farside… Demon Child charges in… Alex Shelly gets the boots up…
Rhino:Alex Shelly is now climbing the top rope…
Mark:Flying Crossbody Misses! Demon Child ducked right out of the way…
Rhino:Alex Shelly crashed and burned again…
Mark:Demon Child stalks Alex Shelly as he gets up on to his feet… DEMON DROP!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it…
Mark:Demon Child hooks the leg of Alex Shelly 1……………..2…………..3……..ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DEMON CHILD…
Rhino:Two Straight Wins for Demon Child…
Mark:Is the TV Title in Demon Child’s Future? We will have to see… As we now get set for our next contest…
Big Daddy Ace vs Megumi Kudo
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 259 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE…
(“Why We Thugs” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Koshigaya, Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds… MEGUMI KUDO…
(The Japanese National Anthem plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)
Mark:Megumi Kudo steps right up in to the face of Big Daddy Ace and slaps him right across the face…
Rhino:That is angering Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for a couple of right hands… Megumi Kudo blocks and starts hammering Big Daddy Ace in the head with forearm shots…
Rhino:She is rocking his head back…
Mark:Megumi Kudo whips Big Daddy Ace off in to the ropes… Dropkick by Megumi Kudo catching Big Daddy Ace right underneath the jaw…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace now gets back up on his feet…
Mark:Megumi Kudo charges with a flying cross body and Kudo and Ace go right over the top rope and to the floor they go…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo put her body at risk and sent Big Daddy Ace out of the ring…
Mark:Megumi Kudo now rolls back in to the ring…
Rhino:She is eyeing up Big Daddy Ace again…
Mark:Megumi Kudo launches herself over the top rope with a corkscrew dive…
Rhino:What a move that was…
Mark:Megumi Kudo rolls Big Daddy Ace back in to the ring…
Mark:Slingshot Leg Drop by Megumi Kudo… As she now goes for the cover 1………………………2…………………Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is pulling out her A game here tonight after coming up short inside the Haunted House at Halloween Hellraiser…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up in the corner… Megumi Kudo with a handspring back elbow… No Big Daddy Ace move and Megumi Kudo hits the corner…
Rhino:Kudo is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now hooks up Megumi Kudo… Gutwrench Suplex by Big Daddy Ace driving Megumi Kudo in to the mat…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now standing over Megumi Kudo on the canvas…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace drives the knees in to the back of Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Its repeated shots right in to the lower back of Kudo…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now scoops up Megumi Kudo and slams her down right on to his knee with a backbreaker… Big Daddy Ace goes for a cover 1……………………..2………….Kickout by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is holding on to her lowerback as Big Daddy Ace is working on that part of her body…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now hooks up Megumi Kudo and has her hooked in a Camel Clutch…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is using his weight as he sits right down on the back of Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to stop her from getting to the ropes…
Mark:Megumi Kudo gets her foot on to the ropes as now Big Daddy Ace needs to break up the hold…
Rhino:The damage has been done already to the back of Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips Megumi Kudo in to the ropes… Spinebuster by Big Daddy Ace driving Megumi Kudo straight in to the mat…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is in trouble now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1……………………..2……………3….NO! Kudo gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now lining up Megumi Kudo as she staggers up to her feet…
Mark:Megumi Kudo staggers up… SPEAR! NO! Megumi Kudo moved and Big Daddy Ace speared The Referee…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo saw the spear coming and now she can get back in to this match up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now goes for the clothesline… Megumi Kudo ducks and now starts kicking Big Daddy Ace in the legs…
Rhino:Trying to knot up the hamstrings of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Megumi Kudo now whips Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes… Reversal by Big Daddy Ace… SPEAR!
Rhino:That time Big Daddy Ace connected with the Spear…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for the cover but the referee is out…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace speared the referee and now he has Kudo beat…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to wake up the referee…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella just ran in to the ring…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is behind Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Ace doesnt see him…
Mark:FINAL TOUCH!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is knocked out…
Mark:The referee is starting to get up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doug dragged Megumi Kudo on to Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:The referee makes the count 1…………………………2…………………..3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MEGUMI KUDO…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo wins the match up… But the bigger story is that Doug Kinsella got some revenge on Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Shane McMahon said he is going to be here tonight… How will he react… Right now its time for some more in ring action here at Thursday Night Chaos…
Number One Contender Match for the EWA Tag Team Championship
Dr. Cube & Kung Fu Chicken Noodle vs Chaos & Steve Austin
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Number One Contender Match for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… From the Kaiju Big Battel… DR. CUBE and KUNG FU CHICKEN NOODLE…
(“I Feel Pretty” plays as Dr. Cube and Kung Fu Chicken Noodle enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponents… The team of CHAOS and STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN…
(“I Wont Do What You Tell Me” plays as Chaos enters the arena…)
Mark:Stone Cold and Chaos are going right after Kung Fu Chicken Noodle and Dr. Cube…
Rhino:Its a four way brawl in the center of the ring…
Mark:The referee is going to have a hard time with this one… Kung Fu Chicken Noodle gets backed up in to the corner by Stone Cold and Stone Cold stomps away at Kung Fu Chicken Noodle…
Rhino:He is stomping a mudhole right in to Soup…
Mark:Dr. Cube just ducked the clothesline from Chaos and Chaos now takes a couple of shots from Dr. Cube…
Rhino:Chaos is being backed up in to the corner…
Mark:Thumb to the eye by Chaos…
Rhino:Chaos and Stone Cold have eye contact…
Mark:Double Irish Whip and Dr. Cube and Kung Fu Chicken Noodle collide in the center of the ring… Double Lou Thez Press by Chaos and Stone Cold…
Rhino:They are hammering both men with right hands…
Mark:Stone Cold drops a big elbow to Kung Fu Chicken Noodle and Chaos with a big splash on to Dr. Cube…
Rhino:Thus far Chaos and Stone Cold are in control of this contest…
Mark:Chaos and Stone Cold send Kung Fu Chicken Noodle out of the ring with a double clothesline…
Rhino:Stone Cold is fighting with Kung Fu Chicken Noodle on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Chaos Scoops up and slams Dr. Cube down to the canvas… Running Elbow Drop right in to the head of Dr. Cube… Chaos goes for a cover 1………………………….2………….Kickout by Dr. Cube…
Rhino:Stone Cold and Kung Fu Chicken Noodle have battled up the ramp…
Mark:Chaos now ties Dr. Cube up in the tree of woe…
Rhino:Dr. Cube is in trouble…
Mark:Running Baseball Slide… Dr. Cube pulls himself up and Chaos hits the post hard…
Rhino:Dr. Cube is now able to take back control of this match up…
Mark:Dr. Cube now stomps away at Chaos… Kung Fu Chicken Noodle just dropped Stone Cold with a DDT on the top of the stage…
Rhino:Stone Cold doesnt look so good right now…
Mark:Kung Fu Chicken Noodle is now coming down the ramp and is heading down to the ring… Dr. Cube whips Chaos in to the ropes… Dropkick by Dr. Cube…
Rhino:Chaos is fighting is way back up in to the corner…
Mark:Dr. Cube comes with a clothesline… Chaos gets the boot up… Chaos comes charging… Kung Fu Chicken Noodle with a clip from behind…
Rhino:Chaos didnt see Kung Fu Chicken Noodle at all…
Mark:Kung Fu Chicken Noodle and Dr. Cube now put Chaos up on the top rope…
Rhino:Chaos is in trouble…
Mark:DOUBLE DDT FROM THE TOP ROPE!
Rhino:Chaos is out cold…
Mark:Stone Cold is just now getting up on his feet… Kung Fu Chicken Noodle with a cover 1……………………2…………..3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners DR. CUBE and KUNG FU CHICKEN NOODLE…
Rhino:Dr. Cube and Kung Fu Chicken Noodle are now the Number One Contenders for the EWA Tag Team Titles…
Mark:Can these two become champs? We will see… Right now its time for our next contest…
The Hardcore Theater buzzes to life as camera focuses in on black boots, and slowly pans up and out revealing an enraged familiar old face. He spits on the ground and glares at the camera.
If you wanted someone who is glad he came back go ask Whiplash or Blake. I’m going solo, and my tag partner moved on to bigger and better things. We still hang out and I don’t blame him for leaving if he ever wants to tag again then we will dominate again. Recently though you see I have been taping an EWA reality show and been away getting some anger management classes. Just….two hours before my graduation from that class I just happened to turn on the TV, and I heard the voice I thought I had managed to evade. The very same voice that used to pray money was in his account to pay me after matches. I heard this man claim his wrestler was the next big impact here in the EWA. I heard about some punk that supposedly making an impact here in the EWA. Needless to say ,..I didn’t make that graduation. You know…I’m not sure if they fail to go over this important rule during the first few days of the job around here so I will make it simple. I MAKE THE FUCKING IMPACTS AROUND HERE! ….Listen carefully TO ME Jeremy Johnson, YOU ARE A SIXTH-RATE FUCKING WANNA-BE! I don’t give a shit who the fuck you are, what wrestlers you have beat, or that you some over-hyped piece of shit! You want to make an impact? You want to be some fucking big shot and show your grape-sized balls? An impact will be made Jeremy Johnson…an impact that will be felt throughout your wrestling career, an impact ….so intense that you will forever look back upon it and wonder to yourself, “Why the fuck did I wake up this morning?” An impact so life changing it’s just not the coolest….IT’S JUST NOT THE BEST…..
RVD walks in and smiles patting Justin on the back.
That my friends is the man who is going to re-introduce himself back to the EWA as the lone impact player…good to have you back man.
…Good to be back. Now that my friends…..is JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
The camera zooms in as Justin sneers clenching his hands around his trademark Singapore cane while RVD points to himself as the feed ends.
Rhino:Justin Credible is Back!
Mark:The challenge has been issued…What will happen now? As we get set for our next contest…
Triple H vs Christian
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada…Weighing in at 215 Pounds…Captain Charisma… CHRISTIAN…
(“At Last” plays as Christian enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds…Representing Degeneration X… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Game TRIPLE H…
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Rhino:We have seen in previous non title matches that Triple H is beatable… Can Christian take out The Game?
Mark:We are going to see it right now…Triple H and Christian with a collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring… Triple H backs Christian up in to the ropes…
Rhino:The referee steps in for a clean break…
Mark:Christian and Triple H back in to the center of the ring… Christian with a couple of right hands… Triple H gets backed up in to the corner…Christian reaches back… Triple H blocks the right hand…
Rhino:The Game puts Christian in to the corner…
Mark:Triple H with a couple of straight right hands… As he now follows it up with hard knife edge chops to the chest of Christian…
Rhino:Wooo!
Mark:Triple H now whips Christian hard in to the corner… Christian comes out of the corner and The Game connects with a high back body drop…
Rhino:Christian went flying high in the air…
Mark:The Game now goes charging at Christian… Christian with a side step and he sends Triple H out of the ring…
Rhino:The momentum carried The Game out of the ring…
Mark:Christian launches himself over the top rope and right down on to The Game…
Rhino:Christian now rolls Triple H back in to the ring…
Mark:Christian now climbs the top rope…
Rhino:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Clothesline from the top rope by Captain Charisma…
Rhino:Nice clothesline by Christian as he is staying with the attack on The Game…
Mark:Christian goes for the cover on Triple H 1………………………..2…………………Triple H kicks out… Christian now whips The Game in to the ropes and connects with a hard clothesline…
Rhino:It clipped The Game right underneath the jaw…
Mark:Christian is now heading back up on to the top rope… Triple H getting back up on his feet…
Rhino:Christian is taking a chance…
Mark:Missle Dropkick by Christian connecting on Triple H…
Rhino:The EWA World Champion is in trouble…
Mark:Christian goes for the cover 1……………………..2………………….3…….NO! Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:Christian is now waiting for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Christian hooks up The Game… Unprettier! No! The Game pushes him out in the ropes… Christian comes off the ropes… Running High Knee by The Game…
Rhino:Triple H almost took Christian’s head off…
Mark:Triple H now waits for Christian to get up on to his feet… The Game whips Christian off in to the ropes… Spinebuster! Driving Christian right in to the mat…
Rhino:The Game is feeling it…
Mark:Triple H with a kick to the midsection… The Game hooks him up… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Thats gonna be it right there…
Mark:The Game hooks the leg 1………………..2…………………….3……….This one is Over!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is still rolling on…
Mark:Triple H is still the King of Kings… Who will he fight at November 2 Dismember… We will see later on tonight… But now its time for our first of Three Handicap Matches…
Doug Kinsella vs Cryme Tyme
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Handicap Match set for one fall… Introducing First… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA…
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponents…. From Brooklyn, New York…Shad and JTG… CRYME TYME…
(“Cryme Tyme” plays as Cryme Tyme enters the arena…)
Mark:It will be JTG and Doug Kinsella in the ring right now…
Rhino:Cryme Tyme will be working as a tag team in this match up…
Mark:JTG takes a couple of shots from Doug Kinsella… JTG is backed up in to the ropes…
Rhino:JTG is telling the referee to have Doug Kinsella back up…
Mark:Thumb to the eye by JTG behind the referee’s back… JTG now whips Doug Kinsella in to the ropes… JTG leaps over Doug Kinsella… Kinsella comes off the ropes… Monkey Flip by JTG to Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:JTG now whips Doug Kinsella in to the ropes… Flying Back Elbow by JTG… JTG goes for a quick cover 1…………………2………… Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:JTG makes the tag in to Shad…
Mark:Shad backs Doug Kinsella up in to the corner and he starts to hammer him with shots in to the ribs with his knee…
Rhino:Shad is trying to knock the wind out of Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Shad whips Doug Kinsella in to the ropes… Big Boot by Shad…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is in a little bit of trouble…
Mark:Shad tags in JTG… JTG slingshots himself over the top rope… Leg Drop by JTG on to Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Cryme Tyme is in complete control of this match up…
Mark:JTG goes for the cover on Doug Kinsella 1……………………2……………….Kickout by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Kinsella is now getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:JTG comes charging in with a big splash… Doug Kinsella moves… Kinsella kicks him in the midsection… Swinging Neckbreaker by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella now needs to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Kinsella now stomps away at JTG in the corner… Doug Kinsella now lifts him up and he connects with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is starting to get in to a little bit of a groove…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now whips JTG in to the ropes…Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex by Doug Kinsella… Doug Kinsella goes for the cover 1………………….2……………..Shad comes in and pulls Doug Kinsella off of JTG…
Rhino:Doug needs to worry about Shad on the outside… As the numbers are against him…
Mark:JTG is back up on his feet…Doug Kinsella with a go behind… Flashback by Doug Kinsella… Kinsella hooks the leg 1………………………2………… Big kick right to the back by Shad…
Rhino:That was a vicious shot by Shad…
Mark:JTG is crawling to his corner…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella grabs him by the leg and pulls him away from his partner…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks up JTG… DK SLAM!
Rhino:Shad is coming right in to the ring…
Mark:Big Boot! Ducked by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is hammering the big man with right hands…
Mark:Dropkick by Doug Kinsella and he knocks the big man in to the ropes…
Rhino:JTG is back up on his feet…
Mark:Spin Kick… Ducked by Doug Kinsella… JTG hit Shad and knocked him off the apron…
Rhino:Cryme Tyme in trouble…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks up JTG… FINAL TOUCH!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Shad is trying to get in to the ring…
Rhino:The Big Show is out and is stopping him from getting in to the ring…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks the leg 1………………………..2…………..3……ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DOUG KINSELLA…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella survived this handicap match up…
Mark:Shane McMahon wont be happy with this night… And we are set to hear from him in a little bit… Its now time for the contract signing between Shawn Michaels and William McConnell… Lets send it down to Kent Richardson in the ring…
Kent: Alright, ladies and gentlemen.. As you all know, over the last year there have been two men in this company who have carried on a bloody fued that I’m sure all of you will remember for years.. However, after The Haunted House it seems things have come to a boiling point.. And we are here to sign a contract for a match that could settle it all.. So allow me introduce first.. The Heartbreak Kid.. SHAWN.. MICHAELS..
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena)
Kent: And the man he will be taking on this month.. The Answer.. WILLIAM.. MCCONNELL…
(“The Answer” hits over the PA System as McConnell enters..)
Kent: Alright, gentlemen.. You know how it all goes. Just sign the contract and its ready.. But, I’m sure you two both have some words you want to exchange.. Shawn?
HBK:Well lookie what we got here Willy… We have a little contract for the two of us to do a little dance… Make a little noise and Beat The Hell out of one another…At November 2 Dismember… Bout time you are man enough to step in the ring with me…
PYB: Shawn.. Lets get something straight.. From day one, I’ve been right in your face and I have never backed down from you. You’ve been bloodied and put out more times this year than you ever have.. Why? BECAUSE OF ME..But at Halloween Hellraiser.. You did something Shawn.. YOU TOOK EVERYTHING AWAY FROM ME.. YOU THREW ME OUT A DAMN WINDOW.. LEFT ME INJURED.. YOU TURNED THE DAMN TABLES AND LEFT ME DRY..
HBK:I have said this many times William… You dont HUNT What You Cant Kill… And as much as you have Tried to Kill Me… You couldnt get the job done… So on All Hallows Eve… I did turn the tables and by doing so… You and I will finally settle our score…At November 2 Dismember..
PYB: Thats what you want, isn’t it? You knock me out a window and demand match.. Look at me, Shawn.. Look at your dirty work, you gruesome son of a bitch.. What you’ve done to another human being, you god fearing asshole..How bad do you want this match, Shawn?
HBK:I want this match up BADLY Will… I want this match up… Just like you want to wear a Thong… We need to settle this… This last year…We have gone back and forth… And now its time for it to end… I am going to sign right here… On the Dotted Line..
(Shawn Michaels Signs Contract)
HBK:Now all you have to do is sign it… So that at November 2 Dismember… I CAN DANCE ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
PYB: I see it in your eyes, Shawn.. You want it more than anything else in this world right now.. (McConnell takes the pen and stares at the contract for a moment..) This is it.. Your terms.. Your match.. (He puts down the pen) And your advantage.. (McConnell sighs) Not this time, Shawn. I dictate this. IT GOES DOWN WHEN I WANT IT TO.. YOU WILL NOT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME.. I know how bad you want this Shawn.. And its all in your pocket.. But I’ve still got my trump card.. As I sacrifice what I love.. To take ONE MORE THING.. From you.
(McConnell throws down the mic and walks away, not looking back..)
Rhino:What is William McConnell doing?
Mark:Is William McConnell walking out on the match? Or is William McConnell walking out on the EWA?
Rhino:I am in shock… Shawn Michaels is in shock and so are all of the fans…
Mark:William McConnell has shocked the world… As we now get set for our next contest… What has William McConnell done?
Subway vs OG Scarface & Havok
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Handicap Match set for one fall…Introducing first…
Mark:Something is going on in the back…
Rhino:Subway is battling with Havok and OG Scarface in the backstage area…
Mark:A referee is back there and I think this is a legal match up…
Rhino:Havok just got sent in to one of the trash bins by Subway…
Mark:Subway charges at Havok and Havok catches him and drives him right in to the ground…
Rhino:OG Scarface is looking around for something…
Mark:Subway is now getting up on his feet… Havok scoops him up and slams him right in to the wall…
Rhino:If Subway wants to get a shot at the EWA World Title… He is going to have to earn it…
Mark:OG Scarface is now setting up a table…
Rhino:Havok has a ladder as well…
Mark:Subway has been laid out on the table… Havok opens up the ladder as OG Scarface begins to climb up the ladder…
Rhino:This could be the end of Subway…
Mark:Splash! Missed! As Subway rolled off the table as OG Scarface goes right through the table…
Rhino:Subway is now brawling with Havok…
Mark:Subway grabs Havok by the head and rams him right in to the wall…
Rhino:Subway has just picked up a trash can…
Mark:Trash Can right to the head by the X-Core Solider…
Rhino:Subway is now building some momentum…
Mark:Havok gets back up on his feet… Double Arm DDT! On to the Trash Can…
Rhino:Subway has Havok right where he wants him…
Mark:Subway with a cover 1……………………..2……………..OG Scarface with an elbow that missed… Subway rolled off of Havock and OG Scarface hit the elbow right on to Havok…
Rhino:Subway is now setting him up…
Mark:SUBLINE! To OG Scarface… Subway covers OG Scarface 1…………………2……….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SUBWAY…
Rhino:Subway is now on his way to get a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Can Lone Jobber do the same? We are about to find out…
Lone Jobber vs Blake Bennit & Whiplash
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Handicap Match set for one fall… Introducing first… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…
(“I Want it All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponents… The Team of BLAKE BENNIT and WHIPLASH…
(“Let the Bodies Hit The floor” plays as Blake Bennit and Whiplash enter the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Blake Bennit and Whiplash will be in the ring at the same time…
Rhino:We have seen Blake and Whiplash in the EWA Royal Rumbles but this is their first ever match up in many years…
Mark:Blake Bennit and Whiplash are surrounding Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber goes right after Whiplash with a Lou Thez Press and hammers him with right hands…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is just hammering Whiplash…
Mark:From behind Blake Bennit attacks Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Blake is pulling Lone Jobber off of Whiplash…
Mark:Shots to the ribs by Blake Bennit backing Lone Jobber up in to the corner… Blake whips Lone Jobber in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Whiplash is back up…
Mark:Whiplash whips Blake Bennit right in to Lone Jobber with a clothesline… Lone Jobber comes staggering out and Whiplash connects with a running clothesline taking down Lone Jobber…
Rhino:The Double Team Assault has now begun…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back up on his feet… Blake Bennit and Whiplash hook up Lone Jobber… Double Vertical Suplex by Bennit and Whiplash…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in trouble now…
Mark:Blake goes for a cover 1…………………..2……….Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is crawling towards the corner…
Mark:Blake Bennit whips him in to the ropes… Double Flap jack by the former Team Better Than You members…
Rhino:The wind just got knocked out of Lone Jobber…
Mark:Whiplash now covers Lone Jobber 1……………………….2……………………..Kickout again by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Right now Lone Jobber is just being picked apart by the former Team Better Than You Members…
Mark:Whiplash scoops up and slams Lone Jobber straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Blake Bennit is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop connects by Blake Bennit… Bennit with the cover 1…………………….2………………..Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:How much more can Lone Jobber take…
Mark:Whiplash now with a couple of right hands as he backs Lone Jobber up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Whiplash… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Bennit and Whiplash duck their heads… Double Back Drop! No! Countered… Double DDT by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:All three men are down right now…
Mark:That was a big counter for Lone Jobber as he is now able to recover and try to get back in to this match up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is up…
Mark:Blake Bennit is up as well and he connects with a couple of right hands… Blake whips Lone Jobber in to the corner… Blake charges and Lone Jobber gets the boot up in the face of Blake Bennit…
Rhino:Blake Bennit is staggering around…
Mark:Clothesline by Lone Jobber knocking down Blake Bennit…
Rhino:Whiplash is back up on his feet…
Mark:Whiplash spins Lone Jobber around… SMALL PACKAGE! 1…………………….2………………3……NO! Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:Whiplash has stolen many victories in his career like that…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back up… DDT by Whiplash…
Rhino:Blake and Whiplash are now discussing strategy…
Mark:Whiplash is holding up Lone Jobber…
Rhino:I dont think this is going to be good for Lone Jobber…
Mark:SEXY BOY KICK! LONE JOBBER DUCKED!
Rhino:Blake Bennit didnt hit Lone Jobber… He hit Whiplash…
Mark:Whiplash is out cold… Lone Jobber now spins Blake Bennit around… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Whiplash is out thanks to Blake Bennit…
Mark:Lone Jobber now hooks the leg of Blake Bennit 1……………………..2……………..3……. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER…
Rhino:Lone Jobber looks like he also is going to get a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at November 2 Dismember…
Mark:Thats what it seems… As we now get set for our…
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon walks out in to the arena…)
Rhino:Well it looks like we are going to now hear from the EWA VP… Shane O Mac…
Shane:Well… Tonight sure as hell hasnt gone the way I thought it would…But that is what happens with people like Doug Kinsella… He may win one battle… But rest a sure… He will not win the war…Now you see Doug… You made a challenge for a Pick Your Partner Match for November 2 Dismember… And I must say… That takes guts… But I will say this… Your challenge has been accepted… As it will be Big Daddy Ace and a Partner vs Doug Kinsella and the Big Show…And the fans will decide who Big Daddy Ace’s partner will be… I wont tell you who is partner choices will be now… You will have to wait… Speaking of the November 2 Dismember Pay Per View…The EWA Television Championship will be on the line… When either Goldberg or Brian Henderson defends against either… The loser of tonights TV Title Match… Megumi Kudo… Or Demon Child… And just for kicks… At Monday Night Madness.. Lets have Goldberg and Brian Henderson team up to face Megumi Kudo and Demon Child… I really like the sounds of that… Now one more thing… There has been this dispute about who is fighting Triple H for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Well… At Monday Night Madness… Subway will battle Lone Jobber for the Number One Contendership… And Triple H will be the SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE… Like the tag line says… This November… Will Truly be… A NOVEMBER 2 DISMEMBER!
Rhino:Big Time announcements from the EWA Vice President…
Mark:Its now Main Event time… So lets get to the introductions…
EWA Television Championship Barbed Wire Madness
Goldberg(c) vs Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is Barbed Wire Madness set for one fall and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Brooklyn, New York…Weighing in at 235 Pounds…BRIAN “Half Dollar” HENDERSON…
(“Im Back” plays as Brian Henderson enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Atlanta, Ga…Weighing in at 285 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion… GOLDBERG…
(“Invasion” plays as Goldberg enters the arena…)
Rhino:There are many different weapons at ringside… Including some barbed wire boards… Many different weapons covered in Barbed Wire…
Mark:The ropes are barbed wire as well… As Goldberg and Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson stare down in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Both men want to be the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson scores with a couple of right hands rocking the EWA Television Champion… Goldberg comes firing back with a couple of right hands of his own…
Rhino:One big question tonight is can Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson make Goldberg Tap Out?
Mark:We will see here tonight… Goldberg now whips Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson in to the ropes… Henderson puts on the breaks near the barbed wire…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson knows what will happen if he gets caught up in that barbed wire…
Mark:Goldberg comes charging at Brian Henderson… Brian Henderson moves out of the way and Goldberg gets real close to the barbed wire… Henderson with a couple of shots to the midsection…Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson grabs Goldberg by the head and tries to rub his face in to the barbed wire…
Rhino:Goldberg is blocking the attempt…
Mark:Goldberg with elbows to the rips of Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson… And now he hooks up Brian Henderson… Suplex right on to the barbed wire…
Rhino:That has to be ripping at the insides of Brian Henderson…
Mark:Goldberg hooks him up again and drops him with another suplex right down on to the barbed wire…
Rhino:You can see Brian Henderson getting cut up from the barbed wire…
Mark:Stiff Kick right to the head of Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson and he knocks him off of the apron to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Goldberg now slides underneath the bottom rope to go after Brian Henderson…
Mark:Goldberg with an irish whip… Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson with a reversal and he sends Goldberg right in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson just picked up something…
Mark:Barbed Wire Bat in the hand of Half Dollar… Goldberg staggers towards him and Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson connects with the Barbed Wire Bat right in to the ribs of Goldberg…
Rhino:Goldberg is holding on to his ribs…
Mark:Barbed Wire Bat right to the back of Goldberg now… Brian Henderson now takes the Barbed Wire Bat and rams it right in to the head of Goldberg…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is turning vicious right now…
Mark:Henderson with the bat and he starts ripping at the forehead with the barbed wire…
Rhino:The blood is starting to trickle out of the forehead of the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson rolls Goldberg back in to the ring…
Rhino:Henderson is sliding a couple of barbed wire boards in to the ring…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson throws the can of weapons in to the ring as well…
Rhino:Looks like Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is ready to go to work…
Mark:Goldberg is slowly getting back up on to his feet…Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson whips Goldberg in to the corner…
Rhino:Brian Henderson lays a chair wrapped in barbed wire down on the canvas…
Mark:Running Bulldog on to the Barbed Wire Chair by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Goldberg is really starting to bleed now…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson goes for the cover 1……………………..2……………….Kickout again by Goldberg…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is now lifting up the Barbed Wire Board and standing it up in the corner…
Mark:Henderson grabs the Barbed Wire Chair… Goldberg gets back up on his feet… Skull Meets Steel and Barbed Wire… As Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson lays out Goldberg with the Barbed Wire Chair…
Rhino:The TV Champ is down…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson hooks the leg 1……………………….2………………..3…….NO! Goldberg gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Henderson thought he had him there…
Mark:A bloody Goldberg is staggering back up on his feet… Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson backs him up in to the corner with right hands…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is lining him up with the Barbed Wire Board…
Mark:Irish whip by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson… Reversal by Goldberg… Brian Henderson puts on the breaks…
Rhino:Henderson saw the barbed wire coming…
Mark:SPEAR IN TO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!
Rhino:Oh My God!
Mark:Goldberg just speared him to the barbed wire and Goldberg is trying to get out of the barbed wire…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is now the one in trouble…
Mark:Goldberg pulls Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson out of the barbed wire… Goldberg now goes for the cover 1……………………….2……………….3…….NO! Kickout by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Goldberg thought he had him there…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Goldberg grabs a 2×4 in barbed wire…
Mark:Goldberg nails Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson right in the head with the 2×4 wrapped in Barbed Wire…
Rhino:The challenger is now bleeding…
Mark:Goldberg is now waiting for Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson to get up on to his feet…
Rhino:This could be it right here…
Mark:Goldberg has him up… JACKHAMMER! NO! Brian Henderson counters out… Reverse DDT by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson and Goldberg are slowly getting up on their feet…
Rhino:These two men have been battling back and forth…
Mark:Right hands back and forth between Goldberg and Brian Henderson…
Rhino:These two men have lost alot of blood…
Mark:Goldberg whips Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson in to the corner… Goldberg comes charging in… Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson gets his boot up…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is now setting Goldberg up on the top rope…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson slides the barbed wire board by the corner…
Rhino:Goldberg is in trouble now…
Mark:Both men are fighting on the top rope…Henderson goes for a superplex… Blocked… Goldberg goes for a suplex… Blocked…
Rhino:Neither man wants to taste the barbed wire…
Mark:Both men have each by the head… Double Bulldog to each other right down in to the barbed wire…
Rhino:Both men are down and out…
Mark:Goldberg gets his arm on Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson… Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson gets his arm on Goldberg… The referee makes the count 1…………………….2…………………..3…………….ITS OVER?
Pa Announcer:The referee has counted both men shoulders down on the canvas…There for… This match up is a DRAW and the EWA Television Championship is VACANT…
Rhino:They pinned one another and now there is no Television Champion…
Mark:I think there is some unsettled business here…We are out of time… Check out eWazone.com for Late Breaking News… Good Night!
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