New Years Evil 2006
Mark:From the Worlds Most Famous Arena in New York City… This is EWA New Years Evil 2006 sponsored by eWazone.com… And tonight our Main Event is Historic…
Rhino:Its the First Ever Countdown Chamber Match up…
Mark:Nothing has been revealed about it… But it will take place tonight when the EWA World Heavyweight Championship is on the line as Lone Jobber defends against Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Will Shane McMahon be right in saying that Big Daddy Ace is the next EWA World Heavyweight Champion? We will see if he is right tonight…
Mark:Also here tonight for the first time since May… Omega steps back in an EWA Ring as he goes up against Yawbus…
Rhino:There is so much hate between these two men and it will all come to ahead here tonight…
Mark:The EWA Television Championship and the EWA Tag Team Titles are on the line as well…
Rhino:Cant forget about Shane McMahon stepping in to the ring with Doug Kinsella…
Mark:This is going to be a wild night and I think we should get started with our opening contest…
Six Way Extreme Endurance Match
Retro Playa vs Jeremy Johnson vs Rob Van Dam vs Myst vs Darien Hacaga vs Justin Credible
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is the Six Way Extreme Endurance Match…The way to win is by pinning each of your opponents… Now introducing first… From Raleigh, Nc…Weighing in at 248 Pounds… MYST!
(“Adrenaline” plays as Myst enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Tijuana, Mexico… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… DARIEN HACAGA!
(“Figure 09” plays as Darien Hacaga enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… RETRO PLAYA!
(“Play That Funky Music” plays as Retro Playa enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Battle Creek, Michigan… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… ROB VAN DAM!
(“Walk” plays as Rob Van Dam enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Ozone Park, Ny… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
(“Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck” plays as Justin Credible enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Philadelphia, Pa…Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Accompained by Paul Heyman… The Impact Player JEREMY JOHNSON!
(“Pro Pain” plays as Jeremy Johnson enters the arena…)
Mark:All six men are in the ring right now…
Rhino:This should be crazy match up with all six men in the ring at the same time…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson goes right after Myst as he hammers him with straight right hands backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:The Retro Playa and Rob Van Dam are doing a little bit of battling back and forth…
Mark:Justin Credible just scooped up and slammed Darien straight down to the canvas and hammers him with boots to the midsection… Jeremy Johnson just scooped up and hooks Myst up in the corner…
Rhino:Myst is not in a good position…
Mark:RVD just clotheslined Retro Playa out of the ring… Myst is in trouble… Johnson charges and connects with a running low dropkick right in to the face of Myst…
Rhino:Darien just connected with a DDT on Justin Credible…
Mark:Van Dam now charges…RVD leaps over the top rope and Van Dam connects with a leaping senton right down on top of The Retro Playa on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Jeremy Johnson just pulled Myst out of the corner…
Mark:Myst is staggering around… Kick to the midsection… Sitdown Powerbomb by The Impact Player Jeremy Johnson…
Rhino:Myst was just drilled right in to the canvas…
Mark:Here the cover 1……………2……………….3………..Jeremy Johnson pins the first of five men… As Darien with a rollup on Justin Credible 1……………………..2………………Kickout by Justin Credible…
Rhino:RVD just rolled Retro Playa back in to the ring…
Mark:Van Dam is now up on the top rope… Split Leg Moonsault… Cover 1…………………..2…………………3……… Van Dam gets the pin…
Rhino:RVD and Jeremy Johnson both have a pinfall victory in this match up…
Mark:From behind Jeremy Johnson goes after Darien with a clothesline…Jeremy Johnson now drags him in to the corner and hammers him with boots to the midsection…
Rhino:Justin Credible and Rob Van Dam look at one another…
Mark:Myst blindsides Rob Van Dam with a flying forearm… Justin Credible is now going after Retro Playa… Credible goes to pick him up… Retro Playa with a small package 1……………………2……………..3… Retro Playa gets the pinfall…
Rhino:Jeremy Johnson just put Darien up on the top rope…
Mark:Gutwrench Superpowerbomb by Jeremy Johnson driving Darien right in to the mat…
Rhino:Impressive move right there…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson hooks the leg 1…………………………..2………………..3…………Johnson gets the pinfall and now has pinned two of five men in this contest…
Rhino:Myst is charging at RVD…
Mark:Back Drop by RVD sending Myst to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:RVD is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:RVD changes his mind… FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH RIGHT ON TO DARIEN!
Rhino:Darien was laid out by Jeremy Johnson just moments ago…
Mark:RVD with a cover 1………………2…………….3…………RVD gets the pin fall…
Rhino:RVD is keeping pace with Jeremy Johnson…
Mark:The Retro Playa with a baseball slide right in to the face of Myst… Retro Playa now goes to the outside and rolls Myst back in to the ring…
Rhino:Myst is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Kick to the midsection…The Cutting Edge!
Rhino:Myst has been laid out by The Retro Playa…
Mark:Justin Credible spins Retro Playa around… THATS INCREDIBLE!
Rhino:Retro Playa was just dropped right on his head…
Mark:Justin with a cover 1………………………2…………………3………….Justin Credible gets his first pinfall victory in this contest… As Jeremy Johnson shoves him out of the ring… Johnson rolls up Retro Playa 1…………………..2…………..3…… Johnson now only needs to get two more pinfalls…
Rhino:Rolling Thunder by RVD on to Myst…
Mark:RVD with a cover 1……………………2………………3……. RVD Is still keeping pace with Jeremy Johnson…
Rhino:Johnson is by the ropes… Justin Credible pulls him to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Justin Credible with an irish whip and he sends Jeremy Johnson right in to the steel steps…
Rhino:These two men met at November 2 Dismember…
Mark:Van Dam has a look in his eye… Van Dam leaps over the top rope and he lands right on top of Justin Credible and Jeremy Johnson…
Rhino:Darien is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Retro Playa turns him around… Brainbuster by Retro Playa as he now covers Darien 1…………………2……………3…… Retro Playa gets his second pinfall…
Rhino:RVD just rolled Justin Credible back in to the ring… And now Johnson gets rolled back in to the ring as well…
Mark:Van Dam is now lining up Jeremy Johnson… FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! Johnson moves and he pulls Justin Credible right in to the line of fire…
Rhino:Van Dam just hit Justin Credible with the Frog Splash…
Mark:Van Dam rolls on top of him 1……………………..2……………………3………. Van Dam Just pinned Justin Credible to get his fourth pinfall…
Rhino:The Retro Playa is now attacking RVD and bringing him to the corner…
Mark:Justin Credible is staggering up on to his feet… Jeremy Johnson kicks him in the midsection… TOTAL IMPACT! Driving Justin Credible right in to the mat… Johnson with a cover 1……………………….2…………..3………… Jeremy Johnson just tied up RVD…
Rhino:All they need to do is pin one another…
Mark:Retro Playa is putting RVD up on the top rope…
Mark:From behind Jeremy Johnson attacks Retro Playa knocking him out of the ring…
Rhino:Jeremy Johnson is now climbing up the top rope…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson has RVD setup for a superplex… Van Dam blocks… And knocks Jeremy Johnson off the top rope…
Rhino:RVD is now standing on the top rope…
Mark:FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! NO! Jeremy Johnson rolls out of the way…
Rhino:RVD is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson spins him around… TOTAL IMPACT! Jeremy Johnson with a cover 1………………….2…………..3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JEREMY JOHNSON!
Rhino:The Impact Player Jeremy Johnson just won this historical contest…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson proved that he is the Impact Player here tonight…Lets get to the EWA Tag Team Championship Contest…
EWA Tag Team Championship Musical Chairs Match
Dr. Cube & Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle(c) vs Degeneration X vs James Davis & Anarchiah
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is a MUSICAL CHAIRS MATCH for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… Team Number One… From Knoxville,Tn… Weighing in at a combined weight of 605 Pounds… JAMES DAVIS and ANARCHIAH!
(“Fear” plays as James Davis and Anarchiah enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Team Number Two… Representing Degeneration X… Weighing in at a combined weight of 487 Pounds… The Game TRIPLE H and The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Break it Down” plays as HHH and HBK enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponents… From the Kaiju Big Battel… The Defending EWA Tag Team Champions… DR. CUBE and KUNG-FU CHICKEN NOODLE!
Mark:Here we go… All three teams are staring down one another… Shawn Michaels goes right after Dr. Cube and hammers him with right hands…
Rhino:The Game goes right after the Big Man Anarchiah…
Mark:Anarchiah gets backed up in to the ropes by Triple H… Triple H with an irish whip…Reversal by Anarchiah… The Game comes off the ropes… Big Boot right to the head of The Game sending him out of the ring…
Rhino:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle is hooking up James Davis for something…
Mark:Front Face Suplex by Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle driving James Davis right in to the mat… Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle now comes off the ropes… Running Dropkick right to the face of James Davis by Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now backing Dr. Cube up in to the corner…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with right hands on to Dr. Cube as the fans count along…Eight, Nine and Ten…
Rhino:Dr. Cube is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up and slams Dr. Cube right down to the canvas… Anarchiah is now going to the outside after The Game…Anarchiah whips Triple H in to the guardrail… Reversal and Anarchiah goes right in to the steel guardrail…
Rhino:Anarchiah is staggering around…
Mark:Running High Knee by The Game knocking down Anarchiah…Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle scoops up and connects with a running powerslam driving James Davis in to the mat…
Rhino:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle is now heading to the outside and is bringing a steel chair in to the ring…
Mark:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle has the steel chair… Dropkick by Shawn Michaels knocking the chair back in to the face of Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle and sending him to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now going out after Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle and is sitting on the chair…
Mark:The referee is counting out Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle and Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle gets up at five…
Rhino:Triple H just picked up a glass chair…
Mark:Anarchiah staggers around… The Game breaks the chair over the head of Anarchiah…
Rhino:Anarchiah is not moving but Triple H can not sit on the chair as it broken after being cracked over the head of Anarchiah…
Mark:James Davis now is back up and connects with right hands to Dr. Cube…Swinging Neckbreaker by James Davis…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just rolled Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle back in to the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is up on the top rope… HBK with a double axe handle… Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle catches him in mid air…
Rhino:The Showstopper is in trouble…
Mark:Sidewalk Slam by Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle driving Shawn Michaels right dowin to the canvas… Dr. Cube is getting back up… James Davis charges and gets back dropped right to the outside by Dr. Cube…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now left alone in the ring with Dr. Cube and Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle…
Mark:The Posse now whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… Double Flap Jack by Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle and Dr. Cube…
Rhino:Dr.Cube is now on the outside and is bringing a steel chair in to the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels staggers up on to his feet… Dr. Cube holds the chair out… Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle rams Shawn Michaels head right on to the steel chair…
Rhino:The Showstopper is in trouble…
Mark:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle sits down on the chair as the referee counts down Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:James Davis and Anarchiah are now battling with Triple H as they are going up the ramp way…
Mark:Shawn Michaels gets up at seven…
Rhino:Dr. Cube is bringing some more chairs in to the ring…
Mark:The Posse is opening up about four chairs in the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle hooks up Shawn Michaels… Double Powerbomb right through the steel chairs!
Rhino:The Posse has just laid out The Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Both members of the Posse sitdown on the chairs as the referee begins to count…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to fight his way back down to the ring as Anarchiah and James Davis have him trapped up on the top of the ramp…
Mark:Six…Seven… Eight… Nine and Shawn Michaels is back up on his feet…
Rhino:The Posse can not believe it…
Mark:The Posse now lines up the chairs again closer to the corner as Shawn Michaels is now being placed on the top rope…
Rhino:The Game is fighting past Anarchiah and James Davis as he just connected with a spinebuster to James Davis…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now hooked up…
Rhino:Triple H just picked up a steel chair and is heading in to the ring…
Mark:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle turns around and The Game connects with a hard chair shot right to the head of Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle…
Rhino:Anarchiah is now heading back down to the ring…
Mark:Dr. Cube is up on the top rope with Shawn Michaels… Steel Chair right to the back of Dr. Cube as he goes backwards on to the chairs…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now standing up on the top rope…
Mark:Big Splash! By The Showstopper right down on to Dr. Cube on the steel chairs…
Rhino:Both Shawn Michaels and Dr. Cube are down on the mat…
Mark:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle is staggering up on to his feet… Triple H drops the chair… Irish whip by Triple H sending Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle in to the ropes… SPINEBUSTER! Right on to the steel chair…
Rhino:Triple H is now sitting on the steel chair…
Mark:The referee is up to seven before Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle got back up on to his feet… The Game charges and clotheslines Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle out of the ring…
Rhino:Dr. Cube just rolled out of the ring and is looking for something…
Mark:Anarchiah is getting back in to the ring…Anarchiah steps over the top rope… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Anarchiah is out on his feet…
Mark:Triple H slides a chair over… Kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE ON THE STEEL CHAIR!
Rhino:Anarchiah is out…
Mark:Triple H is now sitting on the chair…
Rhino:The referee is beginning to count…
Mark:Seven… Eight… Dr. Cube just got knocked down by Shawn Michaels… Nine….TEN! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and NEW EWA Tag Team Champions TRIPLE H and SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:DX once again is holding the EWA Tag Team Gold…
Mark:There is a shot of William McConnell in his office as the New Exective Talent Manager… He is not too happy with what he just saw…
Rhino:DX has tag gold… I bet William McConnell is already planning something to get it away from them…
Mark:We will have to see as we get back to the ring for EWA TV Title Match…
EWA Television Championship TLC is Legal Elimination Match
Demon Child(c) vs Megumi Kudo vs Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson vs Big Show vs Christian vs Alex Shelley
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a TLC is LEGAL Elimination Match for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… First from Toronto, Ontario, Canada…Weighing in at 215 Pounds… Captain Charisma CHRISTIAN!
(“Takeover” plays as Christian enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Behind The Camera…Weighing in at 215 Pounds…ALEX SHELLEY!
(“Paparazzi” plays as Alex Shelley enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Tampa, Florida… Weighing in at 507 Pounds… THE BIG SHOW!
(“Crank it Up” plays as Big Show enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Koshigaya, Japan…Weighing in at 132 Pounds… MEGUMI KUDO!
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion… DEMON CHILD!
(“Voodoo” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here we go… Six men… One Championship… Who will come out on top…
Mark:Megumi Kudo and Christian are battling… Kudo with forearms to the side of the head of Christian backing him up in to the corner… Megumi Kudo with a huge kick right to the side of the head of Christian as he comes out of the corner…
Rhino:Alex Shelley just charged right at the Big Show…
Mark:Big Show catches Alex Shelley and lifts him up high in the air for a press slam… Big Show throws Alex Shelley out of the ring…
Rhino:Alex Shelley just crashed straight in to the ground on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Demon Child whips Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson in to the ropes… Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson comes off the ropes… Dropkick by Demon Child…
Rhino:Big Show is now on the outside with Alex Shelley…
Mark:Alex Shelley is back up and Big Show drops him face first on to the steel guardrail…
Rhino:Falls Count Anywhere in this contest…
Mark:Big Show is opening up a table on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo just hit a tornado DDT on Christian out of the corner…
Mark:Megumi Kudo goes for a cover 1………………………2……………..Christian gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Christian is struggling back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Big Show grabs Alex Shelley by the neck… CHOKESLAM! Right through the table by The Big Show…
Rhino:Alex Shelley is out after going right throught the table…
Mark:Big Show with a cover 1……………………….2…………..3……
Pa Announcer:Alex Shelley has been eliminated…
Rhino:We are now down to five men…
Mark:Demon Child goes for a scoop slam… Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson counters out… German Suplex by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson to Demon Child… Henderson goes for a cover 1……………….2………..Demon Child gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is lining up Christian…
Mark:Handspring Elbow… No! Christian moved out of the way as Megumi Kudo hit the corner… Christian now goes behind Megumi Kudo… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Christian saw the move coming…
Mark:Christian now goes for the cover on Megumi Kudo 1………………..2………………Kudo gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Show just threw a trash can in to the ring…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson picks a cane out of the trash can… Christian turns around and Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson connects with the cane right to the back of Captain Charisma…
Rhino:Christian didn’t see that coming at all…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson goes for a cover 1…………………………2…………….Christian gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Show is now up on the apron…
Mark:Demon Child pulls a chair out of the can and nails Big Show right in the head with the steel chair…
Rhino:Big Show is staggering on the ring apron…
Mark:Demon Child charges with the steel chair… And Big Show punches the chair back in to the face of the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo slides out of the ring…
Mark:Megumi Kudo grabs a Leather Whip off the table and whips Big Show downstairs..
Rhino:Good God that has to hurt…
Mark:One more shot to the lower region of the Big Show by Megumi Kudo with that leather whip…
Rhino:Big Show has a weird look on his face right now…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is moving that table over closer to the Big Show…
Rhino:What is Megumi Kudo planning…
Mark:HOLY SHIT! Megumi Kudo just pushed The Big Show right through the table…
Rhino:She weakened the Big Show with the whip and then was able to put him through the table…
Mark:Megumi Kudo gets on top of the Big Show 1……………………2………….3………..
Pa Announcer:The Big Show has been eliminated!
Rhino:We are now down to four…
Mark:Christian whips Demon Chld in to the corner…
Rhino:Christian is lining him up…
Mark:Christian charges with a running clothesline… Demon Child moves out of the way…
Rhino:Christian is staggering around after he hit the corner hard…
Mark:DEMON DROP!
Rhino:I think he just knocked the Charisma out of Christian…
Mark:Demon Child with a cover on Christian 1……………………2…………………3……..
Pa Announcer:Christian has been eliminated!
Rhino:We are now down to three… Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson, Megumi Kudo and Demon Child…
Mark:From behind Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson connects with shots to the back of the head of the EWA Television Champion… Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson whips him in to the ropes… High back body drop by Demon Child…
Rhino:Demon Child is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Henderson kicks him in to the midsection… Implant DDT by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson… Henderson goes for a cover 1……………………..2…………………Kickout by Demon Child…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson now has the trash can and is laying it out in the ring…
Mark:Demon Child is getting back up on to his feet… Kick to the midsection by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson… Powerbomb! No! Demon Child with a back drop to get out of it…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is on the ring apron…
Mark:Springboard Clothesline by Megumi Kudo right down on to Demon Child…
Rhino:Nice move by Megumi Kudo right there…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with a cover on Demon Child 1………………….2…………….Kickout by Demon Child…
Rhino:Demon is trying to roll out of the ring…
Mark:Megumi Kudo and Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson are now face to face… Henderson with a couple of shots to the head of Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Kudo is fighting back…
Mark:Megumi Kudo whips Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson in to the ropes…Megumi Kudo ducks her head…Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson puts on the breaks… Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson hooks her up… Powerbomb! Right on to the trash can…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo could be done right here…
Mark:Demon Child is back in the ring… DEMON DROP! To Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson didn’t see him coming…
Mark:Demon Child hooks the leg 1……………….2……………3………
Pa Announcer:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson has been eliminated!
Rhino:We are now down to two…Kudo and Demon Child battling for the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:Demon Child is now waiting for Megumi Kudo to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo slowly gets back up…
Mark:Steel Chair to the skull of Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Demon Child slides to the out of the ring and is bringing a bag in to the ring…
Mark:Demon Child opens up the bag and he is dumping the Thumbtacks out of the bag and in to the ring…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Demon Child has her lined up… DEMON DROP! NO! Megumi Kudo shoves him off and Demon Child lands right in the thumbtacks…
Rhino:Look at the pain on Demon Child’s face…
Mark:Megumi Kudo quickly is on the top rope…
Rhino:Demon Child staggers up…
Mark:MOONSAULT! By Megumi Kudo with Demon Child landing in the thumbtacks… Heres the cover 1…………………….2………………..3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Television Champion MEGUMI KUDO!
Rhino:Megumi Kudo ended the reign of the EWA Television Champion Demon Child…
Mark:Demon Child was on a roll but it came to an end here tonight… We are now going to see what will happens between Shane McMahon and Doug Kinsella…
No Holds Barred
Shane McMahon vs Doug Kinsella
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a No Holds Barred Match… Introducing first… From Dayton, Ohio…Weighing in at 241 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 230 Pounds…The Vice President of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… SHANE McMAHON!
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon enters the arena…)
Rhino:This is the moment Doug Kinsella has been waiting for…As it his chance to go One on One with Shane McMahon…
Mark:Shane McMahon hasnt entered the ring yet…
Rhino:Doug really wants to get a hold of him…
Mark:Shane McMahon gets up on the apron… Doug Kinsella charges right at him and Shane McMahon jumps back down…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is getting annoyed that Shane McMahon isnt entering the ring…
Mark:Shane McMahon is now asking for a microphone…
Shane:So Doug you think its going to be that easy…You think that I was going to just let you face me One on one… You were wrong…
Rhino:I knew this was too good to be true…
Shane:So if you take a look up at the ramp right now… Let me introduce you to your opponents BEFORE you face me…
Rhino:You have got to be kidding me…
Shane:So without further ado… HIT THE MUSIC!
Mark:Shane McMahon always has something up his sleeve…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now waiting for his opponents to come down to the ring…
Mark:From behind Shane McMahon just jumped Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:That was all a setup to just distract Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Shane McMahon now begins to put the boots to Doug Kinsella… Shane grabs him by the neck and puts him on the middle rope…
Rhino:He is choking Doug Kinsella with the middle rope…
Mark:Shane McMahon now bounces off the ropes and drives all of his weight on to the back of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:One thing about Shane McMahon he can fight with the best of them…
Mark:Shane McMahon now slides to the outside and brings a steel chair in to the ring…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is getting back up on his feet…
Mark:Shane McMahon flies with the chair and he knocks out Doug Kinsella with the steel chair…
Rhino:Because of the distraction Doug Kinsella has not been able to get started in this match up and Shane McMahon is taking complete advantage…
Mark:Shane McMahon now with a cover 1……………………2…………..Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is now waiting for Doug Kinsella to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella turns around…Right hands by Shane McMahon…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is struting around in the ring…
Mark:Big right hand by Shane McMahon knocking out Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:You can see Shane McMahon becoming cockier as this match up goes on…
Mark:Shane McMahon now goes back to the outside of the ring and is bringing a trash can in to the ring…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is slowly getting up on to his feet…
Mark:Shane McMahon smashes the trashcan right over the head of Doug Kinsella… Shane McMahon now goes for a cover 1………………2……………..Kickout by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is now taunting the crowd as they begin to boo him…
Mark:Doug Kinsella gets back up on his feet… Shane McMahon whips him in to the corner…
Rhino:McMahon has a steel chair in hand…
Mark:Shane McMahon charges and Doug Kinsella gets the boot up right in to the chair knocking it back in to the face of Shane McMahon…
Rhino:That backfired on Shane O Mac…
Mark:Doug Kinsella connects with a clothesline as Shane McMahon got back up on his feet…Shane McMahon gets up one more time… Another clothesline by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is starting to get in a groove…
Mark:Doug Kinsella scoops up and slams Shane McMahon straight down to the canvas…Doug Kinsella is up on the middle rope… Leg Drop connects by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is taking it to the EWA Vice President…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with a cover 1…………………2…………Shane McMahon kicks out… Shane McMahon is backing up in to the corner…Doug Kinsella comes in after him… Rake to the eyes by Shane McMahon…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is trying regain his eye sight…
Mark:Shane McMahon goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Doug Kinsella… Neckbreaker connects by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now on the outside of the ring and he is bringing a table in to the ring…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now putting Shane McMahon up on the top rope…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for the EWA VP…
Mark:SUPERPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has laid out Shane McMahon…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks the leg of Shane McMahon 1…………………….2……………..3…….NO! Shane McMahon gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella can not believe it…
Mark:Shane McMahon is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is lining him up…
Mark:FINAL ENCOUNTER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it… Doug Kinsella is going to finish Shane McMahon off right now…
Mark:Doug Kinsella goes for a cover 1………………………2…………………3………NO! Shane McMahon gets his foot on the bottom rope…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is getting a little bit angred by that as he thought he had Shane McMahon beaten…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now waiting for Shane McMahon to get back up on his feet…
Rhino:Someone is coming down the isle…
Mark:That’s Big Daddy Ace!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now on the apron and Doug Kinsella is getting right up on to his face…
Mark:Shane McMahon just picked up a steel chair…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace gets off the apron…
Mark:Doug Kinsella turns around and Shane McMahon just cracked the skull of Doug Kinsella with the steel chair…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has now been busted wide open…
Mark:Shane McMahon said he was out for blood and he just got it…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now helping Shane McMahon out as he just handed him a pair of brass knuckles…
Mark:Shane McMahon is connecting with a couple of right hands right in to the open cut of Doug Kinsella with the brass knuckles…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is now dragging Doug Kinsella over to the corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is holding up Doug Kinsella as Shane McMahon places the trash can in the ropes…
Rhino:Shane McMahon always has a plan and we are seeing it right here and now…
Mark:Shane McMahon is up on the top rope…
Rhino:I think we are going to see the end of Doug Kinsella right here and now…
Mark:COAST TO COAST! By Shane McMahon as he dropkicked the trashcan right in to the face of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Shane McMahon I think just knocked out Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Shane McMahon pulls Doug Kinsella out of the corner… As Shane McMahon now with a cover 1…………………….2…………………3…………NO! Doug Kinsella got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is upset as he thought he had this match up won…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is slowly getting back up on to his feet… Shane McMahon with the steel chair… Doug Kinsella ducks… Shane McMahon turns around… FINAL ENCOUNTER!
Rhino:That’s gonna be it…
Mark:Doug Kinsella goes for the cover but Big Daddy Ace is distracting the referee…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is making the count himself as he doesn’t know what is going on…
Mark:Now he sees Big Daddy Ace and he charges at him Ace as he knocks him off the ring apron…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is back up on his feet…
Mark:Skull Meets Steel as Shane McMahon hits Doug Kinsella right over the head with the steel chair… Shane McMahon with a flip over pin 1………………………….2……………….Ace has Shanes Legs………3………..ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHANE McMAHON!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was holding Shane McMahons legs down so Doug Kinsella couldn’t kick out…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace and Shane McMahon just screwed Doug Kinsella again as Doug Kinsella cant challenge for the EWA World Heavyweight Title until July 1st…
Rhino:Where does this put Doug Kinsella’s EWA Career?
Mark:We will have to see… But Shane McMahon just stole this victory…As we get set for Omega vs Yawbus lets send it to the ring…
EWA Revenge Lumberjack Match
Omega vs Yawbus
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the EWA Revenge Lumberjack Match set for one fall…Introducing first… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… YAWBUS!
(“Fucking Hostile” plays as Yawbus enters the arena..)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Washington, DC… Weighing in at 411 Pounds… OMEGA!
(“The Omen” plays as Omega enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… We have Triple H and Shawn Michaels here at ringside serving as Lumberjacks along with Vampiro, Combat Toyota and Sub Nurse Sato…
Rhino:They all have straps in their hands ready to whip somebody that comes their way…
Mark:This will be Omega’s first match up since May at Final Salute-tion…
Rhino:Final Salute-tion? I dont remember that show…
Mark:It happened… Trust me…
Rhino:I guess I will believe you… I rather you show me the footage but for now I will take your word on it…
Mark:We will dig in to the archives and get you that footage sometime… But right now its Omega and Yawbus right in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Yawbus is looking up at Omega…
Mark:Yawbus leans his head back and just spits right in the face of Omega…
Rhino:Omega didn’t like that…
Mark:As the saying goes… You spit in the face of people who arent cool and Yawbus doesn’t thing Omega is cool… But Omega loses his cool as he goes for a clothesline… Yawbus ducks and hammers him with straight right hands…
Rhino:He will need to do a lot to get Big Omega off of his feet…
Mark:Yawbus with a hard kick right to the legs of Omega trying to chop him down… Hard kick right to the back of the knee…
Rhino:Trying to get him down to his level…
Mark:Yawbus charges at Omega… Omega with a shuffle side kick right to the side of the head of Yawbus…
Rhino:That knocked Yawbus right out as he is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Yawbus staggers up in to the corner… Omega comes charging in with a running splash knocking the wind right out of Yawbus…
Rhino:Yawbus looks to be dazed as he comes out of the corner…
Mark:Omega picks up Yawbus and drives him straight down to the canvas with a side walk slam…
Rhino:Yawbus is hurting right now…
Mark:Omega is looking at the crowd and taunting them…
Rhino:Vampiro is now on the apron distracting the referee…
Mark:Sub Nurse Sato and Combat Toyota are in the ring right now and they both chop block Omega from behind…
Rhino:They just brought Omega to his knees right now as Yawbus gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Vampiro slides a chair in to the ring… Yawbus just yelled… Bow down to Omega… As he connects with a face buster right in to the steel chair…
Rhino:The distraction of Vampiro has paid off for Yawbus at the moment…
Mark:Yawbus now sticking his boot on the throat of Omega trying to choke the life out of the big man… Yawbus now takes a steel chair and replaces it with his foot on the throat driving that in to the neck of Omega…
Rhino:DX is watching on as Yawbus just continues to choke the life out of Omega…
Mark:Yawbus now backs up in to the ropes… Running Dropkick right in to the face of Omega as he sat up…
Rhino:Yawbus now lays the chair out on the face of Omega…
Mark:Yawbus is on the middle rope and drops the leg right down on Omega… Yawbus now goes for a cover 1…………2….. Omega kicks out…
Rhino:Omega is now trying to get back up on his feet… Yawbus needs to keep him grounded if he wants to win this match up…
Mark:Combat Toyota slides a barbed wire bat in to the ring… Yawbus with a running clothesline shot with the barbed wire bat right to the face of the former EWA President…
Rhino:Yawbus now has an evil look on his face…
Mark:Omega staggers back up on to his feet… Yawbus swings and its a long drive deep to center field… It is outta here… Wait… Sorry… Yawbus did knock Omega out of the ring…
Rhino:Omega is down on the outside of the ring and Triple H and Shawn Michaels are standing around him…
Mark:DX gets a couple of shots in on Omega before they roll him back in to the ring…Yawbus gets on top of Omega and starts ripping at his forehead with the barbed wire bat…
Rhino:The former EWA President is now busted wide open…
Mark:Yawbus hangs Omega’s head on the ring apron…
Rhino:Yawbus has something in mind…
Mark:Yawbus runs and drives the barbed wire bat right in to the face of Omega…
Rhino:Omega is not used to being on his back and right now that is the position he is in thanks to Yawbus…
Mark:Yawbus is on the outside of the ring and slides a barbed wire board in to the ring…
Rhino:Business is about to pick up right here…
Mark:Omega with blood in his eyes is trying to use the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Yawbus has the Barbed Wire Board in place…
Mark:Yawbus with a kick to the midsection… Double Arm DDT… NO blocked by Omega… Omega spins him around… CHOKESLAM RIGHT IN TO THE BARBED WIRE!
Rhino:That backfired on Yawbus as he just went right in to the barbed wire…
Mark:You can see the reaction of DX and the rest of the lumberjacks as that really has to hurt…
Rhino:I wouldn’t want to go in to barbed wire like that…
Mark:Omega begins wiping the blood out of his eyes as he waits for Yawbus to get back up on to his feet… Omega charges and rams Yawbus in to the corner…
Rhino:Omega is pissed off right now…
Mark:Rights and lefts in to the midsection of Yawbus…
Rhino:Omega is just hammering Yawbus and trying to really bust up his ribs…
Mark:Omega whips Yawbus in to the ropes…Samoan Drop by Omega driving all of his weight right on to Yawbus…
Rhino:Omega is now going to the outside of the ring and is looking underneath the ring for something…
Mark:Looks like he has found another barbed wire board and he is sliding it in to the ring…
Rhino:Omega is looking to punish Yawbus and Omega just found a way to step it up as he has found a gas can…
Mark:The board is in the ring and Omega is pouring gasoline right on to it…
Rhino:The lumberjacks watch on as Omega lights the barbed wire on fire…
Mark:Yawbus staggers around… Omega has him lined up… POWERBOMB IN TO THE FLAMING BARBED WIRE!
Rhino:OH MY GOD!
Mark:Yawbus is in pain and it smells like burnt skin… As Omega now goes for the cover on Yawbus 1…………………..2………………3…………..NO! YAWBUS KICKS OUT!
Rhino:Omega can not believe it… The people can not believe it either…
Mark:Omega is now trying to think of plan B… As he picks up a Steel Chair…
Rhino:Yawbus is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Omega swings the steel chair…Yawbus takes the chair right in the head…
Rhino:Yawbus got knocked down but he is getting right back up…
Mark:Omega swings the steel chair one more time and down goes Yawbus again… Yawbus gets up one more time…
Rhino:Why wont he stay down?
Mark:Third shot… Fourth shot… Five Straight chair shots and Yawbus goes down hard one more time…
Rhino:Yawbus is trying to get back up on his feet again…
Mark:Yawbus pulls himself up again… Omega cracks his skull for the sixth time with that steel chair…
Rhino:Yawbus’s eyes are glazed over…
Mark:The referee is checking on Yawbus… The referee is stopping this match…
Pa Announcer:The referee has ruled that Yawbus is unable to continue… There for… The winner of the match… OMEGA!
Rhino:Omega knocked out Yawbus as the referee had to step in before some serious damage was done to him…
Mark:We will hope to get an update on Yawbus… But right now it is time for our Main Event…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Countdown Chamber Match
Lone Jobber(c) vs Big Daddy Ace
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the COUNTDOWN CHAMBER MATCH and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…Introducing first… The Challenger… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 259 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“Im Coming” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want it All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:This match up will close off a Historic Night for the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Rhino:Yes it will with the first ever Countdown Chamber…
Mark:The structure that both men are standing in is about 20 feet tall and about 30 feet wide…As the cage hangs surrounds them with four different chambers… Each chamber has a different wall that will need to be broken so you can enter that chamber… In those chambers are different weapons that can be used at any time…
Rhino:The chamber floors are made steel so there is no give if you land on them…
Mark:At random times there will be different countdowns and from what we are told there will be explosions but what happens with the explosions we do not know…
Rhino:Im ready to get this started…
Mark:The referee has called for the bell and this match up is now underway…
Rhino:They are both looking at the structure and they know that there is no way out…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace strikes first with a right hand… Lone Jobber comes back with a right hand of his own… Big Daddy Ace hammers Lone Jobber back in to the ropes… Irish whip by Big Daddy Ace… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Leap frog by Lone Jobber… Big Daddy Ace turns around… Flying Clothesline by Lone Jobber as he came off the ropes…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks him in the midsection…THE GIMMICK! NO! Big Daddy Ace blocks the gimmick sending Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Lone Jobber comes off… SPEAR! NO! Lone Jobber moved out of the way of it…
Rhino:Both men went for the kill right there and neither man was successful…
Mark:Lone Jobber connects with a couple of right hands backing Big Daddy Ace in to the corner… Irish whip sending Ace in to the farside… Lone Jobber charges… Monkey Flip by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace gets back up on his feet…
Mark:Dropkick by Lone Jobber catching Big Daddy Ace square in the jaw…
Rhino:That was a nice dropkick by Mr. EWA…
Mark:Lone Jobber now hooks up Big Daddy Ace… Front face suplex by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhno:Lone Jobber continues to look at the structure…
Mark:A countdown clock has begun for a thirty second warning as we see on the screen…
Rhino:We will see what happens with this first explosion…
Mark:Lone Jobber scoops up and slams Big Daddy Ace down to the canvas… As Lone Jobber climbs up on to the middle rope…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1! (Explosion)
Mark:Flames are shooting down covering the four chamber walls right now…
Rhino:Lone Jobber almost got hit by the flames but he quickly got off the middle turnbuckle…
Mark:Lone Jobber now grabs Big Daddy Ace and has him up on his shoulder… Big Daddy Ace slides out and now he pushes Lone Jobber right in to the flames…
Rhino:Lone Jobber covered up but still took the head of the fire…
Mark:The flames are now gone but Lone Jobber felt the heat of the fire… As Big Daddy Ace now slams him down in to the canvas…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now in trouble…
Mark:Slingshot by Big Daddy Ace as he send Lone Jobber in the chamber wall as it breaks as Lone Jobber goes in to the first chamber…
Rhino:There are a couple of different weapons to use in that chamber…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now enters the chamber as he see Lone Jobber trying to pull himself upright…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up on his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace scoops him up and he rams him face first in to the cage wall of the chamber…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace now grabs the shovel as Lone Jobber staggers up on to his feet…
Mark:Shovel to the back of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… As now Big Daddy Ace goes for the cover 1………………….2…………………Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The EWA World Champion is in trouble…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace delivers with a piledriver right down on to the steel floor… Big Daddy Ace now goes for the cover 1………………..2………….3…….NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace throws Lone Jobber back in to the ring as he brings in the pole that was sitting in the cage back in the ring with him…
Mark:The countdown is back on as we are thirty seconds away from the next explosion…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1! (Explosion)
Mark:The Pole that Big Daddy Ace was holding is on fire as he quickly threw it down as it started burning up on him…
Rhino:That was something interesting to see…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around as Big Daddy Ace quickly scoops him up and slams him right down on the flamming pole…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is holding on to his back as he gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges in… SPEAR! NO! Lone Jobber moved and Big Daddy Ace goes right through the second chamber wall…
Rhino:I think Big Daddy Ace knocked himself out by going through that wall…
Mark:Lone Jobber launches himself over the top rope and he lands right on top of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now hammering Big Daddy Ace with right hands…
Mark:Lone Jobber picks up the steel chain and wraps up his fist as he scores with a big right hand knocking down the challenger…
Rhino:That was a hard shot by Mister E-W-A…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for a cover 1……………………….2……………………Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:The countdown clock has started up again…
Mark:Lone Jobber now picks up Big Daddy Ace and rams him head first in to the steel cage wall…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1! (Explosion)
Mark:The cage walls are now on fire…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has an evil grin on his face…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up Big Daddy Ace… Slingshot right in to the flames goes Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace covered up his face but still felt the heat…
Mark:Lone Jobber now throws Big Daddy Ace back in to the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks him up… Vertical Suplex by Lone Jobber as he now goes for a cover 1………………..2………….Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is trying to figure out a gameplan for the rest of this contest…
Mark:Lone Jobber looking at the third chamber and starts kicking in the wall…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is able to get in to the third chamber and see something that he likes…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs the familiar PS2 and brings it back in to the ring… Big Daddy Ace staggers up on to his feet…PS2 Breaks over the skull of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Lone Jobber likes what he sees and that the challenger is flat on his back…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for the cover 1………………………2…………..Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:The countdown is on again…
Mark:Lone Jobber whips Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes… Back elbow to the side of the head Big Daddy Ace as he came off the ropes…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is taking his time as he picks apart the challenger…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is slowly getting up on to his feet…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1! (Explosion)
Rhino:Lone Jobber is ducking for the Explosion…
Mark:Its confetti…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace laughs at Lone Jobber for ducking…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now charges… SPEAR!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just speared Lone Jobber out of his boots right there…
Mark:Ace now covers the EWA World Heavyweight Champion 1…………………………..2………………….3…….NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was really close…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…Lone Jobber is up and gets scooped up and rammed in the fourth chamber wall…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now going in the fourth chamber with Lone Jobber…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace grabs the steel chair… Lone Jobber gets up… Big Daddy Ace swings… Lone Jobber ducks and Big Daddy Ace catches the steal…
Rhino:Lone Jobber with a low blow to Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Lone Jobber now hooks up Big Daddy Ace… Brainbuster in to the steel by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:The challenger looks to be out right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1……………………..2………………..3………NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was really close…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets thrown back in to the ring by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now standing on the top rope…
Mark:Missle Dropkick connects by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:I think he could have him right here…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1………………….2……………….3……NO! Big Daddy Ace kicks out again…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now slamming Big Daddy Ace down to the canvas near the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber is up on the top rope..
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in trouble…
Mark:450 SPLASH! MISSED! Big Daddy Ace moved out of the way as Lone Jobber crashed and burned…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now back up on his feet…
Mark:Ace has Lone Jobber setup… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1………………………..2……………………….3…………….NO! Lone Jobber got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in complete shock…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace walks over to Lone Jobber to pick him up… Small Package 1…………………….2……………..3………NO! Big Daddy Ace kicks out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber almost caught him there…
Mark:Lone Jobber and Big Daddy Ace are back up… Right hands back and forth… Big Daddy Ace takes control and he whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Ace ducks his head…
Rhino:Lone Jobber puts on the breaks…
Mark:THE GIMMICK! NO! Big Daddy Ace counters out… Lone Jobber now goes for a clothesline… Big Daddy Ace ducks… Kick in the midsection… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1……………………………2………………3…. NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion… BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace did it…He is the NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Lone Jobber gave it his all… But Big Daddy Ace is the New Champion…
Rhino:Here comes Shane McMahon down to the ring…
Mark:Shane McMahon shakes the hand of the NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion Big Daddy Ace… Will anyone be able to stop Big Daddy Ace as World Champion with Shane McMahon backing him? We will see.. We will see everyone in the new year… Good night everyone! HAPPY NEW YEAR EWA!
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